View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
CourtneyRaine
08-19-2012, 08:49 AM
I had a custie totally snort lines of cocaine on cam the other day LOL
Wait, what? Lol. Who would be comfortable snorting illegal drugs in front of a stranger? That is so weird to me!
It reminds me of a guy I used to do phone sex with on a no taboo line back in the day. After several weeks of consistent calls I guess he got comfortable with me or something. He'd tell me he was doing drugs, and then I'd hear "sniff sniff sniff" and then his voice would go all funny. Most times he'd space out and drop the phone, which was fine with me. I'd sit there getting paid to do homework until the call block finally ended. I always liked to think that he wasn't *really* doing illegal drugs "with me," but I think if I actually saw it on cam I'd probably be too shocked to put on a good show.
MommieLongLegs
08-19-2012, 09:56 AM
Wait, what? Lol. Who would be comfortable snorting illegal drugs in front of a stranger? That is so weird to me!
It reminds me of a guy I used to do phone sex with on a no taboo line back in the day. After several weeks of consistent calls I guess he got comfortable with me or something. He'd tell me he was doing drugs, and then I'd hear "sniff sniff sniff" and then his voice would go all funny. Most times he'd space out and drop the phone, which was fine with me. I'd sit there getting paid to do homework until the call block finally ended. I always liked to think that he wasn't *really* doing illegal drugs "with me," but I think if I actually saw it on cam I'd probably be too shocked to put on a good show.
Yeah it was wierd. He didn't even ask me to do anything. He just showed me around his house, showed vacation pictures and how awesome his ocean view was. It was like watching Scarface lol
I had a custie totally snort lines of cocaine on cam the other day LOL
I wonder if we had the same guy! He totally leaned down and quickly snorted cocaine. It was so quick, I thought I was seeing things.
*I did see a cam girl totally whip out a huge bong and light up right there in Free Chat, so I guess anything is possible.
shywebcamgirl
08-19-2012, 12:30 PM
I had a custie totally snort lines of cocaine on cam the other day LOL
I had a custie who was smoking a crack pipe. I ain't going to lie. I kind of freaked me out.
WealthyCamChick
08-19-2012, 01:10 PM
^^^lol u got the one crackhead in the world that had enough money for a hit & some cam time :p
nemcis
08-19-2012, 01:39 PM
Had one like that a few monts ago.
hey bb you are Dutch
I confirmed
Are you stoned?
I told him i never used any drugs in my life
But you are Dutch, you have to.
Asked him why
and he answered
I like my chicks stoned.
looser, ban!!
PrincessLuna
08-19-2012, 04:08 PM
I've seen a guy smoke a huge bowl (I guess that's what it's called?) of Meth, do splits off the ground by balancing one leg on a couch and another on a chair, and then take a giant dildo in the ass.
Strangest moment in my cam life.
WealthyCamChick
08-20-2012, 09:30 PM
(in free chat) Wanna see a big pussy? my cam is on
ya sure cuz i can't just drop my pants & lean over to see one any damn time i like *scratches head*
Pinkie-Pie
08-21-2012, 03:50 AM
The dumbest thing I got was a guy pretending to be an admin and trying to get me naked for free! He started off nice enough, giving me little tips and hints on how to work better and just making pleasant conversation. Then the red flags started to appear: Admins on this site don't directly visit girls' cam shows--strike 1. He kept telling me my auto-record was on when it was most definitely not--Strike 2. Then he finally struck out saying I should go nude for free because I can make more money that way. Bullshit, yeeeeeeer OUT!! Banned.
HighHeelHottie
08-22-2012, 05:04 AM
Has anybody else noticed an increase in trolls on SM ever since that girl's video went viral? Everyday I get some dumb ass saying things trying to provoke me. I've been told to go kill myself twice this week, by random guys who hadn't talked to me before.
HighHeelHottie
08-22-2012, 05:18 AM
Guy in my pvt chat starts making demands and lots of them. Every 30 seconds: do this, do that. I was getting annoyed, but did it, but with no moaning or showing that I was "enjoying" it because he didn't deserve that. Then he told me to fuck my arse. I told him I didn't do anal. "Fuck your arse now!" *ban*
By the way, I think I've found a new way to motivate myself to get on cam. I'm starting to look forward to the stupid and annoying shit I'll hear on cam and I like seeing that there are even bigger dumbasses than the ones I've dealt with previously. It's quite entertaining lol. It keeps me from wanting to log off over hearing "Show ass bb" every minute.
justanothercamgirl
08-22-2012, 06:14 AM
Guy in my pvt chat starts making demands and lots of them. Every 30 seconds: do this, do that. I was getting annoyed, but did it, but with no moaning or showing that I was "enjoying" it because he didn't deserve that. Then he told me to fuck my arse. I told him I didn't do anal. "Fuck your arse now!" *ban*
I love those guys who you say you don't do things, and they demand it anyway. I never ban them. I just stop what I am doing and stare at them all wide-eyed in mock shock and say 'Did you just ask me to do something after I specifically said no?' If they continue to be abusive I just sit there wasting their time/money giving them the 'Jenna Marble's Face' until they either mumble a half-assed apology so they can continue to get their rocks off or leave (generally without leaving a rating.)
Jaana
08-22-2012, 06:18 AM
Me: man, i fucking love this song.
Guest: you shouldn't use profanity. the Lord wouldn't approve.
Me:....do you know what website you're on?
Kiki Kaboose
08-22-2012, 04:45 PM
"Don't you have a bigger toy??" gets me every time.
Like I'm supposed to wreck myself for a couple bucks.
ThatOneGirl
08-22-2012, 07:17 PM
I've gotten that before. I have a toy that I can't use because it's too big (a learn-on-the-job experience... lol). I've tried using it before, and ended up tearing some tissue down there, so nope.
Anyway, most guys think it's hilarious, because I use this vibrator/dildo to threaten people who act like jackasses in my room. It amuses me; it amuses paying custies. Had one dude, though... brain like a pea.
Him: hey bb ur hot
Me: *really sick of being called bb* I just said two seconds ago not to call me bb. Next person who says it gets this in their ass *holds up 9" dildo that my fingers don't quite fit around*
Him: fuck bb stick that in ur ass!
Me: I can't even stick it in my pussy, it's too big.
Random Regular: Yeah, she really hurt herself last time, LOL! Not happening.
*laughter and agreement from the rest of the room*
Him: Whatever. Use it.
Me: I can't; I'd hurt myself; like, actually hurt myself, bleeding and everything
Him: do it anyway, that's hot
*ban*
Regular: wtf is wrong with people
WTF
Dreamofluxie
08-23-2012, 04:00 AM
why do you objectify yourself bb? youre better than this! I cant believe you do this!
WHY ARE YOU ON A WEBCAM SITE IF THIS BOTHERS YOU. go to a fucking coffee shop and hit on the girl working there.
IsobelWren
08-23-2012, 07:09 AM
"Don't you have a bigger toy??" gets me every time.
Like I'm supposed to wreck myself for a couple bucks.
*conspiratorial wink* I use the same fish eye lens perspective trick that they use to make their own dicks bigger.
1) Sit an arm's length away from computer
2) "Hur hur bb big toy?"
3) "I've got this big boy right here!"
4) Pick up dildo (wasn't in frame earlier). Hold dildo at arm's length toward the cam, slightly angled to cam, right in the middle of the screen.
It looks HUGE! They guys who truly want gigantisimo toys won't be fooled, but everyone else will.
Jaana
08-23-2012, 07:13 AM
Basic: Megan? Is that you???
Me: Nope. no Megans here. Just me, Jaana.
Basic: STOP LYING! I KNOW IT'S YOU! You went to *high school name*! I'm telling mom!!
Me: okay.
Never saw that guy again.
PrincessLavender
08-23-2012, 07:33 AM
Weirdo: hi bb
mmmmm
so sexy!
you have got HUGE tits!!
natural??
Me: yes
Weirdo: mmmmmmmm
i wich i could put my big tits in between your tits!!!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
HUGE!!!!!
which size??
Me: DD
Weirdo: MMMMMMMMMM
oh my!!
my cock is also very big
8 inches
do you like big cocks?
First he says he wants to put his big tits between my tits then says he has a huge dick. I can't figure out if he forgot he was pretending to be a girl or if he meant to say he wanted to stick his DICK between my tits. Lol.
IsobelWren
08-23-2012, 07:37 AM
Cam-related
I get a lot of comments from people online when I'm talking about my regular daily activities. Like, recently I said that I'd dropped something and someone gave it back to me. Someone commented, "You dropped something and he noticed *it* not *you*?" People have been saying similar stuff about grad school. Like, when I wasn't accepted to one program a LOT of people said stuff like, "just go by and they'll see how hot you are and let you in" Aside from the fact that hotness isn't a qualifier for any kind of degree at all I wonder what these guys think we look like in normal life.
These guys are thinking, "I've never seen a stripper/camgirl/model just walking around in normal life." I think that they HAVE, they just don't KNOW. Seriously, what do they think we look like day to day? Do they think I'm walking around in full makeup and sexy lingerie while everyone else wears jeans? Must I pose instead of standing like a normal person when I wait for things? It's not like I have a big halo that says, "CAMGIRL!" I am a normal person.
Ok here are a few gems
Me: Hi, how are you?
Idiot1: Fine, just jerking off.
Me: It's rude to jerk off in free without at least giving a tip.
Idiot1: Oh you're one of those kind of girls.
Me: Sure am. *BAN*
"Those kind of girls", yes motherfucker I am the kind who likes to get paid. Fucking dicktoast.
Idiot2: Are you a true domme?
Me: *reaching for the ban* What do you mean by that?
Idiot2: I mean you like good anal.
Me: *confused face* What does anal have to do with being a domme? ( I ask because I HAD to hear this)
Idiot2: Well dommes tell you what to do right? So you would say you like anal because some women say they don't like it but they do. So dommes admit they like anal.
Me: Oh when it's my big rubber cock and your ass. *BAN*
That is the most idiotic definition of being domme I have ever heard.
Jaana
08-23-2012, 11:40 AM
This happened on MGF, where I go by a name that implies I'm a big fan of ice hockey.
Guy: so u like hockey
Me: i do!
Guy: Shame we cant give personal info here cuz im friends with gretzky(One of the greatest players of all-time. It'd be like him saying he's friends with Michael Jackson or Derek Jeeter),
Me: Cool.
Guy: i can get u his autograph u know.
Me: I was never really an Oilers fan. Thanks, though!
Guy: i no other players too just give me ur address il send u so many autographs.
Me. I'm not giving you my address. I don't know you and I'd get in trouble.
Guy: oh ok sorry..can i c ur boobs?
JoJoX
08-23-2012, 12:35 PM
W t f ^^^^
MommieLongLegs
08-23-2012, 04:23 PM
In Free:
Guy: $4 a minute lol
*leaves*
Haha. Good luck finding a better "deal", especially on the first page ;)
JoJoX
08-25-2012, 12:33 AM
how about this one?
a chatty member chats you to hell, not tipping..then goes, "ill brb" and then when you finally reach your topic goal and youre topless or whatever, they "come back" and say, "wow perfect timing!"
right...im sure it was perfect timing and not you running off to avoid contributing to the topic then coming back to freeload.
the cheapest ones are the one who talk the most.
Jaana
08-25-2012, 12:39 AM
guy: Why don't you come in MFC anymore? i miss you!
me: my other site pays better and has less bullshit.
guy: What is it?
*I link him my MGF page, five minutes passes*
guy: so how do i see your cam?
me: I have to invite you to a live chat, then ypou have to pay me, and then my cam goes on.
guy: So how do i chat with you?
me: you buy message credits and send me messages, or become premium.
guy: wait, it costs MONEY to chat there???
me: Well, yeah. It cuts down on guys just trying to waste your time.
guy: but what if I have no money and just want to chat? you're so beautiful i just want to chat with you and know you.
me:...join a dating service?
*guy blocks me*
LaceyCummings
08-25-2012, 06:22 PM
So I started working on AW yesterday, and on the whole, I'd say it's fantastic! It doesn't have the traffic I'm used to on streamate, but the quality of the clientele has been spectacular, but for this one glaring exception. Like so many cam horror stories though, it ended with a witnessing customer doing something nice. I wanted to share how quickly this escalated, because I can't believe the nerve of this motherfucker. I don't even know what to say.
AboutToSnap: hi
TheHero: hru
ME: Hi! How are you, babe?
ATS: i am great
Hero: kissable lips
ATS: i am hot young guy
Hero: lol mmmm
ME: Oh yeah? I want to see. Let's go pvt or group so you can turn your cam on and show me!
ATS: yes
ATS: turn my cam on
ME: I'd love to view your cam in pvt or group!
ATS: pls
Hero: u r a hot US lady
ATS: see if it works
ME: Sure babe, I'll see if it works as soon as you take me pvt or group.
ATS: stupid dum whore
ME: *Laughing* ...Ok...did you see that, hero? Did you see what he said? *laughing at an obvious case of sour grapes*
ATS: glad 4500 americans died in iraq
ME: *Of all things...I did not expect him to say THAT. My face dropped, the room cleared* Uhhh... excuse me?
ATS: 32000 of them seriously injured
Hero: omg whats wrong with that guy
ME: Umm oh my god, hang on I'll kick him out. *looking for ban button. My first AW ban!*
ATS: 1800 died in afghanistan
Hero: WTF
Hero leaves the room
ATS: and more will
BAN HAMMER!
Hero enters the room
Server Status : Clearing Room ----------------------
Server Status : Group Has Started -----------------
ME: Ugh! Thanks for saving me! You're my hero!
Hero: That was freaky
ME: I know, he totally snapped... what an awful thing to say!
Hero: he just turned
Hero: it was look like watch me on cam
Hero: and then
Hero: omg poor you
Hero: I apologise on behalf of all males
Hero: he was a tit though
And a while later
Nash: check me out.. open my cam
ME: I'd love to check out your cam when we are in group or pvt.
Nash: do it now for a sec
ME: I'll be happy to as soon as you take me pvt or group, babe.
Nash: try it
ME: Sure babe, just click that button to take me pvt or group and I will turn on your cam.
Nash: check it out first.. i am hot...
ME: Show me how hot you are in pvt or group.
Nash: u do pp?
ME: I get camera shy if someone is watching me pee.
Nash: oh not that pp
ME: What does pp stand for then? *googling PP porn* No clue.
Nash: lol
Nash: awwww
Nash: no joke... open my cam i ll tell u
ME: DUDE! I told you we have to be in pvt or group for c2c. If you keep asking I will have to kick you out.
Nash: kick me out.. i am useless
ME: Ok... *BAN*
I still don't know what pp is.
Vlodina
08-25-2012, 06:30 PM
Pp bb = Paypal bb
X
JoJoX
08-25-2012, 06:42 PM
@ LaceyCummings, you should totally win this thread
LaurenAus
08-25-2012, 06:57 PM
^^ get used to the guys on AW asking you to open their cam, its beyond annoying. Especially good looking guys who feel like they're gods gift to man wanting u to check them out in free.
LaceyCummings
08-25-2012, 07:54 PM
OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Well now it seems obvious. :) Muchas gracias Vlodina!
Pp bb = Paypal bb
X
Classy_Katy
08-26-2012, 12:56 AM
I've been asked if I accept paypal but never had it called "pp", good to know they've found yet another abbreviation...I don't do text speak, I tell them I'll too old to understand it (which actually I am) and make them write to me properly.
When they ask me on AW to cam2cam in free I invite them into a private session with me and at that point they leave. I don't view their cams in group sessions because it excludes the others and it also gives a reason for going private as it is something extra.
Vlodina
08-26-2012, 01:05 AM
Grrr... did these people not go to school? hi bb hru, gd thx, ur sxy! pp bb pls? opn cam u lik bbc bb? AAARRRRGGGHHH
LaceyCummings
08-26-2012, 09:13 AM
I didn't realize you could invite people into a private session, thank you for that helpful information! Or maybe when you say 'invite" you just mean saying it.
I understand your approach with only doing C2C in private, you make excellent points. Maybe I should adapt that policy for AW.
Personally, I have several reasons that I will watch a cam any chance I get. I don't want to stray too far off topic, or sound argumentative, so I won't get into those here. I've chimed in on the topic in other threads.
I've found that at least on SM, it can be useful to pit guys against each other in premium by having a first-come-first-serve basis for c2c.
For example, say a customer who would normally have been placated by premium, is not satisfied if I am watching another guy's cam. The only way for him to get me to stop watching the other cam is to take me exclusive, and often that is exactly what will happen. But because he can't take me exclusive until the premium chat room clears (I think?) he will stick around in premium until I am available, THEN get an exclusive as well.
However, I can think of times that it backfired on me for the exact reasons you are giving.
I may have to give my approach some thought.
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I've been asked if I accept paypal but never had it called "pp", good to know they've found yet another abbreviation...I don't do text speak, I tell them I'll too old to understand it (which actually I am) and make them write to me properly.
When they ask me on AW to cam2cam in free I invite them into a private session with me and at that point they leave. I don't view their cams in group sessions because it excludes the others and it also gives a reason for going private as it is something extra.
LaceyCummings
08-26-2012, 12:19 PM
Ok...so this guy just took me exclusive without saying boo, and turned on his cam. He was a young, good-looking fellow with a slanted baseball cap and he was stroking a giant flesh-colored (but not very convincing to a girl who watches guys jack off ALL DAY EVERYDAY) dildo. I mean, not only was the dick itself not-entirely realistic-looking, but the angle at which he was holding it was not natural. This thing was at least 16 inches long, and the guy couldn't even get his hand wrapped completely around it. He was clearly supporting the weight, and let's face it, no guy's balls are perfectly symmetrical, circular, and smooth.
I figured he just wanted to get a good reaction about the size, but the whole thing was so preposterous that even my cam persona hated the idea of him thinking he was being clever. Not today, bb. So I just furrowed my brow, laughed hysterically and pointed at him. "Wow...is that a dildo? Yeah...you're stroking a big ole dildo."
He actually kept jacking it off for a moment, gradually slowing his pace with a puzzled look of disappointment. Then his hand dropped, and the dildo slouched to an even less believable slant, and he disappeared. His name was Brandon if anyone else happens to get him.
Jaana
08-26-2012, 12:28 PM
Today on Chaturbate...
Gyuy. pls watch my cam bb
pls
pls
bb pls
im gonna explore 4 u bb
pls
pls
pls
pls
I wonder where he's going exploring!
roast
08-26-2012, 02:27 PM
In free *Me jiggling tits inside my shirt/joking around*
Guy comes in:No need for that I'm a regular (he's never spent $ on me)
Me: *stops* A regular where?
Him: lol visiting you on here
Me:...
This made me laugh - when you have to remind a model youre her regular, methinks ya aint one
MommieLongLegs
08-26-2012, 04:14 PM
Free Chat: U R SO BEAUTIFULLY ATTRACTIVE SIMPLY BREATH TAKING HEAVEN MUST BE INSIDE OF U A PLACE I WAANA BE THRUSTING THIS HARD THROBBING BLACK COCK IN U BABIE
Me: stop typing in caps and we can do that in private
Him: what u shy?
Me: ...
Also Free Chat: im 25 england u
u like english
big and fat u wnt it
u wnt my 12 inc fat english white cock
u think u can handel it
take it all in your mouth
Me: take me private or shut the fuck up (I was irritated at this point lol)
*he leaves
More: so much 1.99 good (Yeah right! You're looking for 1.99/min on page 1 in the top 3 rows? Get real.)
MommieLongLegs
08-26-2012, 06:48 PM
I just had a guy take me private for the second time (30-60 minutes) who argued with me about why I should date him. He wants to get to know me off cam and "see what the conversation is like". He doesn't wanna pay on a cam site to talk to me yet keeps going private to argue about it lol. He says I need to have an open mind. Yeah, ok.
Why can't guys just take no for an answer?
JoJoX
08-27-2012, 12:59 AM
"i have no sound baby"
well whos problem is THAT?
oh yeah, thats right....hundreds of people and tippers (not including u) enjoying my show, ill stop doing whatever im doing to bend down and type to you with my oily fingers cuz im doing an oil show...why? because youre special. oh, and u dont have to tip, that makes u even more special.
MommieLongLegs
08-27-2012, 10:37 AM
"i have no sound baby"
well whos problem is THAT?
oh yeah, thats right....hundreds of people and tippers (not including u) enjoying my show, ill stop doing whatever im doing to bend down and type to you with my oily fingers cuz im doing an oil show...why? because youre special. oh, and u dont have to tip, that makes u even more special.
I hate the "no sound bb type me bb cant hear bb" guys!! Like, if you muted your sound, turned it down or your speakers blew up o well. And they're always free chat guys who really just seem to want free personal attention. I only type in Exclusive...o, wait you dont have any money lol.
takiaya
08-27-2012, 08:03 PM
takiaya: hello :)
takiaya: how are you?
Guest39258: Hi baby
takiaya: hello :)
takiaya: how are you?
Guest39258: How are you
takiaya: I'm doing good
Guest39258: Cool. Im doing great also
Guest39258: Do u give free flashes if i make an account??
takiaya: lol no thats not me
Guest39258: Awww. What do u do if i make an account
takiaya: lol tkns for requests and flashe
takiaya: I also take groups and privates
Guest39258: Im the only one here. can i get one free flash?
Guest39258: Please bb
New Topic: Flashing/Requests for tkns, Add me :) (grps and prvts open)
Guest39258: just one tit please
takiaya: lol
takiaya: just 1 tkn
Guest39258: im the only 1 here
takiaya: whats your point?
Guest39258: Youre super hot and i wanna see one of your tits. Ill make an account if u show me
takiaya: lol
Guest39258: Please
takiaya: no
Guest39258: Why? I will nver get to see how good ur boobs are
takiaya: lol
takiaya: buy tkns and then come back
Guest39258: Youre super sexy. Just one tit please
takiaya: lol no
Guest39258: Please.
Guest39258: Who does give free flashes
takiaya: please show me tokens
takiaya: free flashes are for cheap girls who cant get ratings otherwise
takiaya: I know what I'm worth
takiaya: bye bye guest *bans him*
IsobelWren
08-28-2012, 07:24 AM
I hate the "no sound bb type me bb cant hear bb" guys!! Like, if you muted your sound, turned it down or your speakers blew up o well. And they're always free chat guys who really just seem to want free personal attention. I only type in Exclusive...o, wait you dont have any money lol.
I always type, "I'll type all you want in exclusive chat" I used to have it as a preset but, "I'm from the internet" and "Requests are granted for tips! :)" edged it out.
Timor
08-28-2012, 04:30 PM
'u have 12hr days at work and you can't show us your tits free here???'
O.o
Lillyth
08-29-2012, 12:39 AM
I am so happy I found this site! You gals are awesome. I have been on SM for a little over a year and I have experienced so many of these annoying people. Tonight I got this little gem from a guy who comes in quite a bit but never tips or goes private. I haven't kicked/banned him since he only stays in a bit and never causes and trouble but after this I probably should!
guy: r u ok
Me: I'm good, and you?
sguy: good
guy: u just looked kinda down tonight
me: Just a little bored, kinda slow tonight.
guy: glad to hear its just bord and not something wrong
Me: well thank you
guy: anytime
ur a sweet person
and i love ur breasts
me: thank you again
guy: take them out for me 1 time
me: o_0
MommieLongLegs
08-29-2012, 12:07 PM
This guy on mgf just im'd me asking for a 3 minute preview and maybe he'd do a show later...wtf. And he has over 100 reviews...5 stars. Am I not worth the respect he gave those girls? smh I just signed up there so maybe he thought I'd do it because I'm new there.
Jaana
08-29-2012, 12:08 PM
This guy on mgf just im'd me asking for a 3 minute preview and maybe he'd do a show later...wtf. And he has over 100 reviews...5 stars. Am I not worth the respect he gave those girls? smh I just signed up there so maybe he thought I'd do it because I'm new there.I had a guy yesterday who I'd never spoken to before live chat me and promise he'd pay me "later" for a cam show, and then flipped out on me when I asked him if that line had worked on anyone today.
Jaana
08-29-2012, 12:10 PM
This isn't really a specific example, but any time a guy comes in telling me he wants to "coach" me, "show you the ropes", etc, I ant to stop camming and join a convent.
MommieLongLegs
08-29-2012, 12:26 PM
This isn't really a specific example, but any time a guy comes in telling me he wants to "coach" me, "show you the ropes", etc, I ant to stop camming and join a convent.
I just told him my pic holding the mgf sign was my preview lol
Jaana
08-29-2012, 12:28 PM
I just told him my pic holding the mgf sign was my preview lolllolol i wonder if it was the same guy
Su Su
08-29-2012, 08:37 PM
"I'm not lying, trust me, give me your Skype and show me your pussy for 5 minutes then I'll give you $100. It's worth it, please".