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strippername
01-12-2011, 12:20 PM
^That is so creepy and annoying. I googled his number and he has creepy photographer ads. Scare him next time with your information about him. He lives in North Carolina, not LA. CREEP!

Alysa
01-12-2011, 02:25 PM
^That is so creepy and annoying. I googled his number and he has creepy photographer ads. Scare him next time with your information about him. He lives in North Carolina, not LA. CREEP!

I was going to block him next time but this seems funner. I'll tell him I went to call him and my phone brings up the city I'm calling and it said NC so I hung up. Lol.

exquizitt
01-12-2011, 08:35 PM
SHOW ME PUSSY AND SUCK COCK FOR 1 MINUTE FOR 1 GOLD
MR.8 says: THEN PVT
MR.8 says: DEAL?




lmao lmao im dying on the floor slowly

judyQ
01-12-2011, 09:02 PM
Tonight on SM I got asked if I had any cheese slices! LMFAO!


YEAH the CHEEZE GUY IS BACK AND HE PAYS!!! I have 3 slices in my room ready to go for him, just waiting... HAHA. He pays in pvt while I run to fridg for the cheese too.. AMEN FOR THE CHEESE GUY!!! I have gotten him 3 times. He wants cheese slices, he came back for a second slice later that night HAHA.

TinaLayne
01-12-2011, 09:53 PM
Cheeeeeeze!! Love that guy LOL

Alysa
01-12-2011, 10:03 PM
While I'm in pvt I get this in free chat:
fingers says: so what can a horny 38 year old guy expect to find on your show and what makes this show so different to all those other shows out there xxx luv ya baby

And when I didn't answer for 5 min because, duh, I'm in pvt, he sends this:
fingers says: was that question too hard ???

I still don't answer, he leaves come right back and I'm still in pvt, he sends this:
fingers says: so what can you and your show do for a 37 year old guy who's totally pissed off at his job

How did he just lose a yr off his age?

strippername
01-12-2011, 10:16 PM
I love that we ALL know who the cheese guy is!

cherryblossomsinspring
01-12-2011, 10:16 PM
while i'm in pvt i get this in free chat:
Fingers says: So what can a horny 38 year old guy expect to find on your show and what makes this show so different to all those other shows out there xxx luv ya baby

and when i didn't answer for 5 min because, duh, i'm in pvt, he sends this:
Fingers says: Was that question too hard ???

I still don't answer, he leaves come right back and i'm still in pvt, he sends this:
Fingers says: So what can you and your show do for a 37 year old guy who's totally pissed off at his job

how did he just lose a yr off his age?

hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaahahaha!!! Lol i was drinking grape juice and i choked something horrible! Lol @ how he lost a year!!! :o

CamWhore
01-13-2011, 01:06 AM
iamdjay89: dakilla back
iamdjay89: haha
iamdjay89: dumb bitch
iamdjay89: u can ban all u want ill back ever time
pussyplayground: groupie.
pussyplayground: thats yo problem playa
iamdjay89: but u the one on here for money
pussyplayground: lol
pussyplayground: exactly
pussyplayground: and you aint got it

*Banned AGAIN*

CamWhore
01-13-2011, 01:08 AM
So he logs back into his old name again so it resets his time.

dakilla001: haha
dakilla001: i be back in 10 mins
pussyplayground: ok
pussyplayground: see you in ten loser
pussyplayground: :)
dakilla001: lol
pussyplayground: your honestly lame
dakilla001: i forgot

*banned for the 4th time*

killada99: im bac
killada99: y u keep ban me
pussyplayground: you lame
pussyplayground: looking for attention

*banned for the 5th time*


OKAY NOW THIS IS HARASSMENT!

CamWhore
01-13-2011, 01:19 AM
longcock188: damnnn yu look good
pussyplayground: :)
-----> killakilla09: im the only person u talkin to on here
longcock188: i would lick anything on yu
pussyplayground: lol
---->killakilla09: she gonna to ban everybody


I lost count how many times I banned him, but for real? Seriously?

ayvaleigh
01-13-2011, 01:23 AM
2tony2: hi bb
me: hi hru?
2tony2: tired. my dog woke me up.
me: aww i'm sorry. what kind of dog?
2tony2: labrador
me: cool. i have a yorkie.
2tony2: it felt good though
me: ???
2tony2: the dog woke me up by licking me
me: hmm...(making disgusted face - frantically trying to figure out how to ban him) still haven't figured out how to do it on aw though...thankfully he left.

So gross! Poor dog!

BuffyFlame
01-13-2011, 01:33 AM
I GOT THE CHEESE GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He had me rub it on my arm
and throw it on my chest totally clothed.
He stayed a hour!
and i didnt have to get undressed !

Troublegum
01-13-2011, 02:44 AM
I GOT THE CHEESE GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He had me rub it on my arm
and throw it on my chest totally clothed.
He stayed a hour!
and i didnt have to get undressed !

I want the cheese guy! I feel left out! I luurve cheese!:O

gingergina
01-13-2011, 03:13 AM
on which site you have that cheese guy? i want him too! :D

gingergina
01-13-2011, 09:20 AM
- do you have sound?
- can you hear my music?
- yes
- ....
- do you have sound?

judyQ
01-13-2011, 03:12 PM
I GOT THE CHEESE GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He had me rub it on my arm
and throw it on my chest totally clothed.
He stayed a hour!
and i didnt have to get undressed !

Buffy, what kind of cheese? LOL, He wanted slices from me, but I wonder what he would do with a cheese plate and cheese wizzzz LOL ;D

Smurfette
01-13-2011, 03:50 PM
Awwww I want the cheese guy too. He's on SM right? I need to spend more time on that site. Maybe I'll catch him.

Alysa
01-13-2011, 10:19 PM
Does the cheese guy need sound? Lol. He came in and asked if I had cheese slices and I said yes then someone else took me pvt. My sound isn't working. He probably won't came back anyways. Dammit! Lol.

Arialandre
01-13-2011, 10:35 PM
Ok now I want to join SM just so I can play with cheese!

Alysa
01-13-2011, 10:40 PM
He asked if it was the individually wrapped and I said no (it's a block of Velveeta. Lol) his response what "OH what kind is it?" So maybe he's intrigued about what kind of cheese it is and comes back. *fingers crossed* today has been an easy pvt day, would love to add another one to it. Lol.

TinaLayne
01-13-2011, 10:44 PM
Ladies, I think we are going to be adding cheese to our tax deductions this year! ;D

CamWhore
01-14-2011, 03:37 AM
Realone1234559: whats good
Realone1234559: freak
Realone1234559: r u a real freak
Realone1234559: i cant get no love
Realone1234559: i guess u dont like me cause am real so be it
pussyplayground: whats up?
pussyplayground: oh please
Realone1234559: u tell me
pussyplayground: get over yourself
pussyplayground: just saw your message
Realone1234559: i cant look to good
pussyplayground: Whats up?

*he leaves*

Oh your so REAL and a JOKE

BuffyFlame
01-14-2011, 03:56 AM
lol yea slices!
It wasnt bad at all!!
I just had to rub it on myself hehe
I liked it because it was a relaxed setting
And he only asked for 1 slice
and when it fell apart
we just talked

BuffyFlame
01-14-2011, 06:51 AM
I GOT HIM AGAIN!
Right after my post acutally.
Are you sure one of you girls
arnt posing as a man
to endure your
sexy cheese slice
fetish! hehehe

judyQ
01-14-2011, 11:31 AM
Cheese please OR PIGGY MAN??? This is the second long pvt i got with my piggy boy, andyes i got the cam to cam experience... More to the story but here are the basics... anyone else get him?

fatpiggy says: Talk to me as if I'm a baby/stupid pig - but also lovingly, like you want to 'kill me with kindness'. This possible?

Also wants to be fed till he can't walk on a farm and then eat him like a fat pig, as a pig, bacon, .... he wants to get so big he has to be on disability and can't take care of himself. ..... hmmmmmmmmm

So odd.... I didn't save all the converstion but you get the idea eh!

BustyAmeera
01-14-2011, 11:43 AM
Hmmm stupid shit people do on cam....

I think you are stupid and annoying for calling my financial domination line, pretending to be a sub when you are really a dominant guy in disguise, and asking me to fuck my dildo on a financial domination line where I make YOU fuck the dildo! Wtf?

This guy fails every single time. Geezzz

and it's not even a cam line, but he keeps asking me to get on skype! Duh. Call my cam line fool.

***edit*** I totally recant what Isaid. He called back my financial dom line at 4.99 per minute to be ignored for 14 minutes! Why he didn't just call the ignore line? I don't know. Guess he is confused or just wants to try all my lines LOL.

BustyAmeera
01-14-2011, 11:47 AM
2tony2: hi bb
me: hi hru?
2tony2: tired. my dog woke me up.
me: aww i'm sorry. what kind of dog?
2tony2: labrador
me: cool. i have a yorkie.
2tony2: it felt good though
me: ???
2tony2: the dog woke me up by licking me
me: hmm...(making disgusted face - frantically trying to figure out how to ban him) still haven't figured out how to do it on aw though...thankfully he left.

So gross! Poor dog!

hahahahahah he caught u off guard huh?

Alysa
01-14-2011, 04:10 PM
"i love how ur bewbs r about to jump out and give me high 5's"
Um... pretty sure it's call "high 5" because there are 5 fingers so I don't think boobs can do that. Lol.

BustyAmeera
01-14-2011, 10:15 PM
THEODORE655(f) : i love your huge tits
[private] To THEODORE655(f) : thx babe
THEODORE655(f) : is there any chance you could call me right now.512 584 5868
[private] To THEODORE655(f) : no
THEODORE655(f) : why not
[private] To THEODORE655(f) : because I'm working?
[private] To THEODORE655(f) : This is not a dating site
THEODORE655(f) : when can you call me
[private] To THEODORE655(f) : When you pay for a private cam show I can call you in pvt.
THEODORE655(f) has left the chat.

TinaLayne
01-14-2011, 10:35 PM
Member"
hey babe, can you roleplay as either Oprah or Fat Albert?"

Umm...I'm 5'8, 138lbs, pale white girl with bright red hair :O

strippername
01-14-2011, 10:39 PM
^That is amazing! I want him.

miss.adventure
01-14-2011, 10:39 PM
^That's a blast from the past! Fat Albert! I would've said "I'm not quite familair, but I have ReRun down to a science" Haha

TinaLayne
01-14-2011, 10:41 PM
"Hey Hey Hey"...in my best Fat Albert voice :P

MissEgo
01-14-2011, 10:48 PM
(I'm running an offline tip contest this week - highest total from one member this week is 6481. There are prizes for the winner, obviously.)

Regular/Semidouche: I tipped you 25 tokens. Am I winning for this week?
Me: Nope, sorry hun! You've already been outbit for today!
Him: Oh. Ok. I just tipped another 75. Am I winning now?
Me: Not yet!
Him: Really? Someone's bid more? What's the highest today?
Me: It's been a slow day. Highest is 500.
Him: Oh. Well I'm broke now, I can't give you that. (He then tips my friend 500 - as the "studio boss" I can see who tips who).

BuffyFlame
01-15-2011, 04:28 AM
[os] Do Girls really offer Ipads for tips??!!
I see this all the time
lmao
How do they afford these items!

CamWhore
01-15-2011, 07:05 AM
(I'm running an offline tip contest this week - highest total from one member this week is 6481. There are prizes for the winner, obviously.)

Regular/Semidouche: I tipped you 25 tokens. Am I winning for this week?
Me: Nope, sorry hun! You've already been outbit for today!
Him: Oh. Ok. I just tipped another 75. Am I winning now?
Me: Not yet!
Him: Really? Someone's bid more? What's the highest today?
Me: It's been a slow day. Highest is 500.
Him: Oh. Well I'm broke now, I can't give you that. (He then tips my friend 500 - as the "studio boss" I can see who tips who).

He will be broke later. What does he mean broke NOW. Tipping in increments, these guys are insulting sometimes.. ugh!

MissEgo
01-15-2011, 11:07 AM
He went on to insult me about a zillion other times. So I bitched about it on twitter. And all my NICE regulars tipped me a buttload to cheer me up. :D So I guess douchebags have their uses.

Kyleigh1984
01-18-2011, 04:28 AM
"I'm a girl. Can you show me how to shake my ass for my man?" *while in free chat*
Just b/c you say you're a girl doesn't mean I'm gonna give you a free nut. Do they think us girls all have a sisterhood or some shit?

MistyRose
01-18-2011, 09:39 AM
Free chat.

client: Ohh, you're so beautiful. You have the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen.
me: Thank you.
client: I wish I had a wife like you.
me: :)

A minute later.

"client" wants to enter private chat. I accept.

me: Hello, dear. How are you? Is that (nick) your name?
client: Yes. I'm great, thank you. Please undress.
me: of course, dear *slowly start caressing my boobs over the top*
him: don't tease me, i'm so hard!
me: *rolls eyes while my face is out of frame*
me: I'm just trying to make this a sexy experience for you, darling. :)
*continues to undress slowly*

2 mins later I'm naked because I wanted to compromise between not pissing a customer off and still not just tearing the clothes of me in two seconds.

client: wow
me: ty :) *puts one finger in the VICINITY of my pussy*
client: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
client: that was great, ty

:O

Lucky wife that dude will find. :D And just before him I had a private where a really pleasant dude just wanted to be teased for half an hour and I didn't remove a single item of clothing. People are so different.

_Avery_
01-18-2011, 05:10 PM
navyfcboy7:06 pm
hey, wanna watch as crippled navy boy cum lol

averyxo6:06 pm
Not really, but thanks for the offer! :D

Smurfette
01-18-2011, 06:39 PM
Haha, minute men are hilarious.

*rubs boobs*
*takes off shirt slowly*

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BULLSEYE! ty so much babe, i made a mess gtg!!"

What? Really? ::)

Does anyone else get that guy on Streamate who keeps talking like this: "You Are The Most Beautiful Angel That God Has Ever Made, You Are The Sweetest Woman On Earth I Love You So Much You Are The Perfect Woman"

on and on and on (capitalizing every word?)

MistyRose
01-18-2011, 06:54 PM
I know, right? I feel bad for the ladies they actually have sex with, I mean, he must cum before he even puts it in. ::)

As for stupid annoying shit, I can't stand the Western Union offers.

Alysa
01-20-2011, 08:04 AM
"That miniskirt doesn't really go with that bra." Then he leaves.
Really? You're that worried what my outfit looks like?

Or I get all the time "Oh, I love your (candle holders on the wall, sheet on your bed, etc.)"
Um...What about the half naked chick right in your face? Did you not notice that

Oh and the other day I got:
Him: "show your pussy for 2 gold"
Me: "no"
Him" "3"
Me: "I don't show in here"
Him: "I will show you my cock"
Oh well that totally changes my answer. Not so much.

SexiCal
01-20-2011, 11:16 AM
Free Chat:

HarDCard: i am about to bust tell me what is ur bra size bb???
Me: A-Z. Pick a letter.
HarDCard: smart azz

[Leaves]

CamWhore
01-21-2011, 10:24 PM
Funny... :



xxxxx: u really 25?
xxxxx: u look younger?
PussyPlayground: no , I am REALLY 25
xxxxx: nice
PussyPlayground: ﷯
xxxxx: nina - i am mainly a "phone" addict as my Nick implies....
PussyPlayground: its annoying really..
PussyPlayground: haha
xxxxx: do u like roleplay games here?
xxxxx: can i talk to your mom so i know it's ok? ﷯
xxxx leaves the room


:magnify: Seriously I look only 18. Thats a gift and a curse.

prettygreeneyes
01-21-2011, 11:31 PM
This guy today was totally convinced that I was a video feed and not a live girl. I have no idea why because I talk and don't type, and he was responding to things I said so he could obviously hear me speaking to him. What a fucking idiot, seriously. Is it really that common to see a video feed on a cam site? I don't think i've ever seen one.

Alysa
01-22-2011, 04:53 PM
I hear the age thing all the time. I'm 29 and look like I'm 21. I've heard as young as 17.

And the video feed thing. They think I'm an idiot or something. "Flash your tits so I know you're live"
Ok let me hurry and show you my tits for free so I can prove to you that I'm not a video. Don't think so buddy.

prettygreeneyes
01-22-2011, 05:22 PM
And the video feed thing. They think I'm an idiot or something. "Flash your tits so I know you're live"
Ok let me hurry and show you my tits for free so I can prove to you that I'm not a video. Don't think so buddy.

Yeah this guy wasn't even asking me to flash body parts, he just kept saying how I was a video. I don't know if he actually thought that or if he was trying to get me to "prove it" in some way. So stupid.

gingergina
01-23-2011, 02:13 AM
i used to get those video feeds guys all the time on ifriends.