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CatBBW
06-25-2022, 02:40 PM
Not working "properly" cos ill, got message on OF from a thread that began a couple of days ago, during which I told him I wasn't at all well:


HIM: hows u today

ME: still pretty ill, at least I am managing to be out of bed for longer periods than yesterday.

HIM: so did you go to work today or chilled at home?

ME: TOO ILL TO WORK
(I closed OF tab and haven't returned)


I really wanted to swear at him and tell him to RE-READ WHAT HE WAS REPLYING TO but was restrained, cos ill. I managed caps lock though. I don't usually caps lock. FFS go to work or chill at home. NEITHER, I AM FUCKIN ILL!


(edit - this is on a slightly subby character who "goes out to work")

looklovely
06-25-2022, 02:49 PM
userid=105792371

I'm shaking. ME: How do you know I'm not mixed?"

TheBrownFox
06-25-2022, 05:01 PM
^WTF. What a disgusting piece of trash.

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
06-26-2022, 12:47 PM
Pillow talk after a long Skype show...

Peter Gabriel's Biggest Fan: Wow! That was great!

Me: Yes! Thank you, I needed that

Peter Gabriel's Biggest Fan: No seriously. You're eyes are so captivating that I get lost in them.

Me: Jeesh! You're making me blush.

Peter Gabriel's Biggest Fan: No seriously. In your eyes I see the doorways of a 1000 Churches.

Me: Boy get on! I gotta make dinner. Bye

If you're confused, "In your eyes I see the doorways of a thousand churches.", is a line from a very iconic song.

AuroraJade
06-26-2022, 11:51 PM
am I the only one who gets endless requests for 'breeding kink' and impregnation fetish now? Thats men I guess?

Im not even in the USA so why they want to trigger me I dont know. But that kink grosses me out to no belief with no abortion debate going on (I have a phobia of getting pregnant)

looklovely
06-27-2022, 02:31 PM
am I the only one who gets endless requests for 'breeding kink' and impregnation fetish now? Thats men I guess?

Im not even in the USA so why they want to trigger me I dont know. But that kink grosses me out to no belief with no abortion debate going on (I have a phobia of getting pregnant)

Yes. I got it so much I lied and said I'm pregnant. Never have or will be. I do have a fear of getting pregnant, but I'm old.

looklovely
06-27-2022, 02:32 PM
Not me? LOL.

looklovely
06-27-2022, 02:33 PM
SKyprivate time-waster.

Kept asking if I'm ready. "Do you speak English?"

emkato
06-30-2022, 10:31 AM
Danhenry808: Wanna play a game
Danhenry808: I match u stroke for stroke … u use a dildo . I try not to cum and ur goal is to try make me cum
Danhenry808: I have to last more then the time set in minutes .. minutes are determined by my cock size
Danhenry808: So example 10 inches = 10 minutes
Danhenry808: But I have to last … so this is not teasing

omg, why can't you just stroke your dick and cum like a normal person?? why do men have to complicate something so trivial as jacking off? blah

looklovely
06-30-2022, 01:44 PM
userid=111075404

I asked "How do you know this is our only job?"

pippapippa
06-30-2022, 04:03 PM
Member: Oh tired of all these boys I need girl time now!
Me: so you’re pretending to be a woman?
Member: I’m all lady beautiful


… idk why these men pretending to be women irk me more than anyone else but damn.

looklovely
06-30-2022, 04:05 PM
Member: Oh tired of all these boys I need girl time now!
Me: so you’re pretending to be a woman?
Member: I’m all lady beautiful


… idk why these men pretending to be women irk me more than anyone else but damn.

The way I read it was he wanted to spend time with a girl, until I saw the his last message. LOL

pippapippa
06-30-2022, 04:18 PM
The way I read it was he wanted to spend time with a girl, until I saw the his last message. LOL

All the men pretending to be women talk in the exact same way. I guess that’s how they think women talk? Idk, I’ve never said “girl time” in my life.

naomi_doll
06-30-2022, 05:06 PM
I dug these gems up when I searched this thread for "Wheel of Fortune" because I finally got this guy the other day, and I had heard about him here on SW. It went basically as expected: he wanted to do the wheel and have me make gas noises. I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt and said a few things like "Sure, I'd love to incorporate that into a roleplay in a show!" but I knew he was notorious for wasting time talking about this and not spending a dime. So yeah, wasn't long before BANHAMMER. And I have you kind ladies from this thread to thank, because if it wasn't for this thread, I might have kept talking to him in hopes that he would spend. You would think, that with such a ridiculously specific fetish, that a guy like this would be a big spender. Or even a small spender.

Wow, fart wheel of fortune guy is still around. He just came in my room. lol

~Carmen~
06-30-2022, 07:44 PM
All the men pretending to be women talk in the exact same way. I guess that’s how they think women talk? Idk, I’ve never said “girl time” in my life.

Or "I'm all lady".

~Carmen~
07-01-2022, 05:09 AM
"You are pretty but I'm sorry, I don't do 60 year olds". Well, I'm 62 not 60 so I guess that makes me even more unwanted.

He broke my heart and now I'm crying myself to sleep.:crying:;D

MissAdriana
07-01-2022, 07:13 AM
when you been online 10 hrs and some user says "wait" as you are logging off, worst is when it's the user that been coming in and out all day long and never tip. No. You can wait for me now, forever.

emkato
07-01-2022, 07:17 AM
Kean: I always wanted to fuck a racist white girl can we roleplay in exclusive?

BLOCKED and REPORTED

looklovely
07-01-2022, 12:49 PM
Kean: I always wanted to fuck a racist white girl can we roleplay in exclusive?

BLOCKED and REPORTED

I get this and I'm not White. Shows their low I.Q.

Genoveve
07-01-2022, 01:45 PM
when you been online 10 hrs and some user says "wait" as you are logging off, worst is when it's the user that been coming in and out all day long and never tip. No. You can wait for me now, forever.

Ugh that's like when someone who has been popping in and out of your room all day without spending sends you a message after you log off like "Come back." Yeah sure pal.

Luci Fer
07-01-2022, 06:41 PM
"You are pretty but I'm sorry, I don't do 60 year olds". Well, I'm 62 not 60 so I guess that makes me even more unwanted.

He broke my heart and now I'm crying myself to sleep.:crying:;D

Damn, Carmen, you 've encountered a DuDe wItH pRiNciPleS ;D

~Carmen~
07-01-2022, 06:53 PM
Damn, Carmen, you 've encountered a DuDe wItH pRiNciPleS ;D

If he only knew that most of my admirers are in their 20's. I hope he is young enough for me. Ha!!!

Marina Starr
07-01-2022, 07:00 PM
LOL, mine too.


If he only knew that most of my admirers are in their 20's. I hope he is young enough for me. Ha!!!

Cutie101
07-01-2022, 07:03 PM
when you been online 10 hrs and some user says "wait" as you are logging off, worst is when it's the user that been coming in and out all day long and never tip. No. You can wait for me now, forever.

True, I hate this. I have my schedule there, they can suck a dick. I ask for $100 for every 20 minutes over my schedule. Like... tip me $100 and if the 20 min mark is up, I am out, I don't care you come 3 minutes after that. Pay another $100 or buh bye.

XSelinex
07-02-2022, 09:47 AM
WebberU are so fucking ugly, nice tits tho, take ur top off

babysback
07-02-2022, 11:43 AM
"no man will ever daate u if ur a whore on the internet""
Me, a lesbian: oh no whatever shall I do

looklovely
07-02-2022, 01:32 PM
"no man will ever daate u if ur a whore on the internet""
Me, a lesbian: oh no whatever shall I do

No one will date an internet troll who targets "whores" or uses that language.

babysback
07-02-2022, 02:26 PM
No one will date an internet troll who targets "whores" or uses that language.

Oh I'm sure he's managed to convince himself he's the best the male species has to offer

ggminx
07-03-2022, 12:36 AM
Tyler has logged on
Tyler (invisible)Hi goddess
Tyler (invisible)How is your CEI show? do you do those often?
Tyler (invisible)I never go through with it. Do you think you’ll be able to help?
Tyler (invisible)Do you do first timers?
ME: I'd like to watch
Tyler (invisible)I’d love that
Tyler (invisible)So like do you edge me or how do you do it?
ME: depends on if that's what you're looking for
Tyler (invisible)I’m looking to find a way to make me eat it
Tyler (invisible)So if we go exclusive, it will be cam2cam?
ME: as I said, I like to watch...so if you CAN send it, yes
Tyler (invisible)And do you get naked too?
ME: of course not
Tyler (invisible)If we do the CEI show in exclusive, can you also make me use my butt plug?
ME: depends on if that's what you're looking for. ready when you are
Tyler (invisible)Yes, but I am looking for Thursday evening (pacific time)
Tyler (invisible)Will you be available?
ME: what's with the 20 questions?
Tyler (invisible)Just logistical questions :)
ME: RIIIIIIIGHT procrastinate much?
Tyler has logged off (reason: user left)

MissAdriana
07-03-2022, 07:57 AM
^ I hate first timer they never do it and stop the show when they get close


Pay another $100 or buh bye.
Good idea! And they should pay us extra for the overtime cutting into our lives. Interesting how they dont think about the show not being as good as it nears the end of my time online. My end of shift shows, I am tired, slower and not into it. My best shows are early in my shift. I just dont have energy later in the day and I cant pretend I do. But we cant expect them to even notice these things. I mean specifically for the regulars who already know when you are about to leave.


member135824: Come on baby. You wanna do a little move..? Show me ya sexiest drop and grind back up…
member135824: Not yet I’m not.
member135824: Earn the tip baby?? Please
member135824: Oh ok
member135824: Sorry. Am new
member135824: Still trying to work this site out

^ He was new but somehow I doubt I will ever get a sale out of him

looklovely
07-03-2022, 03:59 PM
userid=67886487

looklovely
07-03-2022, 04:43 PM
Just stupid.

HoneyMachado
07-03-2022, 06:28 PM
any requests to watch their ugly small penises and gut

justanothercamgirl
07-04-2022, 07:58 PM
"no man will ever daate u if ur a whore on the internet""
Me, a lesbian: oh no whatever shall I do

This seriously made me spit my drink out. Thanks for the laugh!

ggminx
07-05-2022, 12:31 AM
ThatBoiJake has logged on
ThatBoiJake How about that booty.. What's it looking like ?
ThatBoiJake has logged off (reason: user was booted by model)
ThatBoiJake has logged on
ThatBoiJake has logged off (reason: user was booted by model)
ThatBoiJake has logged on
ThatBoiJake Just finna pay you tf
ThatBoiJake Nvm this you wack af old lady
ThatBoiJake has logged off (reason: user left)

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: can't say hello first...bad manners gets insta-booted. wack af old lady! lol told him he was salty. finna pay, yeah right!!

Luci Fer
07-06-2022, 06:55 AM
Just stupid.

"are you pregnant? Cuz I m in the mood for that"
WTF goddamn
fuckity fuck. He's in mood, look at His Loserty! He generously allows us pathetic peasants with wombs to be pregnant today for him!

Now, ladies I think I 've learnt what butthurt is ;D

emkato
07-06-2022, 07:12 AM
any requests to watch their ugly small penises and gut

I love these tbh. I get to sit there and look pretty while calling them a fat pos with a worthless excuse of a dick lol. And they pay me for it! Amazing.

MissAdriana
07-06-2022, 10:28 AM
jonathan77: any socks on today babe?x
jonathan77: can you get any to put on? like used ones x
jonathan77: any like white ankle socks? i prefer thin socks x
jonathan77: could you go grab them for me? x
jonathan77: wtf
jonathan77: im not paying for you to go look for them?
jonathan77: wtf

looklovely
07-06-2022, 12:43 PM
userid=110051455

Maybe some take it as a compliment.

MissAdriana
07-07-2022, 08:49 AM
vikingsfan: Can i get boobs instead of suck dildo?(:
vikingsfan: For spinning the wheel

FloridaSunDoll
07-07-2022, 09:18 AM
vikingsfan: Can i get boobs instead of suck dildo?(:
vikingsfan: For spinning the wheel

I hate that shit! If you wanted something specific then use the gold menu or else that’s the chance you take spinning the wheel. I get that a lot “can we pretend it landed on….” Um no.

looklovely
07-07-2022, 02:51 PM
I hate that shit! If you wanted something specific then use the gold menu or else that’s the chance you take spinning the wheel. I get that a lot “can we pretend it landed on….” Um no.

Does this guy pay? userid=82477439

looklovely
07-08-2022, 11:23 AM
userid=93525631
Reported.

XSelinex
07-08-2022, 11:51 AM
kactros (invisible)i give more money on my page and i will fuck with you today i love big boobs are so wonderful

littlewhitelies
07-08-2022, 02:53 PM
57461

I laughed like he was kidding but I'm not sure that he was... I've done a handful of shows with him and he's one of those usernames that I dread seeing come online, but I can't find a good enough reason to block him other than he's gross.

Sugarsteepdoll
07-08-2022, 03:54 PM
I hate that shit! If you wanted something specific then use the gold menu or else that’s the chance you take spinning the wheel. I get that a lot “can we pretend it landed on….” Um no.


LOL! mine always seems to land on armpit and I say, "Thanks for spinning!" Then they leave!

ggminx
07-08-2022, 10:46 PM
57461

I laughed like he was kidding but I'm not sure that he was... I've done a handful of shows with him and he's one of those usernames that I dread seeing come online, but I can't find a good enough reason to block him other than he's gross.

gross *hurls* :ill::yuck:

whirlerz
07-09-2022, 08:32 AM
Fucking Idiots..

therealkarp: I'm new to sm
Me: welcome check me out
trk: I'm also frm ___ u meet
Me: no its not allowed
trk: what if set up outside of here
Me NOT allowed. I'd lose account, don't ask!
trk: aw too bad It'd be good
trk has left, booted by model.
ASSHOLE!

not up for this tripe, bailing early, I got better things to do

pippapippa
07-09-2022, 07:01 PM
Guy 1: hey, cheer up
Guy 2: you look stressed
Guy 3: are you loving being a mom?


Jesus Christ, what depths of hell did I drop into on cam tonight?
Literally just minding my own business scrolling, not in a bad mood, but they’re putting me in one.

Genoveve
07-10-2022, 01:20 PM
I've done a handful of shows with him and he's one of those usernames that I dread seeing come online, but I can't find a good enough reason to block him other than he's gross.

You don't need any reason to block him, doing it just because you feel like it is enough. You're in sales and you don't have to take on any client that you don't want to.