View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
JoJoX
10-02-2012, 05:40 AM
..anytime someone comes in my room and asks: "do u twerk bb???" 31832
OMFG, i hate that shit too! also "pop that ass girl" "make it clap" or anything fucking ghetto. just because im black, you assume that im some hood rat? my ass is too round and firm for that shit anyway- all muscle bb!
Vlodina
10-02-2012, 06:00 AM
What is 'twerking'? :-0
JoJoX
10-02-2012, 06:06 AM
What is 'twerking'? :-0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjY47IYfUlQ
justanothercamgirl
10-02-2012, 06:40 AM
I just don't understand the dudes who waste their money taking me to private to demand I do something I JUST told them I wouldn't do. Fucking dumbasses. I don't do anal, nor any of the scat stuff, body fluids, etc. It's clearly stated in my profile and I tell the dudes in free chat I don't do any of that. Yet, every single time I log on, some guy takes me to private. "Anal now bb". I say "sorry, I don't do that." And then he either leaves all mad or spends more of his money trying to convince me I do that. Haha, well it's his dime so whatever.
And one wonderful specimen asked me tonight to describe what I wanted to do with him, all the dirty talk, right there in free chat. I said "mmm baby, I will describe everything you want in private". He goes "what? I'm broke, of course I can't go to private. Why don't you want me to enjoy you here?". I just roll my eyes, he sounded so dumbfounded I wasn't just panting to get his rocks off for free! He spend like twenty minutes with me ignoring him, and then he ended up taking me to private anyway lol.
The other day when I was in a voyeur gold show I had a guy who was dumbfounded that I could actually NOT be masturbating. He asked me, "You must be so horny, how are you not touching yourself!?!"
Since their perception as a man is that they are so horny and would jack off for free for anyone that asked they just can't wrap their mind around the fact that our perception of the world would be any different.
MommieLongLegs
10-02-2012, 08:47 AM
OMFG, i hate that shit too! also "pop that ass girl" "make it clap" or anything fucking ghetto. just because im black, you assume that im some hood rat? my ass is too round and firm for that shit anyway- all muscle bb!
Or my fave: bounce dat azz
Immediate turn off
Classy_Katy
10-02-2012, 01:43 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjY47IYfUlQ
Ohh...I thought that was just one of the illiterate morons asking for a twirl!
Glasses
10-02-2012, 02:14 PM
He popped in free chat said or asked nothing, came right in to private, no hello, no foreplay no nothing:
-You have more toys?
-I only brought two with me, cause those are the only water-resistant ones.
-Then put both dildos in!
-Hell no I'm not putting 2 toys into my vayjay.
-Then shove up anything you can find! Now! Shove up everyhing! You have soap bottles too!
-Dude WTF?
-Put in everything!
*Ban*
LaurenAus
10-02-2012, 02:48 PM
guy: look im sorry i cant afford ur pvt rate. im using my dads card (it's 1.50 on this particular site)
guy: :)
me: haha
guy: but enjoy ur day/evening
Jesus does anyone on this site have $$ ?!
not to mention when i show every guy who asks for anal the toy i use (o sorry its not a 10 incher) they peace out immediately
Shiney
10-04-2012, 04:17 AM
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MommieLongLegs
10-04-2012, 01:22 PM
Asshole: do u like cam to cam??
Me: Yep I do cam 2 cam
Asshole: what u wanna see??
Me: That's up to you
Asshole: what part of me
Me: Go private or stop wasting my time. I'm not talking like that here.
Asshole: i'm not wasting time i wanna see if we both want the same thing
Me:...
Then he goes private for 45 seconds. Completely naked jacking off. Asked if I could see him and left. Yeah, time well spent.
Glasses
10-04-2012, 04:32 PM
Guy comes in, most likely he wants to insult me with some random shit I act dumb, and suddenly he changes to caps:
-WHAT IF I TELL YOU...
YOU SUCK????
-Yeah, I like bjs but I only suck in private.
-YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK
-I know, I said I suck, I have great toys for sucking.
-ARRRRGGGGHHH YOU - SUCK!!!
-Blowjob yea!
He left instead.
Sasha Blackwolf
10-04-2012, 04:36 PM
I get all the same questions. It is called Trolling. Just ignore them block them and best of all. Just keep doing what your doing cuz you are great! I make more money now that i do barely any penetration. :) Keep up the good work and raise your prices if you can.
Sasha Blackwolf
10-04-2012, 04:45 PM
Omg lol..this just happened to me ...this guy is sending me gold and DEMANDING i take off my top in public chat. I am like dude read my profile i dont take off my top in public chat. IDDIOT.
MissAdriana
10-04-2012, 05:28 PM
You all have such great comebacks! I always end up banning like crazy because I can't really think of anything to say. Or saying "maybe I should just start banning people" then they all leave and I don't need to make the effort :D I can't even kick trolls anymore because they'll come back and say the same thing!
Tonight some troll was like "you have horrible eyes HORRIBLE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE.." I realize many of them just want attention, but I'm starting to think maybe there are some people who are into girls telling them off
neliana
10-04-2012, 06:00 PM
Dont worry about it, I almost never make comebacks..I just ban or ignore. If a guy wants me to be mean or tell him off then he will pay for it. I seriously think a lot of the trolls are just subs that get off on girls being mean to them. Trolls shouldn't get any attention if they arent paying!
justanothercamgirl
10-04-2012, 06:09 PM
Guy comes in, most likely he wants to insult me with some random shit I act dumb, and suddenly he changes to caps:
-WHAT IF I TELL YOU...
YOU SUCK????
-Yeah, I like bjs but I only suck in private.
-YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK
-I know, I said I suck, I have great toys for sucking.
-ARRRRGGGGHHH YOU - SUCK!!!
-Blowjob yea!
He left instead.
Ha ha! This is fantastic! I wish I could of seen the look on the guys face when you were trolling him back. :)
TheBrownFox
10-04-2012, 09:52 PM
@Fridays:
That guy in your room who's like "Want so bad...wantttttttttt. So hot. Hotttttttttt." Does that shit ever get on your nerves? LOL. I wouldn't be able to deal it for very long without blurting out "Dude, can you PLEASE stop saying that same shit over and over? Get some new lines!" LMAO.
Glasses
10-05-2012, 10:21 AM
I don't make come backs everytime either, rather when it's slow and I'm bored or something. Most of the time I just silently ban.
Edit: + when I started I didn't really know what to say, I weren't so used to and fed up with all the idiots. Now they just say a few words and I already know this is going to be one of THOSE idiots and sometimes I just HAVE TO say something.
P.S. Now I'm thinking of banning just when I see: HOLA AMOR!!!! Nothing productive came out of anything opened by that sentence. EVER.
Glasses
10-09-2012, 01:03 PM
I'm in private, guy comes in free chat sits there for a while, then he sends a tip and continues sitting there. I finish the show, return to free chat, greet him, and say thanks for the tip. He says nothing, just sits there. After like 2-3 minutes: "Where is the show??" Ummm, the show is in private or exclusive bb... And he leaves. Huh?
SabrinaGrrl
10-09-2012, 09:27 PM
I was actually really irritated tonight because it was slow, and this guy came in acting like he wanted a private, and then never ended up going, he just started calling me a whore, saying my parents are ashamed of me (lol!) and telling me I'm fat. Fucking dumbass.
loveshooks
10-09-2012, 10:05 PM
I got this punctuation-challenged dude last night...
[10/8/2012 8:44:00 PM] loser: Hi (me)! I’d like to add you on Skype. (loser)
[10/9/2012 12:45:57 AM] Jesse Quinn: Jesse Quinn has shared contact details with loser.
[10/9/2012 12:46:33 AM] loser: hixx
[10/9/2012 12:47:00 AM] Jesse Quinn: hey, how's it going?
[10/9/2012 12:47:20 AM] loser: ok thanks and you
[10/9/2012 12:47:53 AM] Jesse Quinn: great thanks
[10/9/2012 12:49:41 AM] loser: would you be up cam fun thats if you dont mind and dont charge money jast looking for bit fun hard on ear to find most people jast wana charge you for fun xx
[10/9/2012 12:50:16 AM] Jesse Quinn: sorry, I'm a cam girl hun, have a great night
[10/9/2012 12:51:51 AM] loser: ok sos thanks bye not desprate for fun do have self respect for myself and others
*I remove him from my contacts*
[10/9/2012 12:52:41 AM] loser: dog
the next time I got to my fav coffee shop I'm going to ask for free ish cuz I'm a delightful customer. In fact, I'm too delightful to even BE a customer. Hey, I'm not desperate for coffee. I just have to much respect for the owner to pay for it.
This should work out well::)
Classy_Katy
10-10-2012, 08:39 AM
Today I was told that I'm as ugly as cold shit...I'm guessing he finds warm shit more attractive!
justanothercamgirl
10-10-2012, 08:46 AM
Today I was told that I'm as ugly as cold shit...I'm guessing he finds warm shit more attractive!
The douchebags have been out in full force lately. I got told yesterday that I had 'Hep C lips'. I just looked at the screen confused.
Seriously? Lamest troll ever.
SabrinaGrrl
10-10-2012, 07:25 PM
well
i was good
but looking at you kinda killed by boner
you are fucking nasty looking
wtf
That was my troll today. I get sick of it, I have a thick skin but that was just mean lol.
TheBrownFox
10-10-2012, 07:38 PM
Tonight a guy on ImLive came into my free text chat, asking if he can send me $800/week to get on cam and step on a small creature...SMH. I told him NO, I will NOT do that because it's cruel (and I wasn't gonna go against ImLive's rules and give this dude my personal info either).
TheBrownFox
10-11-2012, 03:52 AM
Last night, I had this guy come into my chat and tell me that he wanted me to lower my price for him. I have lowered my price once or twice for regulars, but I had never seen this guy before. I told him it wasn't going to happen, but he should keep looking around for a model with a price he liked. He said he was only interested in me, but my price was too high for him. I replied that perhaps he could look in the new models section. Then he told me that he didn't have audio, so I needed to type to him. I had a full room, so there was no way I was going to ignore everyone else for this guy. I started to ignore him. Then he took me private for 3 or 4 minutes just to tell me what a smart ass and a bitch I was even though I was *hot*. He requested cam2 cam. I accepted, and he magically got audio. Apparently, trolling is a fetish for some people. I have a thick skin, so I just laughed at him. However, I was quite confused as to how he couldn't afford to play with me, but he could afford to spend money to call be a sexy, smart ass bitch.
Hopefully he didn't leave you a bad rating/review out of spite. I know one bad rating/review isn't a big deal, but when a guy is giving you that much of a hard time and giving you backhanded compliments (saying you're a 'bitch but you're hot'...wtf), it's possible he'll post a negative rating/review just to be a dick.
But anyway...you're probably fine, and I'm glad that you at least made some money off of the asshole. :)
Jessica1001
10-11-2012, 04:27 AM
Last night, I had this guy come into my chat and tell me that he wanted me to lower my price for him. I have lowered my price once or twice for regulars, but I had never seen this guy before. I told him it wasn't going to happen, but he should keep looking around for a model with a price he liked. He said he was only interested in me, but my price was too high for him. I replied that perhaps he could look in the new models section. Then he told me that he didn't have audio, so I needed to type to him. I had a full room, so there was no way I was going to ignore everyone else for this guy. I started to ignore him. Then he took me private for 3 or 4 minutes just to tell me what a smart ass and a bitch I was even though I was *hot*. He requested cam2 cam. I accepted, and he magically got audio. Apparently, trolling is a fetish for some people. I have a thick skin, so I just laughed at him. However, I was quite confused as to how he couldn't afford to play with me, but he could afford to spend money to call be a sexy, smart ass bitch.
Well played. :-) Don't overthink it... You gave him exactly what he wanted. :-)
Jaana
10-11-2012, 08:15 AM
"so which videos of yours are your favorite?"
"Well, my masturbation stuff is really popular."
"But which do YOU like the most?"
I get this a lot..do guys think we sit around and watch our own videos?
Classy_Katy
10-11-2012, 09:40 AM
Some guy from the States with no feedback just tried to book a 10 minute Skype session with me on AW...I'm not online, the booking is for 11pm tonight (when I don't work) and for 0 credits! The scary thing is, in my disbelief at receiving this booking, I almost clicked on accept instead of reject! What the hell is this guy thinking?!
Vlodina
10-11-2012, 09:42 AM
Lol! What were you thinking almost accepting? You'll be in bed by then! Hehehe xx
Classy_Katy
10-11-2012, 09:55 AM
I'll be tucked up in bed and fast asleep by 11pm!
It took me by surprise...the first thing I was focused on was the time, naturally he hadn't read my profile and my days/times of availability! Then I noticed 0 credits and thought wtf?! Then almost clicked accept booking LOL. It would automatically have come up with 25 credits so the creep manually put in 0.
That's the trouble with the booking system, you have to be so on the ball to make sure the info is correct and that they confirm at the final stage...I was conned into giving a free 40 minute show the first time I used it.
whiteheat
10-11-2012, 11:12 AM
"Is glass even good for your organ?"
MissAdriana
10-12-2012, 10:55 AM
In SM party chat (all troll comments seem to be in party chat?)
"you should get a boob job nobody wants to see that" It made me laugh hysterically, but I didn't respond I was just laughing too hard. I'm clearly listed as A cup Way to be an obvious troll
cleohaz
10-12-2012, 01:48 PM
hahaha I actually thought it was just me who got all that stupid shite :') My pet hates are probably your "You'd make more money if you..(insert whatever here)." and your "What happens in private?" :P
TheBrownFox
10-12-2012, 02:29 PM
"What happens in private?" :P
About the "What do you do in private?" guys...lol:
What they HOPE you'll respond with:
"When we go private, I'm gonna slide my panties off and ride up and down on a 14" dildo with my boobs bouncing wildly while I moan and scream your name, bb....." (They think models are supposed to fuck themselves 24/7 with ridiculously huge dildos)
LMFAO! I make sure not to get too descriptive like ^that^. I don't wanna make him shooting out his jizz in my FREE text chat.
Classy_Katy
10-12-2012, 02:44 PM
I ask them what they would like me to do in pvt, they usually leave then! Or I tell them I strip and play...short and sweet! Then if they ask to see my toys I tell them they can see them in a show. The guys who come into paid shows don't ask these questions.
CourtneyRaine
10-12-2012, 03:51 PM
In free chat the other day a guy kept asking to see my ass. It's clearly listed in my room topic that I will show my booty for a tip so I told him sure, as soon as he tips me I would love to show it to him. He tried negotiate that I could leave my panties on (how generous! lol) but I wouldn't budge. I told him I'm not getting up and shaking my ass for free, panties on or not, so he called me a "prude" and left my free chat. He then kept on coming in and out, not saying anything, watching other guys tip me and me honoring their requests. Half an hour later he ended up taking me private. I started showing off my bottom, telling him I knew how bad he wanted it and he's like, how did you know?!?!?! "Because you're the guy who insulted me and called me a prude because I wouldn't get sexy for free. Did you think I was just going to forget that?" Lol, these men, I don't understand how they think they can insult us one moment and expect us to forget their lack of manners the next just because they decide to wank to us.
JoJoX
10-13-2012, 01:11 PM
this mother fucker been trying to get a skype with me, he paid me in amazon gift cards without even waiting for my answer so now i feel obligated to do a skype even though i hate it. i told him i dont know when yet because ive been busy. this mother fucker said to me, "Busy? How can you be busy? What keeps you busy off MFC?" SERIOUSLY??? like i dont have a life!? i cant even begin to explain how much that comment annoying the living shit out of me.
TheBrownFox
10-13-2012, 02:19 PM
this mother fucker been trying to get a skype with me, he paid me in amazon gift cards without even waiting for my answer so now i feel obligated to do a skype even though i hate it. i told him i dont know when yet because ive been busy. this mother fucker said to me, "Busy? How can you be busy? What keeps you busy off MFC?" SERIOUSLY??? like i dont have a life!? i cant even begin to explain how much that comment annoying the living shit out of me.
It's not YOUR fault that this fool jumped the gun and bought you gift cards when you didn't tell him to. If he can't take "no" or "I don't know" for an answer, that's his problem. And he's an idiot for thinking that you don't have a life outside of MFC.
JoJoX
10-16-2012, 10:46 PM
youre right brownfox and i know..what i mean is that it makes it awkward. i know im not obligated to do anything. he sucks lol
DirtyAngel
10-17-2012, 01:03 AM
I had one yesterday. Loser comes in and we start a group show he demands I turn his cam on then asks if I escort. I say No and he then says I bet you will change your mind when you turn on my cam and see my huge cock! Dickhead like the site of his ugly cock is gonna change my mind on becoming a escort! lol
Classy_Katy
10-17-2012, 01:13 AM
The "do you escort" thing seems to be escalating at the moment on AW...it was bad enough before. I love it too when they ask if I will change my mind or they say "please escort" and they expect me to say "oh, ok then"....it's not like changing my mind over what to have for dinner!
tlulu
10-17-2012, 02:57 AM
Being Asian, I get "What kind of Asian are you?"
The type that can't do math. Or kung fu. Does that help?
AliceFun
10-17-2012, 03:55 PM
To the ones that say "no matter where u from, they'll pay to see ur show" i'll tell like always did: IT FUCKING MATTERS!! I got this guy joining exclusive on SM after he was all excited about my hot lingerie and all sexy stuff, when he heard my voice and foreign accent he fucking left!! Racists! Now why the fuck matters where i am from if i have all u wanted u moron? I am fuming, reminded me of real life experiences i had in this f****g country where they turn away cause i talk with foreign accent!
TheBrownFox
10-17-2012, 04:00 PM
The "do you escort" thing seems to be escalating at the moment on AW...it was bad enough before. I love it too when they ask if I will change my mind or they say "please escort" and they expect me to say "oh, ok then"....it's not like changing my mind over what to have for dinner!
The "Do you escort?" question has gotten out of hand on AW. I'm always talking about how the AW guys are more polite than a lot of these U.S. "Ass bb" guys, however it's very annoying when they say "Do you escort?," and as soon as I tell them no, they say "That's a shame" and then immediately leave. WTF? I know there are a lot of escorts on AW, but nothing in my profile even implies that I escort. I get all happy to have a guy in paid chat, and I'm about ready to go into my sexy tease mode, and then they just bounce like that because I'm not an escort. *rolls eyes*
Classy_Katy
10-17-2012, 11:30 PM
To the ones that say "no matter where u from, they'll pay to see ur show" i'll tell like always did: IT FUCKING MATTERS!! I got this guy joining exclusive on SM after he was all excited about my hot lingerie and all sexy stuff, when he heard my voice and foreign accent he fucking left!! Racists! Now why the fuck matters where i am from if i have all u wanted u moron? I am fuming, reminded me of real life experiences i had in this f****g country where they turn away cause i talk with foreign accent!
It even matters where you live within the UK...some guys like to talk to a local girl on directchat or cam with a girl who they think lives down the road. Guys get very excited and tell me where they live, they get a kick out of thinking I'm so close to them.
I also get "where are you based?" to which I say "I'm not based anywhere, I don't escort". I went through a phase of when asked where I lived, saying that it didn't matter where I lived as I don't escort, and then they'd leave.
fetishbootslut
10-18-2012, 06:04 AM
It has to be one pf the most popular questions asked in free on AW. I respond to the ones that come in most days to ask and say do it to try to change your mind!, your looking throught the webcam tab you need to click the escorts page.
Best one the other day I'll pay you £1000 if you meet me!. NO
PitifulDragon24
10-18-2012, 08:48 AM
I hate the guys that ask me to vomit, urinate, or go #2 on cam. It's terrible, but I always tell them that I will in Exclusive and then when they go I waste a BUNCH of time and then block them. They have a Code of Conduct too and they know what's allowed and what's not. They are just too lazy to read the rules and not to mention my PROFILE. Two inches down from my live stream is a whole paragraph that tells you what I do and don't do. I kick guys out of my room that ask me if my boyfriend and I fuck in private, when it says RIGHT THERE that I DO!!
I also don't show ANYTHING but my face in free chat anymore, unless they tip, because I get WAY too many people that ask if they can see my ass, feet, etc. I show, they say, "nice ass," "cute feet," etc and then leave and don't take me private or tip or ANYTHING! Ugh.
PitifulDragon24
10-18-2012, 08:52 AM
Also hate the guys that ask me to show my tits and when I say that nudity in free chat is against the sites rules, they say, "no, just below the belt nudity," when it clearly says in the Code of Conduct no nudity in general. They'll do anything to get a free show. That's why I hate browsing other girls in their free chat to see what they do and say and see them completely NAKED, touching themselves, etc in free chat or before a gold show starts! I just wish I could yell at them and ask them why they think that ANY of those guys are going to tip in for gold shows or go private with them if they already go to see a FULL show for FREE!!!! Ladies!! Come on!!
LenaLux
10-18-2012, 12:44 PM
To the ones that say "no matter where u from, they'll pay to see ur show" i'll tell like always did: IT FUCKING MATTERS!! I got this guy joining exclusive on SM after he was all excited about my hot lingerie and all sexy stuff, when he heard my voice and foreign accent he fucking left!! Racists! Now why the fuck matters where i am from if i have all u wanted u moron? I am fuming, reminded me of real life experiences i had in this f****g country where they turn away cause i talk with foreign accent!
Some of the guys think it's incredibly hot. I have a pretty strong accent but I haven't heared any complaints about it, only compliments. Do you talk in free chat?