View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Timor
06-19-2012, 07:23 AM
A guy asked me how much to fuck me in real life and I told him "I'm online only, sorry". He persisted. I said in free chat "ugh someone just asked me how much to fuck in real life" and my regulars began to troll him :) he said "shut up you slut" and I finally got to use the sluts-do-it-for-free line :D
Timor
06-19-2012, 07:26 AM
And I don't know wtf was up last night on mfc but every single pm was about meeting up!!! Full moon or something?
LaceyCummings
06-19-2012, 11:06 AM
getlikeme: where do u live @
me: Ask me in pvt! (this has been my new approach to the where do you live question, and it has been VERY successful! Freeloaders stop asking, and the ones who get privates forget to ask in pvt because they don't really care 99% of the time.)
getlikeme: wat state
getlikeme: i will be free from prison on sat nite
just....wow. So they let you go on streamate from prison? That's news to me.
Classy_Katy
06-19-2012, 11:35 AM
I keep getting idiots asking me if I escort, when I say "no", they then say "why not?" or "you should" or some other rubbish...grrrrr!
Just had a weird one who possibly thinks AW is a dating site (some seem to):
Guy: so what u looking 4
Guy: love sex bf
Classy_Katy: paying clients lol
Classy_Katy: I have a bf already
Classy_Katy: so...fancy being a paying client?
Leaves room
Freeloader:if you flash your tits I'll take you into private
Me: (hysterical laughter) does anyone actually fall for that?
Jay12
06-19-2012, 01:11 PM
And I don't know wtf was up last night on mfc but every single pm was about meeting up!!! Full moon or something?
I hate them too! One guy (before I blocked the state I live in) was saying he should come to my house and do me/pay me in person instead of the web. He obviously got ignored and got banned.
I keep getting idiots asking me if I escort, when I say "no", they then say "why not?" or "you should" or some other rubbish...grrrrr!
Just had a weird one who possibly thinks AW is a dating site (some seem to):
Guy: so what u looking 4
Guy: love sex bf
Classy_Katy: paying clients lol
Classy_Katy: I have a bf already
Classy_Katy: so...fancy being a paying client?
Leaves room
They also think MFC is a dating site. If I say I'm married they start saying things like "does your hubs knows you're doing this", or "how does he feels about this?". If I say I'm here because of the money, they'd say "well tell your man to give you money" as if that was THEIR problem.
Freeloader:if you flash your tits I'll take you into private
Me: (hysterical laughter) does anyone actually fall for that?
I usually tell them my slogan: "I strip for tips!" Most serious customers do tip and thus I proceed. IF they don't tip, they get banned from my room.
Classy_Katy
06-19-2012, 02:37 PM
I usually tell them my slogan: "I strip for tips!" Most serious customers do tip and thus I proceed. IF they don't tip, they get banned from my room.
Ahh...I wish I could do that, I'm on AW though and they can't tip in freeview. The advantage though is that I only have to put with them for 5 minutes in 24 hours (unless I kick them out for an hour or 30 days), or not put up with them at all if I don't do freeview but that doesn't earn me as much.
housewench
06-19-2012, 02:48 PM
STUPID ANNOYING SHIT I'VE HEARD ON TWITTER:
Dumb Freeloader: wow you are so cute
Me: Hehe, thanks! :)
Dumb Freeloader: you so hot im gonna jerk off for u
Me : lol... to my twitter picture? You'd have a much better time if it were in one of my shows, but whatever floats your boat bro
Dumb Freeloader: Wanna see my cock?
*FACEPALM*
augh, I fucking got this once. Some guy PMd asking for some pics and told him that SURE, they're a very reasonable price!
"Oh, guess I'll just jerk off to your avatar then"
what. how lame is that. Not even a question, because I don't think I could comprehend the answer
kinkydirtybitch
06-20-2012, 01:20 PM
And I don't know wtf was up last night on mfc but every single pm was about meeting up!!!
Are you allowed to arrange to do so (I escort) on MFC?
Timor
06-20-2012, 01:45 PM
Don't think so, no. Mfc is pretty lax about their rules- I've been able to pimp the almighty fuck out of my twitter link and blog- but I don't imagine that would fly with them
CourtneyRaine
06-21-2012, 08:22 AM
I didn't hear this on cam, I woke up to this lovely little gem of a message in my inbox on xpeeps:
"I'd really luv to spoil you! Hello,Just allow me the time and opportunity, you'll really enjoy and benefit at every level. I truly won't waste your time. Leave a contact number or contact me on yahoo/skype [screenname removed] it'll be worth your time. I'd Like to enjoy time with you as my exclusive travel and entertainment companion,you'll totally benefit (This is NOT a SCAM!) I'm a real man. you can Google my company [company name removed]. I'm the owner. then you can read about me the man. I'm NOT a sugardaddie!!! I'm really serious, I won't waste your time or energy with any bullshit!"
Normally when I get messages like that I just ignore them, but what the fuck. Seriously? This guy has never even seen me on cam before, he only knows me by my profile, yet he wants to take me around the world? Oh, but the only catch is I have to give him my personal phone number first? Derp, sign me up! *eyeroll* Maybe I just don't give a fuck about being snarky but clearly this guy has no intentions of being an actual paying customer, so I couldn't help but reply to him with this:
"Thank you, but I am NOT an escort, I do not travel with men I don't know, especially those that have found me through an adult entertainment site! And not for nothing, but why would you want to spoil *me* when you don't even know me? How about this: if you really want to spoil me and spend time with me, I will be camming on here tonight. At that point you can take me private and we can "get to know each other" better. But I doubt you will do that. It is hard to take a guy seriously when he claims he wants to spoil me but hasn't even attempted to prove his intentions by sending an offline tip. Good luck with whatever it is you are trying to pull."
I am a little freaked out, I just checked this guy's profile on the cam site and I am the only girl he has added to his friend's list. I assumed he sent that same copy and pasted message to every model on the site hoping that at least one girl will be dumb enough to take him seriously, but now... Maybe I just have a stalker? Greaaaaaaaaat.
Lmfao he wrote back! I don't even know what to make of this: "I'll contact you tonight, however I'm NOT interested in a ESCORT! I've got more character and integrity with myself to want to entertain a woman who uses her sex to attract men, that's a turnoff to me!!! Just because I want to spoil you doesn't make me look at you as a escort. In life you don't know the woman that you've got a intrest in you build to that."
That would be really sweet and charming if this was match.com or something, but it's a fucking porn site. Come on now. It's a site specifically designed for women to use their sex appeal to attract men! That's what brought him there in the first place, right? And now he wants to play like he's a saint? For fuck's sake. Thanks, Captain Save-A-Ho!
PrincessLavender
06-21-2012, 11:16 PM
First he asked me about pics, I answered what they are and how to recieve them. Waited.....waited.....waited.... had to pee. Took a break. Came back to: What do I get if I cum all over your pictures and send them to you?"
He's lucky I wasn't around to answer cuz it would have went something like "You would get a "your welcome""
Jay12
06-22-2012, 12:18 AM
Just right now on MFC
Finch420215: mmm u should peek in on what your doing to me Lp
me: peeks are 40 tokens
Finch420215: guess tomorrow than youll se these 8 inches
me: my hubby has a bigger dick
Finch420215: oh ok be a fat ugly cunt...
me: thanks
me: after all, I'm preggo
Since when they think we want to see their dicks?!
Classy_Katy
06-22-2012, 12:54 AM
Since when they think we want to see their dicks?!
This makes me die too! I get asked all the time to see them so I nicely point out that I only watch them in private...then they leave to find another girl who will.
I get asked if I will sell my panties and sometimes whether I want to have them returned to me after they've cum on them...eeeewww! Why on earth would I want that?! (and much less would I be wanting to share my address with them!)
HeyLex
06-22-2012, 06:24 AM
*In private
Him: hey bb
Me: hi hun
Him: mmm lets get u out of those clohes
Me: of course sweetie
Him: awesome. do u have a partner
Me: no babe, i only do solo shows
Him: aww thats too bad. well i could help u out wit that
Me: o.O oh really?
Him: yea i cud be ur partner. id do it for fun
Me: how sweet of you! well i dont meet people from online. sorry
Him: thats too bad. lemme know if u change ur mind
Me: *giggle* ill keep it in mind bb ::)
.................
I don't even have sex anymore, why would I go and have sex with a stranger? Oh yeah bb, give me an STD. I'm doing perfectly fine with only offering solo shows. kkthanksbye!
But I always wonder why they think we are going to go out and actually meet them!? And it's ridiculous that some are so easy to give out their personal information!
Timor
06-22-2012, 06:36 AM
'what if someone had an ear fetish? Can you imagine how many qtips you'd go through?!?'
Ew. Just, ew!
Jay12
06-22-2012, 06:57 AM
This makes me die too! I get asked all the time to see them so I nicely point out that I only watch them in private...then they leave to find another girl who will.
I get asked if I will sell my panties and sometimes whether I want to have them returned to me after they've cum on them...eeeewww! Why on earth would I want that?! (and much less would I be wanting to share my address with them!)
There are times when I had customers tipping me to see their cams; I'd say about 55%-60% of the customers I had have done it. About the panties thing, there are ways where you can set some sort of fake address for that type of thing.
IsobelWren
06-22-2012, 07:02 AM
Finch420215: guess tomorrow than youll se these 8 inches
me: my hubby has a bigger dick
Finch420215: oh ok be a fat ugly cunt...
:rotfl:
ThatOneGirl
06-22-2012, 12:27 PM
'what if someone had an ear fetish? Can you imagine how many qtips you'd go through?!?'
Ew. Just, ew!
I don't think I'd mind q-tipping my ears for tokens, honestly. I know you're not SUPPOSED to, according to doctors (and the box), but who really listens to that? It feels awesome... :-P
Timor
06-22-2012, 12:54 PM
He meant a guy cumming in your ears :/ and using qtips to get it out after
ThatOneGirl
06-22-2012, 01:34 PM
Oh. Ew. Yeah, that's disgusting.
sweetheather
06-22-2012, 02:29 PM
He meant a guy cumming in your ears :/ and using qtips to get it out after
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y110/keosis/Gifs/feels/tumblr_m5zh3bdBjZ1r6bygx.gif
Seriously
Timor
06-22-2012, 04:36 PM
I know, I just sat there with a WTF deer in headlights look
ThatOneGirl
06-22-2012, 10:06 PM
Okay, so I signed up for a site and did one show a couple of weeks ago. No privates, no tips at all, just a few idle chit-chatters and two or three people professing their passionate interest in actually meeting up with me. I deleted that profile a couple of days ago. Fast forward to tonight; one of the viewers IMed me on Skype talking about how "I missed you babe". He tried to convince me to go back to that site, and I said no. This is the last bit of our conversation.
Me: I just don't like having to try and work a new site when I've got one already that works. I only got people idly chatting and trying to meet up with me on <redacted>
Him: some do it for a free show or cause your sexy and some really mean it
Me: Whatever their intentions, I don't meet up with fans or customers, or anyone that I meet online
Him: i know i saw you say that and i was really upset
Him: you seemed really nice
Him: ok nothing free, no idle chitchat, and no meeting you is that right?
Me: Pretty much. I'm a camgirl, not someone looking for friends/romance/whatever.
Him: yea you can find that on your own
Him: can i ask a quastion if you got the time?
Me: Alright
Him: if i order a show anyway after the show we can just talk when you have free time?
Him: i know its against your rules
Me: I don't log onto skype in my free time. If I'm logged on, that means that I'm at my computer and working. Otherwise, I don't have time.
Him: oh there goes my hope of talking to you at all
I blocked him at this point. I don't have the patience to deal with your self-pity and delusions.
Jay12
06-23-2012, 01:52 AM
Today I had a disabled dude who used the whole "but I'm disabled, be kind" so he could get a freebie. My husband is also disabled (disabled veteran), and he does not do that shit!
BANNED!
CourtneyRaine
06-23-2012, 02:06 AM
Tonight a guest asked me, "Do you like to cum?"
I couldn't resist. "No. I hate it. Who likes cumming? That's so gross! It makes me feel really uncomfortable, I try everything in my power to NOT cum. Dumbass. Did you really just ask me that question when my topic is counting down for a CUM show???"
"Lol."
"I'm serious. That was really dumb." Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer.
KimKlass
06-23-2012, 04:33 AM
This thread is so.fucking.epic. I read a lot of it to my hubby and we both died laughing! Cheese Man, War on Tits, Open Chest BB, I fucking love this shit lol!! I've only been camming a few months, but I have some doozies already:
So I worked for a bit on SM (hated it), and now I work on MFC (love it). From SM, first thing was my very first night camming:
Weirdo: "How much to shave your head bb?"
Me: "Oh honey, trust me you don't have enough for that."
***********
Weirdos: "You look like my sister/mom."
Me: "... GTFO"
**********
I had a guy who had a fetish for the word "vagina". He took me pvt and basically just wanted me to caress myself while using various sentences containing the word "vagina". Mmmmkay lol.
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From my MFC inbox tonight:
"i love it when a sexy woman teases me about swallowing my on cum and then makes me swallow a big sperm load.wont u please make me put it my mouth and make me gargle it and swish it around before u let me swallow it?I like being called a cum dumpster and cumslut and being dominated by a lovely woman such as yourself Let me know if your into it?"
So I write him back, tell him sure let's go. He takes me pvt, turns on his cam. He said he just wanted me to keep my face on cam 'cuz "it's so pretty", then he starts to get up, presumably to show me his blahblahcockblahblah. Then he takes off? WTF?
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I got called a cunt today. Yep, a cunt. I am apparently a cunt because I very, very nicely let the guys know that if I'm not getting tipped, I can't stay on because it kills my camscore. My guys appreciate my honesty, and I always am nice if they say they don't have tokens that night, but I do let them know I can't hang. But this little baby dick muthafucka called me a cunt. Darlin', you don't know how cunt-like I can get. Try me ; ) So one of my awesome regs tipped me 300 for my trouble : D
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Then there was a guy the other day who seemed serious as hell about paying me to make a custom vid. Cool, right? So we get to the end of negotiations. Seriously, hashed out specifics, price, delivery time, etc. Then he busts out with a "But first bb, I'll need to see you so I know everything's good first."
Did you really just waste 10 minutes of my fucking time trying to scam me, asshole? Really?? I swear these fools must think we're fucking idiots sometimes. I hate that shit, when they try to pull that "show now, I'll pay later" bullshit.
KimKlass
06-23-2012, 04:42 AM
Oh, I forgot one of my epic fails. My first night camming (SM), this douche somehow had put a little "PVT" icon by his name, so I thought it meant we were i pvt because I hadn't done one yet and didn't know what it looked like. So I proceed to do a fuckin 10 minute dildo show. Meanwhile, all the other guys were telling me I wasn't in pvt, but I didn't see that because that stupid fucking encoder was blocking my chat view. So dude scammed me my first night. I got a hard schooling that night, and since then, I have not been tricked again ; ) And can you believe that prick had the nerve to keep coming back to my chat on other nights? But he'd leave before I could ban him. It was all good though, I got like 100 favorite adds out of it : P
But never again. My bullshit radar is in beast mode. So fuck you SM ... fuck you.
cherryblossomsinspring
06-23-2012, 05:22 AM
I'm not exactly sure what's happening in camming now but every guy the takes me private is putting his fucking number and email in the private window. What happened? There were always those assholes in free chat but now it's impossible to get through a private without this shit being thrown on me? It's a good thing that once the private closes the information gets deleted but still it's like " you got off right?" so go the fuck to bed and spend money tomorrow to get off again. Rinse and repeat. WTF?? And why are they all ugly as fuck too? It's like I'm getting one hot guy a week when most of my privates were with hot men!! Then they wonder why it takes me forever to get off. Hellooooooo men shouldn't have titties!!!!
ThatOneGirl
06-23-2012, 07:58 PM
*sigh*
Guy contacted me from iCandyCams. After the initial "hi"s were out of the way, I asked him if he'd like to book a show for tonight. His response?
"So the first one's free, right?"
-_-
Unfortunately, I still haven't gotten the hang of telling people to fuck off after their first line of stupidity, so I told him no, I don't do free shows. He asked for pictures to see what I look like; I told him I had some on my iCandyCams profile, and directed him to my blog with more pictures. He didn't respond after that.
For those who've never used the site, iCandyCams has a single-page profile. The first thing you see on any model's page is a giant picture of her, and most (myself included) have multiple photos up. It is impossible for him to have scrolled down to get my YIM without seeing the three pictures that show off my figure and the fourth that shows off my cleavage. Moronic freeloader...
neliana
06-23-2012, 08:30 PM
I had a guy ask if I wanted him to mail me HIS panties (he likes to wear women's panties during our shows). I politely declined, and then he said "oh don't worry, I'll pay for shipping". What? Why would I want a pair of panties that a random guy wore, let alone pay to have them shipped? Nice guy, but that was a wtf moment!
ThatOneGirl
06-23-2012, 10:55 PM
I had a guy ask if I wanted him to mail me HIS panties (he likes to wear women's panties during our shows). I politely declined, and then he said "oh don't worry, I'll pay for shipping". What? Why would I want a pair of panties that a random guy wore, let alone pay to have them shipped? Nice guy, but that was a wtf moment!
"Yes, let me give you my address. While I'm at it, would you like my full daily schedule and a tap on my phone line? If you're going to stalk me, you may as well do it right."
Edit: I keep accidentally double-posting. M'bad.
IsobelWren
06-24-2012, 07:24 AM
30875
He's "MMM"ing AND licking the camera. I was having a very hard time NOT laughing.
TheBrownFox
06-24-2012, 09:25 AM
Apparently these guys have nothing better to do than team up with each other to troll MFC models' rooms.....
Also, last night in my room some dude asked "Can you ask Asiandoll to unban me?" *rolls eyes*
Jay12
06-24-2012, 11:43 AM
I had a guy ask if I wanted him to mail me HIS panties (he likes to wear women's panties during our shows). I politely declined, and then he said "oh don't worry, I'll pay for shipping". What? Why would I want a pair of panties that a random guy wore, let alone pay to have them shipped? Nice guy, but that was a wtf moment!
Was that on MFC? If so, that very same guy came with the same proposition to me like two weeks ago!
PrincessLuna
06-24-2012, 12:29 PM
30875
he's "mmm"ing and licking the camera. I was having a very hard time not laughing.
mfw
30910
IsobelWren
06-24-2012, 01:26 PM
I had a guy ask if I wanted him to mail me HIS panties (he likes to wear women's panties during our shows). I politely declined, and then he said "oh don't worry, I'll pay for shipping". What? Why would I want a pair of panties that a random guy wore, let alone pay to have them shipped? Nice guy, but that was a wtf moment!
ROFLOL, as though the only objection you would have to someone mailing you his dirty panties is that you'd have to pay for shipping!
Jay12
06-24-2012, 04:35 PM
MFC is not match.com or ashleymadison.com for those guys to try to meet us in person!
And no, I don't care if a dude wants to pay me 1200 bucks for a whole day with him...that's not enough anyways.
neliana
06-24-2012, 04:58 PM
Was that on MFC? If so, that very same guy came with the same proposition to me like two weeks ago!
No but I wouldnt be surprised if he tried to mail his dirty panties to other camgirls too lol. Why should I be the only one that gets that special offer? hehe!
marsey
06-24-2012, 05:30 PM
So far this I`ve had you look like a "fking junkie whore" a "scarecrow on fire" and "OMG you look about 14 years old bb." Sometimes men are such vile creatures.
My personal favourite this week was a guest on MFC saying "im recording this shit, it`ll be on youporn tomorrow morning if anyone wants to see it!!" So I played "short dick man by Gillette and dedicated it to him. Then told him I`d sue his ass if i saw my shit anywhere else and blocked him. What a wanker!!
Jay12
06-24-2012, 10:37 PM
OMG, today, two dudes said they want to have sex with my soon to be born baby!
PrincessLuna
06-24-2012, 10:41 PM
OMG, today, two dudes said they want to have sex with my soon to be born baby!
Sounds like they read Mai-chan's Daily Life and decided to troll you for a reaction.
Jay12
06-24-2012, 11:14 PM
Sounds like they read Mai-chan's Daily Life and decided to troll you for a reaction.
I didn't react, just ignore/ban.
CamGirlJessie
06-24-2012, 11:55 PM
A guy asked if I had a black thong. I got it and held it up. some other guy says, "Those are big, do they fit you?"
LOOK AT MY FUCKING ASS you think I wear a size small or medium or something? LOOK AT MY FUCKING ASS
it's only 46 inches around.. *SARCASM* OF COURSE MY PANTIES ARE BIG!!!
FUCK!
lol.. caught me so off guard I stopped camming for the night.
JessicaBrooks
06-25-2012, 01:24 AM
"hey so when are we gonna do that skype show you owe me?" .... coming from a fuckin basic... and I ONLY accept tokens for skype shows... and on top of that I never get someone to tip and then schedule a show for a different day.
Me: (lol) ... I dont owe anyone a show, nice try tho buds
Him: Are you seriously gonna rip me off like that?? Wow I didnt expect that from you.. fuckin bitch.
What an idiot... this especially pissed me off cuz it was in free chat with a room full of people who might have believed him and because of that decided against tipping me/taking me private/or buying a skype show.
Vanessa_Paws
06-25-2012, 02:04 AM
Him: Hi Vanessa
I was busy talking about the tropical storm we were having, so an elapsed time of 45 seconds
Him: Ok, keep giving the basics attention that won't tip you
Him:I'm taking my tokens to a girl who DESERVES THEM
Him: Good luck getting tips like that
Me: What?
At this point he leaves, and I also click on his name and ban him, cause I didn't want him coming back acting like that again
1 hour later he PM's me (SIDE NOTE: MFC NEEDS TO CHANGE THAT, like if you ban someone, they shouldn't be able to PM you)
Him: Rated one star and posted in the lounge that you ignore premiums then ban them when they call you out on it
Me: Ok have fun tonight
Him: You have fun making no money xD
Me: Ok
At this point I decide to see how far this can go. Normally I never entertain these guys but, I was curious to se.
Him: You're never gonna get tips that way!
Him: You're just being a robot!
Me: I hope you have a good night wish you well
Him: You just prove my point hat youre mad cause you cant say anything else!
Me: I hope you have a good night wish you well
Him Youre a robot bitch!! Ok!!
ThatOneGirl
06-25-2012, 02:12 PM
I was on Chaturbate last night; more down-time than anything. One of those "I just don't have the energy or inclination to kill my camscore" nights. Anyway, I ended up with a troll in my room; not even a good troll. He started by telling me that grinding is not dancing (I should mention that he had zero tokens), and then tells me, "fix your teeth, get rid of the acne on your face, and learn how to dance, and you might get some tokens!" (The "acne" he was referring to is, I'm assuming, a red mark that I have on my cheek that is NOT acne, and cannot be completely covered by make-up; I think it's a scar; I've had it for a couple of years.).
Instead of banning him, I laughed and let him stick around, because I love feeding trolls. The only reason I don't do it more often is to appease my other viewers. So I stopped dancing, sat down, looked straight into the camera, and laughed at him, telling him to tell me more. He stopped talking (what a shitty troll, right?) and would make snide comments every now and then (to someone who came in and called me bb: "no bb, only call her a camwhore").
After a while, he started calling me Liz, and talking about how he wants to upset me because that's what I used to do all the time in Copperas Cove (my name is not Liz, and I still haven't looked up where Copperas Cove even is). He offered videos to the viewers in my room of "liz fucking". I kept telling him that he was an idiot, and that normally, people fuck around with me like that with a goal in mind, but no, he had no goal, and was just making himself sound more and more stupid every time he posted. "Okay LIZ, real initials EAH, still think I'm fucking around?"
Eventually he had to leave. He let me know this by calling me Liz one more time, and telling me he had to go, at which point I started jokingly begging him not to; who was I going to make fun of? It was entertaining; I'm glad I got him on a down night, so that I could encourage the asshattery. He was a really poor troll, though.
MommieLongLegs
06-25-2012, 09:14 PM
Guy 1: show pussy
pussy bb
Me: go private and I will
Guy 1: oh noooo
*ban
Guy 2: stand up and twirl for me
Me: Tip first and I will gladly twirl for you
Guy 2: tip: don't eat yellow snow
*ban
(Me explaining why I'm not doing Gold Shows for now)
Guy 3: you don't have to say all that
I know how you can do well in gold shows.
just listen.
Me: I've been doing this since October, so I think I've got it covered.
Guy 3: ok sorry
Ill shut up
...
Guy3 again: I run gold shows for a girl on here
Me...
(guy tips just because)
Guy 4: flash. gold was sent
Me: you don't dictate what's done with someone else's money. And I don't flash in Free.
Guy 4: I don't have money to tip
*kick
Also, I hate the guys who try to sex talk/fantasize/role play in Free/Guest chat.
Examples:
when's the last time you came?
how many times did you cum today
do you like black or white dick better
im 15 with an 18 inch dick. is that big enough?
hi im fine...except im a little dick loser.
id lick ur clit up and down...trace my tongue from your inner thigh down to your feet...back up...lick/flick/suck your hard nipples..mmmmmmm
Like, what the fuck. I always kick guys out, especially that last one, for continuing to fill my screen with crap, all the while not tipping or going prvate. They're probably jacking off so the least I can do is stop them mid jack. Assholes. If they come back and still want free service, they get blocked.
Another thing, I find the guys who come in my room wanting racial(racial slurs etc) play aren't even serious most of the time. I've started saying "sure babe you can call me whatever you want as long as you're paying" and they leave and never come back. I think they got soft because they get off on the angry reaction.
Man, some of these guys really get on my nerves. I do love my job though.
IsobelWren
06-26-2012, 07:32 AM
This morning on twitter:
This guy has been sending me, "hello sweetie how are u i love u tony xoxo" messages at least once a day for the last month or so. After he had done this for maybe 5 days in a row I replied, "Hi Tony, thank you. What can I do for you?". He replied, "thank u i love u tony xoxo". I sighed and ignored him again. He sent several more messages that said the same thing that day. I responded, "You don't have to sign your tweets. What do you want? You send the same thing over and over" He didn't send anything for maybe a week or so before he recently started up with the same shit again. While I was gone on vacation he wrote, "where u i miss u tweets"
Between when I went to bed after camming at 2 am to when I woke up and checked my twitter at 9 am he sent me these:
"hi sweetie would u do a porn movie with me u in tony xoxo"
"sweetie would u do a sex movie with me u in tony xoxo"
"sweetie would u have sex with me tony xxoo"
*sigh* *hits, "block person as spammer" button
Last night I also received two messages on twitter from a semi-illiterate giantess fan:
"pleas com eat me alive"
"pleas grow big com eat me"
The latter was significantly improved by my caffeine-free state causing me to misread it as, "please grow big corn, eat me"
justanothercamgirl
06-26-2012, 04:01 PM
entitledcustie: this is laaaaame :/ do something interesting
*silentban*
Mlle_Mystere
06-26-2012, 04:03 PM
I just had a guy come in, ask for a peek at my beautiful body, frown when I told him he could tip for flashes, then ask if I had any gold shows tonight. Oh hai cheapskate.