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JoJoX
12-21-2012, 11:07 PM
That also reminds me of a regular of mine that always comes to my room and ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS tells me how much he loves me and wants to marry me. He is so annoying, as soon as I log in "Jo, I love you." In every tip note, "Marry me." Like, how can you love me and want to marry me if all you ever talk about is your love for me?? We seriously do not talk about anything else at all.

Sunnylexie
12-22-2012, 02:41 AM
GAH! I hate those guys!!

I had a guy messaging me on fb asking "when are you on fb so we can chat?". To which I replied "Oh, I only log on once a day and check my messages, if you want to chat, here is my chat room link!"...and he says "Oh, that will make it hard to just chat then...you should give me your number, THEN we can chat."

I mean...really? DO you honestly think that I got cut off/am unable to log in and chat for free on FACEBOOK/am somehow being controlled by another being? I CHOOSE to log off. Here is where you can find me, and you can find me there whenever I damn well please. If I log off, it means that I don't want to talk to you any more, not that I am kicking myself for not getting your number so that I can continue our scintillating conversation wherein you repeatedly beg me to flash you for free.

Because every night I log off, and instead of thinking "phew, time to shower off the layer of coconut oil and frustration and watch some tv in mah sweatpants" I'm actually thinking "Gee, I wonder what BigCockMakeUCum78 is up to. Maybe he is thinking about me. I totally should have showed him my boobs...if I had his number, I could text him a pic! He's awesome."

What is Uber-annoying about it is that 3 of 4 guys bugging you with their contacts act like its YOU not them who needs it and like they are doing you a favor "treating you as a human being, not flesh for sale". We are in soo much need for someone to comfort us after a night of selling ourselves to perverts, right? ::)

CarmenF
12-22-2012, 03:39 AM
What is Uber-annoying about it is that 3 of 4 guys bugging you with their contacts act like its YOU not them who needs it and like they are doing you a favor "treating you as a human being, not flesh for sale". We are in soo much need for someone to comfort us after a night of selling ourselves to perverts, right? ::)
Ugh this reminds me when I was indie and I had just begun. I did get some shows but, others told me I was a bitch blahblah, and others were so pitiful in "Please please please don't remove me I am broke can we still be friends pleease". Ugh how the fuck did I manage that??? I have male friends in the industry because they value me for what I am...

Glasses
12-22-2012, 01:46 PM
Had a few shows, now we start "'the talking"

detailed questions about my marital status and history how I imagine my future husband, what kind of life would I like to live yada-yada

(thinking: oh hell, where are we heading?)

-So. Would you like to live in the US? Perhaps it's very early, but one day we might meet and... You know....
-Ummm.... I have never thought about that sweetie. I kind of like it here. (Even if I would like to, obviously not with you...)

I hate when good spenders take it to this direction. It means we will have to say goodbye soon. In worse cases no goodbye, just banhammer.

CourtneyRaine
12-22-2012, 05:06 PM
(Note: on Naked, guys can change their screen names at will, even while they are in the middle of free chat with you.) Some asshat kept asking about if I'd do anal and show him my shit in private and of course I said no, it is against site rules and I'm not risking my account for that. Then one of my best tipping regs came in, threw down $15, I did what it said in the room topic and since no one else was tipping I put my clothes back on. So a few minutes later my best reg started talking shit about "why are your clothes still on?" I said as sweetly as I could that I did what I aid I would do but I am not going to sit there naked in free chat all day if no one wants to keep chipping in for the goal, it is not fair to me. "Sucks for my wallet." Oh my God, WHAT? He has NEVER talked to me that way, I always go above and beyond for him because he is one of my best regs, and I explained the math to him that he could have taken me private at $5/min for three minutes but I left my clothes off for a lot longer than that so he has no right to complain. I was livid, I mean all regs have an expiration date but usually they aren't that rude. He had also asked how much it would take for me to meet him irl and I told him no, I can't share my contact details and risk getting kicked off the site. "It might be worth your time." No, I promise it wouldn't. Guess that's why he got pissy? Someone elsewhere had just asked me to do a custom set for him so I said you know what, I'm logging out to do a photo set because I don't feel like sitting here and getting disrespected in free chat. He said wait. I said why? "Because I'm not (myreg)". Sure enough, I hadn't even noticed but "my regular's" name was spelled with one letter off. Apparently the shit guy from before thought it would be just hilarious to troll me. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE??? HOW in the world do some ASSHATS think shit like this is entertaining?

Sunnylexie
12-22-2012, 10:24 PM
Him: Hey, thats not the way you should treat your devoted customers!

The "devoted customer" has been lurking in my freechat for about a month living on flashes I gave to tippers and never throwing in a dime.

xobarbiexo
12-23-2012, 02:06 AM
ummm Mitt Romney is always in my room, but he never tries to save me :-( Ya know maybe it's the real dude bc he was a dick IRL maybe he remembers me? LMAO

CarmenF
12-23-2012, 07:21 AM
who is this captain save a ho mitt romney?one who acts like the politician?

Jaana
12-23-2012, 07:22 AM
[4:15:16 PM] Jaana Ruutu: Hi!
[4:15:19 PM] James: hey
[4:15:19 PM] Jaana Ruutu: Looking for a show?
[4:15:24 PM] James: yeah
[4:15:32 PM] Jaana Ruutu: Great. What kind?
[4:15:42 PM] James: what do you do
[4:16:04 PM] Jaana Ruutu: almost eveyrthing, aside from incest, animals, and scat..so what are you looking to see?
[4:16:18 PM] James: im not sure yet
[4:16:45 PM] James: ok ill pay 100 bucks for 20 mins with a 5 min preview ok
[4:16:54 PM] Jaana Ruutu: LOL
[4:16:58 PM] Jaana Ruutu: I don't do previews.
[4:17:13 PM] Jaana Ruutu: and I only charge $3 a minute so why would you pay almost twice as much=
[4:17:14 PM] Jaana Ruutu: '
[4:17:22 PM] Jaana Ruutu: Illogical. Wanna try that again, this time without a scam?
[4:17:40 PM] James: no scam
[4:17:50 PM] James: i like a preview and 20 mins of fun
[4:17:56 PM] Jaana Ruutu: You asked for 5 free minutes. Its a scam.
[4:18:18 PM] Jaana Ruutu: I don't give previews.
[4:18:35 PM] Jaana Ruutu: You're about 30 seconds from being blocked if you don't just pay for a show.
[4:19:04 PM] James: i only ask for a preview so i can see what your like
[4:19:09 PM] James: and what you sound like
[4:19:33 PM] Jaana Ruutu: That's what my youtube video is for...
[4:19:42 PM] Jaana Ruutu: The one I link to in my cam ads..
[4:19:56 PM] James: im sorry thats how i do it
[4:20:24 PM] Jaana Ruutu: yeah, because you're a dickless scammer who has no money and gets a jolly out of wasting the time of people who actually work for a living you broke fuck

I'm so tired of this crap.

justanothercamgirl
12-23-2012, 09:11 AM
lametroll: You have nice boobs and all but you are little curvy on the bottom
lametroll: You have about 15lbs to lose.
lametroll: Someone has been a little piggy piggy this Christmas holiday
lametroll: Oink Oink

I just grins my ass off at him as I lifted my shirt up to cover over my bra and pointed at my rib cage. Seriously, if I lost 15lb then I would cease to exist. My back is already only 26 inches around.

As a side note, it took me 5 MINUTES to ban the fucker. I knew EXACTLY what he was going to say after he said, "Curvy down on the bottom."

I fucking swear that Streamate changed its system where we have to click on a guy and then it goes to the top of our list to make it HARDER for camgirls to ban people. What also happens to me is that I have a very active room so by the time I have to scroll my bar up to click on a name someone else has come it which shifts that name half a inch up and now I have clicked on another name that goes to the top of a list. This means I have to use my scroll bar to go all the way back down my list and try to click on the name again. Of course someone else has come in moving the asshats name half an inch again and I am stuck and forced to listen to bullshit because SM felt the need to fix something THAT WAS NEVER FUCKING BROKEN IN THE FIRST PLACE while choosen to ignore the million of other glitches that instead could of used to be fixed.

Grrrrrrr......

StephanieXS
12-23-2012, 09:55 AM
This wasn't on cam, but on twitter. This guy has been following me for a week and I told him "Come see me on cams.com sometime!" His response? "I appreciate the offer, but I leave the cam'ing for me & close 'friends', 1 on 1. Feel free to chat since the brain is the..." So I'm like, whatever, not a future custie, cool. So I just never responded. I'm not gonna waste my time begging for attention. He responds to every tweet I make, clingy as fuck and the today he tweets at me "It's been nice following you. Happy holidays!" And unfollows. I get the vibe that he expected me to metaphorically chase after him... Idiot.

gingerstripper
12-23-2012, 12:56 PM
do you like to be raped???? have you ever been raped?...because you look like a lot of fun to be raped....
i was thinking "ur fucking weird and gross" but ended asking him if it was a fetish...he never replied back
probably trying to get a rise out of me...but it didnt work.

TheBrownFox
12-23-2012, 08:16 PM
Today on Streamate:

"With your prices, you need to get a better cam."

LMFAO. I have a Logitech HD C910 cam AND an awesome 5-bulb lamp which gives off amazing light. The ONLY time my light wouldn't look right on cam is on days when it's ridiculously sunny out that the sunlight (coming through my window blinds) interferes with my lighting on cam. But I'm almost certain this particular person was in my room later in the evening, when the outside sunlight wouldn't be an issue. So yeah, nice try with the lame comment. Might as well tell me how you REALLY feel, which translates to "I'm just a cheap fucker room-hopping on a SEX SITE and bitching about rates, because I think hot girls should just give me a free show to make my little penis cum."

justanothercamgirl
12-23-2012, 11:25 PM
*freeloadingjerk wants to add you as his contact on Skype*

*you accept freeloadingjerk contact request*

JAC: Hello, thanks for contacting me for a show. All the information can need can be found at: chockfullofinformationlink.com

- Incoming video call from freeloading jerk -

- DECLINED -

JAC: I have to recieve payment first before we can start the show

freeloadingjerk: I am a poor boy.

JAC: Oh, thanks for being so honest right off the bat! You have just saved us both a lot of time.

*FREELOADINGJERK HAS BE BLOCKED*

Sunnylexie
12-23-2012, 11:55 PM
During a gold show:

him: fuck that ass
fist
him: ass tight
wrist deep
*I explain I do no anal or fisting, which he could read on my profile*
him: you've sold it
him: fuck that asshole
*Yes, indeed - you've paid as much as a minimum pledge so I'm obliged to do whatever you tell me, no matter if it's on my list of services or not*

***************************
him: not even a gagger
*which, again, could be seen on my profile - to those who bother reading it*
him: prefer to fuck that asshole

***************************
him:;ussy to mouth
*I lick the toy*
him: good girl
up that asshole?
*"FUCK YEA! SHE'S OBEYING!!!!!11111 Let me order her to fuck her ass!"*
pinch yuoyr titties
*I pinch my nipples*
DP
*"OMG YEA, GOT HER THERE AGAIN!!!!!111 ... Maybe I can get it work by putting something in her pussy at the same time?"*
him: DP tight nipples

DP TIGHT NIPPLES??????!!!!!!!
WTFF???????!!!!!!!:O

xobarbiexo
12-24-2012, 01:46 AM
after offering to buy me diamonds & wanting a skype show
Crazy4Daisy: i charge for skype hun
cheapo: whatever then
cheapo: you blew it


damn bc I didn't do a free skype show I get NO diamonds now :(

xobarbiexo
12-25-2012, 01:47 AM
Me: only in pvt buddy
cheapo: you're kidding
cheapo: I was wondering why you have a shitty cam score.

Sunnylexie
12-25-2012, 02:12 AM
seaspray: suck ure fingers please........... i said please so u kinda gotta do it!

Wish my please's worked that way.

P.S. a fellow cammodel shared this same line with me like 5 minutes after I copied it from my chat. Beware the Mighty Copypaster, ladies.

Snowy0Star
12-25-2012, 04:58 PM
Last night I had a basic members go on MFC say they will rate and admire me for a free flash and they have a P account.
Also had a basic tell me I should give out xmas freebies because my tip menu was too high i told him that was funny comming from someone whos never paid for tokens on the side before. Heres the kicker he said he had a P account but he got banned and he made a new one thats still basic. Yeah buddy ill show by 36Ds for u for glitch because i feel bad that ur a lonley dick-wad on xmas. I think he was the one high not my tip menu

Snowy0Star
12-25-2012, 06:41 PM
thread jack but wondering - can guys on mfc change their name in thier account settings as easy as we can?

Glasses
12-25-2012, 07:46 PM
he logs on

him: Free00923131

he logged off

he logs on

him: Free00923131

he logged off

he logs on

him: Free00923131

he logged off

he logs on

him: Free00923131

he logged off

countless times

wtf? Now coupon codes too?

xobarbiexo
12-26-2012, 02:06 AM
dead @coupon codes

Snowy0Star
12-26-2012, 02:25 AM
dead @coupon codes

So mfc DID have them at one point? 0.0

NormaBates
12-26-2012, 02:27 AM
I don't think you should be sick of men, just ignorant and/racists.

Snowy0Star
12-26-2012, 02:32 AM
I don't think you should be sick of men, just ignorant and/racists.

when did anyone say we hate men ? ur new so please step off ur soap box before u get burned and learn the hard way what happens to trolls...

xobarbiexo
12-26-2012, 04:08 AM
No they never had codes but him typing them made me laugh so hard I died that's what dead @ whatever
Means :)

JoJoX
12-26-2012, 05:04 AM
"I'll make you a deal- get on cam and I make this big cock cum for you."

Jaana
12-26-2012, 05:37 AM
Guy(about six times in rapid succession):DO U LIKE FORESKIN MUNCHNG???

I finally banned him biut..what..in the world is that?

xobarbiexo
12-26-2012, 05:40 AM
"I'll make you a deal- get on cam and I make this big cock cum for you."
This shit makes my blood boil! I am so sick of seeing "big cocks cum". Like shit do they not realize wtf we do?!

Sunnylexie
12-26-2012, 06:03 AM
During my Gold countdown ($130 is the goal):

Him: $130? Isn't it too much hun?
Me: I don't think so)
Him: ok ok I dont mind lol

Him: for 130, they offer more, than just a video.
Him: You're funny

Him: Mind meeting for real?

What a jealous, cheap, entitled, impudent jerk. Even worse for him being my compatriot (the excerpt above is translated). That shit made me rather ashamed, than annoyed.

Jaana
12-26-2012, 06:06 AM
During my Gold countdown ($130 is the goal):

Him: $130? Isn't it too much hun?
Me: I don't think so)
Him: ok ok I dont mind lol

Him: for 130, they offer more, than just a video.
Him: You're funny

Him: Mind meeting for real?

What a jealous, cheap, entitled, impudent jerk. Even worse for him being my compatriot (the excerpt above is translated). That shit made me rather ashamed, than annoyed.

I've had so many guys on SM over the past few days beg me to meet in person. Does SM advertise on escort sites or something? I had one guy yesterday take me into exclusive for 10 seconds just to ask me how much it'd cost for me to go to London to fuck him.

Sunnylexie
12-26-2012, 06:22 AM
I've had so many guys on SM over the past few days beg me to meet in person. Does SM advertise on escort sites or something? I had one guy yesterday take me into exclusive for 10 seconds just to ask me how much it'd cost for me to go to London to fuck him.

For good or for bad, they advertise just EVERYWHERE they can, including the notorious Motherless. Guess that's where my numerous dog lovers come from (those guys are my pet peeve, they fkn flock in my room).

Jaana
12-26-2012, 06:26 AM
What's Motherless?

TheBrownFox
12-26-2012, 06:32 AM
What's Motherless?


It's a website with some gross shit on it...underage girls...girls having their pussy licked by their dog...someone said they've seen a severed head (was it a pic, or a video???) on there. I think that may also be the site where I saw dudes bragging about sexual stuff they did with their pet hamsters. Disgusting.....

Streamate advertises their models on Motherless.

TheBrownFox
12-26-2012, 06:41 AM
Annoying comment by guys who enter my room and don't even say hi:

"Do a gold show"

Yeah, I'm gonna do a Gold show because a bossy guy like you TOLD ME TO...lmao. And even if I did have the Gold show option - which I don't - my Gold show rates wouldn't be anything less than $1 per minute ($5 for 5 mins, or $7 for 7 mins).

Vela Valentine
12-26-2012, 11:42 PM
"OMG you charge $x.xx? Even (insert porn star name here) doesn't charge that much!"

... So you're here, why?
Save us both the time, please, and ...... (WAIT FOR IT....)

.... BAN HAMMAH!

StephanieXS
12-26-2012, 11:54 PM
I got a new hat today (one of those fluffy stuffed animal looking bombers) and I just REALLY wanted an excuse to wear it... So I threw on a purple pvc dress, purple thigh high boots and my new purple hat. Then this jack ass comes in my room...
Teenagefuckhead: Looks like somebody's trying to get attention with that hat!
*kicked*
Comes back an hour later
Teenagefuckhead: So did you lose a bet or something to have to wear that hat?
*Ban-HAMMERED!*
I love that button...

Glasses
12-27-2012, 07:12 AM
Custie had 2 shows with me. Once normal show, second time, some talking and then a show. Next week he stays in my chat for looooong loooong time and tries to get all my attention. I get tips often for flashes. Once again someone tips for a flash, and the first guy is like: mmm yeah, the show starts soon. I'm like "what?!" him: "you got a tip and you will flash" I'm like wtf? you know you are gettin annoying yeah? Freeloading here all night?

And he is like: what? Freeloading? I take you private just to TALK! How can you call me a freeloader?

Yeah, buddy, you did that once, last week. And you know, you are not the only one. And that doesn't mean you are supposed to spend hours in my free chat drooling on my ass and tits on others money trying to make up conversations. Next time you do it, you'll be banned.

And he got butthurt.

cherryblossomsinspring
12-27-2012, 07:54 AM
HIM:"Where are you from?"
ME: "I don't escort"
HIM:"That's not what I asked you"
ME: "Ohh ok the internet :)"
HIM:"FUCK YOU BITCH"!

Guy left. I almost felt like I could hear a door slam somewhere. Rolls eyes..

Sunnylexie
12-27-2012, 09:41 AM
On my camming outfits - not annoying, but sooo very deluded:

"You must be getting so much attention from men when going out like that"

FFS, if I go out wearing the dress, I'll definitely get much attention from the police)))

"MMM your man is so lucky seeing you in them every day"

Hate to tell you, guys... When I'm not camming, I usually look like this:

32475

twistedprincess
12-27-2012, 12:08 PM
Hate to tell you, guys... When I'm not camming, I usually look like this:

32475

Footie pajamas and bathrobes are my go-to not working outfits :)

ManyRoses
12-27-2012, 01:08 PM
During my Gold countdown ($130 is the goal):

Him: $130? Isn't it too much hun?
Me: I don't think so)
Him: ok ok I dont mind lol

Him: for 130, they offer more, than just a video.
Him: You're funny

Him: Mind meeting for real?

What a jealous, cheap, entitled, impudent jerk. Even worse for him being my compatriot (the excerpt above is translated). That shit made me rather ashamed, than annoyed.

This is making my eyelid twitch.....GAH!

It is so frustrating that the "norm" now is that customers get videos or photosets just for joining a gold show. I mean....whaaaaa? I mean....wtf? Sure, if some girls want to do that, fine....but don't EXPECT everyone to do it!

I record and sell my gold shows on c4s, and they are usually more expensive than the actual bid in to the show - an 8 min show might be $5 to buy into live, but would cost $8.99 to buy. So why in the HELL would I give away something for free that is more expensive than the thing the customer is buying???? It would be like selling clothing, and giving away a free dress with every purchase of a pair of socks....Le sigh.

Sunnylexie
12-27-2012, 04:52 PM
^^ The jerk meant the gold show he supposedly was getting, not extras (which I don't offer). What made my blood boil is that he was ranting not even about the minimum pledge, but about the TOTAL amount of money I was asking for it. Just imagine that - telling a girl that she shouldn't be getting that much money for just using toys on cam for a damn crowd of people, and then offering her to fuck you IRL as a more realistic way to get as much (or, most likely, less) money. FUCK YOU, you stinky son of a bitch.

justanothercamgirl
12-27-2012, 08:39 PM
entitled_custie: Show me the goods!
JAC: Tip for request
entitled_custie: RUDE!

o_0

justanothercamgirl
12-27-2012, 08:48 PM
has-bought-only-once-a-$1-GS-from-me: I sent you pictures of my penis. Will you look at them?
JAC: *silence*
has-bought-only-once-a-$1-GS-from-me: Did you get the pictures I sent you?
has-bought-only-once-a-$1-GS-from-me: Will you look at them? Why would you speak do me? Do you like them?
JAC: *silence*
has-bought-only-once-a-$1-GS-from-me: Hello? Did you like the penis pictures I sent you? HELLO!!!!!!
JAC: *ban*
----

Wow, seriously dude? You have given me $1 in your entire life and now you think I am at your beck and call. Where does that level of entitlement come from?

CamGirl4M
12-28-2012, 01:21 PM
IN an exclusive session last night:

m 33
do you have a man
are you married
do you hook up with other guys
can i play with you
how can we meet
do you have another sight
do you go on dates
cool
write my number down
you can
how much does a date cost


#$(@&$! Once AGAIN, this is not match.com AND I"m not an escort! At least he was paying $7.99/minute to annoy me. :-)

TheBrownFox
12-28-2012, 02:36 PM
has-bought-only-once-a-$1-GS-from-me: I sent you pictures of my penis. Will you look at them?
JAC: *silence*
has-bought-only-once-a-$1-GS-from-me: Did you get the pictures I sent you?
has-bought-only-once-a-$1-GS-from-me: Will you look at them? Why would you speak do me? Do you like them?
JAC: *silence*
has-bought-only-once-a-$1-GS-from-me: Hello? Did you like the penis pictures I sent you? HELLO!!!!!!
JAC: *ban*
----

Wow, seriously dude? You have given me $1 in your entire life and now you think I am at your beck and call. Where does that level of entitlement come from?

This is Streamate you're referring to, right? I've gotten the same thing. Guys who tipped me like one or two GOLD (or guys who tipped NOTHING at all), thinking it's okay to send me attached photos of themselves. And I don't open any of those files...ever. I refuse to. They won't get it through their heads that even if they did have the most gorgeous cock ever, it won't make a difference since I'm not meeting them in person. I'm also not gonna give them the satisfaction of hearing me say "Ooh yeah, baby...that's the biggest cock I've ever seen!" LOL. I swear, some members really do abuse that 'send me a message' feature so they can do everything BUT tip you...smh.

Glasses
12-29-2012, 05:58 AM
I'm also not gonna give them the satisfaction of hearing me say "Ooh yeah, baby...that's the biggest cock I've ever seen!"

Sometimes I don't even open it, just message back something like this (IF I'm perfectly sure they are very proud of it): It looks weird uhhh. What happened to it? or Soo crooked, dude... or you should see the doc with that, it looks like some kind of infection.

They don't really answer.

IsobelWren
12-29-2012, 09:34 AM
Sometimes I don't even open it, just message back something like this (IF I'm perfectly sure they are very proud of it): It looks weird uhhh. What happened to it? or Soo crooked, dude... or you should see the doc with that, it looks like some kind of infection.

They don't really answer.

:rotfl:

xobarbiexo
12-30-2012, 12:42 AM
troll: is that a wig
Me: no
troll: prove it
troll: lol

ugh how do you prove your hair is your hair should I send him samples so he can match up my DNA?

and the whole

"get my dick hard and we go pvt" shit pisses me off so much