View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
ManyRoses
11-28-2012, 11:19 AM
HUGE pet peeve are the guys that do the math on my rates (or hear my skype rates) and say "Wow, I could get an escort for $300 an hour!".
Yup. You could also get 2-3 massages at a spa, a really good cut and color, 30 mins with a high-priced lawyer, four personal training sessions, or hire a temp for a week!
Confused? What? I though we were talking about COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SERVICES that you could get for the same price....
Grrr. Argh.
BlondebombGA
11-28-2012, 01:10 PM
Email today
Guy - "Hey baby. You're profile is awesome. Get your ass on cam soon! xxx"
Me - "Well, I appreciate your eagerness. I'll be on cam at ...PM."
Guy - "Awesome. I need me a Mexican."
??? I'm not Mexican and I'm not sure where he got that from, but hell if I'm gonna correct him. Ai Papi...Aaaaariba!
Orchidina
11-28-2012, 08:53 PM
In free chat:
dude: IS THAT PUSSY DOUBLE JOINTED
Me: PUSSIES DON'T HAVE JOINTS. THEY'RE MUSCLES
dude leaves
LittleLexy
11-28-2012, 08:58 PM
You ladies have pretty much covered everything I've ever heard. LOL I really can't stand to hear "show me your ass or tits and we will go private" Nothing makes me more annoyed then that
crashingsilent
11-29-2012, 03:11 AM
basic: "hate to tell you this butt ur fat"
classic basic!
CarmenF
11-29-2012, 06:53 AM
I'm a little chunky in the middle
him in free chat: "mm baby have you ever been pregnant?" (or some variation )
me: "No, and that's really offensive"
him in paid chat: "I wanna get you pregnant bb. plant my seed"
Wish I knew a vomit emoticon on here- what's with the preggo fetish? To each their own, but there's tons of camgirls who are pregnant they can go to. Blah.
the guys with impregnation fantasies probably have no one to want their semen.for this i find it as these guys think very low ff themselves.
CamGirl4M
11-29-2012, 07:59 AM
I had this guy the other night:
idiotjerk: Have you ever had a guy come on here and say that he knows you?
Me: No. I haven't.
idiotjerk: You just did!
Me: Really? *smiling* Where do we know each other from?
idiotjerk: I don't want to say in front of all the other guys in here.
Me: We are not in party chat. The other guys can't see what you type to me.
idiotjerk: Are you sure?
Me: Yes, I'm sure. I'd love to hear how we know each other!
idiotjerk has logged off
UGH!
TheBrownFox
11-29-2012, 10:17 AM
Streamate troll:
"what if i told you i recorded a video of you fucking urself and ima release it to ur frnds and fam would u believe me ah bitch!!! would you? and if u block me ull really regret it bb?
hows tht for spioling ur day hahaha"
I don't think that guy (or girl) is even smart enough to know how to record a video of a model, and he/she is also unlikely to pay my exclusive rate. LMAO.
They probably went into other rooms posting that same message to try to "spiol" other models' day. Oh, AND they stuck around in the room long enough for me to go ahead and block them. LOL...what a retard.
MommieLongLegs
11-29-2012, 12:54 PM
I had this guy the other night:
idiotjerk: Have you ever had a guy come on here and say that he knows you?
Me: No. I haven't.
idiotjerk: You just did!
Me: Really? *smiling* Where do we know each other from?
idiotjerk: I don't want to say in front of all the other guys in here.
Me: We are not in party chat. The other guys can't see what you type to me.
idiotjerk: Are you sure?
Me: Yes, I'm sure. I'd love to hear how we know each other!
idiotjerk has logged off
UGH!
I've had that guy. He left after he said "you just did!" because I ignored him and talked to other guys lol. What a dumb ass.
Snowy0Star
11-29-2012, 12:59 PM
this just happened on my free cams
"your picture in the lobby looks better then what I'm seeing now whats up with that?"
The picture of me I have in MFC is just a picture of my face so no one can really tell what my body looks like at all.
But I just told him if he didnt like what he saw then he can go and he left.
MommieLongLegs
11-29-2012, 02:21 PM
douche: hi there
i met u a few days before
Me: hi! I remember you. (he took me private 2 days ago)
douche:me too :-)
i came back cause i miss something..
Me: what's that? ;)
douche: i havent seen ur...you know...:-)
douche: i was wondering to see ur pussy this time....
Me: I 'd love to show you ;)
douche: would u play with it for me?
Me: in private
douche: u promise?:-)
Me: well it'd be fucked up to say I'm gonna do something then don't (getting irritated)
douche: ur hair changed (ok you're obviously not going private)
Me:...
douche leaves
MommieLongLegs
11-29-2012, 02:28 PM
O another one:
take those sexy panties off baby and flash me that beautiful pussy upclose and ill take you exclusive for 30 min 1 on 1!!
I don't even bother responding to that lol
justanothercamgirl
11-29-2012, 02:50 PM
On Skype today:
ripoff_custie: Please just 5 minutes free.
ripoff_custie: I am a model!
JAC: If you were really a model then you'd know that you should pay me. You are now blocked.
*block*
MissAdriana
11-29-2012, 04:51 PM
"When do your temporary tattoos wash off?"
LaceyCummings
11-29-2012, 06:44 PM
I'd never seen this guy before, he didn't even say hi, he just spammed my chat room with this message over and over, copying it 10-12 times before hitting enter. He kept doing it until I blocked him. Seems to me like a more perverted version of "I'm ex-military" or "It's my birthday."
hidden82: yea I got some bad news this mourning my half brother was killed in a car wreck yesterday.
Ok, maybe he was. Maybe you need someone to talk to about that. Maybe...you should put your dick down first.
I also think it's a little funny that he misspelled "morning" in a sentence that happens to be about mourning.
LaceyCummings
11-29-2012, 08:15 PM
this just happened on my free cams
"your picture in the lobby looks better then what I'm seeing now whats up with that?"
The picture of me I have in MFC is just a picture of my face so no one can really tell what my body looks like at all.
But I just told him if he didnt like what he saw then he can go and he left.
I also have a pic of my face close up on SM, and I had this guy tell me...
"Your bio pic is smokin! Do you know the girl in the picture?"
I blocked him but I was super butt-hurt about it.
twistedprincess
11-29-2012, 09:00 PM
.....
Sunnylexie
11-29-2012, 09:14 PM
Yesterday, I was in a good mood so decided to "get sexy" for the guys - so I out on sexy lingerie and did some dancing during my GS countdown. in like 15 minutes, I got just 1 pledge. That's ok, cause they usually wait till there;s a minute left - but when I turned around to see what they were typing to me, I saw them calling me an idiot cause of the typos I made (typing while dancing), saying how I was mutt ugly and how Pornhub was better for being free (the show was 1 (!) for 7 minutes), and that, to make them consider seeing me naked I was to prove I could smoke cigars with my cunt or do something like that. I couldn't help but burst in tears. I banned every fucking one in the room, but that didn't make me feel better. You know, when you do something that's obviously good, you expect getting at least SOME positive feedback - but it was ALL negative. All I got for trying to share my vibe and make those idiots happy was 1 dollar I haven't even got and tons of insults. FUCK BEING NICE. From this day, I'm gonna be a bitch even when I don't feel like acting that way.
LittleLexy
11-29-2012, 09:15 PM
:O "Hey bb..fuck your ass, fuck your pussy, suck on that toy and squeeze your tits"
How the hell am I suppose to do all that at the same time in your stupid two minute show? :O I hate guys like that..so bossy and demanding! I lost it last week with a guy that wanted me to gag, make sure my tongue was sticking out at the same and freaking dirty talk while I was doing that. Then he was like "More, More, More..do it faster, faster, faster" I freaking slammed my toy down and said "fuck this shit" and ended our show. So annoying! Then he came back in my room and asked me what was wrong LOL Well I wonder dumb ass!
StephanieXS
11-29-2012, 09:58 PM
younghardfarmer: i bet youra slut
younghardfarmer: probably a black slut
younghardfarmer: must be fun degrading yourself
StephanieXS: Um... I'm definitely white, babe. Pale as a ghost!
younghardfarmer: i said a black slut
younghardfarmer: i know its hard to comprehend
younghardfarmer: your not black
younghardfarmer: you only fuck blacks tho
younghardfarmer: your a disgraceful whore
This was after throwing a fit after I didn't say hi to him like everyone else. (He was a basic member, I don't speak to basics and I announce that every so often when I get too many requests from them). Then, after I explained to him that if he wanted my attention that he needed to get a paying account, he claimed he had THREE and that I needed to watch TV more often then maybe I'd see him and see what I was missing. I hate that no one can see basics messages but the model on cams.com, because no one saw what an idiot he was being.
LittleLexy
11-29-2012, 10:32 PM
Yeah.... most guys are not like that. I think that's why I lost it. Actually in the whole three years I've been camming he's been the only one I have encountered like that. LOL Thank God!
Snowy0Star
11-29-2012, 11:04 PM
Would you cut your hair in private?
no
leaves
on live jasmin
just happened
wtf....
ManyRoses
11-29-2012, 11:19 PM
Would you cut your hair in private?
no
leaves
on live jasmin
just happened
wtf....
Urgh. I hate those guys that want you to do something so absolutely CRAZY - just to see if you would do it. I've had guys ask me to cut my hair, dye my hair..even shave my head! They want "real" and ideally "permanent" or at least long term...assholes.
I'm sure if they knew that I was a tattoo artist they would be asking me to tattoo myself in pvt for them....Then again, I totally would. Because I'd tell them that I had to set up in pvt too, and then they would hit their limit before I finished the slowest. set up. ever. Mwahahahahahaha.
Sunnylexie
11-29-2012, 11:25 PM
Urgh. I hate those guys that want you to do something so absolutely CRAZY - just to see if you would do it. I've had guys ask me to cut my hair, dye my hair..even shave my head! They want "real" and ideally "permanent" or at least long term...assholes.
I'm sure if they knew that I was a tattoo artist they would be asking me to tattoo myself in pvt for them....Then again, I totally would. Because I'd tell them that I had to set up in pvt too, and then they would hit their limit before I finished the slowest. set up. ever. Mwahahahahahaha.
Most of them do not really want to watch you doing something or even see it done - they want to see IF they can get you do it for them. Any crazy thing that can show they have THAT much control over you. If they know tattooing yourself or changing your looks in any other way is what you want to do/are planning to do anyway, they will never ask for it
Snowy0Star
11-29-2012, 11:34 PM
Urgh. I hate those guys that want you to do something so absolutely CRAZY - just to see if you would do it. I've had guys ask me to cut my hair, dye my hair..even shave my head! They want "real" and ideally "permanent" or at least long term...assholes.
I'm sure if they knew that I was a tattoo artist they would be asking me to tattoo myself in pvt for them....Then again, I totally would. Because I'd tell them that I had to set up in pvt too, and then they would hit their limit before I finished the slowest. set up. ever. Mwahahahahahaha.
evil bitch!
love u XD
ManyRoses
11-29-2012, 11:43 PM
Most of them do not really want to watch you doing something or even see it done - they want to see IF they can get you do it for them. Any crazy thing that can show they have THAT much control over you. If they know tattooing yourself or changing your looks in any other way is what you want to do/are planning to do anyway, they will never ask for it
Just like the ones that ask you to do something weird "for Gold" and then say "I'll give it to you after". It is always some stupid amount of gold, too.
"Would you hop around and pour apple juice on yourself for 576859702834720 GOLD? I'll tip you if you do it!!"
"Sure, give me the gold!"
"No no, AFTER BB!"
Yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh.
justanothercamgirl
11-29-2012, 11:45 PM
Yesterday, I was in a good mood so decided to "get sexy" for the guys - so I out on sexy lingerie and did some dancing during my GS countdown. in like 15 minutes, I got just 1 pledge. That's ok, cause they usually wait till there;s a minute left - but when I turned around to see what they were typing to me, I saw them calling me an idiot cause of the typos I made (typing while dancing), saying how I was mutt ugly and how Pornhub was better for being free (the show was 1 (!) for 7 minutes), and that, to make them consider seeing me naked I was to prove I could smoke cigars with my cunt or do something like that. I couldn't help but burst in tears. I banned every fucking one in the room, but that didn't make me feel better. You know, when you do something that's obviously good, you expect getting at least SOME positive feedback - but it was ALL negative. All I got for trying to share my vibe and make those idiots happy was 1 dollar I haven't even got and tons of insults. FUCK BEING NICE. From this day, I'm gonna be a bitch even when I don't feel like acting that way.
It has been my experience, at least with SM that the bitchier I am and the more I ignore my free chat the more they spend on me.
The nicer I am to my custies and the more I jump through hoops, the more they are demanding douchbags to me.
I don't get why, and it truly sucks but it is the way it seems to be.
Sunnylexie
11-30-2012, 12:03 AM
It has been my experience, at least with SM that the bitchier I am and the more I ignore my free chat the more they spend on me.
The nicer I am to my custies and the more I jump through hoops, the more they are demanding douchbags to me.
I don't get why, and it truly sucks but it is the way it seems to be.
Yep, totally. On SM, NEVER ever let them feel like they are the ones in control. NEVER ask them for anything or act like you want something from them. Doing so, you pass them the strings to pull you by. Let THEM ask you - and then tell them what they have to give you to get what they want.
Most unfortunately, for some guys, "doing a gold show" = "begging for money". Instead of thanking you for being kind and offering them such a great deal, they start acting like you owe them.
justanothercamgirl
11-30-2012, 12:48 AM
Yep, totally. On SM, NEVER ever let them feel like they are the ones in control. NEVER ask them for anything or act like you want something from them. Doing so, you pass them the strings to pull you by. Let THEM ask you - and then tell them what they have to give you to get what they want.
Most unfortunately, for some guys, "doing a gold show" = "begging for money". Instead of thanking you for being kind and offering them such a great deal, they start acting like you owe them.
Yep, that is why for the majority of my gold show countdowns I have the camera on my clothed breasts and completely ignore the room.
All there questions go unanswered and you'd be surprised how often I make my goal.
ManyRoses
11-30-2012, 12:12 PM
^^^^ I started to find that I made more of my goals (or at least enough to start the show - as I usually set an official goal, and then have a "real" goal in my head) when I just set the timer and then treat it like it is normal free chat. I HATE the feeling of shilling for a show, so I just stopped doing it!
Rosexxxx
11-30-2012, 01:51 PM
I give you 1.00 gold bb now show your pussy.
Snowy0Star
11-30-2012, 01:58 PM
Yeah totally because my va-jay-jay is only worth $0.35 to me ....... RIGHT......
MommieLongLegs
11-30-2012, 03:26 PM
guy: Hi baby im looking for a chick that has really long meaty pussy lips.So long they hang out when you stand up.You got um?
*I mean how much of a turn off can you be? ugh* I hate when they ask if my pussy is phat too. Like...that sounds gross lol.
guy 2: *demanding me to show my "bottom half" before private
Me: *saying hello to other guys in the room
guy: let me see what you got. ur shape. I paid to be here.
Me: just because u registered your card doesn't mean you're paying me
guy: yeah I did! This is brazzers. That's how I got here
Me:...*talking to other guys
guy: dont talk to other niggas while I'm in here!
Me: haha keeps talking
guy:no
no
no
no
i'll be back in a minute
*leaves
Thankfully a regular rescued me and took me private for 50 minutes :) Tiring but worth it
ManyRoses
11-30-2012, 04:25 PM
^^^URGH! I havn't yet had a guy who think that they are already paying while in free.....how horrible!!!
Sunnylexie
11-30-2012, 09:14 PM
Not think probably but just act that way. When I get someone tell me he has "paid", I just play fool and tell I haven't received it yet and maybe we should wait till it shows up.
Jaana
12-01-2012, 03:05 AM
[12:00:25 PM] dev: hi
[12:00:43 PM] dev: will u give me a good deal on a show
[12:00:52 PM] dev: i dont have lotta cash
[12:01:13 PM] Pearl Forester: II don't give deals
[12:01:14 PM] Pearl Forester: it'
[12:01:18 PM] Pearl Forester: s $3 a minute
[12:01:32 PM] Pearl Forester: Maybe if you'd gotten shows from me in the past but you haven't, so
[12:01:33 PM] Pearl Forester: no deals
[12:01:38 PM] dev: ok
[12:02:17 PM] dev: i would say a deal is betta than no show at all but ok its ur buisness
[12:03:01 PM] Pearl Forester: Don't tell me how to run my business, kid.
[12:03:05 PM] dev: n 3 is way too much theres way hotter girls for 2
[12:03:13 PM] Pearl Forester: Then go beg them lol
[12:03:46 PM] Pearl Forester: I'm not going to sit here and waste my time on you if you're not going to pay me what I'm worth
if you can get a show for cheaper than WHY THE FUCKA RE YOU ASKING ME TO LOWER MY RATES?
Would you cut your hair in private?
no
leaves
on live jasmin
just happened
wtf....
Hah! I told him that I would pretend to, ended up a bit of easy-breezy RP.
Timor
12-01-2012, 07:08 AM
guest: I want to tinkle your chest this time, heh heh.
Whaaaaaaaaaaat?
Vlodina
12-01-2012, 07:22 AM
dude: hey there, got the house to yourself do you?
dude: oooh right, just the bf then? anyone else?
leaves the room
This was in group chat. I have no idea... I wonder...
twistedprincess
12-01-2012, 09:00 AM
.....
ManyRoses
12-01-2012, 11:49 AM
I just got in to a private and this guy wanted me to put my stockings on. So I take a brief moment to put them back on when PeeperJerk pops in.
PeeperJerk: wtf
PeerperJerk: eww a foot guy
PeeperJerk: nasty *leaves*
Alreadythereguy: Well there goes my boner. *leaves*
....O.o uuuh what just happened? I wrote the Jerk's name down to ban next time I see him, and I'm not to happy with alreadythereguy either, but at least I got some billable time out of him
I absolutely DESPISE the assholes who put others down for having a fetish. I mean, really? For christs sake, you are on a live porn site where all the girls list fetishes that they do, and about half the guys are fetish customers. Does anyone REALLY think that the only correct way to get off is in exactly the same way as them?
Especially when it is feet - I mean, I can understand someone being disgusted by a guy asking about bestiality, incest rp, ageplay....but FEET? I kick those assholes whenever they are in my room, and make it clear that people CANNOT be rude to other members. Lowlives!
I am so sorry that this guy lost you a show, not just a potential customer in free chat - what a douche.
roast
12-01-2012, 12:11 PM
[7:47:27 PM] Brett Funneman: could i get one for $10
[7:47:32 PM] Pearl Forester: LOL no way
[7:47:39 PM] Pearl Forester: Do i look romanian to you?
[7:48:00 PM] Pearl Forester: $20 is already $10 less than my usual rate
Casual anti-EE bias is really tiresome and divisive. It isnt funny and really cuts down on Camming Connection's ability to be internationally inclusive.
Rosexxxx
12-01-2012, 12:23 PM
guy: Hi baby im looking for a chick that has really long meaty pussy lips.So long they hang out when you stand up.You got um?
Lol I think I got that guy. I do have big pussy lips. He took me private and said I was his new favorite. He has been coming back.
I got this last night
guyinchat: Lookz Good 2 Me.......! Letz take a Trip Together !
me:..
guyinchat: Can I lick and bite........???
guyinchat: soz good and tatzy.....HELLO!
me: why do you type like that
guyinchat: I want to get your attention.
Whisked away in private before I could ban him.
MommieLongLegs
12-01-2012, 12:39 PM
Lol I think I got that guy. I do have big pussy lips. He took me private and said I was his new favorite. He has been coming back.
.
Well I'm glad you liked him and got paid. That's why there's more than one model to choose from :) I wasn't feeling it lol
MommieLongLegs
12-01-2012, 04:21 PM
Ok, so I walked away for a second and come back, and as soon as I sit sit down I see the exclusive show pop up countdown and 2 seconds later, I'm in private. I didn't even have time to think lol.
wierdo enters: hujikopl
me: *stares at screen with blank face
wierdo leaves after like .5 seconds
I'm confused lol
Sunnylexie
12-01-2012, 09:04 PM
Among other things, taking an excl is an effective way to kick everyone else out of your chat. IMO, the guy just did it to dump your room not to let someone else take you pvt.
MommieLongLegs
12-01-2012, 09:52 PM
Among other things, taking an excl is an effective way to kick everyone else out of your chat. IMO, the guy just did it to dump your room not to let someone else take you pvt.
Yeah I've had guys do that before, but at this time he was the only guy in the room(which is why I walked away for a sec), the exclusive pop up was already going when I sat down, and I didn't hit "ok" to enter the show. It just started on its own. *shrugs*
Some of these guys just have nothing better to do. He'll be blocked if he comes back though lol
ManyRoses
12-01-2012, 10:54 PM
I had a glorious moment earlier. Douchbag started spamming my room with "tiiiiiits! Show TIIIITS!" but refused to tip... RIGHT before someone ELSE tipped me to flash.
SO I decided to make an example of the little fucker.
I leaned in...made a big deal of how excited I was, how this was going to be the best flash ever...
And then said "and doucehbag1, to teach you how you SHOULD do it, you don't get to see it!"
KICK
BOOBS
Entire room cracks up, another few guys tip me for being a bitch.
MWA. HA. HA.
qwerty24
12-02-2012, 05:34 PM
A guy just sent me 30 pictures of his cock. THIRTY! At different angles, backgrounds, lighting. Why do you have 30 pictures of your cock? I'm a cam girl and I'm pressed to find more then 5 pictures of my pussy. And NONE of those are close up. And why would I need 30 pictures of your cock?
*end rant*
housewench
12-02-2012, 08:04 PM
Dude on arousr: Hey send me a pic of your pussy
Me: :( Sorry love, I can only send those to members
Dude: Oh so what can you do
Me: Wait, so you seriously thought you were going to text a complete stranger and ask for a pic of her magic hole of deception, and think she'd just do it without asking anything?
Dude: yea
Dude: y not?
SMn00b: show pussy -tips 1 gold-
Me: 5 gold and up for requests bb -totally not going to tell him I can't show it-
n00b: ripoff
Me: Are you telling me my magic hole of deception's not worth at LEAST 5 gold?
n00b: don't know haven't seen it yet