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missmagnolia
02-18-2011, 03:48 PM
Oh, and there's the "if I decide to visit -YOUR CITY'S NAME- will you show me around?". Yeah, of course, not only I will flash you my tits for nothing, as you are asking me to do, if you come to my town I'll be your free guide too... Maybe I'll also go sleep on the couch so you can use my bed, and bring you breakfast in the morning...

LUVLOUBIES
02-19-2011, 01:07 AM
Hmm...today I had two different guys ask me to go outside naked, really?! Ugh...

gingergina
02-19-2011, 01:46 AM
- are you real?
- no, im a .gif file.

(leaves)

catgirl
02-19-2011, 03:00 AM
Argh, I hate it when they ask this. Am I okay? No, I'm not okay, I'm a sex slave forced to do webcam for 12 hours a day, I get to eat a jar of babyfood at 3 hour intervals, and even though I have a big grin on my face I'm actually suffering on the inside, please come rescue me you big hunk so I don't have to sell myself anymore!!! ::)

English people say this,
they also say "You alright" .. meaning "what's up"/"how are you"

so be careful when you hear it on AW, don't take it as an insult

gingergina
02-19-2011, 04:10 AM
English people say this,
they also say "You alright" .. meaning "what's up"/"how are you"

so be careful when you hear it on AW, don't take it as an insult

and when they say whats up i always feel like saying whats down.

cherryblossomsinspring
02-19-2011, 06:02 AM
"Stand up"
"Turn around"
"Can I see your ass"
MY RESPONSE: IGNORE
"Can I see your feet"
MY RESPONSE: SURE FOR TIPS OF $5.00 OR HIGHER
"Can I see your toys"
MY RESPONSE: OOH NO OF COURSE NOT... I USUALLY GET THE SILENT TREATMENT AFTER THIS AND THE GUY LEAVES.
"Do you have stockings"
MY RESPONSE: REALLY?
"Can I see them"
NO
"Do you have heels"
MY RESPONSE: SURE I THINK THEY'RE SOMEWHERE AROUND HERE
"Can I see them"
MY RESPONSE: I USED TO GET UP AND GET THEM . OR LOOK FOR A PAIR, BUT I ALWAYS NOTICE THAT THESE GUYS NEVER SPEND A DIME. ALSO ANY GUY WITH A SPECIFIC ALFIT REQUEST I TELL HIM TO GO BOOK A PRIVATE.
HIS RESPONSE WELL CAN'T YOU JUST CHANGE NOW AND THEN WE CAN GO PRIVATE:
MY RESPONSE : NO, FOR OTHER MEN TAKE ME PRIVATE WITH WHAT I'M CURRENTLY WEARING. ALSO MANY MEN ARE TIME WASTERS AND I DON'T CHANGE CLOTHES IN FREE CHAT.... I'M GOING TO PREMIUM FOR A WHILE, YOU CAN FIND ME THERE ( PREMIUM HAS PRIVACY FILTER THAT MAKES THEM SEE YOU THROUGH A CLOUD BUT THEY CANNOT ENTER UNLESS THEY WANT TO PAY RIGHT OFF THE BAT)
ANY GUY THAT I TOLD ABOUT BOOKING NEVER BOOKED A PRIVATE FOR THEIR SPECIAL REQUEST ALFIT.

ONE TIME I DRAGGED OUT ALL MY COSTUMES CHANGED AND THE GUY TOOK ME PRIVATE ALL FOR 2.5 MINUTES. HOW NICE OF HIM AFTER ALL THAT WORK.......WILL NEVER BE THAT GULLIBLE AGAIN.

"Will you flash for $1 gold"
RESPONSE: NO --- JOIN A GROUP OR GO PRIVATE
"Does your man know you do this"
RESPONSE: DON'T HAVE ONE, SO NO WORRIES HERE



"Can we get to know each other better on MSN"
MY RESPONSE: SKYPE IS BETTER TIP $$$$$ FIRST

^^^This.^^^ Same key phrases every night!

my pet peeve is: "Are you ok?"
RESPONSE(S)
1)NOT REALLY, CAN YOU LEAVE PLEASE.
2)HMM ARE YOU OK? SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING IS WRONG THERE
3) WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
4) HMM I WAS JUST ABOUT TO ASK YOU THAT SAME QUESTION
5)ARE YOU REALLY THAT LONELY?
6) NO ACTUALLY I'M SLEEPY, THAT'S FOR MAKING ME AWARE, SEE YOU LATER :MODEL HAS LOGGED OUT AND I SHUT IT DOWN IN THEIR FACE.
7)ACTUALLY NO IM NOT, I HATE FEE CHAT, THANKS FOR MAKING ME AWARE---. LOGS INTO PREMIUM
8)IGNORE AND ACT LIKE IM READING SOMETHING
9)IGNORE AND ACT LIKE I DIDN'T SEE THAT POST
10) GET UP AND START FOLDING LAUNDRY ON CAM
11) GET UP AND READ A BOOK
12) ACTUALLY NO, I JUST REALIZED I'M HUNGRY-----SHUT OFF CAM TO GO GET SOMETHING TO EAT. ( FIGURE OUT THE STATE THE LOSER IS IN AND BLOCK IT)

cherryblossomsinspring
02-19-2011, 06:30 AM
[QUOTE=CaramelLeche;2059568]"I'm not like these other guys. I'm a nice guy. I can offer you a lot"

There have been two 58+ year old men that have been harassing me on my old site, Actually every guy over the age of 55 seems to give me serious problems.

It doesn't even matter the site. They try and talk me to death about life blah blah as if I'm going to find them interesting and compliment me on my mind in a pathetic attempt to act above the masses in ignoring your looks.

I chased a guy out of my room for lying 3 times over. First he said he was in Washington when I know he was right in my state, usually the reason why I block my state 98% of the time, for I'm tired of the "let's meet" losers. Then he went to say ooh I'm looking for love. lol I was like umm what do you mean by that? A lovely lady to have fun in privates, what are you talking about exactly. Well I was thinking we go private for a while and who knows what will happen? Umm excuse me ? So I said what are you hoping will happen? Well maybe we can meet and get married.

My response: No sorry I'm not into marrying a man that is in his late 60's . That's 1 . Secondly, regardless on how much a guy spends in private, I will never meet him. Third you lied 3 times over. So you would never be a match for me. This guy went on like well who knows. Hun I know, I will never be interested. He's like well I have alot to offer you. Umm no you don't I don't do games for cash. Try another country, but coming a girl that live in the US will surely get you shut down. You need to try another country, or allow some girl to lie to you to get your money. He was like well i still want to take you private , will you be here next tuesday. I said I will never go private with you , NEVER!!!! Use your money on someone that will be into what you're offering , but I'm not that person.

Since this site gives refunds , I would never go private with one of these losers, trust that if they don't get what they want, they will demand refunds for every private they did and I'm not going down that path.

Beware of these men for they are stalkers. They don't have much money at all and if they use any on you, they will feel entitled to harrassing and talking you to death. I had one guy tip me about $12.50. His acct is closed for declining on some other girl twice in the same month. He keeps coming in daily to say something. I told him to never return to the site until he gets his acct caught up because it's rude. Now even though he didn't do it to me, it's still disrespectful to the host he has stolen from.

You think this loser listened? He came back when I was bitching out the other old man and tried to come and and champion in stating yeah she's not a liar, she doesn't scam ,blah blah.

I closed out the room again. Fool came back next day and got told off by a guest saying "you're a loser "

Guy came back following day and I ignored him. Then I looked and saw all of this writing and finally said. Umm why are you in my room? I told you not to come to my room since you are still shut down by the site. He was like ooh I had a bad day. lol Like that's my f***ing problem. I said look join a free chat site and talk there , Coming here is just plain rude. Why did this guy get nasty and say that it was a waste to spend money on me ( the whole $12.50 in tips) and that I guess I'm not a good friend. wtf??

When i signed up for MFC I made sure to block his state ahead of time, for I know he would be up in my room talking crap!

This is another guy looking for a wife at the age of 60 stating he used to live in trailers park homes , but now he's doing better. But apparently gets his acct locked down by the site due to DECLINES. I don't even want to know how much he gave to other girls on the site. Did I mention this guy had talked my ear off for 2.5 hrs straight?

BOTTOM LINE MY WORSE CLIENTS ARE MEN 50+
Also because they can't usually afford my rates they get jealous and nasty to the point I block their state or ignore them when they enter my room. I swear camming is making me one hell of a damn actress, because I study my screen hard and act like I'm reading some life threating news. lol

The only problem is that someone comes into the room and wants to talk and I'm trying to play dumb at the time so I either have to ignore them both or talk to the guy in my room and shut it down after he leaves.

I really do wish MFC showed ip addresses and states when a guy comes into your room for that would make a huge difference in how I could keep some losers out!

CaramelLeche
02-19-2011, 12:18 PM
Oh yeah. I forgot to mention this one guy. He claimed he's in love with me, but after a few days offered me money for sex. He kept insisting we meet up. And this was our actual conversation on MFC...

Him-I think I love you. (after seeing me on cam about a week)
Me-You don't even know me.
Him-Lets get to know each other. Whats your number?
Me-Why
Him-I'll give you $500/week.
Me-No thanks.
Him-Tipped me 900tkns.
Me-Thank you for the tip but I'm not gonna give you my number or meet you.
He leaves.

Next night.
Him-I wanna get to know you and take you to the movies and treat you like a lady. Send you flowers.
Me-I really don't go to the movies. I don't like flowers.
Him-Well what do I have to tip to make you believe me?
Me-Nothing. I don't wanna date you.
Him-What if I offered you $5000 for one night.
Me-One night of what?
Him-Whatever you want
Me-No guy is gonna offer that much and not want sex so be honest.
Him-Ok. I wanna lay you down and caress your... (all this sex talk)
Me-I don't meet guys from here.
Him-Ok. $10,000
Me-I'M NOT HERE TO MEET ANYONE TO HAVE SEX WITH!
Him-You mean you're not here lookin for love?
Me-HELL NO!
Him-Well I guess I'm in the wrong place then.
Me-YOU DAMN SKIPPY!

He leaves.

JoJoX
02-20-2011, 05:40 PM
how about the guys who tell me im a natural beauty....when naturally i have pounds of whore make up on.

MistyRose
02-20-2011, 06:59 PM
how about the guys who tell me im a natural beauty....when naturally i have pounds of whore make up on.

Oh, I get those all the time. I guess you can't really see fake eyelashes on cam as good... And to be quite truthful, a lot of them don't know to recognize make up in real life, either... I had my bf ask me am I wearing make up when I was wearing thick eyeliner...

JoJoX
02-21-2011, 01:32 AM
Hmm...today I had two different guys ask me to go outside naked, really?! Ugh...


me too...but ive done it! for money of course, lol

SexiCal
02-21-2011, 06:44 PM
"Let me see what you taste like." (What...?!)

"You shouldn't be doing this." (Then you shouldn't be watching me if it bothers you that much. Geesh!)

"Can you give me a preview of what to expect in private???" (Of course, I will get right on that...)

missmagnolia
02-21-2011, 07:50 PM
today's quote

"last model disappointed me, she had really small boobs and vagina (WTF? did she stick up a ruler there for you?) and I won't spend my money again without seeing you first"

this after I told him I'm a B cup girl... of course, banned.

I hate the guys who stop by just to say "oh, you have small boobs"... As I have! AS IT'S WRITTEN IN MY PROFILE YOU MORON!

Arialandre
02-21-2011, 08:42 PM
how about the guys who tell me im a natural beauty....when naturally i have pounds of whore make up on.

Iam straight up stealing this shit and posting it EVERYWHERE, oh my god, almost pissed myself laughing, so fucking true!!!

MissEgo
02-21-2011, 09:23 PM
On MFC today:

him: do you offer phone in private?
me: nope, I don't do phone calls
him: then how can I talk to you?
me: ... I have sound... that's how I'm answering you... so if you took me private, I'd still be talking to you
him: ok.

maybe 10 minutes later, same guy:

him: will you be on all day?
me: I'll be on for a couple hours, while I have the house to myself
him: but will you be on tonight? (I was on at like eight thirty this morning until around 12)
me: no
him: oh, I was hoping I could call you tonight
me: ... call me? I don't give out my number.
him: so how am I supposed to talk to you?
me: we're talking right now!!

Sunbeams
02-21-2011, 10:49 PM
today's quote

"last model disappointed me, she had really small boobs and vagina (WTF? did she stick up a ruler there for you?) and I won't spend my money again without seeing you first"

this after I told him I'm a B cup girl... of course, banned.

I hate the guys who stop by just to say "oh, you have small boobs"... As I have! AS IT'S WRITTEN IN MY PROFILE YOU MORON!

I'm a B too which is also written in my profile. Does that happen to you a lot (them saying "you have small boobs")? This would really drive me crazy but most guys seem to like my tits, I guess because they're perky. I occasionally get the small comment and I just think...just leave if you don't like it, it's not like I don't know my boobs are small. But I did read that guys subconsciously use boobs to gauge a woman's age and that if yours are smaller and perky, they perceive you as younger than you actually are. :thumbsup:

Haha Miss Ego, your post made me laugh. As did JoJo's "whore makeup" one lolol.

TeeBaby
02-22-2011, 12:20 AM
Whats with the guys that come to your room every time you log on with the short memory span.

- same guys ask same questions like they're trying to catch you in a lie everyday
- tell you the same "you're beautiful" , I say thank you, then leave w/o a private
- ask you to do the same thing you wouldn't do yesterday - like I'm a completely different person

ie: there was a guy on SM ... him: hey bb ready to do a pvt lets go, me: sure baby lets go, him: i want you to vomit, me: no i don't do that. I swear this guy got me like 3 times before I recognized him and finally banned him. Getting my hopes high like that smh

- sit quietly in your chat then leave, do the same thing the next day

I do the same damn thing in free chat every time I log in - just a different outfit/makeup, music and maybe a conversation. Do you expect a clown tomorrow? Or do you think one day I will just break out the dildo "Hey everybody, it's free show day!" They go "YES! I knew she was gonna do it one day!"

I'm creating a list of these mofos for the ban.

end rant

Alysa
02-22-2011, 05:49 AM
I had one guy come in like 4 days in a row before I remembered his name and banned him. Same conversation every night:
Him: what color panties are you weading?
Me: black (or whatever I was wearing)
Him: I'm wearing pink ones (of whatever)

Uh. Ok. He left right after he answered everytime.

gingergina
02-22-2011, 06:24 AM
I had one guy come in like 4 days in a row before I remembered his name and banned him. Same conversation every night:
Him: what color panties are you weading?
Me: black (or whatever I was wearing)
Him: I'm wearing pink ones (of whatever)

Uh. Ok. He left right after he answered everytime.


this reminds me of a guy friend who was camming for a while and he said he had zillions of guys "coming out of closet" in free chat, just coming in and saying - im gay too - and leaving ;D

missmagnolia
02-22-2011, 07:44 AM
I'm a B too which is also written in my profile. Does that happen to you a lot (them saying "you have small boobs")? This would really drive me crazy but most guys seem to like my tits, I guess because they're perky. I occasionally get the small comment and I just think...just leave if you don't like it, it's not like I don't know my boobs are small. But I did read that guys subconsciously use boobs to gauge a woman's age and that if yours are smaller and perky, they perceive you as younger than you actually are. :thumbsup:

Haha Miss Ego, your post made me laugh. As did JoJo's "whore makeup" one lolol.

Yes, that does happen, I wouldn't say a lot, but quite often... I don't understand it, if they want to see big or huge or whatever boobs, there are plenty of girls to see! Why would they bother to come to my room just to make that remark? And they say it as if it was a flaw or something...

The funniest thing is that my screename in some sites clearly state that I have smallish boobs ("tiny teeny tits" and similars, won't post here) and then I get guys all the time saying "your boobs are not tiny" and leaving... ::)

kinkydirtybitch
02-22-2011, 01:15 PM
I did read that guys subconsciously use boobs to gauge a woman's age and that if yours are smaller and perky, they perceive you as younger than you actually are. :thumbsup:

Now, THIS I'm banking on!

I'm having my 30F's made into natural 30B's in a couple of months! 8)

MistyRose
02-24-2011, 06:40 PM
ME: hi
HIM: hello hun
ME: how are you?
HIM: do u escort im free friday bb
ME: no, i don't escort, sorry
HIM: shame gorgeous
ME: oh, well, life is cruel, lol
HIM: i would pay silly money
ME: but thanks for the compliment :)
HIM: np
HIM: 5K?
ME: lol, terribly flattering, but no...
ME: i don't live in uk anyway :)
HIM: for 30 mins
HIM: i cn fly anywhere
ME: i'm sorry, darling, but i'm actually pretty shy in the bedroom... so i don't think escorting is my path :)
HIM: ok ....15,000
ME: LOL
HIM: pounds

I wasn't actually annoyed by this...more like entertained. He just saw me the first time on webcam and he'd fly to where I am and pay 15 000 pounds for 30 mins with me? LOL Very, very beliveable. I'm still chuckling. :D

missmagnolia
02-24-2011, 10:55 PM
Stupid shit I heard today: "your too fucking white, you must be lacking vitamin D". Thanks for the free advice, doc, I suppose I should tip you?

Then a guy asked me if I was Argentinian... I said yes. He said I was the enemy then. I asked if he were English, he said yes. I thought he was just joking, but then he said: "you should have been killed in the Falkland's war". I said my freaking husband is English, he said "he is a traitor whore" and left. 20 minutes later he came back and type "quiero que te vaya a la concha de sus madre, hijo de puta". The idiot spent 20 minutes trying to translate an insulting sentence and couldn't even do that properly (it's not correct).

I'm starting to think I'm cursed for SM...

Arialandre
02-24-2011, 10:59 PM
Oh hun *hugs* what a complete fuckwit that guy is.

kinkydirtybitch
02-25-2011, 06:10 AM
Oh babe that is really shocking. :beat:

It's worth remembering that this sort of person has some deep seated, unresolved self hatred issues. Would you find a happy, well balanced, loving person coming out with that sort of drivel? Absolutely not

It says more about what THEY say than the subject of their verbal abuse.

Fuckers.:O

missmagnolia
02-25-2011, 07:26 AM
Thank you both, Aria and kinkydirtybitch. Needless to mention that that war was over more than 25 years ago and we were under a military dictatorship then, which most of the people here didn't support. I wasn't even born actually! But I doubt that idiot knows that. The funny thing is I never heard anything stupid like that neither on AW, where the majority of people are from the UK, nor when I actually lived there... Probably that idiot had just watched a documentary on the war and wanted to show off.

IsobelWren
02-26-2011, 02:40 AM
The only time I got mad someone took me pvt:

Him: why are you single?
Me: I'm married
Him: is he gay
Me: why would I be married to a gay guy?
Him: because you're here searching for a man

Then someone took me pvt. I would have made that idiot feel so stupid he would have cried. Lol. Why do these idiots think a dating site would have pay by the minute webcam shows?

I just laughed so hard that I cried. That hasn't happened to me in years. OMFG that was hilarious!

PrincessLavender
02-26-2011, 11:21 AM
Someone took me pvt yesterday. He watched forever and while I'm fingering myself says "k so I'm FBI and it's wrong that you are doing that." WTF? Do you think I'm a freaking idiot. Since when is this illegal? I just smiled and kept going till he left then I LMAO.

Arialandre
02-26-2011, 11:25 AM
Lol maybe he was trying to role play? "oh no mr. FBI agent man! Please don't get me in trouble. If u don't tell I will use this toy on myself, ooooh!" then again maybe he's just a fuckwit.

LUVLOUBIES
02-26-2011, 09:52 PM
I had a good one last night. A guy took me to pvt and asked me if I was married, I said yes. He told me to go get my husband and wake him up. I told him I couldn't wake my husband up and he insisted that I go wake him up. So I left the room (pretending to go 'wake him up') and he tells me to leave again and come back naked. So I do that. I come back and he says "Are you trying to have a baby?" Me: "No" Him: "You're pregnant" Me:"No, I'm not pregnant. Are you a psychic or something?" Him: "Your boobs have milk in them I can tell".

This was by far the weirdest thing that's ever happened. Ugh weirdos!LMAO!

ShellyConnors
02-27-2011, 02:56 AM
Idk why but one of the most annoying things of late is when guys start off their dumb ass free requests (always from no-credit-having-annoying-losers) with the word "lets". Like "lets see some ass"... "lets see you cum". Ugh... no. LETS see you add credit and spend it.

Spinnerette
02-27-2011, 05:47 AM
Idk why but one of the most annoying things of late is when guys start off their dumb ass free requests (always from no-credit-having-annoying-losers) with the word "lets". Like "lets see some ass"... "lets see you cum". Ugh... no. LETS see you add credit and spend it.

This or they say "we". I'd be hard-pressed to dispute the specualation that the majority of cam customers operate from a hive mind (see: "BB"), but it's damned aggravating.

cherriebomb
02-27-2011, 07:28 AM
Marilinn on MFC is good to watch for dealing with request losers. Some guy will say "flash pussy bb." She says "flash tokens" If they ask again she just bans them. I dont really see too many guys trying this crap with her since shes kinda scary when she gets mad. She starts speaking in Romanian and saying "I'll focking keel you, you focking die" Hysterical.

Arialandre
02-27-2011, 12:05 PM
Omg angry Romanian bitch face, must go find! Too awesome :)

PrincessLavender
02-27-2011, 08:31 PM
Lol maybe he was trying to role play? "oh no mr. FBI agent man! Please don't get me in trouble. If u don't tell I will use this toy on myself, ooooh!" then again maybe he's just a fuckwit.


Well I told him beforehand I don't do roleplay. Maybe he decided to try it anyways. Lol.

Sunbeams
02-27-2011, 10:20 PM
I hate the "let's/we" thing too because it makes me feel like it's me against them and they're trying to gang up on me.

Arialandre
02-27-2011, 11:57 PM
God ya I hate that too it makes me want to get all ban happy

CamWhore
02-28-2011, 10:32 AM
http://www.ambercutie.com/forums/download/file.php?id=2299


what did you just say to me cheap wanker?

marsey
03-01-2011, 02:12 AM
"Fuck ass with toy bb...( 2 mins later ) now put it up ur pussy". yeah, cos i`d love an infection up there!!!
"Put finger up ass and lick it" Whatever sicko
"Tell me i got huge cock" yeah, cos no ones asked me that hundred times today already
" got milk yet bb" UHH no cos im only 4 months gone
"Are you enjoying playing with urself" MMM yeah, sooo much (bored expression)

Arialandre
03-01-2011, 03:55 AM
Will u put the camera on the floor and dance sexy on top of it so I can look up at you? And then will u pee?
Ummm he wanted me to pee... On my beautiful logitech? Ya cause THAT would be good for it. I think not so much.

PrincessLavender
03-02-2011, 07:48 AM
I hate "can you give me a good show in pvt?" Umm, no, sorry can't help you there. My show is horrible. You should probably go find someone else. Lol. Seriously?

t_plush
03-02-2011, 07:48 AM
bigdick: You are very sexy
me: y ty, bigdick
bigdick: Your lips look so good
bigdick: What can we do in private??
me: Many things...Tell me what turns u on?
bigdick: Are you worth it??
me: *looking bewildered* Umm, absolutely

I mean, I was stumped. What did he mean by being worth it? I set my price, he came to me, he's complimenting me...I ask him what he wanted and his response to my question is a question that seemed off to me.

Oh, and my shift ain't complete with the "Do you like young big white cock?" question...If I don't get that at least once, I'm thinking something crucial is about to happen :P

cherriebomb
03-02-2011, 07:59 AM
Young big white cock? LMAO! So many adjectives to describe one stupid penis hahaha!

I love how they all think they have big dicks and even funnier they think we ALL like big dicks. Im kinda tiny, I actually hate big dicks. Average is perfectly fine with me.

IsobelWren
03-02-2011, 12:48 PM
I love how they all think they have big dicks and even funnier they think we ALL like big dicks. Im kinda tiny, I actually hate big dicks. Average is perfectly fine with me.

I KNOW RIGHT!! The day this stops being amusing is the day I should stop camming.

"You want my 10 inch cock baby?"
"Nope!"

I picture them being all crestfallen and sad and confused, looking down at their 4 inch dick and thinking, "But! I said all the right things!"

Sometimes they write back and ask why not. I tell them, "I date men, not horses. That shit ain't gonna fit in my pussy."

Sometimes I say, "Stop lying about your cock size. But if it were that big, no I wouldn't fuck you because it wouldn't fit."

Mostly though, I've gotten smarter, and stopped cockblocking myself from shows. I think Chanel shared that she says, "ooh I just love all kinds of cock". So now I say, "Ooooh baby, I just love COCK! You got one, I want it!" If they push it I'll tell them that I prefer 4-6" (I almost typoed FEET!) but that any cock is great.

cherriebomb
03-02-2011, 01:11 PM
(I almost typoed FEET!)


Hahahahha! You know some weirdo is into that too. Watch me fuck my pussy with a 6" foot shaped dildo!

Oh jebus. I really get off SW, take a shower, put makeup on and make some content. Procrastinating.

t_plush
03-02-2011, 03:25 PM
Young big white cock? LMAO! So many adjectives to describe one stupid penis hahaha!

Indeed.

bun
03-02-2011, 03:54 PM
Oh no! I hate young big white cock! I hate young anything, actually. I'm 25, asshole and if you keep insinuating I'm old I'm gonna take you over my knee!

I got asked if I was a "half breed", and I asked if he was a fucking his sister.. and he got offended and said he was a half breed too... oh? Really! So you think just because we're both mixed I'm going to be like "oh, nevermind, being talked to like an animal is OK from you!

sexandgrammar
03-02-2011, 04:01 PM
So many adjectives to describe one stupid penis



... is my new favorite quote. For serious.
;D

cherriebomb
03-02-2011, 04:55 PM
Thanks Sexandgrammar! Glad you liked it :)

Someone asked you if you were a half breed Bun? WTF? I would have said nope...Im 100% human thanks. What a weird way to ask a question like that. Just asking that kind of crap is insulting anyways no matter how you phrase it.

The poor asian girls are always getting harassed about their nationality....Are you Chinese? Are you Japanese? Who the hell cares? Its funny because half the time if these morons read anyones profiles they'd know the answer to most of their dumb questions ::)

Spinnerette
03-02-2011, 05:35 PM
Response to the cock question: "I like all cock as long as it's clean and attached to a gentleman who knows how to use it."

*insert pointed look into the camera here*

Penis is boring. :(