View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
JoJoX
07-05-2012, 03:07 PM
OMG LADIES- a member on MFC was bitching about a model on his news feed and said this-
"I hate dumb broke bitches. you try to help them out. they don't have no job. this is not a fucking job ladies."
i copied and pasted...
and u damn skippy i sent him a message.
Timor
07-05-2012, 04:53 PM
OMG LADIES- a member on MFC was bitching about a model on his news feed and said this-
"I hate dumb broke bitches. you try to help them out. they don't have no job. this is not a fucking job ladies."
i copied and pasted...
and u damn skippy i sent him a message.
I think I just developed a twitch.
ThatOneGirl
07-05-2012, 04:54 PM
"... this is not a fucking job ladies."
Tell that to the monthly paychecks that pay my bills... :-P I get a lot of "Why don't you have a real job?" I tell them, why would I get a job sitting in an office for 8 hrs a day, with co-workers that I probably won't like, and a boss who is going to abuse my skillset (knows how to copy+paste with the keyboard = OMG FREE IT DEPARTMENT), when I can sit at home and masturbate for half that time, and get paid for it? Silly people. Just because it's a "taboo" service doesn't mean it's not a service.
On a thread-related note, I've gotten two or three guys in the past few days asking me if I'm a tranny. Wtf?
MommieLongLegs
07-07-2012, 01:04 PM
Guy with a girl name. I knew it a guy right away lol
hi sexy how are u
sexy are u shaved
show how trimmed please sexy
sexy would u like private sexy
sexy take off bra show both nipples and face together then we go prvt for 32 mins i promise
*Imagining chopping his dick off with an axe then shooting him in the face then throwing him to sharks for lunch*
ThatOneGirl
07-07-2012, 03:10 PM
32 minutes... that's awfully specific...
JuliAnne333
07-07-2012, 03:28 PM
Had a guy last night comes in and says, "It is late, I need to go to bed, but first I want to cum. Out of the many profiles here I have chosen YOU, but, I want to make sure I have made the right choice, so I need you to make me a demo first and then we can go private..." LOL
So, I said, "Oh, of course, let me get right on your "demo" since you have been in my room so often, tipped me many times and done previous shows... are you ready for your "demo"? He says, "Yes, please start demo..."
BAN! LOL There's your demo stupid.
cherryblossomsinspring
07-07-2012, 03:42 PM
^Haaaaaaaa!! lol !! I hate when they go through some orchestrated bullshit. Really all of that just to beg for something for free? lol
justanothercamgirl
07-07-2012, 04:52 PM
OMG LADIES- a member on MFC was bitching about a model on his news feed and said this-
"I hate dumb broke bitches. you try to help them out. they don't have no job. this is not a fucking job ladies."
i copied and pasted...
and u damn skippy i sent him a message.
I love people who say that this isn't a real job. I explain to them that I receive a paycheck from the company that I work for that I cash at a bank and I file taxes with the goverment based on the money that I have earned from the company that paid me with that check. It is at that point I ask them how this differs from the 'real job' that they work. They are usually blown away, it is so much fun to see the assumptions of what I do for a living and the reality of what I do for a living fry their tiny circuit brain.
justanothercamgirl
07-07-2012, 04:54 PM
32 minutes... that's awfully specific...
I guess that since this little trick has failed for them in the past, they figure the flaw is in the amount of time that they were offering and just keep tacking on minutes every time they fail. ;)
ThatOneGirl
07-08-2012, 11:22 AM
douchenozzle: Hi I found you on icandycams.com
Me: Hey there
douchenozzle: hru
Me: I'm doing fine; how are you?
douchenozzle: good
douchenozzle: how old are u
Me: 24
douchenozzle: whats your screen name there
douchenozzle: on
douchenozzle: icamdy
Me: I'm Charlene_Simone on iCandyCams
douchenozzle: open cam
Me: I don't do free shows, I'm sorry
douchenozzle: i m not asking for a show
douchenozzle: just wanna confirm
douchenozzle: you r real
Me: I also don't "proove" my identity by opening my cam.
douchenozzle: as u wish
douchenozzle: i can pay blindly
Me: If you don't believe that I am who I say I am, and don't believe that my profile on iCandyCams is real, then you can move on.
douchenozzle: bye
There are SO many things wrong with this. First of all, my Yahoo status is set as "busy" during the day, since I can only cam at night. And... confirmation? Really? Yeah, not gonna work, buddy. If you're that paranoid about camgirls lying about themselves, then you shouldn't be looking for camgirls, because most of those who do this for a living will not turn on their cam for free.
Ugh!
IsobelWren
07-09-2012, 07:06 AM
Last night:
Him: I'm going to send you a video, then we can talk about it in private chat if you like it
Me: I can't take time out of my schedule to watch your video if you're maybe going to take me private after. Sorry. I'll watch it with you in exclusive chat and-
He interrupts to say: It's kind of gross but it turns me on.
I imagine you're all making the, "my blood has just stopped moving for a second" face that I did then. Fail on so many levels. "Gross" on a cam site has to be really bad, plus it turns him on. No WAY I'm watching this video...but it's slowed a lot since an earlier influx of traffic...maybeeee?
Me: Does it involve piss, shit, puke or body fluids of any kind?
Him: Ew! No. We can go exclusive and watch it.
Me: What's gross about it? (at that very moment I couldn't readily imagine what would be gross about something that didn't have bodily fluids in it)
Him: It's just a crushing video
Me: Oh well that's okay. (waiting for the exclusive ding/dialog box I realize) ...wait. What's being crushed?
Him: A mouse.
After I refused to watch that he started asking if I would maybe watch it if it was a doll or a bug or...but I didn't trust him to not just sub in the mouse video at the last minute. I was contemplating just how much I trusted that he wouldn't actually try to get me to watch the mouse video instead and whether I should ban him or risk being mentally scarred first when someone else took me group private. I thanked him for rescuing me from mouse guy.
IsobelWren
07-09-2012, 07:14 AM
douchenozzle: open cam
Me: I don't do free shows, I'm sorry
douchenozzle: i m not asking for a show
douchenozzle: just wanna confirm
douchenozzle: you r real
Me: I also don't "proove" my identity by opening my cam.
douchenozzle: as u wish
...
confirmation? Really? Yeah, not gonna work, buddy. If you're that paranoid about camgirls lying about themselves, then you shouldn't be looking for camgirls, because most of those who do this for a living will not turn on their cam for free.
:D I'm one of those who will turn my cam on for free. I offer a 10 second "say hello" fully clothed so they can see I am actually the girl in the ad. About 80% of the time it turns those doubters into real shows. Another 15% of the time they say, "I didn't see baby! Do it again! My cam didn't turn on!" and immediately try to call back, which I ignore. The remaining 5% say, "I need a longer preview and you have to take off your top so I can really make sure you match the picture." *banhammer*
MommieLongLegs
07-09-2012, 10:51 AM
Message from guy who's never bought a show and was only in Free chat once:
Hello,
I just turned 53, I'm single, I've never been married, with no children, no girlfriend, no boyfriend (lol !), so, I'm totally free !
I've been training daily for more than 30 years, so I'm still in very good shape !
I'm 5'10, I have a lean, muscular body and if you're curious to know, I have an almost 9 inches uncut cock !...
The pics you can see here are recent and absolutely REAL !...
I'm looking for a friend on the Web, someone with whom I could chat, time to time, and help too, by sending some money by Western Union (if I really like you !), so ALL the money could go in your pocket (not only a small part of it, like what you get when I go private on this site !!)...
I think you look absolutely fabulous ! I have a deep passion for Blacks and athletic women !
If you're curious and want to chat with me, hit me at
[email protected] (MSN),
[email protected] (YAHOO) or xxxxxx (SKYPE)...
I'm not afraid to show myself on a cam, so you could verify that I'm the same guy that the one you can see on those pics...
Of course, I'm a gentleman, and if I help you, I don't want anything in return, no sex on cams, no nudity, perhaps your friendship ?...
I know it's quite impossible to find someone on the Web that you can really trust, but YOU NEVER KNOW...
You wrote on your profile that someone to talk to on the Web could be something you could looking for... So, give me a try !
If you like those pics, don't hesitate, it could be worthed !!
If not, take good care !
xxxxxxx
(He also attached 7 pics which I refuse to click on)
P.-S. I'm from Quebec city, near Montreal, Canada. French is my first language. So, forgive my bad English !
----------------------------------------------------------
I told him we could be online friends (skype or yahoo using cam name of course), but I would charge for my time. And would only accept Green Dot (money pak #).
Also my profile does have "friend/someone to talk to", but that's for guys who just want to chat in private lol
His response:
Hello,
Your answer was really funny ! To charge your time to chat with me on MSN ? LOL !
It's hilarious ! Did you see my pics ?!? I'm certainly not desperate ! LOL !
Good luck, you'll need it !
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I didn't bother responding. All I can say is LOL
MommieLongLegs
07-09-2012, 11:14 AM
There are SO many things wrong with this. First of all, my Yahoo status is set as "busy" during the day, since I can only cam at night. And... confirmation? Really? Yeah, not gonna work, buddy. If you're that paranoid about camgirls lying about themselves, then you shouldn't be looking for camgirls, because most of those who do this for a living will not turn on their cam for free.
Ugh!
I've had this too. I always tell them to contact customer service since I refuse to show my cam for "proof". They always ignore that and keep wanting me to show my cam. They'll claim there's been a guy behind the cam before. Whatever. I just block them because they obviously just want to see you for free then leave without ever buying a show.
Jay12
07-09-2012, 03:50 PM
Had a guy last night comes in and says, "It is late, I need to go to bed, but first I want to cum. Out of the many profiles here I have chosen YOU, but, I want to make sure I have made the right choice, so I need you to make me a demo first and then we can go private..." LOL
So, I said, "Oh, of course, let me get right on your "demo" since you have been in my room so often, tipped me many times and done previous shows... are you ready for your "demo"? He says, "Yes, please start demo..."
BAN! LOL There's your demo stupid.
It feels so good to do that!
ThatOneGirl
07-09-2012, 05:57 PM
:D I'm one of those who will turn my cam on for free. I offer a 10 second "say hello" fully clothed so they can see I am actually the girl in the ad. About 80% of the time it turns those doubters into real shows. Another 15% of the time they say, "I didn't see baby! Do it again! My cam didn't turn on!" and immediately try to call back, which I ignore. The remaining 5% say, "I need a longer preview and you have to take off your top so I can really make sure you match the picture." *banhammer*
I may consider doing this. My main issue is that I get a lot of my show requests during the day, when I can't turn on my cam (I'm a stay-at-home mom; no WAY am I turning on my cam for a potential customer with my toddler running around).
So if they actually say something like this when I'm available, I may start doing 10 second, fully-clothed verifications.
CourtneyRaine
07-10-2012, 09:38 AM
Of course, I'm a gentleman, and if I help you, I don't want anything in return, no sex on cams, no nudity, perhaps your friendship ?...
followed by...
Your answer was really funny ! To charge your time to chat with me on MSN ? LOL !
What??? Oh, come on now! Are you kidding me? "I want to pay you for your friendship. Oh, you're giving me a viable option to pay you for your friendship? Nope, not gonna do it!" What do guys like this really hope to accomplish with these BS lines, other than waste everyone's time? Do they really think they can sweetly offer a girl compensation for chatting with him and then get all butthurt and rude when she actually takes him up on the offer?
And what's with the, "I have a deep passion for Blacks"? Who says that?!
MommieLongLegs
07-10-2012, 06:47 PM
followed by...
What??? Oh, come on now! Are you kidding me? "I want to pay you for your friendship. Oh, you're giving me a viable option to pay you for your friendship? Nope, not gonna do it!" What do guys like this really hope to accomplish with these BS lines, other than waste everyone's time? Do they really think they can sweetly offer a girl compensation for chatting with him and then get all butthurt and rude when she actually takes him up on the offer?
And what's with the, "I have a deep passion for Blacks"? Who says that?!
Maybe he thought that I would look at his pics and think "he's SO HOT!!! I'll talk to him for FREE! I'm lucky he even entered my chat room let alone graced me with a message! OMG I'm so lucky!" lol.
And he also said "I'm looking for a friend on the Web, someone with whom I could chat, time to time, and help too, by sending some money by Western Union (if I really like you !),"...
I like how I'm he feels I'm supposed to talk to him for free offline and possibly impress him enough to have money sent to me when he feels like it should be sent. Ha!
The "deep passion for Blacks" thing was wierd too.
IsobelWren
07-10-2012, 08:22 PM
So this guy wants me to domme him and watch him use a toy on his ass. I say that sounds great, so he takes me premium.
I tell him right away that this is a fetish, and we need to be in exclusive.
rickidumbfuck:but i want to show othr girls
rickidumbfuck: in ur chatroom
me: what other girls?
rickidumbfuck: flip ur cam to zoom in on my cam and I show th girls in pvt
rickidumbfuck: m fucking my ass
me: *bewildered for a moment* Oh, I get it...Well, there isn't anyone else in the chat room right now. Other people *could* come in, but then they would be paying by the minute just like you are, and they would want to see ME.
rickidumbfuck: so pvt good
Me: No...we need to go exclusive for this.
So then he takes me exclusive and proceeds to do one of those weird topping-from-the-bottom ass-fucking shows. It's going fine at first, then he brings out this... black broom handle looking thing. This is the first thing he says in over ten minutes of ATM and me berating/encouraging him fully-clothed.
rickidumbfuck: ur going to want to gt anothr modl for this
me: Ummm what are you talking about?
rickidumbfuck: gt th girls
me: What girls? I'm the only one here.
rickidumbfuck: u at hom or studio
Seriously? How does this guy think this works? Even if I was at a studio, he's so entitled he thinks that other models are going to want to stop working their own cam to come participate in his show for free? WTF? Even if that ridiculous fantasy was the case, how do people not understand the concept that we can't just bring any asshole we feel like onto our cam feed without the proper paperwork?
I'm still confused about what he thought was going on in premium chat. I don't know if he thinks other models can see my broadcast, or that there are actually female customers.
He was so stupid it gave me a headache.
I GOT THIS GUY JUST A MINUTE AGO!!!
I thought, "heh, sounds like the guy someone was talking about on SW the other day" so I pretended like I was calling a friend and facetiming so she could see. LOL Totally worked. He was like, "I can't hear her" I told him I had her on speaker and maybe it was that her bluetooth wasn't working too well. Translated for "her" and everything.
Glasses
07-11-2012, 12:18 AM
@MommieLongLegs: LOL yea NOT desperate, but he is typing you a long ass letter, begging you to talk to him, and see his photos. Yea sure, he is not desperate. :D
I also love when they send pictures. Sometimes I check them, just to annoy them with it. Like he sends a picture title: I'd fuck you all night with THIS. Oh yea sorry bb, your cock is soo fucking narrow, first I'd die because of laughter when you whip it out, so I doubt you could insert it, and even if you could I guess I couldn't really tell the difference if it's in our out...
And when they send one of the first google results for muscular male body. I always call them out, and they either leave fast or the more creative ones start to QQ about others stealing their pictures. :D
KimKlass
07-11-2012, 02:11 AM
Few days ago on MFC, can't remember everything verbatim, but these lines stick out:
Weirdo: I'm a felon, I've done prison time
Me: Ohhh really? What for?
Weirdo: I'm a cannibal
Weirdo: Do you still love me?
Me: ... Sure, hun! Care to expound on the cannibalism?
Weirdo gets all normal all of a sudden ...
justanothercamgirl
07-11-2012, 04:32 AM
Few days ago on MFC, can't remember everything verbatim, but these lines stick out:
Weirdo: I'm a felon, I've done prison time
Me: Ohhh really? What for?
Weirdo: I'm a cannibal
Weirdo: Do you still love me?
Me: ... Sure, hun! Care to expound on the cannibalism?
Weirdo gets all normal all of a sudden ...
Hahaha!
Your response was fantastic!
blueroo
07-11-2012, 04:46 AM
Freeloader: "Is it pink or black?"
Me, directed at my room, face aghast: "Does this guy mean my vagina?"
Room: ...
Freeloader: "Come onnnnnnn bb, pink or black? Hard as rock, pink or black?"
For the record, I don't know if this matters, but I am very obviously white with blonde hair and blue eyes, so I have no idea what he meant. Plus I've never seen a black vagina and it sound alarming :(
takiaya
07-11-2012, 04:59 AM
On xpeeps
Guy: Show breasts
Me: :) for a tip
Guy: Show breasts now
Me: I'll show you anything for the right tip *me smiling*
Guy: Your just after tips
Me: Lol
Guy: Show for free
Me: I don't flash for free, tip please :) *smiling*
Guy: Tip whore *leaves my chat*
Me: Laughs
clips4sale customer
Guy: Can you make me a custom video.
Me: Yes I can, please message me with the details and we can discuss it further
Guy never sends details. I update my clips4sale page putting general custom pricing on my store page
Guy messages me again: You said you would make my clip, now you have pricing up. You never said I had to pay. Do I get it for free since you had no pricing listed up before or do I have to pay. Because you were suppose to make it for free.
Me: I said I could make your video, send me the details to discuss it. After finding out how long, more details, etc I would have quoted you a price. I was never going to make your video for free. I'm sorry you missunderstood but thats not how customs work.
Guy: Bitch
Me: -.- *Blocks his ass from emailing me again*
Guy: Can you kill a chicken or a turkey in a custom video?
Me: XD er, well since its legal to shoot turkeys and stuff I guess for the right price I can try.
Guy: I'll pay $300
Me: *thinks it over, this is weird as fuck but I suppose I can film that* Does some research
Me: Its not turkey season, so I can not legally make you this
Guy: Ok use a chicken instead. But no gun. You must kill him with your hands
Me: wtf? Er, no thanks*blocks weird guy*
IsobelWren
07-11-2012, 07:15 AM
Guy: Can you kill a chicken or a turkey in a custom video?
Me: XD er, well since its legal to shoot turkeys and stuff I guess for the right price I can try.
Guy: I'll pay $300
Me: *thinks it over, this is weird as fuck but I suppose I can film that* Does some research
Me: Its not turkey season, so I can not legally make you this
Guy: Ok use a chicken instead. But no gun. You must kill him with your hands
Me: wtf? Er, no thanks*blocks weird guy*
He'll have to find a real slaughtering enthusiast to get that done for under 1K. Imagine the time and effort it would take to find a chicken/turkey, buy it, find a spot to kill it and then the trauma of having to slaughter the bird with your bare hands. THEN you wouldn't even be able to put it up anywhere. The major clips sites don't allow that kind of thing. Lord. Some people.
Glasses
07-11-2012, 10:12 AM
He'll have to find a real slaughtering enthusiast to get that done for under 1K. Imagine the time and effort it would take to find a chicken/turkey, buy it, find a spot to kill it and then the trauma of having to slaughter the bird with your bare hands. THEN you wouldn't even be able to put it up anywhere. The major clips sites don't allow that kind of thing. Lord. Some people.
Both my grandmas could make a bank then. I might mention it on the weekend LOL. One of them also has a machine which makes it easier to get rid of the feathers... Would be nice addition to their 300$ retirement lol. One of them doesn't really do it anymore she just buys the meat at the butcher, but she always did it while I was a kid. The other one buys plenty of little chickens each year, then when they're grown, she processes them...
LOL 60+ and 70+ hot GILF processing chickens! Come and see!
Or even better the family event of pig processing. Drunk family members in wellington boots processing the pig and hot GILFs filling sausages, feel it bb, cum and watch! FEEL HOW WE FILL!!!
But let's be serious, I'd feel sorry for poor animals and wouldn't want it for real. Even if my family does it frequently, I also know how to do it, I eat a lot of this "home-grown" meat, it's natural to me, but I wouldn't want to broadcast to the world how poor things die.
And well it would be hard to explain. Like: yea right granny, just put on these granny undies, and start moaning while filling that sausage.. Yea do it messy granny, yea exactly they will like it. An apron? Idk granny, we can try it, we will upload one in apron and one without it... What does upload mean? Well... it's like, it's.. who cares just continue with the sausage..
ROFL I really imagined the situation. A few years ago one of my grannies visited me, pointed at my pc and asked what it was. Ah the enlightened modern eastern european countryside...
Classy_Katy
07-11-2012, 10:51 AM
On xpeeps
Guy: Show breasts
Me: :) for a tip
Guy: Show breasts now
Me: I'll show you anything for the right tip *me smiling*
Guy: Your just after tips
Me: Lol
Guy: Show for free
Me: I don't flash for free, tip please :) *smiling*
Guy: Tip whore *leaves my chat*
Me: Laughs
So funny! These guys really think they're entitled to see us naked...I sometimes wonder if they go up to strangers on the street and say "show breasts" and expect them to oblige.
I think the clips4sale guy misread that for clips4me!
IsobelWren
07-11-2012, 02:49 PM
Both my grandmas could make a bank then. I might mention it on the weekend LOL. One of them also has a machine which makes it easier to get rid of the feathers... Would be nice addition to their 300$ retirement lol. One of them doesn't really do it anymore she just buys the meat at the butcher, but she always did it while I was a kid. The other one buys plenty of little chickens each year, then when they're grown, she processes them...
LOL 60+ and 70+ hot GILF processing chickens! Come and see!
Or even better the family event of pig processing. Drunk family members in wellington boots processing the pig and hot GILFs filling sausages, feel it bb, cum and watch! FEEL HOW WE FILL!!!
But let's be serious, I'd feel sorry for poor animals and wouldn't want it for real. Even if my family does it frequently, I also know how to do it, I eat a lot of this "home-grown" meat, it's natural to me, but I wouldn't want to broadcast to the world how poor things die.
And well it would be hard to explain. Like: yea right granny, just put on these granny undies, and start moaning while filling that sausage.. Yea do it messy granny, yea exactly they will like it. An apron? Idk granny, we can try it, we will upload one in apron and one without it... What does upload mean? Well... it's like, it's.. who cares just continue with the sausage..
ROFL I really imagined the situation. A few years ago one of my grannies visited me, pointed at my pc and asked what it was. Ah the enlightened modern eastern european countryside...
:rotfl: You just watch! Gilf slaughtering/sausage stuffing porn will be the next big thing. 'Course, granny will have to sign a 2257 and give you her ID. You'll have to be sneaky to get that. :D
On a for reals note tho, I bet you sausage stuffing would totally actually sell. Next time you go home, ask if you can do one and they can video tape you!
...Also there is an apron fetish. I found it on C4S...wandering through there is like falling into the belly of the beast.
ThatOneGirl
07-11-2012, 07:43 PM
On Chaturbate last night:
Freeloader: Do your job and show us your boobs.
Me: (paraphrasing) Since you get money for doing a "job", and you have paid me nothing, and do not intend to pay me, it is not my "job" to do anything for you. Token up and tip me, and then I'll do my "job" for you.
The other guys in the room loved that.
IsobelWren
07-11-2012, 08:50 PM
One of those guys who starts out, "I want to make you cum bb" a few minutes in
Him:Finger that pussy!!!
Him:3 fingers baby!!!
Me:I don't know if I can fit 3 but I'll try.
Him:HARDER BABY!!! WANT too hear you scream!!!
Me: *laughs* In pain or in pleasure? If I-
Him:EITHER!!!
ElianaIsis
07-11-2012, 09:37 PM
Both my grandmas could make a bank then. I might mention it on the weekend LOL. One of them also has a machine which makes it easier to get rid of the feathers... Would be nice addition to their 300$ retirement lol. One of them doesn't really do it anymore she just buys the meat at the butcher, but she always did it while I was a kid. The other one buys plenty of little chickens each year, then when they're grown, she processes them...
LOL 60+ and 70+ hot GILF processing chickens! Come and see!
Or even better the family event of pig processing. Drunk family members in wellington boots processing the pig and hot GILFs filling sausages, feel it bb, cum and watch! FEEL HOW WE FILL!!!
But let's be serious, I'd feel sorry for poor animals and wouldn't want it for real. Even if my family does it frequently, I also know how to do it, I eat a lot of this "home-grown" meat, it's natural to me, but I wouldn't want to broadcast to the world how poor things die.
And well it would be hard to explain. Like: yea right granny, just put on these granny undies, and start moaning while filling that sausage.. Yea do it messy granny, yea exactly they will like it. An apron? Idk granny, we can try it, we will upload one in apron and one without it... What does upload mean? Well... it's like, it's.. who cares just continue with the sausage..
ROFL I really imagined the situation. A few years ago one of my grannies visited me, pointed at my pc and asked what it was. Ah the enlightened modern eastern european countryside...
I was literally dying laughing at the image of this.
Classy_Katy
07-11-2012, 10:35 PM
One of those guys who starts out, "I want to make you cum bb" a few minutes in
Him:Finger that pussy!!!
Him:3 fingers baby!!!
Me:I don't know if I can fit 3 but I'll try.
Him:HARDER BABY!!! WANT too hear you scream!!!
Me: *laughs* In pain or in pleasure? If I-
Him:EITHER!!!
Ahh...yet another man who had no idea what makes a women orgasm! I love how they prescribe the method for us reaching an orgasm and would love to say "I'm sorry but that does absolutely nothing for me!".
IsobelWren
07-12-2012, 05:22 AM
Ahh...yet another man who had no idea what makes a women orgasm! I love how they prescribe the method for us reaching an orgasm and would love to say "I'm sorry but that does absolutely nothing for me!".
:D If they're particularly insistent, I DO say that. I try for a kind-hearted, "I thought you said you wanted to see me cum." They always say, "yeah" and then I tell them that what they're telling me to do doesn't do it for me and probably doesn't do it for most women. There are a few girls who might like it, but most of the girls who go along with it and then have orgasms are faking it.
...I think I may make this one of the talks in my lecture series. "How to tell if she's faking it." :D
About half the time they leave, which is unfortunate, but at least I don't have to smack my clit or jackhammer my pussy or dance with a carrot in my ass or whatever and pretend like it makes me wildly horny.
CourtneyRaine
07-12-2012, 06:24 AM
On SM early this morning I was wearing fullback panties and one of my regs suggested I change into a g-string for thong Thursday. I got out half a dozen g-strings and said whoever tips gets to decide which one I change into. My reg tipped me $5 and picked the one he liked. As I was adjusting my cam to only show from the chest up while I changed panties (I certainly wasn't going to break site rules AND show my pussy for 5 gold), some freeloader types, "What the hell? You just got tipped, you're supposed to do something now!" and left in a huff. 1. The deal was that I would change panties and shake my booty while wearing a g-string; I never misled anyone and my reg knew exactly what he was tipping for. 2. What the fuck does it matter to him what I do with someone else's tip?! Is he seriously getting butthurt over that? My tipper was more than happy with what he got, but Mr. Can't-Even-Spend-A-Dollar wants to complain? Geesh!
Also, on an unrelated note, has anyone else noticed that cam custies have no clue about female anatomy? For the past two nights in a row I've been told by viewers that they would just love to lick the inside walls of my clit. o.O Umm, good luck with that, buddy!
ThatOneGirl
07-12-2012, 06:48 AM
^ I had someone tip me last night because they like me (he seems like he may be a new regular; yay!); I was PMing with him at the time, so if he'd wanted me to do anything, he would have said so, and he didn't get mad that I didn't do anything but thank him. He happened to tip the same amount that I charge for a boob flash.
Well, a few seconds later I told some freeloader that I don't flash without being tipped, and he said, "But [member] tipped you just now!" Right buddy, because YOU get to decide what he does with his tip. I love the guys who tip me like 100 tokens just to sit there and smile. Pisses off the freeloaders. :-P
MissEgo
07-12-2012, 01:48 PM
Courtney - I'm having the same problem lately! Everyone talking about being "deep inside my clit" or this new site where they sell lollipops that have been "dipped inside my clit" and I'm like um... what???
I posted a "diagram" on Twitter. lmao
justanothercamgirl
07-12-2012, 03:54 PM
On xpeeps
Guy: Show breasts
Me: :) for a tip
Guy: Show breasts now
Me: I'll show you anything for the right tip *me smiling*
Guy: Your just after tips
Me: Lol
Guy: Show for free
Me: I don't flash for free, tip please :) *smiling*
Guy: Tip whore *leaves my chat*
Me: Laughs
XPEEPS guys seriously seem to be the worst offenders for calling me a whore, or a hoe. I got it THREE times yesterday. I kept having to remind them that in order for me to BE a whore they would actually have to tip!
CourtneyRaine
07-12-2012, 06:08 PM
Everyone talking about being "deep inside my clit"...
Hahaha, what is UP with that lately? When one viewer said it to me in free chat last night I started laughing my ass off. I just stared at my monitor, mouth slack, asking, "Did you really- what? Did you really just say- oh, man. Should I give you a little lesson on human anatmomy? No. No I shouldn't. That's just- you know what, let me just be a good girl and keep my mouth shut, I'm just going to keep sitting here smiling and ignore what you just said."
IsobelWren
07-13-2012, 12:06 PM
Also, on an unrelated note, has anyone else noticed that cam custies have no clue about female anatomy? For the past two nights in a row I've been told by viewers that they would just love to lick the inside walls of my clit. o.O Umm, good luck with that, buddy!
And the rest of them think that we'd like if they inserted their tongue into us like they'd insert their cock. Hell, I've had guys IRL try to do that. Please do not cram your bony face into my junk and try and stick your sea-cucumber-y tongue up inside me and wiggle it around. It makes me feel like I have vagina worms.
nemcis
07-13-2012, 12:14 PM
Had one today, wanted to use his tongue suck my g-spot......
justanothercamgirl
07-13-2012, 12:15 PM
This is an actual log from my day today
asshacustie: hi baby
asshacustie: why do not you take that love
asshacustie: let me see those tits?
asshacustie: Take off that red jacket
asshacustie: Take off that red jacket
New Topic: 20 TOKENS and I take off a piece of clothing. It is as easy as that. NO TOKENS = NO REQUESTS OR PRIVATE MSGS!
asshacustie: hey baby
asshacustie: Take off that red jacket or the pants
me: Hey baby, take out some TOKENS
asshacustie: Take off that red jacket or the pants
me: Hey baby, take out some TOKENS
asshacustie: that do not want
me: I am not sure if you know how this works, but I am not sure what you want. I want TOKENS to do what you ask
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This was on xpeeps or I would of just banned him. It amused me to see how many times he'd ask before I had to go work on SM.
Cammi
07-14-2012, 09:15 AM
"omg bb you are so stunning,i mean you have beautful eyes, your cutie lil :-),and your oh so perfect body. i so want you to cum to the not an live with me,i will wine and dine you,i will look after you like you was my princess,if you would be my girl maybe. i'm not in here to get off .... sorry laugh if you wont but i'm on hear to find a partner. i'm not going in to pvt.. so if yu wanna no me here is the place"
*BAN*
I actually left messages allowed for once, I'm kinda interested to see if he says anything.
ThatOneGirl
07-14-2012, 09:03 PM
So this just happened in free chat...
randomuser:ive nver seen you on here...wierd because i come her a lot....
randomuser:im a 55 yearold armless cripple
randomuser:im actually typing with my feet
randomuser:yeah i have huge infected beadsores all over my body
Cammi
07-14-2012, 09:39 PM
Haha I just had this one:
Him: "Hi, I have genital warts. I keep them in a jar."
My Brain: "...This is a troll, right?"
Me: "Oh, good for you! Do you take them out and cuddle them when you're lonely?"
Aurora_Sunset
07-14-2012, 09:52 PM
"Take me away to your strawberry fields forever."
...I just... don't know...?
KimKlass
07-15-2012, 03:15 AM
From Twitter in a DM:
Shitforbrains: Mmm send me a pic of that sexy body, I wanna see them 34D's n that big ass
Me: Hmm no : ) You can come watch my show tonight though! This is a job hun, not a hobby ; )
Shitforbrains: I wanna see that body
Me: If you want to see, you can go here *my link* and tip for that. Thanks sweetie! ; )
UNFOLLOWED
Twitter Part II:
Dumbfuck-I've-never-seen-before: omg ur so sexy. im feeling so naughty right now
Ummm good for you?? Not sure WTF I'm supposed to do with this information!
UNFOLLOWED
I can't wait to amass a collection of Twitter fails ...
ThatOneGirl
07-15-2012, 06:52 AM
viewer: input your fingers in your pussy is beautiful ... whisk
Me: *laughs* Hold, on, I gotta save that one before I ban you...
Boyfriend sitting next to me: *extremely confused expression* uh... what the... what...?
MommieLongLegs
07-15-2012, 02:41 PM
Guy in Free
Him: Where are you from?
Me: The United States *wink
Him: I know that. What state. I'm in Oregon
Me: That's cool. I don't give my state. *explains it's a privacy issue*
Him: oh ok, you don't want me to find you if you tell your state
*logs off*
Um...creepy!!! Some of these guys are so...I don't even know what word to use anymore.
TheBrownFox
07-17-2012, 05:17 AM
http://i.imgur.com/dNNBG.jpg
MFC banned this prick from the site this morning. :)
Always encourage your regulars to help you report a troll. MFC won't take it as seriously if you're the only one reporting them (all they'll do is issue a warning). They take it more seriously when there are several people complaining about a member.
Classy_Katy
07-17-2012, 05:33 AM
Usual thing on AW today:
freeloader: What do you do in private?
Me: What would you like me to do in private?
Leaves room