View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
CourtneyRaine
08-29-2012, 08:52 PM
In free chat, sitting on my couch with an animal print throw draped over the back:
Guest: Is that a tiger behind you?
Me: o.O Yes. Yes, it is a tiger behind me. My pet cat wanted a new playmate so I snuck in to the local zoo and stole a random tiger for him to play with.
MommieLongLegs
08-29-2012, 09:17 PM
Guy: i had a bad day today
the hurricane is coming towards me
the weather is getting so bad!
bb can you stand up n (do xyz) to brighten my day
Me: lol who gets on a cam site if they're scared of a hurricane that's coming toward them?
*he leaves
t_plush
08-29-2012, 10:39 PM
No greeting...
"Can we see your breasts for free?"
I mean, I don't know... It just put me off. I've heard that bunches, but I think I snapped when he came at me like that, at that time, being him *sigh*
Why do I have a topic? Why do I create a profile/bio/whatever the fuck? Why do I even use words???
Oh, and one of my regular tipless chatters came through and said he was moving to the town he thinks I live in... Really felt some type of way about that, it is a family area for me, so that was too close. I thought he was cool... Surprised me that he would even come at me like that for some reason, like I know somebody... I get we have access to all kinds of information, perhaps not much is secret, but why come at it like that? Fuckin' wit MY fantasy...Don't like it at all.
Whew! I'm feeling better already, beast of the business and all of that there... Stupid shit.
CammiStar
08-30-2012, 12:32 AM
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So I attended a psychiatric assessment, (I should add to secure legitimacy to the result, that the hospital I attended was Maudsley, the largest mental health training institution in the country and one of the leading psychiatric institutes in the UK), and handed the doctor a written account of all of my fantasies. I was far too scared to say them in words; I trembled like a leaf as he read. I learned that what I was going through, with the intrusive thoughts, was a form of something called Pure OCD, and told, quite frankly, to accept my sexual fantasies about all that "fucked up" stuff, and to actually indulge in fantasising about them, and that if I did, the other, troublesome ones, as well as my guilt, would fade.
I was not deemed a danger to society, on any level whatsoever, or deemed some kind of messed up lost cause and bundled into a straight jacket and thrown right in a padded cell (like I feared.) If there was any suspicion by this doctor that I could carry out my fantasies in reality, or that I posed any danger, I could rest assured that I would quite promptly be dealt with by this institute, and given the appropriate help on the basis of my thorough assessment. But since then, I dedicated more time to focussing on understanding my fantasies for the better. In the process, I wound up learning about others too. For example, I learnt that it can actually be relatively natural for mothers to have sexual thoughts about their own children. I learnt that victims of sexual crimes can wind up fantasising about the same scenario which scarred them, but with little tweaks in the fantasy which shift the power over to them instead of the predator.
I know this is old, but I was reading through this thread and came across this post. I can totally relate! I have always said "I have ocd, but not the kind where I do rituals, the kind where I have obsessive thoughts that I feel like i can't control." I had never even heard of Pure OCD until I read this, and I have been to MANY therapists. I just want to say thank you. You just helped me understand something about myself that has bothered me for 20+ years.
HighHeelHottie
08-30-2012, 08:43 AM
"This is my FIRST time EVER in your room"
He sounded soooo convincing. Of course he followed it with asking for something for free, and when I said no, he threatened to go spend his money somewhere else since I didn't "trust" him.
CourtneyRaine
08-30-2012, 08:44 AM
On camflare, a brand new site with hardly any traffic, I decided to encourage guests to make a free account (and then hopefully upsell them in the future) by telling them that if they signed up for a membership and rated me 5 stars I would show them my boobies. One guy did. Two guys asked, "What else do I get out of it?" Um, you're getting a hot girl playing with her titties for you. You realize you don't even need a credit card to sign up, right? All you need is a valid email address. It's totally free and takes literally two minutes. "Will you show me your pussy if I sign up?" No, that's not part of the deal. If you choose to purchase tokens we can go private and I can show you my pussy then, but since you're signing up for FREE I'm only comfortable with showing my tits for free. "What about your tits and ass?" No, I think the offer I am giving you is a pretty sweet deal as it is, I'm not trying to give everything away. "I'll do it if you show me your pussy." Um, no thanks. "I'm not interested then." Okay. You're interested enough to stay in free chat continuing to talk with me and trying to take advantage of me, but you're not interested enough to do one simple thing and get rewarded for it? KICK.
Ffs, I get that some guys/a lot of guys are trying to get something for free on cam sites. I get that. But if I am offering you something for free and you are STILL not satisfied? Where does this sense of entitlement come from?!
KimKlass
08-30-2012, 09:11 AM
Guy: i had a bad day today
the hurricane is coming towards me
the weather is getting so bad!
bb can you stand up n (do xyz) to brighten my day
Me: lol who gets on a cam site if they're scared of a hurricane that's coming toward them?
*he leaves
Yeah my power just came on after being out for 24 hours due to the hurricane. I'm Tweeting about this on my phone, how I have no AC, no food, etc. And what do I get? A bunch of mouth-breathers wanting to tell me about their horny dicks. LIKE I GAF BITCH I HAVE NO ELECTRICITY OR FOOD! Then some loser tried to commission some custom photos from me through Twitter, and had the fucking nerve to ask me for one pic for a "preview". YEAH RIGHT. I felt like doing some bitch-slapping, other than one very nice customer who tipped me 500 tokens offline since I couldn't work.
KimKlass
08-30-2012, 09:24 AM
Oh wow, the "can I get a preview" guy just called me a "low life hoe" and blocked me ...
IsobelWren
08-31-2012, 09:22 AM
Guy: i had a bad day today
the hurricane is coming towards me
the weather is getting so bad!
bb can you stand up n (do xyz) to brighten my day
Me: lol who gets on a cam site if they're scared of a hurricane that's coming toward them?
*he leaves
I got that guy too and I said pretty much the same thing!
Timor
08-31-2012, 10:47 AM
look way back at the beginning of the thread and you'll see someone got told "your apartment is clean, you must be banking".
Yep. Got something along this line the other day. Because not having a room that looks like a tornado went through it is TOTALLY a sign of immense wealth.
ThatOneGirl
08-31-2012, 01:32 PM
look way back at the beginning of the thread and you'll see someone got told "your apartment is clean, you must be banking".
Yep. Got something along this line the other day. Because not having a room that looks like a tornado went through it is TOTALLY a sign of immense wealth.
In my case, it's a sign of 'I'm broke and can't afford furniture'.
Rosemary Rabbit
08-31-2012, 02:21 PM
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KimKlass
08-31-2012, 03:10 PM
"Globes of Power" LOL! That is priceless. I will from now on refer to my tits as Mighty Globes of Power :-D
~Carmen~
09-01-2012, 01:37 PM
I swear, I'm going to start banning any guy who comes into a gold show countdown and says "I want private". Okay, let me go ahead and cancel on all the guys who already put in so you can "maybe but probably not" take me private.
IsobelWren
09-01-2012, 05:26 PM
I swear, I'm going to start banning any guy who comes into a gold show countdown and says "I want private". Okay, let me go ahead and cancel on all the guys who already put in so you can "maybe but probably not" take me private.
Yeah, I only cancel a GS if someone says they definitely want to take me and the GS is clearly not going to go off. Like, need 7 more guys and we're in the last 2 min.
IsobelWren
09-01-2012, 05:39 PM
"I'm going to Fetishcon to meet you! My wife and I have been big fans for a long time. She can't wait to fuck you."
I chuckle, "Oh, I'm shooting with your wife? Is she Natalia, whom I'm shooting trade with or did a photographer hire her for another gig?"
"No, we're fans. She's not a model."
I can't help it. I crack up and reply, "I'm not obligated to fuck your wife just because I meet her. I'm a human being, not a porno fantasy machine. If I meet your wife and I find her attractive, I may fuck her. It's not a guarantee. I don't go around having sex with every single person I meet."
He says nothing more and leaves immediately. When I go to write him later to apologize for laughing in his face I find he's blocked me.
I was offended and amused at the same time. I mean honestly. I know I should have spun it into a fantasy, should have told him I'd tell him all about what I'd do to he and his wife in exclusive chat, but I couldn't help it. I'm 90% sure he was serious and just thought it was a guarantee that once I met his wife I'd get so horny I'd just hump her on the floor and let him do whatever to me right then and there. Besides, I'm not at Fetishcon to be gawked at like a circus animal. I'm there to shoot! I'm lucky if I make it to the trade show floor at all.
GracieBlue
09-01-2012, 05:51 PM
"I will take you private for two minutes. You're too expensive. I'm not Donald Trump you know" says the cheap jerk face. Yes and your two minutes will make a huge difference in my paycheck.
AliceFun
09-02-2012, 01:49 AM
Some of these guys will never understand that we camgirls are like expensive restaurants, if u cant afford it u eat at fast-food ha!
Pottymouth101
09-02-2012, 08:19 AM
Guy types in chat "Eh can you wave so that I know ur real?". I type back "WTF do you think I am, a halogram?"
bpink
09-02-2012, 09:23 AM
^^hahah lmao..I NEVER think of anything funny to say back!! I guess I need to have a paper of comebacks right beside my comp so im PREPARED. lol
TheBrownFox
09-02-2012, 02:03 PM
Every time I browse the Streamate page and see a certain model (who shall remain nameless) online, I think to myself "Gee, I wonder what other lies about camgirls she's telling the guys in her room?" LOL.
First it was the comment that all cam girls who squirt are faking...then there was the comment that all cam girls who sell worn panties are lying, and that we're really just buying 2 of the same pair...keeping one pair for ourselves and mailing off the unworn pair with nothing more than perfume sprayed on them (cuz "no cam girl is dumb enough to leave her DNA on panties"). Yeah, because clearly she knows how EVERY cam girl works, right? LOL!!!
MommieLongLegs
09-03-2012, 06:35 AM
Act like they're interested in going private, then say "Can I get a preview?"
Um, no. I hate you and I hope your dick and balls shrivel up like raisins leaving them useless.
Peachesxo
09-03-2012, 01:19 PM
"I don't pay for any shows. I am just here to watch. Show me that sweet ass bb, plz."
*BAN*
"Hi bb, do you like to fuck young cock? I'm 17"
BAN !!!!!!!!
OH OH OH.
AND.
"Show me your tits now or I'm leaving."
I couldn't help but burst out laughing at that one.
~Carmen~
09-03-2012, 01:29 PM
Today I'm $5 away from my Gold show goal when this happens:
Guy: "I want private"
Me: "I'm doing a goldshow right now"
Guy: "Now or never bb"
Ding ding ding! And I made my goal :D LMAO
funismymiddlename
09-03-2012, 02:26 PM
some idiot came into my chat and goes oh you're not that pretty. really. lol im sure he or she is super model material. random people including really hot people always tell me I'm pretty when I'm out. I also look better in person than on cam. I didn't respond I just blocked what a loser.
LaceyCummings
09-03-2012, 05:48 PM
[QUOTE=t_plush;2394390]
"Why do I have a topic? Why do I create a profile/bio/whatever the fuck? Why do I even use words???"
Hahaha I think I love you.
LaceyCummings
09-03-2012, 05:51 PM
Guy types in chat "Eh can you wave so that I know ur real?". I type back "WTF do you think I am, a halogram?"
I used this today! The whole room cracked up. Many thanks.
LaceyCummings
09-03-2012, 05:59 PM
Guy types in chat "Eh can you wave so that I know ur real?". I type back "WTF do you think I am, a halogram?"
I used this today! The whole room cracked up. Many thanks.
qwerty24
09-03-2012, 07:09 PM
During a close up of a pussy:
-lets see inside
During doggy style fucking:
-horsi style plz
WTF?
LaurenAus
09-04-2012, 04:14 PM
Guy: i want u so much
Guy: slag
Guy leaves the room
Server Status : Private Has Finished ----
WTF?!! how did he go from wanting me to calling me a slut in 0.000001 seconds?!
Su Su
09-04-2012, 09:50 PM
"I'd love for you to come to the US, I can fly you out you know"
Me: That's sweet, but I don't even know you
"I'm looking for tickets right now"
Me: O.O
roast
09-05-2012, 06:27 AM
not annoying or stupid, more like: lulz. wanted to add my previous notes for him was "impregnation and satin panties".... which wasnt not helpful for this session.
U LOVE DICK
GOT 9INCHES LONG
NEVER HAD THAT HAVE U
5mins later
GOT 10INCHES RIGHT HERE
SO HARD
YEA BB
UR PUSSY TOO SMALL 4 MY DICK
10mins later
MY COCK IS BIG
mmm so big
HOW BIG
11inches
U DAMN RIGHT
15mins later
U WANNA SUCK IT
mmmmhmmm
SUCK MY 12INCHES
mmmmmmmmhmmm
FUcK YEA BABY U LOVE IT
20mins later
COCK IS GONNA BLOW
TELL ME U LOVE IT
[I figure, hey, why not and try] your mmmm 13inches of dick? mmm give it to me
MMMMMMMMM 13!! U LOVE IT
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m81fkodnn41rcngc0o1_500.gif
zivlet
09-05-2012, 04:23 PM
I only cam rarely and when I first put up my profile, a dude got in touch and said he was interested in getting me some modelling work,.I was sceptical about this, I am not the sort that looks 'Model like' although I do model occasionally, I don't see why I would stand out as a model. He asked me for some pictures. I sent some but nothing showing any more than you can already see on my profile.
Dude 'Ah you look great! I will be in touch-would you do hardcore?
Me 'Thanks-and no, not male female hardcore only soft'.
Ten mins passes
Dude 'Ah I am working now, these guys I am doing a show for asked me for a pic of my cock, and AS SOON as I had sent it they booked a show lol!'
Me 'Cool'
Dude 'Do you want to see it? So you know what you will be working with?'
Me 'No thanks'
Few days later I am on cam again, same guy comes online.
'Hey , I'm really busy tonight, are you?'
Me 'Yes I am doing okay'
Dude 'You know, I can recommend you, I will say I've had some shows off you and you're the best ever!'
Me (I know he's bullshitting!) 'ah thanks that's kind of you'
*few mins passes*
Dude 'Hey this guy may want a show, he's asked what are you wearing'
Me 'Tell him to message me'
Dude 'Okay'.
Dude 'I kinda want to know as well now lol'
Me 'Book me'.
Dude buggers off
Next time on cam
'Hey girl are you okay?!'
Me 'I'm good thanks'.
'Hey!One guy I messaged asking to book with you, says he might want to book but he wants to know what sorts of thing you do on cam'
Me 'Tell him to message me'.
Dude 'Okay'
Dude 'So do you do watersports'
Me 'no'.
Dude 'have you ever done it during sex?'
Me 'Yes'
Dude 'Did it turn you on?'
Me 'Look, to me it seems as though you want to talk sex. Why don't you book me and we can have some sexy chat'?
Dude 'No!I dont want to talk about sex sorry if I made you feel uncomfortable hun.'
Me 'Okay, no problem'.
Dude 'So? Did it turn you on or not?'
Me 'Again, you are after a free sexy chat. You won' get one, I am working. If you want to talk about sex and turn yourself on and stuff, book me. I am a lot of things, but stupid isn't one of them'.
Dude 'Okay sorry'
*not spoken to him since...*
I know I may have played with that situation and could have just ignored it, but it was just too amusing. Some folk are just so stupid!
PrincessLavender
09-05-2012, 04:50 PM
I hate the no sound thing. I don't have sound anyways but sometimes they'll see me singing along to whatever song is playing and think I'm talking. If the first thing they say is "type to me, I have no sound" I have a tendency to ignore them all together.
GracieBlue
09-05-2012, 08:43 PM
During a close up of a pussy:
-lets see inside
During doggy style fucking:
-horsi style plz
WTF?
Lmfao! Horsey?
GracieBlue
09-05-2012, 08:51 PM
I had a guy in private that wanted to impregnate me, role play of course. He finished and said your pregnant! As if there was instantly a fetus in there. I wanted to say well technically we won't find out for at least two weeks!
NewCamGirl1
09-07-2012, 08:13 PM
"Oh hello cam customer guy, what are you up to?"
Him: "Oh just making some videos"
HAHA. At least it was in free chat. I banned him anyway.
JoJoX
09-08-2012, 10:34 AM
While I am in the middle of a long PVT, some chatty person on my friends list...
moron: hi jo, how are you?
moron: busy?
moron: why arent you talking to me?
moron: ???
(15 min later, after the PVT)
moron: jo, what did i do wrong?
moron: jo, are you snipping me?
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IDIOT! I was in a fucking PVT! It's not like he is new to the site and he can see that I'm in a PVT.
I am so annoyed that that I'm not going to even bother, and ignore him for life.
NewCamGirl1
09-08-2012, 02:05 PM
Every time I browse the Streamate page and see a certain model (who shall remain nameless) online, I think to myself "Gee, I wonder what other lies about camgirls she's telling the guys in her room?" LOL.
First it was the comment that all cam girls who squirt are faking...then there was the comment that all cam girls who sell worn panties are lying, and that we're really just buying 2 of the same pair...keeping one pair for ourselves and mailing off the unworn pair with nothing more than perfume sprayed on them (cuz "no cam girl is dumb enough to leave her DNA on panties"). Yeah, because clearly she knows how EVERY cam girl works, right? LOL!!!
She's smart. Politicians bad mouth their competitors. So do businesses. This is a business. Whether it's ethical or not, she's just being a business lady.
neliana
09-08-2012, 03:07 PM
I'm gonna have to disagree with that ^ In my experience bad mouthing other cam girls (or dancers if ur working in a club) just makes you look catty and attracts low quality customers that just wanna hear about drama and don't spend $. Just my 2 cents.
NewCamGirl1
09-08-2012, 07:38 PM
I'm gonna have to disagree with that ^ In my experience bad mouthing other cam girls (or dancers if ur working in a club) just makes you look catty and attracts low quality customers that just wanna hear about drama and don't spend $. Just my 2 cents.
It may not be the best way, but it happens in business. Depends on if she's telling the truth. Say customers have already thought these things, then she confirms their suspicions, brownie points for her.
IsobelWren
09-09-2012, 07:01 AM
It may not be the best way, but it happens in business. Depends on if she's telling the truth. Say customers have already thought these things, then she confirms their suspicions, brownie points for her.
So what you're telling us is that you think this flawed "strategy" is a good idea and therefore most likely something that you're employing yourself. Guess I know who I'm not adding to my, "friends to promote" list any time soon.
IsobelWren
09-09-2012, 07:01 AM
While I was in pvt someone in my free chat kept typing, "r u going to cum bb?" and "tell me when u r about to cum bb" then "cumming yet bb?" about every minute or two. Eventually it was, "tell me less than minute before u cum bb"
Right. I'm really going to take BOTH hands out of my junk and smear up my keyboard with pussy juice just so you can get in there 30 seconds before I have an orgasm. Besides, if I take my hands off my pussy right before I have an orgasm it'll take me a lot longer than 30 seconds to work back up to it.
I should have done just that, told him, "Ok I'm ready" and then drawn it out for an additional minute and a half, "Oh sorry! I lost all that momentum I'd built up when I took the time to warn your cheap ass." That wouldn't have been fair though, to the guys who were in the show paying and at the time I was just so mad that I banned him.
Superwoman1989
09-10-2012, 02:13 PM
when you hold up a yard long dildo and they ask 'can you put that whole thing inside you?' SURE! what do I look like the50 foot woman!?
makes you wonder if some of these guys have EVER had honest to god contact with a real live woman! sheesh!
TheBrownFox
09-10-2012, 02:21 PM
Okay, so I had posted a topic in an attempt to get some Amazon e-gift cards (or tokens) in exchange for a sexy new pic set I created. I've already had TWO douchebags lie and say "I sent you an Amazon e-gift card." Um...NO. I check my e-mail all the time, and I haven't gotten an e-gift card from either of those guys. I can't believe these guys are dumb enough to think I'll fall for that, and that I'll send them the pics WITHOUT checking my email first...HA! I wasn't born yesterday.....
ThatOneGirl
09-10-2012, 06:01 PM
^-- Every now and then I'll offer photos in exchange for Domino's gift cards (I fucking love pizza). I tweeted something to that effect a few weeks ago, and some guy tried to add me as a contact on Skype (my Skype profile says that I don't add ANYONE unless they've purchased a show), saying "I sent you the gift card."
No. No you haven't. And you're a moron with no life.
PrincessLuna
09-12-2012, 11:24 PM
Guy: $72 an hour for exclusive??? WTF
Me: Uh, obviously you're not very good at math. Not sure where you're getting THAT number from.
Guy: $6 x 12 = $72, duh.
31709
Jessica1001
09-13-2012, 01:02 AM
I had a guy in private that wanted to impregnate me, role play of course. He finished and said your pregnant! As if there was instantly a fetus in there. I wanted to say well technically we won't find out for at least two weeks!
Depends if you're a democrat or a republican, maybe? ;-)
CourtneyRaine
09-13-2012, 08:39 AM
I had SIX guys yesterday alone ask me what city I'm in. Six! When a guy asks me where I from I either say what region or state (depending on how polite they are) but they keep on bugging me for my city as well. Wtf? I told them all that where I live is completely irrelevant, there is no need for them to know what city I am located in, and that is straight up creeper status. They all "lol"ed when I told them they were being creepy for asking but I am dead serious, what are these guys thinking? And to get bombarded by this question over and ever again was just super weird. Was yesterday "Let's Stalk A Cam Model Day" and I just didn't get the memo?
CourtneyRaine
09-13-2012, 11:28 AM
Bored outta my mind on SM in free chat, no guys talking, no guys doing shows, so I'm already a little irritated when:
member: ur rele hot
Me: Thank you! I Am hot, I wish I could take my clothes off ;)
member: and ur also sexi as well
Me: Aww you're sweet. You should see how sexy I am when I'm naked ;)
member: grr wish someone could give me a free show as a gift
Me: (not smiling anymore) What makes you think you're so special that I should give you a free show?
member: i jus became an uncle on 9/11/2012
Me: Okay. What does that have to do with my vagina?
member: wit u rubbing ur tits and toucjing them is turning me on.
Me: If you're turned on you can get a show with me or go watch free porn.
member has logged off
*facepalm*