View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
MommieLongLegs
08-09-2012, 12:06 PM
Guy 1: (in Free) Wow I've been looking for a good looking black chick on streamate!!
(In Private) *ambulance goes by* Guy 1: ghetto?
Me: yeah because people in the suburbs don't have emergencies.
Guy 1: lol
Vlodina
08-10-2012, 04:23 AM
Not camming, but a guy emailing me at ELM. Was expecting me to do a 5 min custom video for him for 8 credits, then got sarky and rude when he realized that I don't work for pennies. So... 8 credits, take away 35%, convert to £, save tax money... I can't even buy a pint of lager for that. Lol.
drearea
08-10-2012, 07:50 AM
Okay, seriously? It doesn't help that I JUST found out how much weight I've gained (I had asked to not be told my weight), but I'm so annoyed to keep getting the "you're not pregnant, you're fat" trolls!!!!! UGH!
They don't make me "feel" anything, it's just obnoxious. I already am sad that I've gained way more than anyone should in pregnancy, so I really hope I can keep not letting them get to me. If those fucks start to get to me, I am going to lose it.
Streamate Meltdown 2.0 coming soon!
MommieLongLegs
08-10-2012, 09:29 AM
Maybe I'm wierd, but I hate when guys ask to see my face in private. I don't hide my face, but when they actually ask (because only pussy is in view at the moment etc), it makes me think they're recording me.
Sometimes it's like I'll show my pussy, and they'll be like "I wanna see your face too!" and when I tilt cam up they're like "there you go!"...
I automatically feel paranoid. They act like they can't get off if they can't see face and pussy at the same time.
Timor
08-10-2012, 11:19 AM
^^^fucking hate that.
~Carmen~
08-11-2012, 05:23 AM
Dumbass: Do you still have sex at your age?
Me: My nursing home frowns on it but I'm a sneaky old slut;D
AliceFun
08-11-2012, 05:38 AM
Maybe I'm wierd, but I hate when guys ask to see my face in private. I don't hide my face, but when they actually ask (because only pussy is in view at the moment etc), it makes me think they're recording me.
Sometimes it's like I'll show my pussy, and they'll be like "I wanna see your face too!" and when I tilt cam up they're like "there you go!"...
I automatically feel paranoid. They act like they can't get off if they can't see face and pussy at the same time.
I think they want to see face expression when we pleasure ourselves, face & eyes tell alot of how much u into what u doing, i feel the same about cam2cam sessions, some will show their cock only and i just dont like it, i wanna see face and know there is a person playing for me not just a cock w.o personality.
I think they feel the same about us.
I'll ask them to show face, if they do i am happy, if not i understand they just wanna hide themselves but point is, they not performers, we are, we decided to expose ourselves when we got into this line of work. Anyways, thats my point of view.
Rosemary Rabbit
08-11-2012, 12:55 PM
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KimKlass
08-12-2012, 04:30 AM
Lame Troll: "You look like you have bad credit, you must be Mexican."
That is pretty much the weirdest insult I've ever heard?
TheBrownFox
08-12-2012, 04:49 AM
When I was on MFC earlier, this guy in my room who kept calling me 'hun' (Ugh!) said "Too much talk, hun." *rolls eyes*
I told him that his comment is rude, and that I require guys to TIP for requests and flashes. I like to talk in my public chat AND be sexy. I was getting my fingers ready to ban the dude if he made anymore stupid comments, but then he tipped a few times, and started acting a little better after that.
AliceFun
08-12-2012, 05:53 AM
"so whats ur pussy size?" OMG now we have sizes for pussy??!! hahaaaaaa
IsobelWren
08-12-2012, 06:47 AM
Guy 1: (in Free) Wow I've been looking for a good looking black chick on streamate!!
(In Private) *ambulance goes by* Guy 1: ghetto?
Me: yeah because people in the suburbs don't have emergencies.
Guy 1: lol
I stole this from you the other day. A bunch of people in my apt building died in a shooting. Cops say it was "a drug deal gone wrong". Talked about it on FB and some people were like, "OMGZ, you live in teh ghetto!". Actually it's a very trendy "up and coming" neighborhood. So I stole the gist of what you said, "Yeah, because drug dealers only sell drugs to people in the ghetto."
Rosemary Rabbit
08-12-2012, 10:39 AM
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MommieLongLegs
08-12-2012, 10:39 AM
I stole this from you the other day. A bunch of people in my apt building died in a shooting. Cops say it was "a drug deal gone wrong". Talked about it on FB and some people were like, "OMGZ, you live in teh ghetto!". Actually it's a very trendy "up and coming" neighborhood. So I stole the gist of what you said, "Yeah, because drug dealers only sell drugs to people in the ghetto."
Yeah, crime happens everywhere. Even if I lived in the suburbs, I wouldn't feel safe walking outside alone at 3am. Even though I think the suburbs are generally safer because I find the rules are tighter for moving into apartments/homes, and the police are super strict (at least they are here). They won't just rent to anyone who applies, while getting a place in the inner city is much easier (they work with you[if you have a record etc.]), allowing more "bad apples" to slip through the cracks. However, even in the suburbs, bad apples slip through and crimes are committed, be it robberies (especially in "nice" neighborhoods around Xmas), school shootings, drug deals (especially upper teens-early 20's group[here])etc. And the upper class drug deals (here) tend to be extasy, cocaine, Rx meds...so, yeah there's def crime everywhere.
O, something stupid on cam lol...
In free *Me jiggling tits inside my shirt/joking around*
Guy comes in:No need for that I'm a regular (he's never spent $ on me)
Me: *stops* A regular where?
Him: lol visiting you on here
Me:...
Him:Do you have pretty feet?
Me: you clicked on a pic of my feet to enter my room
Him: I didn't see feet
Me: You know their pretty, that's why you're asking. But, seriously I have crusty heels and black toe nails.
Why don't you tip or go private since you have a foot fetish?
Him: I don't have a foot fetish, I just like women with pretty feet
Me:...
Him:yes ma'am *sits for a sec then leaves*
Hmmm lol
CourtneyRaine
08-14-2012, 12:29 PM
Last night on xpeeps a member said he was going to go get some tokens so he could chip in for my goal show. This dumbass sent me a PM with his bank name, his full name, credit card number, security code, authorization code - all of it. Then said, "Where's my chips?" I was shocked and told him I can't process his credit card, he has to actually go to the page to buy tokens and purchase them from there. Then he got pissed at me. He ended up *not* buying tokens because he "didn't know how," but he stayed in my free chat for over an hour for the free entertainment. I guess he just wanted to stick around to make sure I wasn't gonna bounce and go on a shopping spree with his card info. I swear, sometimes I wish I wasn't such an honest person. I feel like that guy should have bought a nice token package and tipped me a shit ton just for NOT ripping him off and using his card. A lot of other people would have screwed this guy over; shouldn't I get a reward for doing the right thing? Especially when he said he was going to buy tokens to tip me in the first place????? Ugh!
CourtneyRaine
08-15-2012, 08:41 PM
Eww, some guy on MGF just initiated a live chat and when I asked how he's doing he started complaining about how he just did a cam show with some other model but she "sucked" and he didn't cum. Um... what does that have to do with me??? Not for nothing but I REALLY don't want to do shows with guys who will hate on other girls. He was talking about how he's all "worked up" now and that's fine an dandy, but what, am I supposed to give him a show so he can turn around and hate on me too? Yuck. I ended up closing the chat and I'm about to block him; disrespectful guys like that are NOT worth the money, IMO. The funniest part is, he has the phrase "niceguy" in his screenname. Lol. Ever notice how guys who flaunt one attribute tend to totally lack that attribute???
JGB2009
08-16-2012, 08:19 AM
Guy: must be night time there
Me: No ( rolling eyes cause u could see the daylight coming through my windows)
WealthyCamChick
08-16-2012, 07:57 PM
this happens everytime I dare attempt free chat on my paid chat site:
random freeloader: can you open my cam bb
me: sure in pvt or group
randomfreeloader: ok (exits room never to be seen again)
these boys & their attempts at free shows *sigh*
neliana
08-16-2012, 08:00 PM
Ever notice how guys who flaunt one attribute tend to totally lack that attribute???
Omg THIS. Seriously every guy that has a name like niceguy gentleman bigspender sugardaddy etc is always cheap and rude. I cringe whenever a guy w a name like that comes in my room!
MissEgo
08-16-2012, 08:23 PM
(his name is thunderswag or something like that)
Him: $25 for your number? lmaoooooo
Me: (something like) I guess for all that "swag" you got, you can't afford $25 hey?
Him: $25 is nothing to me!
Me: suuuure. that's why you baulked at the price.
Him: I'm laughing because why would someone pay $25 for a phone number
Me: Because camgirls don't give that shit away for free.
Him: They do for me! Nobody charges me for anything!
Me: Then I've got no use for ya dude. *blocked*
TheBrownFox
08-16-2012, 10:08 PM
Ever notice how guys who flaunt one attribute tend to totally lack that attribute???
Yup. Like guys with 'GMONEY' in their name, or 'BIGBALLA' or the word 'TIP'...lol. I don't see them tipping! LOL. :P
KimKlass
08-16-2012, 11:53 PM
"I have a nice cock just for you bb, you see my cam?"
x's a fucking thousand, over and over. Grrrrrr
neliana
08-17-2012, 12:04 AM
That annoys me too ! ^ Every time they say that I'm just thinking...I don't care. I'm not going to fuck you and I don't get off on staring at cocks! So it doesn't matter. Why would I want to look at your cock for free? No thanks lol. Reminds me of the guys that send me random pics in my inbox...as if Im going to fall in love when I see their hard cock or bathroom mirror pic! I think I need a free chat break......
KimKlass
08-17-2012, 02:36 AM
I told the dude that said that earlier that the last time I tried to pay my electric bill with dicks, it didn't go well.
robotron
08-17-2012, 02:47 AM
I was doing my usual spamming for money (I really do need help with rent) when I received an unwarranted insult from a new member.. [here's what happened]
insomnia induced psychosis...
*Quick note, Robotron, I'm sorry for copy editing your post but I thought it was a pretty funny story about what happens when we use their own tactics against them so I edited it for clarity by flipping it to be chronological with your explanations in there chronologically. I hope I've not offended you, I just thought it was funny and wanted to put it in a format that was easier for other girls (particularly non native English speakers) to understand.
Dalia
Date: Fri Aug 17 02:10:12 AM EDT
Subject:
Sorry to bother but I'm in a rough spot and need $75 more for rent tomorrow. I honestly don't expect a response, but I don't know where else to ask and I can't get loan right now If you could help me it would mean so much. If you can help with $25 I'll send all my content and more...but anything helps and anything right now I am grateful for.
<3
calyaz
Date: Fri Aug 17 02:13:46 AM EDT
Subject: RE:fuck off
fuck off whore
Dalia
Date: Fri Aug 17 02:21:12 AM EDT
Subject:
you one badass mofo talkin shit to all them bitches, huh? Somones feelin sassy tonight, huh? <3
hugs n kisses, bet you're a cuddly teddy bear under that frisky exterior
xoxo
hope your night improves!
Dalia
Date: Fri Aug 17 02:23:42 AM EDT
Subject:
booboo bear? let's be snuggle buddies, yes? sassykins needs snuggles.
Dalia
Date: Fri Aug 17 02:24:36 AM EDT
Subject:
oh i see, frisky is much too busy creeping on ladies. sweet dream pop tart <3
Dalia
Date: Fri Aug 17 02:27:18 AM EDT
Subject:
i seeee youuu
Dalia
Date: Fri Aug 17 02:31:53 AM EDT
Subject:
snuggles, please cum to my naked body for me...
Dalia
Date: Fri Aug 17 02:32:28 AM EDT
Subject: Private Photos
I just sent you a private photo
private pic i sent him was a tranny pic i found on the internet lol
Dalia
Date: Fri Aug 17 02:34:35 AM EDT
Subject: calyaz
dear calyaz,
now that we have become snuggle buddies for life, i feel i must share a secret, i am a tranny. I am also stroking myself to your well chosen screename and putdown oooh calyaz oooh calyaz im gonna blow my load all over my moniter onto your absent display picture's head uuuhhhh fuckfuckfuck oooo CALYAZ CAAAALLLLYYYAAAZZZZ
yes. me likee you.
Dalia
Date: Fri Aug 17 02:36:11 AM EDT
Subject: Dearest friend
thanks calyaz, you were amazing, thanks for being so hot, please tell me again what a dirty little slut i am i will be awaiting you response...
i hit him up for chat where I tried winning him over but he continued to say he was here for research on a fellow member then proceded to call me a whore and to stick a dick in my mouth and corrected my spelling of teat saying it was spelled teet.
Dalia
Date: Fri Aug 17 03:03:04 AM EDT
Subject:
dictionaries can be acquired at most local stores, please purchase one immediately; though my most genius prince should know that already; or perhaps...you are so incredibly intelligent that you have invented a time machine and have traveled ahead to where teat is spelled teet...
I BOW TO YOU MY LORD CALYAZ
ALL HAIL CALYAZ KING OF MYGIRLFUND
Calyaz
Date: Fri Aug 17 03:07:17 AM EDT
Subject: Teet
I apologize for incorrectly spelling teat and being mistaken on the correct spelling thereof. If you would kindly please shut the fuck up and just fall into a spike trap with rusty points covered in AIDS! Leave me the fuck alone, I am not here for you or anyone else but one person. As I said in my message to you, i really am doing research on one of your members and am in need of some quiet time you filthy whore. So please back the fuck out, and stay the fuck out of my way. I can get this done faster
Dalia
Date: Fri Aug 17 03:19:34 AM EDT
Subject: RE: Teet
oh yeah calyaz, you like stalking as well? hmm...very interesting calyaz...perhaps we can creep together...you know? you and me? teamwork? cuddle time is only icing on the cake, right calyaz?
<3 your most loyal servant
Dalia
Date: Fri Aug 17 03:34:06 AM EDT
Subject:
OMGGG calyaz, just heard OUR song on the radio!!!!!!
serge gainseburg brigitte bardot-bonnie and clyde
Calyaz, I am so happy to have met you.
You made my day; these times I will always cherish for one day both you and I will perish and become embers of fall; once all is lost we will be found
hope you enjoyed my love poem, calyaz
Dalia
Date: Fri Aug 17 03:40:12 AM EDT
Subject:
calyaz i can take a hint..
asked support about your ability to block and they told me that you're on your own here unless you choose to apologize in which case I will be obligated to stop talking to you...unless you do love me afterall???
OMG CALYAZ YOU LOVE ME DONT YOU???!!!!
Dalia
Date: Fri Aug 17 03:43:04 AM EDT
Subject:
DALIA AND CALYAZ SITTIN IN A TREE K I S S I N G...first comes love (mmm) then comes marriage (ooo) then comes baby in a baby carriage (oi calyaz...could you imagine a baby calia!!!)
Dalia
Date: Fri Aug 17 03:52:01 AM EDT
Subject:
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Dalia
Date:[/B] Fri Aug 17 04:01:25 AM EDT
Subject:
RIP CALYAZ
8/17/2012-8/17/2012
king badass of MGF
miss you already lover.
so young....so young...
he posted a status directed to me saying he was leaving mgf and would no longer be in need of my graces
KimKlass
08-17-2012, 03:01 AM
Soooo fucking confused ...
TeenageAnnie
08-17-2012, 03:19 AM
Dafuq? I have entered that weird part of SW again. :O
robotron
08-17-2012, 03:40 AM
i like to chase that which is seemingly unobtainable?
hmm maybe i need some sleep and will make more sense when i wake up<<<stayed up all night for no apparent reason :{
maryjaynexo
08-17-2012, 04:31 AM
^^ Me too, insomnia sucks.
TheBrownFox
08-17-2012, 07:59 AM
So this guy I used to work with (we both have August 15th bdays) came in my MFC public chat and asked if he could have my birthday-theme video since it's his birthday too. *rolls eyes* I told him no, that he'll have to tip the amount for it. And then he left without saying anything else...lmao.
Just because we know each other in real life and just because we have the same birthday doesn't mean you're entitled to free shit. I'm already creeped the fuck out having him in my room, but he hasn't done anything "bannable" yet. If he pulls this "Can I get such and such for free?" stunt again, though, he's gone. Hopefully, it won't ever have to come to that, because he does know my real name, and that could cause some problems.....
naughtybekie
08-17-2012, 08:26 AM
i've got to say my initial thought is, havent you got anything better to do with your time.......
Seductive
08-17-2012, 08:52 AM
Whenever timewasters come into my room and demand something I always play incredibly stupid. I find its a great way to keep my sanity.
Timewaster: ass?
Me: Do I have an ass? Absolutely! I thought every girl had one. *giggle*
TW: show
Me: Do I do private shows? Oh yes, in fact, it says in my room topic all the things I do! Teehee
TW: show ass
Me: You're getting naughty! *giggle and play with hair* I show my completely nude body in both private and exclusive! *manic smile*
TW: show ass now
Me: You have to click the private button first honey. We're still in free chat.
TW: :(
He left after that. There must be nothing more frustrating then trying to scam a camgirl when all the blood is in your hard on and you only have one hand to type with. Then again, these types of guys probably find it hard dealing with anyone with an IQ higher than that of a potato. Poor babies, it must be hard to be so stupid.
justanothercamgirl
08-17-2012, 09:04 AM
Whenever timewasters come into my room and demand something I always play incredibly stupid. I find its a great way to keep my sanity.
Timewaster: ass?
Me: Do I have an ass? Absolutely! I thought every girl had one. *giggle*
TW: show
Me: Do I do private shows? Oh yes, in fact, it says in my room topic all the things I do! Teehee
TW: show ass
Me: You're getting naughty! *giggle and play with hair* I show my completely nude body in both private and exclusive! *manic smile*
TW: show ass now
Me: You have to click the private button first honey. We're still in free chat.
TW: :(
He left after that. There must be nothing more frustrating then trying to scam a camgirl when all the blood is in your hard on and you only have one hand to type with. Then again, these types of guys probably find it hard dealing with anyone with an IQ higher than that of a potato. Poor babies, it must be hard to be so stupid.
I don't know you, but the fact you did this complete with the 'tee hee' has made me fall desperately in love with you. ;)
caligirl69
08-17-2012, 09:35 AM
rofl geez some of the people that we have to deal with ugghhh
justanothercamgirl
08-17-2012, 10:16 AM
<rant>
Dear Custies,
If I am doing a $1 GOLD show that is clearly marked in the descriptions in all caps that there will be NO INTERACTION WHATSOEVER don't get pissed off at me when I don't answer any of your questions or do anything that you request. GOLD shows have descriptions for a reason. If I am having a show that isn't to your exact specific taste, this does not make me an 'ugly, stupid, rip-off whore.' Here is a happy suggestion, either pay full price per minute to direct the show or shut your fucking cheap ass up and just watch.
I don't fucking care if some girl is having a 2 hour long show where she fucking juggles three oranges with her pussy. All camgirls don't come with 'factory defaults'.
Plus, if she is so fucking perfect. What the HELL are you doing in my room?
</rant>
HaydenBlue
08-17-2012, 10:23 AM
Could be grounds for MGF to ban you? If he happens to report you. :/
Incantatious
08-17-2012, 10:35 AM
So, you... begged for rent money and spammed a troll? Oh man.
31397
robotron
08-17-2012, 11:59 AM
spam-"Send the same message indiscriminately to (large numbers of recipients) on the Internet."
See, I did no spamming unless it pertains to my original message to calyaz. Also he wasn't a troll..I was. Apologies if I handle situations a bit different than you. It's best to leave me to my own devices if it hurts no one, yes?
I monkeyed the dwarf and flew over the waterfall.
So this thread does not turn into drama; I sincerely apologize for the spamming and trolling of internet men, may this be lesson to all. I am by no means a perfect sex worker, and in all honesty most of you are alot better at your jobs than I, but I love what I do and no matter how stressful it is I push on and relieve my stresses through means that do not make others feel less than.
:-* love?
love.
justanothercamgirl
08-17-2012, 05:31 PM
spam-"Send the same message indiscriminately to (large numbers of recipients) on the Internet."
See, I did no spamming unless it pertains to my original message to calyaz. Also he wasn't a troll..I was. Apologies if I handle situations a bit different than you. It's best to leave me to my own devices if it hurts no one, yes?
I monkeyed the dwarf and flew over the waterfall.
So this thread does not turn into drama; I sincerely apologize for the spamming and trolling of internet men, may this be lesson to all. I am by no means a perfect sex worker, and in all honesty most of you are alot better at your jobs than I, but I love what I do and no matter how stressful it is I push on and relieve my stresses through means that do not make others feel less than.
:-* love?
love.
I am so confused right now. What just happened?
http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=91994&t=o (http://gifsoup.com/view/91994/confused-puppy.html) GIFSoup (http://gifsoup.com/)
CourtneyRaine
08-17-2012, 09:42 PM
Some fucktard on MGF thinks it's totally acceptable to pay $50 for a 30 minute "no taboos" cam show. When I asked him what he would want the girl to do he explained it would be gaping both holes, messy atm, urinating, vomiting, and licking unsanitary items such as toilet bowl plungers. The girl would have to do WHATEVER he says. For half an hour. For $50. That's about $1.08 per minute in her pocket after site fees, but of course, fucktard mentions how skype is better because MGF takes too much of a cut so now HE has to be charged higher rates. I was trying to be polite and explain why my six and a half minute anal fisting video costs more than $5. He didn't get it. So I asked him if HE would be willing to fist his ass for $0.65 a minute? "With enough alcohol anything is possible." Oh, but why should he have to pay anthing??? He's "so hot" he's gotten girls to do extreme cam shows like that for free because they get off on it. Riiiiiiiight. BLOCKED.
MommieLongLegs
08-17-2012, 11:28 PM
Ok, someone please tell me how this is funny
In Free Chat:
Him: so WHAT happens in pvt?
Me: It's your show, but why don't you check out my profile?
Him: I did but it was kinda "boring"
he claims it was a joke, and I just have no sense of humor...
ha..ha..ha? Whatever.
justanothercamgirl
08-18-2012, 12:15 AM
Ok, someone please tell me how this is funny
In Free Chat:
Him: so WHAT happens in pvt?
Me: It's your show, but why don't you check out my profile?
Him: I did but it was kinda "boring"
he claims it was a joke, and I just have no sense of humor...
ha..ha..ha? Whatever.
Actually the joke would be more that he said he actually read your profile. Suuuuure he did.
PrincessLavender
08-18-2012, 10:44 AM
idiot just asked if I have big toys. Told him big toy in exclusive. Someone takes me exclusive before he did, lasted all of 4 min *woohoo*. He comes in right after the show (4 min later) and askes "Do you still have the big toy?" Now what the hell would have happened to it in 4 min? Almost wanted to say "oh no, the offer of the big toy expired a min and half ago. So close. Maybe try again tomorrow?."
AKAElle
08-18-2012, 10:52 AM
Haha, your kitty ate it!
ManyRoses
08-18-2012, 10:58 AM
"You should do couple shows". This drives me nuts, because they seem to think that I can just wander on down to the sex shop and pick up a camming partner the way that I would buy a strap on or a ball gag!! You would like a couple show? Well let me just head on into my closet.....I have a black guy, a little jewish guy, and a bodybuilder - what are you in the mood for today? SMH
I've also recently been feeling overwhelmed with "I have a huge cock" guys. If you believe my free chat, I am in a room with 20 of the largest penises in the western hemisphere!! "My cock is 11 inches!" "My cock is 13 inches and 4 inches wide!" "My cock is 12 inches and thick!"...they've even started moving into the truly ridiculous..."My cock is 16 inches long!" "My cock is 5 inches wide! Not around, like 5 inches ACROSS!". Ignoring, for a moment, that I wouldn't want to actually be fucked with a dick the size of my forearm, or that apparently the Guiness Book Of Records is incorrect on largest penis size, do these guys actually think that we believe them? Or CARE? Dude, I hate to break it to you, but I will happily get into a relationship with a guy with a 5 inch dick if he is fun, smart, respectful, has the same life goals, is on the same wavelength, and generally is the whole package. I would NOT date someone packing the Loch Ness Monster if he was a douche.
It's fairly easy to shut them up though - "Ooh, really? Wow! I would LOVE to see that - lets go exclusive right NOW so you can turn your cam on!!"
"Aw...you don't HAVE a cam? Funny that...."
ManyRoses
08-18-2012, 11:02 AM
Ooh ooh - I forgot about this one until right now!
I had a guy ask me "Is it true that some women have a g-spot in their throat, so that deepthroat really gets them off?"
Forget the "debate" over whether women have a gspot, women have MULTIPLE g-spots! Everywhere you can stick a dick! At least this guy was hoping that he could please a woman while getting his dick sucked - maybe that is a good thing? LOL
PrincessLavender
08-18-2012, 11:11 AM
Haha, your kitty ate it!
Lol. I did think of saying this too!
Jaana
08-18-2012, 11:14 AM
Him: Skype show for a half hour?
Me: Sure! 1200 tokens, please.
Him: What?! You're in Europe! European girls do shows for that long for 400 tokens! That's a lot of money to you guys.
Me: *slams head off desk*
justanothercamgirl
08-18-2012, 11:19 AM
"You should do couple shows". This drives me nuts, because they seem to think that I can just wander on down to the sex shop and pick up a camming partner the way that I would buy a strap on or a ball gag!! You would like a couple show? Well let me just head on into my closet.....I have a black guy, a little jewish guy, and a bodybuilder - what are you in the mood for today? SMH
Those guys drive me insane too! They always go on about how much more money I'd make. When I ask them how sharing what I made in a show 50/50 would make me MORE money then they always pipe up with, "Oh, I'd take much less than that."
Oh, I see. When you said that *I* would make so much money, in actually you mean that you'd make so much money plus get to fuck me.
Hmm, I am going to need some time to think over such a generous offer.
KimKlass
08-19-2012, 07:24 AM
I had a custie totally snort lines of cocaine on cam the other day LOL