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Sunnylexie
10-24-2012, 10:46 PM
Him: mmm bb you wanna eat my oo
Me: eyes?
Him: *leaves*

LenaLux
10-25-2012, 12:57 AM
It's mostly been e-mails that drive me nuts lately...

- Can I have your phone number?
- I don't give out my number, but you can call me using phone on SM, or through NF!
- But you can trust me. I just want to get to know you - why won't you give me your number?

Let me think about this...you can already skype me, e-mail me, chat live with me, call me through NF, tweet me, fb me, AND read my blogs. Why on earth would I give you another method of communication that I can never log out from? Are you out of your freaking MIND? And of course, I can trust you. After all, you are a stranger on an internet porn site. Most trustworthy people ever.

Following up that, I JUST had a guy tell me that its a "shame" I didn't give him my number because "if things worked out, you could have moved into my place".

Really? I could? Wouldn't your mom be annoyed with another person living in her basement? What about my pets and my boyfriend - could they come live with you too, oh generous stranger? Ugh.

Does anyone actually think that they can e-mail some random camgirl on the internet, and they will come and LIVE with them??? Really?

I laughed my ass off reading this one. I think they all think we're miserable, poor and abused by everybody and we live somewhere in the slums of Thailand dreaming of prince charming to save us. I live in a eastern european country(and it's set as my display coutry) , so my inbox is always flooded with offers like this. I also get ones like "hey I will give you a room to live in in my house in London all you have to do is let me fuck you and clean my house". So many generous heros, willing to save me from patological poverty.

Sunnylexie
10-25-2012, 02:16 AM
I laughed my ass off reading this one. I think they all think we're miserable, poor and abused by everybody and we live somewhere in the slums of Thailand dreaming of prince charming to save us. I live in a eastern european country(and it's set as my display coutry) , so my inbox is always flooded with offers like this. I also get ones like "hey I will give you a room to live in in my house in London all you have to do is let me fuck you and clean my house". So many generous heros, willing to save me from patological poverty.

Ya, you have to be a monster of ungratitude not to flash one small tit to your fairy godfather after that.

The "give you a room in my house" story reminded me of a custie who was planning to come to my city (as a tourist) and asked me if he could stay at my place cause hotels seemed too expensive to him. He was offering me some good sex in exchange. It was soo very hard to refuse - but I did.

JolandaRiks
10-25-2012, 04:12 AM
Once I was live in LJ. A member asked me how I was doing and a guest said: "She's dying inside. Cancer."
Like WTF? How could someone even say that?!
He got a ban ofcourse :D

And those "What do u do in private?" and "Do you like fat guys/good boys etc" and "What's your favorite position?" ......
Can't u just read my profile.. And YES I like fat guys if they give me money....

MommieLongLegs
10-25-2012, 01:16 PM
Free Chat:

guy: u too cute to be on here
Me: really? I'll be sure to inform my landlord of this. I'm quitting my job cuz I'm too cute to pay.
Guy: fa real. I know somebody spoiling you
Me: *rolls eyes*...
He leaves

Guy: *enters* ms meanie (nth time in room, never tipped/went private)
me: ms meanie? why is that? because I'm assertive and don't put up with bullshit?
Guy: wow.
me: I know, I'm a bitch
Guy: u so cute
me: ...
*he leaves* hmmm I guess men do like bitches. Assholes. (sigh)

Guy: do u got a ass
Me: no, I have to get custom fitted panties because I was born without butt cheeks (*wink, wink)
Guy: Let me see it
me:*points to room topic which shows $ gold for requests. Sure for x gold ;)
guy:prove you got a ass first. (no tip)
me: are you in need of an ego boost?
Need to feel like a man today?
Is that what this is?
You wanna feel powerful by telling me what to do in my free chat? It hurts you to pay a woman to perform your sexual desires? Don't feel good about yourself?

guy: do you feel good about yourself?
me: I feel amazing about myself
guy: yo pussy prolly loose
me: hahahaha is that all you got? I know you can do better than that! Is [let's say Timmy] your real name? I'd be mad, too. It sounds like you're 12.
*he leaves*

Well, that was entertaining.

Sunnylexie
10-25-2012, 08:24 PM
Me: *on my couch, face down, bottom up, using !both! hands to hold my cheeks apart*
Him: mmm moan bb
Him: moan loud
Him: LOUD
Him: MOAN BB
Him: SCREAM
Him: SCREAM
Him: CUM BB!!

If women moan and scream because of orgasm, you probably can make it work the opposite way, right? Like a dynamo, you know?

Orchidina
10-25-2012, 09:22 PM
So many generous heros, willing to save me from patological poverty.

i call guys like that "Captain Save-a-Hoe".

Sunnylexie
10-25-2012, 09:44 PM
i call guys like that "Captain Save-a-Hoe".

LOL, will you let me steal this, please?)))

Orchidina
10-25-2012, 11:55 PM
LOL, will you let me steal this, please?)))

Sure!

Have fun with it. All i ask is let me know how it goes. :)

IsobelWren
10-26-2012, 03:48 PM
... He was offering me some good sex in exchange. It was soo very hard to refuse - but I did.

:rotfl:

volatileghost
10-26-2012, 04:28 PM
PUT FACE IN TOILET, NOW FLUSH
(so I do, I mean, it's not like I haven't ever thrown up and had my face close to my OWN *clean* toilet... )
GET FACE WET (I pretend obviously, splash some water on the sides, "gargle sounds")
FLUSH HAIR, FLUSH ALL YOUR HAIR...


I just sighed and ended what could've been a very long exclusive. I am NOT flushing my hair I just dyed, washed, blow-dried, and then straightened at 7pm on a Friday fuckin' night on Halloween weekend for your measy $5 a minute... It took me hours to do that hair, sorry, dude.

Then...
WHYD YOU LEAVE, I WANTED U TO FLUSH UR HAIR

-.-

twistedprincess
10-26-2012, 04:50 PM
FLUSH HAIR, FLUSH ALL YOUR HAIR...

I just sighed and ended what could've been a very long exclusive. I am NOT flushing my hair I just dyed, washed, blow-dried, and then straightened at 7pm on a Friday fuckin' night on Halloween weekend for your measy $5 a minute... It took me hours to do that hair, sorry, dude.


I don't think I would have been that tactful. My response would have been something along the lines of "Bitch please, do you KNOW how long this hair took?" paired with a look of sheer terror on my face. O_O
Way to be cool as a cucumber

volatileghost
10-26-2012, 04:52 PM
LOL! I was trying to hopefully make it last as long as possible, but then all he wanted was the hair wet and I was like NOO not my hair! I love my hair! So I just bailed in the hopes that he wouldn't rate me bad lol.

ManyRoses
10-26-2012, 04:58 PM
I would have told him that I wouldn't get my hair wet, and then just seen how long he would have stuck around to beg me!!! LOL

volatileghost
10-26-2012, 05:00 PM
LOL Many that mightve worked!!

TheBrownFox
10-26-2012, 08:08 PM
"You're too pretty/beautiful for this." *rolls eyes*

Missbeth
10-26-2012, 08:11 PM
"You're too pretty/beautiful for this." *rolls eyes*

Ughhh i get this all the time...
Plus "You look so innocent, Id feel bad if I took you pvt bb"

Yeah...thats cool now gtfo of my room...

MommieLongLegs
10-26-2012, 08:34 PM
guy 1: *enters* how are you hun?

me: I'm wonderful thanks for asking ;)

guy 1: what are you wearing under that blanket?

me: come see for yourself ;)

guy 1: and how does i do that? (English is his second language so I'll let the bad grammar slide)

me: you already know how :) (he's taken me private before)

guy 2: *enters*
at least open your blanket.

guy 1: maby a smal peek?

guy 2: let blanket hang from shoulder (Ha, no)
so sexy
cum on sweety

guy 3: *enters* LETS SEE TITS AND ASS (hahaha out of nowhere, much?)

guy 2: be more sensual.

guy 2: be more sexier

me: I like how you have so many suggestions, yet you haven't tipped

*guy 2 leaves*

guy 3: WHAT A BITCH WHORE

me: (gasp) I'm a bitch whore? Omg THANK YOU! That's the nicest thing anyone's said to me all day! *super grateful smile*

*guy 1 takes me private*

Edit: btw, I wasn't completely covered. They could see my long legs and the blanket was slightly open in the front so they could see the skin between my boobs so yeah lol.

JoJoX
10-26-2012, 08:50 PM
PUT FACE IN TOILET, NOW FLUSH
(so I do, I mean, it's not like I haven't ever thrown up and had my face close to my OWN *clean* toilet... )
GET FACE WET (I pretend obviously, splash some water on the sides, "gargle sounds")
FLUSH HAIR, FLUSH ALL YOUR HAIR...


I just sighed and ended what could've been a very long exclusive. I am NOT flushing my hair I just dyed, washed, blow-dried, and then straightened at 7pm on a Friday fuckin' night on Halloween weekend for your measy $5 a minute... It took me hours to do that hair, sorry, dude.

Then...
WHYD YOU LEAVE, I WANTED U TO FLUSH UR HAIR

-.-


you could of said no, its not like things would go sour if you didnt do EXACTLY what he says. plenty of times in a pvt a guy would tell me to do something i dont do and all i say is "im sorry baby, cant do that" and it still went on.

MommieLongLegs
10-26-2012, 08:56 PM
"You're too pretty/beautiful for this." *rolls eyes*

I've been told this at pretty much every job I've had, especialy when I worked at Arby's.

drearea
10-26-2012, 09:19 PM
I've been told this at pretty much every job I've had, especialy when I worked at Arby's.


Sure beats when I worked at call centers. I swear at least once a day a guy would tell me "you sound like a fat chick". BITCH do you want to buy a newspaper from this fattie or WHAT?

MommieLongLegs
10-26-2012, 10:07 PM
Sure beats when I worked at call centers. I swear at least once a day a guy would tell me "you sound like a fat chick". BITCH do you want to buy a newspaper from this fattie or WHAT?

Wow. You should've said "You sound like you have a small dick". It's funny and it rhymes! ;)

Sunnylexie
10-26-2012, 11:35 PM
"Make me hard so I can take you pvt"

Hmm, I thought people would come to a pornsite when horny and seeking for something to bust a good nut to? Pity I cant see you, cause I'd bet your dick is diamond hard and you are jacking it off like mad, just waiting for me to show a piece of tit to jizz all over your sticky keyboard(((

Missbeth
10-27-2012, 11:39 AM
"Make me hard so I can take you pvt"

Hmm, I thought people would come to a pornsite when horny and seeking for something to bust a good nut to? Pity I cant see you, cause I'd bet your dick is diamond hard and you are jacking it off like mad, just waiting for me to show a piece of tit to jizz all over your sticky keyboard(((
Haaa I just tell them just looking at me should get them hard....
And the "give me a preview bb and Ill take you to pvt" guys....I'm just like "this is your preview dumbass..." and sometimes theyll take me to pvt, usually they just leave tho. Or if they get annoying I'm just like well good luck trying to get a girl on here to how you something for free *ban*

ManyRoses
10-27-2012, 11:45 AM
Got another fantastic e-mail today.

"Yummy,, wouldn't mind fucking u for real! We're do you live?"

I know that we all get God knows how many please-fuck-me e-mails a day, but this one really stood out. Not just because he clearly doesn't understand the difference between "where" and "we are"....which is just panty-meltingly sexy (I'm such a sucker for bad grammar...).

But because it is laid out as though I'm a freaking sex buffet - just come and get it!! All you need to know is where I am!! He's not asking if I would fuck him, he's not saying how much he really, really, wants to have sex with me, he's not offering to pay....

It's like he assumes that a) I'll give it up to any internet stranger that turns up at my door
and b) he's not thrilled about the prospect, but he wouldn't kick me out of bed.

Classy_Katy
10-27-2012, 11:46 AM
I tell them that if they're not already hard just from looking at me, they're in the wrong room!

Sunnylexie
10-27-2012, 12:04 PM
Got another fantastic e-mail today.

"Yummy,, wouldn't mind fucking u for real! We're do you live?"

I know that we all get God knows how many please-fuck-me e-mails a day, but this one really stood out. Not just because he clearly doesn't understand the difference between "where" and "we are"....which is just panty-meltingly sexy (I'm such a sucker for bad grammar...).

But because it is laid out as though I'm a freaking sex buffet - just come and get it!! All you need to know is where I am!! He's not asking if I would fuck him, he's not saying how much he really, really, wants to have sex with me, he's not offering to pay....

It's like he assumes that a) I'll give it up to any internet stranger that turns up at my door
and b) he's not thrilled about the prospect, but he wouldn't kick me out of bed.

Did it happen on SM? The way they advertise must be misleading guys making them think that's a dating site. Sometimes, I have them say things like "If you are all for money, you will never find a man", or "...Well, that is YOU showing yourself on the site looking for a fuck". Probably, it's kind of trolling, like "noone wants you" etc. But sometimes they sound totally like they honestly mistake SM for a dating service and think I'm using it to find a partner, lol.

Orchidina
10-28-2012, 01:10 AM
But sometimes they sound totally like they honestly mistake SM for a dating service and think I'm using it to find a partner, lol.

Or an escort site.
i have nothing against escorts but how many time do i get "How much to take you out/fuck you for REAL bb?"
and i respond "Oh, i'm sorry! This is a CAM MODELING site not an ESCORT site. i think you're confused!"

h0ttie
10-28-2012, 02:43 AM
someones attempt at fake gold *eyeroll*
stupid & annoying..at least try a little harder lol
http://i.imgur.com/XAygc.png

ManyRoses
10-28-2012, 12:41 PM
That e-mail was actually via fb....where I post my cammodels link DAILY, talk about rates, clips, etc etc. In fact, that is ALL I talk about there. And this was an e-mail in a long series about him coming for a camshow.

Honestly, I assume that a lot of these guys honestly think that everyone in the sex industry will have sex for money. They really don't understand the essential differences between strippers, escorts, cam girls, PSOs, FSBM girls.....its all just "hooker" to them.

IsobelWren
10-29-2012, 06:40 AM
Or an escort site.
i have nothing against escorts but how many time do i get "How much to take you out/fuck you for REAL bb?"
and i respond "Oh, i'm sorry! This is a CAM MODELING site not an ESCORT site. i think you're confused!"

I can say that I've only had a handful of people on SM offer to pay me. That's maybe 5 guys out of the thousands who have just assumed that I was looking for sex/would fuck them and outright asked or told me to come fuck them IRL. This isn't including the tens of thousands more who just ask where I live as an opener for, "let's meet".

This is even including the fact that I occasionally respond to, "I will fuck you" with, "You can't afford to fuck me". Not even those guys go, "Hm. Well maybe. How much?"

IsobelWren
10-29-2012, 06:54 AM
I'm seeing a lot of, "well if I were you, I would have..." or just, "I would have" so I'm just pointing this out, no judgement coming with it, just a thought.

Telling people what you would have done in their situation can be hurtful. Think of it this way, you confess you were assaulted and the person you're talking to says, "I would have..." It feels an awful lot like they're telling you that you were stupid/asking for it and in that situation you should have done something similar to what they would have done in order to not be victimized. By using that language the other person may be trying to sympathize with you by putting herself in your place, but it can also come across as her reassuring herself that the awful thing that just happened to you wouldn't happen to her, "I would have...", which makes the situation about her and not you when you came to her for support in the first place.

It can also come across as damning. This hurtful thing happened, the victim is already hurting and has already gone over and over it in her mind, wondering what she should have/could have done differently. When the person she divulged this sensitive information to responds with, "I would have" it's only reinforcing her cycle of self doubt and shame. "Why didn't I do THAT?!" Framing it in the past tense makes it about a situation that's over, that she can no longer change. It makes the person responding sound callous and the victim powerless.

I know that the example I used was much more harsh than what we're dealing with here, assault v. stupid shit on cam, but the principle applies the same way. Just be mindful of language and how that can make someone feel. Once I realized how hurtful, "I would have" can be, I started using future tense or experiential phrases instead. "That sucks that it happened to you. If that ever happens again, you might want to..." or, "I had a similar thing happen to me once. In that situation I..."

IsobelWren
10-29-2012, 07:13 AM
Volatileghost, it's pretty gross that he wanted you to flush your hair. LOL, I don't even wash mine but so many days and I never style it but I still wouldn't flush it. I'd be afraid that it would wrap around some inner part of the pipe and get stuck there. If I didn't drown I'd have to plunger my head or hack it all off (and get a new toilet). "How did you come across that new hairstyle?" "...funny story" Or even if I made it out unscathed, what if the toilet smell didn't come off? Um. No. LOL, I think you made a good decision not to do it!

A lot of girls have mentioned in this thread and in others, wondering if the guys who make these requests are actually getting their rocks off or are just trying to see if we'll do it. Sometimes I think that they get their rocks off by seeing if we'll do it. They're used to us balking at X, Y, Z thing. They expect it. Of course, they're always hoping to find the one girl who will do everything, but when they have an out-there fetish, they know it'll be tough to find her.

Just like you have guys try to bully you into showing stuff in free chat, you'll have guys try to bully you into doing stuff you won't want to do in pvt chat. You may feel more like you have to do it in pvt, since they're paying and they may rate you poorly. However, as mentioned above, they expect that most girls won't do *whatever*. They may get aggressive or ask several times. If you can firmly, but gently, tell them no ("Ha ha! That would ruin my hair!") and perhaps offer them an alternative ("let's talk dirty about it instead" "What makes that so hot to you? Can we do this similar thing instead?") they'll appreciate it. I've even occasionally gotten bullies to back down using this method. If they truly want to see whatever thing it is that you don't want to do, they'll leave. Usually they'll just peace out, sometimes they'll cuss at you (like we're not used to THAT), even more rarely they'll rate you poorly.

If your ratings are generally good, you can write SM support and ask them to remove the rating, usually they don't even ask why. You can also improve your ratings by asking the guys who stick around long enough to type, "TY BB" to rate you well. The way I look at it, if I tell the guy no, even if he badgers me and leaves, I got an extra dollar or two out of him and I may have changed his behavior for other cam girls in the future.

Sunnylexie
10-29-2012, 08:20 AM
I'm seeing a lot of, "well if I were you, I would have..." or just, "I would have" so I'm just pointing this out, no judgement coming with it, just a thought.

Telling people what you would have done in their situation can be hurtful. Think of it this way, you confess you were assaulted and the person you're talking to says, "I would have..." It feels an awful lot like they're telling you that you were stupid/asking for it and in that situation you should have done something similar to what they would have done in order to not be victimized. By using that language the other person may be trying to sympathize with you by putting herself in your place, but it can also come across as her reassuring herself that the awful thing that just happened to you wouldn't happen to her, "I would have...", which makes the situation about her and not you when you came to her for support in the first place.

It can also come across as damning. This hurtful thing happened, the victim is already hurting and has already gone over and over it in her mind, wondering what she should have/could have done differently. When the person she divulged this sensitive information to responds with, "I would have" it's only reinforcing her cycle of self doubt and shame. "Why didn't I do THAT?!" Framing it in the past tense makes it about a situation that's over, that she can no longer change. It makes the person responding sound callous and the victim powerless.

I know that the example I used was much more harsh than what we're dealing with here, assault v. stupid shit on cam, but the principle applies the same way. Just be mindful of language and how that can make someone feel. Once I realized how hurtful, "I would have" can be, I started using future tense or experiential phrases instead. "That sucks that it happened to you. If that ever happens again, you might want to..." or, "I had a similar thing happen to me once. In that situation I..."

So true, Isobel - wish I could thank you twice)))

ManyRoses
10-29-2012, 11:28 AM
I can say that I've only had a handful of people on SM offer to pay me. That's maybe 5 guys out of the thousands who have just assumed that I was looking for sex/would fuck them and outright asked or told me to come fuck them IRL. This isn't including the tens of thousands more who just ask where I live as an opener for, "let's meet".

This is even including the fact that I occasionally respond to, "I will fuck you" with, "You can't afford to fuck me". Not even those guys go, "Hm. Well maybe. How much?"

I second this!! I swear, so many guys are AMAZED that we expect to be paid, and don't just want to show the goodies/meet and fuck for FREE! It amazes me just as much on FB and twitter, where absolutely everything I do/say involves links to a pay site, "you can buy me", "these are my rates", PAY PAY PAY....and guys are STILL shocked when I tell them that skype isn't free. Or that I won't give out my phone number for free "just to chat".

Then again, all these men are apparently rich and gorgeous with 14" cocks - I'm sure that most women are lining up to do them for free! *snort

JoJoX
10-29-2012, 12:23 PM
Room Topic: Taking tips for equest!

guy tips 5 tokens, note inside the tip:

"bend over, spread ass cheeks apart and moan."

*sigh*

JoJoX
10-30-2012, 12:39 AM
Guy with edited name keeps trying to meet up with me. I told I'm in the west coast area.

247: U still near me..?
247: I'm in the 818.
247: Coz I need that Lapdance.
247: Real Tawk.
247: I went to a Strip Club..but I felt like I was being watched even in the VIP room.
Jo_Bunny: of course ur watched? r u trying to get something from me in vip?
247: LOL.....!!
247: I figured they have cameras in the VIP..
247: But the security dude was always putting his head in.
247: I like to feel relaxed..
247: Anyway...I think I might have caught the Lap Dance bug.
247: Except I can't go to those clubs.
247: Not sure what Imma do about that as I don't know any dancers.
Jo_Bunny: theres tons baby
247: I'm sure...but I don't know em.
247: Gotta be careful out here in LA.
247: So how do I get a Lapdance from you next week...?
247: Would be allot of fun.
247: and NO cameras watching us.
247: U know you'd love it too.
247: I think I paid $150 for a 30min VIP.
247: Plus tips.
247: Wait...do U still have my number...??


wow. that was smooth, buddy.

Sunnylexie
10-30-2012, 01:15 AM
Guys trying to motivate me to give them a free treat with smth like "cm on I know you want it", "noone else is in here", "we'll do it real quick so you don't get caught", or "the admin is my friend". Do they REALLY think I'm an exhibitionist dying to show her private parts, the only reason for her not to do so be someone would call the police on her? "Oh, here we are at last - let me show you my pussy while noone's watching! Shall I pay YOU so you'd watch me take my pants off?" Bitch, please.

Sunnylexie
10-30-2012, 01:50 AM
Had this in pvt on SM.

MitchTheCollegeProf: clothes off
where ya from?
the connection seems bad =(
you are a bit fat but cute
is this your home?
ill tip ya 10 gold it ya walk outside nude

Me: lolol

MitchTheCollegeProf: lets go do it =)
chicken?
ill have to come back later
ill tip 15 then =)

*leaves*

Indeed, it's all about me being chicken - because it can't be about you being cheap. You offered me the whole 10 gold to do it.
And, indeed, telling me I'm fat and my connection isn't good enough is the best way to make me more agreeable.

P.S. He never tipped me, the 10 or anything. Guess he wasn't going to.

LenaLux
10-30-2012, 04:04 AM
Loool, "you are a bit fat but cute", what a JERK.

Glasses
10-30-2012, 05:11 AM
I had a "you are not nice but you are cute" guy once. THANK YOU VERY VERY MUCH.... -.-

MommieLongLegs
10-30-2012, 07:48 AM
Had this in pvt on SM.
clothes off
where ya from?
the connection seems bad =(
you are a bit fat but cute." Firstly, I hate when the first thing a guy says in private is "clothes off" or "get naked" or "show pussy close up now"...like, I already know you're rushing me so you can leave asap.

Secondly, this guy is an asshole who was obviously trying to make you feel bad about yourself even though he knows you're hot. If he didn't think you were perfect he wouldn't have taken you private.

I blocked a regular because he went from being a submissive sph guy to giving me backhanded compliments like that or calling me names.

Sunnylexie
10-30-2012, 09:42 AM
Secondly, this guy is an asshole who was obviously trying to make you feel bad about yourself even though he knows you're hot. If he didn't think you were perfect he wouldn't have taken you private.

I blocked a regular because he went from being a submissive sph guy to giving me backhanded compliments like that or calling me names.

It did seem to be a lame psychological trick to me - like if he was trying to get stuff for free or to make me lower the price, so I was like WTF at first (because he had taken me pvt, and I'm pretty sure my connection was good and I can only be considered fat by someone with a fetish for anorexia). The ridiculous tip offer just brought his intention to the surface.

MommieLongLegs
10-30-2012, 10:51 AM
It did seem to be a lame psychological trick to me - like if he was trying to get stuff for free or to make me lower the price, so I was like WTF at first (because he had taken me pvt, and I'm pretty sure my connection was good and I can only be considered fat by someone with a fetish for anorexia). The ridiculous tip offer just brought his intention to the surface.

yep that's exactly what he doing. Trying to take a pretty girl down a couple pegs.
I'm 5'7, 120 lbs and this guy goes "it says 5'7, 120 on your profile but u look more like 125-130"...little does he know I've been the same weight/height since I was like 15 (24 now) and I'm in no way insecure about my weight, so his attempt failed.

So you're not alone. At least you got paid to put up with his bs. :)

CourtneyRaine
10-30-2012, 12:18 PM
Backhanded compliments make me absolutely furious. Srsly? Just go ahead and insult me already, dude. Like the guy in free chat a couple of weeks ago who told me I'm cute and he'd rate me a 9 out of 10. Of course he couldn't rate me anything since this was in free chat and refused to tip me or go private. Or the guy last night with a thing for toes who told me my feet are "almost" perfect. I gave an eyebrow raise and said, "almost"? "They would be completely perfect if they were in my mouth." Um, no they wouldn't. Not a cute save. Of course this guy has been parked in my room for the past month and we only did our first show last night. Then of course I wake up to a dm from him asking if I have a paypal so we can do skype shows. You know, so I can keep ALL the money. What a twat.

MommieLongLegs
10-30-2012, 01:25 PM
Backhanded compliments make me absolutely furious. Srsly? Just go ahead and insult me already, dude. Like the guy in free chat a couple of weeks ago who told me I'm cute and he'd rate me a 9 out of 10. Of course he couldn't rate me anything since this was in free chat and refused to tip me or go private. Or the guy last night with a thing for toes who told me my feet are "almost" perfect. I gave an eyebrow raise and said, "almost"? "They would be completely perfect if they were in my mouth." Um, no they wouldn't. Not a cute save. Of course this guy has been parked in my room for the past month and we only did our first show last night. Then of course I wake up to a dm from him asking if I have a paypal so we can do skype shows. You know, so I can keep ALL the money. What a twat.

Omg these guys just get off on telling a chick she's not "all that" and shouldn't think as highly of herself as she does.

And I hate the guys who go private then either come back and want to do skype or just sit there talking trying to take up your time for free. They get mad when you won't chat with them all night listening (reading?) to how their day went.

I had a guy come back and say he wanted to go private, but had a question first. He wanted me to give him advice on what to do about this girl he gives $ to or something...I do not play counselor for free. Luckily someone who was serious whisked me away before i could answer ;)

StephanieXS
10-30-2012, 03:18 PM
My favorite, and I get this everyday is:

guy (who only has a guest account with no money): bb, I go private with you! Show me tits!
Me: Only in pvt!
guy: Okay, go private, now.
guy: "Customer 1298374530982348764539085234 you are now paying for private."
Me: We're still in free chat, bb!
guy: No, I pay! You have computer problem. It lie!
Me: Then why is everyone else here?
guy: *leaves*

Considering the frequency, I'm wondering if it's like a bot or something. Or maybe other models trying to get girls in trouble.

Sunnylexie
11-01-2012, 06:32 PM
- You are from **** right?
- *nod*
- Wanna guess how I know?
( Mmm, think I have the country name on my profile and under my main page thumbnail?.. Dunno)
- **** girls' rooms always look like they're ready for moving out
- ?
- Too little furniture in your room

WTF, are you looking for a show or for a room to rent?

xobarbiexo
11-01-2012, 07:08 PM
One douche told me he was a cop and I was under investigation.. this was all done in pvt chat lmfao I pretended like oh what huh me? lmao then he left came back and did another pvt where he told me he knew where I was & he was going to pick me up so I could give him a bj. He said he did it with so many other models & I played dumb so he ended pvt. Then he privated me again and called me a bunch of names, lmao.
This was like back to back so he had me in pvt for a good hour, dumbass lol.

Sunnylexie
11-01-2012, 10:52 PM
- For that price, you should already be naked
- Lol really?
- *modelname* does anal for 1.49 and shows her tits all the time. What you do to charge 2.49?

FFS, why dont you go to a pornstar's room and say: "Hey what you think you are? *Modelname* would do the same stuff as you plus a carrot up her ass for 1.99, and she'd be already naked and with a toy in her pussy when I click PVT! Why should one pay you $10 a minute?" Would win you more money, Mr. Take-The-Diva-Down.