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TheBrownFox
06-08-2012, 02:12 PM
Wow, somebody didn't pay attention in school. No punctuation and all of those misspellings makes me want to go ape shit on him. I looked up his twitter and he seems like even more of a fucking idiot. Did you see the picture he drew with a penis cumming inside of a vagina? That's shit I would've done in grade school, definitely not past middle lol




The majority of his tweets are of him asking models for their number (or for them to call him) and saying he "wants to get to know them better." LOSER.

TheBrownFox
06-08-2012, 02:17 PM
One of my MFC regulars told me the other night:

"You may not be the finest model on here, but....." (comment about how much he loves my room and personality)


Gee, you sure know how to make a girl feel like a million bucks with backhanded compliments like that..... :sarcastic

Rina
06-08-2012, 02:23 PM
Roast that time zone guy needs a dick punch.

MissEgo
06-08-2012, 09:08 PM
Same guy, every time, (on MFC) will say "no topic tonight?" because if I'm just up for whatever I don't set a topic.

Tonight, I set it to "PVT BB"
I was in private for the next hour

Timor
06-09-2012, 11:25 AM
Guy: can u check if my cams working
Me: sure Hun, in pvt or for tokens
Guy: I'm wearing shorts, I'm just topless
Me: you could be fully dressed in a nuns habit with a purple boa and the answer would still be the same

Vanessa_Paws
06-09-2012, 11:38 AM
Him: I want to wash your car ma'am
Me: *continues in free chat*
Him: Ma'am I want to wash. Your car.
Him: Can you read? I want to wash your car.
Me: What? I dont know what?
Him: gy4ewifyhekwtfh3otwek4 (smacks his keyboard or something some long ass jumble of letters)
Him: *leaves*

Caree
06-09-2012, 04:34 PM
Here's a gem. Basically this guy comes in my free A LOT but never spends money. It starts with some form of him letting me know he's a fellow cammer but always ends with "will you take a peek at my cam hun?".

So today this happened:

camshowking enters the room
Bigdave1981 leaves the room
libra84 enters the room
camshowking: hiding again kelly
libra84 leaves the room
kelly_uk: yay it's camshowking!!!
camshowking: :)
GeordieD enters the room
freeboyuk25 leaves the room
kelly_uk: here to waste waste waste my time :D
camshowking: im goin on my cam in abit has it bin busy ?
kelly_uk: yes I'm hiding
camshowking: haha
kelly_uk: hilarious
GeordieD leaves the room
kelly_uk: none of your business
Bigdave1981 enters the room
kelly_uk: go do your own shows instead of bugging me in my free
kelly_uk: poor form
camshowking: o cheer up would you
camshowking leaves the room

Why the fuck does he not just get on his cam and earn his money instead of trawling free chat hoping someone will "peek at his cam"?! And "cheer up", CHEER UP, you come in my room, never get a show, waste my time and then leave when I wont peek at your cam for us to do it all over again in a few nights time, it gets wearing so no, I don't think I will cheer up actually. Didn't even get the chance to ban him cus he left, I will next time. Tosser

bigladyx
06-09-2012, 04:46 PM
bb, do you have baby oil?
me: yes
bb, will you use the baby oil?
me: yes in private or exclusive only
bb, i have spical rekuest
bb, did ui c what i rote bb?
bb, will u drink the baby oil?
*banhammer*

wtf! first mistake is calling me 'bb' and then actually spelling out 'baby oil'!
idiot

Glasses
06-09-2012, 04:54 PM
passionef: hy m italy 32 yes cam msn [email protected] it

Mlle_Mystere
06-09-2012, 05:07 PM
I wish I could paste in the original convo, but I've logged off and it wasn't in English anyway.

Maxc2c: bb you like hot cam2cam? My cock is hard.
me: sure do :)
Maxc2c: huummmmmmm
me: you want to start one??
Maxc2c: I need to get horny
me: you just said your cock was hard
Maxc2c: yeah but not that hard. If I give you Gold, will you get me horny?
me: sure, but I can't show you my pussy or anything
Maxc2c: ok just spread your little shorts and dildo yourself underneath them, but you don't have to show my your pussy or anything bb
that will do it
so will you do that for 2 gold?
me: hahahahaha def not for 2 gold!
Maxc2c: how many?
me: think double digits... multiply that offer!
Maxc2c has logged off.

ManyRoses
06-09-2012, 05:35 PM
-in pvt-

"hey there"
"hi! I just woke up"
"ohh, [something sexy idk lol I go into autopilot]"
"where r u from? Im in south africa"
"I live in the US"
"So it is almost time for bed for u ;)"
"Not yet, Im a night owl"
"Midnight is late to be up"
"It is 2am where I am"
"did u miss a 1?"
"Im sorry?"
"12am in the states, or midnight"
"Where I am in the US, it is 2am"
"Ive been to the states before I know the time difference"
"[tries to divert the conversation to sexy things]"
"If youre not in the states, you can tell me"
"oh youre silly [tries to change the conversation attempt]"
"where r u?"
"There are a few time zones in the US, Im in a time zone where it is 2am"
"that doesnt make sense, it is midnight"
"there are a bunch of time zones in North America"
"lol a bunch?" (he has his cam sent and looks bemused)
"[smiles, another sexy diversion attempt]"
"no need to scam me, Im know cam girls lie so u can just tell me where u r" (bemused look, slight roll of eyes)
"OK"
":)"
"UNITED STATES TIME ZONES

The United States uses nine standard time zones. From east to west they are Atlantic Standard Time (AST), Eastern Standard Time (EST), Central Standard Time (CST), Mountain Standard Time (MST), Pacific Standard Time (PST), Alaskan Standard Time (AKST), Hawaii-Aleutian Standard Time (HST), Samoa standard time (UTC-11) and Chamorro Standard Time (UTC+10).

So that means that if it is midnight in one part of the United States, it is very likely to be totally different time in another part of the United States"
"wow"
"ready to play?"
"yr kind of a bitch"
"Just giving you new information :) let's do something fun..."
"I dont think that's true"
"Feel free to google it babe"
"lol whatever. I like u, just asking u not to lie"
"..... you do realize that on [the site] it shows what country the model is broadcasting from?"
"what?"
"[explains how to check]"
"oh."
"yup"
"sorry."
"let's talk about what brought you by ;) some early morning fun?"
"I lost my hardon, I gtg"
"lol"

-end of pvt-
-leaves a lowish rating-



Oh the time lost trying to preserve the male ego

On the plus side, you got paid to tell someone that there are multiple time zones in the US.....: )

ManyRoses
06-09-2012, 05:36 PM
One of my MFC regulars told me the other night:

"You may not be the finest model on here, but....." (comment about how much he loves my room and personality)


Gee, you sure know how to make a girl feel like a million bucks with backhanded compliments like that..... :sarcastic

I would put money on it that this guy has read "the game" and was trying to use a "neg" to make you fall desperately in love with him...SMH

ThatOneGirl
06-09-2012, 07:10 PM
I would put money on it that this guy has read "the game" and was trying to use a "neg" to make you fall desperately in love with him...SMH

Oh god, do guys actually take that stuff seriously? :-( I've had a couple give me lines like that. "You know, you're not stripper material, but..."

My favorite backhanded compliment: "Wow! I would have never thought I'd get so turned on by a plain jane."

W.T.F.

housewench
06-09-2012, 07:33 PM
^ yep, pretty much =_=

Cammi
06-09-2012, 08:27 PM
jonesy: bb will pose doggy style, i will add u to ny favs

first i laughed, then i said "i don't give a shit if i'm in your faves or not, so fuck no". probably the best line i've ever heard on cam

plushkarmelkitty
06-09-2012, 09:08 PM
Absolutely!!! I am a voyeuer cam model too and it's hilarious! I get amused at just watching the screen on my TV (they don't know I'm reading the stupid shit they're saying.....It usually goes something like

Hi bb
Hello?
HELLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CAN YOU HEAR ME? (Yeah duchwad, your typing is screaming so loud I have a migraine)
FUCK U BICH, U WAST MY MONEY(Yes with all the misspellings)

I say "IF YOU BOTHER TO READ MY PROFILE AND ROOM TOPIC...... OR HOW ABOUT THE GIANT BRIGHT YELLOW SIGN ON MY WALL?!!!!!!)

ThatOneGirl
06-11-2012, 09:03 AM
Gem from last night: "Are you a tran?"

So much for branching out and wearing make-up...

sillykitty
06-11-2012, 12:21 PM
I usually have the cam pointed at me in my computer chair, so it shows my face down to my thighs.

Guy: Baby, let's see what you have on.
Me: ...is my cam not on?
Guy: Yes, but I can't see the bottom.
Me: It's on screen?
Guy: Fuck you bitch. You'll never make money with that attitude.
Guy: You aren't even that attractive.

WOW talk about an itchy trigger finger. I have no idea what he was on about. I guess he was asking to see my bum, but I mean... I'm pictured down to my thighs. I would have considered that to be pretty much my whole body. Is it me? It's just me? Oh. Okay. I banhammered though.

ThatOneGirl
06-11-2012, 09:59 PM
Just had a Premium member on MFC PM me and tell me that I needed to mute the guests and Basics. I've always got guests muted, but I let the Basics talk if they behave themselves. Told the dude that I like the conversation that some of the Basics bring to the table, and he's like, "alright fine, then they can be the ones tipping you."

And then someone tipped me 500. Ha. Fucker.

LadyCoco
06-11-2012, 11:44 PM
I got a lot of open bra tonight and my bra doesn't even fasten in the front :/

Deaddolly
06-12-2012, 03:48 AM
Yesterday on mfc: Some premium kept begging me to blow him a kiss. I said "sure for some incentive". Then he said some crap like I would have tipped you. I felt like saying this is a paid site dumbass you have to pay to play. Nothing is for free.

Tonight: Basic asked "show boobs". I said "yes for incentive". Then a premium tipped me 25 tokens with tip note for me to show my boobs. I didn't budge. He got all butthurt and asked why I wouldn't do it. I explained that 25 tks wasn't enough. Last time I checked I set my prices not him. He then left me a long winded message said "ciao" and left.

justanothercamgirl
06-12-2012, 10:13 AM
custie: Can you stand up?

I was up and dancing when he asked me this question. d[ o_0 ]b

justanothercamgirl
06-12-2012, 10:17 AM
asshat: "Looks like someone needs to start doing situps or curls..."

Some guy said this to me while I was running a gold show, I could help but start snickering loudly since it was such a Catch-22. I know if I start doing situps and curls every day some other asshat is going to just say to me, "Why does your stomach look like a man, bb? I love a soft-looking stomach."

I have been a camgirl long enough to know you just ain't going to win when it comes to the appearance game.

ManyRoses
06-12-2012, 10:38 AM
Last night I had someone actually start an argument with me.....about whether the west coast of Canada "counts" as the west coast. HUH?!?!?

Basically it started because he asked where I was from, and I said "I'm on the west coast". He said "California?" Its a common misconception that because my profile says I'm from "CA" - people think it means cali, not canada. So I said "oh no, the CA on my profile mean Canada, not california". Then he goes into this big thing...

"WTF? You lied, you said you were on the west coast!"
"I am, I'm on the west coast of Canada"
"THat's not the west coast. Canada is totally different. West coast means the States....

and then he just went on and on and on about how Canada isn't the west coast.

Seriously??? Of all the things to get pissy about! LOL! Does he actually not realize that it is the SAME coast? Or does he think canada is just another state in the middle somewhere??

justanothercamgirl
06-12-2012, 11:41 AM
Last night I had someone actually start an argument with me.....about whether the west coast of Canada "counts" as the west coast. HUH?!?!?

Ha ha! This just totally made my day!

Don't you know that 'the west coast' is a trademark of the United States? Only they are hip/smart enough to come up with something like calling a coastline on the west 'the west coast'. Canada could NEVER figure that out on its own.

Bawahahahahaha!

ThatOneGirl
06-12-2012, 12:15 PM
Don't you know that 'the west coast' is a trademark of the United States? Only they are hip/smart enough to come up with something like calling a coastline on the west 'the west coast'. Canada could NEVER figure that out on its own.

Silly Canadians, don't you know that we 'Muricans are always right about everything, and we're so much better? You kanucks and your silly igloos...

/s

miamia4me
06-12-2012, 02:58 PM
Remember we are never right.

maryjaynexo
06-12-2012, 06:23 PM
^^ I get the whole ARE YOU FROM CALIFORNIA BB thing allll the time, despite the fact that my whole body is so white I'm almost translucent. Sometimes I say yes just for shits and giggles. Brb, my igloo is melting D:

AliceFun
06-13-2012, 01:26 PM
I tell this guy i am from a certain city, made up location of course and he goes:
"I'm a little freaked out about us being so close geographically - the more I think about it, the more I panic
lol"
" I think, maybe not such a good idea to be here
lol
it was lovely to talk with you though
you are a teriffic woman"
"Knowing my luck, you'll turn out to be my next girlfriends cousin or something, so I better get while the gettings good
lol
It was lovely to meet you though
all the best
bye
xxxx"

speechless here haha

Glasses
06-13-2012, 07:19 PM
I tell this guy i am from a certain city, made up location of course and he goes:
"I'm a little freaked out about us being so close geographically - the more I think about it, the more I panic
lol"
" I think, maybe not such a good idea to be here
lol
it was lovely to talk with you though
you are a teriffic woman"
"Knowing my luck, you'll turn out to be my next girlfriends cousin or something, so I better get while the gettings good
lol
It was lovely to meet you though
all the best
bye
xxxx"

speechless here haha

I have a regular who told me he was giving up c2c with others cause he ended up doing it with one of his former eployees. He always does it in the office, because of his wife, and he has a really specific painting behind him. The girl recognized him told him and banned him. xD Although I'd never tell anyone I'd just ban them. He said he was suspicious because the girl announced her location, but he didn't remember her untill she told him and banned him. :D

TheBrownFox
06-14-2012, 02:25 AM
I have been a camgirl long enough to know you just ain't going to win when it comes to the appearance game.



EXACTLY!


Just now on MFC, some asswipe said he loves my ass, but then he posted the *puke* emote cuz he said he hates my hair. I have shoulder-length, thick black hair that is my REAL hair. Yet if I had been wearing a weave, I bet some asshole would have a smart-ass remark about that too.

TheBrownFox
06-14-2012, 02:29 AM
custie: Can you stand up?

I was up and dancing when he asked me this question. d[ o_0 ]b


LMFAO!


This reminds me of the MFC morons who will type "Are you there? We can't see you, bb" when it clearly says "Model is in a private show." LOL!!!!!

IsobelWren
06-14-2012, 09:39 AM
Last night on Xpeeps

"Show tits please."
"Show tips please *smile* I'll flash for 50 tokens, like it says in the room topic"
":( I'm broke"
"Oh no problem! It's super easy to add tokens and 50 is only five dollars!"
"Yeah, but you need a bank account or a credit card to add tokens and I don't have any"

*ban hammer*

You just told me you're a freeloader of the highest order. You don't have money and you will never be able to add money. There's zero reason for me to ever allow you in my room.

ThatOneGirl
06-14-2012, 10:49 AM
Sometimes I wish I could punch these people in their entitled little dicks...

Another hour of in-and-outs and people with zero tokens PMing me just to chat, or ask me to view their cam (for free, of course). The tipping point was the zero-token Premium who came in and started talking about how he was having a shitty day. I give the "aw, I'm sorry" sort of responses, and then I have to reply to another PM, so I didn't respond immediately to his "Yeah, I just popped a pill to chill out." (Did I suddenly become Dr Phil without any sort of notification???) Since I didn't respond:

Member: Oh, so you're just not going to respond to me now?
Member: Even though I don't know you
Me: *completely fed up at this point* I was responding to a PM, because I keep having guys who decide that they're going to try and start conversations without ever tipping me. I was GOING to start dancing, and then everyone decided that they needed to tell me about their day. I'm working, and I give preference to people who TIP.
Member: I hate that in models.
Me: What, that we're working, and that I want to work, not play therapist for people with no tokens who have no intention of ever tipping me? Fuck off.

WTF. I am so freaking sick of the people who think that we're here to entertain them for free. Because obviously the world is full of nympho exhibitionists, and nothing makes us happier than working our asses off for free, and listening to a bunch of guys tell us how shitty their day has been. I don't automatically write off Premiums with no tokens, but goddammit, don't expect me to cater to you if you show no intention whatsoever of actually loading up and paying me.

TheBrownFox
06-14-2012, 04:54 PM
It's annoying when a guy (who SEEMED to be cool at first) accuses you of being "paranoid" and "having too many rules" just because you refuse to give out your personal phone number, and just because you refuse to do public cum shows. *rolls eyes* I had to block one of my regulars on Twitter and MFC today, because I'm sick of his little remarks criticizing the way I do things on MFC.

What also sucks is that lately quite a few of my regulars have been pissing me off with saying some really dumb, uncalled for shit. I guess some of these fuckwads think they can say/do whatever the fuck they want just because they're now "regulars." FUCK that. I don't care how much you've spent on me...you disrespect me, you get banned just like everyone else.

Bianca Brazil
06-15-2012, 02:42 AM
Xpeeps on PM
Idiot: You are stunning!
Me: thanks
Idiot: Do a quickie
Me: I work for tips so a quickie or slow one you have to tip for it!
Idiot: Quickie then
Banned!

IsobelWren
06-15-2012, 05:55 AM
What's with the guys who come in saying they want SPH and then whine when you start doing it?

"Hey bb!"
"Hi there! What can I do for you tonight"
"I need a little JOI."
*giggle* "Well would you like me to be nice or mean about it?"
"Be mean! I've got a tiny little penis and I fantasize about my girlfriend's sister!"
"HAH! As if your girlfriend's sister would ever have you! She's probably half your age, you nasty pervert."
"She's 23 and I'm 26."
"Oh. Well she doesn't want to touch someone like you with a ten foot pole anyway. Family means something to some people. Plus you're disgusting."
"She totally wants to be sexed up by me!"
"No she doesn't. Not in a million years. No girl would ever let a tiny cock like yours near her."
"She wants my cock in ALL her holes! She wants in in her hands right now."
"Yeah I'm sure you'd lose your girlfriend were the unlikeliest of unlikely sex partners to pick you. YOU of all people."
"She'd watch....or join"

Another one:
"Hey bb! I like SPH, see u do too."
"Love it! Are you a tiny dick loser who needs to be put in his place?"
"O yah. Strokin it right now."
"HAH! That's a loose definition with you. You're probably using a thumb and forefinger."
":( I don't have a small dick. It's just FINE!"
He leaves before I can ask him what he thinks SPH means

Most recent one:
"I want you to be as nasty as you can to me. I can take it. I deserve it"
"You do, you fucking nasty pig."
"Fuck you, whore! Who are you calling a nasty pig?"
"Hey. You asked me to do that."
"I know, it was good! Keep going!"
I gather myself, "You're probably a shit human being because you've got a tiny cock."
"My cock is just fine, it's your pussy that's a problem. Beef curtains and a wind sock!"
"OI! NOT. COOL. If you want me to humiliate you, that's fine. This doesn't go both ways."
"Sorry, sorry. I just got into it!"
"If you're 'getting into it' then stroke your cock harder, don't insult me back. This is not an argument."
"Sorry. Please keep going?"
Deep calming breath, change positions, "You know that Yo Mamma joke about how the doctor slapped your mother when you were born? Well it was based on you! You're so ugly that even at birth the doctor could tell she should have had an abortion."
"Fuck you whore! You're an ugly stupid slut on a cam site!"
I sit down and smile, "Remember what I said? Only one of us can be insulting at one time. I'm not even playing. You're getting too upset about this. Is it really what you want or should we do something else?"
The "starts typing" icon comes on for a few seconds, erases, writes, erases again and then he leaves.

I don't get these guys and they make me mad. Why come in here and then fight me when I give you what YOU asked me to do? If what you want is to rebut someone who says you're a shitbox, go talk to your parents. It trips my shit out.

I mean clearly this is some kind of Thing, the fighting back. Perhaps an offshoot of humiliation fetish? LOL, fighting back fetish? I guess my puzzlement and struggling to come up with the right insult to riff back off what he just said is part of the fetish, which is why they don't tell me that they're planning on fighting back? I can even understand the incest fantasists, but I can't understand this. Right up there with dog fucking. (got one of those last night, too. Kept the chatlog, next post!)

AliceFun
06-15-2012, 06:51 AM
I think they have a fantasy about being dominated but in a softer way than u went, they not ready for the heavy thing i believe, this happens to me too, they come in asking to be treated like my slaves but if i go too hard on them they leave, they not comfy with harsh things being said yet they want us to play their fantasy. I think best is to do it in a softer manner or ask "How far i can go?". U see, they still men, EGO is stroking lol

Vlodina
06-15-2012, 07:27 AM
Lol at beef curtains and a wind sock

PrincessLuna
06-15-2012, 01:40 PM
Guy: hi i am Tom, I'd like my son Jacob to do a pvt with you OK? He needs to learn to cum. I'll leave now, it's just you and Jacob.
hi i am jacob, my dad just left

Oh god, I don't even know! SO glad I was immediately taken to private so I didn't have to think of a response!!!

housewench
06-15-2012, 03:16 PM
it would be nice if there was some sort of special font for 'fantasy talk'

ThatOneGirl
06-15-2012, 03:21 PM
it would be nice if there was some sort of special font for 'fantasy talk'

You know they'd use that more than they use the term "bb", even if they're not "fantasy" talking. I love the good customers who are actually aware of what it is they're doing, but the idiots never, ever learn. We're nothing more than interactive porn to those guys.

IsobelWren
06-15-2012, 07:27 PM
I wish I still had the chat transcript but it was Skype and I blocked him so I don't have it any more.

He called me without IMing first. 100% of guys who don't see my status message, "I decline all calls if you don't IM first" and call immediately have been time wasters. Statistically. I've never had a one buy a show. At this point it interests me enough to keep IMing them and see if someone bucks the trend.

I decline the call and tell him I'd love to have a show with him but we can't have a show until he makes payment. I tell him how much payment is and that if he wants a show right now he should buy an Amazon gift card. He says he wants 10 minutes, so I tell him the right amount, then where and how to get the card. A few minutes go by. I take off my makeup and turn out the cam light.

"Ok, now what?" He types

I tell him I need the code from the virtual gift card. He says there wasn't one. I tell him where it is. He says he didn't see that at all. I tell him it might be emailed to him. He says he'll look. I turn the light back on because he seems serious and genuinely confused, like someone who isn't too tech savvy.

A few minutes go by. He tells me he has no email with anything from amazon, not even in his junk folder. He tries to call again. I decline again. He's mad now, "I got you the card. Why we don't have a show?" I tell him that I don't actually have the card and can't use it until he cuts and pastes the code to me. He goes into a big thing about how he can't understand how if he bought the card that I didn't get it. "They should know who I am giving it to!"

He pastes the "my account" Amazon link to me, "See! There! In my account history! I bought it! You have it!"

I tell him that the link goes to "my account" so it'll show whoever is logged in their own account.

"No! I see my account"

"Because you're logged in on your computer. I'm logged on in my computer so I see mine."

He says he can see his account and he can see the gift card. Now he goes into a big long thing about how I scammed him and, "You know what? Just keep the card. It's your 'reward'. Thanks a lot." I know he never actually bought the card, but just in case I give him the link to "returns and refunds" and tell him that I never got the card so he can easily cancel the order and get his money back. He types a bunch of short, smug-sounding sentences about how I can just keep the card and he'll never be so stupid as to do that again.

I tell him once again that I never got the card, I can't use it until I get the code and IF he really did buy a card he can cancel the order at any time and get his money back. I go to block him and right before I do he types this beauty

"why people in America no trust anyone?"

I rolled my eyes and went to bed.

PrincessLavender
06-15-2012, 09:48 PM
I had someone come in and say something like "Ew, those are ugly fictures" (talking about my candle holders on the wall behind me). I ignored him. Then he says "Where did you get them, Wal-Mart" I kicked him. He comes back and is like, "Wow, I was just kidding. Didn't think you would get offended by it. They are nice fictures" I was not in the mood to explain that is wasn't the fact that he was making fun of my candle holders that got him kicked but the fact that there is a half naked girl in the middle of the screen and he's all about what is going on behind me. That tells me he has no intention of buying a show, so instead I sent back "fixtures". He's like, "Lol. Thanks" and leaves.

Glasses
06-15-2012, 10:00 PM
him: hi
me: hello
him: im a lesbo
me: well I'm not into girls sweetie
him: me too, you look so hot
me: o.O I mean I'm straight, I love boys
him: pull up shirt a lil and
me: no
him: oh my old man is here too, for him
*kicked*
*comes back*
him: what was that?
me: what?
*blocked*

Jay12
06-17-2012, 03:40 PM
"Are you still with the father of the baby you're expecting?" Everytime someone ask me that question, it's an automatic ban. If the don't even bother to read my profile or to pay attention to my left hand (especially if I'm sucking my fingers), they're not worth my time and libido!

HeyLex
06-17-2012, 11:31 PM
Not sure if this counts as shit I've heard, but shit I've seen

Checking out rooms for how you ladies run your Gold Shows and I see this..

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I love when they send Gold like this actually.

And another just cuz I found it funny

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Oh yeah Bozo, you like that?

Glamourmilf
06-18-2012, 07:49 AM
I just had someone come into free chat and say-"all you women are the Antichrist!' lol! Then he said-"go to www.ihatewomen.com" WTF? he has SERIOUS issues with women.

CourtneyRaine
06-18-2012, 12:16 PM
Guest comes in my room saying, "Oh, I love pregnant girls."

I'm not pregnant. I'm just thick.
SOooo... let the dieting begin :(

Peachesxo
06-18-2012, 06:07 PM
STUPID ANNOYING SHIT I'VE HEARD ON TWITTER:

Dumb Freeloader: wow you are so cute
Me: Hehe, thanks! :)
Dumb Freeloader: you so hot im gonna jerk off for u
Me : lol... to my twitter picture? You'd have a much better time if it were in one of my shows, but whatever floats your boat bro
Dumb Freeloader: Wanna see my cock?

*FACEPALM*