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Glasses
01-30-2013, 10:03 PM
^^Sometimes I can't decide if they are really that stupid or what.

There was this other idiot, who never spent, just tired to get all my attention. I ignored him and he was like:

-I thought we were FRIENDS.
-What made you think that? o.O

And maybe because it's slow lately, I get very pissed with the "why" guys.

"Why this?" "Why that?" "Why not?"
WHY Can't you just fuck off for forever?

If I kick them they come back and ask:

WHY did you kick me?
... (why not?)

LaurenAus
01-30-2013, 10:48 PM
32703

blkschoolgirl
01-31-2013, 01:40 PM
Dumbass has logged on

Dumbass: escort?

Me: you?

Dumbass: yeah

Me: youre an escort??

Dumbass: no, do you?

Me: who me?

Dumbass: yes

Me: no im not a taxi driver?

Dumbass: Nono, an escort is someone who has sex and offers companionship for money.

Me: ohhh
ive never heard of that before??

Dumbass: OKay, so im assuming you don't do that?

Me: how do i do i tt?

Dumbass: WHere are `?

Me: " button??

Dumbass: WHere are you?

Me: im jk. i know what escorting is, and im not here for that.

Me: get the fuck out.

Dumbass: Chill

Dumbass has logged off

Jaana
01-31-2013, 01:45 PM
This happens when I'm doing a GS countdown. The buy-in is only $5 and I'm going to be fully naked dancing.

Guy: i can't wait to see you naked!
Me: you haven't put in for the show yet, so as of right now you're not going to see me naked!
A few minutes pass..
Guy: I am so hard for you!
Me: Okay, cool. My show is going to start soon!
A few minutes passs..
Guy: Quick titty flash? Please?
I ignore him
Guy: Well, I'm losing my boner. :(
Me: You don't deserve to have a boner from me, you cheap fuck.

He left, and three guys put in for my show at that moment just because of my apparent ownage. :D

justanothercamgirl
01-31-2013, 02:48 PM
asshat: I would love to send something to you from your wishlist. Do you have one?
JAC: It is against Streamate's rules for me to have any contact outside the site.
asshat: So you couldn't email me either.
JAC: No, it is a fireable offence to have contact outside the site.
asshat: That is BS!
asshat: How would they know? I mean who is going to catch you?
asshat: Seriously! How would they know?
asshat: Who the fuck is going to bust your? No one can bust you! How would they ever know?
asshat: Answer me!

-----
Seriously? You have NO understanding how a site like Streamate can log EVERYTHING that happens on it the same way that most businesses log everything that happens on their network? Where the fuck have you been living? On the fucking moon? And then you go off on me like I don't know the first damn fucking thing about my job OR the fucking contact I signed with Streamate before I started it. Riiiiiiiiight.

Sunnylexie
02-01-2013, 06:54 AM
Asshat: I want to see you bend over in doggy and then take off your panties
Me: Pvt?
Asshat: or Ill kill my gfs cat
I count 10 to 1 then ill twist his neck
10
Asshat: DO IT
Asshat: 9
Asshat: 8
Asshat: 7
Me: Well-played, son. Looks like youve got a fair supply of cats over there so you can racket everyone on the site. *Ban*

StephanieXS
02-01-2013, 09:10 AM
Asshat: I want to see you bend over in doggy and then take off your panties
Me: Pvt?
Asshat: or Ill kill my gfs cat
I count 10 to 1 then ill twist his neck
10
Asshat: DO IT
Asshat: 9
Asshat: 8
Asshat: 7
Me: Well-played, son. Looks like youve got a fair supply of cats over there so you can racket everyone on the site. *Ban*

Wow... Wtf...

CurvyWinona
02-01-2013, 10:26 AM
Anything with killing the cats is NOT COOL. hope he gets banned on site and somebody breaks his neck and feed to cats.

Sunnylexie
02-01-2013, 08:08 PM
Anything with killing the cats is NOT COOL. hope he gets banned on site and somebody breaks his neck and feed to cats.

Its double not cool a) for being sick; b) for making the girl look as a heartless bitch in case she identifies this as trolling c) because it's fucking hard to resist it and many girls could fall for it, d) because, sadly, there are ppl who can actually kill an animal without thinking twice and everybody knows it.

ManyRoses
02-01-2013, 11:33 PM
Not on cam, but the twitter! Still worth it.

So this guy was tweeting me a while ago, and generally being a time waster.

At first, he is talking about watching a movie with me on skype, and there are dollar signs in my eyes. Then it happens "oh, I only have $40 till the end of the month, bb, but can we still talk?". NO. Not on skype. Sure, I'll DM you on twitter once or twice, why not.

Then we continue...after a couple weeks, he hasn't tweeted me, and vice versa. "Scarleeeet. I miissss yoouuuuu". Ok. Well, that isn't worth replying to.

the second time, it STILL wasn't worth replying to, but I was bored, so I said "Aw, I do to - I was SO looking forward to spending time with you...can you Skype now?".

Again, rates come up, he disappears.

Again..."I miiiiisss Yoooouuuu".

This time, I ignore completely. Who wouldn't?

Then tonight, I tweet that I am done on cam, but available for skype!

This CHEAP ASS BASTARD has the nerve to publicly tweet that "i tried to have a show with u.. But u didnt show any importance". Wait...wait...wait. You TRIED to have a show? No bitch, you tried to have a FREE show, and got shot down.

Bitch, please.

I still felt the need to send several tweets about timewasters, and that I will ALWAYS be up for a skype show. SMH.

PrincessLuna
02-02-2013, 12:58 AM
Oh god, I saw that go down. I was like "YOU GO GURL"

CurvyWinona
02-02-2013, 02:10 AM
Not really on cam but through messages on SM..

I have a lot of messages from guys while I am ONLINE.... asking me if i do things in my show, what toys I have, can we do a show, or something.. WHY THE FUCK DO THEY HAVE TO SEND MESSAGES TO ME? Cant they just go in my room and talk to me? ugh. definitely time wasters.

VoluptiousBriadda
02-02-2013, 02:17 AM
Not really on cam but through messages on SM..

I have a lot of messages from guys while I am ONLINE.... asking me if i do things in my show, what toys I have, can we do a show, or something.. WHY THE FUCK DO THEY HAVE TO SEND MESSAGES TO ME? Cant they just go in my room and talk to me? ugh. definitely time wasters.

i know what ya mean...i dont have time to constantly check my messages while im working,and inevitably someone,usually guys that have taken me private before, always messages me with something like " hey you up for a 4 hr exclusive? daddy got paaaid today :) " then 20 min later " well i guess ill just see you next time beautiful,i guess youre super busy tonight..."

ok what in the fuckidy fuck dude?! if you know im online,take your lazy ass into my room instead of PM'ing me if you want a show that bad! jesussss!

CarmenF
02-02-2013, 07:44 PM
Not camming tonight but I am on chat to sell stuff, talk and dirty talk.
A guy chats me and since awhile ago he told me clearly he only wanted to cam, I tell him straight away I am not camming.
"Why?"
I ask him why he isn't at work now.
He doesn't understand and I tell him that it's the same type of question. He says that I am online... I ask him what does that change. He says never mind.
Fuck you it's my fucking business why I don't cam tonight. WHY. Why did your mum give birth to an idiot you fucktwat.

PrincessLuna
02-02-2013, 11:34 PM
Holy hell the amount of back-to-back stupid that just came through my room is astounding.

Guy1: Do you like, live in Mongolia or something?
-blocked because he did this the other day-

Guy2: Take it off

Me: Go private

Guy2: Let's go then.

Guy3: hello beautiful
can you stand so i can see that sexy body

Me: You'll have to go private ^_~


Guy3: cmon bitch im trying to catch that nut just stand up whore that what your here for if you dont want to do it get a real job slut

-guy 3 blocked-

Guy2: i ran out of money dammit

Guy4: horny, are you hon ? call me for hot phone fuck -his number-

-Guy 4 blocked-

Guy2: just boob

-guy 2 blocked-

Is it a full moon or something????

selinas
02-03-2013, 10:33 AM
Some guy keeps whining about how expensive I am, and giving me the usual commands like "tease me bb" "take off shirt bb". I tell him that if he wants to see me naked, he needs to pay. To this he replies:
"i have 15 prefered girls in my list but u cant go in my list...too boring"

Oh no! I better lower my rate to 0.99, so the broke douchebags won't think I'm boring!

KillKeely
02-03-2013, 03:08 PM
Idiot : WHAT DO ME WIN FOR RAFFLE HUH HORE
Idiot : HUHHH HUHHHH
Me : "all the details are on my profile! but we get to have a skype dateee and lots of other valentines goodies, im nn but itll be pretty awesome regardless ;)"
Idiot : HOW MANY TICK RS 1000 GET ME HUH
Me : i tell him how many and repeat im a nonnude model. just in case.
Idiot : OKKKA U HAVE DUNUT???!
Me : ...
Idiot : DUNUTTTTTTTTTTTT DUNUT
Idiot : DUNUT DUNUT DUNUT
Me : ... o.o (finger hovering over ban button)
**Idiot tips 1000 tokens**
Me : WOW thankyOU! (does my regular sweetness and exclaim how awesome it is etc etc and how he gets raffle tickets)
Idiot : OK DUNUT AROUND MY DIK
Idiot : U EAT IT OFF
Me : "... i dont have a donut, sorry... i can look at your cam if you like?" O.O
Idiot : NO EAT IT OFF MY DIK NOW
Me : ...
Idiot : IN REAL LIFE NOT HERE COME HERE
Idiot : I TIPPED U
Idiot : or did i overtip RLY bad HUH HUH DUNUT
Idiot : DUNUT ON DIK NOW
Idiot : UR MOTH NOW DIK NOW

then he left.

wtf just happened?! my room went hysterical and i was just speechless.

Sunnylexie
02-04-2013, 11:00 AM
^^ Imagine the donut thing said in Homer Simpson voice.

Jaana
02-04-2013, 11:01 AM
This is more amusing than annoying, but last night I had a regular tip me 20 GOLD just because, and someone in the "free chat", aka the land of no credit cards, was like "bb show ass i give u 20 more gold"

lul.

MommieLongLegs
02-04-2013, 02:49 PM
I hate the "I'm new" "it's my first day" "i don't know how" "what do i do" guys who act like they can't figure out how to go private or tip. There's a big ass yellow button right under my video that says 'enter my private show' which is next to the 'gold' button. If you actually clicked it, you'd see the prices.

Attempting to waste my time like this gets them ignored.

VoluptiousBriadda
02-04-2013, 03:25 PM
Idiot : WHAT DO ME WIN FOR RAFFLE HUH HORE
Idiot : HUHHH HUHHHH
Me : "all the details are on my profile! but we get to have a skype dateee and lots of other valentines goodies, im nn but itll be pretty awesome regardless ;)"
Idiot : HOW MANY TICK RS 1000 GET ME HUH
Me : i tell him how many and repeat im a nonnude model. just in case.
Idiot : OKKKA U HAVE DUNUT???!
Me : ...
Idiot : DUNUTTTTTTTTTTTT DUNUT
Idiot : DUNUT DUNUT DUNUT
Me : ... o.o (finger hovering over ban button)
**Idiot tips 1000 tokens**
Me : WOW thankyOU! (does my regular sweetness and exclaim how awesome it is etc etc and how he gets raffle tickets)
Idiot : OK DUNUT AROUND MY DIK
Idiot : U EAT IT OFF
Me : "... i dont have a donut, sorry... i can look at your cam if you like?" O.O
Idiot : NO EAT IT OFF MY DIK NOW
Me : ...
Idiot : IN REAL LIFE NOT HERE COME HERE
Idiot : I TIPPED U
Idiot : or did i overtip RLY bad HUH HUH DUNUT
Idiot : DUNUT ON DIK NOW
Idiot : UR MOTH NOW DIK NOW

then he left.

wtf just happened?! my room went hysterical and i was just speechless.

bet youll never look at a Krispy Kreme the same way again ;P

CurvyWinona
02-04-2013, 04:13 PM
I hate the "I'm new" "it's my first day" "i don't know how" "what do i do" guys who act like they can't figure out how to go private or tip. There's a big ass yellow button right under my video that says 'enter my private show' which is next to the 'gold' button. If you actually clicked it, you'd see the prices.

Attempting to waste my time like this gets them ignored.

i ban nearly every goddamn man who does that. only few of them actually paid, after i walked them through. some people dont born with common sense.

MommieLongLegs
02-04-2013, 05:22 PM
i ban nearly every goddamn man who does that. only few of them actually paid, after i walked them through. some people dont born with common sense.

I think they do know, they just wanna play the new kid in class who soaks up the teacher's attention lol. As far as I know, they've had several privates already before entering my room. Not playing that shit.

Then there's the "will you do this awfully specific thing in pvt bb?". If you say "sure in pvt hun! :)" or even a simple "yes", they leave.

I wish I could reach through the screen, grab their hair as they're leaving and punch them square in the face. Then say "ok now you're free to go". lmao

blondhottie
02-04-2013, 06:19 PM
I hate the guys who try to pull the "It's my birthday, show me something for free" scam. Hey asshole, I may be blonde, but I'm not stupid, get the fuck out of my room! LOL :)

CourtneyRaine
02-04-2013, 07:25 PM
scammer: BIG ASS BB?
me: you know it!
scammer: has tipped 5 credits
scammer: :cheekkiss
scammer: ASS K BB
me: as soon as you tip for it. Just typing out that you've sent 5 credits doesn't do shit
(scammer has left)

Ugh my gosh I HATE when guys try to pull this crap. I mean, really? Maybe I am just cranky but that always rubs me the wrong way.

CourtneyRaine
02-06-2013, 10:14 AM
'Kay, this actually happened on a dating site and not on cam so I hope it's still allowed. The guy didn't have any pictures and didn't write much in his profile.

Stranger: Good evening beautiful how r u doing tonight
Me: Fine thanks. So why no profile pic? I don't like to correspond with people unless I can see who I'm talking to and what I'm getting myself into ;)
Stranger: Because they won't load. I'm more then willing to send u pics I'm not ugly by any means so I have nothen to hide :).
Me: [Now I think, yeah right, if you had "nothen" to hide then you wouldn't be hiding, but instead I say:] That is a sweet gesture but you don't have to send me a picture. Hope you find what you're looking for on here!
Stranger: Now I understand why u women r single. It's because you are so fixated on looks you forget what it means to get to know someone lol hahah poor women
Me: This is exactly why I don't want to talk with judgemental men who are too scared to post pictures of themselves on a dating site. Did it ever occur to you that my ex plays games and I like to see a guy's picture first so I know it's not my ex trying to fuck with me on here? No? But since you have such a narrow minded view of women please do not contact me again.
Stranger: Trust me I won't!

The reason I bring this to camming connection is because it is exactly like free chat. First the guy pays you a compliment, then when you decline he turns mean. What the fuck is wrong with men??? I actually feel like I'm dealing with freeloaders on cam, these guys on this site are so arrogant and entitled. And I don't know why??? Why throw insults at someone who was "beautiful" just a few lines before, what, because she's not interested? This makes me feel like I should just say fuck dating and only interact with guys on cam. Yeah there are a lot of beggars and time wasters but at least I know once every now and then I'll get paid. I can't even say that camming has me jaded. Asshats like this guy have me jaded.

PrincessLuna
02-06-2013, 10:30 AM
Seeing things like that always makes me think of Nigeria scammers. They're purposefully over the top in order to weed out smarter people who won't fall for their ploys.

blondhottie
02-06-2013, 12:19 PM
The "show me tits/ass/pussy first and then I'll go private" guys really irk me! Everybody who says "show me this or do this first and then I'll pay" is a liar lmao.

zivlet
02-06-2013, 12:25 PM
On cam yesterday;
'Do you have a boyfriend?'
'No'
'Good you can be my girlfriend then!!'
'You want a camgirl stranger as your girlfriend?Really? lol'
'No you can change!!'
'Can I? gee thanks!'
'No problem!It's okay! You can become a nice person!'
'Everyone has a past passed'


*BLOCK*
Room is full of lols

Seriously where do these people come from?!
A passed past?WTF?

PrincessLuna
02-06-2013, 12:44 PM
What is with the sudden influx of guys asking me if I'm from Croatia??

MommieLongLegs
02-06-2013, 01:28 PM
I hate the guys who try to pull the "It's my birthday, show me something for free" scam. Hey asshole, I may be blonde, but I'm not stupid, get the fuck out of my room! LOL :)

Ha yeah next time I'm gonna say "O really? You should treat yourself and splurge on a cam show. You deserve it!" :)

HaydenBlue
02-07-2013, 01:17 AM
You are online now
*** Private Chat started with user tinono ***
HaydenBlue: hello
tinono: my love
tinono: you show po
HaydenBlue: how are you?
HaydenBlue: you like to see ass? or belly?
tinono: yes you shit on cam
HaydenBlue: so u like to see my big ass
HaydenBlue: ?
tinono: you re shit on cam
HaydenBlue: are you calling me names?!

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Sunnylexie
02-07-2013, 06:04 PM
asshat (in a $1 Gold Show): LADS HAIR IS SICK. IM GONNA PUKE
me (zooming on my hairy parts): mmm have a nice one!

It's even more stupid for me having ALL-HAIRY!!!! warnings everywhere I can place them.

PrincessLuna
02-07-2013, 11:04 PM
Just got this in my chat:

Wanna play with the Gold Fairy? 5 Gold for a flash now, and the best flasher of the night gets 30 gold. TYPE YES TO PLAY!!!

WAT? No, nononono.

MissSeraphim
02-08-2013, 01:45 AM
Not ON cam but on MGF one of the most "I want to pull my hair out moments," I've had there yet. I almost think it's because he's actually educated, yet still an ass!

This is in response to me mentioning how awesome it is he works on computers and how that's going to be what I go to college for. This is about the most annoying part:
"if you don't go out and do it now it will be too late and more difficult. Of course i'm not saying you won't achieve it, but it wont be fun. And also you don't need to "get off of your ass" to learn about computers. There is something new and magical around called "The Internet". you use a search engine, and BOOM, you've got a shit ton of info."

Yes, because I have nooo idea about the interwebs, right? Also, I'm 20. I am currently the normal age of a college student. It's not like I'm 60 trying to finish high school.


"Thanks about my Tattoo. i had wanted it for a long time, and when i finally graduated college; i got it last year. :) i love it and want another one. it is pretty original and i've got many compliments on it. you don't really see cool computers on peoples arms :]"
Um yeah..I get it. I said it was kool. Could we have maybe left it at thank you instead of going on about how awesome you think you are?

"you agree with "some of my list" what don't you agree with?" To clarify, I never said I didn't agree wth any of it. I just said I agree with some stuff on there. I was actually a little dumbfounded as to what to say to this. I thought I would inflate his ego more by letting him know I just didn't give a shit about the rest lol

"and on customs, my requirements are 1080p video, usually recorded with hd video cameras or the c920 logitech.
what I want, is cutoff shorts, booty shaking, ass spreading, asshole closeups, asshole fucking, asshole gaping, being told "i love you" and my name involved, and lots of views of your pretty face. but mainly asshole worship "

I NEVER insinuated I wanted to make a custom for him. and for fucking fuck fuck fuckity fucks sake, I will not tell this asshole or any others that I "love them" I'm a great actress but I doubt that would come through with a straight face..or without puking. He's very obviously...alone. For many reasons.

IsobelWren
02-08-2013, 10:28 AM
"...being told i love you' and my name involved..."


http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5xgwiuoeo1ql5xgr.gif

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/nah-man.gif

justanothercamgirl
02-08-2013, 02:17 PM
This is in response to me mentioning how awesome it is he works on computers and how that's going to be what I go to college for. This is about the most annoying part:
"if you don't go out and do it now it will be too late and more difficult. Of course i'm not saying you won't achieve it, but it wont be fun. And also you don't need to "get off of your ass" to learn about computers. There is something new and magical around called "The Internet". you use a search engine, and BOOM, you've got a shit ton of info."

Oh, I am sure when you go to apply for a job and they ask you if you have a college degree and you say 'No, but I googled a bunch of shit on the internet' they will nod their heads happily and say, "Oh that is completely on par with a degree."

What an asshat! I am so sorry you had to deal with that level of douchbaggery.

Jaana
02-08-2013, 02:28 PM
Not ON cam but on MGF one of the most "I want to pull my hair out moments," I've had there yet. I almost think it's because he's actually educated, yet still an ass!

This is in response to me mentioning how awesome it is he works on computers and how that's going to be what I go to college for. This is about the most annoying part:
"if you don't go out and do it now it will be too late and more difficult. Of course i'm not saying you won't achieve it, but it wont be fun. And also you don't need to "get off of your ass" to learn about computers. There is something new and magical around called "The Internet". you use a search engine, and BOOM, you've got a shit ton of info."

Yes, because I have nooo idea about the interwebs, right? Also, I'm 20. I am currently the normal age of a college student. It's not like I'm 60 trying to finish high school.


"Thanks about my Tattoo. i had wanted it for a long time, and when i finally graduated college; i got it last year. :) i love it and want another one. it is pretty original and i've got many compliments on it. you don't really see cool computers on peoples arms :]"
Um yeah..I get it. I said it was kool. Could we have maybe left it at thank you instead of going on about how awesome you think you are?

"you agree with "some of my list" what don't you agree with?" To clarify, I never said I didn't agree wth any of it. I just said I agree with some stuff on there. I was actually a little dumbfounded as to what to say to this. I thought I would inflate his ego more by letting him know I just didn't give a shit about the rest lol

"and on customs, my requirements are 1080p video, usually recorded with hd video cameras or the c920 logitech.
what I want, is cutoff shorts, booty shaking, ass spreading, asshole closeups, asshole fucking, asshole gaping, being told "i love you" and my name involved, and lots of views of your pretty face. but mainly asshole worship "

I NEVER insinuated I wanted to make a custom for him. and for fucking fuck fuck fuckity fucks sake, I will not tell this asshole or any others that I "love them" I'm a great actress but I doubt that would come through with a straight face..or without puking. He's very obviously...alone. For many reasons.I did a video for this guy. He's a cocky fuck and he never even thanked me for my video. He does pay, but he's ungrateful.

MissSassyPickles
02-08-2013, 04:28 PM
Sounds like someone's mom never said "I love you."

Rosse
02-08-2013, 04:33 PM
on cam

Slave: too expensive
change to $1.99

::) bossy slave lol

zivlet
02-08-2013, 06:02 PM
Sounds like someone's mom never said "I love you."

Neither did mine but I'm not a complete retard!Ugh that kind of mentality makes me sick-what kind of a person is like that?!What ELSE are they capable of.. (I think too much)!

I had a 'Slave' begging me to do a 45 minute show on skype for £20!WTF?! I said you're not a very good 'slave' are you?!

MissSeraphim
02-08-2013, 07:28 PM
lol you girls are awesome. Totally made me feel better about the situation...im going to go block him now. Kind of wanted to see a response, but I'm pretty sure I liked the ones here better.
Jaana, that's kinda what I expected.

CourtneyRaine
02-08-2013, 08:08 PM
So this guy "moneytoburn" is talking in my free chat about how I'm all cute and crap. Ever notice how guys with money in their name NEVER pay? Like, ever? So he starts going on and on about his 11" dick and tells me his cam is on if I want to peek. "I only peek for tips or in private chat."

moneytoburn: oh i thought u might have wanted to see if i was for real lol
me: nah, I'm only interested in doing shows on here
moneytoburn: where u from
me: are you going to do a show with me? because if not I don't feel the need to answer that question
moneytoburn: holy shit, were just talking
moneytoburn: must be from cuntsville

Yep, I must be a total cunt for not wanting to waste even more time on someone who has no intention of paying me for a service. I'd better stop what I'm doing and focus all of my attention on this dude and ignore all the other guys in my room who are actually interested in a show. I'll get right on that.

OpheliaBlack
02-08-2013, 08:14 PM
I hate the guys who try to pull the "It's my birthday, show me something for free" scam. Hey asshole, I may be blonde, but I'm not stupid, get the fuck out of my room! LOL :)

This has happened to me twice within the last two days. One each day, lol. They both give me some sob story about how no one will be doing anything with them for their birthday, and that if I'm awesome, I should give them something for free. Yeaaaaaaaaaah, no.

BrightAndClaire
02-09-2013, 03:06 AM
This same guy has come into my room each day for the past 3 days, and every time, he asks if I'd be willing to worship Satan in exclusive chat.

I'm not offended and I really don't think Satan is putting too much weight on the words of a camgirl who will probably be positioning her face just off camera so random Satanist custie can't see her rolling her eyes. But despite repeatedly coming back and asking me variations of the same idea, he won't pay up.

Today was extra special.

He: "Would you write 666 across your tits?"
Me: "Sure baby, I'll use this red lipstick I have right here."
He: "Would you praise Lucifer?"
Me: "Sure baby, Baphomet too."
He: "I'm masturbating into the pages of a Bible."
Me: *skeeved out, but keeping a straight face* "Oh really? What chapter and verse?"
He: "Revelations."
Me: "Naturally."

At this point he stops talking and, after several more minutes, abruptly logs off.

Next time he shows up I'm going to blast some Norwegian death metal, put red plastic Halloween horns on my head, and tell him I'll recite the Lord's Prayer backwards. He'll probably jizz in his pants and then never come back.

VoluptiousBriadda
02-09-2013, 04:25 AM
This same guy has come into my room each day for the past 3 days, and every time, he asks if I'd be willing to worship Satan in exclusive chat.

I'm not offended and I really don't think Satan is putting too much weight on the words of a camgirl who will probably be positioning her face just off camera so random Satanist custie can't see her rolling her eyes. But despite repeatedly coming back and asking me variations of the same idea, he won't pay up.

Today was extra special.

He: "Would you write 666 across your tits?"
Me: "Sure baby, I'll use this red lipstick I have right here."
He: "Would you praise Lucifer?"
Me: "Sure baby, Baphomet too."
He: "I'm masturbating into the pages of a Bible."
Me: *skeeved out, but keeping a straight face* "Oh really? What chapter and verse?"
He: "Revelations."
Me: "Naturally."

At this point he stops talking and, after several more minutes, abruptly logs off.

Next time he shows up I'm going to blast some Norwegian death metal, put red plastic Halloween horns on my head, and tell him I'll recite the Lord's Prayer backwards. He'll probably jizz in his pants and then never come back.

Hrrmm....Im gonna go out on a limb here and say the reason he wont pay up is bc youre humoring his fetish in free chat.Not trying to critique your hustle hun,just sayin',youll continue to go unpaid if you keep catering to him by talking to him about it at all in free.If it were me,Id confront him the next time he came into my room- which could always be done either passive aggressively or just straight up cam cunt style lol Sometimes these guys DO pay,but usually only once theyve been confronted and know theyre about to get banned.Of course,thats the minority,bc most dont intend to pay at all,theyre just looking for someone,ANYONE to talk about their fetish with them so they can get off!

IsobelWren
02-09-2013, 08:05 AM
He'll probably jizz in his pants and then never come back.

You got the first part right. The second part, not so much, since he's been back three times. I'm sure it was entertaining, coming up with come backs for him, but I guarantee you he's jerking off that whole time, getting off and then leaving, potentially while thinking he really got one over on you.

:/ Sorry.

MommieLongLegs
02-09-2013, 12:02 PM
What chapter and verse?"
He: "Revelations."


I'd just like to point out that Revelations is a book, not a chapter nor verse lol.

But anyway, definitely do not talk about ANY fetish in free chat. That includes answering questions with 'yes' because, sadly, they will jack off and leave without ever paying.

At this point, I just put in my room topic that I do dirty talk/fetish in Exclusive, so when a guy talks about a fetish, I'll tell him to please read my room topic (and the main fetishes I do are on my profile). If it's something I don't do, like incest, I'll simply ignore or say "sorry hun". If it's offensive to me, like rape role play, I'll ban.

If he's serious, he'll usually say 'ok' and go private. If not, he'll leave, sometimes after insulting me first ('whatever ur ugly neway') or trying to make me feel guilty (I was gonna do a long pvt but now im not cuz ur mean). lol

CourtneyRaine
02-09-2013, 12:46 PM
jerk face: are your nipples pink or brown?
me: They're brown. I'm really brown. Have you ever seen someone as dark as me with pink nipples? That was a silly questions.
jerk face: I meant to ask if they're light or dark
me: dark
jerk face: are they big?
me: you can find out if you tip to see them
jerk face: can you just show me your areolas? Not the nipple, just the areola
me: [annoyed now] you need to either tip or fuck out
jerk face: i was going to tip you until you told me to get the fuck out
jerk face: your lost

My LOST indeed, lol. Because after interrogating me on the exact size, shape, color, and texture of my nipples you were *totally* going to pay me after I showed you. Riiiiiiiiiiight.

BrightAndClaire
02-09-2013, 01:01 PM
Hrrmm....Im gonna go out on a limb here and say the reason he wont pay up is bc youre humoring his fetish in free chat.Not trying to critique your hustle hun,just sayin',youll continue to go unpaid if you keep catering to him by talking to him about it at all in free.If it were me,Id confront him the next time he came into my room- which could always be done either passive aggressively or just straight up cam cunt style lol Sometimes these guys DO pay,but usually only once theyve been confronted and know theyre about to get banned.Of course,thats the minority,bc most dont intend to pay at all,theyre just looking for someone,ANYONE to talk about their fetish with them so they can get off!

By all means, critique my hustle! I've only just finished my 3rd week on SM, I've never done anything remotely like this before (I came to this after a long time of trying and failing to find a job in the field I have a masters degree in), and though I feel like I did really well and already have several devoted fans, I have no idea what to do about the fetishists. I'm sure everyone gets the guys who want to see your feet, for instance, but I can't tell if they just have a specific need for a certain kind of foot or if they are just going to get off on a 2 second glimpse of my toes. I want to accommodate but I don't want to sound like a total cunt.

This may be a subject for another thread, but I posted this story here because it's both stupid and kind of hilarious...