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sophiesecrets
02-25-2013, 11:36 PM
haha, soo true! gotten afew of those! ive had shows with supposed "girls" but they never turn their cam on so i have my doubts... especially since their usually the ones asking for a discount cus their "girls"

Melodie
02-26-2013, 05:22 AM
I had a guy on Skype last night asking how much for a show.
I asked him 'How long?"
he said..."8 inches"

lol

CarmenF
02-26-2013, 05:59 AM
^^^ lol yeah right how could you not laugh??

IsobelWren
02-26-2013, 11:10 AM
warriorone4: hey baby im jamie ;D

"Nice to meet you."

warriorone4: you got a cute butt?

Obviously joking, "Nah. Looks like a sack of potatoes. But you can judge for yourself"

Paste what I think of as the "freeloaders fuck off" message = NerdyIsobel: I'll stand up, turn around and shake it for 2 gold.

warriorone4: stupid ignorant cunt
ahahah

warriorone4 has been blocked

IsobelWren
02-26-2013, 11:12 AM
You mean like the "E Spot"/aka "esophagus"? This only happens if a guy has a 20" length dick/6" diameter. Very rare phenominum.

Yep! I have said, "throat clit" before. Like men have uvulas and we have second clitorises. Yes, I DID rip that off directly from Deep Throat

Sunnylexie
02-26-2013, 05:58 PM
davve87: do yo have handcuffs, rope or tape?
Me: i do
davve87: show me
Me: im in pvt now lol
i have rope
davve87: but i mean when you are back
Me: lol looks like you dont trust me?
davve87: i trust you
show the rope please
use it then we go

I ignore him. Then, in a few minutes:

davve87: i promise i go pvt if you tie your hands and put rope or tqpe on your mouth
Me:seems legit, guys)))
should i try it? lol
davve87: deal?

*facepalm*

Sunnylexie
02-27-2013, 01:21 AM
Looks like its the official DOWN WITH THE RULES! day on Streamate. I just got a guy tip me 7 gold to see the crotch of my panties, then say "Now that I paid you, will you send them to me?". After I explain him models are not to sell underwear or exchange contacts, he demands that, as he isnt getting the panties, I should show him my pussy. After I tell him below-the belt nudity is against the site rules, just like tangibles selling, he says I'm a ripoff and he's gonna report me 0_0.

AHHH, DO, PLEASE! ^__^

justanothercamgirl
02-28-2013, 11:10 AM
On MFC

randomcustie: Hey, quick. Do you have access to a pool?
JAC: Um, okay. I will bite. Why do you ask?
randomcustie: Oh, because I was trying to get a pool show together.
JAC: Well, in that case your first question should really be "Are you on a laptop?" It probably would get you to the end game quicker.
randomcustie: Oh, yeah! That is great! Thanks!
*randomcustie leaves*
-----
o.O

Oh MFC, U so crazy!

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/204669/wtf-o.gif (http://gifsoup.com/view/204669/wtf.html)

Jaana
02-28-2013, 11:14 AM
Lately whenever I get "just because" tips from regulars, there's always ONE FUCKING GUY, different each time, who's like "wtf! no boobs??"..like, dude..not your tip, so not your call.

Fallenangel2904
02-28-2013, 11:16 AM
Turd: Babe I want 2 see beasts

Clearly he meant breasts but that made me chuckle to myself lol

Jaana
02-28-2013, 11:18 AM
Turd: Babe I want 2 see beasts

Clearly he meant breasts but that made me chuckle to myself lolThat's when you reply with "THERE BE NO BEASTS! JAMESON KILLED YOUR FATHER!"

IsobelWren
02-28-2013, 12:57 PM
I just put out the call for custom videos, since I'm going to be in a boot cast for 3 weeks and figured some guys would want to see it. I attached a picture of my feet, one foot in the boot and the other in the only shoe I have with a sole nearly as high as the boot, my hiking boots.

On the facebook thread for that picture:
Comment from a good friend who is being sarcastic: Sexy
Next comment down: really sexy would be u showing us your right foot without shoe and sock
(has two likes)
A few random comments.
Same guy as wanted to see my bare foot before comments again, as though he thought I was ignoring him simply because I hadn't seen his comment: really want to see close ups of your bare feet or foot.
I replied: Sure. It's $2/photo.
He never responded

One of the responses via email to the call for customs:

"Hi sexy! I'd love to see a video where you're wearing light jeans and the boot. You're desperate to pee, but you're moving too slowly to get to the bathroom. As you get to the hallway before the bathroom it all lets loose. Be very distressed and upset. If you can cry this is good. I want to see the jeans shining with pee as it travels down your legs. Please make sure to show closeups of it leaking into the boot. Please hold it for a long time so that you get a good flow. If it can be soo much that it just cascade into the boot like a waterfall I will tip more! Make sure to show any drip on the floor. I can pay Friday so you can get the video to me Monday or Tuesday. I do not pay for fake pee. I will know."

Right. Because A) I'm going to pee on my floor and B) I'm going to pee in the orthopedic device I have to wear every waking moment for the next three weeks. C) Does it seem to you too that the English and sentence structure deteriorates as he writes? He must have been jacking it as he wrote this email. I feel like he should have tipped me just for the gratification he got while writing it.

selinas
02-28-2013, 01:26 PM
Freeloader:
do something 4 me
bb take top off
bb play
can you see my messages??

Me: Yes, either we go pvt right now or you can get a flash for gold.

Freeloader: show ass

Me: *tells him how much an ass flash is*

Freeloader: what can I get 4 free?

Me: A ban.

I wonder if these guys ask shop staff etc if they can have stuff for free too...

MommieLongLegs
02-28-2013, 01:50 PM
SM message from guy I've never seen before:

hello lovely muuuuuuuuah lick lick lick r u ready 2 cum hard bb makin dat pussy gud n wet 4me bb,
wanna see me stroke this dick gud 4 u bb n cum hard with u bb
mmmmmmm bb how wet is dat pussy 4me bb, makin it hard 4 u now bb cum make me cum hard 4 u now bb
i want u now bb

love if u have skype,gmail/email or oovoo i wanna add u let me kno if u do sweetie
and if u have a amazon wish list whts ur name on it ill get u sumtin from it love
----------
I wish these guys had to pay to send messages.

sophiesecrets
02-28-2013, 02:05 PM
random skype loser....:)): open....:
random skype loser.....)): Show
random skype loser....:)): boobs
random skype loser....:)): I'm a petite babe...I'm a beutiful women you will rarely find. Face of an angel, but will tempt you into submission like the devil. I take the curved dildo tip to places men only wish they could be.
sophie smith:... srsly...ur going with that one?
random skype loser: this be awsum time for yeu!
block... lolol. how many of these assholes do u guys get a day. At least their better than the guys who scam for free peeks, lawl.

LoraDoll
02-28-2013, 08:09 PM
guest5 : i want to fuck that pussy
guest5 : can you rubb pussy plss
Me : u mean, u want to fuck any pussy, but somehow u get there , and tell a random person this shit?

i never answer or make a reaction "persons" like this, except laughing on them sometimes... but there is a few time, i love to be evil to idiots.

space_cowgirl
02-28-2013, 11:26 PM
Am I crazy for sort of feeling sorry for guys with huge (like, abnormal) cocks? I seriously do not believe that (most) women like them.

IsobelWren
03-01-2013, 10:18 AM
There seems to be a special brand of particular idiot who thinks that paying, "for it" means that the person getting paid is faking it. If I really loved you, I'd come fuck you for free. If I really enjoyed masturbating and wasn't faking all orgasms, I'd be doing it for free in free chat. I don't mean the idiots who try to provoke or are cheap, I mean the ones who use words like, "honesty," "real feeling" or, "I don't want to cheapen it by paying" you know, the ones who think of themselves as real feminist theorists. They think they're so enlightened because, unlike White Knights, they want to let you have your human sexual desires, but they're the same garden variety idiot because they want to steal your enterprise, to tell you what approved outlets for BOTH sex and money are.

First, you're saying that I'm not allowed to like my job. Didn't you ever hear the phrase, "do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life?" Why is it that this only applies when people like, say, gardening and become landscapers, but not when women like showing off/having sex and become porn stars?

Second, we can apply this to you and say that it might be because you don't like your job, or you feel your hobbies would stop being fun if you did them any more than you actually do. Wait. Would you? If someone paid you to play hacky sack or whatever you pseudo-intellectual-fucks play would that be awesome or would you insist on returning the money because you wouldn't feel genuine crossing money with pleasure? If the former, you're a hypocrite. If the latter, you're going to be more miserable than Stonewall Jackson.*

I got started on this rant because someone wants me to travel over an hour to his place so that he can do charcoal sketches of me masturbating. Charcoal so that he can, "better capture the essence of the pleasure and frenetic movement." He, "may be cool paying for gas money" but he doesn't want to pay me to give him a live sex show, since that would, "cheapen the project" and, "result in less genuine images that are more for show than for your own pleasure."

While seething at this, it occurred to me that we've heard this kind of thing before.

*Stonewall Jackson (http://www.biography.com/people/stonewall-jackson-9351451) believed that anything enjoyable was bad for you. Once, when he was sick, one of his men brought him a piece of buttered toast. He enjoyed it so much that from that moment on he never used butter again. There are also quotes from him saying similar things about liquor and tea.

Jaana
03-01-2013, 11:29 AM
Got my first dick pic on Sm today. The message said "look at my juicy cock bb"...yeah, i didn't open the attachment.. And wtf= JUICY?

CarmenF
03-01-2013, 01:48 PM
There seems to be a special brand of particular idiot who thinks that paying, "for it" means that the person getting paid is faking it. If I really loved you, I'd come fuck you for free. If I really enjoyed masturbating and wasn't faking all orgasms, I'd be doing it for free in free chat. I don't mean the idiots who try to provoke or are cheap, I mean the ones who use words like, "honesty," "real feeling" or, "I don't want to cheapen it by paying" you know, the ones who think of themselves as real feminist theorists. They think they're so enlightened because, unlike White Knights, they want to let you have your human sexual desires, but they're the same garden variety idiot because they want to steal your enterprise, to tell you what approved outlets for BOTH sex and money are.

First, you're saying that I'm not allowed to like my job. Didn't you ever hear the phrase, "do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life?" Why is it that this only applies when people like, say, gardening and become landscapers, but not when women like showing off/having sex and become porn stars?

Second, we can apply this to you and say that it might be because you don't like your job, or you feel your hobbies would stop being fun if you did them any more than you actually do. Wait. Would you? If someone paid you to play hacky sack or whatever you pseudo-intellectual-fucks play would that be awesome or would you insist on returning the money because you wouldn't feel genuine crossing money with pleasure? If the former, you're a hypocrite. If the latter, you're going to be more miserable than Stonewall Jackson.*

I got started on this rant because someone wants me to travel over an hour to his place so that he can do charcoal sketches of me masturbating. Charcoal so that he can, "better capture the essence of the pleasure and frenetic movement." He, "may be cool paying for gas money" but he doesn't want to pay me to give him a live sex show, since that would, "cheapen the project" and, "result in less genuine images that are more for show than for your own pleasure."

While seething at this, it occurred to me that we've heard this kind of thing before.

*Stonewall Jackson (http://www.biography.com/people/stonewall-jackson-9351451) believed that anything enjoyable was bad for you. Once, when he was sick, one of his men brought him a piece of buttered toast. He enjoyed it so much that from that moment on he never used butter again. There are also quotes from him saying similar things about liquor and tea.

First off Isobel, if you didn't read it somewhere already, I am in love with you *.*
Secondly I think that these guys are EVEN worse than captains-save-a-hoe because they enjoy what we do but don't realize that to do it for free we need a good reason... and that usually is love or something. Not for some fucking stranger I never saw on the net, theorizing about masturbation for goodness sake

BrightAndClaire
03-01-2013, 02:07 PM
Am I crazy for sort of feeling sorry for guys with huge (like, abnormal) cocks? I seriously do not believe that (most) women like them.

I was just discussing this with my husband today. "So if the average length of the vagina is somewhere between 2.5 and 4 inches, what is the point of any dick that long? Does any woman actually care?"

According to him, though, he has encountered a LOT of women who are really into the huge cocks, and he reminded me that my bisexual-leaning-towards-lesbian self might not really be able to relate...

justanothercamgirl
03-01-2013, 02:18 PM
After my end of shift gold show fails

custie: "Hey slut, hurry up and get busy"
JAC: You want me to get busy <custie> okay. I will get busy right now...
*model logs off*

----
Hey, he DID say to get busy, and I do have stuff that I need to do today. ;)

justanothercamgirl
03-01-2013, 02:21 PM
There seems to be a special brand of particular idiot who thinks that paying, "for it" means that the person getting paid is faking it. If I really loved you, I'd come fuck you for free. If I really enjoyed masturbating and wasn't faking all orgasms, I'd be doing it for free in free chat. I don't mean the idiots who try to provoke or are cheap, I mean the ones who use words like, "honesty," "real feeling" or, "I don't want to cheapen it by paying" you know, the ones who think of themselves as real feminist theorists. They think they're so enlightened because, unlike White Knights, they want to let you have your human sexual desires, but they're the same garden variety idiot because they want to steal your enterprise, to tell you what approved outlets for BOTH sex and money are.

First, you're saying that I'm not allowed to like my job. Didn't you ever hear the phrase, "do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life?" Why is it that this only applies when people like, say, gardening and become landscapers, but not when women like showing off/having sex and become porn stars?

Second, we can apply this to you and say that it might be because you don't like your job, or you feel your hobbies would stop being fun if you did them any more than you actually do. Wait. Would you? If someone paid you to play hacky sack or whatever you pseudo-intellectual-fucks play would that be awesome or would you insist on returning the money because you wouldn't feel genuine crossing money with pleasure? If the former, you're a hypocrite. If the latter, you're going to be more miserable than Stonewall Jackson.*

I got started on this rant because someone wants me to travel over an hour to his place so that he can do charcoal sketches of me masturbating. Charcoal so that he can, "better capture the essence of the pleasure and frenetic movement." He, "may be cool paying for gas money" but he doesn't want to pay me to give him a live sex show, since that would, "cheapen the project" and, "result in less genuine images that are more for show than for your own pleasure."

While seething at this, it occurred to me that we've heard this kind of thing before.

*Stonewall Jackson (http://www.biography.com/people/stonewall-jackson-9351451) believed that anything enjoyable was bad for you. Once, when he was sick, one of his men brought him a piece of buttered toast. He enjoyed it so much that from that moment on he never used butter again. There are also quotes from him saying similar things about liquor and tea.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/1909591/clapping-o.gif (http://gifsoup.com/view/1909591/clapping.html)

zivlet
03-01-2013, 02:32 PM
There is definitely such a thing as TOO BIG, and that's coming from a mega size queen. I love big cocks, but I have actually encountered one that as soon as I saw, I knew-it was going NOWHERE near my faff!

roast
03-01-2013, 05:21 PM
SM message from guy I've never seen before:

hello lovely muuuuuuuuah lick lick lick r u ready 2 cum hard bb makin dat pussy gud n wet 4me bb,
wanna see me stroke this dick gud 4 u bb n cum hard with u bb
mmmmmmm bb how wet is dat pussy 4me bb, makin it hard 4 u now bb cum make me cum hard 4 u now bb
i want u now bb

love if u have skype,gmail/email or oovoo i wanna add u let me kno if u do sweetie
and if u have a amazon wish list whts ur name on it ill get u sumtin from it love
----------
I wish these guys had to pay to send messages.



I was staring at your post for like a minute and then realized, oh, he loves me too:
http://i.imgur.com/7WhnFxm.gif


lol. guess out guy is a serial dater.

if SM made msgs paid, my inbox's clutter of mindblowing bullshit would drop by 90%

CarmenF
03-01-2013, 08:15 PM
Me: so how do you want me.. naked touching myself :P?
Guy: not totally naked. wear nylons and a string see your legs-soles
Me: ok it is 4$/min starting at 10 minutes
Me: nylon socks?
Me: i will show you my feet?
G: yes bb but i have only 5 box left in my card
Me: then i cannot cam :)
Me: my cam fee starts at 40$
G: too expensive bb send me a private video first;
Me: ahahha bye

Fallenangel2904
03-02-2013, 04:30 PM
Some idiot in free chat kept telling me how beautiful I was, blah blah then...

Idiot: Can you flash boobs?
Me: For gold
Kept asking to 'show me nipples bb' and 'where r nipples?'
Me: I don't do anything for free. You can take me private or give me gold. I don't show for free
Idiot: Not eveything is about money. Love is more important.
Me: Really? Seeing my nipples has nothing to do with love.

BAN

For the love of nipples! Lol

sophiesecrets
03-02-2013, 05:01 PM
Got my first dick pic on Sm today. The message said "look at my juicy cock bb"...yeah, i didn't open the attachment.. And wtf= JUICY?

lawl, juicy... funny.

IsobelWren
03-02-2013, 07:32 PM
One of the things that makes me the most cynical about these guys is that they insist that they want to see us "cum" but then about 2-3 minutes after you start masturbating they go, "I'm cumminnnnngggggg!" 90% of them don't even bother to ask, "are you close?" or anything (even though the answer would be, "no, I'm not a premature ejaculator like you.") before firing away.

I know that we're in a different game than most, since they're paying by the minute and we're not their girlfriends or anybody they really care about so they don't need to impress us or anything, but it's still super annoying. Dude you didn't even give me enough time to warm UP! Yeah. You REEEEAAALLY cared about me having an orgasm. At this point, why even bother to pay lip service to it? It's not even a very convincing, "getting into the fantasy" phrase.

IsobelWren
03-02-2013, 07:37 PM
Freechat idiot: mmmm godDAMN babygirl you are one tasty little piece of fuckcandy arent you?

"Wow. How are the ladies not just swarming all OVER you with poetry like THAT? You really know how to sweet talk a girl. Real way with words. So classy!"

Freechat idiot has logged off

IsobelWren
03-02-2013, 07:52 PM
For the love of nipples! Lol

That's going to be my new exclamation of frustration now. Drop a coffee? Lose my keys? "For the love of nipples!"

housewench
03-02-2013, 08:44 PM
Me: -has a string of really hard orgasms, none of which are quiet-
Fool: mmmmmm are you close bb

..... ._.;

Jaana
03-03-2013, 12:56 AM
Guy: Show me your body pleaase
Me: Tip, or wait for me to do a Gold Show and join it.
*entire room is all YES GOLD SHOW OKAY HOORAY, so i started a countdown*
Guy: So i can't se your body?
Me:..just put in for my show.
He puts in the $5 minimum. NOTE: my GS topic VERY CLEARLY STATES that isn't not a masturbation show. In the time I've been doing these things I've only ever done ONE show that involved masturbating. My reguöars know this, and like I said, my room topic flat out said it.
Other guy: So why don't you do masturbation in Gold shows?
I explain
Guy: WAIT! NO MASTURBATION? WTF
I hit my goal at that exact second and the show starts
Guy: wtf. No pussy? seriously= what the fuck am i paying for?
Me: You asked me to stand up. I'll be standing and bent over naked this entire time. My GS topic said I wouldn't masturbate and it's not my fault you can't read. Enjoy!
I start doing my thing, occasionally looking over at the screen, where all of the other 12ish guys are saying how much fun it is and how sexy etc I am. I also have a hockey game on in the background, which you can barey here over the sound of me saying flirty things.
Guy: nobody reads that fucking shit!
Literally three other guys at the same time say a version of "I read it"
Guy: And wtf you won't turn the tv off?
Guy: SPREAD. YOUR. LEGS
Guy: this is so fucking lame
Guy: Ripoff
At this point everyone just keeps telling him to shut the fuck up. The show ends, and we're all in free chat. Like 6 different guys thank me and tell me how awesome it was.
'Guy: Waste of money and time.
Me: So why'd you stay for the entire show? Do you go out to dinner, clean your plate, then complain about how terrible the food was?
Guy says nothing for 15 seconds and then leaves.

I win. I hope he tries to complain to SM.

tlulu
03-03-2013, 01:35 AM
This guy came in trying to tell me that "I look familiar" and kept asking me where I lived.

Sure, just give me a second and let me reveal you my city and my whereabouts.

Dude, just because you saw some tanned Asian girl in a mall once, doesn't mean that it's me. Don't we all look the same anyway? HAHA I barely get out of the apartment!

Jaana
03-03-2013, 12:22 PM
Guy: hey bb saw u on cam model directory
Me: Hi! Did you read my entire ad before messaging me?
Guy: No I'm allergic to bull shit bye

.....?

MommieLongLegs
03-03-2013, 12:42 PM
Guy: No I'm allergic to bull shit bye


I think he said your line lol. He meant to say "No, I'm full of shit bye". ::)

StephanieXS
03-03-2013, 12:53 PM
"Put hand in pussy"

Told him not in free chat then...

"I want to be fucked in the ass by a man"

I said "I'd love to talk more about that in private, babe!"

Then her took me private for 10 minutes. I was honestly shocked. He seemed like a freeloader! But it was a really weird private, he said maybe 5 sentences the whole time.

"Hand in pussy"
"Put hoe hand in pussy"
"Can I eat your puss"
"Can I fuck you"
"Come over to my house and come suck my dick"

Part of me wonders if he was trying to see if I'd get weirded out or something. But oh well! He pushed me over my low goal for the night!

Fallenangel2904
03-03-2013, 01:30 PM
On the same note of what Stephanie said does it drive anyone else crazy when your in a private with someone who says nothing the entire time? I'm not psychic how am I suppose to know what you want?

Last night I had a 10 minute private with a guy who said nothing the entire time. I always start with 'Hey babe what would you like to see?' Silence. So I strip, show off my body, spank my ass and start doing my thing...and still nothing. Every so often I ask 'You like that?' still nothing. Then it got weirder. He turned on his cam, and I can fully hear audio (his TV was blasting) and even weirder it was just his face in focus staring. No dick, no signs of jacking it. I ask 'You stroking your cock for me baby hmm?' still nothing. And I see him peer over the screen every so often and talk to someone off camera. But all his did was watch me the whole time, didn't even look like he was jacking it. O_o WTF lol

zivlet
03-03-2013, 01:43 PM
(Not on cam, inbox on Adultwork);
'Hi baby, just wondered if you have any problems as I feel like helping someone'.

tlulu
03-03-2013, 01:45 PM
On the same note of what Stephanie said does it drive anyone else crazy when your in a private with someone who says nothing the entire time? I'm not psychic how am I suppose to know what you want?

Last night I had a 10 minute private with a guy who said nothing the entire time. I always start with 'Hey babe what would you like to see?' Silence. So I strip, show off my body, spank my ass and start doing my thing...and still nothing. Every so often I ask 'You like that?' still nothing. Then it got weirder. He turned on his cam, and I can fully hear audio (his TV was blasting) and even weirder it was just his face in focus staring. No dick, no signs of jacking it. I ask 'You stroking your cock for me baby hmm?' still nothing. And I see him peer over the screen every so often and talk to someone off camera. But all his did was watch me the whole time, didn't even look like he was jacking it. O_o WTF lol

I would've done a staring contest with him.

Melodie
03-03-2013, 02:13 PM
(Not on cam, inbox on Adultwork);
'Hi baby, just wondered if you have any problems as I feel like helping someone'.

lol milk him :)

StephanieXS
03-03-2013, 02:41 PM
I would've done a staring contest with him.

I just had a mental image of the Numa Numa guy doing a stare down with a camgirl... lol

JuliaX
03-03-2013, 03:17 PM
On the same note of what Stephanie said does it drive anyone else crazy when your in a private with someone who says nothing the entire time? I'm not psychic how am I suppose to know what you want?


I do not let them drive me crazy. I ask them every possible way (I even type and ask if they are having tech issues) what they would like to see. When they do not answer, I tell them with a big smile it seems they are into NMCF. Unless they tell me what they are into, I keep my clothes on, I keep smiling but no action. I just think about the easy $$$ :-). Funny though, those guys never rated me bad and some of them will learn to type for the second time (but I always take a screenshot of the "session", just in case, for the support).

space_cowgirl
03-03-2013, 05:02 PM
On the subject of guys saying that they want us to "cum" within 2 minutes, I think it's ego stroking that they want, like you're soooo turned on by their cock or them that you spontaneously erupt. Lol. I've had guys ask me when I'm going to cum while I'm fucking my ass. I want to turn around and say, "well, that will probably involve my CLIT, not my ASS. Duh."

LaceyCummings
03-03-2013, 05:33 PM
Was it on SM? If so, you could try offering bondage in pre-paid sessions (either blocks or one-viewer gold shows?)

Thank you for the suggestion, Sunnylexie! I hadn't thought of one-viewer gold shows before. Great idea!

sammii
03-04-2013, 05:36 AM
For some reason, I've been getting an influx of guys lately asking "do you parents know you're on here?" I usually ask them the same question "do your parents know you're on here?" and kick them. It just annoys the fuck out of me. Why are they so concerned about what I tell my family?

Anyway ... I had a guy in private earlier who basically requested I "lay on my side, suck on a dildo, stick my finger in my ass, lift my leg in the air, and talk dirty the whole time." LOL ... I mean, I was getting paid for it but wtf. If that's not multi-tasking, idk what is.

~Carmen~
03-04-2013, 06:11 AM
For some reason, I've been getting an influx of guys lately asking "do you parents know you're on here?" I usually ask them the same question "do your parents know you're on here?" and kick them. It just annoys the fuck out of me. Why are they so concerned about what I tell my family?

Anyway ... I had a guy in private earlier who basically requested I "lay on my side, suck on a dildo, stick my finger in my ass, lift my leg in the air, and talk dirty the whole time." LOL ... I mean, I was getting paid for it but wtf. If that's not multi-tasking, idk what is.

Oooh I bet that made you cum in 30 seconds ;)

Ashley_3
03-04-2013, 06:16 AM
Oh, there was a guest in my room who was saying "Mom?!?! WTF? I'm telling dad. I won't tell him if you make me a sandwich" :D For some reason he was pretending I was his mom.

justanothercamgirl
03-04-2013, 08:25 AM
During a GS

asshat: I should of read before I came in that you were too scared to show your puss.

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Yep that is exactly why I don't show my pussy to you during a $1 GS. It is because I am too scared. It couldn't possibly be because you are a cheap-ass who hasn't paid enough to get to see it.

Whatever helps you sleep at night. I bet you go around double-dog daring girls that they won't sleep with you either.

zivlet
03-04-2013, 08:58 AM
You must have a really scary pussy! :D the money you get paid to get it out is danger money!haha what a dick.