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justanothercamgirl
10-18-2012, 07:40 PM
They are just too lazy to read the rules and not to mention my PROFILE. Two inches down from my live stream is a whole paragraph that tells you what I do and don't do. I kick guys out of my room that ask me if my boyfriend and I fuck in private, when it says RIGHT THERE that I DO!!

I personally find it isn't that they are lazy or stupid. It is just that they are fapping to the power trip of telling a beautiful girl what to do for free and get then get to feel a smug sense of satisfaction about how 'smart' they are for 'tricking' her into doing it.

IsobelWren
10-19-2012, 09:30 AM
In Free:

Him: Do you do roleplay?
Me: I do!
Him: Domination?
Me: Yep!

He takes me exclusive and turns on C2C He's lying on his back and stroking his flaccid cock this whole time.

Him: Ok go.
Me: What does my little slave boy want to do?
Him: Anything.
Me: Hmmm *cruel laugh* If you say "anything" mistress might choose something that you don't like. You've pleased me today, so I want to make sure to do something that gets my little slave off. Tell me more of what you like.
Him: Anything and everything.
Him: Do it naked
Me: Well if mistress can do anything and everything, mistress chooses to do it with all her clothes on until her little bitch boy gives her more of an idea of what he wants.
Him: Anything
Me: *sigh* *drops the sexy voice* Look. You're killing me here. Do you know how many different acts can possibly be contained in domination and role play? I'd really like to have a good time and get us both off but you're giving me nothing to work with. I could do a jillion different things and you may only like one of them!
He frowns. I see him reach for the "end show" button as I'm listing the various different fetishes he might be into

I knew that was going to happen, but maybe I trained him better for the next show. It's just so intensely frustrating when someone gives you no input at all!

justanothercamgirl
10-19-2012, 11:04 AM
In Free:

Him: Do you do roleplay?
Me: I do!
Him: Domination?
Me: Yep!

He takes me exclusive and turns on C2C He's lying on his back and stroking his flaccid cock this whole time.

Him: Ok go.
Me: What does my little slave boy want to do?
Him: Anything.
Me: Hmmm *cruel laugh* If you say "anything" mistress might choose something that you don't like. You've pleased me today, so I want to make sure to do something that gets my little slave off. Tell me more of what you like.
Him: Anything and everything.
Him: Do it naked
Me: Well if mistress can do anything and everything, mistress chooses to do it with all her clothes on until her little bitch boy gives her more of an idea of what he wants.
Him: Anything
Me: *sigh* *drops the sexy voice* Look. You're killing me here. Do you know how many different acts can possibly be contained in domination and role play? I'd really like to have a good time and get us both off but you're giving me nothing to work with. I could do a jillion different things and you may only like one of them!
He frowns. I see him reach for the "end show" button as I'm listing the various different fetishes he might be into

I knew that was going to happen, but maybe I trained him better for the next show. It's just so intensely frustrating when someone gives you no input at all!

He would of reached for the end show button in a few more minutes even if you wouldn't of listed them out to him anyway.

'Those kinds' are always like, "If you were a TRU mistress you would of been able to READ my mind and tell me what I like. The fact you can't do it means you are dominant at all."

Um, the fact I can't do it means I am not a fictional character from the online bdsm porn you have been reading too much of lately. ;)

ModelJolie
10-19-2012, 05:16 PM
I got this one today and it just about floored me! I was in (ugh) free chat, and a conversation I had went something like this

User: Hey bb! Can you take your bra off and make a hand bra, just hold your tits and tease me?
Me: I like a man who knows what he wants.
User: Come on bb tease me a little bit, make me wanna pay for you (little does he know I can see his balance and it's ZERO, and on top of it, there were about five more messages like this one from him)
Me: I would be happy to be your dirty little slut in a VIP bb
User: Wow, you are fast! All of you girls only want money. :(
Me: Ummm, well you do know what site you are on, right? Just because I am new to this site doesn't mean that I am new to all the games and bs guys will try to run on me just to look at the naughty parts of my gorgeous body. I am also not new to the sexy art of camming, so do I want money? Of course, but I know that I can deliver a show that will leave you begging to pay me more. That's how good I am, and I bet within two minutes of hitting send, someone else will take me VIP, and he will have a great wank with me (meanwhile you will be trying to find another girl to make a free hand bra for you.) XOXO

(And someone actually did lol)

SabrinaGrrl
10-20-2012, 03:43 AM
I personally find it isn't that they are lazy or stupid. It is just that they are fapping to the power trip of telling a beautiful girl what to do for free and get then get to feel a smug sense of satisfaction about how 'smart' they are for 'tricking' her into doing it.

Exactly. If they just wanted some titties and ass they would pop in on a GOLD show countdown or go to some free tube site, if they really wanted to know what you do in private they would read the profile. It's about having some type of power over someone by tricking them. I think the men that do this have an issue with women, honestly. They get pissed off that we have what they want (smexy smexiness, etc) and they don't get it without ponying up the dough (or in RL, being a decent enough man to date usually). So to make their little egos feel better, they have to trick us.

LenaLux
10-20-2012, 05:20 AM
I got this one today and it just about floored me! I was in (ugh) free chat, and a conversation I had went something like this

User: Hey bb! Can you take your bra off and make a hand bra, just hold your tits and tease me?
Me: I like a man who knows what he wants.
User: Come on bb tease me a little bit, make me wanna pay for you (little does he know I can see his balance and it's ZERO, and on top of it, there were about five more messages like this one from him)
Me: I would be happy to be your dirty little slut in a VIP bb
User: Wow, you are fast! All of you girls only want money. :(
Me: Ummm, well you do know what site you are on, right? Just because I am new to this site doesn't mean that I am new to all the games and bs guys will try to run on me just to look at the naughty parts of my gorgeous body. I am also not new to the sexy art of camming, so do I want money? Of course, but I know that I can deliver a show that will leave you begging to pay me more. That's how good I am, and I bet within two minutes of hitting send, someone else will take me VIP, and he will have a great wank with me (meanwhile you will be trying to find another girl to make a free hand bra for you.) XOXO

(And someone actually did lol)

GOOOOOD THOSE PISS ME OFF SO MUCH. I wonder if they are really so dumb that they believe this whole "girls only want money" thing, or they just say this to try to guilt you into showing goodies? ... well now that I think about it, either way they are dumb as shit. SabrinaGrrl is probably right. Jesus, this jobs really can make you disrespectful of men.

Orchidina
10-20-2012, 09:59 AM
dumbass: oh bb i soooo wanna cum on ur face

Me: oo bb i sooooo wanna go to pvt

dumbass has logged off

needless to say..he didn't go private.

MissAdriana
10-20-2012, 03:22 PM
This has probably been said here before but last night I got one of these
"you could be married to a rich guy, why are you on here? does your boyfriend not make enough money or something?"

JGB2009
10-20-2012, 03:41 PM
I was smiling and talking to this fucktard that entered my free chat and this is wut was said....

Fucktard: You look bored

Me: Well if I look bored and I am talking to u, then that certainly says a lot about you. ( Mind you I didn't look bored at all)

Fucktard: ouchhhhhh.....that was a good one. Then he left my room. Total dumbass!!!!!

Glasses
10-20-2012, 09:09 PM
Life of a freeloader... sigh. I've put it together. All I said was "for 5 golds sweetie".

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Orchidina
10-20-2012, 10:27 PM
this one takes the cake:
It was about a month ago. It was a few days from the 2 year anniversary of my younger brother's death.

Guy comes into my room and asks if i do big sis/younger bro role play. i politely informed him that, no i did not because it was against the rules.

him: "Do you have a brother? Do you ever fuck him?"
me: "My brother passed away two years ago." (as i'm trying really hard not to cry)
him: "you should have fucked him."

i just start bawling, right there in my free chat. i'm talking uncontrollable tears and sobbing. All the other guys in my room start telling him off and telling me he's a dumbass. i manage to find the block button.

Shortly thereafter one gentleman takes me to a very long private and says he'll stay there until i calm down, do whatever i have to and not to worry about doing anything.

Glasses
10-21-2012, 02:30 AM
Another gem:

Guy comes in. His name is not familiar at all. No records next to his name either.

-OOOOOOOOHHHH WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
-I haven't seen you in a while!
-I missed you so much!
-How gorgeous! Wow!
-May I get a peak? for old times sake?

...

Jaana
10-21-2012, 03:33 AM
Guy: So, what are you up to?
Me: Just reading the news.
Guy: Oh. Where do you get news from?
Me: Al Jazeera, BBC, sometimes NPR. I like to get a global perspective on things.
Guy: Oh.
*guy leaves*

Was I supposed to say "LYK DUH FOX NEWS 4 LYF" or something? Since he was American?

Jaana
10-21-2012, 03:39 AM
To the ones that say "no matter where u from, they'll pay to see ur show" i'll tell like always did: IT FUCKING MATTERS!! I got this guy joining exclusive on SM after he was all excited about my hot lingerie and all sexy stuff, when he heard my voice and foreign accent he fucking left!! Racists! Now why the fuck matters where i am from if i have all u wanted u moron? I am fuming, reminded me of real life experiences i had in this f****g country where they turn away cause i talk with foreign accent!ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.
"Oh, you're in Finland?" *leaves* even though I sound American. Why the fuck does it matter where I'm from as long as I speak English fluently enough to do business with you?

~Carmen~
10-21-2012, 06:53 AM
On SM: "Your cam ranking would go up if you would show more cleavage". Wtf is cam ranking? lmao

Pippi_Hicks
10-21-2012, 11:59 AM
Had this gem a few days ago....

Him: hey bb do you have any drugs you could do on cam?
Me: no, I don't have any drugs
Him: do you have any fake drugs you could do?
Me: fake drugs??
Him: yeah, do you any powder you could snort?
Me: no... I don't have any fake drugs

JoJoX
10-21-2012, 03:43 PM
today after a group on MFC... i personally do not continue group shows if only one person is in the group, it isnt fair when can they just do a pvt. group is 10 token a min, pvt is 60 token a min...so anyway...:

T: are you kidding me?
T: I was ready for much more.
T: Oh my god girl. I don't settle for just one cum from you. I wanted many more.
T: I wasn't close to be done yet.
T: The others may have been done but I most certainly was just getting started.
T: I am still in a state of shock.
Jo: we can go pvt if u want?
Jo: or talk about a skyp
T: I feel like somebody just pulled the carpet right out from underneath me.
Jo: babe
Jo: there was no one in group
T: My head is spinning. I just went from the most intense thing I have ever seen to one of huge disappointment.
T: Hon I did not leave group. I still had plenty of tokens left.
T: Then all of a sudden it was over.
Jo: group is 10 tokens a min with minumum of 3 member, everyone else said good bye they were done, but if u want one on one, u can do pvt
T: But since I didn't leave, I don't understand why it stopped.
T: Hon I know what I can do. I am still just a bit confused as to what happened.
Jo: group was over thats what happpend
T: That is why I am confused as to why it stopped. As long as one person is still in group, it should keep going.
Jo: 3 members have to be in group in order for it to go on, that is my personal preference
T: No bb it takes at least 3 to start a group, not to keep it going.
T: I have been the only one left in a group show many times and it always has kept going. Again that is why I am so confused. Each time it would end when I ran out of tokens.
T: I am sorry to be a pain in your butt about this but I just am trying to understand what happened cause something like this has never happened to me before.
T: And cause I was having such an incredible time only to have it taken away from me so suddenly and unexpectedly.
T: I am going to go hon. Thanks and please take care always. muah
Jo: good day babe
T: well it certainly was. now not so much, thanks.
T: I was having a great time and all of a sudden it all stopped. I am sorry if my disappointment about that is wrong.
T: I am not giving you a hard time. I am just trying to understand what happened cause that has never happened to me before.
T: I am sorry hon I wasn't aware of any rules.
T: I just looked at your profile and didn't see any rules for you room there. Oh the confusion grows. ahahahahah

JoJoX
10-21-2012, 03:47 PM
oh and another today, i actually LOLed:

guy: hey do u do skype?
guy: hello?? i am waiting for you
me: i dont do skype sorry
guy: did you get my mail?
guy: did u get my mail??? im waiting for you to answer
me: i said no skype babe
guy: well do you do phone or text?
guy: hello???
guy: i am waiting!
me: sorry no phone or text, only here i do work
guy: YOU'RE NO GOOD OR NO FUN!!

lol...this was in PM, i was dancing and chatting and it only took like a few seconds for me to reply, it was not immediately which is why he was being impatient.

JessicaJones
10-21-2012, 06:42 PM
OMG came across this forum as i was researching some new cam sites....i've never joined a forum before only ever been a lurker because never felt the need to join in but OMFG how annoying are some of the men????? Shooting rainbows out my arse!! funniest thing i've read in ages!

"do you escort?"
"no"
"why not?"
"because i dont want to"
"you'd make loads of money"
"it doesnt matter"
"can u squirt and shove a fist up ur arse and ur foot in ur pussy while bent over all the while bouncing up and down and saying my name?"
"no-one can"
*user left*

tossers......

Missbeth
10-21-2012, 09:09 PM
In pvt today a guy goes " I have a 8" all white meat dick for u bb"
Ummm white meat dick? This isn't KFC stop referring to your dick like that it's super weird.

JoJoX
10-21-2012, 10:49 PM
another one today.

was on cb and for some reason, everyone wants to be a mod. i dont see the big deal anyway so i let this guy who was bugging me that i need a mod to be a mod.

this mf ended up being a nightmare. he was banning people left and right, posting a list of dick limping rules every 5 min, telling me what to do, telling me who to talk to, telling me im new and i dont know much, telling me how he mods 4-5 rooms at once and he has helped many people reach their goals like hes some king of CB or some shit. he kept talking down on me and telling me to change my settings over and over in pub chat, every time i try to correct him or tell him what im comfortable with, hed have this "you dont know shit youre new" attitude. he even ran one of my tippers out the room- i asked him why and he goes "cuz he was talking shit to me." REALLY? to YOU?? i mean, who is the one trying to make money here???

man, ive had some hard core trolling in my camming days but ive never been so overwhelmed with someones shit that i have to log off. my mood was totally destroyed and i threw in the towel.

tlulu
10-21-2012, 11:34 PM
Yesterday I had some jackass come into my room on MFC.

I had a bunch of people in my chatroom, like 50 or so, and a group of guys who supposedly knew each other and that all migrated to my room. I had a lot of fun talking to them until I started reading (between the guys' banters):
"You stupid bitch" and things like that. I thought that he was part of this bromance until I asked the guys "hey, do you know this dude?"
All of them said "nope."
So I yelled out "oh my god, gentlemen, we have a TROLOLOLOLOLLLLL!!!!! My dear, you are probably still going through puberty and have a tiny penis. It is only normal that you are so angry with life." They all laughed and told me to block him.
It was nice that they did that but man, it's always surprising and weird when someone insults you directly out of the blue.

Jaana
10-21-2012, 11:39 PM
another one today.

was on cb and for some reason, everyone wants to be a mod. i dont see the big deal anyway so i let this guy who was bugging me that i need a mod to be a mod.

this mf ended up being a nightmare. he was banning people left and right, posting a list of dick limping rules every 5 min, telling me what to do, telling me who to talk to, telling me im new and i dont know much, telling me how he mods 4-5 rooms at once and he has helped many people reach their goals like hes some king of CB or some shit. he kept talking down on me and telling me to change my settings over and over in pub chat, every time i try to correct him or tell him what im comfortable with, hed have this "you dont know shit youre new" attitude. he even ran one of my tippers out the room- i asked him why and he goes "cuz he was talking shit to me." REALLY? to YOU?? i mean, who is the one trying to make money here???

man, ive had some hard core trolling in my camming days but ive never been so overwhelmed with someones shit that i have to log off. my mood was totally destroyed and i threw in the towel.That's why I only go on CB if my husband is home so he can mod for me.

Classy_Katy
10-22-2012, 03:09 AM
him: wow...i bet you have a lovely ass...can i see?!??!
me: sure!
me: just click the button and have a show
Leaves room

Classy_Katy
10-22-2012, 03:11 AM
him: why don't you escort?
me: why don't you?

KimKlass
10-22-2012, 07:01 AM
"mmmmmm you have some ROCKIN chest beefers!!!"

Did they mean tits???

IsobelWren
10-22-2012, 08:04 AM
today after a group on MFC... i personally do not continue group shows if only one person is in the group, it isnt fair when can they just do a pvt. group is 10 token a min, pvt is 60 token a min...so anyway...:

I'm kinda sympathetic to him but I'm also kinda thinking he's a whiner. I mean, it's disappointing when you're assuming the show will keep going and you've got a boner, but to say your world is like, turned upside down? Melodramatic much?

If I remember how much tokens in MFC net us though I understand where you're coming from though. 10 tokens is a dollar, right? Who would want to do all this for a dollar? Can people join a group show after it's started? As in, is there a good chance that if you'd kept the show going you would have please whiner-boy and gotten others to come in?

Jaana
10-22-2012, 08:27 AM
I'm kinda sympathetic to him but I'm also kinda thinking he's a whiner. I mean, it's disappointing when you're assuming the show will keep going and you've got a boner, but to say your world is like, turned upside down? Melodramatic much?

If I remember how much tokens in MFC net us though I understand where you're coming from though. 10 tokens is a dollar, right? Who would want to do all this for a dollar? Can people join a group show after it's started? As in, is there a good chance that if you'd kept the show going you would have please whiner-boy and gotten others to come in?10 tokens is technically a dollar for the guy, but we only get 50 cents.

miss_me
10-22-2012, 08:29 AM
another one today.

was on cb and for some reason, everyone wants to be a mod. i dont see the big deal anyway so i let this guy who was bugging me that i need a mod to be a mod.

this mf ended up being a nightmare. he was banning people left and right, posting a list of dick limping rules every 5 min, telling me what to do, telling me who to talk to, telling me im new and i dont know much, telling me how he mods 4-5 rooms at once and he has helped many people reach their goals like hes some king of CB or some shit. he kept talking down on me and telling me to change my settings over and over in pub chat, every time i try to correct him or tell him what im comfortable with, hed have this "you dont know shit youre new" attitude. he even ran one of my tippers out the room- i asked him why and he goes "cuz he was talking shit to me." REALLY? to YOU?? i mean, who is the one trying to make money here???

man, ive had some hard core trolling in my camming days but ive never been so overwhelmed with someones shit that i have to log off. my mood was totally destroyed and i threw in the towel.

I think I had the same guy in my room a few weeks ago, or someone very similar. I had only been on cb for about a week and I had been letting guys mod on and off when I felt like it. Most of them were actually pretty helpful until this one guy (who had been nice/helpful the last few days before I made him a mod) just freaked out! He bragged about how many rooms he mods and how helpful he was to other models. Would keep saying that things are done this or that way and I just don't know what I'm doing because I'm new.
Started banning people who weren't doing anything, posting rules (which weren't mine) over and over and over again. Even tried to set up a show that I didn't say I was going to do. And then he had the gall to tell me I had to do the show cause he had already got tips from people! (he hadn't tip one token, of course) I was so fucking pissed off. I told him I do whatever the fuck I want to do and banned him. I have no idea why it went as far as it did so fast. I should have kicked him off his high horse way before he got that way, but he went from normal to bat-shit-nuts in what seemed like seconds. Very overwhelming.

Oh! And then the jerk off tried to contact me through my tumblr with this sweet/syrupy message asking why I banned him! He didn't understand what happened and was very very sorry if he upset me. I just banned him from my room literally seconds ago, why the hell did he think I would want to talk to him?

I was so upset I log off and couldn't get back on cam the next day. I will NEVER use a mod again! blegh!

JoJoX
10-22-2012, 11:39 AM
I think I had the same guy in my room a few weeks ago, or someone very similar. I had only been on cb for about a week and I had been letting guys mod on and off when I felt like it. Most of them were actually pretty helpful until this one guy (who had been nice/helpful the last few days before I made him a mod) just freaked out! He bragged about how many rooms he mods and how helpful he was to other models. Would keep saying that things are done this or that way and I just don't know what I'm doing because I'm new.
Started banning people who weren't doing anything, posting rules (which weren't mine) over and over and over again. Even tried to set up a show that I didn't say I was going to do. And then he had the gall to tell me I had to do the show cause he had already got tips from people! (he hadn't tip one token, of course) I was so fucking pissed off. I told him I do whatever the fuck I want to do and banned him. I have no idea why it went as far as it did so fast. I should have kicked him off his high horse way before he got that way, but he went from normal to bat-shit-nuts in what seemed like seconds. Very overwhelming.

Oh! And then the jerk off tried to contact me through my tumblr with this sweet/syrupy message asking why I banned him! He didn't understand what happened and was very very sorry if he upset me. I just banned him from my room literally seconds ago, why the hell did he think I would want to talk to him?

I was so upset I log off and couldn't get back on cam the next day. I will NEVER use a mod again! blegh!


was his name quixotical?

miss_me
10-22-2012, 12:19 PM
was his name quixotical?

No, not him. I can't remember the dude's name but it had a normal name in it like bob or bill or joe. I guess they just think alike lol

justanothercamgirl
10-22-2012, 12:24 PM
him: why don't you escort?
me: why don't you?

Sheer genius!!!

gingerstripper
10-22-2012, 12:25 PM
ladies, it is the same guy! quixoctical was banned from the site but he threaten me saying he knew how to hack back in or he would make another account, report it to CB please! this guy is a fucking joke. He had me in tears because i was sooo pissed off....so i banned him and that night he made sure nobody went to my room.

miss_me
10-22-2012, 01:23 PM
That's awful gingerstripper! I hope they can do something about him.

I looked up quixoctical and found out that it comes from a real word.

Definition of QUIXOTIC-
: foolishly impractical especially in the pursuit of ideals; especially : marked by rash lofty romantic ideas or extravagantly chivalrous action

I'm guessing that he knew what the word was when he chose it and he thinks harassing and attacking camgirls is lofty and romantic? The name comes from Don Quixote, so that would that make us his windmills? lol

Glasses
10-22-2012, 07:01 PM
Wearing a fluffy white robe today

Guy: -Pull that polar bear fur back!

JoJoX
10-22-2012, 07:06 PM
Wearing a fluffy white robe today

Guy: -Pull that polar bear fur back!

LOL, thats funny.

Orchidina
10-22-2012, 08:16 PM
frankiamala: get your dark dildo your natural looking one
your black one
to suck
nni
you ya

Orchidina: i don't havea natural looking dildo, i only have Lelo

(gets my Lelo and starts doing oral)

frankiamala: to suck
you ya
your mic
your mic
yours
yis
d
nni
you ya

frankiamala has logged off

WTF?

justanothercamgirl
10-22-2012, 10:45 PM
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frankiamala: get your dark dildo your natural looking one
your black one
to suck
nni
you ya

Orchidina: i don't havea natural looking dildo, i only have Lelo

(gets my Lelo and starts doing oral)

frankiamala: to suck
you ya
your mic
your mic
yours
yis
d
nni
you ya

frankiamala has logged off

WTF?


Haha! I have gotten that guy twice. I still haven't figured out what the deal is.

Sunnylexie
10-23-2012, 01:37 AM
I keep being asked if I am shaved. Well, if a model is shown in the Hairy Pussy category, and there's a word HAIRY on her profile, there's a huge chance she's as bald as a baby, lol. After I got sick of all the questions, I got it show up under my thumbnail icon, too (for all those not bothering reading profiles). Now I'm getting thrice as many guys asking, if it is hairy for real.

Orchidina
10-23-2012, 05:19 PM
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Haha! I have gotten that guy twice. I still haven't figured out what the deal is.

Thing is, he just went into my room and since he never said anything in free chat, he didn't ask about any dildos i had..i suppose he just assumed i had a relaistic dildo? (which btw i don't. never have, never will. Lelo is too much for me sometimes.

Orchidina
10-24-2012, 03:31 AM
oh i'm full of them apparently!

hugo: WATS UP HARRY POTTERS GRANDMA I DIDNT KNOW HOGWARTS HAD COMPUTERS
Me (not giving in by giving him anger): oh i love harry potter! how did you know?*
hugo: UR FUCKIN FAT. UR A STUPID ASS GRANDMA FUCKING BITCH
Me (smiling because there are other people in my room): you keep using that. word.. i don't think it means what you think it means.
hugo: WAT U SMILING BOUT BITCH I WILL KILL U]
Me: BAN HAMMER, AWAY!
hugo has been blocked.

*Side note, the funny part was i was actually listening to one of the Harry Potter soundtracks right then. But unless you are VERY familiar with it, it wouldn't be immediately recognizable (it wasn't the theme or anything.) i think he was trying to make me feel bad bec i was wearing my glasses? And why he kept calling me "grandma" is unknown to me. i'm listed as 25. O.o
i then reported him for being abusive.

IsobelWren
10-24-2012, 06:32 AM
FB message: "Hey Can I ask for a few pics? Pleeasse I'lll send my dick pics "

*eyeroll* I just ignored the message but I wanted to reply, "That you would give me MORE unsolicited dick pics than I get every day on both my 'work' and 'real person' facebook is not really an incentive!"

I also get annoyed when someone asks this because, I've been in the adult industry for years. On my website alone there are three years of free preview photos and if you do a simple google search for me there are all the marketing affiliate photos different people (including myself) have put out there are even more. I know, I know, the reason these guys ask me directly is that they want to develop a connection with me, want to be so special, so handsome, so distinctive in their one sentence begging email, that I like them enough to go out of my way and personally email them special photos just for them but damn man, have some fucking initiative!

Second, this is my JOB. It's a great job and I love it, but I'm here to mothafuckin make money, not to give you all my shit for free (because I'm such a nympho slut, natch.). The next time someone compares me to Costco or an ice cream store with a sullen, "but so and so gives out free samples." I'm going to fucking SCREAM. I...am...not...COSTCO. I am a fucking PERSON, not a commodity! My body cannot be "sampled" you fucking objectifying prick.

Lastly, I know they all think their dicks are special snowflakes and that the particular dick attached to them is the best dick in the world, sure to make all the ladies fly into orgasmic versions of Hulk rage but...I've cammed for two, nearly three years now. I do love dicks and it's way cool to me that there's as much variation in dicks as there is in pussies but...they've all kinda started to blur together, you know? A poorly lit, poorly shot picture of nothing but your dick (or maybe your dick and your Jersey Shore posed body...fucking lip sniffer) will leave no lasting impression on me. At this point, another dick pic is so close to zero sum that even if I'd originally had strong feelings one way or another about dick pics I wouldn't even care.

Although, I have thought about collecting these pics simply to make them into one of those collages people make out of other photos it would take way less effort and open me up to way fewer, "so now that you've seen it, want to fly all the way out to where I am for free and fuck me for free?" emails to just post an anonymous craigslist ad in the "women seeking casual sex from men" section. Even if I don't say that I want free dick pics or even if I expressly say that I don't want dick pics, I'll still get more than a herd of octopi would jerk off.

...I almost said than octopi could suck off, but octopi have no more mouths than any other animal and they have sharp beaks...so an octopus probably couldn't suck a dick at all.

/end Isobel's rant for the day. Hm. Clearly this is an email that touches a nerve for me. Perhaps I should seek therapy. LOL, "Hi doc. I'm here because I've seen too many dick pics"

IsobelWren
10-24-2012, 06:39 AM
10 tokens is technically a dollar for the guy, but we only get 50 cents.

Suuuuuuuuck! Even less worth it to continue the show than I'd originally thought!

Orchidina
10-24-2012, 09:59 AM
IsobelWren , you have me laughing so hard i'm crying!

oh i needed that good laugh today. Thank you!

and i feel you..i want to scream sometimes too.

LenaLux
10-24-2012, 10:15 AM
I'm confused. I though you ladies love those dick pics guys as much as I do. What's more exciting that 16th "wanna fuck?" message with a dick pic attached? Probably only "let's go skype bb" (for free obviously) tweets.

IsobelWren
10-24-2012, 12:59 PM
I'm confused. I though you ladies love those dick pics guys as much as I do. What's more exciting that 16th "wanna fuck?" message with a dick pic attached? Probably only "let's go skype bb" (for free obviously) tweets.

HA! I got one of those free skype guys the other day. We did the usual free chat dance, "when can we do a show" "what does he want to see" blah blah. I was on voyeurcam on SM so I told him that I was doing that and couldn't do shows until I was done w/my current task. He said, "You always want to be paid for your shows?" Yep. "You don't do free shows?" Nope. Never. "Oh. I'm broke."

I meant to respond, "I know how it is! Come back and see me when you next get a windfall." but I forgot.

Hours later he responded, "You were a huge waste of my time. I'm taking you off my contacts list."

LOL. Who was wasting whose time? I think you got that backwards, buddy. And I want to know how short you're expecting your life to be if 5 minutes was a "huge" waste of time.

IsobelWren
10-24-2012, 01:08 PM
On ELM, "looking to buy a girls number for a month for some fun sexting and pics please messege me with how many credits you would want for a month of fun sexting."

Oh, well it was going to be a billion credits, but since you mentioned it'll be FUN sexting and pics, as opposed to lame sexting and pics, it'll be 2 credits.

ManyRoses
10-24-2012, 06:01 PM
It's mostly been e-mails that drive me nuts lately...

- Can I have your phone number?
- I don't give out my number, but you can call me using phone on SM, or through NF!
- But you can trust me. I just want to get to know you - why won't you give me your number?

Let me think about this...you can already skype me, e-mail me, chat live with me, call me through NF, tweet me, fb me, AND read my blogs. Why on earth would I give you another method of communication that I can never log out from? Are you out of your freaking MIND? And of course, I can trust you. After all, you are a stranger on an internet porn site. Most trustworthy people ever.

Following up that, I JUST had a guy tell me that its a "shame" I didn't give him my number because "if things worked out, you could have moved into my place".

Really? I could? Wouldn't your mom be annoyed with another person living in her basement? What about my pets and my boyfriend - could they come live with you too, oh generous stranger? Ugh.

Does anyone actually think that they can e-mail some random camgirl on the internet, and they will come and LIVE with them??? Really?

Sunnylexie
10-24-2012, 06:02 PM
- What are you up to?
- Up to 7in when fully erect8)
- What's up?
- My dick is up looking at you bb8)

Looks like a pretty pun, right? Am I expected to compliment you on your wit? Like they really think themselves to be the first to invent the vapidity and present it to me ::). Leave alone that being stupid and not funny.

ManyRoses
10-24-2012, 06:05 PM
Another favorite is in live chat, where guys clearly haven't grasped the concept of what a pay-per-minute show is...

"How long are your shows?"

Until you hit your limit, hopefully....I mean...however long you want them to be, bb!

"What do you do in your shows?"

Do you really want me to list every. single. thing. that I could possibly do in a show? Why not just ask "do you do this" and save us all some time.

"What is your favorite......position/roleplay/costume/thing to do?"

Whatever yours is - so that you think we are deeply and magically connected, and you can give me all your money. Oh, you want my REAL favorite? Well, my REAL favorite position is sitting on the couch in my favorite outfit - sweatpants - while I do my FAVORITE thing - read a freaking book.

"What do you want to see ME do?".

Nothing. I want to see nothing, except you giving me money.

Gaaaaaaahhhhh