View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Alysa
02-05-2011, 12:35 AM
"Do you like hard cock?"
No I prefer them limp. Lol. Seriously?
CamWhore
02-05-2011, 04:06 AM
matrixjunior says: i bet u got a fat clit
matrixjunior says: yes
matrixjunior says: or no
matrixjunior says: hi boo
matrixjunior says: ??
ME says: I bet you got money
ME says: yes
ME says: or no
ME says: hi boo
ME says: ??
matrixjunior says: lolololololololol
brownsugardoll
02-05-2011, 04:47 AM
[2011/02/04 01:25] Lapo: how can i see you
[2011/02/04 01:25] Me: I charge $20 for 10 min
[2011/02/04 01:28] Lapo: uhm good
[2011/02/04 01:28] Lapo: i hope to meet you soon for cam
[2011/02/04 01:28] Lapo: if i show me you can do disocunt
LOL! He have the nerve to write to me about giving him a discount to do cam2cam. I decline doing discount for him. I hate when guys try to tell you how much they think you're worth for them so insulting and the price is already low enough and I hate when they don't read a profile that states don't do first time customer discounts.
BustyAmeera
02-05-2011, 05:49 AM
I`m more than sure that you get tons of emails from men who are attracted to you, as I am.
I hope still to catch your attention somehow ;-)
I am normally not specially into pornography or spending much time looking at girls at the internet .. :-) and I have no problems finding girlfriends in the real life
Yet, when I saw your picture on a google search, I was really shocked how beautiful you are and wondered what I would have done if I had met you in real life...
I would have tried to catch your attention, chat with you, get to know you..as I am now.
Hope to hear you again - or to chat with you soon..
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
He's not into porn but he googled me? Ok ::)
Camateur
02-05-2011, 10:45 PM
I posted a snip of this in cam girl diary thread, so mad that I didn't copy and paste the whole session. Here's what I remember
A guy requests a private, while I was in free chat (he never came in to my room)
Guy: Hi, I have a bizarre fetish; can you pretend to be my stepsister teaching me how to suck a cock?
Me: sure, do you have a cam?
Guy: (turns on his cam) The guy is sitting there cross legged feverishly jacking off with a dildo in his mouth. His room appears to be this luxurious hotel room.
Guy: Show me how to suck a cock;
Me: ok and take out a dildo and just as I am about to demo--
Guy: WATCH ME sis! and he starts going to town on his (dildo)
Me: Wow, great!!!
Guy: Sis take out your tits, (I do)
Guy: Great now can I do a line off of them?
He takes out a silver platter with a small mountain of cocaine on it!!!
Me: Is that real Charlie Sheen?
Guy: Yeah, now make me do this line so I can be extra high for the gang bang your gonna let me come to.
Me: (Really???) ummm ok yeah
Guy: Sis will you let me be the fluffer for the five black guys your gonna fuck later?
Me: Okay
Guy: Will you let me lick the cum out of your but-hole at the end?
Me: Okay
Guy: does a huge line, stands and is about to show me the dildo? (I guess) in his ass; then we are dis-connected, thankfully.
Sometimes I dread cam 2 cam:P
Alysa
02-05-2011, 11:22 PM
Oh I know. I'm glad their cameras are so teeny tiny. Theres been a few times i stare at a random spot on my screen and pretend like I'm watching. Lol.
Smurfette
02-06-2011, 02:38 PM
I just received this eloquent love letter from a gentleman on AW.
I just want u to know how much i woud like to fuck your face and eat your hot juicy cunt. You are sooooo hot I hav had to write to you in this way. I want to choke you with my cock until you cough and then jack off in your face. Then i ill make you suck my cock and when i am ready fuck your tight asshole.
Ahhhh.... how sweet. I think I'm in love.
MistyRose
02-06-2011, 02:45 PM
*sigh* Oh, yes, I'm such a sucker for romantic guys like that one. ::)
TheBrownFox
02-06-2011, 05:53 PM
Guy: Hi, I have a bizarre fetish; can you pretend to be my stepsister teaching me how to suck a cock?
Me: sure, do you have a cam?
Guy: (turns on his cam) The guy is sitting there cross legged feverishly jacking off with a dildo in his mouth. His room appears to be this luxurious hotel room.
Guy: Show me how to suck a cock;
Me: ok and take out a dildo and just as I am about to demo--
Guy: WATCH ME sis! and he starts going to town on his (dildo)
Me: Wow, great!!!
Guy: Sis take out your tits, (I do)
Guy: Great now can I do a line off of them?
He takes out a silver platter with a small mountain of cocaine on it!!!
Me: Is that real Charlie Sheen?
Guy: Yeah, now make me do this line so I can be extra high for the gang bang your gonna let me come to.
Me: (Really???) ummm ok yeah
Guy: Sis will you let me be the fluffer for the five black guys your gonna fuck later?
Me: Okay
Guy: Will you let me lick the cum out of your but-hole at the end?
Me: Okay
Guy: does a huge line, stands and is about to show me the dildo? (I guess) in his ass; then we are dis-connected, thankfully.
LMAO!
I hate it when a guy requests a certain outfit AND requests toy play AND wants you to see him on cam, yet he knows damn well he's only gonna stay in chat for like a minute. There's a guy on AW who makes me think to myself "Oh God....." when I see his name pop up, because he's one of those bossy guys who (no matter what you're already doing for him at the moment) is always demanding something else. ADD? And I'm assuming guys use three-word lines ("Let's see tits"..."Show ass bb"...etc.) when they wanna hurry up and spend as little money as possible? So they talk like a damn robot instead of talking like a real person. The other day he said one of those lines, and I actually smiled and said "Can you say 'please?'" He said "Sorry. Please?" If he bugs me one more time about meeting in person and doesn't take no for an answer, I'm banning him.
The other UK guys know how to be respectful ("Hi honey...wow you're beautiful!") and not speak robot language (three-word lines).
And every time I look at him, I think of how much he resembles this dickhead guy I used to work with. :P
GlitterBexie
02-06-2011, 08:07 PM
Guest - View cam bb
Me - Ill view for tokens
Guest - Ive just run out, pleeease view, let me see your tits, make me hard and then ill get tokens and tip.
Me- See above...
Guest "I thought you were cute and sweet, you shouldnt be doing this, its not you.....''
Seriously mate, you've been online twice, you have no idea who i am or what i like, that's not my real name or age and if you thought i was cute and sweet why did u just ask me to smash my fist up my ass in public?? ....*sigh* Goon.
Smurfette
02-06-2011, 08:18 PM
"Ohhh you're too sweet/innocent/young/cute to be doing this... I can't take you private, I'd feel guilty."
::) uhhh huh.
GlitterBexie
02-06-2011, 08:20 PM
"Ohhh you're too sweet/innocent/young/cute to be doing this... I can't take you private, I'd feel guilty."
::) uhhh huh.
Its like, gaaaah, dont tell me if youre NOT going to spend money, dont waste my time making me read your posting in my room/pm!
Alysa
02-06-2011, 08:35 PM
"I don't want to take you pvt because I only have like $10 and that's probably not enough for you"
This was after he asked to see my boobs in free and told him I only show in pvt. I told him "well its better than sitting here demanding things for free on a paid porn site" he was like "oh you're right" Then he took me pvt. It was only like 2 min but everything helps.
GlitterBexie
02-06-2011, 08:36 PM
Oh, and
Guest - Squirt 4 me?
Me - I dont squirt.
Guest - Can u pretend?
Me - Pretend to squirt??
Guest - Yeah, just like when you come, piss aswell, i like squirters.
Me - I don't squirt, and im not going to wee all over my couch hun, sorry.
Guest - Please babe? Just a little bit.
Me - .....................
CamWhore
02-07-2011, 01:51 AM
I hate men that cannot take NO. They act like we are money starved. "Just for me" " Just a little bit" are banning words. If you disrespect me, I will never need a show from you ever again, all money is not worth it.
SexiCal
02-07-2011, 11:50 AM
^^^That is the DAMN truth! If I have told them my limits/boundaries from the jump, what in the hell makes them think that I am going to "make an exception just this time"?! Boo, please! My integrity is worth more than a few dollar bills.
catgirl
02-07-2011, 01:16 PM
what about the ones who try to bargain?????? what the hell???? so insulting- and i tell them this!
Alysa
02-07-2011, 04:39 PM
I hate when the bargaining includes "I'll turn on my cam so you can see my big dick"
SexiCal
02-07-2011, 05:38 PM
I hate when the bargaining includes "I'll turn on my cam so you can see my big dick"
Lol...because looking at their "big dick" should be considered a form of payment. ::)
CamWhore
02-07-2011, 05:52 PM
lmao !
neliana
02-07-2011, 07:13 PM
That reminds me of a convo my friend told me about lol
BIGBALLS: BB if you don't get sexier I wont show you my big ballls!
Her: I dont care Bigballs
ShellyConnors
02-13-2011, 05:56 PM
hanybrns: Seriously need a very beautiful new Arrow Tizi beautiful and
spokesperson ... Sex for a new beautiful and Tizi Bzaziainy on Alnik Aslyo
Guoz harming sex clipsGirls dress in fine linen, Moon
WHAT?!
ShellyConnors
02-14-2011, 10:44 AM
Someone who bought my Skype ID on Niteflirt, yesterday, or "why I just can't see myself ever giving a nude show in public/free chat on any site, ever..."
FA: wat u up to sexi
FA: yo
FA: what happens if i call u
me: ummm
me: i'm a camgirl, meaning i charge for video calls. so if you call me and there has been no payment arrangement, i will deny the call. and if you do it repeatedly i will block you :)
FA: oh i c! but how do u make a payment agreement when this is meant to b free? enlighten me hustler!
me: nothing is free with me. sorry. have a nice day
FA: what if we came to an agreement, u show me and i show u a piece
FA: lets call it the trading game
::he proceeds to call me here::
*** blocked FA ***
kittykrane
02-14-2011, 11:11 AM
"Can u fuck a dog for me in private?" (yeah,,like I can make one magically appear out of nowhere..besides..mine is old and it is a BITCH...) What a tard!
"I have a 14 inch cock" (oh yeah, prove it to me horsecock)...hahah..they rarely do.
kittykrane
02-14-2011, 11:12 AM
tommato: maybe anal
tommato: can u do that
me: No, sorry, my profile says so, no toys and no anal.
tommato: ok
tommato: show pussy bb
tommato: do u fist pussy bb
me: no, my pussy is way way too tight for that :)
tommato leaves the room
I think every camgirl hates these dickheads.
I got some guy asking about fisting today.. I said I can do four fingers in either pussy or ass, but not whole hand..he kept asking ..What part of fingers don't you understand moron?
ShellyConnors
02-14-2011, 11:15 AM
^lol yeah there are a few standard sizes of cybercock. i most frequently get either 7.5 or 10.5
in a room full of 10.5 inchers it's funny how few of them have cam2cam lol
MistyRose
02-14-2011, 11:21 AM
"Can u fuck a dog for me in private?" (yeah,,like I can make one magically appear out of nowhere..besides..mine is old and it is a BITCH...) What a tard!
Those are your hangups for ufcking a dog? :D
CamWhore
02-14-2011, 11:23 AM
LOL ...too funny ^^
Alysa
02-14-2011, 11:33 PM
Yay! Cheese guy! So glad I bought cheese slices last time I went grocery shopping. Lol.
Camateur
02-15-2011, 12:22 AM
On my first night on Stream:
Guy: Hey BB can I have a peek of your tits, my dog just died..
Me: No, but you can have a peek of my dog if you like-sorry about yours..
Caramel69
02-15-2011, 05:23 PM
Babyfayce: are u carrabean? (I said no)
Babyfayce: i dont hearrrr
bigbadbaz: hello
bigbadbaz: hows you
Babyfayce: plz
Babyfayce: ur rly beautiful
Babyfayce: i didnt realize lol
Babyfayce: but ur so pwettyyyyyyyyyyy
Babyfayce: and ur smile
Babyfayce: is amazing
bigbadbaz: i agree
Babyfayce: im shocked (why because I'm a beautiful black women? DICK)
Babyfayce: im not usually into afro carrabeans (I tell him again IM NOT)
bigbadbaz: and wow how horny is your cleavage
Babyfayce: u may have converted me
Babyfayce: or whatever
Babyfayce: all teh same to me :P (all the same to u huh?? RACIST)
Babyfayce: nice to meet u bb
Babyfayce: but i cant hear u over wutang (Wasn't playing wutang which is a hiphop group or hiphop for that matter...racist)
Babyfayce: have funnnnnnnnnnnn
bigbadbaz: is that a touch racist???
Can't believe that dumbass....LOL.
MistyRose
02-15-2011, 05:41 PM
Your cleavage is horny? :D
I get super annoyed with this line...
"Wow...you're so beautiful/smart/nice, I almost feel guilty for doing this..."
Bite me. You can always pick some girl you think is a nasty stupid ho and jack off on her if your conscience will be calm that way. Dis be my job, bitch.
ShellyConnors
02-15-2011, 05:58 PM
Well damn! >:(
Babyfayce: are u carrabean? (I said no)
Babyfayce: i dont hearrrr
bigbadbaz: hello
bigbadbaz: hows you
Babyfayce: plz
Babyfayce: ur rly beautiful
Babyfayce: i didnt realize lol
Babyfayce: but ur so pwettyyyyyyyyyyy
Babyfayce: and ur smile
Babyfayce: is amazing
bigbadbaz: i agree
Babyfayce: im shocked (why because I'm a beautiful black women? DICK)
Babyfayce: im not usually into afro carrabeans (I tell him again IM NOT)
bigbadbaz: and wow how horny is your cleavage
Babyfayce: u may have converted me
Babyfayce: or whatever
Babyfayce: all teh same to me :P (all the same to u huh?? RACIST)
Babyfayce: nice to meet u bb
Babyfayce: but i cant hear u over wutang (Wasn't playing wutang which is a hiphop group or hiphop for that matter...racist)
Babyfayce: have funnnnnnnnnnnn
bigbadbaz: is that a touch racist???
Can't believe that dumbass....LOL.
Alysa
02-16-2011, 09:13 PM
OneSumKing says: hurry quick!
OneSumKing says: if you dont stick your finger in your pussy the world will end!!
me: then i guess it's up to you if you're willing to spend the money for me to do it
OneSumKing says: oh wow
OneSumKing says: this is al lot of pressure on me...
OneSumKing says: im panicing
OneSumKing says: idk what to do
me: sure is
OneSumKing says: its all up to you now!!
OneSumKing says: save us please!!
OneSumKing says: Look at that the world didn't end
OneSumKing says: I'm still alive
OneSumking has logged off
Retard!
Sunbeams
02-16-2011, 10:20 PM
Haha I love this thread, what morons.
Okay, this is pretty random but let me know if this bugs any of the rest of you. I hate it when a guys says "you okay?" instead of "how are you?" It seems to be more of a UK thing and maybe my American ass doesn't get it, but whenever someone asks me if I'm okay, it makes me feel like they think something's wrong. I only ever ask someone if they're okay if they look sad or hurt themselves somehow. Oh well, it's not that annoying, I just get tired of it.
And I only get annoyed by it in free chat of course...if they're paying me they can ask me if I'm okay until they're blue in the face for all I care.
CamWhore
02-16-2011, 10:28 PM
iget annoyed with it too, people kept asking me, but actually this time something was wrong, nobody was going pvt and was getting way to comfortable, turning on their cams and begging... after a while i just got real blunt with em... and the scattered like roaches.
Also,
Them :You look bored bb.
Me: I AM, your boring me. Did you want to go private by any chance?
( I do it when i KNOW they are not going pvt, asking about the pvt is to make them feel shamed and leave... I dont care though, dont need friends I need money)
Alysa
02-16-2011, 11:10 PM
I had one guy kept coming in my room and never went pvt. After like the 10th time he says "I really want to take you pvt but I always see you in the same outfit (yeah, what are the odds of that) put on something different and I'll go pvt." I said "I don't have anymore. You guys don't pay me enough." When I asked if he wanted to play anyways, he left and never came back. Oh well.
vanillaice
02-17-2011, 12:02 PM
For me it is the big question: bb why you are single? your so beautiful, u deserve to be with someone..oh lord..making me feel lot better when they feel pity for me.lol
AngelCummings
02-17-2011, 12:24 PM
"Stand up"
"Turn around"
"Can I see your ass"
"Can I see your feet"
"Can I see your toys"
"Do you have stockings"
"Can I see them"
"Do you have heels"
"Can I see them"
"Will you flash for $1 gold"
"Does your man know you do this"
"Can we get to know each other better on MSN"
^^^This.^^^ Same key phrases every night!
Alysa
02-17-2011, 02:54 PM
The only time I got mad someone took me pvt:
Him: why are you single?
Me: I'm married
Him: is he gay
Me: why would I be married to a gay guy?
Him: because you're here searching for a man
Then someone took me pvt. I would have made that idiot feel so stupid he would have cried. Lol. Why do these idiots think a dating site would have pay by the minute webcam shows?
JoJoX
02-17-2011, 05:29 PM
how about the "what do you do for work?" question
i understand some girls have more than one job but ive had a handful of guys ask me if i have another job, id say no then they would ask, are your parents helping you out?? id say no, they say, so how do you pay rent?
MistyRose
02-17-2011, 06:10 PM
how about the "what do you do for work?" question
i understand some girls have more than one job but ive had a handful of guys ask me if i have another job, id say no then they would ask, are your parents helping you out?? id say no, they say, so how do you pay rent?
LMAO. Well, dear, the money they pay to watch us goes to our pimps, didn't you know?? We only get one meal a day and that's it.
Caramel69
02-17-2011, 11:01 PM
LMAO. Well, dear, the money they pay to watch us goes to our pimps, didn't you know?? We only get one meal a day and that's it.
That reminds me of some loser in my room one day...kept talking shit like so u have to check with your "pimp" before you do anything and he takes your money huh...I'm like dude what are u talking about...STFU!
CamWhore
02-17-2011, 11:40 PM
The only time I got mad someone took me pvt:
Him: why are you single?
Me: I'm married
Him: is he gay
Me: why would I be married to a gay guy?
Him: because you're here searching for a man
Then someone took me pvt. I would have made that idiot feel so stupid he would have cried. Lol. Why do these idiots think a dating site would have pay by the minute webcam shows?
You'd actually be suprised how these sites are marketed. I think to tell a guy its a dating site during promo is misleading.
The begging and stuff comes from those markeeting promos that say stuff like : :these horny girls are waiting on you to tell them what to do..." ( and even worse sometimes) really? how about they mention for a price....lol
CaramelLeche
02-17-2011, 11:57 PM
"I'm not like these other guys. I'm a nice guy. I can offer you a lot"
Me-I don't give a fuck who u are, tip me, take me pvt, or shut up wasting my time.
"Does your man know u do this?"
Me-No. He has no clue what I'm doing when he comes home from work and sees me on cam half naked shakin my ass.
"If u were my girl u wouldn't be doin this"
Me-So glad I'm not with your begging ass!
"What do u do for work?"
Me-Exactly what u see me doing. My personal life is gonna stay personal.
"Where do u live?"
Me-At your moms house.
"Why do u do this cam thing?"
Me-FOR MONEY DUMB ASS!
"You okay?"
Me-Why, is there a problem? Are u okay broke beggin ass?
"You look bored"
Me-Because u aren't tipping.
"Show me what you're workin with"
Me-Show me your check stubs.
"Turn around"
Me-I literally turn around in a circle lol.
"When u see how good I look on cam ur gonna want me"
*they turn their cam on, they're ugly as fuck, then they ask, "How do I look?" looking at me for a reaction.
Me-You're actually cute. Not like these other guys I see. (NOT)
"I wanna get to know you more than this sex stuff. What do you like to do..hobbies? Lets get to know each other"
Me-Who cares about that shit! I don't wanna get to know u honestly. Show me the money and stop wasting my time with all this damn talk. This isn't a dating site!
"Are u wet?" *asking every 5 minutes
Me-Yes. I'm sitting here soaked.
BuffyFlame
02-18-2011, 12:36 AM
iget annoyed with it too, people kept asking me, but actually this time something was wrong, nobody was going pvt and was getting way to comfortable, turning on their cams and begging... after a while i just got real blunt with em... and the scattered like roaches.
Also,
Them :You look bored bb.
Me: I AM, your boring me. Did you want to go private by any chance?
( I do it when i KNOW they are not going pvt, asking about the pvt is to make them feel shamed and leave... I dont care though, dont need friends I need money)
You'd actually be suprised how these sites are marketed. I think to tell a guy its a dating site during promo is misleading.
The begging and stuff comes from those markeeting promos that say stuff like : :these horny girls are waiting on you to tell them what to do..." ( and even worse sometimes) really? how about they mention for a price....lol
Thats my problem with SM , they market in the WORST ways , yea its traffic , but not nessicarly good clients.
I mean i saw a sm add , stating , we are "freaks for free"
And if there stating its a dating site... dear lorrrddd.
JoJoX
02-18-2011, 03:00 AM
guys who say "come to X state, ill make you alot of money baby."
well,if i wanted to do that type of work, id be doing it and banking WITHOUT your damn help and what the fuck do you think this is?? a fucking catalog for hoes? some guy called me an investment one time.
just straight up pimps or wanna be pimps...shit pisses me the fuck off
Alysa
02-18-2011, 02:04 PM
how about the "what do you do for work?" question
i understand some girls have more than one job but ive had a handful of guys ask me if i have another job, id say no then they would ask, are your parents helping you out?? id say no, they say, so how do you pay rent?
I actually get the opposite of this. One guy asked me if this was for my Mercedes payment. Uh no dude. I drive an 11 yr old Jeep. I'm just trying to pay my bills.
I had two guys want to be my sugar daddy Wednesday. I told one that unless he comes to my cam and tips me large amounts of money every week then no thanks cuz I won't meet you. He left. Yeah that's what I thought.
I had one guy that lives in the same state as me and was convinced me and my husband would swing with him. We talked about swinging in pvt once but I never mentioned meeting him. He comes back one day and says "remember me. We were talking about me coming out and meeting you and your husband." I ignored him. He knows damn well we did not decide that. Well a few days later I knew my friend was working but I wanted to call her so I pulled up her cammodels page to see if she was busy first. And the same douchbag was in there talking to her saying the same shit. She totally ignored him to. Lol.
Smurfette
02-18-2011, 03:39 PM
"You okay?"
Me-Why, is there a problem? Are u okay broke beggin ass?
Argh, I hate it when they ask this. Am I okay? No, I'm not okay, I'm a sex slave forced to do webcam for 12 hours a day, I get to eat a jar of babyfood at 3 hour intervals, and even though I have a big grin on my face I'm actually suffering on the inside, please come rescue me you big hunk so I don't have to sell myself anymore!!! ::)
missmagnolia
02-18-2011, 03:43 PM
What I absolutely don't understand are those guys who ask one millions question (do you have stockings? what color? do you have a green pair of panties with pink dots and a little yellow lace bow? do you have a toy? is it 7.2 inches? what is it made of? are you going to be here for 2 more hours?) then they do the "brb, have to lock the door", "gonna take a shower", "my phone is ringing", "have to see why my dog is barking", leave and don't come back. Do they think I would be upset or desperate, or I would start to cry and scream if they left and didn't say they were coming back?