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whirlerz
06-14-2022, 12:20 PM
Lol.
It was a church, only 6 - 12 hrs a week. Paid once a month? The ladies I spoke to were nice, but no.

It's fine, it was interview experience, they had a clothing drive, I had jeans in my car to give to Goodwill, so I gave it to them.

Lol, there's a carwash hiring, not thrilled about being outside in this heat, but.. We'll see.

MissAdriana
06-14-2022, 04:18 PM
cagobearsurlacher: Can you gag and puke sexy ?

I could just said no but I am mean today and banned LOL but he probably wanted it for free anyway. The more extreme the thing the less they want to pay

FloridaSunDoll
06-14-2022, 06:22 PM
Random: I want to see you fuck all of your holes
Me: *explains the pricing ect. He agrees and we go exc*
Random: dump oil all over your body
Me: *with already ZERO hands left trying to logistically imagine how I can possibly do anymore than I already I am*
“Oh I wish you would’ve told me that when we were planning the show I would’ve gotten it prepared. Anyway that’ll be 50G”
Random: *doesn’t mention the oil or 50G anymore* say you love my N****Dick”
Me: “again, I wish you would’ve mentioned you were looking for raceplay. I don’t offer that sorry.”
Random: “Change your outfit”
Me: *well I guess im just going to keep throwing prices at him until he gets it*
Random: Squirt
…..

I have a short fuse for the “grab all your toys and do everything all at once” guys. I keep my prices high and still charge for nearly everything in exc to keep those guys away but occasionally one still slips through the cracks lol it makes me feel bad for whatever real life partners they’ll ever have (if they eve have) like do you not see I’m already doing the absolute MOST *facepalm*

Sugarsteepdoll
06-14-2022, 08:16 PM
Random: I want to see you fuck all of your holes
Me: *explains the pricing ect. He agrees and we go exc*
Random: dump oil all over your body
Me: *with already ZERO hands left trying to logistically imagine how I can possibly do anymore than I already I am*
“Oh I wish you would’ve told me that when we were planning the show I would’ve gotten it prepared. Anyway that’ll be 50G”
Random: *doesn’t mention the oil or 50G anymore* say you love my N****Dick”
Me: “again, I wish you would’ve mentioned you were looking for raceplay. I don’t offer that sorry.”
Random: “Change your outfit”
Me: *well I guess im just going to keep throwing prices at him until he gets it*
Random: Squirt
…..

I have a short fuse for the “grab all your toys and do everything all at once” guys. I keep my prices high and still charge for nearly everything in exc to keep those guys away but occasionally one still slips through the cracks lol it makes me feel bad for whatever real life partners they’ll ever have (if they eve have) like do you not see I’m already doing the absolute MOST *facepalm*

How nice of you to think they ever had or ever will have a partner LOL!!!

FloridaSunDoll
06-14-2022, 08:26 PM
How nice of you to think they ever had or ever will have a partner LOL!!!

LOL god I hope for any woman's sake they never do

Dreamqueen
06-14-2022, 10:13 PM
My annoying thing is that I had a customer come into my chat that I haven't seen in over 6 months
He tells me that he missed me, and tips over and over. He keeps me company for a long while, then tells me he has to go walk his dog.
No problem.
I needed to log off to reset my router, because my streaming stats were crap.
As I logged off, I quickly clicked into a random girl's room, hoping that it wasn't just my room that looked wonky.

What do you know. This same customer is now in HER room telling her he just got back from visiting his Dad, and how he's been thinking of her all day.
Liar!!
He takes her into a show.
Oh, don't I feel special?
Lol
He then sends me a message that he's been jerking off to my videos.
I know this gig is all a bunch of lies, and delusions, but really.

He told me that he's a quadriplegic. Wonder if he lied about THAT too.:O

This customer came by my chat yesterday.
Interesting how they eventually all come back.
He bought a show, and I took all of his money.
Drained his wallet.
He got booted from the show when he hit his limit, only to come back to my chatroom to whine about it. How he didn't cum yet.
Oh, boo hoo.
I told him to call customer support and use another credit card.
But, by the time he did that, I was in back to back shows.
Oh, well. :D

AuroraJade
06-15-2022, 11:48 AM
>> Goddess Appreciation << 25.00 GOLD from MSN25
MSN25What does Goddess Appreciation get me ;)

My brother in Christ... Its a TRIBUTE. And why are you spending 25 bucks on something you dont know what it is? Thats a special kind of stupid.

looklovely
06-15-2022, 12:43 PM
Yikes. I'm more of a Dollar Tree, gal. It's a discount store in the USA.

MissAdriana
06-15-2022, 02:24 PM
^ He must love a good sale

User22446600: So depressed ��
Do you need to be cheered up ?
User22446600: It's going to take a lot

"a lot" that he doesn't want to tip for I guess

looklovely
06-15-2022, 03:35 PM
The WORST liar in the world.

AuroraJade
06-15-2022, 04:05 PM
What's up with these guys who ask if I LIKE x type of sexual thing?
It doesn't matter what I like I am performing dude

How do you girls answer that 'what do you like?' question? Honest is not an option bc I dont know what I like sexually.

Dreamqueen
06-15-2022, 11:32 PM
What's up with these guys who ask if I LIKE x type of sexual thing?
It doesn't matter what I like I am performing dude

How do you girls answer that 'what do you like?' question? Honest is not an option bc I dont know what I like sexually.

I tell them that I love when they give me all of their money, so I can log off and lay on my couch, order a pizza, and watch a movie.;D

In other news:


57357

MissAdriana
06-16-2022, 10:13 AM
^^ "not dumb" SURE!
You ALREADY got his interest because he was staying in the room. DUMBASS


How do you girls answer that 'what do you like?' question? Honest is not an option bc I dont know what I like sexually.

I think those users trying to get a model who really seems like she loves her job, I go down the list of things I like until we hit something, I like my pussy ate, I like massage, I like compliments, I like my feet rubbed etc

Today I had a guy he had been coming in my room every couple months for years. I asked why he never chats he says "that doesnt sound like me" I asked if he was horny and wanted to play he said yes and he left. These chronic freeloaders are so hard like in 2 years you never dropped 1 token or even say hello. Now he will just watch me in guest mode again. I guess he can still get content from my share page anytime but is so annoying to try to hustle these user and to be treated like a TV when we are real live people. I can see 20 of you all staring at me like the least you can do is say hi?,,not even once after years

xxxGothBarbie
06-16-2022, 11:09 AM
Stand for me first then I'll go pvt/exc
Can I call you for just 1 min bb?
When they start trying to dirty talk in free chat *eyeroll* I shut that shit down fast!
I say either let's do that in excl or I'll say hmmm I might, you'll just have to find out and go excl :)

Genoveve
06-16-2022, 01:10 PM
How do you girls answer that 'what do you like?' question? Honest is not an option bc I dont know what I like sexually.

If they're in free chat? I either ignore them, tell them "money" or tell them "in profile," depending on my mood. If they're spending? I make shit up depending on who's asking.

ravenskyy
06-16-2022, 01:33 PM
montblanc-can u cum fast?
montblanc-what makes you cum the fastest
montblanc-i want it to be fast as possible

I wanted to punch this guy through the computer.

MissAdriana
06-16-2022, 02:19 PM
^ A couple thousand would make me cum in a few seconds ...maybe even a few hundreds LOL

Genoveve
06-16-2022, 03:34 PM
greeksoublaki has logged on
greeksoublaki (invisible): can i ask you a question?
me: for free?
greeksoublaki (invisible): yes
me: no
greeksoublaki (invisible): if you laugh hard, are your boobs gonna explode?
You have blocked greeksoublaki.
greeksoublaki has been blocked

LMAO

pippapippa
06-16-2022, 08:41 PM
Found something I saved from years ago because it was so stupid. In fact, I probably posted it here, but it’s worth sharing again.
“Well being naughty is all about ass playing so if you dont like ass playing your not naughty you probly just like to fuck thats all”

I’m convinced when guys ask if you’re naughty, they actually mean do you do anal?, every, single time.

Dreamqueen
06-17-2022, 01:02 AM
57360

This dude has never even been in my chat room.
I don't have any 'lesbian' friends, (although it's pride month, so I'm sure I could find one).
Here's how this would go if I told him yes.
It probably would take lots of emails back and forth, where he describes a scenario or two (or ten).
We'd set up a day and time.
He either wouldn't show, or he would take us exclusive for 1 minute and a half.
God, I've been doing this gig too long.
Do I sound skeptical? Lol

Luci Fer
06-17-2022, 10:11 PM
This customer came by my chat yesterday.
Interesting how they eventually all come back.
He bought a show, and I took all of his money.
Drained his wallet.
He got booted from the show when he hit his limit, only to come back to my chatroom to whine about it. How he didn't cum yet.
Oh, boo hoo.
I told him to call customer support and use another credit card.
But, by the time he did that, I was in back to back shows.
Oh, well. :D



I love how you caught him lying! I had a similar story, several yrs ago on SM, when I saw my custie in some random girl's room, really accidentally, too. He told her he bought a new phone, and when he came to my room I asked "how's your new phone?"
lol, the pause I got. hahaha! I love to think he got some sudden feeling of paranoia;D

Luci Fer
06-17-2022, 10:16 PM
57360

This dude has never even been in my chat room.
I don't have any 'lesbian' friends, (although it's pride month, so I'm sure I could find one).
Here's how this would go if I told him yes.
It probably would take lots of emails back and forth, where he describes a scenario or two (or ten).
We'd set up a day and time.
He either wouldn't show, or he would take us exclusive for 1 minute and a half.
God, I've been doing this gig too long.
Do I sound skeptical? Lol

familiar nickname lol
he was one of these who used to lurk in my room and I eventually banned him. I know they can have same names, but still....
your intuition is telling you the right things, I think:)

CatBBW
06-18-2022, 07:07 AM
What's up with these guys who ask if I LIKE x type of sexual thing?
It doesn't matter what I like I am performing dude

How do you girls answer that 'what do you like?' question? Honest is not an option bc I dont know what I like sexually.

They're just trying to find a "real connection", and so that they know you CAN'T be faking it if you love it.

I just tell them "yes" if I love it or can fake loving it, or "no" if it's something I just don't/won't do. And I never get into a convo about it, if they want to talk more, or get details, they get told to click the button to go priv/excl.

And "what do you like" is met with "oh I like A LOT, what do YOU like?" and then once they've said, and if I can do it, I direct them to the clicky button. "what do you like" is just a blatant attempt by them to get you reeling off allll these sexy things you enjoy doing, so they get free dirty talk.

edited - all that is if he's in free chat. In paid chat I am happy to chat about alllll my likes and his likes and give him lots of long descriptions of allll the fun I have had until he pops/the money runs out lol

looklovely
06-18-2022, 01:53 PM
userid=110539667

ME: You should be ashamed of yourself for begging.

Genoveve
06-18-2022, 03:25 PM
Idk if this is stupid or not because I have no idea what it means and if he's insulting me or complimenting me:

Ayoooooo (invisible): Damn, you’re built like an One piece character ��

looklovely
06-18-2022, 03:40 PM
Jay4412xx (invisible)I had to click on your page cause I seen that big ass booty baby ��

To Jay4412xxPlease, send gold via menu, for that ��

Jay4412xx (invisible)I want you to tease me a bit to get me hard and I’ll take you in to private and spoil you baby ����

Jay4412xx (invisible)Let me see that big ass booty baby

pippapippa
06-18-2022, 05:07 PM
Idk if this is stupid or not because I have no idea what it means and if he's insulting me or complimenting me:

Ayoooooo (invisible): Damn, you’re built like an One piece character ��
It’s a compliment. My partner likes One Piece.

Dreamqueen
06-18-2022, 09:57 PM
I love how you caught him lying! I had a similar story, several yrs ago on SM, when I saw my custie in some random girl's room, really accidentally, too. He told her he bought a new phone, and when he came to my room I asked "how's your new phone?"
lol, the pause I got. hahaha! I love to think he got some sudden feeling of paranoia;D

Omg, I LOVE that!!:rotfl::highfive::listen2: I hope he thinks his phone is bugged too.



familiar nickname lol
he was one of these who used to lurk in my room and I eventually banned him. I know they can have same names, but still....
your intuition is telling you the right things, I think:)

These guys think they are so slick and original.
Don't they realise that sex workers are the most intuitive people on the planet?
The answer is no. No they don't have a clue.:no::no:

FloridaSunDoll
06-18-2022, 11:31 PM
I blocked an old regular from chat but not messages and he went full on broke incel loser trying to hurt my feelings in messenger and I convinced him that I wasn't able to see any of his messages until he sent 25G and the fucking idiot actually paid it to "unlock" his messages. I was laughing so hard.

~Carmen~
06-19-2022, 01:00 AM
I blocked an old regular from chat but not messages and he went full on broke incel loser trying to hurt my feelings in messenger and I convinced him that I wasn't able to see any of his messages until he sent 25G and the fucking idiot actually paid it to "unlock" his messages. I was laughing so hard.

Haha Brilliant!

Genoveve
06-19-2022, 03:13 PM
Tickler has logged on
Tickler: You should be tied up and sweaty����
me: you should be electrocuted
You have blocked SuperYounG.

pippapippa
06-19-2022, 05:56 PM
You look very sensible

…Jesus Christ, that’s one of the worst compliments I’ve ever been given.

Genoveve
06-19-2022, 06:07 PM
^^LMAO.


Tickler has logged on
Tickler: You should be tied up and sweaty����
me: you should be electrocuted
You have blocked SuperYounG.

Oops it looked like I blocked the wrong guy.

ggminx
06-20-2022, 01:52 AM
when a 15 month regular rates you 2 because you're talking to someone else in PREMIUM. cheapo much? think you're gonna get exclusive attention in premium? idiot

ETA: this cheapo only uses premium and has never gone to exclusive for my exclusive attention. irritating

ravenskyy
06-20-2022, 09:46 AM
Me-Hey there, what are you up to?
humstein2-jerking off
Me (mental eye roll)-Mmmm. Want some help with that?
humstein2-would love to put my prick down your fucking throat take it out and then fuck the shit out of your fucking cunt

Jeez, what a charmer.

emkato
06-20-2022, 10:11 AM
when you are in a paid show and they ask you to take out your tip vibe so you can fuck yourself with a dildo :( lol

emkato
06-20-2022, 10:56 AM
jacking: wow monster
jacking: huge body?
jacking: pig?cow?
jacking: how old?
jacking: 47?
jacking :love tits,

I told him that if he is trying to insult me, he is doing a very poor job of it and its just coming off as cringey lol

Violethollywood
06-20-2022, 11:50 AM
yesterday i had a guy tell me how much he loves seeing women get on all fours and take a shit or piss themselves with their legs crossed... I'm like sorry that's not allowed on here and he's like "I didn't know"..... i know damn well he knew lol you cant tell me these fucks dont ... idk maybe they dont but so gross *eyeroll.

Cutie101
06-20-2022, 12:22 PM
yesterday i had a guy tell me how much he loves seeing women get on all fours and take a shit or piss themselves with their legs crossed... I'm like sorry that's not allowed on here and he's like "I didn't know"..... i know damn well he knew lol you cant tell me these fucks dont ... idk maybe they dont but so gross *eyeroll.

It makes me think about the whole Dubai porta potty phenomenon... next time suggest them to go there and pay $30k for those fetishes lol.

emkato
06-20-2022, 01:08 PM
It makes me think about the whole Dubai porta potty phenomenon... next time suggest them to go there and pay $30k for those fetishes lol.

omg I have heard about that. Those instagram models living lavish lifestyles... hmm I wonder how? Apparently they do things for money that would make anyone's stomach turn :yuck:

FloridaSunDoll
06-20-2022, 01:15 PM
idiot: I want you to financially dominate me
same idiot not even a min later: can you be my sugar momma?


*facepalm*

whirlerz
06-20-2022, 02:17 PM
*Retching @ the bathroom fetishes, I get asked that too:yuck:

So, today, oh-so-satisfying, to block a time waster I had on my list, longfellow! :)

looklovely
06-20-2022, 03:20 PM
LOL. Got um! I asked if he was hiding from something...If they keep changing their SN, that's a sure sign they've been blocked and trying to find a loophole.

userid=71570320

looklovely
06-21-2022, 04:00 PM
userid=105072029

Hazell3, kept tipping during private show. Then rated 2-stars.

Violethollywood
06-22-2022, 08:28 PM
This stupid fuck can't afford to pay $5 for a photo of my tits but just asked to see my pussy. Like if you can't afford to see my titties, what makes you think you can afford to see my pussy? OHHHH i know bc you can see the blurry locked image and steal a peek that way! *eyeroll. guys like these piss me off to my core and i hex every single one of them. i hope their dicks fall off.

MissAdriana
06-23-2022, 07:26 AM
I blocked an old regular from chat but not messages and he went full on broke incel loser trying to hurt my feelings in messenger and I convinced him that I wasn't able to see any of his messages until he sent 25G and the fucking idiot actually paid it to "unlock" his messages. I was laughing so hard.

Doing this to everyone now

emkato
06-23-2022, 08:06 AM
LOL. Got um! I asked if he was hiding from something...If they keep changing their SN, that's a sure sign they've been blocked and trying to find a loophole.

userid=71570320

sooo he finds it odd that you have taken notes on him trying to play games in your chat room, but he doesnt find it odd that he's playing games in the first place?

man logic.

emkato
06-23-2022, 10:21 AM
Buea: I want to go private in a sec. I wanna see some ass baby
Buea: Can I get a sneak peak? ����

Me: I don't work for free, hun. Is that what you have to do to get yourself off? Lie to cam girls about going private in the hopes that they were born yesterday? Cringey af.

Buea: Thats why you are a broke bitch lol

Me: far from it, but maybe if you got a better job you could afford some pussy

*BLOCKED*

looklovely
06-23-2022, 11:42 AM
sooo he finds it odd that you have taken notes on him trying to play games in your chat room, but he doesnt find it odd that he's playing games in the first place?

man logic.

Right! He's just ashamed he got caught. All I do is copy and paste.

looklovely
06-23-2022, 11:43 AM
Buea: I want to go private in a sec. I wanna see some ass baby
Buea: Can I get a sneak peak? ����

Me: I don't work for free, hun. Is that what you have to do to get yourself off? Lie to cam girls about going private in the hopes that they were born yesterday? Cringey af.

Buea: Thats why you are a broke bitch lol

Me: far from it, but maybe if you got a better job you could afford some pussy

*BLOCKED*

I meant "That's why I'm a broke ass idiot."