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BlondebombGA
11-22-2012, 05:33 PM
(Through emails with a reg who does this crap allllllllll the time just as I am planning on logging off for the night)
Guy -"Hey BB, wanna book a show. "
Me - "Ok honey, I'll be in a show for about 10 minutes, and can't check booking requests, so I will let you know as soon as I'm free. Only on for a bit longer tonight. :)"
Guy - "Great, Awesome, Can't wait"
Me - "Ok babe. I'm ready for you!" (barely 5 minutes later)
Me - (20 minutes later) "Hi honey, if you want to book a show I'm ready. I'm gonna need to log off soon if not, so let me know asap. xxx"
Me - (Another 15 minutes later) "Hi love. Sorry we didn't connect tonight. I have to log off for this evening. I'll be on tomorrow night, blah blah blah. Hope we can play. xxx"
Guy - ( Another 20 minutes later...55 minutes after 1st email) "Hey BB, I'm ready, but I don't see you online. Did you leave? Can you please come back online for me?"

Almost. Every. F$#king.Time.

Jaana
11-22-2012, 06:17 PM
Basic member: blow me a kiss!
Me: No.
Basic member: Fine tnen GTFO off my site before I get the admin in here!
*leaves*

....

StephanieXS
11-22-2012, 11:03 PM
"Will you scream, bb?"

This one drives me up the wall, I tell them I won't scream but I'm not quiet and they are always like, "Not the same, bb!" Seriously, how many cam girls live somewhere far enough from other people or with thick enough walls that they can let out a bloodcurdling scream?

Also, "Open the window and fuck yourself in front of it!" "I live on the ground floor..." "Even hotter, bb. "
...yeah... Let me risk getting arrested for a sexual offense so you can pay $15 to sit there for 3 minutes so I can make 5.50... That'll pay the fines...

Sunnylexie
11-23-2012, 02:25 AM
Him: say "Hail Satan"!
Me: *ignore*
Him: say "Hail Satan!"
Me: Why?
Him: Will you worship Satan in pvt?
Me: Exclusive. From what I know, Satan is rich enough to afford being worshipped in Exclusive.
Him: So, you are into it?
Him:Are you Christian?
Me: I'm Materialist. I worship whoever pays me enough.
Him: Ok never mind
*******Lurks in the room for some time********
Him: Hey will you fuck a dog in PVT?
Me: *BAN!*


Muscle fetish guy 1: Hey you have strong biceps?
Me: Mmm, want to see me lift weights 4 you?
Muscle fetish guy 1: Yes please!
Me: *pick up dumbbells* So...
Muscle fetish guy 1: Can't wait to see your arms in action!
Me: What am I gonna get for doing what you want?
Muscle fetish guy 1: Nothing, thank you *leaves*

Muscle fetish guy 2: Do you know pushups?
Me:Yes
Muscle fetish guy 2: I'm not giving my money to anyone who doesn't know pushups
Me:?
Muscle fetish guy 2: Prove you can do pushups. I want you to do 5, and they have to be good ones.
Me: I do no stuff for anyone who hasn't paid me. Prove you have money.
Muscle fetish guy 2: Hey, you don't sound like a girl I want to be my wife!
Me: *BAN!*

KINKYSON: *Jumps in pvt* Do you have a dog?
Me: *BAN!*

OMG, do I look THAT much like I am into dogs? 0_o

BlondebombGA
11-23-2012, 01:11 PM
From what I know, Satan is rich enough to afford being worshipped in Exclusive.

Lololol! Brilliant.

TheBrownFox
11-23-2012, 02:56 PM
From a guy who is now on my blocked users list:

"So I see you're in Maryland, huh?"
"I looked up your IP address, and that's how I found out."

And he starts talking about how he has a money-making opportunity for me. *rolls eyes*

ManyRoses
11-23-2012, 02:59 PM
Muscle fetish guy 2: Hey, you don't sound like a girl I want to be my wife!
Me: *BAN!*


LOL! Yeah - I freaking HOPE that I don't sound like a girl that wants to be your wife! I should sound like a girl that wants to get you off in return for money - because that is WHAT I AM!!

I am always amazed....

ManyRoses
11-23-2012, 03:02 PM
OK, this is one where the customer himself wasn't actually annoying, but the situation WAS.

Comes in, starts the usual "where are you from, I want to meet bb" going on about wanting a date. So I tell him that I am not an escort, and he says "oh no, I just wanted to meet a girl to go on a date with, not pay for sex".

I tell him "then you are in the wrong place, honey, this isn't a dating site!"

"WHAT?"

"I thought this was - I clicked on a link for a dating service"

I told him that he was clearly misinformed, and he got a little upset, about how it was "sold to him" as a dating service, and he put in his cc info etc expecting a dating site, and now he finds out that it is porn. He apologized, and logged off.

HE was actually super polite about it all, but dayum. If he was telling the truth, then that is more advertising that doesn't just say 'free' or 'meet girls' but actually used the word "DATING". Ugh. Just..ugh.

Jaana
11-23-2012, 03:05 PM
OK, this is one where the customer himself wasn't actually annoying, but the situation WAS.

Comes in, starts the usual "where are you from, I want to meet bb" going on about wanting a date. So I tell him that I am not an escort, and he says "oh no, I just wanted to meet a girl to go on a date with, not pay for sex".

I tell him "then you are in the wrong place, honey, this isn't a dating site!"

"WHAT?"

"I thought this was - I clicked on a link for a dating service"

I told him that he was clearly misinformed, and he got a little upset, about how it was "sold to him" as a dating service, and he put in his cc info etc expecting a dating site, and now he finds out that it is porn. He apologized, and logged off.

HE was actually super polite about it all, but dayum. If he was telling the truth, then that is more advertising that doesn't just say 'free' or 'meet girls' but actually used the word "DATING". Ugh. Just..ugh.I get guys on MGF all the time thinking it's a dating site/escort service. I think some guys are just really, reeeeeaaaaally dumb.

Snowy0Star
11-23-2012, 03:07 PM
Maybe make a thread about this Rose? I think its something the cammys might want to know about.

twistedprincess
11-23-2012, 06:38 PM
From a guy who is now on my blocked users list:

"So I see you're in Maryland, huh?"
"I looked up your IP address, and that's how I found out."

And he starts talking about how he has a money-making opportunity for me. *rolls eyes*

Be careful, that's creepy. If that happens again, maybe you could point out that all the girls use proxy servers and he's silly if he thinks you live there? I dunno

SabrinaGrrl
11-23-2012, 06:42 PM
Guy comes in my room with the name "Kiss From a Rose"

Me: "I love that song!" *finds it on my playlists and plays it
Him: "So that means that you wouldn't want to take my money right? Since we love the same song we are soulmates!
Me: "......"

roast
11-23-2012, 07:16 PM
If he was telling the truth, then that is more advertising that doesn't just say 'free' or 'meet girls' but actually used the word "DATING". Ugh. Just..ugh.


He was (http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?170031-fake-profile-with-my-photograph-on-sexsearchcom&p=2298010&viewfull=1#post2298010).

It isnt (outright) stupidity, a bunch of sites actively advertise that way. Thankfully one lawsuit about it is making some headway (http://business.avn.com/articles/legal/Vicky-Vette-Scores-Another-Win-in-AdultFriendFinder-Lawsuit-481584.html).

CarmenF
11-23-2012, 07:31 PM
"Do you have any b/g videos bb?"
i tell him.
one week later.
"BB any b/g videos?"
...
one week later
"BB details of b/g videos?"
fuck you

ManyRoses
11-24-2012, 08:57 AM
He was (http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?170031-fake-profile-with-my-photograph-on-sexsearchcom&p=2298010&viewfull=1#post2298010).

It isnt (outright) stupidity, a bunch of sites actively advertise that way. Thankfully one lawsuit about it is making some headway (http://business.avn.com/articles/legal/Vicky-Vette-Scores-Another-Win-in-AdultFriendFinder-Lawsuit-481584.html).

Thanks for posting the link, bb!

Yeah - I really don't think that most men are THAT dumb, especially when it comes to porn. I mean, the average male brain isn't going to find a site with a bunch of women and immediately think "ooh, I could take her out to dinner...alll night long!". No - they assume PORN. The only reason for people to think that SM is a dating site is if they have been directly misled into thinking that, courtesy of sites like that expletive "casual encounters" bullcrap.

It just don't see how it benefits ANYONE to falsely advertise like that.

It pisses off all the girls working, and we don't make any more money dealing with morons who want to date us. It clogs up free chat, mean that we are sitting saying "no" (not good sales) and confuses the rest of the site. There is ZERO benefit to us.

It pisses the guys off, and then they think that the site is a scam, and aren't comfortable spending money on it, because they think it is trying to do them out of $.

Just...why???

natilinia rouge
11-24-2012, 09:00 AM
omg i just laughed so hard!!! [email protected] the are you mix with white your music is different part >_<

MommieLongLegs
11-24-2012, 12:39 PM
Guy in Free:

Oh (my name) u have really sexy feet
Me: you've never seen my feet (I've never even seen in my room before)
him: yeah, it was last week
Me: I haven't been on in over 2 weeks
him: O it was prolly then
Me: lol I don't think so. I'd love to do a foot show for you though ;)
*he leaves*
*comes back* hoe
*leaves*
*comes back* slut
*leaves*
*comes back* I love you. ur so sexy

*guy has been blocked*

I then was promptly taken private by someone who wasn't off his meds lol.

SabrinaGrrl
11-24-2012, 12:41 PM
This was this morning, many freeloaders but this one was particularly annoying.

D-bag: (after popping in and out of my room a million times in a half hour) "Wow bb you are hot but really expensive"
Me: "Oh, well that's too bad for you" (ignore him after this, because sometimes I like it when they have to look at me not care haha)
D-bag: *leaves*

ten minutes later

D-bag: (pops in room) "Seduce me bb!"
Me: (to the regulars who are hanging with me who already bought shows today)"Haha, this dude who can't afford my rates wants me to seduce him".
Regulars: "Lmao loser"
D-bag: "Well, if you want me to spend money on you, you have to convince me."
Me: Lol *block*

Jaana
11-24-2012, 01:04 PM
I fell asleep while watching a movie in bed with my husband earlier,I was woken by a guy who added me from CMD, but whom I'd never talked to before, calling. i ignored the call, switched my skype to "do not disturb" and walked back to bed. He calls, AGAIN. I reject the call, but this time sit to check my e-mail. this happens four more times before I blocked him.
Fucking seriously, that's just rude!

MommieLongLegs
11-24-2012, 04:09 PM
Guy in Free:

hey babe
Me: Hi how are you?
Him: im good just wank to video of you
Me: what are you talkin about?
Him: just watched video of you fuckin urself babe

Guy has been blocked

Missbeth
11-24-2012, 04:20 PM
Guy comes in my room with the name "Kiss From a Rose"

Me: "I love that song!" *finds it on my playlists and plays it
Him: "So that means that you wouldn't want to take my money right? Since we love the same song we are soulmates!
Me: "......"
.....this guy sat in my room for like 2 weeks... I let him bc sometimes guys like that will get a private eventually... I banned him when he started sending me poems and shit... Lol

TheBrownFox
11-24-2012, 04:26 PM
All these guys on SM who keep messaging me pictures of themselves...GRRR! I have not clicked on a single one of those attachments either. Sometimes it's guys who tipped Gold who are doing it, and other times it's guys who haven't contributed at all who do it. And when they ask "Can I send you a picture of me, bb?"

No, if you want me to see you, you can take me exclusive where we can do cam-to-cam. LMAO.

EvelynHeartsYou
11-24-2012, 04:55 PM
All these guys on SM who keep messaging me pictures of themselves...GRRR! I have not clicked on a single one of those attachments either. Sometimes it's guys who tipped Gold who are doing it, and other times it's guys who haven't contributed at all who do it. And when they ask "Can I send you a picture of me, bb?"

No, if you want me to see you, you can take me exclusive where we can do cam-to-cam. LMAO.

I never open these pictures either since I KNOW what it is. If I'm feeling snarky, I'll reply to the message and say something like "I do SPH in exclusive for 5.99/minute" and they never respond to me or show up in my room after that.

TheBrownFox
11-24-2012, 06:14 PM
I never open these pictures either since I KNOW what it is. If I'm feeling snarky, I'll reply to the message and say something like "I do SPH in exclusive for 5.99/minute" and they never respond to me or show up in my room after that.


LMAO!!! Good one!

What pisses me off is that because of how silly SM's blocking feature is (where you can ONLY do it if the guy's right there in the chat), a guy COULD message you every damn day with pics if he really wanted to. If he's never in your room under his member account (he could perv in free mode), that means you have no way of blocking him from chat and messages. Therefore, he can abuse the 'send me a message' feature all he wants and send you more messages with pics. I'm hoping no one on here has any weirdos doing that at the moment.

In an e-mail, SM claimed that they CAN'T block members for us. Really? They can't, or WON'T? ImLive has done it for models before, but SM can't??? Hmmm...

marsey
11-25-2012, 02:38 PM
I get them pretty frequent, ut the past few days I been geting like 2 - 3 daily, same serious request "stand naked by window playing with yourself i wanna see you get caught being dirty."
It pisses me off cos not only is there CCTV everywhere but most people have neighbours with young kids. I made this point to two of the persistant guys and the replies were "that would make it funny then lol" and "so what?" Some of these men should seriously be ashamed of their own pervert - ness (is that a real word??? ).

I reported both of them. Adults catching a girl naked is one thing, although not floating my boat, but kids NO GODDAM WAY ASSHOLE!!!

Benefit
11-25-2012, 03:10 PM
WTF?? I was reading my tags and someone tagged me as "expensive." First off, I'm not that expensive. My prices are 4.99/5.99, which is about average. It's the first tag I've had to block.

Sunnylexie
11-25-2012, 04:43 PM
I get them pretty frequent, ut the past few days I been geting like 2 - 3 daily, same serious request "stand naked by window playing with yourself i wanna see you get caught being dirty."
It pisses me off cos not only is there CCTV everywhere but most people have neighbours with young kids. I made this point to two of the persistant guys and the replies were "that would make it funny then lol" and "so what?" Some of these men should seriously be ashamed of their own pervert - ness (is that a real word??? ).

I reported both of them. Adults catching a girl naked is one thing, although not floating my boat, but kids NO GODDAM WAY ASSHOLE!!!

Isn't that illegal, too? Where I live, "getting dirty on public" can cost you up to 7 years in jail if kids happen to be watching. Getting caught by accident is one thing, but doing something on purpose to be seen is completely different.

PrincessLuna
11-25-2012, 06:17 PM
Isn't that illegal, too? Where I live, "getting dirty on public" can cost you up to 7 years in jail if kids happen to be watching. Getting caught by accident is one thing, but doing something on purpose to be seen is completely different.

It is, it's indecent exposure. Even if you're in your own home, if you stand in front of an open window it is against the law. Exposing yourself to minors will get you into an even bigger mess.

Benefit
11-25-2012, 06:32 PM
I know I just posted in here but here is something that drives me nuts ... I'll be dancing and teasing/flirting, and the minute I take a break and sit down, some asshole has to say "you need to tease if you want guys to send you gold bb." They're lucky I tease them at all.

Sunnylexie
11-25-2012, 07:38 PM
Freeloader: show a little of ur body...
Me: mm ill show it off as soon as I start getting pledges;-)
Me: so far, you can take a look at my pics
Freeloader: i think i ll leave...
Me: as you wish, bb)
Me: have a nice day lol

Do they think I’m gonna yank my tits out and start begging them to stay as soon as they announce they’re leaving? Like, for real?

CarmenF
11-25-2012, 07:47 PM
Guy: "I'd like a sample before we cam"
ME: "You already have a couple of teaser vids"
Guy: "But they don't reveal anything"
Me: "Lol they are teasers and they aren't meant to be nude"
Guy: "Mmm ok maybe another time, I need to catch the vibe you know bye"

TheBrownFox
11-25-2012, 11:42 PM
WTF?? I was reading my tags and someone tagged me as "expensive." First off, I'm not that expensive. My prices are 4.99/5.99, which is about average. It's the first tag I've had to block.


I think that tags feature is fucking retarded...lol. Let the models pick their own categories. We don't need some butthurt guy tagging us with dumb shit...lol.

xobarbiexo
11-26-2012, 01:39 AM
"tell me why I shouldn't report you to MFC for streaming to two sites simultaneously"

ignore & blocked ^_^

seriously freeloaders these days

xobarbiexo
11-26-2012, 01:43 AM
him:look at me on cam so u can have a face to a name
me: tip to open cam
him:okay nvm good bc we might know the same people

xobarbiexo
11-26-2012, 02:12 AM
XX: honestly.....boobs are a dime a dozen on here.
XX: sooo get it while u can.
XX: i mean. hell XXX has nice boobs...nice body and she's getting it poppin right now in her room

Jaana
11-26-2012, 03:33 AM
This happens in PM while I'm on MFC.

Guy: SKype shows? :D
Me: Yes. It's X tokens per minute
Guy: I have XXXXX tokens to spend on you. :D you're hot. :D add me on Skype? ;D
I add him
Guy, on Skype: yay. :D you're so sexy. :D turn on your cam so we can chat before the show= ;D I like to talk before shows
Me:..I'm on MFC right now. You're listening to me talk..right now.
Guy: yesss but I like to get to know you. :D then i pay. :D
Me: So you want me to neglect the people currently in my room to privately chat with you, even though I'd be doing the EXACT SAME thing I'd be doing now..but you don't want to pay me?
Guy: i just want to get to know you first. :D
*blocked and skype and MFC*

Fucking idiot.

CarmenF
11-26-2012, 04:27 AM
I logged into MFC yesterday. It was hard to find a model that had clothes on. Heck I got scared when I opened a room and a huuuge vagina was slapped on my face.

Jaana
11-26-2012, 04:29 AM
I logged into MFC yesterday. It was hard to find a model that had clothes on. Heck I got scared when I opened a room and a huuuge vagina was slapped on my face.I rarely get nude on MFC unless I've hit my countdown goal, and even then I'm not showing anyone my vagina in free chat.

crashingsilent
11-26-2012, 06:52 PM
I have this regular who posts pictures of his dick on twitter and "mentions" me in the tweets-
well now this idiot has a JO video he really wants me to see- he DM'd me and sent the link, also sent the link via MFC mail.
I told him "you can pay me to critique it"
he said "nah girl I know you want to look at my dick."

yeah, keep telling yourself that. I want not a single thing to do with your dick unless it involves $$$.

Sunnylexie
11-26-2012, 08:28 PM
^Yes, love how they think of us as being crazy about dicks)) No matter who it grows on - in fact, seeing any oblongue object of the right size makes us excited and willing to suck on it or ride it. LOL.

Sunnylexie
11-26-2012, 10:14 PM
My profile says I do no fisting.

Him *in free chat*: Will you finger your pussy 4 me?
Me: Yes
Him: ok
Him * in PVT*: Finger your pussy bb
Him: 5 fingers

Right, I don't fist because I don't like the word. Call it a different way and I'll be completely ok with it.

ManyRoses
11-27-2012, 11:58 AM
My profile says I do no fisting.

Him *in free chat*: Will you finger your pussy 4 me?
Me: Yes
Him: ok
Him * in PVT*: Finger your pussy bb
Him: 5 fingers

Right, I don't fist because I don't like the word. Call it a different way and I'll be completely ok with it.


Oh, the sneaky fisters....how i deplore thee!!

I get it a lot too - "how many fingers can you fit in there?" ...."ooh, lets see....3.". "No, you can do more! Put in thumb!". That would be fisting, retard.

For the record, I do actually fist, but only in exclusive after a certain length of time. If the guys had asked, they would know that. But noooo.....lets try and sneak it in there as though it isn't a big deal..

CarmenF
11-27-2012, 03:55 PM
I don't get it either. If we say that we will only look at their dicks if they pay us don't they get it they are disgusting and useless? Hello? How many camsites have guys showing dicks for money? I see boobs feet asses and vayajays being shown.
Oh right. We ask money to see everyone's dicks. But your dick is something special I truly can't wait to see. Right.

Sunnylexie
11-27-2012, 05:38 PM
Oh, the sneaky fisters....how i deplore thee!!

I get it a lot too - "how many fingers can you fit in there?" ...."ooh, lets see....3.". "No, you can do more! Put in thumb!". That would be fisting, retard.

For the record, I do actually fist, but only in exclusive after a certain length of time. If the guys had asked, they would know that. But noooo.....lets try and sneak it in there as though it isn't a big deal..


Those guys who want me to challenge my anatomy... "Put that toy ALL THE WAY IN" - It's already at its deepest, if you haven't noticed. Or should I get it break through my vagina and hit my tailbone? "Let's try anal, bb. You're gonna like it with me. I have a very gentle technicue" - Sorry, but it's not gonna be you. It's gonna be MY fucking hand with a toy that DOESN't feel good in there. "Every girl can fist" - I'm not your EVERY girl. "How do you know if you never tried fisting?" - Well, I know putting things over a certain size in my vagina hurts, and it's less than the size of my fist.

Sorry guys - I'm not so curious about my limits as to experiment with my inner organs.

Classy_Katy
11-28-2012, 04:29 AM
This guy is always abusive but I wasn't sitting at my screen so couldn't kick him today, so I ignored instead:
mrmatonda: sex
mrmatonda: tit size
mrmatonda: am wanking
mrmatonda: nice legs
mrmatonda: are u paying attention
mrmatonda: got my cock out
mrmatonda: show us ur tits and cunt
mrmatonda: slag
Leaves room

CarmenF
11-28-2012, 04:59 AM
Got this message on MGF
Idiot: "Hey, I'm new here, could you send me any free pics/vids to entice me? Smile"
Me : "welcome!! the free pics are available in my public folder... enjoy ;) "

IsobelWren
11-28-2012, 09:07 AM
In case you didn't notice (which you probably didn't, considering that your reply to my last email displays a lack of intelligence that still baffles me), that was sarcasm.

If that hollow cave of yours, also referred to as your a head, still has any existing brain cells, I'd suggest you use that money to learn the art of common sense first and then come back with a less insulting offer.

If it's less than $70/week paid in tokens please crawl back to that hole in the ground which you came from. (look! I just gave YOU a promotion too! Don't you feel special?)


Just an FYI, even though this guys sounds like just a garden variety cheapo idiot, there are LOTS of guys who will write us with stupid and/or insulting requests because they're humiliation fans and they're hoping we'll go mental on them. Just something to keep in mind. Next time you want to cuss someone out, he may be getting his rocks off for free. Even more of an incentive to be polite, LOL.

caitir
11-28-2012, 09:16 AM
I'm a little chunky in the middle
him in free chat: "mm baby have you ever been pregnant?" (or some variation )
me: "No, and that's really offensive"
him in paid chat: "I wanna get you pregnant bb. plant my seed"
Wish I knew a vomit emoticon on here- what's with the preggo fetish? To each their own, but there's tons of camgirls who are pregnant they can go to. Blah.

Jaana
11-28-2012, 09:23 AM
I'm a little chunky in the middle
him in free chat: "mm baby have you ever been pregnant?" (or some variation )
me: "No, and that's really offensive"
him in paid chat: "I wanna get you pregnant bb. plant my seed"
Wish I knew a vomit emoticon on here- what's with the preggo fetish? To each their own, but there's tons of camgirls who are pregnant they can go to. Blah.I think it's super primal, actually. Naturally we're hard wired to want to carry out the species and some guys are just..apes. :D

That reminds me of this one time on MGF...
Guy: *looking at the pics I just sent him* mmm you're a chunky monkey.
Me: ..the fuck?
Guy: no it's a good thing! I like chunky monkeys!
a few minutes pass, he shows me his dick on cam..
Me: mmmm you've got a lizard cock!
Guy:...what?
Me: it's a good thing! I love lizard cocks!

TheBrownFox
11-28-2012, 10:00 AM
Those guys who want me to challenge my anatomy... "Put that toy ALL THE WAY IN" - It's already at its deepest, if you haven't noticed.


Every time a cam model tries to do a dildo suck tease, you see some fool going "Let's see you deepthroat it, bb...show us how deep you can go." WTF...this ain't a BJ competition. LMAO. They need to enjoy the sexy view, and stop demanding cam girls to do everything HARDER and DEEPER.