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CourtneyRaine
01-12-2013, 06:34 PM
asshat: tittys
me: yes, it is $5 to see my titties
asshat: ass
me: it's $5 to see my ass too, it says that in the room topic
asshat: the best thing in life r free u one of the best tings
me: haha! no.
(three minutes later)
asshat: ass

BluJ
01-12-2013, 10:47 PM
It was a little slow so I fed a troll. And ignored him. And fed him. And ignored him. I was amused!

Troll : hey you dumb bitch
Troll : how are you?
Troll : sellin your body again
Troll : everything for that dollar right?
Troll : no class
[(Me speaking) Says the GUEST picking on a camgirl. Get a job and sign up like the rest of the big boys.]
Troll : i dont have to !
Troll : imma millionaire baby
Awesomeguy : Trolls gunna troll
[Hehe right? Sure, a millionaire trolling freechat.]
Troll : i dont care if you believe me or not
Troll : im just laughing at you
Troll : understand
Troll : haha
Troll : you are pathetic girl
Troll : your the one showing your body lol
[Uh-huh. I'd do more interesting things with that kind of money. Like classes in spelling or typing.]
Troll : baby, i did and saw many things, you will never do or see
Troll : so please
Troll : your parents must pe proud
Troll : right?
Troll : i wonder if they know
[*can't help but giggle at this point* Yes, my mother does know. She doesn't mind that I have a job.]
Troll : just what i thought
Troll : the whole family is like that
Troll : rednecks
[Oh yes, all a bunch of camgirling hooking stripper dirty rednecks.]
Troll : you got that right girl !
Troll : haha
Troll : only 60 old year people, jerking off on you
Awesomeguy : I'm actually 20
Troll : imma pop another botlle with my pretty woman
Troll : keep workin baby !
Awesomeguy : Hand*
[There's that millionaire spelling again.]
Awesomeguy : Lol


Also got this a little while after, when I gave my "last call" for the night. Did he want all of this in 10 minutes?! Silly Google translate.
Weirdguestperson : need love stop sex private love sleep with see zoom boobs ass feet pussy

JoJoX
01-13-2013, 11:58 PM
tARapper: We should meet up some time, I'm on the west too.
Jo_Bunny: LOL no
tARapper: Your lost bitch.

Sunnylexie
01-14-2013, 01:29 AM
dickhead: dont pay that greedy bitch
dickhead: in ***, a dollar can buy you 30 times as much as here

LOLWUT?

IsobelWren
01-14-2013, 08:47 AM
Troll asks me if I'm "a shemale" I act like he's not trying to troll me and tell him how to find transwomen on the site. I add, "and you might not want to call them 'shemales.' It's considered one of the more offensive terms for transwomen. They might not care, but they might, and respect goes a long way here like everywhere."

A minute goes by, as I talk with other people in my room.

Troll: whatever. ur hot nyway.

I beam and say thank you

Troll: i mean, not hot.

LOL TROLL TYPO! I bust out laughing. Troll fail!

Jaana
01-14-2013, 02:52 PM
This wasn't reall 'on cam', but it's STUPID AND ANNOYING.
I had a guy message me on ELM wanting me to get a makeover and film it. Start off with a hairy pussy, shave it into a triangle and then a "landing strip". Put on sexy clothes. ddo my makeup and wax my eyebrows like a certain picture, then film myself going to a salon and getting a haircut like the girl in the picture.
THE HAIRCUT WAS AWFUL.
so, I told him that, and I toldhim I can't film at a salon. He got angry and says "well I was going to give you around 100 credits! your loss!"

100 credits ends up being $65.
The cheapest salon in my city for a haircut and style and color charges $110. Then I'd have to buy make-up, since I own none..and that doesn't even take into account the cost of the video itself!

SO NO, SHITHEAD, IT'S NOT MY LOSS.

tlulu
01-14-2013, 06:36 PM
Jackass: hi bb it's my bday can i get a discount on a video
Me: (Speaking all with a smile) Oh it's your birthday?? Congratulations! Actually, I have a better idea for you ;) How about... for your birthday... you grow up, be a man, grow some balls, and pay full price instead of begging like a sad loser?

*** Explosion of laughter with the other guys in the room ***

Missbeth
01-14-2013, 08:59 PM
So I'm in 20 minutes into the middle of a 35 min pvt with a gentleman....
I see *Idiot* (whose name is idiot here for all effective purposes) pop in and out of my free chat multiple times....finally he parks in free chat and say "I want to take you exclusive but it seems like you're always in pvt...
So I type back to him in the free chat box that I'll be out soon...the other guy in pvt had me typing anyways otherwise I wouldn't have even responded...so *Idiot* leaves...

When Im back in free chat having a good time just chilling talking to some guys *Idiot* comes back...while he's there one of the guys tips me 5 gold for an ass tease...okay..
then
*Idiot* goes "How would you like to earn 10 gold (which sets of red flags for me...but I play along...)
Me: Sure, how?
*Idiot*: Take off your clothes and lay back on the bed like you were
Me: No...Im not going to break the site nudity rules over 10 gold..you can take me to exclusive like you said earlier or sorry no dice..
*Idiot*: You'd be laying down so you wouldn't show anything...

It's like come on dude you just saw a guy tip me half of what you want me to get naked for just for a tease...on second thought I need that $3.50(my cut) so bad that Ill get naked for you and 20 other guys in free chat.....NOT.

Sunnylexie
01-14-2013, 11:26 PM
- Do you like to fart?

I must have woken up into a wrong world *head against the wall*

sammii
01-15-2013, 06:28 AM
This wasn't reall 'on cam', but it's STUPID AND ANNOYING.
I had a guy message me on ELM wanting me to get a makeover and film it. Start off with a hairy pussy, shave it into a triangle and then a "landing strip". Put on sexy clothes. ddo my makeup and wax my eyebrows like a certain picture, then film myself going to a salon and getting a haircut like the girl in the picture.
THE HAIRCUT WAS AWFUL.
LOL. Maybe it's because I'm tired, but I was laughing out loud at this one. My BF asked me what I was laughing at.

Timor
01-15-2013, 03:30 PM
This wasn't reall 'on cam', but it's STUPID AND ANNOYING.
I had a guy message me on ELM wanting me to get a makeover and film it. Start off with a hairy pussy, shave it into a triangle and then a "landing strip". Put on sexy clothes. ddo my makeup and wax my eyebrows like a certain picture, then film myself going to a salon and getting a haircut like the girl in the picture.
THE HAIRCUT WAS AWFUL.
so, I told him that, and I toldhim I can't film at a salon. He got angry and says "well I was going to give you around 100 credits! your loss!"

100 credits ends up being $65.
The cheapest salon in my city for a haircut and style and color charges $110. Then I'd have to buy make-up, since I own none..and that doesn't even take into account the cost of the video itself!

SO NO, SHITHEAD, IT'S NOT MY LOSS.

I GOT THAT GUY! He sent me a pic of Victoria Beckham with her godawful sharp reverse bob and said he wanted me to get that done. HELL TO THE NO. My face is WAY too long to pull off that sharp of a haircut. I'd have looked like I was trying to impersonate a horse-Posh-spice.

Jaana
01-15-2013, 03:33 PM
I GOT THAT GUY! He sent me a pic of Victoria Beckham with her godawful sharp reverse bob and said he wanted me to get that done. HELL TO THE NO.YES, EXACTLY. That was NOT her finest moment. I'd need a couple grand if I were gonna have to live with that on my head for a few months, "oo bb 100 credits derp herp" ugh

Glasses
01-15-2013, 04:29 PM
Hey I had that hair cut, when she first had it. :D Then I followed her having a pixie cut too...

On topic:

he comes in free chat
GOOD STAY HYDRATED
he leaves free chat

Lillyth
01-16-2013, 01:06 AM
I had this little gem of a troll tonight. I was laughing so hard at his stupidity I was near tears!

fkovalchuk220: show ur tits
show em
show em
show ur tits bitch
fkovalchuk220: suck my dick show ur god dam tits
i will make u scream like never before
whos there
ill kill him
wheres that pussy
ill brerak his jaw
fkovalchuk220: ill find out where u live thru ur ip address bitch
fkovalchuk220: tracker sent
fkovalchuk220: bitch
fkovalchuk220: haha ill find u give me 20 min ur getting a phone call
im glad ur laughing cunt
fkovalchuk220: get a degree bitch
fkovalchuk220: ur laughing i will kill u
fkovalchuk220: see u soon good bye
fkovalchuk220 has logged off

CarmenF
01-16-2013, 10:31 AM
Copy pasting a (free) message and my reply
Idiot
"send be something i can put in my private files ok"

Me
"send some money I can add to my funds and you'll have them ;)"

TheBrownFox
01-16-2013, 01:15 PM
This dude just now was in my room talking about meeting in person, and I was trying to be all friendly and tell him I don't do that...hoping I wouldn't have to ban him.

Then he brings it back up again, so *in a loud voice, slowing down my words* I'm like "I...DO NOT...MEET...IN PERSON....." And then he left...lmao.

selinas
01-16-2013, 02:07 PM
sm dude: why are ur rates so high?
sm dude: a girl like u could earn tons by going down to 2.99

TheBrownFox
01-16-2013, 04:58 PM
On Streamate:

"9.99? Ur insane."

No, you're an IDIOT because you were too lazy to read my profile, where it says that I have exclusive (5.99) priced cheaper than premium. But guys like him would probably complain about the exclusive price too. *shrugs shoulders* It's fine though, because I DO NOT want to attract the 1.99/2.99 crowd. I bet those are the guys who won't STFU with the demands ("Finger dat azz...).

justanothercamgirl
01-16-2013, 05:35 PM
*after a gold show*

entitled_custie: why did I only see 30 seconds of that gold show?
entitled_custie: WHY DID I ONLY SEE 30 SECONDS OF THE GOLD SHOW?
JAC: Excuse me?
entitled_custie: You ripped me off! I only got to see 30 seconds of the gold show.
JAC: Oh, a glitch must of happened. I am not sure what when wrong. Please contact SM support, I am sure they can help you.
custie_who_was_also_in_goldshow: That show was the sexiest 3 minuts of my life!
entitled_custie: FRAUD! FRAUD! You are a FRAUD! I am going to let EVERYONE know what a fraud you are.
JAC: ~shrugs her shoulders~
JAC: *ban*

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All this crazy and it was a $1 gold show. /:O

justanothercamgirl
01-16-2013, 05:39 PM
*during $1 gold show*

entitled_custie: So we get email you after this for free pictures right?
JAC: ....

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What the fuck? For a $1 gold show? Are you FUCKING kidding me? You can't get a cup of coffee at most places for a FUCKING dollar!

loveshooks
01-16-2013, 08:18 PM
yahoo message from a guy tonight I've done a few shows with...

him: hey sexy
me: hey, how's it going?
him: mmmm, good babe, thinking about you ;)
me: in the mood to have some fun?
him: for sure babe
me: cool, I'll meetcha back here on skype, need a link to book?
him: yeah
him: any repeat customer discounts tonight? ;)

my guy sitting next to me on the couch: "what the fuck? he thinks he's entitled to a discount just because he has great taste?"

(dude paid my full rate)

Missbeth
01-16-2013, 08:43 PM
sm dude: why are ur rates so high?
sm dude: a girl like u could earn tons by going down to 2.99
I had a regular try to tell me this the other day...
....then I proceeded to teach him basic math...
He shut up fast.

Jaana
01-17-2013, 12:48 PM
These were both happening at the same time.

[9:36:40 PM] Jaana Ruutu: How can I hhelp you?
[9:37:08 PM] Belko Teras: I wanna see some video shows
[9:37:33 PM] Jaana Ruutu: Okay. it's $3 a minute
[9:37:51 PM] Belko Teras: 10*3 =30 $
[9:38:19 PM] Belko Teras: so all websites like this or this something free
[9:39:05 PM] Jaana Ruutu: what?
[9:39:32 PM] Belko Teras: is there anything site for less money ,cause for 100$ I can get laid
[9:39:54 PM] Jaana Ruutu: Yes, and for $100 I can go to the salon
[9:40:01 PM] Jaana Ruutu: what does that have to do with me?
[9:40:23 PM] Belko Teras: yes but I'm paying you 100$ for what I can get from xhamster
[9:40:40 PM] Jaana Ruutu: Then why are you bothering me?
[9:41:06 PM] Belko Teras: this is the first time I'm trying this ,and I wanted your help to know if there is anything else for less money
[9:41:26 PM] Jaana Ruutu: I'm sure there is, but they won't have the quality I have.
[9:42:02 PM] Belko Teras: how would I know that for sure
[9:42:30 PM] Jaana Ruutu: ..because all you have to do is google JAANA RUUTU CAM GIRL and it's full of positive comments?
[9:43:03 PM] Belko Teras: I thought you gonna say here is 10 min for free since this is your first time
[9:43:16 PM] Belko Teras: maybe be you get me addicted to you
[9:43:49 PM] Jaana Ruutu: Nope
[9:43:53 PM] Jaana Ruutu: That's not how camming works.
[9:43:56 PM] Belko Teras: just kidding anyway
[9:44:44 PM] Belko Teras: alright then thanks and take care

And, while that dickfuckery was happening...

[9:36:48 PM] Jaana Ruutu: How can I help you?
[9:37:44 PM] Toni Rosso: im looking for a nice webcam model for tonight
[9:39:12 PM] Jaana Ruutu: well, i'm nice!
[9:39:25 PM] Toni Rosso: :)
[9:39:38 PM] Jaana Ruutu: and affordable - only $3 a minute for my masturbation and stirpping shows
[9:40:02 PM] Toni Rosso: ive had cheaper ;)
[9:40:25 PM] Jaana Ruutu: Yeah, but not better.:)
[9:40:52 PM] Toni Rosso: o rly? (mm)
[9:41:05 PM] Jaana Ruutu: ya rly
[9:41:49 PM] Toni Rosso: ok, lets make a deal- 5 min show for 10$ thats easy money
[9:42:00 PM] Jaana Ruutu: no.
[9:42:05 PM] Jaana Ruutu: I won't work for $2 a minute.
[9:42:47 PM] Toni Rosso: cmon, i have cancer
[9:43:09 PM] Jaana Ruutu: No you don't.
[9:43:21 PM] Toni Rosso: hahahah, of course not
[9:43:31 PM] Jaana Ruutu: My grandmother died from cancer and I don't appreciate you making something like that up.
[9:43:54 PM] Toni Rosso: a lot of ppl die of cancer so what
[9:44:04 PM] Jaana Ruutu: You're an asshole.
[9:44:06 PM] Jaana Ruutu: Go away.
[9:44:15 PM] Toni Rosso: hahah, ok
[9:44:27 PM] Toni Rosso: youre a camwhore but i dont judge ppl

MissAdriana
01-17-2013, 12:58 PM
1 of my top pet peeve questions:
"What are you doing on this site?"


Doin work son!

karaamsel
01-17-2013, 02:35 PM
jaana - this has been my life the past two days... you have my sympathy

justanothercamgirl
01-17-2013, 03:06 PM
*on Twitter DM*
asshat: hey
asshat: your cute
asshat: what is your number?
JAC: JAC sends her Niteflirt number.

*later that day on Skype*
JAC to herself. "Ah fuck, the freeloader from Twitter is sending me a contact request? He stalked me from Twitter to Skype? Creepy! Now, now JAC. Don't be that and make assumptions. You shouldn't prejudge. Give him a chance."
-- adds freeloading douchebag to contact list --
asshat: hey
JAC: Thanks for contacting me for a show. Please folow this link for how to get started <<url here>>
*asshat tries to call on skype*
-- decline call --
JAC: I don't accept calls without payment.
asshat: How do I pay?
JAC: Thanks for contacting me for a show. Please folow this link for how to get started <<url here>>
asshat: How about a 4 minute show for free?
*block*

JAC opens up her Twitter. JAC unfollows freeloading douchbag on Twitter. JAC mutters to herself, "4 minute show for free? Are you fucking kidding me? Fucking entitled stalker douchebags."

justanothercamgirl
01-17-2013, 03:45 PM
Just got out of a show and was folding some towels when I blipped back into free chat.

Fella: I got a maid who folds MY laundry.
Me: Nice. :)
Fella: Show me your tits!
Me: I'd love to. Tip for request please. :)
Fella: What?! You gonna charge me?
Me: That's how it works in my room.
Fella: Wtf?! Money hungry...... (and his typing just stops in mid-thought.) After about a minute he's still in my room, he hasn't finished his insult or anything. :(
Me: What's the matter? Maid got your tongue?
Fella: Bitch

Ah. Sweet closure. :)

Instant classic! Love it.

Missbeth
01-17-2013, 03:55 PM
Just got out of a show and was folding some towels when I blipped back into free chat.

Fella: I got a maid who folds MY laundry.
Me: Nice. :)
Fella: Show me your tits!
Me: I'd love to. Tip for request please. :)
Fella: What?! You gonna charge me?
Me: That's how it works in my room.
Fella: Wtf?! Money hungry...... (and his typing just stops in mid-thought.) After about a minute he's still in my room, he hasn't finished his insult or anything. :(
Me: What's the matter? Maid got your tongue?
Fella: Bitch

Ah. Sweet closure. :)

:rotfl:

Sunnylexie
01-18-2013, 03:47 AM
[9:42:47 PM] Toni Rosso: cmon, i have cancer
[9:43:09 PM] Jaana Ruutu: No you don't.
[9:43:21 PM] Toni Rosso: hahahah, of course not
[9:43:31 PM] Jaana Ruutu: My grandmother died from cancer and I don't appreciate you making something like that up.
[9:43:54 PM] Toni Rosso: a lot of ppl die of cancer so what
[9:44:04 PM] Jaana Ruutu: You're an asshole.
[9:44:06 PM] Jaana Ruutu: Go away.
[9:44:15 PM] Toni Rosso: hahah, ok
[9:44:27 PM] Toni Rosso: youre a camwhore but i dont judge ppl

Right, having cancer rocks for getting you all the free stuff =/.
If that dickhead had it for real, cam shows being expensive would be the last thing he'd be worried about.

funismymiddlename
01-18-2013, 12:31 PM
ass hole in gold show: bb turn around
2nd ass hole: turn around hoe
1st ass hole: this show sucks

it's like well bye bitch it's a fucking gold show not an exclusive. Most ppl mainly wanna see me do doggy bc most ppl like my ass. I have tits but most ppl don't care. It took everything to not flip out i wanted to kick them out but there were so many ppl I couldn't just stop.

Glasses
01-18-2013, 01:02 PM
Ah I had one like that in a GS, "do this bb do that bb". I pushed my face into the cam, and told slowly:

This is a gold show. You are not alone. Now keep quiet and don't disturb the others watching. I already announced what I will do, it's in the topic.

He was like: "aw sorry, I stfu then" and only said thank you at the end. I love those who are able to learn.

Jaana
01-18-2013, 01:05 PM
The worst is when you're doing a Gold show countdown for something R-rated, like just a bare ass booty shaking show, and then during the show a guy's like WAIT NO PENETRATION????? as if my topic said ANYTHING about masturbating..

funismymiddlename
01-18-2013, 01:06 PM
Ah I had one like that in a GS, "do this bb do that bb". I pushed my face into the cam, and told slowly:

This is a gold show. You are not alone. Now keep quiet and don't disturb the others watching. I already announced what I will do, it's in the topic.

He was like: "aw sorry, I stfu then" and only said thank you at the end. I love those who are able to learn.

wish I would have thought of that I didn't wanna mess up the show so I just kept quiet bc there was a guy telling them to shut up. I was gonna turn around before they said anything anyway bc I do 2 positions each show but I stayed in doggy most of the show bc of them. idk I felt like it was a lose lose situation. My first bad gold show ever. :(

funismymiddlename
01-18-2013, 01:09 PM
The worst is when you're doing a Gold show countdown for something R-rated, like just a bare ass booty shaking show, and then during the show a guy's like WAIT NO PENETRATION????? as if my topic said ANYTHING about masturbating..

I swear some of these guys are cave men. I always do a bj at the start of my gold shows for a min or 2 unless it's a super short show. I was doing a bj for 30 sec this ass hole goes no penetration in caps. wtf its 30 sec into the show the topic clearly says I will do a bj then penetrate fucking pay attn. makes me so mad grrrrr

Glasses
01-18-2013, 09:11 PM
I had a horrible night today so I wasn't too patient by the end of it. I even hopped on IL to see what's up there. i shouldn have not..

Guy keeps asking stupid questions, like what's my bloodtype and such. Wtf? He ends up wanting to know my zodiac sign bb it's easy, which month you were born in?

-Dude who the fuck cares of my zodiac sign? Are you some fucking astrologist or what? This is a cam sex site!

I ended up sitting on the floor, only the top of my hair visible waving my middle finger on anyone who tried to talk to me.

StephanieXS
01-19-2013, 10:20 AM
This was an email but still...

"Hello Stephanie i visited your webpage and wanted to know if you do skype shows and will accept amazon gift cards as payment. My fetish is lingerie insertions, particularly bra stuffing with anal dildo play. Let me know. Thx"

Is bra insertion really a thing?!?!

PrincessLuna
01-19-2013, 11:44 AM
I've never been asked to do lingerie insertion, but I know it's pretty common.

StephanieXS
01-19-2013, 11:53 AM
I've done panty insertion, but bra insertion doesn't even sound possible... Especially if the guys has ever seen how big my boobs are! That won't fit.

justanothercamgirl
01-19-2013, 11:53 AM
*during a gold show countdown*

entitled_custie: I see that in this show you are offering no sound and no face, and I am onboard with the show. But could you please offer them in the next one?

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This is a $1 show. This means that it has been priced accordingly to what is being offered. You want my face and sound? That is what fucking private is for, douchebag! Try going into a resturant and telling them that you want a fucking prime rib steak but you want it at the same price they charge for their hamburgers, since you aren't really into hamburgers. They'd tell you to STFU and GTFO too.

PrincessLuna
01-19-2013, 12:04 PM
I've done panty insertion, but bra insertion doesn't even sound possible... Especially if the guys has ever seen how big my boobs are! That won't fit.

I'd buy a wireless, padless bra and if you know they want a show like that, put it on before the show. Would be flimsy as a panty. I wouldn't insert the whole thing (hooks) but I'm sure they'd still enjoy it.

CurvyWinona
01-19-2013, 04:46 PM
Asker: Stand up
Please
Yeaaaaaaaaah
R u prgnnt?
me: maybe :-)
Asker: Come onnn :( why are you doing this to your baby?
me: haha maybe cuz i need $ for baby crib?

Glasses
01-19-2013, 07:53 PM
Are you british?
Nope, I'm not.
That's a british accent.
No it's not british. It's eastern european accent.
No, that's british.
other guy: She can't be british, she has nice teeth.

Lol?

I wonder where are these coming from? I have a few guys every week, who thinks I'm british. But I have such a fucked up accent. It's so really NOT british...

Timor
01-19-2013, 08:38 PM
I had a guy come in on SM telling me he was studying for nursing. He then pops out with "Oh I'm so glad you're not like all the wannabe porn stars on here". I raise my eyebrows and say "well I've been thinking if I got offered a chance in porn, I'd take it". "With guys or girls? I hope it's girls. I'd hate for your pussy to get all loose after those big dicks."

o.0 pray tell me how you're studying nursing and yet don't understand the idea of kegels.

Jaana
01-20-2013, 02:45 AM
[11:30:58 AM] Michael Richard Sundan: hey hun
[11:31:01 AM] Michael Richard Sundan: how r u?
[11:31:15 AM] Jaana Ruutu: fine you?
[11:31:23 AM] Michael Richard Sundan: im good
[11:31:23 AM] Michael Richard Sundan: thanx
[11:31:26 AM] Michael Richard Sundan: what u doin?
[11:32:19 AM] Jaana Ruutu: Working
[11:32:23 AM] Jaana Ruutu: Were you interested in a show?
[11:32:49 AM] Michael Richard Sundan: well , i find ur skype on mypornprofile .com
[11:32:51 AM] Michael Richard Sundan: so i kinda am
[11:32:53 AM] Michael Richard Sundan: :)
[11:32:58 AM] Jaana Ruutu: ok great
[11:33:08 AM] Jaana Ruutu: it's $3 per minute for stripping than cumming with fingers
[11:33:11 AM] Michael Richard Sundan: but i actually have an offer hun , if ud be interested
[11:33:20 AM] Jaana Ruutu: What is it?
[11:34:47 AM] Michael Richard Sundan: well , im lookin for someone who can do pvt cam shows for me and i ll pay monthly 2000$ for that or i ll pay with a favor , by helpin ur get a job on brazzers or mofos , if ud be interested
[11:35:07 AM] Jaana Ruutu: i don't need a job
[11:35:13 AM] Jaana Ruutu: and I don't really need a monthly pay
[11:35:22 AM] Jaana Ruutu: especially since you'd be paying way way way more than my actual rate
[11:35:29 AM] Jaana Ruutu: so you'd just be losing yourself money
[11:36:00 AM] Michael Richard Sundan: hun u said ur pay rate is 3$ per min , so its not really over ur rate
[11:36:06 AM] Jaana Ruutu: Even if you got 20 minutes a day with me you still wouldn't be spending $2k...
[11:37:19 AM] Jaana Ruutu: I'd happily do shows with you all month but I'd rather jyst get paid each time before the show, like everyon else does, or you can pay me up front per week
[11:37:39 AM] Jaana Ruutu: but I don't do anything before Ive been paid. I'd be a terrible businesswoman if I did it any other way.
[11:38:29 AM] Michael Richard Sundan: well i can see ur point hun but ppl on mpp r there for a reason
[11:38:48 AM] Michael Richard Sundan: and , believe me , i will be gettin back my moneys worth with the shows
[11:38:51 AM] Michael Richard Sundan: but of course
[11:38:55 AM] Michael Richard Sundan: its up tou
[11:38:55 AM] Jaana Ruutu: I'm here for a reason too - to make money!
[11:39:23 AM] Michael Richard Sundan: well , im offerin u a deal to make money and like i said , its up to u
[11:39:29 AM] Jaana Ruutu: yup, you sure would be, so pay me up front before every show like the rest of my loyal customers do.
[11:40:18 AM] Michael Richard Sundan: hun , i think i made my offer and that is actually , if ud like to u can accept it
[11:40:34 AM] Michael Richard Sundan: but im not like rest of ur other loyal customers :9
[11:40:39 AM] Michael Richard Sundan: :)
[11:40:50 AM] Jaana Ruutu: How do i know that? You've spent no money on me. I don't know you.
[11:41:17 AM] Jaana Ruutu: I wasn't born yesterday. I've been in this industry going on three years now. I'm not a mkoron.
[11:41:46 AM] Jaana Ruutu: I'll be posting this conversation on a few forums to make sure other cam girls know not to bother with you. Scammer. I'll also be reporting you to MPP for trying to scam me.

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Vlodina
01-20-2013, 09:46 AM
I'd sent him to read into on my website about shows. A while later:

[4:37:48 PM] Scotty Hottie: any questions you couldn't find answers to?
[4:38:23 PM] Sebastian SH.com: Yes do you have heels or boots or both? And super booty?
[4:38:48 PM] Scotty Hottie: heels various, boots - my most popular are thigh high black pvc
[4:39:04 PM] Sebastian SH.com: Is it?
[4:39:08 PM] Scotty Hottie: super booty? i'm not sure. I assume you looked at all the photos in my gallery?
[4:39:38 PM] Sebastian SH.com: Yes i did on all your profiles
[4:40:03 PM] Scotty Hottie: so you saw my ass then lol
[4:40:18 PM] Sebastian SH.com: Yes liked very much
[4:40:24 PM] Sebastian SH.com: It*
[4:40:55 PM] Scotty Hottie: so i don't know what you are asking me by 'super booty'
[4:41:00 PM] Scotty Hottie: if you saw it! ;)
[4:41:22 PM] Sebastian SH.com: I know it comes out like every 3mins
[4:41:44 PM] Scotty Hottie: i have no idea what you are talking about now
[4:42:07 PM] Sebastian SH.com: I don't even know to lol

CourtneyRaine
01-21-2013, 12:17 AM
Guy: nice smile
Me: Thank you!
Guy: can i get a titty tease
Me: yeah hun, I'll be happy to just as soon as you tip
Guy: but i'm special

Dafuq I just read? Homie actually told me I should get naked for him for free just because he's special???? Ugh yeah I think that line of thinking is pretty "special," eSPECIALly considering I've never even seen this guy in my room before in my life! I mean I know guys think they are entitled to it all because they are just oh so spectacular, but to actually have a guy type that out in black and white was just ridiculous. Boo boo *I* am special, that's why YOU gots to pay ME!

TrissyWaldorf
01-21-2013, 08:02 AM
I also get the "are they real?" question a lot. Um, yeah I paid $5K to get these saggy A-cups with stretch marks on them. ::)


Hahaha I think this all the time! Like, do you really think I would PAY someone for my saggy boobs?!

CurvyWinona
01-21-2013, 08:11 AM
Guy: nice smile
Me: Thank you!
Guy: can i get a titty tease
Me: yeah hun, I'll be happy to just as soon as you tip
Guy: but i'm special

Dafuq I just read? Homie actually told me I should get naked for him for free just because he's special???? Ugh yeah I think that line of thinking is pretty "special," eSPECIALly considering I've never even seen this guy in my room before in my life! I mean I know guys think they are entitled to it all because they are just oh so spectacular, but to actually have a guy type that out in black and white was just ridiculous. Boo boo *I* am special, that's why YOU gots to pay ME!

Maybe he meant he's a retard. Lol

IsobelWren
01-21-2013, 10:13 AM
I have a YouTube channel where I post videos to advertise my site, clips and cam shows. Mostly they're just various types of vlogs to drive interest back, so it's not *obvious* that I'm a fetish model...just that all my links point back to a fetish modeling site.

It always makes me roll my eyes and laugh when someone sends me an email like this,

"Hi Isobel, I love your videos, and I remember one you did with a sewing machine. Can you please do another one wearing high heels and nude :)"

Oh no reason Isobel, I just love your videos. It would be totally great if you'd make another one where you were you know, just catering to my fetish again. Not that I have a fetish, and not that I think you know what my fetish is or anything. You've only been working as a fetish model for EIGHT YEARS NOW. Surely the sewing machine video just disappeared. You didn't put it up on purpose as a test of a form of pedal pumping and take it down because you weren't getting paid enough from the traffic it sent you! Surely you have no idea and it will seem totally innocent if I ask you to put another one like it -but more explicit- back up. You're only doing this out of the goodness of your heart! You innocently made all these videos that cater to my fetish because you didn't know anything other than you love me, anonymous internet guy, and you'll totally be willing to risk your years-old YouTube channel by posting a video that is nude and against the terms and conditions of YouTube! I'm never going to pay you, because you love me and because this is innocent, since you don't know that I have a fetish.

And because if I pay you, that would be paying for porn and admitting I have "dirty" thoughts and desires and that would be wrong. As long as I can continue to jerk off for free to YouTube videos, I don't have a fetish and I don't have to acknowledge my feelings, desires or internalized shame. I'll just keep grating on the nerves of people like you, who have already done all that emotional work and are just trying to make a living.