View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
MissAdriana
02-14-2013, 05:09 PM
cust: "seems like a waste of space..."
me: you shouldn't talk about yourself
BAN
tlulu
02-14-2013, 05:50 PM
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-m9rsBJP6e6A/UR2F4rd-eKI/AAAAAAAAAuo/9kCJuH4bC2I/s308/white_11_fascinating.jpg
Sunnylexie
02-15-2013, 01:36 AM
Tonight I am camming with my mom around so not doing any nude shows, just tipped flashes and non-adult stuff (my room doesnt have a lock and mom doesnt know how to knock before entering). So this douche is hanging around in my chat demanding that I do a show for him NOW, although my room topic clearly says I am not alone and will not go nude. This is what he says after I explain him again why I can not do what he wants:
BraindeadDouche: You dont look like you are up for any fun
BraindeadDouche: Wonder how you are making $$$$$$ at all
BraindeadDouche: Good luck
BraindeadDouche: Bye -
- and he stays in my room, probably thinking im gonna risk my family happiness and do the show just to prove I am up for some fun. He doesn't leave even after I say I'm gonna ban him - which I do in the end.
CarmenF
02-15-2013, 02:37 AM
I get guys asking why i m not caming now, because apparently being logged in mgf means i m ready to pound my pussy for them anytime.
when they ask why i m not camming i ask why they are not at work.
do they think asking us fucking dumbass questions will make us turn on cam or get naked?
TheBrownFox
02-15-2013, 08:05 AM
On Streamate:
"You're too nice to be on this site."
*sigh*
When he tipped enough for a video, I sent him a not-so-innocent dildo play video of mine that has dirty talk in it. LOL!
BrightAndClaire
02-15-2013, 01:24 PM
On Streamate:
"You're too nice to be on this site."
*sigh*
Every now and then I'll get someone who tries to "save" me and asks me what it would take to get me to stop camming. Never mind the hypocrisy of them asking me something like that while they themselves are logged into a cam site. I started off by telling them that I'm happy doing what I'm doing, but if they persist, or offer to buy me "anything I want", I straight up tell them, "Okay, I have $50,000 in student loans, monthly rent and utilities, and lots of medical bills. Can you take care of all that?"
Douchebags always leave when shit gets real.
BrightAndClaire
02-15-2013, 01:31 PM
Two days ago, on SM, I have a nice buzz going in my room when something strange happens.
SMweirdo has logged on
SMweirdo IM HERE TRISHA
Me: Hello weirdo...who's Trisha?
SMweirdo IM HERE TRISHA I GOT ON
Me: Uh, 'kay... *ignores him for a bit in the hopes that he goes away or starts talking sense*
SMweirdo IM HERE TRISHA! trisha told me to get accunt hear and im here and shes waching me
Me: She's watching you...in MY room? What? I'm not Trisha, dude.
SMweirdo TRISHA I FOUND IT IM HERE
Me: *ban*
:O
Sunnylexie
02-15-2013, 09:36 PM
^^I get them once in a while. There probably is a SM's ad somewhere featuring your picture and saying something like "Trisha, %yourhometownname%, looking for a fuck-buddy", or it is a yahoo chatbot linking people to your room.
ShayBaby
02-16-2013, 03:52 AM
lol. i can see why this thread has so many responses...losta dumb ass mother fuckers online! I feel you guys.
So I had a MODEL come on and say to me 'who do you think you are, Miss Universe??' cause of my token request before i go topless. I'm sorry...but wtf??
first of all, why do u care what i do? second..if i'm charging too much how is that hurting you??? third of all i have no patience for catty bitches.
MommieLongLegs
02-16-2013, 11:06 AM
I had an interesting day on mfc the other day.
somechick: hey ur profile says ur straight. i hope ur not really! are u bi?
me: if i was bi, I would've put bi...(I'd flash if she tipped though ;))
somechick: can u add me to ur friends? id love to talk about some things
me *ignore, seeing as it clearly says in my room top it's x tokens for friend add. I could care less if it's a girl, if she pays*
*I'm looking for a song on youtube, then go back to mfc chat
somechick: *still talking* and as a model I would've blocked that guy for that remark. I used to work on jasmin, so I blah blah blah (...)
*I scroll up to see what guy said
CanadianBoy: fuckin niggers should have their own site *he'd already left*
Me: O wasn't even paying attn, but I'm glad I didn't see it because anyone who posts things like that in a public area is looking for a reaction (like OMG it's BLACK History Month! How could you say such a thing! *nope, won't give you the satisfaction)
*he comes back and I silently ban, though I wanted to say "O hey it's the nigger guy! Just so you know 'nigger' is now OK! Say it to the biggest Black guy you see today and I SWEAR he will hi-five you! But if you WANT to offend, you should be more original. 'Nigger' as a racial slur is centuries old now"...
*anyway...
somechick: and 'nice guy in room who tipped' is like that too.
Me: like what? He's racist? He hasn't said that to me...(and he tipped nicely)
guy: why did my name come up?
somechick: he'll say a model is a guy when there's a model in the room
Me:...
guy: idk what you're talkin about but I'm here to see her. I don't give a shit what you are.
somechick: well i see ur straight like your profile says. byyee
----------------------
.......yeah and models are blocked from my room. 'She' was a 'premium' member with no tokens lol
BrightAndClaire
02-16-2013, 03:22 PM
^^I get them once in a while. There probably is a SM's ad somewhere featuring your picture and saying something like "Trisha, %yourhometownname%, looking for a fuck-buddy", or it is a yahoo chatbot linking people to your room.
Seems...confusing and counterproductive. This explains a lot.
MissAdriana
02-16-2013, 04:38 PM
"shut up you stupid feminist cunt"
banhammer time
LaceyCummings
02-17-2013, 12:52 AM
doof: Hi sweetie
doof: Can you take it off
me: yeah baby, in pvt
doof: I am horny
doof: Nude
doof: Boobs
doof: What up
me: money
me:gold
me: tips
me: pvt
shane has logged on
doof: I have no money no job
doof: Boobs
doof has been blocked
shane: hey beautiful how are you
me: *speaking response*
shane: sorry I cant hear you
me: i type in exc
me: tip gold if you have ?s
shane: I can hear you now yay ...
O rly? Fuck you shane. I should have blocked "shane" by merit of that dumbassery alone, but I didn't, and he proved to be a typical attention-seeker. He kept asking me if my shift had been busy and then accused me of "really liking tips" because I asked him if he was interested in a show.
I just love how he could magically hear me when he found out he wasn't going to get individual attention for free.
And also too...
Today, I was annoyed by the scenario in which a guy asks for something in free chat, I tell him that it can only occur in exclusive, and he, for whatever reason takes this as an invitation to enter premium chat and badger me to do the thing I have just told him was only in exclusive. One guy was being so insistent, that I had to repeat myself 3 times. Meanwhile, premium chat filled up with 2 more customers. Eventually, I typed to the guy who wouldn't stop asking, "ONLY IN EXCLUSIVE." I guess he got the point, because he left, and so did one of the other 2 premium customers. That shit really gets on my nerves. Luckily the other guy who wandered in was a reg, and is easy to please. I hate having to lay down the law in premium chat, because it can ruin the mood for innocent bystanders in the chat. I feel like it ruins the mood whether I stop to verbally say something, or whether I stop to type to the offender individually. I could always ignore the guy barking orders to conform to his fetish in premium, but I worry I'll get a poor rating. GRRRR!
MissSeraphim
02-17-2013, 05:55 PM
Had a guy in my room last night that was just sooo annoying. Another "newbie" to camming. I had my larger realistic dildo on the desk in front of me and he just kept saying the dumbest things. First he asked if it was a real cock, it's kind of deceiving without seeing the end so I showed him the base. He got all freaked out by it saying it's not okay, and it's so unnatural, it needs to be connected to a body blah blah frikin blah. I told him the point of it was to be very real. Then he said I'm pretty but I should go to the gym I was like wow that's rude. He said "sorry I'm new to this" New to what? Being an annoying asshole? and the ban hammer raised.
KimKlass
02-17-2013, 09:23 PM
Weirdo: Big nose
Me: Why would you talk about your mom like that, that's not very nice
Sunnylexie
02-17-2013, 09:36 PM
I was giving an 1-gold(!) 10-min masturbation gold show. Due to some glitch, the picture froze after like 5 minutes. I wasnt paying much attention to what guys were typing so didnt stop it after it froze. Here is what I got when it was over.
michelo_rodrigo: sorry about itgot to write to the support(
Me: do please.
i am going too
michelo_rodrigo: I want my money
michelo_rodrigo: perra
michelo_rodrigo: that's called stealing
michelo_rodrigo: mmg
michelo_rodrigo: mmg
coņo
coņo
quiero mi dinero
perra
that's called stealing
So, seeing me masturbate for 5 minutes wasnt worth a dollar. Ok. You can take that buck elsewhere and see what it buys you.
KimKlass
02-17-2013, 09:52 PM
Weirdo: Big nose
Me: Why would you talk about your mom like that, that's not very nice
MissSeraphim
02-18-2013, 12:09 AM
Had quite a few doozies tonight..
First one..
A guy pms me and asks if I escort. I told him no. He goes on to say he will pay me $100 for a half hour date, to which I said that's nice but I don't meet. He ended up raising it to $400 (those are the moment I wish I was savy to escorting lol) but then I tell him I don't travel and I live where there is no where to go for a nice date. His reply?
"Well we can find a motel/hotel" OMFG! He pissed me off. I told him off about how escorting isn't prostituting and he should stop using the wrong terminology to trick people, and the informed him that going to a pissy hotel isn't a date. "We can go to dinner first"..I banned him.
The next one was a guy trying to get me to puke for him. I told him I would try in private. He kept saying "start getting sick so it's natural, I'll go get tokens brb"
to which I would just say ok. and he would repeat the same thing a minute later. This fuck was trying to get me to start trying to puke in free chat. I told him he was pissing me off and banned him.
BrightAndClaire
02-18-2013, 03:31 PM
Last night I had a new one. Someone came into my room and claimed to have been a Streamate model back in 2010 or so, and wanted to know how it was going, how I was doing, etc. It was pleasant enough at first, though I avoided giving direct answers. Then:
WannaBeManager: You really should be making $500/night
Me: That'd be nice.
WannaBeManager: Let's talk somewhere less busy. Here's my Skype: [redacted]
WannaBeManager: You find me, and we'll figure out how to get you making more money.
Me: Uh huh. *kick*
Bitch, I might be new to camming, but I'm not stupid.
RaineyLane
02-18-2013, 06:52 PM
feetlovingdouchebag: Hey, I'm in San Jose! Meet up for dinner sometime?
me: Well if you ever want to meet me, you'd have to put in some serious work!
douche: Oh, believe me, I'd work on you! PM me?
me: 50 tokens for PM's
douche is gone in .02 seconds!
WTF?! LOL! Dude couldn't even cough up 50 tokens (>$5) to PM?! How the hell could he afford to even take me to dinner?! And when I said "serious work on me," I meant, spend serious dough! Guy can't even tip 50 measly tokens! LMAO!
I know it's been said before but I can't resist: "If the guys asks to meet in real life, he WON'T pay!"
Noelle_Noir
02-18-2013, 09:01 PM
:OI have not cammed in a week because last weekend the flu crept up on me like nothing other,but last week I was on MFC as some of you know that is not my normal site so I am trying too figure everything out on there and then this happens....
I get a pm from a Guest1234(I don't remember the number) and some freak asked me if I was into INCEST,so my naive ass was like"What do you mean,you want me too call you Daddy??" and the responded "No,like real incest" and I think he could tell before I could type anything by the look on my face exactly what I was thinking,so then he/she was like "Guess not" and I looked straight at the cam with the thousand yard stare and said "Not on your fucking life" He jetted before I could Ban him.
I am still freaked out,all the other guys in my room were like are you ok whats wrong because before that happened m room was jammin and I was chatting with a few guys on there...I had too log off after that,and have not been back on since.
VoluptiousBriadda
02-19-2013, 11:08 AM
:OI have not cammed in a week because last weekend the flu crept up on me like nothing other,but last week I was on MFC as some of you know that is not my normal site so I am trying too figure everything out on there and then this happens....
I get a pm from a Guest1234(I don't remember the number) and some freak asked me if I was into INCEST,so my naive ass was like"What do you mean,you want me too call you Daddy??" and the responded "No,like real incest" and I think he could tell before I could type anything by the look on my face exactly what I was thinking,so then he/she was like "Guess not" and I looked straight at the cam with the thousand yard stare and said "Not on your fucking life" He jetted before I could Ban him.
I am still freaked out,all the other guys in my room were like are you ok whats wrong because before that happened m room was jammin and I was chatting with a few guys on there...I had too log off after that,and have not been back on since.
Aaaaaand he certainly isnt going to be the last guy that asks you that either.Some days youll get bestiality guys,some days the "will you shit on your chair and then rub it all in your hair?" guys,still other days you get the incest dudes,or you get a combination of the 3 plus many other types of taboo guys.Its just a fact of camming and comes with the territory.Im assuming you havent been camming too long,otherwise you would have already dealt with tons of these guys,REGARDLESS of which is your home site.
I dont want you to think Im being harsh,Im not meaning to be,I just want you to realize that thats why you have to grow an incredibly tough skin if you're going to be a camgirl.You absolutely CAN NOT take their comments to heart or let them phase you - its needs to be more of perfecting that 1,000 yrd stare and hitting the ban button,less of freaking out and not logging back in bc of something one custy said to you.
What he asked really wasnt that bad,believe me,Ive heard MUCH MUUUUUCCCHHH worse just in the short time that Ive been camming - Im sure the vets have heard some shit that would curl your hair lol Keep in mind that not ALL guys that ask stuff like that are really into taboo- some will troll your room and ask you shit like that JUST to get a rise out of you or to see your reaction.Others may ask you but not actually perform real incest - sometimes taboo fantasies turn ppl on just BECAUSE its so taboo-but they dont have the intention to actually follow through with it (many will fully admit that it sickens them that it turns them on at all,and that they even feel betrayed by their body for reacting to said stimuli) The issue of taboo is hotly debated amongst camgirls,to the point that several threads relating to it have been shut down lately.
You dont have to like it at all,or perform those type of shows,but you certainly DO have to let it roll off of your back and not get to you,otherwise youll be logging off and upset constantly and youll obviously never make money that way! You had a room full of guys (aka potential $$$$$) but one small question got to you so bad that not only did you leave your entire room,but you havent been back on since! Youre losing yourself a ton of money darlin'! HE is sooooo not worth YOUR MONEY,no custy ever ever evaaarrrrr is!Hell,many ladies use these guys to their advantage and roleplay with them (skirting around the rules of course,such as saying theyre a stepmother instead of real mother etc) and usually bank,when they can get the dude to actually pay that is lol
I know its hard to hear taboo questions/comments at first for some ladies,but you just have to learn to not even bat an eyelash and just ban when you see those comments or questions. I never even think twice about them now-the only thing that goes through my head is "Whoopsie,let me ban this sucka real quick.Goddammit! Stop logging in for two sec ppl so I can ban this guy instead of clicking on every new viewer that comes in!" In fact,these guys often make for great entertainment-while I dont condone EVER making fun of someone elses sexual preferences or fetishes,when I get someone who is an obvious troll,it can be quite hysterical to read their comments out loud to your room or to type it out here on SW.
It gets easier the longer you cam hun,I promise :hug:
BrightAndClaire
02-19-2013, 12:00 PM
What he asked really wasnt that bad,believe me,Ive heard MUCH MUUUUUCCCHHH worse just in the short time that Ive been camming - Im sure the vets have heard some shit that would curl your hair lol
Not that I'm a vet--far from it, I just crossed the finish line on my fourth week camming. But damn, daddy/daughter is pretty tame, and I've gotten plenty of guys who say they want to do brother/sister stuff but then they never pay (I think they are disappointed when I don't flinch, or something, and then they run off embarrassed).
My favorite one so far in the freaky-taboo genre, though, was this guy:
CallTheASPCA: woo, sexy lady! my dogs would have fun with you!
Me: [deadpan] Your dogs would, huh.
CallTheASPCA: mmmmmmmmmmmm yeah, you like that idea bb?
Me: Nope, have a terrible allergy to dogs, I'd break out in a really unsexy rash.
CallTheASPCA: *flees, no doubt with tail between legs*
Noelle_Noir
02-19-2013, 04:27 PM
Aaaaaand he certainly isnt going to be the last guy that asks you that either.Some days youll get bestiality guys,some days the "will you shit on your chair and then rub it all in your hair?" guys,still other days you get the incest dudes,or you get a combination of the 3 plus many other types of taboo guys.Its just a fact of camming and comes with the territory.Im assuming you havent been camming too long,otherwise you would have already dealt with tons of these guys,REGARDLESS of which is your home site.
I dont want you to think Im being harsh,Im not meaning to be,I just want you to realize that thats why you have to grow an incredibly tough skin if you're going to be a camgirl.You absolutely CAN NOT take their comments to heart or let them phase you - its needs to be more of perfecting that 1,000 yrd stare and hitting the ban button,less of freaking out and not logging back in bc of something one custy said to you.
What he asked really wasnt that bad,believe me,Ive heard MUCH MUUUUUCCCHHH worse just in the short time that Ive been camming - Im sure the vets have heard some shit that would curl your hair lol Keep in mind that not ALL guys that ask stuff like that are really into taboo- some will troll your room and ask you shit like that JUST to get a rise out of you or to see your reaction.Others may ask you but not actually perform real incest - sometimes taboo fantasies turn ppl on just BECAUSE its so taboo-but they dont have the intention to actually follow through with it (many will fully admit that it sickens them that it turns them on at all,and that they even feel betrayed by their body for reacting to said stimuli) The issue of taboo is hotly debated amongst camgirls,to the point that several threads relating to it have been shut down lately.
You dont have to like it at all,or perform those type of shows,but you certainly DO have to let it roll off of your back and not get to you,otherwise youll be logging off and upset constantly and youll obviously never make money that way! You had a room full of guys (aka potential $$$$$) but one small question got to you so bad that not only did you leave your entire room,but you havent been back on since! Youre losing yourself a ton of money darlin'! HE is sooooo not worth YOUR MONEY,no custy ever ever evaaarrrrr is!Hell,many ladies use these guys to their advantage and roleplay with them (skirting around the rules of course,such as saying theyre a stepmother instead of real mother etc) and usually bank,when they can get the dude to actually pay that is lol
I know its hard to hear taboo questions/comments at first for some ladies,but you just have to learn to not even bat an eyelash and just ban when you see those comments or questions. I never even think twice about them now-the only thing that goes through my head is "Whoopsie,let me ban this sucka real quick.Goddammit! Stop logging in for two sec ppl so I can ban this guy instead of clicking on every new viewer that comes in!" In fact,these guys often make for great entertainment-while I dont condone EVER making fun of someone elses sexual preferences or fetishes,when I get someone who is an obvious troll,it can be quite hysterical to read their comments out loud to your room or to type it out here on SW.
It gets easier the longer you cam hun,I promise :hug:
Thank you for the advice,I needed too hear all of this.I understand everyone has their own little quirks,it just kinda caught me off guard the way it happened and I was just starting too feel like death from the flu so I kinda did overreact :)
Noelle_Noir
02-19-2013, 04:29 PM
Not that I'm a vet--far from it, I just crossed the finish line on my fourth week camming. But damn, daddy/daughter is pretty tame, and I've gotten plenty of guys who say they want to do brother/sister stuff but then they never pay (I think they are disappointed when I don't flinch, or something, and then they run off embarrassed).
My favorite one so far in the freaky-taboo genre, though, was this guy:
CallTheASPCA: woo, sexy lady! my dogs would have fun with you!
Me: [deadpan] Your dogs would, huh.
CallTheASPCA: mmmmmmmmmmmm yeah, you like that idea bb?
Me: Nope, have a terrible allergy to dogs, I'd break out in a really unsexy rash.
CallTheASPCA: *flees, no doubt with tail between legs*
LOL The name though,Bahahhah! I am cracking up!
takiaya
02-20-2013, 12:27 PM
guy: Get naked stand up and if I like what I see I will go private promise
(-.- I get these fuckers all the time)
TheBrownFox
02-20-2013, 12:53 PM
I was on MFC and then this happens....
I get a pm from a Guest1234(I don't remember the number) and some freak asked me if I was into INCEST. He jetted before I could Ban him.
The great thing about MFC is that you could still ban him even when he runs out of the room. :)
And what's up with PREMIUM MFC members naming themselves 'Guest54321' or whatever? They've paid the $20 to upgrade to premium status and choose to name themselves 'guest'??? Do they think having that name will fool models into thinking they're a guest, and lets them off the hook about chatting/tipping? LOL. That's silly because they'll still end up in the premium section of the chatroom viewers list...while the REAL guests and basics remain at the bottom.
Silly guys...lol.
PrincessLuna
02-20-2013, 01:59 PM
How you can spot any of these guys offline.
http://i47.tinypic.com/24pm0qe.jpg
BrightAndClaire
02-20-2013, 03:55 PM
This is for the dude who wanted me to do the Harlem Shake in guest chat:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XyhtcamxWo0
Noelle_Noir
02-20-2013, 04:15 PM
The great thing about MFC is that you could still ban him even when he runs out of the room. :)
And what's up with PREMIUM MFC members naming themselves 'Guest54321' or whatever? They've paid the $20 to upgrade to premium status and choose to name themselves 'guest'??? Do they think having that name will fool models into thinking they're a guest, and lets them off the hook about chatting/tipping? LOL. That's silly because they'll still end up in the premium section of the chatroom viewers list...while the REAL guests and basics remain at the bottom.
Silly guys...lol.
The funniest part was,I am so new on there that I had no idea till you mentioned that the guy was premium.
AliceFun
02-20-2013, 10:10 PM
So i got this guy in freechat on SM starting to ask questions and playing dumb, had no business so will chat with him a few mins (i dont chit-chat normally) but then invited him in pvt, he said he is cheap and need to take a decision if he should buy a pvt with me or diapers for his daughter, "pussy or diapers? big dilemma" i kicked him out telling him to come back directly in private if he wants me. he came back in freechat with "and right when i was about to buy a private with you". at this point i lost my patience & smile and blocked his sorry ass.
Sunnylexie
02-21-2013, 06:57 AM
guy: Get naked stand up and if I like what I see I will go private promise
When I get something like this my answer is "tip me 100500 GOLD and I'll fuck you when I feel like doing it, promise"
MommieLongLegs
02-21-2013, 11:15 AM
him: tell me, have you ever been raped?
me:You tell me, have you ever been diagnosed with a mental disorder?
*he leaves
Oh, did I say something offensive? You can dish it out, but can't take it I see lol
TheBrownFox
02-21-2013, 11:44 AM
he said he is cheap and need to take a decision if he should buy a pvt with me or diapers for his daughter, "pussy or diapers? big dilemma" i kicked him out telling him to come back directly in private if he wants me. he came back in freechat with "and right when i was about to buy a private with you". at this point i lost my patience & smile and blocked his sorry ass.
HAHA. They love saying "You just missed out on some money" or some other BS. Puhleeze!
You know what's funny? I also had a guy in my room who flat out told me that he's cheap...lol. Not very often that I hear a guy admit to being cheap.
CourtneyRaine
02-21-2013, 01:00 PM
he said he is cheap and need to take a decision if he should buy a pvt with me or diapers for his daughter, "pussy or diapers? big dilemma"
That is the most disgusting fucking thing I've read in a long time. I'll deal with pedo, bestiality, incest, and abusive role play guys all day long because I get it, it's a fetish. You can't help what you fantasize about. But NEVER will I tolerate a guy telling me he's contemplating neglecting his child just to see a naked woman. Fucking sick asshole. You don't even JOKE about that. I hope that man gets castrated.
AliceFun
02-21-2013, 02:03 PM
That is the most disgusting fucking thing I've read in a long time. I'll deal with pedo, bestiality, incest, and abusive role play guys all day long because I get it, it's a fetish. You can't help what you fantasize about. But NEVER will I tolerate a guy telling me he's contemplating neglecting his child just to see a naked woman. Fucking sick asshole. You don't even JOKE about that. I hope that man gets castrated.
Yes, i had the bad feeling in my stomach reading that so i decided to kick him out, anyway i think he was bullshitting me about daughter and diapers but as we cant check on it, who knows what was the truth? Bleah!!
CarmenF
02-22-2013, 05:58 PM
Idiot asking me how big my ass is. This is after 2 mins of convo, only asking about my ass.
freeloader: how many inches it it
C:i dunno it says in video how many cms it is
C:the video is me dirty talking about my ass
C:with grey light leggins
C:5:51
F:how many cms
C:lol
C:watch video and you'll know ;)
F:maybe theres a better one for that big ass
F:how many cmsss
C:not telling you for free
C:lol
F:thats not giving anything away
F:just interested
C:i wasn't born yesterday
C:i decide what's giving away
C:;)
C:many guys get off on just reading measurements
C:in fact i get paid to measure my ass
Whoops freeloader disconnected.
MommieLongLegs
02-22-2013, 07:34 PM
I walked away for a second and come back to a bunch of nonsense on my screen from some guy, something like:
testing
i been thinkin about what happened the other day
how i spent money on you, tippin you
and you got an attitude and got all fucked up with me
and other dudes in the room was sayin it too
dont worry about banning me
you already fucked up with me
---------------
ummmm I don't even know what the fuck this dude is talkin about. I looked up his name and he tipped $5 total...3 days ago. So, you mean to tell me you're fuming about something I supposedly did 3 days ago over 5 dollars? I'm pissed off 1, because he was gone before I could reply, and 2, because he posted that nonsense in public view. Not only that, but I'm nice to everyone, but you will get attitude/corrected if you give me attitude or say something inappropriate. Money doesn't change that.
Edit: I think I remember who this guy is. He tipped me $5 in $1 increments, but kept giving back-handed compliments such as
him: I bet you'd look good with makeup on that pretty face
and
him: work out those sexy legs and make them pretty for me
So, I said/typed "watch what the hell you say to me"
then he says how he didn't mean anything by it etc. and I simply said just don't say it again and that was it.
Anyway, like I said before, $ doesn't change the fact I require respect at all times in my room. Backhanded "I meant well" compliments/disses are no exception.
LoraDoll
02-22-2013, 10:09 PM
Guy: where re u from?
Me: Slovakia! (of course not)
Guy: wich city?
Me: hm, u know, i m a little shy there to share any personal info, so... :*)
Guy: Have u got another job?
Guy: I work as a waitress, at daytimes, in a hotel. ;)
Guy: Wich hotel?
*.* sneak out, he asked again and again... wondering, how dumb he thinks i am... in this case, i can pretend the dumbest dumb who lives in the world... i feel angry, and i use this rage somehow to create fake stories, and pretend, he ll know any personal info about me, in the end. Of course, i wont show anything, just keep up my time.
Keeps up 30 mins, to get all his money, or he realized in this time, he fails. donno.
LoraDoll
02-22-2013, 10:25 PM
Only freeloaders in my room... i do not respond to them.
Than, a guy ask: "are u there to make business , or are u there to ingore people"
(i work till 3yrs in this line, so i really dont know, why am i online :D)
LaceyCummings
02-23-2013, 02:41 PM
ggcokeacola9: Will u pee and poo in your panties in exclusive while tied up
Earlier this week I had a guy who wanted me to duct tape both of my own arms down to my sides....*sigh* I guess this isn't exactly impossible but....ugh....I'm starting to think of not even offering duct tape anymore. So many guys singularly want me in a position that is difficult to get out of quickly (or so they think) and then leave. I bet bondage play is a lot more fun when you have a camming partner, but those shows never seem to last long for me, and it is not worth having to pause for a few minutes to cut off tape.
Maybe I'll just stick to cuffs. I even get complaints that my cuffs aren't "real" because they have a safety latch. Give me a fucking break.
BrightAndClaire
02-23-2013, 03:57 PM
ggcokeacola9: Will u pee and poo in your panties in exclusive while tied up
Earlier this week I had a guy who wanted me to duct tape both of my own arms down to my sides....*sigh* I guess this isn't exactly impossible but....ugh....I'm starting to think of not even offering duct tape anymore. So many guys singularly want me in a position that is difficult to get out of quickly (or so they think) and then leave. I bet bondage play is a lot more fun when you have a camming partner, but those shows never seem to last long for me, and it is not worth having to pause for a few minutes to cut off tape.
Maybe I'll just stick to cuffs. I even get complaints that my cuffs aren't "real" because they have a safety latch. Give me a fucking break.
And that's why when it comes to BDSM, I stick to the -DSM part of things. I have a husband who went to pro wrestling school before he got too injured, and he's taught me a lot about how to make convincing sounds and realistic gestures without actually creating pain or soreness. I'll paddle my own ass for an hour and say "oww" a lot but it won't hurt a bit.
(And if you were wondering, no, there is no way to take a steel chair that isn't painful, but they do pre-break those tables for the Tables/Ladders/Chairs matches.)
BrightAndClaire
02-23-2013, 05:31 PM
StreamateIdiot: I just opened up my boyfriend's computer and this is what was on it
Me: (knowing for sure that I have never seen this name before) Huh, that's interesting. How do you feel about that?
StreamateIdiot: I actually think it's kinda hot. I'm checking out his porn, too.
Me: (disinterested) Mmmhmmm. Maybe you two should watch together sometime, then.
StreamateIdiot: So hot. I'm touching my clit, teehee.
Me: Yeah, no actual woman in the history of ever would say, "I'm touching my clit, teehee."
*ban*
~Carmen~
02-23-2013, 06:17 PM
StreamateIdiot: I just opened up my boyfriend's computer and this is what was on it
Me: (knowing for sure that I have never seen this name before) Huh, that's interesting. How do you feel about that?
StreamateIdiot: I actually think it's kinda hot. I'm checking out his porn, too.
Me: (disinterested) Mmmhmmm. Maybe you two should watch together sometime, then.
StreamateIdiot: So hot. I'm touching my clit, teehee.
Me: Yeah, no actual woman in the history of ever would say, "I'm touching my clit, teehee."
*ban*
That's got to be one of the funniest things I've heard "Touching my clit" Can't stop laughing :D
seller317
02-23-2013, 06:38 PM
Equal only to Im touching my head lol ok sure.
Sunnylexie
02-24-2013, 10:30 AM
ggcokeacola9: Will u pee and poo in your panties in exclusive while tied up
Earlier this week I had a guy who wanted me to duct tape both of my own arms down to my sides....*sigh* I guess this isn't exactly impossible but....ugh....I'm starting to think of not even offering duct tape anymore. So many guys singularly want me in a position that is difficult to get out of quickly (or so they think) and then leave. I bet bondage play is a lot more fun when you have a camming partner, but those shows never seem to last long for me, and it is not worth having to pause for a few minutes to cut off tape.
Was it on SM? If so, you could try offering bondage in pre-paid sessions (either blocks or one-viewer gold shows?)
IsobelWren
02-25-2013, 05:55 PM
StreamateIdiot: I just opened up my boyfriend's computer and this is what was on it
Me: (knowing for sure that I have never seen this name before) Huh, that's interesting. How do you feel about that?
StreamateIdiot: I actually think it's kinda hot. I'm checking out his porn, too.
Me: (disinterested) Mmmhmmm. Maybe you two should watch together sometime, then.
StreamateIdiot: So hot. I'm touching my clit, teehee.
Me: Yeah, no actual woman in the history of ever would say, "I'm touching my clit, teehee."
*ban*
If I'm bored and/or my room is slow I like to make up body parts that women have. I have only ever had one call me out on it.
~Carmen~
02-25-2013, 06:33 PM
If I'm bored and/or my room is slow I like to make up body parts that women have. I have only ever had one call me out on it.
You mean like the "E Spot"/aka "esophagus"? This only happens if a guy has a 20" length dick/6" diameter. Very rare phenominum.
PrincessLuna
02-25-2013, 09:17 PM
You mean like the "E Spot"/aka "esophagus"? This only happens if a guy has a 20" length dick/6" diameter. Very rare phenominum.
Noooooo, some guy came into my room last night claiming to have a 20" dick. I just about choked laughing so hard and told him to try again. I think his name was like "hungmonsterdick" or something.
sophiesecrets
02-25-2013, 11:33 PM
oo i have one, how about the " i respect you as a person... would you ever cam for free with me for fun!"