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roast
12-30-2012, 02:10 AM
"A girl here tatted guy's names on her body for tips"
"Wow, that's interesting"
"Ive seen it on MFC too"
"sorry we cant talk about other sites babe."

"Would you do that?"
"I think that's pretty intense!"
"Whys that?"
"Well uh-"

*tips 10*

"Thanks :)"
"Would you need more than that?"
"Tips are always awesome :)"
"I mean to get it done"
"Get it - get what done?"

*tips 5*

"To tattoo my name on you"
"Oh, uhhhh I uh hahaha, no. No I-"

*tips 1*

"how much do you need?"
"....So, tattoos usually start at $100 minimum where I live but that is-"
"OK. I cant tip you that much. How is 50?"
"Wow. Hahaha, I mean hahahaha-" :Im taken exclusive before this can continue:

Classy_Katy
12-30-2012, 06:33 AM
and the whole

"get my dick hard and we go pvt" shit pisses me off so much

I tell them that if they're not already hard just from looking at me that they're obviously in the wrong room!

Sunnylexie
12-30-2012, 06:57 AM
and the whole

"get my dick hard and we go pvt" shit pisses me off so much

What I answer is: "Really? My crystal ball tells me you are hard as a rock and wanking it ;)"

cherryblossomsinspring
12-30-2012, 07:23 AM
During my Gold countdown ($130 is the goal):

Him: $130? Isn't it too much hun?
Me: I don't think so)
Him: ok ok I dont mind lol

Him: for 130, they offer more, than just a video.
Him: You're funny

Him: Mind meeting for real?

What a jealous, cheap, entitled, impudent jerk. Even worse for him being my compatriot (the excerpt above is translated). That shit made me rather ashamed, than annoyed.

Eww so this guy wants someone to fuck him for $130! Get out with that bargain basement shit!

cherryblossomsinspring
12-30-2012, 07:25 AM
Ugg I had the my get my dick hard comment.

I said you know they have pills for that problem you have.

Jaana
12-30-2012, 11:32 AM
[8:07:53 PM] Jaana Ruutu: Hi. What can i do for you?
[8:08:51 PM] maria camgirl: cash
[8:09:03 PM] Jaana Ruutu: ..excuse me?
*they sign off*

Did someone just pretend to be another cam girl to ask me for money?

CJforyourfun
12-31-2012, 10:01 AM
I had a guy irritate me about his foreskin for a while and then sent me pics of his mom naked. Then he told me that his mom wanted to see him whack off. I do a lot of RP so I thought he might take me prvt but when he said his mom was watching him whack off I ban him. Good Lord where do these people come from?!?!?!

MommieLongLegs
12-31-2012, 11:01 AM
dude: u like like big cocks?
...
dude: bb DO U LIKE BIG DICKS?
...
dude: ?????????????++
...
*he leaves

dude2: *going on and on about how nice my ass probably is, wants to see it, loves black women etc.
me: you keep talkin about ass, but haven't paid (it's 5 gold)
dude2: i dont know if it's worth payin for
me: that's why you won't be seeing it
dude2: ok. im out.
*leaves

dorkinator
12-31-2012, 02:01 PM
Some guy kept trying to get me to shit on cam today - at first I thought he was just fantasising, but then he got all "push bb, push, will you do it for me bb???" & when i said "er... no, sorry" he logged out immediately, haha

justanothercamgirl
12-31-2012, 06:03 PM
Via Skype
I am still fucking laughing about this....."Everyone else is writing on there leg! You should write on your leg while you are in free chat. It will bring in more people!"

How fucking old are you? I left that shit behind me in grade school. What is next? You going to double dog dare me to do it?

---

asshat: Can you write my name on your leg?
asshat: And send it me
asshat: ;)
JAC: I am busy on cam right now
asshat: Okay! Carnt u do it later?
asshat: Please just do it quick and wash it off I will get more people in the stream
JAC: No, I am working right now.
asshat: Can you do it later?
JAC: *ignore*

-- LATER --

asshat: I know all that its just a quick photo and I might buy one of the cheap books
asshat: On your wish list
asshat: So can you do it for me?
JAC: Oh sorry, you want a photo?
JAC: Well if you bought something off my wishlist you'd have to wait for it to be shipped to me first before I could send the photo.
JAC: What exactly did you want?
asshat: You write my name on your leg and take a photo and send it me. But don't put it on ur website please
asshat: Loads of people are doing it
JAC: I have no problem doing it.
JAC: I am just explaining if you wanted to pay less than a $25 card and buy something off my wishlist I'd have to wait to receive that item first before I could do it.
JAC: Just point out the flaw in the wishlist plan. ;)
asshat: Could I get one with ur panty on now?
asshat: Really carnt be arced to wait that long
JAC: Nope
JAC: Sorry, I can't be bothered to do it then.
asshat: Why it's not really much to ask for
JAC: It is such a tiny amount of money that it isn't really worth it to spend the time on New Year's Eve
JAC: So, actually it is a lot to ask for.
ashat: It's not hard to write on your leg then send me photo. I have an amazon gift card I got for Christmas I don't really want
JAC: Well it isn't that hard to wait for it either.
JAC: Oh so now you have an amazon card.
JAC: Then why were you talking about my wishlist?
asshat: Duno
asshat: I only want one photo
JAC: Well, you'll have to wait for it.
JAC: It is New Year's Eve.
asshat: What do you mean wait?
JAC: If you'd like I could do it tomorrow, but there is no way I am doing it tonight.
asshat: Okay thanks.happy new year

justanothercamgirl
01-01-2013, 08:24 PM
^^^^ And he was back on skype again today!

asshat: So are you going to do those pictures for me? I have an amazon card, it is only for 10 pounds.
JAC: Sorry, I can't take amazon cards from different countries.
asshat: Oh?
JAC: Yes, I am afraid that it won't work for me. But I am sure there are many European girls who would more than be happy to fulfilll your request. Good luck with your search.
asshat: So you won't take it?
JAC: No.
asshat: Well, will you just do it for free then?
JAC: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*ban*

miss_me
01-02-2013, 12:55 AM
Hanging out in free chat, get a pm about a private.

Him: *Asks me what my limits are*
Me: *Gives generic answer*
Him: "Ok, that sounds great. I'm really excited to get a show with you. I don't do this often but when I do I spend a lot of money*. Thing is, there is another blonde girl with big tits on right now that I like. I'm still deciding if I want you or her (hope that doesn't sound mean lol)"
Me:"Alright..."
Him:"Can I make a request?"
Me:"um, you can ask but that doesn't mean I'll do anything."
Him:"Could you lower your price just for me? I promise I'll spend all my money on you"
Me:"I don't haggle."
Him:"Oh I understand. It's just I really can't decide who to get a show from, you or her."
Me: *Ignores*

5 mins later

Him:"So have you thought about it? I really want you now cause you're so feisty"
Me:"Better just go with the other girl."
Him:"I always spend a lot. I just need you to blah blah blah blah"
Me: *Ban*

The amount he was trying to get me to jump through hoops for would have been $10 my cut -_-; Also, I have brown hair and IBTs so I'm guessing talking about the other cam girl (who may or may not have existed) was him trying to make me feel insecure or something. Maybe he thought after making me feel bad for having small tits (I did't) he could swoop in while I was insecure and get me to lower my price.

This was just odd for me cause I don't normally get the 'plotting' trolls, just the ones that spam the room with "___ pls bb" untill I ban them.

I've also gotten a lot of guys coming into my room and saying something like "pls bb i'm so tired. help me cum so i can sleep bb". I almost never get asked for birthday or military freebies. It's always guys who (for some reason) need to wank one off before they go to bed and feel like I (for some reason) should care enough to help them for free. And they always ask it like it's the most common/normal thing. They always get laughed at by the other guys in my room.

cherryblossomsinspring
01-02-2013, 03:00 AM
Him: Will you get naked for a man in the military.
Me: You're a man right?
Him: Yes
Me: Great You can pay like every other man on the site.

Does he think this is Auto Club ?

MommieLongLegs
01-02-2013, 04:51 PM
dummy: it's my birthday today and i'd like to know if you would be kind enough to show me your tits few seconds

me: go fuck yourself for your birthday

*dummy leaves

Incantatious
01-02-2013, 04:56 PM
dummy: it's my birthday today and i'd like to know if you would be kind enough to show me your tits few seconds

me: go fuck yourself for your birthday

*dummy leaves

LMFAO!! I love that, so, damn, much...

MommieLongLegs
01-02-2013, 05:11 PM
LMFAO!! I love that, so, damn, much...

Haha I was already pissed off, so it just came out ::) He can kiss my :butthead: for all I care lol.

TheBrownFox
01-02-2013, 05:32 PM
Guys who say "Show me that you're worth the tokens (or Gold)."

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loy9r7gzQY1qgnew8.gif

AriaLove
01-04-2013, 03:54 PM
[4:26:15 PM] guy: u like ass play during oral?
[4:27:02 PM] Me: never had it done
[4:28:08 PM] guy: nobody has ever licked your ass?
[4:29:13 PM] me: nope
[4:29:35 PM] guy: well if we ever meet up your asshole better look out


wtf. O.o guys on skype are weird.

Missbeth
01-04-2013, 09:14 PM
[4:29:35 PM] guy: well if we ever meet up your asshole better look out


......I would've told him if we ever meet he better watch out.....for my taser...

xobarbiexo
01-05-2013, 04:00 PM
Step one complain
Step two insult
Step three beg
Step four insult
Step five get banned

MommieLongLegs
01-05-2013, 04:18 PM
*enters my room then copy/pastes this:

Kyyyyyllle: So then moog cut off natashas head and fucked her down her dead throat while stuffing blood soaked gallstones up her ripped up vagina. As she lay there for her last 3minutes of life left, he sodomizes her anus multiple times before tying her to a tree
btw you have hard nipples

*blocked

justanothercamgirl
01-05-2013, 08:50 PM
Self entitled: Wow your rates went way up.
Me: Not really, just to weed out the time wasters mostly. Only 50 cents more for exclusive.
Self entitled: You're cute, but not that cute.
Me: Well you have this wonderful thing called 'free will'.
Self entitled: C'mon go back to the old rates, for ME?
(Fella only took me private once for 2.5 whole minutes.)
Me: No. Those are my rates I'm sticking to them.
Self entitled: You suck...
*BAN*

My new years resolution to myself this year is to ban immediately anyone who complains about my price. They always make you justify your price and then tell you that you suck at the end of it all anyway. I figure if my prices don't work for them, then let me help their ass out the door so they can go on their merry way and find someone that has prices that does.

Missbeth
01-05-2013, 10:22 PM
My new years resolution to myself this year is to ban immediately anyone who complains about my price. They always make you justify your price and then tell you that you suck at the end of it all anyway. I figure if my prices don't work for them, then let me help their ass out the door so they can go on their merry way and find someone that has prices that does.

This....and I think I'm going to start banning everyone who asks "will you get naked and start masturbating FAST?".....honestly I don't do a striptease or anything and get naked pretty much right away and its never fast enough for guys who ask this then they end up rating bad.
Honestly I've had different people ask this 3 times before that I can remember and rate me 1 star after like a 1 minute private and they are memorable because I never get 1 star.

Hysterical
01-05-2013, 11:27 PM
32547
I had the Kyle dude. I just came back from pvt and it totally threw me off. I took the time to read trying to figure out if there was someone kind of role play request someone hiding in all that mess. lol

The look on my face just says it all I think

MommieLongLegs
01-05-2013, 11:52 PM
I had the Kyle dude. I just came back from pvt and it totally threw me off. I took the time to read trying to figure out if there was someone kind of role play request someone hiding in all that mess. lol

The look on my face just says it all I think

Yeah, whenever a guy enters my room and immediately a paragraph appears, I block then read lol. Sad he has nothing better to do on a Saturday haha.

Hysterical
01-06-2013, 12:11 AM
I just noticed that he added lol at the end... weird
If he is trying to troll he needs to try harder cause he just looks like a dumbass.

JoJoX
01-06-2013, 05:00 AM
Guy sends me a MFC mail instead of PM because he would not tip to be on my friends list.

His message reads: Hey can you send me a video?

I said outloud in the room explaining that I do not understand his message considering he didn't tip for the video.

He then accused the weed I was smoking was getting to my head and said "you lose."

Then he sends another MFC mail "Send me the video." I reply "Baby the video is 300 tokens." He replies back "Oh really? I've been admiring you for a min and I thought you were more about being friendly than about the funds. I see how it is...."

LMAO

Sunnylexie
01-06-2013, 10:56 AM
32547
I had the Kyle dude. I just came back from pvt and it totally threw me off. I took the time to read trying to figure out if there was someone kind of role play request someone hiding in all that mess. lol

The look on my face just says it all I think

LOL I googled it - that's a small part of a freaking huge shitty copypaste. Call me a sicko but it made me laugh so hard it gave me hiccups...
"First you massage the vag gently ,then you put your middle finger in slowly putting more in then, gradually put your fist in slowly and slowly only until experienced enough put your entire arm in then your head and your .other arm in then the rest of your body That's how you finger girls, now how to control them you can do anything while in them, after you're finished you can give birth to yourself, then the fucking part. First you get a balloon and put it on your dick and put it in one of the multiple selections, girls are just weird that way." OMFG :scared: :rotfl:

cherryblossomsinspring
01-06-2013, 11:58 AM
Guy sends me a MFC mail instead of PM because he would not tip to be on my friends list.

His message reads: Hey can you send me a video?

I said outloud in the room explaining that I do not understand his message considering he didn't tip for the video.

He then accused the weed I was smoking was getting to my head and said "you lose."

Then he sends another MFC mail "Send me the video." I reply "Baby the video is 300 tokens." He replies back "Oh really? I've been admiring you for a min and I thought you were more about being friendly than about the funds. I see how it is...."

LMAO

Yup This is exactly why anytime I get that stupid "MFC email". I pretend that I never got it then just auto delete it if there aren't any tokens attached to it. 99% of the guys that send messages are 100% BROKE and want attention. So many psych patients on that site.

Jaana
01-07-2013, 06:50 AM
Even though I have a website with a page that lists exactly what I do, and how much it costs, in plain language, conversations like this still happens EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

[3:31:52 PM] Jaana Ruutu: Not much. were you looking for a show?
[3:32:46 PM] Custy: Possibly how much
[3:34:41 PM] Jaana Ruutu: $3 a minute
[3:35:35 PM] Custy: Ok how much would 20$ get
[3:35:43 PM] Custy: And what will you do

MOTHERFUCKER I JUST TOLD YOU WHAT $20 GETS YOU. 20/3 = 6.6. I'd even bump it to 7 minutes since I'm just that nice.
Is that a tactic to hopefully get me to give them more for their money, or is this just sheer laziness and stupidity?

Oh, and if your curious how this ended,
[3:38:40 PM] Custy: Do you squirt
[3:40:08 PM] Jaana Ruutu: no
[3:40:54 PM] Custy: I like squirters and your prices are kinda high and you not that pretty anyways
[3:41:51 PM] Jaana Ruutu: Then why did you add me in the first place, dipshit? All of this info was in the ad where you got my Skype ID
[3:42:07 PM] Jaana Ruutu: so I'd rather be "not that pretty" that a moron who can't read or do math

limecoconut
01-07-2013, 01:41 PM
LOL I get this shit all the time too. "How much are shows bb?" "$4/min." "Oh. So how much is 10 min???"

... Are you serious? Did you graduate 3rd grade or ..what...? I literally get this kind of stuff daily, it amazes me. lol Sometimes makes me want to go, oh 10 min is $100! (Just think of it as they are paying extra for that idiot tax.)

Tsani
01-07-2013, 02:47 PM
I think that when the penis is engorged, it takes all the blood from the math region in the brain. Also it's hard to operate a calculator with one hand on your dick and another hand on the keyboard.

italianstarcamgirl
01-07-2013, 09:52 PM
tonight one of my regulars says hes going to bed and I say awwww (whatever to make him feel important or whatever) and he said Yes "some of us have to actually work 4 a living !"

UM WTF do you think I am doing?! It really annoyed me but seeing as hes a good spender I bit my tongue.

AriaLove
01-07-2013, 09:57 PM
tonight one of my regulars says hes going to bed and I say awwww (whatever to make him feel important or whatever) and he said Yes "some of us have to actually work 4 a living !"

UM WTF do you think I am doing?! It really annoyed me but seeing as hes a good spender I bit my tongue.

Ohhh man you're a better woman than I! I'd have had a hard time biting my tongue!

ManyRoses
01-07-2013, 10:13 PM
Today I got the following "give me my fetish for free" genius.

Moron: Ooh, you are so gorgeous! If you knew my trigger, I wouldn't be able to help going into pvt!
: It's a good thing you don't know it!
: I would just have to go into pvt, just like that!

Now - I've had a couple guys before that start this way, tell me what it is, it's something tiny, and then they DO go pvt...so I decided to play along.

Me: You obviously WANT me to know it, so why don't you just tell me? I promise I won't abuse it!
Moron: Well, you know I love thighs and riding..

I do, actually, as he HAD done pvts before. The pvt involves kneeling and riding for the entire time.

Me: Yeees....
Moron: SO I love seeing you on the couch behind you, kneeling and pretending to ride something. If you did that, I would just HAVE to go pvt right away!

Seriously? your "trigger" is just YOUR FETISH??? No, no...I can crook my finger at you, or say one phrase....Why on earth would I actually do your fetish in order to entice you to go pvt to do your fetish?

Eyeroll.

Missbeth
01-08-2013, 08:12 PM
tonight one of my regulars says hes going to bed and I say awwww (whatever to make him feel important or whatever) and he said Yes "some of us have to actually work 4 a living !"

UM WTF do you think I am doing?! It really annoyed me but seeing as hes a good spender I bit my tongue.
Lol I don't know what they think we're doing...
Sure I love being a cam girl but I am not going to do it 5 hours for free and then have nothing to pay my bills with come time for them to be due.

Jaana
01-09-2013, 04:29 AM
My "gimmick" on SM is that I dress like Pikachu. Becase of this, I've been getting a lot of people lately who..can't spell Pikachu. This was my favorite, though

Guy: Oh wow
Guy: a sexy Picasso

.......

32566

sammii
01-09-2013, 08:31 AM
Guy: You're gorgeous.
Guy: How will you earn my gold?
Me: You're an idiot.
Guy: Well, you're ugly.
Me: I was gorgeous just a few minutes ago.
Guy: Nah, you're ugly.

christinarita
01-09-2013, 10:45 AM
Oh, I forgot the, "Do you have a yellow dress?" (or whatever)

Right, I will do a total wardrobe change after an hour me getting ready just for YOU, Mr. Not Even Tipping Me...

Thank you. I'm new but have not been changing. This morning, by request, I changed into a miniskirt without panties for a customer who said he'd do a private show. Got back, he said he was trying to get hard....kept asking me to flash him doggy style which I did NOT...told him I had to leave soon...he kept begging...I left. Lesson learned: No more changes for customers until we are in private.

CourtneyRaine
01-09-2013, 12:06 PM
Me: You obviously WANT me to know it, so why don't you just tell me? I promise I won't abuse it!
Moron: Well, you know I love thighs and riding..


Oh My GOD I used to get that guy on SM all the time, he's so freaking annoying!!!!!!! He'd done a handful of shows but then thought it'd be totally okay to just sit in free chat and try to get something for nothing. For months.

I had a guy ask if I accept payment in the form of food stamps. What the actual fuck??? I wanted to tell him off, but is sn was "ngger_slave" so I had to debate- did he just say that so I'd curse him out and humiliate him, thus getting his jollies for free?

MommieLongLegs
01-10-2013, 03:25 PM
me: you here for fun?
him: yup
make it happen let me see something

me: excuse me? Bye.

I am so sick of these motherfuckers acting like I need to beg them to take me private.

TheBrownFox
01-10-2013, 05:47 PM
This....and I think I'm going to start banning everyone who asks "will you get naked and start masturbating FAST?"


Today a guy on SM (who has spent on me before) asked me if I could get naked and finger my pussy real fast in exclusive, and I told him sorry, it doesn't work that way. He said okay, and took me exclusive anyway. LOL.

justanothercamgirl
01-10-2013, 09:34 PM
This fella pops into my room and types:
T
I
T
S
B
I
T
C
H

Just like that. One whole line dedicated to each letter. No hello after he was greeted when he entered my room. Nothing. My response?

B
A
N

And I did. :)

Ha ha! Freaking classic.

justanothercamgirl
01-10-2013, 09:48 PM
This isn't so much 'stupid shit heard on cam' but 'stupid shit heard in my streamate profile tag'.

I knew they had been rolling out the tag thing, but I hadn't thought much about it until another camgirl brought it to my attention.

someone had tagged 'up herself'.

o_0

wha?

someone else tagged me as 'vain'

which amused the hell out of me since if you were to ever actually meet me -- I'd probably end up being the most mousey, insecure and neurotic girl you've had ever met. :D

KimKlass
01-11-2013, 09:31 AM
Sigh ... (dummy tips for friend add)

KimKlass: hi
uskjmp99: you are fucking hot!!!!
uskjmp99: where located?
KimKlass: hahaha thank you
KimKlass: im in *edit*
uskjmp99: really
KimKlass: mhm
KimKlassand: you?
uskjmp99: my sound is off as I am at work but you got my cock so fucking big and hard
uskjmp99: Virginia but I travel all over
KimKlass: well then I know I'm doing a good job lol
uskjmp99: listen do you do any fucking on the side? I pay very very well
uskjmp99: I am serious
KimKlass: omg
KimKlass: no lol
uskjmp99: 53 year old professional who likes them young hot and nasty
KimKlass: if I wanted to be an escort, I wouldn't be online lol
uskjmp99: I pay $2000 a night plus shopping and other good things
KimKlass: that's nice lol
KimKlass: answer is a definite no
uskjmp99: not an escort my mistress and I could be your Sugar Daddy
KimKlass: nope
KimKlass: sorry, I don't do that
uskjmp99: at least think about it I am sure you could use the good money
uskjmp99: getting paid to do something you like fucking and sucking
KimKlass: haha you are funny sir
uskjmp99: I am serious
KimKlass: so am I
uskjmp99: I have met up with a few other MFC girls
uskjmp99: I have references
uskjmp99: let me know if you ever change your mind
uskjmp99: there will be sometime when you will really need the money
KimKlass: dude
KimKlass: cam girl does not = prostitute
uskjmp99: do you like sex
uskjmp99: do you like to suckcock and get fucked
uskjmp99: have your sweet pussy eaten
uskjmp99: by a nice older man
KimKlass: do you like like having YOUR pussy eaten? lol
uskjmp99: I like having my asshole eaten
KimKlass: did you really waste 50 tokens to ask me such silly questions? lol

*leaves*

Pippi_Hicks
01-11-2013, 11:17 AM
him: Do you do shows outdoors?
me: Um, not in the middle of winter
him: Oh. OK that makes sense
him: Do you have a garage?

What the hell? Right because it's so much warmer in a typical unheated garage when the high outside is 20*F. And no, I don't have a garage... but I wonder what kind of show he was looking for. I'm guessing something messy.

MommieLongLegs
01-11-2013, 02:19 PM
douche: im back. sorry lost connection (while in free chat)
douche: just bored at the job
been cooking all damn day and fixing computers
lol
me: i read an article that said most people watch porn at work

douche: what was that
me: *repeat what I said

douche: i own the restaurant
so i can if i want
*he leaves

Ummm how about I'm tired of the "I'm at work" guys sitting in my room talking about how their day is going. I'm not here to help you pass time, I'm here to make $.

O there's more:

dude: bb still have the shorts on
i missed it before
me: ...(im wearing panties)
dude: do u have shorts on
me: *talking to other guys
dude: cn u plz std up..c u plz
me: can you please tip me *smile
dude: black bitch attitude..fuck..it never changes.
me: bye *block

cheapo: If I take you to private will you masturbate right away? Im a broke college student :]
me: *looks into the cam like "are you crazy?"...No
cheapo: :]
*leaves

CamGirl4M
01-11-2013, 05:49 PM
I had him today too!



me: *looks into the cam like "are you crazy?"...No
cheapo: :]
*leaves

MissAdriana
01-11-2013, 06:37 PM
I had him today too...needless to say he left

Sunnylexie
01-12-2013, 05:07 AM
The guy wanted me to financially dominate him. As the session began, he turned his cam on, and what I saw was him naked and jerking his dick off. Of course, I told him that I gave him no permission to jack off and that he was not to show me his dick unless I tell him to, and ordered him to keep his hands off that thing. He ended the session and gave me a 1 rate. FFS, did you REALLY expect a domme let you jerk off in her face?