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Sunnylexie
11-08-2012, 10:41 PM
I'm like that too. I have a guy who comes to see me about once a week, and I love the money but he is getting on my nerves so much it's almost not even worth it. He's a harder, faster, rougher guy & after an hour & a half he tells me I'm not doing it good enough? My hand is a fucking blur on the screen! How much faster can I do it dude? My arms are about to fall off! Then he says "why u not cumming? U should b cumming back to back. Continuously cumming for me!" WTF!! Maybe I'm not cuming because it doesn't feel good dumbass. I had already "cum" for him 3 or 4 times, but he wanted me to cum continously for an hour? I don't even know how to fake that! I gave him my performance one more time & then just slowed way down & made soft noises hoping he would disconnect before I had to do it for him. Irritated the hell out of me. I'm actually beginning to believe we could do a service to women everywhere by teaching these guys how to really please a woman. They might have a chance of actually getting laid if they knew how to properly treat a woman and respect the pussy, but you know the dumbasses wouldn't listen. Every night I work makes me more thankful for my fantastic lover.

ROFL... If it worked the way they think, adult shops would sell drills and jackhammers.

Reminded me of this:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/fuckhergently

CamCurious
11-08-2012, 11:02 PM
ROFL... If it worked the way they think, adult shops would sell drills and jackhammers.

Reminded me of this:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/fuckhergently

I love that song! Cracks me up every time. I have it on my ipod in my camming playlist lol. They still don't get it!

Orchidina
11-09-2012, 01:34 AM
bigneil: Will u stand up so I can see u
Me: for 5 gold yes. Minimum 5 gold for free chat requests.
bigneil: Just to stand up?
Me: yes..because you're seeing my body. and i get paid to show it off. it's like being in a strip club..you want to see, you tip.
bigneil has logged off

also, dude i've got pictures you can look at. . . Am i being unreasonable?

IsobelWren
11-09-2012, 01:26 PM
I'm like that too. I have a guy who comes to see me about once a week, and I love the money but he is getting on my nerves so much it's almost not even worth it. He's a harder, faster, rougher guy & after an hour & a half he tells me I'm not doing it good enough? My hand is a fucking blur on the screen! How much faster can I do it dude? My arms are about to fall off! Then he says "why u not cumming? U should b cumming back to back. Continuously cumming for me!" WTF!! Maybe I'm not cuming because it doesn't feel good dumbass. I had already "cum" for him 3 or 4 times, but he wanted me to cum continously for an hour? I don't even know how to fake that! I gave him my performance one more time & then just slowed way down & made soft noises hoping he would disconnect before I had to do it for him. Irritated the hell out of me. I'm actually beginning to believe we could do a service to women everywhere by teaching these guys how to really please a woman. They might have a chance of actually getting laid if they knew how to properly treat a woman and respect the pussy, but you know the dumbasses wouldn't listen. Every night I work makes me more thankful for my fantastic lover.

If you believe that then you should stop jackhammering your pussy and faking orgasms. If he thinks you're coming 3 or 4 times from your hand slamming you so fast it's a blur, he has no reason to think that other women don't as well. Not only will he try to do that if he gets a real lady, but he'll be disappointed when she doesn't just gush from all holes immediately. Your fantastic lover wasn't born that way, your lover was taught through experience with others before you. You can be paid to be that experience for these guys.

Remember, YOU'RE in charge here. You do what feels good to you. When you do what feels good to you A) You teach the guys what women generally actually like B) You like your job a little more because you're not battering yourself painfully and you may actually experience some orgasms C) You self select for men who are kind and realistic. The men who think jackhammering is the way to go are either educated by you or leave, so you don't have to see them again.

When I'm tempted to just disconnect or force someone (through my inattention or whatever) to disconnect I try to think of it as a teachable moment. What would I do to make this better? How would I like this guy to be acting instead of the way he's acting right now? How can I convey this to him in a way where A) He learns and doesn't get butt hurt B) I get him to stay on the line longer C) I don't spend the rest of this session hating life, getting a bad rating or losing out on someone who could, with some teaching, be a good client.

Ok, there were lots of lettered points in there. :)

CamCurious
11-09-2012, 02:03 PM
If you believe that then you should stop jackhammering your pussy and faking orgasms. If he thinks you're coming 3 or 4 times from your hand slamming you so fast it's a blur, he has no reason to think that other women don't as well. only will he try to do that if he gets a real lady, but he'll be disappointed when she doesn't just gush from all holes immediately. Your fantastic lover wasn't born that way, your lover was taught through experience with others before you. You can be paid to be that experience for these guys.

Remember, YOU'RE in charge here. You do what feels good to you. When you do what feels good to you A) You teach the guys what women generally actually like B) You like your job a little more because you're not battering yourself painfully and you may actually experience some orgasms C) You self select for men who are kind and realistic. The men who think jackhammering is the way to go are either educated by you or leave, so you don't have to see them again.

That's exactly my point. You said it wonderfully. Some will enjoy the much more satisfying, more realistic experience when you take control, but some only want what they want because they're paying for it. Many don't care if you fake it or if you really enjoy it. They just want to see what they like. I'm ready to let these guys find a different performer :) I'm having fun, or I'm not doing it. I want to please my customers, but not when it makes me hate him. It's just not worth it any other way.

Sunnylexie
11-09-2012, 10:28 PM
Here's another myth those guys believe in: when having an orgasm, a woman SQUIRTS (advanced version for ignoramuses: and her cum is white, like in men). If she doesn't or says she isn't a squirter, she either fakes orgasms, or is showing disrespect by refusing to do something that easy, or has some "assembly defect". As sad as it may seem, the myth is supported by numerous camgirls who imitate it to make their shows more appealing. Honestly, browsing room descriptions on SM, one can easily get convinced that 90% women would squirt after 2 to 5 minutes, 9% would take up to 10 or 15, and the rest are just lazy bitches who wouldn't bother trying. Damn, on the site, saying you aren't a squirter is like apologizing about being ineffective or confessing to be abnormal)))))

Orchidina
11-09-2012, 11:06 PM
As sad as it may seem, the myth is supported by numerous camgirls who imitate it

How, exactly, can you imitate squirting?
the mind, it boggles.

PrincessLuna
11-09-2012, 11:07 PM
How, exactly, can you imitate squirting?
the mind, it boggles.

Easy answer: pee yourself.

Sunnylexie
11-09-2012, 11:36 PM
Easy answer: pee yourself.

You can just pee on bed, or pour stuff inside vagina using a cumming dildo/ball syringe and then squeeze it out. You can also use devices to squirt liquids from under your butt (all you have to do is to set the right angle to make it look like it came out of your vaj). To me, the pain doesnt seem to be worth the gain in either case - so, yes, I am one lazy bitch)))

ManyRoses
11-10-2012, 12:11 AM
"You act like you are hardcore, but you are totally beginner/softcore/amateur"

I swear, sometimes these boys have been so long without fucking a "vanilla" (non sex-worker) that they have completely lost touch with reality, when it comes to "hard/softcore". Or they assume that the inability to do ONE SINGLE thing makes a girl totally "vanilla"...

Let's see....I've been in the sex industry for nearly a decade. I can deepthroat 13+". I will happily fuck every hole. I do c2c and phone. I have multiple costumes. I am proficient in a range of fetishes, including feet, hands, mouth, sploshing, oil shows, gagging, spit shows, SPH, cuck shows, dom, fin dom, blackmail, riding, pillow humping, ass worship, race play, reluctance, piercing play, vore, and god knows what else that doesn't immediately spring to mind. I do ATM (for extra cash), DP, and airtight. I can take an 8" dildo up the ass while deepthroating a giant dildo I am holding with my feet. I can put my legs behind my head and fuck all holes at once. I have every possible type of stocking, sock, lingerie, corsetry and high heel. I can talk dirty like a nymphomaniac Websters. I can do the splits, shoot a dildo out of my pussy, and fit my fist in my mouth. If I have any in the house, I can actually tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue.

Oh, but I can't shove my hairdryer up my ass? I MUST be uber vanilla then. Total newb.

Classy_Katy
11-10-2012, 01:06 AM
This was in free chat in directIM:

Freeloader: hi
Me: hi
Me: how are you?
Freeloader: better than yesterday
Me: that's good <ok let's hear it, going to be a freeloader>
Freeloader: caught my husband with a young girl
Me: would you like to talk to me about it in pvt?
Freeloader: dont have credit
Me: well free chat is for those intending to have a paid chat
Me: but just looking to decide
Freeloader: so

Kick!!!

crashingsilent
11-10-2012, 02:49 AM
*tips 20 tokens*
"can u take one tit out?"

:facepalm:

EvelynHeartsYou
11-11-2012, 03:29 PM
Mark: hey
wanna see me masterbate with my rosary??
im really hot
Mark: youll enjoy it
just kidding
Mark has been blocked

StephanieXS
11-12-2012, 01:29 AM
This made me feel GREAT last night...
(in private chat, he purchased 35 minutes)

Jerk: Take your clothes off, baby.
*i get naked*
Jerk: Can you talk dirty, baby?
Me: Of course, baby.
*I proceed to talk dirty, telling him how much I want his cock in me, blah blah blah*
Jerk: ROFL *insert rofl smiley*

Awesome, that's what I wanted to hear...

Jaana
11-12-2012, 02:02 AM
Guy: Does your husband like to watch you go to the bathroom?
Me: No.
Guy: Why not?
Me: I don't know?
Guy: He doesn't love you.

Orchidina
11-13-2012, 03:17 PM
In my free chat:

Mankind1: suck on a dildo
right now
Orchidina: lol..not unless you're in pvt my dear. you PAY to watch me do that
Mankind1: the latin women will do it
Orchidina: then go to their cams
but i get paid to play
Mankind1 has logged off

justanothercamgirl
11-13-2012, 07:03 PM
asshat: You are one of the most expensive women on this site and you don't do nothing!

me: *ban*

So, you are going to complain to me that I am one of the most expensive women on the site and I don't do anything for free in 'free chat'.

Hmmm...I wonder if one has to do with the other, douchebag. I didn't get five stars because I am ripping people off in private. Grrrr.......

ManyRoses
11-13-2012, 09:21 PM
I had the following GREAT conversation...

Him: Can you do me a favor? I need American woman and will pay $6000 for this favor.
Me: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! no. (It was a slow day, thought I'd amuse myself a little)
Him: Oh no, I really need American girl. Where are you from?
Me: Narnia
Him: Oh no, maybe you have friend that is American that can do me favor?
Me: None of my friends are stupid enough to fall for obvious spamming.
Him: Not spamming (!), just need a favor. You should be nicer. You should learn to talk to someone with respect, especially if their last name is Edwards.
Me: A rose by any other name, bb. And if it looks like spam, and talks like spam, chances are, it's spam.
Him: You are so fucked, you bitch. I will fuck you up.
Me: BANHAMMER

Seriously? You are going to spam me, and then threaten me for NOT falling for your spamming? OOOh bb, karma gonna have a field day with you....

twistedprincess
11-13-2012, 09:22 PM
In my head, I read all his lines with a thick Russian accent which made this super hilarious.


I had the following GREAT conversation...

Him: Can you do me a favor? I need American woman and will pay $6000 for this favor.
Me: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! no. (It was a slow day, thought I'd amuse myself a little)
Him: Oh no, I really need American girl. Where are you from?
Me: Narnia
Him: Oh no, maybe you have friend that is American that can do me favor?
Me: None of my friends are stupid enough to fall for obvious spamming.
Him: Not spamming (!), just need a favor. You should be nicer. You should learn to talk to someone with respect, especially if their last name is Edwards.
Me: A rose by any other name, bb. And if it looks like spam, and talks like spam, chances are, it's spam.
Him: You are so fucked, you bitch. I will fuck you up.
Me: BANHAMMER

Seriously? You are going to spam me, and then threaten me for NOT falling for your spamming? OOOh bb, karma gonna have a field day with you....

ManyRoses
11-13-2012, 10:49 PM
Just had another when I was talking about not working today because I have a horrible cold, and it's really hard to hold a 13" dildo down your throat when you can't breathe through your nose.

Response: It's not that hard.

BITCH, PLEASE.

You do it.

sananeko
11-14-2012, 12:03 AM
Just had another when I was talking about not working today because I have a horrible cold, and it's really hard to hold a 13" dildo down your throat when you can't breathe through your nose.

Response: It's not that hard.

BITCH, PLEASE.

You do it.
I would of said "Oh really! Take me to private to prove to me how easy it is."

I love my friend shes always testing these guys when they say something isn't that hard. She even got one guy to come back an hour later to prove its not hard lol.

Jaana
11-14-2012, 10:43 AM
What would you guys think if I made a Tumblr for this stuff? kind of like Not Always Right but for cam stories? I already have the account made but I haven't done anything with it.

IsobelWren
11-14-2012, 03:45 PM
What would you guys think if I made a Tumblr for this stuff? kind of like Not Always Right but for cam stories? I already have the account made but I haven't done anything with it.

You'd have to be able to take a screenshot that made sense (ie, wasn't covered in people coming in and out and randos talking in between). Plus, a lot of these things wouldn't be annoying or even make sense for anybody but cam girls.

Jaana
11-14-2012, 03:46 PM
Guest48940: Hi Pepe possible show me your body I'm fond of

Did he just call me PEPE?

AshleyRyder
11-14-2012, 03:48 PM
What would you guys think if I made a Tumblr for this stuff? kind of like Not Always Right but for cam stories? I already have the account made but I haven't done anything with it.
I'd like it if you did. Send me the link if you decide to make it!

Jaana
11-14-2012, 03:53 PM
You'd have to be able to take a screenshot that made sense (ie, wasn't covered in people coming in and out and randos talking in between). Plus, a lot of these things wouldn't be annoying or even make sense for anybody but cam girls. Well my idea would be for people in the camming community to read it. Like I said, it would be in the styel of NotAlwaysRight. Not sure if you've ever been there...

justanothercamgirl
11-14-2012, 05:32 PM
I am already naked in a gold show and a custie says:

FLASH, BB!

Um, flash what? I am already naked. Did you want me to tear off my skin and show my ribcage?

Do these guys have some sort of autotext program? It would explain a lot!

justanothercamgirl
11-14-2012, 05:53 PM
custie (after being a freeloader for at least 30 minutes and not tipping a single dollar): LOL. Awe, that is a cute little muffin top you have going there.

*banhammer*

Bitch please, I am barely 100lbs. Take your 'Mystery Method negs' to some other girl's free chat. Your attempt at trying to make me feel bad about myself is an epic fail.

ManyRoses
11-14-2012, 06:25 PM
custie (after being a freeloader for at least 30 minutes and not tipping a single dollar): LOL. Awe, that is a cute little muffin top you have going there.

*banhammer*

Bitch please, I am barely 100lbs. Take your 'Mystery Method negs' to some other girl's free chat. Your attempt at trying to make me feel bad about myself is an epic fail.

I DESPISE the guys that try to pull that "Game" crap on me. Really? You think I didn't ALSO read that book that came out years ago, and was very very famous, and has been referenced in all kinds of other books, movies, and tv shows? You think that I really have NO IDEA what you are doing? GAH!

loveshooks
11-15-2012, 12:27 AM
dude messaged me a few days ago asking for paypal and a full body-stocking. I said nope on both and minimized his chat box til he went away.

same dude messaged me this morning abruptly asking me for a discount (no hello, just "$1 per min?"). I was working so I ignored him.

same dude messaged me this afternoon with "you know you'll make more if you take paypal" (umm, yeah...cool story bro). I was on cam at the time.

same dude messaged me earlier tonight with "no wonder you don't make any money". I read this to a regular as we sat on skype for tea and politics (and a large tip on top of the booking)

Dude is so right. If only I followed his wisdom and gave discounts and paypal to broke-ass losers with far too much time on their hands I'd finally get the hang of this cam thing::)

Seriously, who is this bored and pathetic? Oh right, broke-ass losers who know everything yet do nothing :)

xobarbiexo
11-15-2012, 02:41 AM
LMFAo!! all these stories freaking men lmao

One guy told me I should accept PAYPAL for a Skype show & he would pay me after the show. LOL he said he has been a premium member for years and he does this with all the top models. Then he told me he would just mutliple the amount of minutes by 7 and that would be how much money I would make, because he pays 7/minute. I said no and he said, "sorry i thought you wanted to make money" lmfao .

JoJoX
11-15-2012, 02:57 AM
i love how when i do c2c in pvt, after its over a guy is so proud of his self because he swears he got me off because i was looking at his ugly cock.

sorry buddy, but your cam was covered by a picture of louboutins....THATS why i came.

Via Flaminia
11-15-2012, 11:04 AM
Hi ManyRoses, Which book are you referring to? I want to read it. :-)

Sunnylexie
11-16-2012, 06:28 AM
Had a sicko come to my room and ask if I had a daughter to get her watch him jack off in Excl for extra gold. I told I didn't do underage play of any kind, copied the dialog into the report window, sent it off and was about to ban him when he said: "That's ok, can you fuck a dog in Excl, then?" I told him both things he was asking for were illegal and against the site rules, but he said they were illegal in the USA only and many girls on the site did it. WTF? Had to report him one more time. Can't tell if the guy was trying to catch me on agreeing to do illegal shit or really was a weird two-way pervert.

ManyRoses
11-16-2012, 01:00 PM
Hi ManyRoses, Which book are you referring to? I want to read it. :-)

Its called "The Game" by Neil Strauss.

Secrets of the pick-up artist stuff...entertaining read, actually!

Classy_Katy
11-16-2012, 01:31 PM
Freeloader: brb gonna grab some tokens
Me: <good luck Sunshine...this is AW!>

IsobelWren
11-16-2012, 07:08 PM
Well my idea would be for people in the camming community to read it. Like I said, it would be in the styel of NotAlwaysRight. Not sure if you've ever been there...

I have. NAR is funny to a wide audience of people. You don't have to be in retail sales or phone support to understand why it's funny because the experiences are universal. I'm not sure that our experience would generalize as well as NAR does but you're welcome to it.

Via Flaminia
11-17-2012, 02:19 PM
I just like the NAR page on FB. Never heard of the site before. People in cust svc put up with some horrid characters.

Thank you ManyRoses for the book recommendation. I was thinking maybe it was The Bro Code haha but The Game sounds even more entertaining.

Orchidina
11-17-2012, 03:48 PM
jv2719781: u daddys lil girl

Orchidina: no i am a grown, adult woman who can stand on her own two feet

jv2719781: ok

Hysterical
11-17-2012, 05:45 PM
"Are those your real eyes?"
No, I had a transplant a couple of months ago just because I wanted blue eyes. -___-

ManyRoses
11-17-2012, 05:58 PM
I just like the NAR page on FB. Never heard of the site before. People in cust svc put up with some horrid characters.

Thank you ManyRoses for the book recommendation. I was thinking maybe it was The Bro Code haha but The Game sounds even more entertaining.

Oh, but the Bro Code is freaking hilarious!!!

Except, The Game is not meant as a joke. They are dead serious. Ugh.

ManyRoses
11-17-2012, 06:00 PM
"Are those your real eyes?"
No, I had a transplant a couple of months ago just because I wanted blue eyes. -___-

Lol. They think that you are wearing colored contacts.

I get it ALL. THE. TIME. because I have really bright blue eyes.

Of course, I do wear contacts, but they are prescription - utterly colorless. But then when I occasionally have to adjust one, or get something in my eye, and casually say "oh damn, my contact just did something weird, give me a sec" I will ALWAYS have some moron say "I knew your eyes weren't natural".

Yeah, because contacts weren't invented for vision problems. Just to make you look better. MORON

MissAdriana
11-17-2012, 07:19 PM
I will ALWAYS have some moron say "I knew your eyes weren't natural".

Yeah, because contacts weren't invented for vision problems. Just to make you look better. MORON

WOW what a loser. I wear contacts for colour all the time and I've even worn just 1 or sometimes 2 different ones to be weird and most of the time the guys don't even notice :loco:

Today some guy came in my room RAVING about tattoos, calling me a slut, dumb, whore, ugly etc etc... really? Why waste your time?

0TaraM
11-18-2012, 02:55 AM
You make better money if...(if you show me tits/ass/pussy free)
You make better money if.. (do my fetishes free)
You make better money if.. (do not log at the same time than other model. Honestly the other model see when I log and then she log in too)

Freeloaders: Show me tits. Show me ass.

Why donīt you put your private on sale? (I do special like pee, poo in some sites)

When guys go on and go on, but not buy anything at all.

Do u want to be my wife (peasant)? (noooooo....)


How are u and where are u from? (over, over and over again)

What do u do in pvt? (when it says very clearly on the topic!)

What do u do in pvt? I do fingering, masturbation, squirt, anal... (customer)Log out.

Do u like child? (=pedophilia) (Guy is just very uggly and mad or cop)

Do u escort? (in some sites this very normal) I says no then customer:why, u do not need any money????

Do u have (some special) leather jacket, trousers, skirt..? Then I says yes, customer says why donīt u wear it know (in priiiivate...).

Jaana
11-18-2012, 03:12 AM
This isn't so much on cam, but it happened on ELm so i guess it counts. i did a custom vodeo for a Finnish guy who lives an hour away. Finnish guys are usually pretty good guys on cam sites, considering veryone I've worked with before this guy has been polite, respecful, etc. Anyway, the video didn't come out the way I wanted it to but I didn't have enough time to re-do it, so to make it up to him I sent hom a free video with the custom that was basically the same video I'd just made only much better. It has a value of $25 and he paid $45 for the custom so I thought it evened out.
But yesterday I woke up to a message from him about how I don't appreiciate any of my customers and that all of my good feedback must be because guys feel too bad for me to leave me negative feedback.

The punchline? You know what was wrong with his video?
MY CATS WERE RUNNING IN THE BACKGROUND AND MAKING NOISE. That was..really, the only issue. So, because I can't contol my kittens while I'm masturbating, i must not care about my custies.

Sunnylexie
11-18-2012, 04:49 AM
WOW what a loser. I wear contacts for colour all the time and I've even worn just 1 or sometimes 2 different ones to be weird and most of the time the guys don't even notice :loco:

Today some guy came in my room RAVING about tattoos, calling me a slut, dumb, whore, ugly etc etc... really? Why waste your time?

LOL, they would call me boring cause I have no tattoos, piercings (other than "normal" earrings) or unusual hair color. Looks like the poor guys just keep choosing wrong girls)))

Jaana
11-18-2012, 08:41 AM
[1:21:33 PM] nikhilsinha11: hyyyyyy
[2:36:42 PM] nikhilsinha11: wanna show................ready????
[4:56:13 PM] Buff Drinklots: Okay
[4:56:16 PM] Buff Drinklots: Send me the payment.
[5:22:08 PM] nikhilsinha11: dere????????????????
[5:22:21 PM] Buff Drinklots: Yes
[5:22:24 PM] Buff Drinklots: I can do the show
[5:22:28 PM] Buff Drinklots: You need to send payment.
[5:22:44 PM] nikhilsinha11: i want a hr show......u hv time?
[5:22:50 PM] Buff Drinklots: Yes
[5:23:15 PM] Buff Drinklots: tomorrow is my birthday. I'm just relaxing today. I have plenty of time
[5:23:31 PM] nikhilsinha11: great
[5:23:38 PM] nikhilsinha11: happy birthday in advance
[5:23:45 PM] Buff Drinklots: thanks!
[5:24:12 PM] nikhilsinha11: can i ask favor?
[5:24:29 PM] Buff Drinklots: What's that?
[5:24:57 PM] nikhilsinha11: a smallest of ur preview......as a guarenteee
[5:25:26 PM] Buff Drinklots: The only previews I give are my hand waving against the wall. I don't show my face or anything, just to show camera quality.
[5:25:55 PM] Buff Drinklots: To be listed on CamModelDirectory you HAVE TO BE VERIFIED. You have a Skype call with the website owner to prove you're real
[5:26:09 PM] nikhilsinha11: ok....show me
[5:26:23 PM] Buff Drinklots: Okay but just so you know I won't be looking at the screen
[5:26:34 PM] Buff Drinklots: so if you try to show me anything I won't see it
[5:26:51 PM] *** Call to nikhilsinha11, duration 00:16. ***
[5:27:10 PM] nikhilsinha11: show ur face....please babe
[5:27:21 PM] Buff Drinklots: Not for free
[5:27:32 PM] Buff Drinklots: You've seen my pictures and I'm verified
[5:29:55 PM] Buff Drinklots: I'm sitting here willing and waiting to do a show for you.
[5:31:13 PM] nikhilsinha11: sit behind me ...i m paying u wait on cam till then???
[5:31:40 PM] Buff Drinklots: I don't turn on my cam until i've got money in Amazon.
[5:32:09 PM] nikhilsinha11: here u cam me ...i start paying u.....u decide
[5:32:31 PM] Buff Drinklots: Just Amazon GC me and my cam will go on. It's easy as that.
[5:33:01 PM] nikhilsinha11: if u on ur cam then i will pay u
[5:33:13 PM] Buff Drinklots: That's not how it works.
[5:33:34 PM] Buff Drinklots: SnSend me the money, and as soon as I see that it's there, my cam goes on and we cam for an hour
[5:33:34 PM] nikhilsinha11: ok then ...i hv got another babe

Do girls actually fall for that crap?

tlulu
11-18-2012, 09:14 PM
Ok, so I have this guy badgering me to take a picture of my underwear, morning and night, everyday, for two years. How much does he offer me? A whopping $50 for a 2 year commitment. Of course, with things like this, I have to put it in perspective for this idiot (just because from time to time, I feel like making a point).

Guy:"would you do it for 50 on paypal for 2 years?"

Me:

"50 overall for two years? Alright, let's do the math shall we?

Taking one picture in the morning: 30 seconds.
Taking one picture in the evening: 30 seconds.
Uploading onto the computer (organizing into a folder etc): 3 minutes.
Sending the email: 3 minutes.
Per day: 7 minutes
Per week: 49mns
Per month: 196 mns
Per year: 2,352 mns
Two years: 4,704 mns = 78.4 hrs


78.4 hours, overall, for $50.00 sweety. That's $0.64 and hour. Do you now think that's a fair request to ask? I didn't think so.


Also, if you thought that I was completely stupid, we all know that paypal is not adult friendly. Not only are you looking to pay me MUCH less than an illegal immigrant worker, you also were about to not really pay me at all were you?


So please take your request elsewhere (preferably up a dark atrium located in your rear end) if you do not have the money. I am worth a LOT more than your $0.64/hour.


Goodbye dear, and you keep fantasizing that any girl will every commit to this great "deal" of yours."

In yo face, with class.

Vela Valentine
11-18-2012, 09:18 PM
Dayum Tlulu, you tell those cheap bastards!!

ManyRoses
11-18-2012, 09:30 PM
Ha!! But yeah...that is a ridiculous request!!!

$50 for TWO YEARS!?!?!?! I'll only sign a lease to an apartment for a year at a time, there would be no way that I would consent to commit to sending photos to a customer for that long!!

How about a monthly "plan"? You send me $30 on the first of each month (a dollar a day), and I will send you pictures for that month. I cannot imagine doing something for less than a dollar a day, no matter what it was!!! Ugh. These guys are SO cheap!!