View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
MissSeraphim
11-01-2012, 11:18 PM
I guy with no tokens is currently chatting me up about the pix on his page...(all cum/dick shots)
"some are very tricky to take" Oh yes, do educate me on the finer points of dick pic taking.
"in case you were wondering, it's 8 inches. 9 when I'm horny" Yes, I was wondering oh so much. (and it's totally not that big..I just endured tons of the nasty pix)
seller317
11-02-2012, 06:12 AM
Tell me what the hell to do in pvt or plan on being disappointed. I hate when they dont say nothing then take you pvt and still dont say nothing. ??? Grrr.....
Marina Starr
11-02-2012, 06:41 AM
I don't mind if they say nothing when they take me private but if they won't acknowledge me after I greeted them in free chat for a few minutes then I kick them out. There's no need for them to be in my room if they're rude. The kick and ban buttons are there for a reason.
Your Evil Twin
11-02-2012, 06:44 AM
Along the lines of this thread ...
I know a guy is only there to waste my time when he says,
"What was the youngest guy you ever had sex with?"
"What do you show in private?"
"What do you do in private?"
"I will pay your airfare to come to ______"
"If you come see me I will pay you $1000.00"
"Show me your nipples."
"What will you flash me for gold?"
"If you show me your tits I will take you private."
"Shake that ass."
"Show ass bb."
"You are giving me a boner right now."
"Can you put on a pair of satin panties?"
"Do you have any slips you can wear for me bb?
"Are you wearing heels?"
"Can you show me your feet bb?"
"Take off panties!"
"Take off top!"
"Do you do porn?"
"Tell me what you will do in private."
"Can I see your toys?"
"Please take off your shoes, I want to see your feet before I go private."
"Do you like black cock?" <--- not sure why but this one always means "I am wasting your time BB."
"My cock is __" long bb."
"I sent you photos bb."
"I sent you an email, can you read it right now?"
"Did you get those pictures I sent you bb?"
"I will go private when you make me horny."
etc.
CourtneyRaine
11-02-2012, 11:46 AM
Dude asks to see my boobies in free chat. I tell him sure, it's $5. He asks for a quick peek for free. I told him I don't give free peeks, not even if they're quick. He asks for a handbra. I'm like dude, I'm not showing you my breasts for free. Tip or stop asking. So then he starts asking all the other guys in the room if any of them have $5 so I can flash. Lmfao I asked why he just doesn't load credits to his own account? And he says he can't because he's broke. Of course. Why watch free porn tube when you're broke, you can always come and harass live cam models and their customers. It doesn't make you seem like a whining loser at all. We love that type of behavior.
It gets better. One of my regs was in the room when all this was happening. Saw the whole thing. Said he'd throw down "for the team" so he tipped me the $5 and I did what I promised. And the guy who was asking for the freebies, what did he do? Complained. "Wow they're big. I'm happy I didn't tip for those hangers." What The Fucking Fuck?! But it's okay, as soon as he said that my reg whisked me away for a 20 minute private so I didn't have to think twice about the douchey guy's rude and pathetic broke ass :)
CourtneyRaine
11-02-2012, 09:51 PM
This one actually came from another model. While browsing SM rooms I came across a girl saying that not only is she the best on the site, but once guys join her gold show they'll realize that every other model has been ripping them off.
Bitch, please.
I am seething right now.
Is it really necessary to insult other people just to make yourself look better? (And not for nothing, I actually LIKE the fact that my ass doesn't prolapse. I LIKE the fact that my pussy is too tight to fit three dildos inside at once. That does not make you "better" than me, that just makes you "looser" than me.)
[ETA: have you looked up "anal prolapse"? Google image that shit and turn the safe search off, but only if you're not squeamish. And this female wanna talk how she better than me because that's what her ass do in shows and mine don't? Yeah boo you right, my boom boom never looked like that during a gold show and I'm proud of it. Don't think you better than me.]
volatileghost
11-02-2012, 09:55 PM
I bet I know who it is.... xD And if it is her, I'm glad I can't put any of her huge toys in my pussy either!!
CourtneyRaine
11-02-2012, 10:00 PM
I bet I know who it is.... xD And if it is her, I'm glad I can't put any of her huge toys in my pussy either!!
^ I have no qualms with what girls do in their shows. If they want to be extreme, let them be extreme. I personally like "extreme insertion" clips when I watch porn, so I get it, if that makes you money and you're okay with it then do yo' thang.
But there's no need to call other girls a "rip off" just because some of us choose not to do that.
volatileghost
11-02-2012, 10:01 PM
I've heard her say that her show was the best on the site before, too. I was like, cmon, not all guys like that anyway.... That's kind of presumptuous, lol.
Orchidina
11-02-2012, 11:12 PM
i'm in a show with a very few and far between sort of regular..and he asks if i've ever seen a guy finger his ass while he masturbates.
Why of course not! i would LOVE for you to show me! my curiosity is piqued!
And about halfway through as i'm encouraging him and telling him how "that's so interesting! it's got me so wet sweetie!" and what do i get out of the blue?
"can i get a vid or some pics of u for showin u something new"
O.O WHAT?
What i said "No, sweetie. i don't do vid sets and if you want pictures that costs extra"
What i wanted to say: "No jackass! Just because you think you've shown me something new does not entitle you to pictures of me at no extra cost.
What. The. Fuck?
Why are people suddenly expecting pics and videos as a bonus all of a sudden?
justsometwat
11-03-2012, 12:02 AM
"700 tokens for a fuck show? That's a bit expensive"
Yes, says the person with no tokens. >:(
JoJoX
11-03-2012, 12:43 AM
"700 tokens for a fuck show? That's a bit expensive"
Yes, says the person with no tokens. >:(
Actually that is so far from expensive.
Sunnylexie
11-03-2012, 02:52 AM
I bet I know who it is.... xD And if it is her, I'm glad I can't put any of her huge toys in my pussy either!!
Lol, is it the Bedpost Girl on SM? For some reason beyond my understanding, they used to show me as a "similar model" on her page, so some idiots would demand that I sat my pussy on a bedpost - hilarious, cause I work on a small puffy sofa with no posts.
And yes, my men told me she'd claim herself the only model worth seeing. I know that being judgenmental about other models is wrong (and against the forum rules, too), but DAMN that's MEAN and DISGUSTING in every way. Many models would offer something unique, but it is not a reason for throwing turds at everyone who doesnt do it (or, in fact, does something other than that).
justsometwat
11-03-2012, 11:49 AM
Actually that is so far from expensive.
No kidding.
MommieLongLegs
11-03-2012, 12:53 PM
In my fucking free chat:
mmm found my black chick im black to im bout to finish nuttin
Me: fuck u
*block
Are you fucking serious?!
eta: I'm not gonna let these assholes keep me from making my money. I'm gonna get back on later just because (when I don't feel like cutting someone lol)
CourtneyRaine
11-03-2012, 01:10 PM
Lol, is it the Bedpost Girl on SM?
Hahaha no, I'm not going to name anyone by name but I assure you, it was not "bedpost girl."
Out of all of the stupid annoying shit I've heard, I think the things that anger me most are the things that other models say. I don't really mean troll models who come in as guests and talk crap trying to bring you down, I mean hearing girls hawking their own shows by telling members they are so much better than every other girl on there, the only one worth seeing, the only one who can satisfy them, etc. It makes me So. Angry.
I guess I am just spoiled by how close most of the girls here on SW. Especially since joining verified I am really seeing just how beautiful a lot of girls are, and how many will go above and beyond to help each other out. So when I hear a model telling a room full of hundreds of guys that I am a rip off- not me by name, of course, but me because I am not her... I don't know I just think it's a very ugly thing to say and it makes us all look like conniving bitches.
Orchidina
11-03-2012, 06:05 PM
Jablowme: let me see one tit first? not two, that would be asking two (haha) much
Me: Minimum 5 gold for free chat requests.
Jablowme: yea i read.. i thought that was just for all that mean obnocious ppl though
Me: nope. that's for everyone
Jablowme: im jacking it right now... I am about to cum. If u showed me that tit ill come thinking about u, and ill remember u for next time! (i know what i am asking is ridiculous but hey, maybe u feel like having fun with ur body for 20 seconds!)
Jablowme has been blocked
blt3790
11-04-2012, 02:08 PM
I couldn't sleep two days ago, so got up at 3 am and logged onto streamate. This guy comes into free:
" Do you think it's wrong tht I sumtimes wnt 2 suk of gys?"
A few moments and reassurances that no, it's not wrong and to quit wasting my time:
"I jst want to knw tht al grls dnt thk it wrg"
Booted him and then he came back and asked the same question. Then I banned him... If you want to be ashamed of your sexuality, don't do it in my room or troll...
blt3790
11-04-2012, 02:09 PM
If this was on sm... I've seen this guy and banned him too.
Sensationalkristal
11-04-2012, 02:42 PM
"Do you have heels?"
"Do you poop?"
"Do you have skype? (I do but why the hell would i talk to you there?)
"Anal?"
"Let me see your feet"
Stick it in"
Sunnylexie
11-04-2012, 08:51 PM
Have you ever got anyone ask you to put YOUR foot into YOUR pussy? 0_o
The only thing I could find on how one can do it was this http://editthis.info/create_your_own_adventure/Try_to_bring_your_foot_to_your_pussy
CourtneyRaine
11-04-2012, 09:52 PM
Have you ever got anyone ask you to put YOUR foot into YOUR pussy? 0_o
Sadly, yes. More than once.
I try to honor all reasonable requests but really? Foot in pussy = reasonable????
CourtneyRaine
11-04-2012, 09:58 PM
Guy in free chat keeps insisting that I call him. I tell him I can't, it's against site rules. The he asked me to email him. I tell him I can't, exchanging contact information can get my account terminated and I do not want to risk it. He says he understands. Then proceeds to give me his phone number.
32170
No.
Clearly he does not understand :(
Your Evil Twin
11-04-2012, 11:11 PM
When I started stripping I had all these guys trying to get me to go home with them. It was like, "My god, how clueless are you, no self-respecting woman would be caught dead with you!" I said that with my inside voice, not my outside voice. But then I noticed that lots of strippers were going home with custies, for drugs, for prostitution, for fun. That was unfathomable to me. So in the beginning I was thinking that strippers were these sort of sexually elite women who only flirted with guys in clubs for money, I thought wow... they are all so smart and I kinda looked up to them. Then after I had been working for a while stripper reality hit and my fantasy of what it was to be a stripper was blown away by the cold hard reality. Of course there were still girls like I had imagined but they were few and far between, then again??? Most strippers I knew were extras girls who made a lot of their money outside the club.
So at first when guys on cam sites kept trying to get my contact information I just thought they were idiots but then I remembered the stripping scene and realized that a lot of cam girls are probably meeting customers IRL and that's why they ask. At first I wrote it off to guys being idiots but the answer is always somewhere in the middle. It's graysville out there and a lot of guys are probably idiots also.
MommieLongLegs
11-05-2012, 04:27 PM
SM message:
White boy, 6 foot 2, eyes of blue, 205 lbs.has this to tell you: Hi Hot Sexy Babe! I love black pussy, I want black pussy! I crave black pussy, I am obsessed with black pussy! I especially like to eat black pussy! Black pussy is the best pussy in the world! I want to lick your pussy day and nite!Let me know if you would like a face picture and some pictures of my cock! OK? I would love to fuck all of your holes!!
Me: You can take me private when I'm online and do cam2cam. Otherwise, I'm not interested. Have a good day.
Him: Oops! I guess I got a wrong number. Sorry!
---------
The next day:
Hi Hot Sexy Baby! I still wanna lick your pussy! Maybe I'll send a face pic.
*sigh* I guess he still doesn't get it lol
JGB2009
11-05-2012, 05:48 PM
Since I have been pregnant, I've been asked the dumbest things....so today went like this....
Dumbass: Do you even know who the father of your baby is?
Me: I know how to block
Dumbass: why?
Me: I instantly blocked him right then an there
Some people have nothing better to do with their time!!!!!!!!!!!
AliceFun
11-05-2012, 07:38 PM
him: can i see a close up in ur mouth
me: yes in pvt
him: can u fit the cam in your mouth
me: ban
Another one that pissed me off a lot-> him: If you had a son will u fuck him on cam?
me: blocked directly, point is I HAVE A TEENAGER SON and asshole question got me soo angry!
Jaana
11-06-2012, 01:37 AM
I woke up to this rating on MGF from a guy i sold a farting clip video to a few months ago. Mind you, i didn't do anything extreme..just took a short video every time I farted for a few days.
"very sexy girl. no inhibition . nice little farts"
Your Evil Twin
11-06-2012, 02:40 AM
Another one that pissed me off a lot-> him: If you had a son will u fuck him on cam?
me: blocked directly, point is I HAVE A TEENAGER SON and asshole question got me soo angry!
I got this one too, either son or daughter (I forget) but INSTANT BAN and I don't even have kids.
whiteheat
11-06-2012, 07:00 AM
32181
How can someone bother rating the tip and the private with 3?! ahah asshole
This idiot came in an ongoing premium for a few minutes and I remember he was typing and was commenting on my ass and such and I kept doing bootyshaking and teasing him with my derriere he seem he was enjoying and tipped 1 throughout. lol I said thanks, I always thank tippers.
KimKlass
11-06-2012, 08:32 AM
Tonight:
"All I've ever wanted was to have mayo licked off my flesh hoagie"
"May I lick your ear hole with my slimy mouth tongue?"
"I just wish to lick your eyeball"
"No need to make an affront to my person"
Me- "That all sounds unsanitary bb"
IsobelWren
11-06-2012, 10:24 AM
Tonight:
"All I've ever wanted was to have mayo licked off my flesh hoagie"
"May I lick your ear hole with my slimy mouth tongue?"
"I just wish to lick your eyeball"
"No need to make an affront to my person"
Me- "That all sounds unsanitary bb"
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9g3heJjTg1qg2685.jpg
CourtneyRaine
11-06-2012, 12:34 PM
32181
Maybe I missed this but since when can guys rate tips on SM?!?!?! That does NOT seem right to me!
GAH HULK SMASH!!!!!
Sunnylexie
11-06-2012, 10:12 PM
Got THIS in a gold show.
asshat has pledged $3.00 toward your GOLD Show.
asshat: nice
shave ur pussy for us
Me: lol like 4 real?
asshat: yes
*Uhm, that bush is bread and butter 4 me and you want me to shave it off for 3 gold, right?*
asshat: looks like a horses ass
Me: reading profiles is good, they say ;)
asshat: to much hair
asshat: pee
*Y U NO READ MY PROFILE?!! *
asshat: can i get a refund?
Me: read my profile please. No toilet shows here)
no, sorry -you'd read profile and show descr before entering(((
*Hope that teaches you how to read before you sign. You should thank God that was not a million-worth contract, dumbass.*
asshat: i cant even get off
asshat: put it in ur ass
*I do no anal, READ MY FUCKIN’ PROFILE ALREADY!!!!!!!!!11111*
asshat: what a waste of 300 dollars
Me: lol
asshat: dame that is gross
ill never cum now
MUST. NOT. KILL.
CourtneyRaine
11-06-2012, 10:24 PM
Hahahaha! Because $300 is TOTALLY the same as $3! Don't you know you're supposed to bow down to every man who spends three bucks? Lol. Really bb, do EVERYTHING he says for $3 bb, promise you'll make so much more $ bb :P
Sunnylexie
11-06-2012, 10:32 PM
Don't you know you're supposed to bow down to every man who spends three bucks? Lol. Really bb, do EVERYTHING he says for $3 bb, promise you'll make so much more $ bb :P
Love those cheapass directors. They jump in with a minimum pledge and start ordering around as if they were in Exclusive. The worst thing about them is that sometimes they'd try to ruin the show if ignored (like clogging the chat, insulting other members or myself, etc).
CourtneyRaine
11-06-2012, 10:49 PM
LMFAO I'm sorry... I cannot stop laughing... at what these guys think we will do for a Whole Dollar... It is hysterical to me.... These minute men who want to have so much power... lmao oh my gosh my chest hurts... We're supposed to change our Whole Category.... For a dollar... Yeah, babe, any time... Hahahahaha.... Maybe I have no compassion, but, they have no common sense!
Cam_Model_Jess
11-06-2012, 11:03 PM
Maybe I missed this but since when can guys rate tips on SM?!?!?! That does NOT seem right to me!
GAH HULK SMASH!!!!!
It doesn't count twice. I've done the math on my own b/c that's happened to me before. Also is impossible for one customer to rate you twice in one day w/ same rating & have it actually count.
Orchidina
11-07-2012, 01:51 AM
Mizzle12: your shear beauty makes me fill guilty for rubbing my cock to you
Me: then make up for it and go to private.
Mizzle12: is that ok?
Me: not if you're not paying me
Mizzle12: your gonna have to earn it first
Me nope. bye.
BAN.
theclairebear
11-07-2012, 10:05 PM
"Show me your pads girls and i'll show you my diaper"
Classy_Katy
11-08-2012, 07:26 AM
"Show me your pads girls and i'll show you my diaper"
Now there's an offer not to be refused!
Sunnylexie
11-08-2012, 11:16 AM
Today, I banned a guy right out of a PVT for saying "come here and suck my dick, *countryname* slut". He had the nerve to send me a PM asking why I did it. Douche.
What really pisses me off is when people insult me about my nationality. Better when they do it on purpose, so I can just go and ban them. But sometimes they do it unintendedly. What is more, some guys can't even understand why I get mad when they call my compatriots alcoholics and whores and speak of us as if we were a band of australopythecs just off a tree. To them it looks like telling about the Pope being a Catholic.
NO, the opportunity of getting dollars having sex with tourists WAS NOT my reason to learn languages.
YES, I DO have a BF. YES, he is from here. NO, a girl from my country doesnt have to fly across the ocean to find a hard dick to bounce on/nice guy to live with. YES, it IS possible to find a decent man where I live. Oh, now you are surprized. Why?
NO, my BF is not an alcoholic. Neither am I. We drink a glass of wine or beer probably once a month.
YES, I know who George Washington was. YES, I know Berlin is in Germany. YES, I know what "the UK" stands for. NO, I didn't just memorize it in order to please customers from abroad. Well, I went to school. MY WORD, I DID! Well, I'm SPEAKING ENGLISH to you, where could I learn it? Ahh, you thought I was using Google Translate... I see.
Makes me want to use a fake IP.
KimKlass
11-08-2012, 12:19 PM
It's the gold shows. Lots of girls offer extras for extra gold. I had a guy beg me to look at his dick pic for 3 hours today. When I finally told him that I had seen the damn thing, he asked if he could get a pussy pic in return. I really want to send every beggar on SM this link:
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=free+porn
That link is so fucking awesome that I kind of want to dry hump your leg a little bit
Classy_Katy
11-08-2012, 12:33 PM
It's the gold shows. Lots of girls offer extras for extra gold. I had a guy beg me to look at his dick pic for 3 hours today. When I finally told him that I had seen the damn thing, he asked if he could get a pussy pic in return. I really want to send every beggar on SM this link:
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=free+porn
Oh wow!
PrincessLuna
11-08-2012, 02:06 PM
hagiospneuma2: you look to nice to be doing this stuff
Me: Looks can be deceiving ^_~
hagiospneuma2: you are young and beautiful - you can live any life you want... why this?
Me: Nope, dude, no. We're not going to have this discussion, it's really annoying and insulting. I do what I do to allow me the time and income to do all the important things in my life.
hagiospneuma2: I am not a guy
Me: Well, 90% of people that go on sex sites are guys.
hagiospneuma2: i am a woman who talks to young girls like yourself
Me: Go talk to someone else.
*BAN*
I am an adult and make my own decisions in life. People like this are disgusting cretins to me.
LaceyCummings
11-08-2012, 03:07 PM
First, this guy is an egotistical, pasty, beached whale and his dick looks like a tapered candle. We had a pretty lengthy private focused on how great he thinks his cock is, and how great he thinks that I think his cock is. I wish I could have copied and pasted the whole thing, but it was too damn long. This was my favorite gem.
"now you know why they CUM on ENTRY when i enter them for the first time"
Ummm Yeah...cuz all it takes for a woman to orgasm is a big fat cock inside us, right? You don't need to stimulate my clit or anything bb.
Reality check. I can't speak for everyone, but I don't even need to be penetrated to get off. Besides that, it would be physically impossible for me personally to get off from penetration alone...ever.
To me, trying to get a girl off by pounding her as hard as you can with your dick is about as logical as trying to put out a fire by hitting it with a baseball bat. You're doing it wrong! He might as well claim that he can give a girl an orgasm by sticking his finger in her bellybutton.
This guy had all kinds of misconceptions about female physiology and arousal, he was disgusting AND on top of that he was cocky! He was full of himself, full of shit and annoying as fuck. He was one of those guys that was so ignorant it actually made me mad, lol.
****Also- I had someone in my room today on SM (I already forgot the name) :( ,but there were 2 identical screen names in my chat, and I couldn't kick or block either of them! The person did not say anything the whole time they were in my free chat, and I eventually logged off. Very distressing!
MissEgo
11-08-2012, 04:52 PM
He might as well claim that he can give a girl an orgasm by sticking his finger in her bellybutton.
I think there was a girl on one of the zillion Big Brother seasons who said she could actually get off by touching her belly button.
CamCurious
11-08-2012, 05:32 PM
Reality check. I can't speak for everyone, but I don't even need to be penetrated to get off. Besides that, it would be physically impossible for me personally to get off from penetration alone...ever.
To me, trying to get a girl off by pounding her as hard as you can with your dick is about as logical as trying to put out a fire by hitting it with a baseball bat. You're doing it wrong! He might as well claim that he can give a girl an orgasm by sticking his finger in her bellybutton.
I'm like that too. I have a guy who comes to see me about once a week, and I love the money but he is getting on my nerves so much it's almost not even worth it. He's a harder, faster, rougher guy & after an hour & a half he tells me I'm not doing it good enough? My hand is a fucking blur on the screen! How much faster can I do it dude? My arms are about to fall off! Then he says "why u not cumming? U should b cumming back to back. Continuously cumming for me!" WTF!! Maybe I'm not cuming because it doesn't feel good dumbass. I had already "cum" for him 3 or 4 times, but he wanted me to cum continously for an hour? I don't even know how to fake that! I gave him my performance one more time & then just slowed way down & made soft noises hoping he would disconnect before I had to do it for him. Irritated the hell out of me. I'm actually beginning to believe we could do a service to women everywhere by teaching these guys how to really please a woman. They might have a chance of actually getting laid if they knew how to properly treat a woman and respect the pussy, but you know the dumbasses wouldn't listen. Every night I work makes me more thankful for my fantastic lover.
TM1975
11-08-2012, 06:22 PM
****Also- I had someone in my room today on SM (I already forgot the name) :( ,but there were 2 identical screen names in my chat, and I couldn't kick or block either of them! The person did not say anything the whole time they were in my free chat, and I eventually logged off. Very distressing!
Lacey sometimes this happens to me if a guy get disconnected from a gold show or private and comes back into the room, they end up kind of 'stuck' and the only thing that fixes it is logging out... I can't stand when there are guys stuck in my room >.<
Sunnylexie
11-08-2012, 10:09 PM
^^Second that. Nicks stuck or doubled are a usual bug with SM's new chat interface. It was there before gold shows))))