View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
FlirtyFiona
07-17-2012, 05:51 AM
Had a woman in free chat last night who seemed really into us and was blowing up our chat. She was describing everything she wanted to do to us and have us do to her but she wasn't taking us private. Everyone else stopped chatting because of her. She was really getting on my nerves. So I told her to take us private and we would do anything she wanted there. She said "Don't cheapen this honey". Can't get much cheaper than free "honey"! *BAN*
FlirtyFiona
07-17-2012, 06:10 AM
It makes me feel like I have vagina worms. I just spit my coffee all over my computer laughing! Made my day!
Vanessa_Paws
07-17-2012, 06:18 AM
Guy: ok, im actually planning to get married. i came back to india after completing masters from arizona. now i want to settle in US because my family lives there. r u interested in getting married?
he was like...serious. isn't that sort of thing illegal??? he was really applying to be my husband to get visa..
KimKlass
07-17-2012, 02:42 PM
*UGHHHH both of these just happened to me when I decided to experiment and try the day shift. Didn't work out BTW ...*
Asshole: Wanna make a little extra cash?
Me: Well that's what I'm here for lol (can't wait to hear this shit)
Asshole: Will you escort? $500/hour
Me: Uh no. Do I look like a fucking hooker, bitch??
*************************************
*this fucker had 1000 tokens in his account*
Fucker: Hi, you're sooo pretty
Me: Aw thanks! Nice to meet you : ) So what brings you to me today, hun?
Fucker: Well, I really like to talk naughty with sexy girls
Me: Cool! Do you like to do this in pvts, or in PM?
Fucker: PM ... to start off :)
Fucker: So what kind of sex do you like?
Me: I'm happy to talk to dirty with you, for tips :)
Fucker: Oh ... *leaves*
ThatOneGirl
07-17-2012, 02:48 PM
Had a guy speaking Portuguese in my room last night, ignoring my "I only speak English" warnings. I finally translated one of the things he said on Google, and then translated a message of my own.
Retard: *in Portuguese* Damn -- this bitch don't show shit for free
Me: *Also in Portuguese* You are an asshole.
*ban*
Cammi
07-21-2012, 11:40 AM
Last night I had the most hilarious guy in my chat. I was going to c/p his entire chat here but a) it was really long and b) I was too busy and then lost it from my clipboard. But it was amazing. He had one of those 'yeah, right' usernames like 14inchdick or fucksforhours or Michelle, so I already knew I was in for a treat. Well, as soon as he gets into my chat he tells me about how he's sitting next to his underage sister and she's getting all wet just watching me before starting to write a detailed threesome RP. Then he demands that I come closer so I decide I wanna fuck with him a little. I lean in close, wait for him to go 'mmmmm' and then pull away, trying not to laugh at his response of frustrated expletives. I keep this up for about 5 minutes, fighting harder and harder not to giggle at the guy's rising blueballs until eventually I get bored and kick him out.
Oh, and then there's the guy who spent 20 minutes in pvt begging me to shit for him. That was stupid. Not annoying, though :D
MissEgo
07-21-2012, 01:49 PM
Him: I will do anything and everything you ask, Mistress. So what may I do for you? I am ready to cam for you or serve you now somehow
Me: Great! *sends link re: Skype shows; I have a "per minute" rate for viewing cams, and I charge $5 for my skype id if we've never skyped before*
Him: How do I buy the Skype ID? I have $5 but no credit card?
Me: Well, you're going to need one! Go pick up a prepaid card, that will work.
Him: Is all you want from me money?
Me: Since being a camgirl is my job, it's nice to get paid for it.
Him: I take that as a yes?
Me: Working for free is kinda silly.
Him: But I want to cam for you. I will pay when I can. Think of it as one free session.
Of course, then my auto-tweet tool posts my "samples & freebies" link to my photo gallery on my site, and he gets all defensive.
Him: Just say no if that's what you're implying.
Me: Nobody likes working for free.
Apparently he didn't read my bio, which clearly states "Pay to play camgirl" lmao
That's when a couple of my guys jumped in and basically told him he's an idiot.
neliana
07-21-2012, 04:42 PM
Hate when a guy asks for roleplay and then is totally non responsive. Example:
Guy : I want you to be my teacher
Me: Ok! Do you know why I called you into class today?
Silence
Me: Don't worry, you aren't in trouble 'wink'
Silence
Me: Well I noticed your grade is low, maybe I can help you bring it up? 'bends over suggestively'
Silence
Me: Mmm why don't you pull out that cock and I can help you raise your grade
Still Silence
Show went on like that for about 10 minutes. So freaking awkward. The only thing he said was "youre hot" once. I felt like an idiot lol
funismymiddlename
07-21-2012, 05:12 PM
grrrr im so tired of idiots getting mad bc i dont stand for free. saying like oh ur a joke u look like a tranny. lol like really thats supposed to hurt my feelings people pay me to stand so why do it for free. lots of girls on sm stand for free so if they don't wanna pay they can go see one of them no need to get bent out of shape w me bc I won't stand. The ppl that ask you to stand and show ass first are cheap anyway they don't spend big in private. My topic clearly says send gold for standing and showing ass etc. So idk why they continue to ask.
Classy_Katy
07-22-2012, 01:33 AM
grrrr im so tired of idiots getting mad bc i dont stand for free. saying like oh ur a joke u look like a tranny. lol like really thats supposed to hurt my feelings people pay me to stand so why do it for free. lots of girls on sm stand for free so if they don't wanna pay they can go see one of them no need to get bent out of shape w me bc I won't stand. The ppl that ask you to stand and show ass first are cheap anyway they don't spend big in private. My topic clearly says send gold for standing and showing ass etc. So idk why they continue to ask.
The ones who ask me to do this on Adultwork are just freeloaders...when I refuse I either get abuse or they just leave. If they were going into a show with me they wouldn't need to ask me to stand, they can always start a show and leave quickly if they're horrified by the sight! Or, heaven forbid, actually look at my profile and see what I look like standing there.
ElianaIsis
07-22-2012, 03:44 AM
grrrr im so tired of idiots getting mad bc i dont stand for free. saying like oh ur a joke u look like a tranny. lol like really thats supposed to hurt my feelings people pay me to stand so why do it for free. lots of girls on sm stand for free so if they don't wanna pay they can go see one of them no need to get bent out of shape w me bc I won't stand. The ppl that ask you to stand and show ass first are cheap anyway they don't spend big in private. My topic clearly says send gold for standing and showing ass etc. So idk why they continue to ask.
Hell they click on a pic of my ass bent over in doggie to come into my chat and I still constantly hear it. I also have it in the chat box to tip with amounts very few will tip first. Most guys who are my regs have never asked for anything in freechat. I even have one of the saved messages which states This is freechat, not show you shit for free chat. It verifies I'm a real person. If you want to see something tip for it or see pics below.
My fav from guys here lately is "want to go pvt" no I'm just sitting here in freechat for the hell of it, duh.
KimKlass
07-22-2012, 03:54 AM
I wish I could post these insane chat logs from tonight, but I can't because this is my real cam handle. UGH, tonight was literally the most insane and strange night I've ever had camming. Ever. I don't even know how to explain this shit.
Classy_Katy
07-22-2012, 05:07 AM
My fav from guys here lately is "want to go pvt" no I'm just sitting here in freechat for the hell of it, duh.
This is a relatively new one I'm getting on Adultwork too! They make a big thing of it and ask me if I'm ready...I don't know if they just want to see me get all excited or stand up or both, then they just disappear.
JoJoX
07-22-2012, 12:22 PM
"How much for topless/naked/etc?"
When it's clearly in the fucking topic
Mlle_Mystere
07-22-2012, 12:51 PM
since u changed yur rates :( i dint come at yu baby .. take me by yur old rates plzzzzzzzzzzzzz
My rates are only 3.14 and 3.99.... and since I just got the encoder they're going UP!
WealthyCamChick
07-23-2012, 10:57 PM
dumbass w/0.31cents in acct: do u flash for tips baby (while on my non tip site)
me: no bb not here
dumbass: what if i tip u well
me: *roll eyes* lets see how well :)
dumbass:(obvious self type) Dumbass has tipped WCC $7
dumbass prompt response: U want more bb
me: that's funny, i just checked & its not in my daily earnings
dumbass: it should be sometime...
me: gnite bb ...BAN!
anonymous camgirl
07-24-2012, 04:03 PM
they ask if you are READY!! cuz they don't want you to waste time...they want pussy in 10 seconds...LOL
This is a relatively new one I'm getting on Adultwork too! They make a big thing of it and ask me if I'm ready...I don't know if they just want to see me get all excited or stand up or both, then they just disappear.
Classy_Katy
07-24-2012, 10:54 PM
they ask if you are READY!! cuz they don't want you to waste time...they want pussy in 10 seconds...LOL
These are the guys that NEVER put their money where their mouth is LOL.
ElianaIsis
07-26-2012, 11:04 PM
Captain Sav-a-ho strikes again:
luczyszyn16: hi
Me: Hi how are ya?
im good how are you?
Me: Good, what are you up to?
not much, i've been trying to help out a bunch of the women on here. you seem sweet
Me: Thanks, and how exactly are you doing that?
luczyszyn16: give them some advice
Me: oh really, would that advice include showing free tits and ass in free chat?
luczyszyn16: no, actually
luczyszyn16: my advice would be telling them that no matter what situation they're in, they can turn their lives around and do what they've always wanted to
Me: Oh really?
luczyszyn16: yes
Me: And what if we already like what we are doing?
luczyszyn16: then you should feel somewhat obligated to contribute something to society other than their exposed genitals
Me: And what if I told you this is how I'm paying my way through med school you judgmental moron?
luczyszyn16: then you should try to find another way to earn money, "moron"
Bird and BAN!!!!
I was bored what can I say....
Vanessa_Paws
07-27-2012, 01:26 AM
I just got this message...I don't know man
----
Please, on knees, forgive for taking of Your precious time, for his English (this is a second language for him), and thank You for reading this slave divine Goddess.
Please, this slave lives for the privilege to be used, abused, in pain, humiliated... and maybe blackmailed for the amusement of a sadistic Woman, and with hope to put some excitement in his life in waiting to be owned in r/t again one day, he has created a list of tasks to do and please, he begs You, he would be so happy and honored, if by Your kindness, You would like to help him choose his next task please on knees divine Goddess.
Please, his tasks are to:
1 - keep this cock and balls tied for as long as You wish
2 - masturbate often as possible but no orgasm for at least one week, or unless allowed by You
3 – Take a walk outside his apartment naked (Living in a building with 6 floors and an elevator)
4 - wear a home made Kali's teeth bracelet (made with tacks) for a day, or a night
5 - put 5 ml of Tabasco in his urethra and close the tip of his cock with a clothespin
6 - take a two quarters hot water (or else) enema
7 - Drink all his next piss
8 - write the words of Your choice You on his body and perform a task on a site like Omegle.com or Cam4
9 - Fuck his ass with his biggest dildo and suck it afterward (no matter how dirty it is).
10 - masturbate using Icy Hot as lube
11 - be naked and masturbate in front of an open window.
12 - Shove and keep at least 30 minute his 9 inches dildo in his ass using Tabasco as lube.
13 - go out with a dildo and find a place to shove it in his ass before walking back home
14 - Put and leave 5 minutes a cotton swab covered with Icy Hot in his urethra.
15 - take a small enema and drink the water afterward
16 - send his tasks to 2 men here or on Craigslist, and if they answer, do whatever they say
17 - buy a cucumber and shove it is his ass before leaving the store
18 - take a beer enema
19 - fuck his ass 100 times in the hall in front of the neighbor front door
20 - crush his balls using a balls crusher
21 - eat a spoon of his shit
22 - empty a full tube of toothpaste in his ass
23 - hit his balls 25 times with a stick
24 - keep a dildo in his ass for as long as You wish
25 - wear a butt plug for as long as You wish
26 - go in a place/park with woods, strip and fuck his ass there for at least 15 minutes
27 - shove a crochet hook (for wool) in his urethra
Please, he knows that is his not worthy of Your generous time but he begs You, he will be so happy to receive an answer from You, a task from You, and of course, You can modify them, make them harder, more painful, more humiliating if You wish, and once received, this slut will do his task how and when ordered by You divine Goddess.
Please, he begs You and he thanks You to have taken of Your precious time to read this slave. Infinitely thank You, thank You so much for all divine Goddess.
Lower than Your feet,
Very respectfully,
slave (Name taken out)
JoJoX
07-27-2012, 01:42 AM
Captain Sav-a-ho strikes again:
luczyszyn16: hi
Me: Hi how are ya?
im good how are you?
Me: Good, what are you up to?
not much, i've been trying to help out a bunch of the women on here. you seem sweet
Me: Thanks, and how exactly are you doing that?
luczyszyn16: give them some advice
Me: oh really, would that advice include showing free tits and ass in free chat?
luczyszyn16: no, actually
luczyszyn16: my advice would be telling them that no matter what situation they're in, they can turn their lives around and do what they've always wanted to
Me: Oh really?
luczyszyn16: yes
Me: And what if we already like what we are doing?
luczyszyn16: then you should feel somewhat obligated to contribute something to society other than their exposed genitals
Me: And what if I told you this is how I'm paying my way through med school you judgmental moron?
luczyszyn16: then you should try to find another way to earn money, "moron"
Bird and BAN!!!!
I was bored what can I say....
ok, so he thinks its so wrong- why the fuck did he take some time creating a membership on a porn website? and who the fuck is he to tell girl whats right or wrong- did god assign him to save cam girls or something? fucking religious and want to be righteous freaks- i hate it when people think they know what is right and wrong. get a fucking life instead of minding other peoples business and figure out what is right and wrong for your damn self.
Classy_Katy
07-27-2012, 05:38 AM
Ugh...another guy pretending he is going to take me into private...when he asked me to get ready I told him I was ready...then he says "undressed". Do they really think we're stupid?
justanothercamgirl
07-27-2012, 05:45 AM
Ugh...another guy pretending he is going to take me into private...when he asked me to get ready I told him I was ready...then he says "undressed". Do they really think we're stupid?
I have come to a point where I don't believe that they think we are stupid and that it is more about it being stupid blind hope on the part of broke men. :/
MommieLongLegs
07-27-2012, 11:55 AM
I'm not sure what this guy was talking about because I was busy talking to others, and didn't bother scrolling up to the beginning of his dialogue.
Guy: it's ok I know the manager (maybe he wanted a free peak? lol)
Me: and who would that be?
Guy: you would make more money doing a sales job
Me:...
*guy leaves*
I keep getting guys telling me I could make more doing gold shows or doing xyz in free chat to "advertise". Like I need advice. It's rude.
drearea
07-27-2012, 12:02 PM
Okay this may not apply, but it really fucking annoyed me.
In the MIDDLE of a gold show:
dumbass: Hey babe, I wanted to tell you, get target brand formula. It's the same as similac at half the price.
my face: -.-
dumbass: Oh and go online RIGHT NOW and sign up for similac coupons.
my face: -.-
me: I don't need formula advice, but thanks bro.
Okay, I really 100% plan to breastfeed and if for any reason that doesn't work out... I'll be so creeped out thinking back to this "conversation".
Anastasia Foxx
07-27-2012, 12:49 PM
I just got this message...I don't know man
----
Please, on knees, forgive for taking of Your precious time, for his English (this is a second language for him), and thank You for reading this slave divine Goddess.
Please, this slave lives for the privilege to be used, abused, in pain, humiliated... and maybe blackmailed for the amusement of a sadistic Woman, and with hope to put some excitement in his life in waiting to be owned in r/t again one day, he has created a list of tasks to do and please, he begs You, he would be so happy and honored, if by Your kindness, You would like to help him choose his next task please on knees divine Goddess.
Please, his tasks are to:
1 - keep this cock and balls tied for as long as You wish
2 - masturbate often as possible but no orgasm for at least one week, or unless allowed by You
3 – Take a walk outside his apartment naked (Living in a building with 6 floors and an elevator)
4 - wear a home made Kali's teeth bracelet (made with tacks) for a day, or a night
5 - put 5 ml of Tabasco in his urethra and close the tip of his cock with a clothespin
6 - take a two quarters hot water (or else) enema
7 - Drink all his next piss
8 - write the words of Your choice You on his body and perform a task on a site like Omegle.com or Cam4
9 - Fuck his ass with his biggest dildo and suck it afterward (no matter how dirty it is).
10 - masturbate using Icy Hot as lube
11 - be naked and masturbate in front of an open window.
12 - Shove and keep at least 30 minute his 9 inches dildo in his ass using Tabasco as lube.
13 - go out with a dildo and find a place to shove it in his ass before walking back home
14 - Put and leave 5 minutes a cotton swab covered with Icy Hot in his urethra.
15 - take a small enema and drink the water afterward
16 - send his tasks to 2 men here or on Craigslist, and if they answer, do whatever they say
17 - buy a cucumber and shove it is his ass before leaving the store
18 - take a beer enema
19 - fuck his ass 100 times in the hall in front of the neighbor front door
20 - crush his balls using a balls crusher
21 - eat a spoon of his shit
22 - empty a full tube of toothpaste in his ass
23 - hit his balls 25 times with a stick
24 - keep a dildo in his ass for as long as You wish
25 - wear a butt plug for as long as You wish
26 - go in a place/park with woods, strip and fuck his ass there for at least 15 minutes
27 - shove a crochet hook (for wool) in his urethra
Please, he knows that is his not worthy of Your generous time but he begs You, he will be so happy to receive an answer from You, a task from You, and of course, You can modify them, make them harder, more painful, more humiliating if You wish, and once received, this slut will do his task how and when ordered by You divine Goddess.
Please, he begs You and he thanks You to have taken of Your precious time to read this slave. Infinitely thank You, thank You so much for all divine Goddess.
Lower than Your feet,
Very respectfully,
slave (Name taken out)
Other than drinking the enema water and eating shit, he's got some pretty creative ways to cause himself pain! I must copy this into a Word document for when I run out of ideas LOL
LaceyCummings
07-27-2012, 04:00 PM
This transcript pretty much speaks for itself, but I wanted to copy and paste it without editing to show the ridiculous repetitiveness. It was so extreme that it was hard to keep a straight face. But it has a happy ending. lol.
Marticus: hey baby
Brad has logged on
Marticus: yeah can I see your body
ShowMeAngel has logged on
Marticus: oh yeah
ShowMeAngel: HI LOVE
Marticus: that's nice
ShowMeAngel: AMAZING BOOBS WOWOWOW
Marticus: yeah I like that
that's a sweet ass
ShowMeAngel: FUCK HARD TO ME ANGEL, FUCKKKKKKKK
WOWOWOWOWOWOW
longjon101 has logged on
ShowMeAngel: FUCKKKKKK
FUCKKKK HARDDDD
longjon101 has logged off- *scared off by showmeangel's enthusiasm?*
Marticus: yeah
ShowMeAngel: CUMMMMMM TO ME
FUCKKKKK ANGEL FUCKKKKKKK
*at this point, showmeangel turned on his cam, and he was a white bearded old man with a restless tongue. He kept the cam on his face. I don't know how he managed to jerk-off while typing this nonsense INCESSANTLY. *
Brad: so beautiful
Marticus: oh that's good
rub that sweet pussy
yeah baby
open that pussy for me
ShowMeAngel: FUCKKKKKK
FUCKKKKKKK
CUMMMMMMMM
CUMMMMMMMMM
FUCKKKKKKKKK
Marticus: get that juice flowing
yeah
work that tight hole baby
ShowMeAngel: FUCKKKKKKKK
Brad has logged off *scared off by showmeangel? God damn it.
ShowMeAngel: CUMMMMMMMM
CUMMMMM
CUM
CUM
CUM
CUM
CUM
CUM
WOWOWOWOWOWOW *seriously? the toy wasn't even in yet...OMG*
Marticus: yeah pu that big dick in
ShowMeAngel has logged off *Phew! Good riddance!
Marticus: oh yeah fuck it for me
fuck it good and deep
ShowMeAngel has logged on *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!*
ShowMeAngel: FUCKKKKK
Marticus: that's it baby cum on that hot cock
ShowMeAngel: WOWOWOWOWOWOW
CUM
CUM
CUM
CUM
CUM
CUM
Marticus: cum all over my big dick
ShowMeAngel: WOWOWOWOWOW
FUCKKKKKK
FUCKKKK
CUM
CUM
CUM
CUM
CUM
CUM
CUM
CUM
CUM *Is this seriously happening?*
Marticus: yeah work that tight pussy open
ShowMeAngel: CUMMMMMMMMMM
CUM
CUM
CUM
Marticus: shove my hot dick in
ShowMeAngel: SQUIRT TO ME
SQUIRTTTTT
Marticus: fuck me baby
cum for me
ShowMeAngel has logged off *Praise!*
Marticus: cum all over my big dick
*and then i finally came. And ShowMeAngel, despite all his pleading, missed it by about 30 seconds. boo-ya!
neliana
07-27-2012, 04:08 PM
Lmao! Hilarious!! Omg that reminds me of the idiot that repeated "MAKE SELF CUM" over and over again in a private. Yes you ordering me to cum is a major turn on!
miss_kellie
07-27-2012, 06:49 PM
twice tonight someone commented on my weight!!!
"you pregnant bb"?
"youve put on weight"!!!!
rubbish :(
Marina Starr
07-27-2012, 07:28 PM
Fuck 'em! Tell them it's ain't fat, it's a hidden thickness that all girls should have and embrace!
zivlet
07-27-2012, 10:07 PM
Tell them "Thanks!I've been really trying my best to-I wanted to have more curves for the customers that like that, they tip me a lot more than most' (or some shit like that)....
cvarga
07-27-2012, 10:13 PM
twice tonight someone commented on my weight!!!
"you pregnant bb"?
"youve put on weight"!!!!
rubbish :(
Most likely it's other cam girls. I have noticed the dryer the wallets are the more viscous our chat rooms can be. Seems it's always a feast around here. If they aren't feasting on the consumers they will feast on you instead. The only other possible explanation is the mass influx of teenaged boys on the site lately. Ahhh summer break. So relaxing aint it? LOL :)
Counting down the days to back to school.
Chin up gf. I know it's tough to keep smiling but try anyway and just keep being you. There is nothing sexier.
miss_kellie
07-28-2012, 02:33 AM
ahhh thanks guys can always rely on the sw girls to pick that smile back up :)
Tbean
07-28-2012, 02:39 AM
sorry to hear that some jerks had you down :( I get things like that from time to time too...the best is after a moron asks me to "stand up bb" and I say no...and THEN they decide to tell me that I weigh too much. Idiots lol
AngeXx
07-28-2012, 04:12 AM
Ehhh blame it on the webcam, after all they claim people look bigger through a camera lense (shouldn't be any different with a webcam!). :)
I wouldn't worry so much about it, you're still you and still beautiful!
ElianaIsis
07-28-2012, 05:27 AM
Here's a funny to make you laugh in regards to weight. I was doing a show with a reg and I really can't remember what we were chatting about, but I turned to show my ass and commented how I know he loves this view, meanwhile his chat comes up "it's gotten bigger I think". I turned to the cam and asked my ass has gotten bigger? he responds profusely no, no, no, he loves my ass and that it was about what we had been talking about. It's all about the timing with that one, haha.
kittykrane
07-28-2012, 05:47 AM
I've had some comment on my tummy, asking if I'm pregnant. I do look about 2/3 months pregnant sometimes. So I'm brutally honest with them and tell them that I have endometriosis and fibroids..that usually shuts them up and gets a few other guys telling him to STFU..I'm actually having surgery next month and will be taking some time off to recover. Some just say the DUMBEST stuff, just makes them look really stupid.
LaceyCummings
07-28-2012, 05:48 AM
And the rest of them think that we'd like if they inserted their tongue into us like they'd insert their cock. Hell, I've had guys IRL try to do that. Please do not cram your bony face into my junk and try and stick your sea-cucumber-y tongue up inside me and wiggle it around. It makes me feel like I have vagina worms.
SECONDED!!! I got really drunk a a party once and proclaimed this as a public service announcement to the men in the room. About half of the men's faces DROPPED, they were heartbroken. It was part of my whiskey-fueled "men who think they are good at oral sex are often wrong" tirade.
Whenever I meet a guy who claims that he "loves to eat pussy," I always cringe because chances are, he is the type that will pull back my hood, suck on my clit really hard, not listen to correction, not take the hint when something is tickling and I'm scrambling to get away, and of course, try to tongue-fuck me like some demented ant-eater
lolabunny
07-28-2012, 06:56 AM
You know someone asked me this before after they pledged a GS lol (Idk if this person was actually curious, wanted to get kicked out or banned, etc.).....I just replied nope, its just a gut lol....thank you for your money lol
funismymiddlename
07-28-2012, 07:13 AM
don't worry about it I've been called fat before when I'm clearly not. Some men are stupid. I saw the same guy that called me fat in a monsters chat telling her how hot she is. Some of these guys have bad taste and small penises. They're butterface lovers.
MissEgo
07-28-2012, 09:31 PM
One time I made cookies on cam, and I just HAD to eat one of them while the chocolate chips were still ooey-gooey, and a guy came in and said "oh look, another fat chick stuffing her face".
I laughed so hard. Me? Fat? If my washing machine breaks, I could wash my clothes on my abs, mmk? lmao guys are idiots. They just stupid things when all their blood is in their dick, instead of their brain.
PrincessLuna
07-29-2012, 12:02 AM
I'mm 110lbs and was called chunky, when I silently blocked the person I got this:
member8587: a little chunky i guess i hit the nail on the head you are fat you fuching pig
thats why you dumped me rite
oh dont tell any one butt i will tell every one what you did seee if they like that
Don't let them get to you. These people are nutbags half the time.
Glasses
07-29-2012, 01:24 AM
The fat-stuff. I was not called fat directly just "mmm you're so thick bb" umm thanks?
But I met my grandma, who told me:
-you're getting thick.
-thank you -.-
-you're getting thicker than your mother already
-wtf do we really have to talk to each other?
-at least you are healthy, no problem as long as you're healthy at least
-grandma!
-that means you cook well at least!
... me leave to cool down ...
...i go back...
...she eyes me from top to bottom like 5 times...
-so you cook everyday?
-pffff
...
justanothercamgirl
07-29-2012, 05:17 AM
I weight 105 lbs. and I have guys tell me all the time that I am fat when I don't do whatever it is they want me to do for free.
I think the whole 'fat' thing is very similar to calling women cunts. Men just say it because they know it is a guarantee to get a rise out of the majority of women.
LaceyCummings
07-29-2012, 05:54 AM
Once in a while, I get called fat too. (I'm 5'8" ~125lbs) One of my first days camming on LJ, a relentless guest made fun of my "bingo wings," referring to the flab at the back of my upper arm. I actually thought the comment was really funny, but also hurtful. I will probably always remember that.
But it's no shock that it was a free guest and not a paying customer, because these people are pathetic bullies, and it's so transparent that they are insecure, and IMO, jealous.
As cam girls, we get to enjoy a lifestyle that others can only dream of.
The smart ones can admit that they wish they could make a living off of others' adoration, but the rest have to convince themselves that they are superior, that there is somehow something wrong with US, in order for the world to make sense to their puny brain and ego.
I agree that calling a girl fat is the go-to hurtful remark. When it's slung at a girl in good shape, it just shows a lack of creativity. I'm sorry to all the ladies who have to deal with this confidence-shaking malarkey. Big hug from me. Something I've learned from the internet (and not just camming) is that no matter what you look like, there are going to be people who think you are perfection, and there are going to be people who think you need to change. The only opinion that matters is yours, and yours is the only one that will ever be right.
ElianaIsis
07-29-2012, 07:16 AM
Guy: Hi
Me: Hi, how are you?
Guy: Good and u?
Me: I'm great, what are you up to this morning?
Guy: I'm just browsing since work is slow.
Me: Oh really, that sucks.
Guy: Do you ever visit the male performer on the site?
Me: I can honestly say that I've never ventured to that part of the site.
Guy: Why not?
Me: Cause I get all the cock I want on cam2cam.
Guy: Well you should come visit me.
Me: Thanks, but if I'm going to be watching a guy stroke it, it'll be on my cam with cam2cam while getting paid. Have a great day.
So basically he wanted me to come pay him to do my show for him. Fuck that shit!!!!!!!
ThatOneGirl
07-29-2012, 09:11 AM
I get the opposite of the fat comments. I get people all the time calling me anorexic, "skinny bitch", and once someone called me a slave girl, referring to my weight (that one took me a while; I was confused). The funny thing is, I eat on cam all the time. On my profile is a link where they can purchase a Domino's e-gift card (because I fucking love pizza). So when someone comes in making fun of my weight, my regulars will generally shame him out of the room, because they know better, and know how fat I should really be. :-P
Fuck them. They don't know you or your body, and they're morons.
anonymous camgirl
07-29-2012, 01:36 PM
Omg that happened to me one time when i weighed 110,, and i just sat there with this confused look on my face...LOL
I'mm 110lbs and was called chunky, when I silently blocked the person I got this:
member8587: a little chunky i guess i hit the nail on the head you are fat you fuching pig
thats why you dumped me rite
oh dont tell any one butt i will tell every one what you did seee if they like that
Don't let them get to you. These people are nutbags half the time.
MommieLongLegs
07-29-2012, 10:38 PM
In Free Chat:
I want u to picture yourself laying on a bed on top of a towel naked I all in the room with bowl full of.warm baby oil I dip my hands in the bowl n start massaging your.shoulders move my hands gentle down your waist n rotate m right clockwise on your righ
Also in Free Chat:
Him:go pvt
Me: sure
Him: *logs off and on twice*
Him: do u suck dick
Me: in private
Him: c ass
Me: *kick*
More:
Where u from? *I don't even respond to this anymore*
Show me what you can do
Is *my cam name* your real name?
Can we meet?
Show ass n we goin pvt
Let me see that ass
Stand up
Turn around for me
And this winner:
Hey can suck your finger? That would be really sexy and I would add you to my favorites!!! *Wow OMG! Sign me up!*
It's safe to say that guys have been getting on my nerves today.
ClaudiaReina
07-30-2012, 01:20 AM
I think when they are saying something totally unfair and obviously not true (like calling fat a 110 lbs girl), it's just a different kind of begging, manipulation, to see your body for free. I think they just want you to get so annoyed to forget about certain things (because unfair things get on everyone's nerves without fail) and say something like: "Really? Are you crazy? What are you talking about? Look at me (this is the part where you're supposed to show more of your body, by standing up for example), how am I fat? I don't have a pound of fat you idiot!" It's lame. Me, being an almost SSBBW, I get it in this form:
"you're not big enough for this site/category", and I'm supposed to answer "What? I'm not big enough? Have you seen my belly?(shows belly) How am I not big enough you idiot?", or something similar.
Then again, maybe I'm too suspicious and they are just dumb, who knows;D