View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Vlodina
09-23-2012, 09:38 AM
shagger88: hullo sexy
shagger88: where can i get to fuk u bb
shagger88: im scottish
shagger88: im mark scream for me
All in the space of 1 min and then he was gone. Yeah, I'm just going to randomly start screaming!
MissSeraphim
09-23-2012, 11:16 AM
shagger88: Hullo sexy
shagger88: Where can i get to fuk u bb
shagger88: Im scottish
shagger88: Im mark scream for me
all in the space of 1 min and then he was gone. Yeah, i'm just going to randomly start screaming!
oh mark! Omg! I can't believe what a loser you are oh! Mark!
MissAdriana
09-23-2012, 01:54 PM
A few nights ago I had a guy who was very focused on how young I looked...when I started doing a little dancing he notices my tattoos and tells me "you have something on your back - go wash it off"
*kick*
1 min later...
"are you going to put your hair in ponytails for me?"
"why are you ignoring me"
- you're rude
"no i'm not"
- look why don't you save me a ban and just leave
"ban me if you want but you're just another newb. there is plenty of young ass out there to watch"
- why don't you go watch them then?
*leaves*
1 min later... comes back
BAN
Your Evil Twin
09-23-2012, 02:13 PM
Oh yeah, when I'm in private for approximately 40 seconds, have just barely taken off my bra and the guy goes, "thnx bb, i just came everywhere bye xx"
:O
At least he said thanks. Seriously... what is with the forty second cam sessions? They think if they can cum in less than a minute their session will be free?
IsobelWren
09-23-2012, 03:22 PM
I just got a fan email from someone who freely admits that "she" has been creeping all the free pages of me. She says that she'd really love to see this one particular video of me but, "It's unavailable [for free]". Then she asks a whooooole bunch of personal questions. It makes me really uncomfortable and I fucking hate it when people do this. It's like, it's not enough that I did this graphic sex act on camera that you can watch and enjoy, you have to get all in my head about it too? You need even my thoughts and feelings? Can I not have ANYTHING to keep to myself?!
You want to enhance your enjoyment of the scene, by taking even more from me than I've already given you (which is a lot). Plus you have the audacity to ask me to tell you all this for free. What the fuck do I get out of this? My responsibility ended when I stepped off the set. You're asking me to give more, without offering me anything in return.
It just makes me feel like I'm a tissue, a tool for them to masturbate with. Excuse me, I know you have your own issues about the porn that you're watching but I'm a person, okay? I have thoughts and feelings, and I think that I'm sharing enough with you by showing you my fucking vulva, okay? Did you ever think that what I've given you already is perhaps the limit of what I'm willing to give? Please respect my goddamned boundaries.
JoJoX
09-23-2012, 04:36 PM
got this in my mfc inbox today:
"I have the biggest crush on you...let's hang..xoxo..97*-***-****"
on top of that, he is someone i never even interacted it with online aka no tip.
CurvySweet
09-24-2012, 10:38 AM
Him: ur getting my 12" cock hard bb
Me: mmmmmmmmmmm would suck u 2 heaven
Him: not ever cum from bj
Me: ive never had any complaints
Him: show me how you can make me cum with a bj
Me: (So there is me sucking like pro on my dildo)
Him: seen better not enough to make me cum
He has a 12" cock like i have a 24" waist! My thigh is 24" for fuck sake! Why lie?
CourtneyRaine
09-24-2012, 11:06 AM
He has a 12" cock like i have a 24" waist! My thigh is 24" for fuck sake! Why lie?
Girl, it's time for you to switch sites! Where I cam every single guy in free chat has at LEAST a 12" dick, but usually they're more like 14" long and 6" thick :P
HazelKitty
09-24-2012, 06:26 PM
I got two good ones one MFC yesterday - the first was a premie in public, he comes in and says "ass bb". I ignore him of course, and he goes on to say "ass bb before I slap the shit out of you!" Like really?!? Haha okay, you can slap me through this spot in the screen right here. Honestly...
The other was a MFC mail that read "Hey what's up you metalmouth (I have braces) worthless piece of shit cunt?" (I deleted it, but geez, that stings a little!)
When I was on Streamate, I once had a member named Anonymous1234 (original, right?) come in and ask repeatedly why I degrade myself for money. I told him that I actually enjoy it, and he counters with "Well why can't you get off your lazy ass and get a real one like me?" ...to which I said "ONE, I have TWO jobs and this is my third, and and TWO, why don't you get off this site and get a REAL significant other like what I have? :D" And then the banhammer! hehe
BlondebombGA
09-24-2012, 10:19 PM
Dude named 'G.a.i.n.e.r.' (Minus the ... of course) has been sniffing around a while and is starting to become more of a custy now. Not necessarily stupid s%$t I've heard as he is super complimentary, but he is starting to give me a complex purely because of the attention I'm getting in relation to his name. 'G.a.i.n.e.r.' ???? I don't even want to know if his name relates to weight. Lol. I was already feeling chunky because of my cycle this week, so yeah...
MissAdriana
09-25-2012, 10:41 AM
Hazel I got that anon guy too! Said like the exact same thing to me except I just banned him didn't even bother to respond lol
drearea
09-25-2012, 11:29 AM
shagger88: hullo sexy
shagger88: where can i get to fuk u bb
shagger88: im scottish
shagger88: im mark scream for me
All in the space of 1 min and then he was gone. Yeah, I'm just going to randomly start screaming!
Oh I wish I had got this! I would have started screaming bloody murder!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
HazelKitty
09-25-2012, 03:14 PM
I should have just banned, but it was too fun to toy with him/her first. ;)
CourtneyRaine
09-25-2012, 11:29 PM
I noticed a new person on my friends list on MGF. When I went to read his profile this is what I saw: "i am single 20 year old man and i am look for a 20 year old girl and has a nice boob and body and butt and nice legs and i am also look for a girl who live in houston texas"
This is NOT match.com, buster. When will these guys learn?
Classy_Katy
09-25-2012, 11:59 PM
Why do young guys always come in and say "do you like younger guys?"?
Seriously...as long as you're 18+ I don't give a damn how old you are, do you want a show or don't you?
PrincessLuna
09-26-2012, 12:03 AM
Why do young guys always come in and say "do you like younger guys?"?
Seriously...as long as you're 18+ I don't give a damn how old you are, do you want a show or don't you?
My age is listed as 19, so I always say "If I liked them younger I'd be jail *wink*." And sometimes I get: "So, does that mean 47 is too old?" I...just...whatever man, it's cool.
CourtneyRaine
09-26-2012, 02:39 AM
While camming with a foreign guy he requested, and I quote, "bb,can u caterwaul for me?"
Hahahahahaha Google translate for the win!!!! :P
fetishbootslut
09-26-2012, 07:38 AM
Why do young guys always come in and say "do you like younger guys?"?
Seriously...as long as you're 18+ I don't give a damn how old you are, do you want a show or don't you?
I get this numerous times on a daily basis too. I just say I am a slut I like cock full stop!.
I also get do you have any toys?. Urm yes that's why you can see a few of them too!!
MommieLongLegs
09-26-2012, 10:50 AM
Where u from? (For the millionth time) then-> You can't even tell me your state? (...)->*leaves*(It's called privacy asshole. Respect it.)
You like small/big/black/white dick? (O, so you want me to turn you on while you stroke your oiled dick in my Free Chat. I see.)
Have you ever fucked a white guy before? (Again, stop trying to dirty talk me in Free)
Are you single? (It wouldn't increase your chances any so it doesn't matter)
You should meet me. I won't tell/ no one will know. (If I ever see you in public, I'll stab you in the nuts.)
5 gold just to stand? (O, my mistake. Let's make it 10 gold just for you ;))
bb (I wanna know who thought of this abbreviation. It's like you're calling me BeeBee. Stop it. Now. I'm serious.)
Ok, off to get ready for another day at the office lol.
CourtneyRaine
09-26-2012, 11:04 AM
I haven't offered skype shows in about a year and never even log in anymore. Now I remember why. This guy that I don't even remember started this chat with me as soon as I logged in at 9am this morning:
[9:01:51 AM] him: no way
[9:01:53 AM] him: ..
[9:02:02 AM] him: is this rele (MY CAM NAME)
[9:02:24 AM] Me: what are you "no way"ing about?
[9:02:29 AM] Me: #confused
[9:02:38 AM] him: lol is this rele u
[9:02:43 AM] him: (my cam name) from cammodels.com
[9:03:11 AM] Me: well i am not longer camming on there, but yes, it's me
[9:03:44 AM] him: yea havent seeen you in awhile
[9:03:48 AM] him: damn do you know how sexy you are
[9:03:51 AM] him: ?
[9:04:23 AM] Me: that's what they tell me
[9:04:44 AM] Me: well if you ever want to cam you can find me on naked.com or chaturbate.com. my sn is (my cam name) on both sites
[9:04:48 AM] him: no for real you are sexy as fuck
[9:04:51 AM] him: i have always wante du to c me
[9:05:02 AM] him: im 6ft mixed black and italian bodybuild and hung 9 inches
[9:05:14 AM] him: i have shot so many loads al over my room because of u
[9:05:36 AM] Me: well, there is a cam to cam feature on naked.com, i should be camming on there in a couple of hours so maybe you will stop by
[9:06:11 AM] him: yea hell yea if i can afford it but school is sooo expensive
[9:06:23 AM] him: is there e way you could keep ur camera off and just view me
[9:06:49 AM] Me: no, i don't think they give you the option on that site.
[9:06:57 AM] him: i mean on here
[9:07:16 AM] Me: no, i'm sorry but i cam for a living, therefore i do not give free shows. not even just watching.
[9:07:54 AM] him: damn u are sexy as fuck tho
[9:08:04 AM] him: okay what if it was for 30 secons im not trying to piss u off but literally ic an not afford it
[9:08:12 AM] him: school is being paid for out of pcket
[9:08:22 AM] him: like i may drop out after this semsemster and go in the miltary to pay for it
[9:08:39 AM] him: all im asking for is a 30 secondchanc eto know what u think
[9:08:47 AM] Me: if you cannot respect my boundaries (which i have tried to state very politely) then i am really not interested.
[9:09:04 AM] him: your right i apologize
[9:09:10 AM] him: let me knw if u everchange your mnd
[9:09:49 AM] Me: ok, sure, i'll let you know if i ever stop camming for a living and start doing it recreationally with men i don't know, but i am telling you that is probably not going to happen any time soom.
[9:09:58 AM] him: lmao
[9:10:01 AM] him: smhhh
[9:10:07 AM] him: tht was funny as fuck but also sucked to hear
[9:10:18 AM] him: and im not just anyone im a big fan! lol and i rele am 6ft and bodybuild and hung 9 inches
[9:10:27 AM] him: and u owe me for ruining my ralph lauren polos! lol
[9:11:05 AM] him: lol
[9:11:31 AM] Me: okay well having fans is nice but i don't think i can continue this conversation if you insist on trying to take advantage of me. i work hard for my money and to ask for something for free out of me is pretty disrespectful. so i am going to end this conversation now. you know where to find me.
[9:12:02 AM] him: i didnt mean any disrespect jsut got rele excited i apologize
[9:12:02 AM] him: take care
[9:12:09 AM] Me: bye
I try to be nice to these guys, I really do, but I am so tired of them not understanding that I don't give free shows and then still trying to coerce me into it after I am done explaining. It is incredibly tacky, disrespectful, and a huge turn-OFF. What, did he think I was just going to be like yeah, I love broke asshats who beg for attention and compliments, I'll turn my cam on right now bb?!?!?! Come on, now.
justanothercamgirl
09-26-2012, 11:39 AM
Happy 100 pages to you! STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
I love this thread, bbs! I always brighten up when I see that someone has added something new and it always makes my day. Thanks to everyone who has contributed to it. :party2: :party2: :party2:
CurvySweet
09-26-2012, 12:45 PM
[9:10:07 AM] him: tht was funny as fuck but also sucked to hear
[9:10:18 AM] him: and im not just anyone im a big fan! lol and i rele am 6ft and bodybuild and hung 9 inches
[9:10:27 AM] him: and u owe me for ruining my ralph lauren polos! lol
[9:11:05 AM] him: lol
Made me laugh my ass off like fuck. Owning him! What a cheek, how he got the nerve to turn the tables on you. Babe I gotta say you handled that very well. Much better than I ever have. I admit I can be hot headed with these free loaders, just adds fuel to their greedyness doesn't it. Taking the piss and me rising to it.
loveshooks
09-27-2012, 11:33 AM
got this message yesterday around 10am on a very busy morning when I'm in a show and have a shit ton of work to do
loser: hi, how are you doing?
(name seems vaguely familiar so when I get off cam I check my yahoo history, see that he's a paypal idiot)
moi: great, I still don't accept paypal hun, peace (deny add request from paypal idiot)
loser: aww:( well anytime you want to have a non-sexual chat just message me
moi:.....
loser: you must get bored talking to creeps all day
loser: I can tell that you're a smart girl, I'd love to challenge your mind a bit if you're game
loser: I guess you're not up to the challenge. pity
(I have his yahoo chat box minimized at this point so his annoying messages don't keep popping up on my screen)
loser: still scared? :)
loser: ?
loser: ??
Now bear in mind, these messages to me appeared over the span of half an hour. When I finally pulled up his chat box to close it, I actually laughed out loud.
The arrogance of these losers who think that we have nothing better to do than sit around and talk to people for free is hilarious. As was his utter absence of insight. Dude, you ARE that creep, not our saviour from him.
And yes, my choice to ignore him was totally based on the fact that I was intimidated by his obviously rapier-sharp intellect. It had nothing whatsoever to do with the fact that he was using pathetic neg PUA tactics to try to get free attention from a cam chica::)
Timor
09-27-2012, 11:39 AM
I haven't had many of these lately except for last night....there was a complete influx of basics and guests demanding I show them stuff or they would leave.
O.0 dafuq? Come back when you have bold font, mouth-breather.
MommieLongLegs
09-27-2012, 12:45 PM
Free Chat:
congratulations..you have been chosen as one out of many prospects..in a few minutes i will actually let you see me jerk off and cum all over myself. congratulations. all you have to do is just to talk dirty to me while i jerk off.
........
bpink
09-27-2012, 01:06 PM
HAHAHAHAH lmao ^^ if guys only knew how we really felt about them..i think there might be less of their stupidness put on display!! Yaaaa prolly not!! lol
housewench
09-27-2012, 01:52 PM
This is exactly me
http://xkcd.com/1027/
TheBrownFox
09-27-2012, 09:07 PM
I don't even know if this is really a woman, or just some guy starved for attention, but this is the second time that MissBigTitsDD has come into my ImLive free text chat saying "Guess what my idiot bf bought me for my birthday?" She's gonna say that he bought her a toy or something like that...lol. I told her I know...she told me that last time. And she said "Yeah, I know...I was wondering if you remember."
Um...wtf?
I smiled and said "You can join me in private if you'd like to discuss it more," and she (or he???) left...lol. I knew that'd do the trick.
And the thing about it is how she's come into my room twice already using the same line "Guess what my idiot bf bought me for my birthday." Hmmm.....
JGB2009
09-28-2012, 03:30 AM
Probably some weird man trying to pretend being a woman....
I don't even know if this is really a woman, or just some guy starved for attention, but this is the second time that MissBigTitsDD has come into my ImLive free text chat saying "Guess what my idiot bf bought me for my birthday?" She's gonna say that he bought her a toy or something like that...lol. I told her I know...she told me that last time. And she said "Yeah, I know...I was wondering if you remember."
Um...wtf?
I smiled and said "You can join me in private if you'd like to discuss it more," and she (or he???) left...lol. I knew that'd do the trick.
And the thing about it is how she's come into my room twice already using the same line "Guess what my idiot bf bought me for my birthday." Hmmm.....
so last night some asshole took me exclusive SM and says GET NAKED! You ever been raped? None of your business buddy! Tell me about rape! I said fuck you and he left. Got 3 minutes out of him though.
justanothercamgirl
09-28-2012, 06:41 AM
asshat: Stick that big black cock in your ass
me: I don't do anal
asshat: Yes, do it!
me: Um, no.
--asshat has tipped your 10 gold--
asshat: Now do it, DO IT NOW!
asshat: NOW! NOW! NOW!
me: No means no. Giving me more money does not mean that you get to make choices for me. You really ought to respect a women's boundaries when she tells them to you.
*ban*
----
The thing that REALLY makes me lolz is that he was already paying $9.99 a minute. So somehow he thinks that if he tips me an amazingly generous amount that is equivalent to 1 minute worth of my time that I am going to jump up all eager beaver and obey him?
Bitch, please.
funismymiddlename
09-28-2012, 10:06 AM
bb I sent you a picture of my cock. Did you look at the picture. It's like no fuck off I don't look at cock for free. They do it with their phone numbers too or one guy sent a recycled poem it's like fuck off only send me emails on sm if you are saying thanks for a show, asking when I'll be back online, or sending offline gold.
CourtneyRaine
09-28-2012, 10:24 AM
Hahahah I love when guys send me poems! Lol of course these guys have never, ever bought shows before, and one has been watching me for over a year. Now I'm kind of sad I deleted them, they'd be so much fun to share.
MissAdriana
09-28-2012, 04:26 PM
I had a guy ask me rape questions before too. Then he jumps into private right away and asks to do a rape roleplay. Who is offering this as a type of roleplay? Doesn't seem normal to me
BlasianBytch
09-28-2012, 04:43 PM
I had some guys in public acuse me of lying about my bra size... so I got a bra and showed them the tag, they then accused me of STEALING THE BRA -___-
funismymiddlename
09-28-2012, 05:08 PM
I had some guys in public acuse me of lying about my bra size... so I got a bra and showed them the tag, they then accused me of STEALING THE BRA -___-
lol they get stupider and stupider. Someone told me I have small boobs. Last time I checked a 34 C on a small/medium frame is not small. Someone else told me stop sucking in ur stomach. wtf I have a prominent rib cage and a small waist. The stupidity just amazes me good for laughs though.
IsobelWren
09-28-2012, 05:54 PM
I had a guy ask me rape questions before too. Then he jumps into private right away and asks to do a rape roleplay. Who is offering this as a type of roleplay? Doesn't seem normal to me
*shrug* It's a legit fantasy. Though it's more common for women to have rape fantasies than men. Can you imagine how hard it must be for guys to admit to having a rape fetish? I mean, being a rapist is one of the worst things a guy can be. I dated a guy who had serious power and control fantasies like rape and kidnap bondage. He sobbed his brains out when he told me about it. He'd worried for years that this made him a terrible, awful person. He didn't want to *actually* rape anyone, he just had a rape fantasy. He wanted a consenting woman to roleplay that it was non-consensual.
As Dan Savage says, fantasies and roleplay are, "cops and robbers for grownups with your pants off". The most common types of fantasies involve voluntarily giving over or taking over control. In our real lives we have to be in an appropriate amount of control, so it's understandable that someone would want just let go and give it all away or take it all over in the bedroom. As long as it's consensual, I see no problem with it.
I do think, though, that the guys on cam who give no indication that this is what they want until they're in pvt are a combination of A) getting off on the shock and distain they get from women who they spring this on B) deliberately being cruel/rape-ish, springing this on girls, knowing it's a hot button issue C) fantasizing that all girls secretly have a rape fantasy D) being totally thoughtless and treating us like sex toys instead of real people (as so many of our clients do), not even thinking that we might have issues about rape play being sprung on us.
MommieLongLegs
09-28-2012, 07:44 PM
guy: you like play anal?
Me: (it's in my room topic lol) No, no anal. *smile politely*
guy: ???
guy: ????
no anal????
Me: That's what I said, isn't it? *still trying to be polite*
guy: but its good for you????!!!
Me:...
guy: and just for me you want play anal??
guys: onnpvt of cours
Me: I don't give special treatment.
guy: ok you want play anal for me on pvt or not??
Me: You must have a low IQ
guy leaves
I feel kinda bad for cracking on his IQ, but he was getting annoying lol.
justanothercamgirl
09-28-2012, 09:35 PM
I had some guys in public acuse me of lying about my bra size... so I got a bra and showed them the tag, they then accused me of STEALING THE BRA -___-
When I mentioned that my breasts were as big as my head, one guy actually replied..."So what? You just probably have a small head!"
-_-
Ok Einstein, just take a moment to really think about the obvious logical flaw in your own statement. Take your time little boy, you'll eventually get it.
KimKlass
09-30-2012, 05:47 AM
From tonight, which was otherwise excellent. These are excerpts from 3 people:
Idiot 1: "Have you ever thought about smearing a pineapple with diarrhea and throwing it at a passing car?" (Me: "Can't say that this has crossed my mind, no lol.")
Idiot 2: "You fucking slut, you BETTER NOT show your ass after I leave or else I'm gonna find you and rape you anally with no lube, and you will like it." (I just LOL'd at him and he got even more pissed. This, after I said please tip for requests.)
Idiot 3: "You dirty fucking Hindu." (Me: (laughing) "Hmm, I'm Catholic, but nice guess hun.")
"Nigger. Jew. Taco." (Yes, taco.)
I just laughed at that guy too, and he got more pissed LOL. I think trolls are fun and I love pissing them off by laughing at them and telling them they suck at trolling, or thanking them for their free entertainment. Pisses them off.every.time. I will say this though- I get a shockingly low amount of trolls on MFC, but last night I had 3 nutty ones lol.
CurvySweet
09-30-2012, 08:12 AM
it: can i call u
me: yea sure
it: see u in prvt
me: ok
In private now
it: number bb
me: ive got audio can hear me?
it: not well
it: u said i can call on your mobile
it: number now bb
me: Cheap s.o.b read my profile i dont give my number out!
CourtneyRaine
09-30-2012, 08:41 AM
It's okay if you're really a taco, Kim. Really, bb, we won't judge you. This is a safe place :P
Last night after taking an hour long break I logged back into free chat and set my room topic that I would give flashes for tips. This guy comes in demanding that I show him my tits and I'm like sure hun, just as soon as you tip me $5 like it says in the room topic I will be happy to show you. Then he starts screaming at me, "Stupid bitch! Whore! You just got tipped! You're such a liar! You just got tipped! Fake! Let's report her so she gets fired! Show me your tits now!" I just started laughing and sweetly told him I had no idea what the hell he's talking about, no one had tipped me since I'd logged back in so why would I get naked for free? He then went on this insulting tirade about how webcam models are all greedy thieves, how I took his # and now refuse to show him anything so I deserve to be fired. We're "all the same." I just laughed and replied as politely as I could that he's a bit delusional and I'm still not getting naked for free, which of course made him even more furious, but I think the way I handled it got me some respect from the members on there (I got a VERY nice private afterwards). Plus, it was kind of amusing to watch him throw a tantrum.
So I think what might have happened is he bought credits but then didn't realize he actually had to tip them to individual models in order to have sexy time. I wonder if the guy was actually that stupid, or if he was just genuinely about to have an aneurysm over nothing.
KimKlass
09-30-2012, 11:38 AM
It's okay if you're really a taco, Kim. Really, bb, we won't judge you. This is a safe place :P
Well, at least I know that if I ever suddenly metamorph into a taco, I have you guys' full support! That makes me feel sooo much better. I have often wondered what would become of me if my fears of becoming a taco were ever realized!
CurvySweet
10-01-2012, 04:41 AM
It's okay if you're really a taco, Kim. Really, bb, we won't judge you. This is a safe place :P
Last night after taking an hour long break I logged back into free chat and set my room topic that I would give flashes for tips. This guy comes in demanding that I show him my tits and I'm like sure hun, just as soon as you tip me $5 like it says in the room topic I will be happy to show you. Then he starts screaming at me, "Stupid bitch! Whore! You just got tipped! You're such a liar! You just got tipped! Fake! Let's report her so she gets fired! Show me your tits now!" I just started laughing and sweetly told him I had no idea what the hell he's talking about, no one had tipped me since I'd logged back in so why would I get naked for free? He then went on this insulting tirade about how webcam models are all greedy thieves, how I took his # and now refuse to show him anything so I deserve to be fired. We're "all the same." I just laughed and replied as politely as I could that he's a bit delusional and I'm still not getting naked for free, which of course made him even more furious, but I think the way I handled it got me some respect from the members on there (I got a VERY nice private afterwards). Plus, it was kind of amusing to watch him throw a tantrum.
So I think what might have happened is he bought credits but then didn't realize he actually had to tip them to individual models in order to have sexy time. I wonder if the guy was actually that stupid, or if he was just genuinely about to have an aneurysm over nothing.
Some guys are just dumb as the day their were born. LMAO!
SabrinaGrrl
10-01-2012, 05:16 AM
I just don't understand the dudes who waste their money taking me to private to demand I do something I JUST told them I wouldn't do. Fucking dumbasses. I don't do anal, nor any of the scat stuff, body fluids, etc. It's clearly stated in my profile and I tell the dudes in free chat I don't do any of that. Yet, every single time I log on, some guy takes me to private. "Anal now bb". I say "sorry, I don't do that." And then he either leaves all mad or spends more of his money trying to convince me I do that. Haha, well it's his dime so whatever.
And one wonderful specimen asked me tonight to describe what I wanted to do with him, all the dirty talk, right there in free chat. I said "mmm baby, I will describe everything you want in private". He goes "what? I'm broke, of course I can't go to private. Why don't you want me to enjoy you here?". I just roll my eyes, he sounded so dumbfounded I wasn't just panting to get his rocks off for free! He spend like twenty minutes with me ignoring him, and then he ended up taking me to private anyway lol.
naomisandra
10-01-2012, 05:29 AM
babe you are right 100% it is CAMMING that makes most men retarded species....
TheBrownFox
10-01-2012, 09:42 AM
A guy on ImLive who says he's a school teacher:
"Damn...I wish you had a kid in my school...then I could get to meet you."
*rolls eyes*
No, if my kid went to that school, that would be BAD. School teachers know every parent on a first and last name basis. Knowing my real name, and then knowing me from a cam site would NOT be a good thing.....not to mention the fact that I'd always wonder what the guy was saying about me to my son at school.
Ain't it funny how one stranger's comment makes me really think about things in great detail? Lol.
MommieLongLegs
10-01-2012, 06:49 PM
him: can u stand up
me: Read room topic please *points to it* (it lists my prices for free chat requests)
him: how tall r u (I love how they ask a follow up question after I request $)
me: 5'7
him: well u gotta do something to make me wanna go pvt
by ur sitting there drinking (I took a swig of h20 lol)
i need see ur worth spendin money honestly
i don't mean to burst ur bubble
me: On that note, I don't want your $. Goodbye now ;) *block*
O yeah, let me get up right away and PROVE I'm worthy aka BEG you to spend money on me just so you can either say "mmm nice bb" and leave or decide I'm a 3, not a 5 and leave. No thanks.
Another one
Guy: get naked and I tip you 36 gold
me: gee wiz! What an awesome offer! I'll get to it right away! ;) (NOT!)
Guy: it's 36 gold after
me: Here we go again. It's one of THOSE guys.
*he walks away probably confused as to why his brilliant plan didn't work*
lolabunny
10-01-2012, 07:39 PM
..anytime someone comes in my room and asks: "do u twerk bb???" 31832
TheBrownFox
10-02-2012, 05:19 AM
I absolutely cannot stand men on MFC coming into my room, NOT giving me a proper hello, AND telling me not to do such and such.
I was naked (my naked goal was completed) and told my room "I'm gonna show you guys my Halloween costume real quick." Then this douche, who hadn't said a word prior to that, blurted out (as I was putting on my JEM costume) "Please not that pink wig...you are better than that." *rolls eyes* I'm "better than that???" What the fuck does that mean???
This dude had a stick up his ass just because I spent a few minutes showing the guys in my room a Halloween costume. I told him I don't take too kindly to random people telling me what to do (I was just having fun), and he told me to chill. I banned him...I have zero tolerance for bossy men in FREE CHAT who don't know how to talk to a lady.....