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Sunnylexie
01-21-2013, 10:26 PM
Another fantasy story-teller and hunter for free roleplay:


LovinMashPotatos: You like women more?

Me: i like both
but girls look and smell better lol
Me: and generally are cleaner

LovinMashPotatos: I can make a woman feel better than any woman with oral sex

Me: really?;-)

LovinMashPotatos: If you think girls look better, than you are gay

LovinMashPotatos: they DO look better))

LovinMashPotatos: OK, so you prefer women

Me: let it be so if you want lol

LovinMashPotatos: I think they look better, so I strictly have sex with girls

LovinMashPotatos: I feel this about you
Its soemthing I can see in your eyes

Me: i got your point lol

LovinMashPotatos: You see how you answer

LovinMashPotatos: Typical woman with no interest or respect for a man's words

Me: lol do you have any respect to mine?;-)

Me: dont you think i know better if im gay or not?

LovinMashPotatos: Yes. You are another human with thoughts and feelings

LovinMashPotatos: What you know and what you admit to yourself is different

Me: i dont really think trying to interrogate me is respectful

LovinMashPotatos: YOU told me

LovinMashPotatos: YOU said women smell and look better

LovinMashPotatos: YOU

Me: yes
cause they damn wash every day)))

LovinMashPotatos: Why am I disrespectful. I LISTEN to what you say

LovinMashPotatos: YOU CAN'T STOP SHOWING LOVE FOR WOMEN

LovinMashPotatos: I wash every day and have a big dick

LovinMashPotatos: I turned a lesbian straight 2 times!

Me: lol you really think we consider dick size deciding if we want to fuck you???

Me: mind that your erect cock is the LAST part of you we get to see

Me: actually AFTER we've got to bed lol

LovinMashPotatos: When the lesbians see it, their eyes get huge and they said WOW

LovinMashPotatos: It gets them excited and they orgasm

Me: mind talking about it in pvt?

LovinMashPotatos: You don't want to see the erect cock because you are gay.

LovinMashPotatos: The lesbians I had were attracted to me. They found me unique

LovinMashPotatos: You laugh, since you cannot imagine a man you can fall for

Me: sorry im not talking to you anymore, i need to pay more attention to other customers who might have a pvt

Me: if you want to try and convert me - go there

LovinMashPotatos: OK. You are very interesting and I appreciate you admitting you are gay. Have a beautiful night, bb *BAN*

justanothercamgirl
01-22-2013, 05:11 AM
The worst is when you're doing a Gold show countdown for something R-rated, like just a bare ass booty shaking show, and then during the show a guy's like WAIT NO PENETRATION????? as if my topic said ANYTHING about masturbating..

I get that all the time!!! I also get a fuck ton of 'the least you can do....' guys.

"The least you can do is titty fuck a toy/show me your face/dance around like my puppet since I paid a whole $1."

Um, actually that would be what I can do for you in private. Seeing I have put down in my gold show blurb that I won't be offering any of those things that you just asked and you decided not to read it before you clicked on it, then the least YOU can do is pay for your goddamn request in private.

The ones that drive me the most insane are the guy who are like 'I have a laundry list of requests I want you to do in this $1 gold show.' I will point out to them that everything they are asking for, I have already put in the show description that I won't do. Then they go, "This show a fucking rip-off!"

You clicked on a fucking show that says that in ALL CAPS that I won't don't any of the things you just asked for and when you ask for them, then I am a rip-off? And you are asking for all these things for a goddamn dollar!

*straightens her clothes and tries to compose herself....calm blue ocean, calm blue ocean*

Ahem, yes. That would definately be a pet peeve on mine.

StephanieXS
01-22-2013, 04:53 PM
"You know what would be hot? If you slipped your bra off and had nothing on under that shirt..."
"Or is that bra there to hold those sexy titties up? They must be natural"

Um... yes this bra is here to hold my tits up. What the hell is a bra for? Have I been using it wrong the whole time? I thought it was for support but I guess its just for decoration. Damn.

Sunnylexie
01-22-2013, 07:05 PM
Um... yes this bra is here to hold my tits up. What the hell is a bra for? Have I been using it wrong the whole time? I thought it was for support but I guess its just for decoration. Damn.

Lol bras are for pussy stuffing)))) Haven't those guys made it clear earlier in this thread?))))

A guy in my GS countdown getting butthurt at me for not giving him a free show:

Entitled cheapo: you do better when you show your ass
Entitled cheapo: you should get a differntt gig - you're not happy about this job
*I explain that loving your job doesnt mean you should do it for free*
Entitled cheapo: you sound a little burned out
Entitled cheapo: what are you wearing?
Entitled cheapo: You really think guys cum when you show your body with clothes on?

*ROFL*

justanothercamgirl
01-23-2013, 06:51 PM
entitled_custie: "Stand up, bb!"
JAC: "Tip $1 for your request"
entitled_custie: "But how will I know that you are worth it? I won't know if you are worth tipping for until after you stand up."
JAC: .....
JAC: *ban*

----
Well, if you don't have a $1 to figure out whether or not I am what you want --- then I know that you aren't the type of customer I want in my room. Problem solved.

MommieLongLegs
01-23-2013, 07:44 PM
dude: i wish i was man enough to be able to satisfy you
me: well we can do sph in exclusive
dude: was just telling you
me: so you you weren't expecting a response? riiiigggghhht
dude: i'm sorry, i know you must like big
me: *kicks him because he obviously thinks we're role playing me humiliating him while he jacks off to me for free. Hell naw! lol

BlasianBytch
01-24-2013, 07:30 AM
Ugh, just got an email this morning from a TWO YEAR time waster. He's a good looking guy and I guess he thinks that will get him over. When I just got out of college and I was practically homeless before I even started cam work I posted a CL ad for a guy to buy me and my roommate (also broke girls) dinner. He answered.

He never bought us dinner lol. Then a few months later when I started cam work, he would email me every couple of months asking for a show. I would send him instructions on how to book a show. He would give some excuse , never book...then ask for a freebie. Knowing he's full of shit the next time he emailed me asking for a video I told him I'll give him a 50 sec tease clip for 10 bucks. He then asked if he could order a custom 10 minute strip tease/ masturbation clip and get the tease clip for free.

I told him I don't think there's anyway he would pay for the custom clip , because he's never booked a show or donated to me in the 2 years he's been sending me emails. I also told him the clip he wanted would be 200 dollars. his response to me -


Honestly, and by no means am I frugal, but 200 for a 10 min video is atrocious. I've requested videos and have been asked for less from my past experiences

I'm not trying to waste your time, haggle you, etc.

And forgive me for having corresponded with you for so long and not having purchased a video but from my relocation I initially reached out to you to help you because you had posted about you starving, etc. so I actually legitimately wanted to help being a prior Peace Corps volunteer

I like to help people and that's why I initially talked to you and thereafter when I found out you did adult stuff I inquired

Anyway sorry for wasting your time

Do take care

FUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck YOU! >:( umm if you really wanted to help me out of the goodness of your Peace Corps volunteer heart... why didn't you donate to me without needing to see my ass and pussy?

MommieLongLegs
01-24-2013, 01:16 PM
dude: baby i wanna lay u down and kiss on ur kneck and rub ur clit and then eat ur pusssy til u cum
then i want u to ride my dick baby

me: o really? well you can go exclusive :)

dude: tease me baby

me: so you like tease and denial? you can go exclusive for that too seeing as it's a fetish.

*he leaves

O more:

dude: I wanna apologize in advance for having a small penis
me: you can tell me that in exclusive, otherwise tell all these dudes about it in free chat.
*he leaves

~Carmen~
01-24-2013, 02:05 PM
^^I swear that first guy was in my room today too. He must go room to room, copy/pasting.

MommieLongLegs
01-24-2013, 04:57 PM
Message in my inbox after I told him not to. He says he can help me make $. Well, why not fucking put $ in my bank account?!:

If you take your business seriously and not as a hobby it will pay you as such. I want to show you how you can double your income by reaching your audience MORE and MORE OFTEN then EVERYONE else on this site. In this business SHE who is on the customers mind more and more often than anyone else gets the business.
>
> Stop letting potential loyal customer pass through your fingers when you can CAPTURE their information, REACH them with your messages(advertisement), and gain their BUSINESS.
>
> Go to https://www.textalertz.com/Default.aspx?Language=1&RIN=L541813 to get started or at the very least learn more on how this will benefit you.
>
>
> Steps to get more customers:
>
> 1.Go to site provided or call the number provided and Sign up for the Text Alertz service.
> 2. Set up your keywords (message or call me for assistance, 812-989-0832) These are the words you want the visitors of your page to text to 55469 and enter your database. I would suggest offering them something like a link to a free video of yours or free photos to give them a small taste of what they will get. It also insures that everyone that comes to your page enters your database
> 3. Where you currently have your "message" in the upper right hand side I would suggest replacing that with your KEYWORD and incentive to capture new comers, also change up the incentive once per month to insure your regulars stay opted in.
> 4. Every time you log in, are about to perform a gold show, or have a new promotion send a blast message to your database of viewers, this is done online by you ONCE and sent out to the thousands of viewers you have opted in at the same time.
> 5. Gold Shows- With your database of several hundred to several thousands of guys, over time, you will notice that your Gold Shows will fill up faster, you will have to set your goal higher, you can lower your gold price to allow for more viewers to participate, you will do more of them and get paid more per gold show, and your customers will want to pvt message with you to gain exclusive access to you. What I usually recommend is keeping your gold entry price between $1-$5, you'll see the power of why when you have 150-1500 horny guys who all want something for little to nothing. However, with this larger customer base you won't see any drop in your profits because they all can afford $1-$5 for a 15 min show. This will also increase your PVT chat customers, these guys want you ALL to themselves and don't want to share you with a room full of guys. They will increasingly PVT chat you to keep you from putting on a GOLD SHOW so they can have personal attention.
> 6. Set up a KEYWORD that you only give to your PVT chat customers that allows them a special rate as a thank you for their business, if they feel appreciated they will come back day-after-day. This also will let you know who to REALLY pay attention to whenever they're in the room and separate messages can be sent to them.

xobarbiexo
01-24-2013, 05:21 PM
I want to slap him

JoJoX
01-24-2013, 05:28 PM
Message in my inbox after I told him not to. He says he can help me make $. Well, why not fucking put $ in my bank account?!:

If you take your business seriously and not as a hobby it will pay you as such. I want to show you how you can double your income by reaching your audience MORE and MORE OFTEN then EVERYONE else on this site. In this business SHE who is on the customers mind more and more often than anyone else gets the business.
>
> Stop letting potential loyal customer pass through your fingers when you can CAPTURE their information, REACH them with your messages(advertisement), and gain their BUSINESS.
>
> Go to https://www.textalertz.com/Default.aspx?Language=1&RIN=L541813 to get started or at the very least learn more on how this will benefit you.
>
>
> Steps to get more customers:
>
> 1.Go to site provided or call the number provided and Sign up for the Text Alertz service.
> 2. Set up your keywords (message or call me for assistance, 812-989-0832) These are the words you want the visitors of your page to text to 55469 and enter your database. I would suggest offering them something like a link to a free video of yours or free photos to give them a small taste of what they will get. It also insures that everyone that comes to your page enters your database
> 3. Where you currently have your "message" in the upper right hand side I would suggest replacing that with your KEYWORD and incentive to capture new comers, also change up the incentive once per month to insure your regulars stay opted in.
> 4. Every time you log in, are about to perform a gold show, or have a new promotion send a blast message to your database of viewers, this is done online by you ONCE and sent out to the thousands of viewers you have opted in at the same time.
> 5. Gold Shows- With your database of several hundred to several thousands of guys, over time, you will notice that your Gold Shows will fill up faster, you will have to set your goal higher, you can lower your gold price to allow for more viewers to participate, you will do more of them and get paid more per gold show, and your customers will want to pvt message with you to gain exclusive access to you. What I usually recommend is keeping your gold entry price between $1-$5, you'll see the power of why when you have 150-1500 horny guys who all want something for little to nothing. However, with this larger customer base you won't see any drop in your profits because they all can afford $1-$5 for a 15 min show. This will also increase your PVT chat customers, these guys want you ALL to themselves and don't want to share you with a room full of guys. They will increasingly PVT chat you to keep you from putting on a GOLD SHOW so they can have personal attention.
> 6. Set up a KEYWORD that you only give to your PVT chat customers that allows them a special rate as a thank you for their business, if they feel appreciated they will come back day-after-day. This also will let you know who to REALLY pay attention to whenever they're in the room and separate messages can be sent to them.

I hope this guy dies a slow miserable painful death.

MommieLongLegs
01-24-2013, 05:53 PM
My response to him:

Didn't I tell you not to email me? Print the email you sent me, crumple it up, shove it up your ass then pull it out and eat it. Then, and only then, will you be of any use to me. Goodbye.

*and that's all folks!

HaydenBlue
01-26-2013, 02:11 AM
MyGirlFund guy sends me a chat request, asks if I am doing shows. I say yes. Then:

Syran: what u want in ur camshow?
MGFguy: Id love to see you rub your ass real hard over your panties, then maybe suck on your toes while you finger your ass in doggystyle, would that be possible?
Syran: ...i need a drink.

I disconnected. Cannot. Handle. Lol.

MissSassyPickles
01-26-2013, 03:06 AM
Has this guy never heard of Twitter? You can even get alerts sent to your phone when a specific person tweets. Idiot.


Message in my inbox after I told him not to. He says he can help me make $. Well, why not fucking put $ in my bank account?!:

If you take your business seriously and not as a hobby it will pay you as such. I want to show you how you can double your income by reaching your audience MORE and MORE OFTEN then EVERYONE else on this site. In this business SHE who is on the customers mind more and more often than anyone else gets the business.
>
> Stop letting potential loyal customer pass through your fingers when you can CAPTURE their information, REACH them with your messages(advertisement), and gain their BUSINESS.
>
> Go to https://www.textalertz.com/Default.aspx?Language=1&RIN=L541813 to get started or at the very least learn more on how this will benefit you.
>
>
> Steps to get more customers:
>
> 1.Go to site provided or call the number provided and Sign up for the Text Alertz service.
> 2. Set up your keywords (message or call me for assistance, 812-989-0832) These are the words you want the visitors of your page to text to 55469 and enter your database. I would suggest offering them something like a link to a free video of yours or free photos to give them a small taste of what they will get. It also insures that everyone that comes to your page enters your database
> 3. Where you currently have your "message" in the upper right hand side I would suggest replacing that with your KEYWORD and incentive to capture new comers, also change up the incentive once per month to insure your regulars stay opted in.
> 4. Every time you log in, are about to perform a gold show, or have a new promotion send a blast message to your database of viewers, this is done online by you ONCE and sent out to the thousands of viewers you have opted in at the same time.
> 5. Gold Shows- With your database of several hundred to several thousands of guys, over time, you will notice that your Gold Shows will fill up faster, you will have to set your goal higher, you can lower your gold price to allow for more viewers to participate, you will do more of them and get paid more per gold show, and your customers will want to pvt message with you to gain exclusive access to you. What I usually recommend is keeping your gold entry price between $1-$5, you'll see the power of why when you have 150-1500 horny guys who all want something for little to nothing. However, with this larger customer base you won't see any drop in your profits because they all can afford $1-$5 for a 15 min show. This will also increase your PVT chat customers, these guys want you ALL to themselves and don't want to share you with a room full of guys. They will increasingly PVT chat you to keep you from putting on a GOLD SHOW so they can have personal attention.
> 6. Set up a KEYWORD that you only give to your PVT chat customers that allows them a special rate as a thank you for their business, if they feel appreciated they will come back day-after-day. This also will let you know who to REALLY pay attention to whenever they're in the room and separate messages can be sent to them.

Cammi
01-26-2013, 07:10 AM
STRC: Are you deaf?

o.O

justanothercamgirl
01-26-2013, 09:35 AM
-in $1 gold show-

asshat_custie: You are way to beautiful to be charging only $1!
JAC: My private price is normally $9.99 a minute
asshat_custie: $9.99 a minute, yeaaaaa right

*asshat_custie leaves gold show*

----
o_0

Seriously? Whiskey-Tango-Foxtrot! What the fuck just happened there!?!

IsobelWren
01-26-2013, 09:43 AM
Message in my inbox after I told him not to. He says he can help me make $. Well, why not fucking put $ in my bank account?!:

If you take your business seriously and not as a hobby it will pay you as such. I want to show you how you can double your income by reaching your audience MORE and MORE OFTEN then EVERYONE else on this site. In this business SHE who is on the customers mind more and more often than anyone else gets the business.
>
> Stop letting potential loyal customer pass through your fingers when you can CAPTURE their information, REACH them with your messages(advertisement), and gain their BUSINESS.
>
> Go to https://www.textalertz.com/Default.aspx?Language=1&RIN=L541813 to get started or at the very least learn more on how this will benefit you.
>
>
> Steps to get more customers:
>
> 1.Go to site provided or call the number provided and Sign up for the Text Alertz service.
> 2. Set up your keywords (message or call me for assistance, 812-989-0832) These are the words you want the visitors of your page to text to 55469 and enter your database. I would suggest offering them something like a link to a free video of yours or free photos to give them a small taste of what they will get. It also insures that everyone that comes to your page enters your database
> 3. Where you currently have your "message" in the upper right hand side I would suggest replacing that with your KEYWORD and incentive to capture new comers, also change up the incentive once per month to insure your regulars stay opted in.
> 4. Every time you log in, are about to perform a gold show, or have a new promotion send a blast message to your database of viewers, this is done online by you ONCE and sent out to the thousands of viewers you have opted in at the same time.
> 5. Gold Shows- With your database of several hundred to several thousands of guys, over time, you will notice that your Gold Shows will fill up faster, you will have to set your goal higher, you can lower your gold price to allow for more viewers to participate, you will do more of them and get paid more per gold show, and your customers will want to pvt message with you to gain exclusive access to you. What I usually recommend is keeping your gold entry price between $1-$5, you'll see the power of why when you have 150-1500 horny guys who all want something for little to nothing. However, with this larger customer base you won't see any drop in your profits because they all can afford $1-$5 for a 15 min show. This will also increase your PVT chat customers, these guys want you ALL to themselves and don't want to share you with a room full of guys. They will increasingly PVT chat you to keep you from putting on a GOLD SHOW so they can have personal attention.
> 6. Set up a KEYWORD that you only give to your PVT chat customers that allows them a special rate as a thank you for their business, if they feel appreciated they will come back day-after-day. This also will let you know who to REALLY pay attention to whenever they're in the room and separate messages can be sent to them.

Actually, this sounds like a good idea. Too bad his site is full of shit, "97% of texts are opened in 5 minutes" Yeah. Show me the study you got THAT one from, buddy....but I'm going to research this.

IsobelWren
01-26-2013, 09:43 AM
Message in my inbox after I told him not to. He says he can help me make $. Well, why not fucking put $ in my bank account?!:

If you take your business seriously and not as a hobby it will pay you as such. I want to show you how you can double your income by reaching your audience MORE and MORE OFTEN then EVERYONE else on this site. In this business SHE who is on the customers mind more and more often than anyone else gets the business.
>
> Stop letting potential loyal customer pass through your fingers when you can CAPTURE their information, REACH them with your messages(advertisement), and gain their BUSINESS.
>
> Go to https://www.textalertz.com/Default.aspx?Language=1&RIN=L541813 to get started or at the very least learn more on how this will benefit you.
>
>
> Steps to get more customers:
>
> 1.Go to site provided or call the number provided and Sign up for the Text Alertz service.
> 2. Set up your keywords (message or call me for assistance, 812-989-0832) These are the words you want the visitors of your page to text to 55469 and enter your database. I would suggest offering them something like a link to a free video of yours or free photos to give them a small taste of what they will get. It also insures that everyone that comes to your page enters your database
> 3. Where you currently have your "message" in the upper right hand side I would suggest replacing that with your KEYWORD and incentive to capture new comers, also change up the incentive once per month to insure your regulars stay opted in.
> 4. Every time you log in, are about to perform a gold show, or have a new promotion send a blast message to your database of viewers, this is done online by you ONCE and sent out to the thousands of viewers you have opted in at the same time.
> 5. Gold Shows- With your database of several hundred to several thousands of guys, over time, you will notice that your Gold Shows will fill up faster, you will have to set your goal higher, you can lower your gold price to allow for more viewers to participate, you will do more of them and get paid more per gold show, and your customers will want to pvt message with you to gain exclusive access to you. What I usually recommend is keeping your gold entry price between $1-$5, you'll see the power of why when you have 150-1500 horny guys who all want something for little to nothing. However, with this larger customer base you won't see any drop in your profits because they all can afford $1-$5 for a 15 min show. This will also increase your PVT chat customers, these guys want you ALL to themselves and don't want to share you with a room full of guys. They will increasingly PVT chat you to keep you from putting on a GOLD SHOW so they can have personal attention.
> 6. Set up a KEYWORD that you only give to your PVT chat customers that allows them a special rate as a thank you for their business, if they feel appreciated they will come back day-after-day. This also will let you know who to REALLY pay attention to whenever they're in the room and separate messages can be sent to them.

Actually, this sounds like a good idea. Too bad his site is full of shit, "97% of texts are opened in 5 minutes" Yeah. Show me the study you got THAT one from, buddy....but I'm going to research this.

ManyRoses
01-26-2013, 12:01 PM
This one is on skype, not cam...but it is still amazing.

I'm having a whole freaking conversation with this guy about rates, and shows...and then he says in the middle of it..."I don't speak English".

Buddy, you have been having a conversation with me in english. You just told me, IN ENGLISH, that you don't speak english.

Fuck. Off.

Jaana
01-26-2013, 12:05 PM
This one is on skype, not cam...but it is still amazing.

I'm having a whole freaking conversation with this guy about rates, and shows...and then he says in the middle of it..."I don't speak English".

Buddy, you have been having a conversation with me in english. You just told me, IN ENGLISH, that you don't speak english.

Fuck. Off.
Maybe it was this guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vgoEhsJORU

Jaana
01-26-2013, 02:46 PM
Message I just got on Skype. SEEMS LEGIT GUYS!!!11

[1/25/2013 2:37:00 AM] cool.studios: Hi mutinypop! I’d like to add you on Skype. Cool Studios
[1/25/2013 4:51:18 AM] Jaana Ruutu: Jaana Ruutu has shared contact details with Cool Studios.
[11:44:04 PM] Cool Studios: Cool Studios

We are a online adult entertainment private company that deals with online adult entertainment for any kind of people and from around the world.

We provide high quality models to fulfill the desires of our clients to the core of their satisfaction.

The models we hire are from all around the world and can be contracted for shows according to your times.

We provide complete privacy to our models. No information is leaked ever from Cool Studios in order to provide secure and healthy environment for our models to work wit easy and comfort.

We arrange online private skype shows with complete privacy of the clients and models so that both can enjoy to the fullest.

We can bet you will want more n more from our models once you register with us.
_________________________________

If you are a model and wants to register us then please let us know.

The main advantage of our service is that you get instant shows and you don't have to asnwer stupid questions that you do to freeloaders.

We will conduct a trial of 15 - 20 mins which will be paid afterwards which is company policy.

After the payment of trial all payments for the shows will be done before the shows.

Thank you.

Cammi
01-26-2013, 06:22 PM
"giggyjoe: I JUST BOUGHT A PENNIS PUMP TODAY BUT NO DIRECTIONS. CAN YOU HELP ME TO FIND OUT HOW TO USE IT."
"giggyjoe: THATS VERY NICE--BUT HOW DO I USE THE THE MACHINE/"
"giggyjoe: I, WOULD THINK THAT FIRST YOU NEED A HARD DICK TO PUT INTO THE MACHINE--BUT TO DO THAT I NEED TO WATCH YOU TO GET MY DICK HARD.THEN-- DOES IT FEEL LIKE A BLOW JOB OR COMING INSIDE OF YOU/ "

You what mate? :O

MommieLongLegs
01-27-2013, 11:23 PM
dude: may i ask how you like this site? im thinking about changing to here. my site takes forever to send the check

Then he emails:

if you ever have any questions feel free to message me, i consult with a lot of girls on the site (and i perform on livejasmin.com so i know how the business goes) to help their attendence and the length of their privates get longer. its free so im not trying to get anything out of it just like helping out my fellow cam friends ;). I have a degree in psychology and marketing so i know how to make them spend their money which is always great hahaha. Hope you have a great night.

*his first name
----------------------

...........yeeaaah, I'll just stick to SW lol

StephanieXS
01-28-2013, 12:54 AM
Actually, this sounds like a good idea. Too bad his site is full of shit, "97% of texts are opened in 5 minutes" Yeah. Show me the study you got THAT one from, buddy....but I'm going to research this.

Tell me if anything comes of your research!

sammii
01-28-2013, 04:36 AM
Guy (who was chatting for 30 minutes in free chat): I'm trying to talk to you, but it seems like you're always in private.
*someone takes me private*
Guy: Aww. Oh, well ... we can chat next time. When will you be on next?

IsobelWren
01-28-2013, 09:16 AM
"giggyjoe: I JUST BOUGHT A PENNIS PUMP TODAY BUT NO DIRECTIONS. CAN YOU HELP ME TO FIND OUT HOW TO USE IT."
"giggyjoe: THATS VERY NICE--BUT HOW DO I USE THE THE MACHINE/"
"giggyjoe: I, WOULD THINK THAT FIRST YOU NEED A HARD DICK TO PUT INTO THE MACHINE--BUT TO DO THAT I NEED TO WATCH YOU TO GET MY DICK HARD.THEN-- DOES IT FEEL LIKE A BLOW JOB OR COMING INSIDE OF YOU/ "

You what mate? :O

I got this guy last night and I thought of you! He asked if he could use a penis pump in my gold show. I said, "Sure. Knock yourself out." and he disappeared.

zivlet
01-28-2013, 10:25 AM
(In Free Chat)

Prickus McPrick 'I want to send you a gift, do you have paypal?'
Me : 'You can look at my wishlist babe but AW don't accept paypal'
Prickus McPrick : 'Loads of girls still use it bb. I want to send you a LOT of money not like what you get on here!'
Me : 'I don't, I like being on AW'
Prickus McPrick 'Well add me on skype then we can discuss it'
Me : I'm on cam babe, you can book a skype show on my page'
Prickus McPrick : 'But that will cost me bb'
Me : Well seeing as you have a lot of money, that shouldn't be a problem for you'.
Prickus McPrick *takes me in group chat*
Hi bb, I don't have much credit but here's my skype **********
Me : So you want to send me a large gift, but you're skint? That makes sense mate!
Prickus McPrick 'It's up to you bb but add me on skype
Will you?
Say you'll add me bb
Me : I've already said no (laughing)
Prickus McPrick 'Your loss, whore!'

Grrrr..............

JasmineBunBun
01-28-2013, 11:34 AM
Last night in chat, I had someone who kept asking if I knew Brandon, that they knew me, and wanted me to bend over so that I can prove that they knew who I was.

I didn't listen to them and didn't bend over, but it was still pretty stupid.

IsobelWren
01-28-2013, 10:26 PM
A guy added me on Skype, then said, "sorry" and signed off. When he came back online I asked him sorry for what. He said that he'd accidentally called me while he was trying to add me. I said the call hadn't come through (I hadn't seen it) and asked him where he'd found me. He told me he'd found me on Cammodeldirectory. I said thanks and told him I was ready for a show any time he was. A few hours later he replied that he wasn't sure what this show was, and that he'd been trying to add his friend Isobel, so he wasn't even sure who I was or what I meant by a cam show.

*eyeroll* So at this point, this gem of an idiot has tried to call before IMing, told me he saw me on a cam site and then pretended that he hadn't and didn't know what I do AND added me while pretending to not know what I do even though my tag line is, "cam girl for private, paid shows. IM before calling"

I linked him to my CMD ad and told him, "That's what a show is. Anything you see there. Let me know when you've made payment and we'll start playing!"

He THEN responded with the predictable, stupid bunch of stuff about how he's so handsome and fabulous that people have told him that he should be a cam guy and that he should be the one being paid. You know, THAT claptrap.

I reply, "I'm sure you're plenty hot. So am I. This is what I do for a living and I promise you'll have fun. Let me know when you've made payment and we'll start the show."

More, "I'm so hot. You'll love it so much. You should pay me, but let's just say our rates will cancel out so we'll do it for free. I have a giant dick." crap

Me, "OH MY GOSH! Well when you put it THAT way I'll forgo my professional rate just for a glimpse of your cock! Fuck yes! Let's do it RIGHT NOW!"

Him, "Yeah you'll love my big dick. You ready?"

Me, ":eyeroll: Yeah. I'll get right on that. Idiot."

I block him

About 5 minutes later I get a message on yahoo chat

Guy, "Hi I saw you on cammodeldirectory"

Me, "Great! You looking for a cam show right now, baby?"

Guy, "You just blocked me on Skype. Why?

Me, "I only block people if they are disrespectful or waste my time."

Guy, "I went to type that I was just kidding and you'd blocked me!" He then asks me if he can ask me about my show and learn more about me. He tells me that he's 25 and from Baltimore Md. I'm in another show and watching him yammer on and on.

Out of the show I reply that since he's previously wasted my time we won't talk again until he books a show. I link him to the payment page and get another show from someone else.

While I'm in that show, he writes this big long thing about how I should learn to be more tolerant and if I were a little nicer he would have gotten a show. He says that I should get a sense of humor and that, again, if I were nicer to him, he would have, "spent a lot of money" on me. He said, "I'm not desperate like the other guys you see. Have a nice time in your chosen style of life. I'm sure you'll be alone, sad and lonely in no time. You should learn to be nicer. You'll actually make some money that way."

Out of my show I write, "Yeah. You're so not desperate that you found me on another messenger site just so you could beg me to unblock you. I make enough money that I don't have to tolerate idiots like you." and I blocked him again.

God. It was like, every single stupid beggar/time waster trick in ONE guy. If he'd asked to pay with paypal after a free preview I would have invented something that allowed me to punch him in the nuts over the internet. I'm beginning to really despise indy cam.

Sunnylexie
01-28-2013, 11:38 PM
Cheapoman: Mmm
Cheapoman: bet you would like alot
Cheapoman: big thick 10inch black dick for little white pussy
Me: lol dude - i fuck MEN not dicks
Me: if hes a douchebag, i dont care how long, thick and well-shaped his dick is lol
Cheapoman: i US white babes sexy like you beg for black maen
Cheapoman: because we beat that pussy up and bust it wide open
Me: what about taking me pve and letting me see how good you are?;-)
Cheapoman: i like a fat pussy and nice ass???
Me: if you are that curious about my ass and pussy - you should definitely get a pvt)))
Cheapoman: tease put ass up
Me: ok if you take your hands off your dick lol
btw - seeing my ass is 3 gold
Cheapoman: lol
Cheapoman: Mmm sexy white girl
Me: i know that in the USA girls shove it in your face for free
but it's MY ass that you want to see, right?
Cheapoman: in US we like to fuck white girls in groups
Me: we could talk about it in ovt))))
Cheapoman: 5 or 6 big black dickd taking turns on you
Cheapoman: you would be a slave to that black dick after you see how big
Me: ahh i have a guess on why you fuck them in groups of 5 or 6
Me: shall i tell you?
Cheapoman: sure
Me: CAUSE NOONE OF YOU CAN AFFORD A SLUT ON HIS OWN! *BAN*

Jaana
01-29-2013, 04:23 AM
I'm currently running a topless special that's $10 ceaper than my usual rate. Basically, the only time you'll EVER be able to get a 10-minute show with me for under $30.

Guy: hi do u do shows?
Me: yes! And I have this special going on! $20 for 10 minutes of topless c2c. I don't masturbate but i watch you and talk dirty and blah blah blah blah details
Guy: wow, $20 is a lot for me!
Me:...I usually never get on cam for less than $30.
Guy: Wow. ur way more expensive than the other girls on cam model directory
*blocks me*
.....

justanothercamgirl
01-29-2013, 11:04 AM
Me: CAUSE NOONE OF YOU CAN AFFORD A SLUT ON HIS OWN! *BAN*

*wipes a tear from her eye

Damn I don't even know you, bb.....but from every post you have ever put in this thread I am already in love with you.

http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=75567&t=o (http://gifsoup.com/view/75567/i-love-you.html)

tlulu
01-29-2013, 01:03 PM
Idiot:"I want to stick my dick in all your holes."
Me: "Well, obviously, that's not going to happen. The only thing you're going to stick your dick into is your own hand."
Idiot: "You're so mean :("
Me: "I'm not mean. I'm honest."

IsobelWren
01-29-2013, 02:07 PM
Cheapoman: Mmm
Cheapoman: bet you would like alot

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html

PrincessLuna
01-29-2013, 03:21 PM
http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html

Aw, when he picked one Alot over the other it made me sad :(

curvydancer25
01-29-2013, 05:59 PM
Him-OMG I have a Nigga crush.
Me-what the fuck is that?
him-calm down I just like u I have a nigga crush
me-ok. Please don't say that in my chat room thanks.
him-omg stop actin so stank I just like u, can't I have a nigga crush? damn girl u stank

He left before I could ban him.

Sunnylexie
01-29-2013, 08:31 PM
http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html

Oh, YES, I WOULD like that Alot!

CourtneyRaine
01-29-2013, 08:56 PM
cheapass: BB U LUCKY MONEY AINT REACH MY ACCOUNT YET
Me: Why would I be lucky that we can't go private together?
cheapass: I BET ULL CUM
Me: You know that's the point of me being on here, right? For us to cum together?
cheapass: RIGHT NOW I'M SO HARD LIKE CONCRETE
Me: Then you should feel unlucky that we can't play right now.
cheapass: U GOT ME KILLING CHILDREN OVA HERE
Me: o.O
cheapass: IM JUST DRIPPING PRE CUM ALL OVER BB
cheapass: FIRST GIRL ON HERE TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN
Me: Yep.

And now I'm ignoring him. No need to ban him, but no need to keep this conversation going, either, if he's not going to pay and just wants me to talk dirty for free. And what's with the "killing children" thing? Is that some type of weird sexual slang I don't know about???

PrincessLuna
01-29-2013, 09:04 PM
"Killing children" probably means the cum wasted by not being inside you.

Sunnylexie
01-29-2013, 10:37 PM
cheapass: BB U LUCKY MONEY AINT REACH MY ACCOUNT YET
Me: Why would I be lucky that we can't go private together?


Because otherwise that would be your worst pvt ever, I guess.

BluJ
01-29-2013, 11:07 PM
"Killing children" probably means the cum wasted by not being inside you.

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great!.... ahem.

SO! I was getting tips one day, from a reg who liked to see my legs, and I get something sort of like this:

JealousType : Oh wow! How hot!
JealousType : That is really hot. So sexy.
JealousType : Hey. Tippingguy, know who else is really hot?
JealousType : That SomeoneElse is really hot too, you should go tip her too!
JealousType : Her legs are GREAT.

First time I've been trolled by another performer... at least, that I know of. Site admin didn't seem at all interested in the situation. Glad to say he not only stayed but he also doubled his usual tip. Shocked it was so OBVIOUS, does this happen often?

Sunnylexie
01-29-2013, 11:14 PM
CHEAPO (after having wasted 15 minuted of my time asking tons of questions about my show and equipment): any anal?
Me: no anal, sorry
CHEAPO: wow why u so spensive?
Me: cause i am a NICHE FETISH MODEL
Me: i offer things that are hard to find
CHEAPO: hahahah fetish model like anal too *leaves*

OMG, WHY didn't you search for models who DO anal before starting to bug me?

CourtneyRaine
01-30-2013, 02:10 AM
nomoney123 (yes, that is ACTUALLY his sn!): ur fat and ugly
me: I'm sorry you feel that way, no money (keep smilling and humming, clearly unaffected by his insults)
nomoney123: im just playing... ur beautiful

Since when are cruel insults an appropriate ice breaker????

cheapo: can we see how big they are?
me: they are 34dds, you gotta tip if you want to see them
cheapo: your so hot
me: thank you!
cheapo: can we get a quick peak?
me: yes, as soon as you tip. Do you work for free? Noooooo. Would you go into a strip club asking for free dances? Noooooo. Then why should I be any different?
cheapo: i would luv to taste you right now
[Right, because you can't even afford to get me to pull my top down, but that's okay, I'll just invite you right on over here so you can go down on me.]

tlulu
01-30-2013, 02:56 AM
Idiot: "bb do you play 3some?"
Me: "Is that out on xbox? Or it it limited to the Wii platform?"

Sometimes it makes them LOL and stick around without making anymore stupid comments. *shrug*

Glasses
01-30-2013, 03:02 PM
So you live in X?
Yeah.
I'm going there in June for 2 weeks. But hotels are so expensieve there. I thought I could stay with you. I will pay with sex.
Really? Are you really that stupid?

TrissyWaldorf
01-30-2013, 03:09 PM
So you live in X?
Yeah.
I'm going there in June for 2 weeks. But hotels are so expensieve there. I thought I could stay with you. I will pay with sex.
Really? Are you really that stupid?


:loco:

Do guys really think this works?!

Melodie
01-30-2013, 03:36 PM
So you live in X?
Yeah.
I'm going there in June for 2 weeks. But hotels are so expensieve there. I thought I could stay with you. I will pay with sex.
Really? Are you really that stupid?

LOL omg really?

"Oh please sir....I luv the sex, please come to stay with me!"

Glasses
01-30-2013, 04:01 PM
^^ AND he never paid a cent. Never ever. Really, I'm waiting for my broke-ass stranger prince whom I can host and feed and fuck for free for 2 weeks. Oh yeah, that's my dream man.

zivlet
01-30-2013, 07:52 PM
Glasses, that's hella annoying but SOOO funny!
Ugh. Some men are SOOO stupid!