View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Sunnylexie
03-04-2013, 07:54 PM
Lame metaphors like "MMM, I'd lick your chocolate starfish *wink wink*!" or "Would you like some of my special hot dog sauce *wink wink grin*?" Is it supposed to be funny or hot or something?
Oh YES, baby, smart and witty guys drive me crazy! Too bad you aren't one :P
StephanieXS
03-04-2013, 08:38 PM
So I offered a VOYEUR show and figured, eh, I'll get off my way and not pay attention to them. Real peeping tom experience and WAY more than they'd normally get. And of course, I get a bunch of these guys.
"iwilldoyouwell: I guess she is having fun but not much of a show... one postition, blocks most of what we want to see...........
BYE."
neliana
03-04-2013, 10:24 PM
Lame metaphors like "MMM, I'd lick your chocolate starfish *wink wink*!" or "Would you like some of my special hot dog sauce *wink wink grin*?" Is it supposed to be funny or hot or something?
Oh YES, baby, smart and witty guys drive me crazy! Too bad you aren't one :P
Aggh those metaphors make me wanna puke!! So gross. Has any woman ever been turned on by a guy that refers to his dick as a "hot dog" Lol
CarmenF
03-05-2013, 01:08 AM
Next guy who brags about licking pussy gets a slap in the face. Do you want a fucking medal for it?
kittykrane
03-05-2013, 08:47 AM
"Eat cheese baby in a LONG private" Ok..long pvt? RED FLAG if he is bragging already.
ME: "sure, but it's in the kitchen. If you tip me a couple bucks, I'll go get some and show you what I have"
HIM" Get the cheese first. I want to see you with it"
ME: " Tip please. I have to leave my computer and my audience to go get it. I could miss a show. Not fair to them or to me"
HIM" Tipping is such a turn-off. Forget it"
ME: BAN
Tipping is a turn-off? $2 bux would have been too much ? BS. I'm supposed to do want you want for free? F*ck that noise!
kittykrane
03-05-2013, 08:51 AM
Aggh those metaphors make me wanna puke!! So gross. Has any woman ever been turned on by a guy that refers to his dick as a "hot dog" Lol
I have guys that love when I come back with silly stuff to match theirs. Hot dog implies skinny though..like "pencil dick". lol
selinas
03-05-2013, 09:28 AM
A guy in free chat asked me to show my tits, when I didn't he said "oh I guess you're shy then, come on" or something. I replied in my girliest voice, "Of course I'm shy... I'm an innocent, delicate little angel. A pristine girl like me wouldn't dream of showing her tits in free chat."
He left, but it got me a long pvt with a guy who really liked that theme haha
roast
03-05-2013, 10:29 AM
Lame metaphors like "MMM, I'd lick your chocolate starfish *wink wink*!" or "Would you like some of my special hot dog sauce *wink wink grin*?" Is it supposed to be funny or hot or something?
http://images.marketplaceadvisor.channeladvisor.com/hi/43/43303/limp_bizkit_sticker_starfish_circle.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chocolate_Starfish_and_the_Hot_Dog_Flavored_Water)
??
lol was someone was rocking out to some Limp Bizkit in your room or something
Jaana
03-05-2013, 10:30 AM
Guy bothering me on Yahoo, avoiding my questions asking for a show. I ell him I'm busy and don't chat for free, and that I bet he wouldn't like it very much if I went to where he was working and tried to make small talk while he was in the middle of something.
cowboyslim90: you dont work a real job idiot
CarmenF
03-05-2013, 10:46 AM
Guy bothering me on Yahoo, avoiding my questions asking for a show. I ell him I'm busy and don't chat for free, and that I bet he wouldn't like it very much if I went to where he was working and tried to make small talk while he was in the middle of something.
cowboyslim90: you dont work a real job idiot
oh my fucking god that deserves a punch in the face
IsobelWren
03-05-2013, 10:51 AM
A message I received on YouTube
"I like to think that you read my YouTube message sent to you in May 2012. I commented that your talents reminded me of Shere Hite* and 'La Cicciolina'**. I flatter myself that perhaps I may have encouraged you in your ambition and your decision to move into the academic world?"
Gigglesnort Yeah. Because one email from some randoid freeloader on Youtube ten months ago inspired me to go for my masters degree. You certainly do flatter yourself.
I'd already taken the GRE (tests to get into grad schools) and applied to my program in May. Clearly dudenheim was a revolutionary force in my life. He was such an influence that he inspired me to "move into the academic world" before I even spoke to him!
*A famous sexologist who did some groundbreaking though admittedly unscientific research back in the 70s about what women really think about sex. When you hear the statistic, "Only 25-30% of women have orgasms through vaginal intercourse alone." that's hers. (Because my stripping while reviewing books totally is the same as a 70s feminist who did research on sex.)
**An Italian porn star (Because my stripping while reviewing books totally is the same as...wait, what?)
CarmenF
03-05-2013, 11:05 AM
A message I received on YouTube
"I like to think that you read my YouTube message sent to you in May 2012. I commented that your talents reminded me of Shere Hite* and 'La Cicciolina'**. I flatter myself that perhaps I may have encouraged you in your ambition and your decision to move into the academic world?"
Gigglesnort Yeah. Because one email from some randoid freeloader on Youtube ten months ago inspired me to go for my masters degree. You certainly do flatter yourself.
I'd already taken the GRE (tests to get into grad schools) and applied to my program in May. Clearly dudenheim was a revolutionary force in my life. He was such an influence that he inspired me to "move into the academic world" before I even spoke to him!
*A famous sexologist who did some groundbreaking though admittedly unscientific research back in the 70s about what women really think about sex. When you hear the statistic, "Only 25-30% of women have orgasms through vaginal intercourse alone." that's hers. (Because my stripping while reviewing books totally is the same as a 70s feminist who did research on sex.)
**An Italian porn star (Because my stripping while reviewing books totally is the same as...wait, what?)
Cicciolina yeah she's famous for a bestiality movie 0.o she's not actually italian, her name is Ilona Staller and she is from Hungary. She worked a lot in Italy though.
space_cowgirl
03-05-2013, 01:27 PM
^She was also married to Jeff Koons and was in Italian Parliment.
CarmenF
03-05-2013, 01:44 PM
^^^ yep she formed a party too. better than what there is now...
ManyRoses
03-05-2013, 05:59 PM
Yep! I have said, "throat clit" before. Like men have uvulas and we have second clitorises. Yes, I DID rip that off directly from Deep Throat
So YOU are the reason that I have guys asking me "is it true that there is a g-spot in a woman's throat?"
Yes. We do. That's why all women LOVE having a cock rammed down their throat for hours at a time. That's why in porn, guys shove their hands into women's throats. That's why women orgasm when they suck your dick! Wait...you mean no woman has cum while sucking you off? Well that's just weird. I mean, it feels so INCREDIBLE.
And bear in mind, I LOVE being throatfucked, and all that jazz. But y'know, because it is mentally sexy. Because it is power, control, humiliation...there actually is zero pure physical pleasure to be had.
Why on earth would we have evolved with that? What possible evidence could there be? Have you ever seen a woman masturbate by sticking her fingers in her throat? I'm not a bulimic, bb, I'm a nympho!
Can you imagine eating and drinking with a freaking G-SPOT IN YOUR THROAT? Foodgasms would never mean the same...
oCURIOUSo
03-05-2013, 06:39 PM
Some dude came in and offered me $300 to drink brown gravy out of my shoe. I made him tip $10 before I asked hubby to bring me gravy, and said he'd have to at least tip $150 before I ruined my shoe for him and he goes "Mmmm so good bb, now make it white like my dick"
Um... Thank's for the $3 profit on a packet of gravy dude, but um, make it white? It's brown gravy... and, um... do you have much experience with gravy?
BrightAndClaire
03-05-2013, 07:17 PM
I, um, am totally ruining it for everybody. Because I squirt from gagging while being throatfucked.
But let's be clear about this: I practice tantra and have for several years. There's a lot of physical discipline involved in being able to do that, and you need to have a competent partner. There is no fucking way I'm going to get that reaction out of shoving a dildo down my throat on camera. I have more fun with it than most, probably, but, um, no.
LoraDoll
03-05-2013, 08:51 PM
"I stand fully on you sweet" in free chat.
"move out so i can dome" super asshole.
"mm would like to fuck you in that position" in free. I expect, he is not retard.
" your to fat...." I m full satisfied with my shape. He thinks, he type this shit, and i ll cry, or what?
"jazzyj007 (Member): she can't speak...lol
jazzyj007 (Member) : watch this
jazzyj007 (Member) : pvt bb??
Of course, i see , he doin fake in my room. Maybe i ll tell him: okay, i m ready! Than the asshole can laugh on me, and feel himself pretty clever and cool.
Jaana
03-06-2013, 11:02 AM
In my inbox on SM:
Hello, my name is Stefano and my nik is Touchless_Cumshot.
I have an amateur channel on xhamster, and i make some videos showing my orgasm control: i can cum avery time i want to, without any touch too.
Now i would like to upload some new videos, i want to show a touchless cumshot during a cam2cam session, recording the screen and recording myself at the same time.
The final video will be the way by a guy came because of a girl teasing without any touch from him or from her.
Could we do it? Do you think is possible?
this is my channel so you can see better: http://xhamster.com/user/****
sexyred
03-06-2013, 09:37 PM
I've had cowboyslim90!!! I haven't done indy in like nine months, but I still remember him from my camwealth days. He told me the same thing and stupidly tried to degrade me. Such as dummy, LOL!
Guy bothering me on Yahoo, avoiding my questions asking for a show. I ell him I'm busy and don't chat for free, and that I bet he wouldn't like it very much if I went to where he was working and tried to make small talk while he was in the middle of something.
cowboyslim90: you dont work a real job idiot
AshleyRed
03-06-2013, 10:37 PM
3rd day and I've heard two good ones from the same crappy being:
RandomDude: You look like a Psycho. So white like a Ghost.
Me: Yeah, I'm psico. Just gimme your address and I'll go kill you and your whole family *staring with eyes wide open to the camera*
He ignores it but stays in the room saying usual random stuff (you're beautiful, show boobs, blah blah)... some time later:
RandomDude: do you have a navel?
Me: No, I'm an alien...
¬¬
Missbeth
03-06-2013, 10:48 PM
In my inbox on SM:
Hello, my name is Stefano and my nik is Touchless_Cumshot.
I have an amateur channel on xhamster, and i make some videos showing my orgasm control: i can cum avery time i want to, without any touch too.
Now i would like to upload some new videos, i want to show a touchless cumshot during a cam2cam session, recording the screen and recording myself at the same time.
The final video will be the way by a guy came because of a girl teasing without any touch from him or from her.
Could we do it? Do you think is possible?
this is my channel so you can see better: http://xhamster.com/user/****
Got that one today too...
Via Flaminia
03-07-2013, 01:02 AM
"Deepthroat & gag....Choke on my cock...and I want to hear dirty talk the whole time."
wth
BrightAndClaire
03-07-2013, 03:17 AM
"Deepthroat & gag....Choke on my cock...and I want to hear dirty talk the whole time."
wth
I think I had this guy last week. :)
StephanieXS
03-07-2013, 10:31 AM
In my inbox on SM:
Hello, my name is Stefano and my nik is Touchless_Cumshot.
I have an amateur channel on xhamster, and i make some videos showing my orgasm control: i can cum avery time i want to, without any touch too.
Now i would like to upload some new videos, i want to show a touchless cumshot during a cam2cam session, recording the screen and recording myself at the same time.
The final video will be the way by a guy came because of a girl teasing without any touch from him or from her.
Could we do it? Do you think is possible?
this is my channel so you can see better: http://xhamster.com/user/****
Got this guy last week...
justanothercamgirl
03-07-2013, 02:23 PM
I had a guy come into my room today telling me that I could make SO much more money off gold shows than I already was and tried to give me business advice on how to run my shows.
When I told him that it was fine and that I do okay, he then asked me for a longer show because he wasn't rich and didn't have much money.
It was an $1 gold show.
Um, if you don't have $1 for a gold show for the time amount I have already listed do you really think you are are qualified to tell me how to make loads of money?
justanothercamgirl
03-07-2013, 02:25 PM
In private
I want to see you suck on both your tits at the same time as you fuck yourself.
o.O
Um, dude.....You do realize that I only have 2 hands, right?
LoraDoll
03-07-2013, 02:27 PM
In free:
Hotboy_DK (TOP) : hi bb you look so sweet and hot can you do handjob for tip i will send until i cum ok bb?
Fallenangel2904
03-07-2013, 02:33 PM
In a rather long private guy tells me he 'wants to see me cum for real now' after I had done a while bunch of other things.
me: mm you wanna watch me cum baby?
him: yes very much
I start to fuck myself, rub my clit, get in the zone to 'cum'
30 seconds later
*user has logged out of chat* LOL I'm not a robot I can't cum in 30 seconds! Even though I probably wouldn't have been able to cum for real anyway, for future reference please allot more then 30 seconds for a woman to get herself off dude!
justanothercamgirl
03-07-2013, 02:36 PM
On MFC
guy: Hey, what are you wearing? Spin for me, bb!
me: Please tip for your request
guy: It wasn't a request. I was just asking......
me: Well if it isn't a request then I choose not to do it then. I am happy as I am.
guy: LOL. Ah, you got me.
o.O
justanothercamgirl
03-07-2013, 02:40 PM
On SM
guy: Show me your tits, bb!
JAC: I don't show my tits in free chat.
guy? Show me your tits, please?
---
Um yeah.....because you saying please totally sugar-coats the fact I already said no to you and you are now walking over a boundary. Can you tell I've had a fucking day today?
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/3825145/bad-day-o.gif (http://gifsoup.com/view/3825145/bad-day.html)
LoraDoll
03-07-2013, 03:07 PM
Love the Gif so much!
xD
LoraDoll
03-07-2013, 04:21 PM
me: what may i do for u?
Guest: strip for me is always nice. Where re u from?
me: Slovakia! :)
Guest: could u dance for me what especially dance in slovakia?
**Wtf?! xD **
me: i m not in that stuff. :*)
guest: u re sexy as hell, but it s one thing. ( feel free to degrade me assh*le, who the f*ck cares! )
*leaves*
o.o may i show him my diploma, and tell, i speak 10 languages? Or show up the rabbit from the hat, maybe play mozart on piano? xDD
MommieLongLegs
03-07-2013, 07:00 PM
On mfc today
guy: can you stand for us? (lol @ "us")
me: I'd appreciate it if you tip for your request
*he leaves
I'm standing and flirting and he comes back in
*he tips 10 tokens (aka 50 cents)
me: thank you! *blows kiss and continues standing, dancing.
him: see all that did was make me take longer to tip u
*I stop dancing, sit down and look at the cam, also adding 10 tokens back to my countdown.
me: I don't play by your rules. If you want me to do something on command, you tip first. Simple as that.
I wanted to throw two hard quarters at his face.
On Sm (Last night was my last night there btw)
dude: stand up sexy
me: nice. a command without even a hello. Please tip for your request.
dude: wow just to stand.
me: don't tell me what it's "just". I'm not here to do things for free.
dude: i dont want nething free. just wanna see what ur workin wit first (lol)
me: aka see something for free
dude:1st off no one pays for something without looking at it first
me: this isn't a used car lot
*he leaves
IsobelWren
03-08-2013, 12:56 PM
...Hello, my name is Stefano and my nik is Touchless_Cumshot....
Yeah, I got that guy too. He came into my room first and said, "I sent you an email." I told him I'd only check emails while on cam for 5 gold. He replied, "This is a great opportunity that you can't afford to pass up." I laughed and he left. I responded to his email later, telling him I was available for exclusive chat any time, and he could even make an appointment with me. He never replied.
TheBrownFox
03-08-2013, 02:23 PM
Guys asking cam models to list the names of local places they visit frequently (clubs, malls, etc.). *facepalm*
I mean, COME ON...when guys are asking you 100 questions about where you live, and is now asking about your frequently visited spots, they are trying to "bump" into you. DO NOT give them the specifics!
MommieLongLegs
03-08-2013, 10:36 PM
pm on mfc:
him:really simple
if i like how ya look naked...i will consider a full pvt show
him: much better than tips
me: wow you didnt even try to make that sound appealing
me: good luck on your quest for a free show
him: how so?
him: huh?
him: i am not for certain i asked for a free show
him: i think i offered compensation?
me: u think im gonna get naked THEN you pay?
me: what a joke
bye
him:well you have not gotten the tokens you desire
him: not sure who loses here
me: perhaps you shouldnt tell models to get naked before "considering" to go pvt
him: perhaps i am in a pvt now with a model who was smart enough to honor my terms and is now getting paid
him:i cant think of any models who arent earning tokens right now...can you tell me?
me: lol you're funny
have fun with her
MommieLongLegs
03-09-2013, 03:16 PM
Ah, here we go again. On mfc:
douche: how much to watch my cam
me: 200 tokens
douche: 200 tokens to see my cam?
that's a joke
most models charge 50-100 tokens, not 200
me: well go to them
douche: kids these days
*ban
note: 200 tokens is 10 dollars, which is me being generous. He's wanting to pay 2.50-5.00. To watch him jack his dick. How about from now on they can spend 60-80 tokens ($3-$4) a minute in pvt for me to watch their cams? Sounds good to me.
It's the same thing as going into Walgreens and complaining to the clerk that your fave shampoo is x amount (cheaper) at Walmart. So...go there then or come back when it's on sale.
TheBrownFox
03-09-2013, 04:22 PM
Ah, here we go again. On mfc:
douche: how much to watch my cam
me: 200 tokens
douche: 200 tokens to see my cam?
that's a joke
most models charge 50-100 tokens, not 200
me: well go to them
douche: kids these days
*ban
note: 200 tokens is 10 dollars, which is me being generous. He's wanting to pay 2.50-5.00. To watch him jack his dick. How about from now on they can spend 60-80 tokens ($3-$4) a minute in pvt for me to watch their cams? Sounds good to me.
It's the same thing as going into Walgreens and complaining to the clerk that your fave shampoo is x amount (cheaper) at Walmart. So...go there then or come back when it's on sale.
The funny thing is that even if you told him 100 tokens, he'd probably try to negotiate that price too, to try to get it down to 50 tokens or 20...lol. I hate when they compare you to other models too.
"I pay other models with PayPal all the time." Well then take your whining-ass back to their rooms then.....
LoraDoll
03-09-2013, 04:40 PM
pff. i hate this tipe of "guests"
and this:
" perhaps i am in a pvt now with a model who was smart enough to honor my terms and is now getting paid
him:i cant think of any models who arent earning tokens right now...can you tell me?"
i never give them any response. I really dont mind, if he do this shit on the site, but i wont assist him to do it in my room. O.o
kick them out of room, after their first words, or simpli just dont listen what they say.
Some of my guest says, i m too strict. :*)
MommieLongLegs
03-09-2013, 05:02 PM
@BFn Lora-Yeah, I know it's crazy. These guys have such little respect and regard for us that they think it's up to them to decide what we can and should charge. To them, we're desperate for money and are looking for handouts (ie we're not 'really' working for our $), so we should just be thankful for whatever coins they toss our way and do whatever they want in free chat for said coins.
Off topic: Is it just me, or are mfc guys too quiet? I've logged off several times because I'll have 5+ premiums n several basics, and they just sit there, no matter what I do(dance, talk, type), til someone (usually a basic) gives me a "mmm so sexy" compliment. After awhile, if no one speaks I just log off. Do I have to 'entice' them to talk now, too? lol
Fallenangel2904
03-09-2013, 10:07 PM
Guest: see penty
Me: In private
Guest: see boobs
Me: IN PRIVATE (yelling this time)
Guest: see vergena
Me: See a dictionary :kick:
Missbeth
03-10-2013, 12:27 AM
In a rather long private guy tells me he 'wants to see me cum for real now' after I had done a while bunch of other things.
me: mm you wanna watch me cum baby?
him: yes very much
I start to fuck myself, rub my clit, get in the zone to 'cum'
30 seconds later
*user has logged out of chat* LOL I'm not a robot I can't cum in 30 seconds! Even though I probably wouldn't have been able to cum for real anyway, for future reference please allot more then 30 seconds for a woman to get herself off dude!
Ahh these guys....so funny. :)
Even better are the guys who think we can cum or even squirt on command...without touching ourselves..at all....
I need to remember to thank the camgirlw who trained them to think that.
TheBrownFox
03-10-2013, 02:27 AM
Some of my guest says, i m too strict.
Don't worry. I had a regular who told me that I have too many rules, which is bullshit. On a site like MyFreeCams, you HAVE to have rules, otherwise you will get scammed, taken advantage of, your time wasted, and you'll wind up with burnout with very little money to show for it. By the way, this is the same guy who called me 'paranoid' because I wasn't giving out my phone number to my regulars. *rolls eyes* What a dumbass.
Timor
03-10-2013, 10:01 AM
custy: hey hru
me: fine thanks, yourself?
c: meh
c: lonely
c: wish I had a gf
m: aww, no fun being lonely
c: yeah
c: you want to be my gf?
o.0
LoraDoll
03-10-2013, 10:44 AM
These type of guest ll pay nicely, if u can handle them well.
Love them so much. :D
Jaana
03-10-2013, 10:59 AM
Indie dude wanted a VERY SPECIFIC camera angle where I was showing my face and my soles at the same time, up close(?!?!?). i told him i was not going to re-arrange my camera set up unless he paid for a show and helped me. His response for me not turning my camera on for free?
iamhereforu11: ur a dumb bitch
iamhereforu11: i hope u fuckin rot in hell with ur whole fam that created u
iamhereforu11: U FUCKIN CUNT
justanothercamgirl
03-10-2013, 12:57 PM
guy: show me your tits
JAC: No
guy: just one nipple?
JAC: No
guy: come on, bb!
JAC: No
guy: You're a meanie!
*ban*
---
Hey, who was I to disappoint? }:D
cumslut4u
03-10-2013, 07:51 PM
GUY: view bobs bb
ME: bobs? (knew he meant boobs lol)
GUY: view bubs
ME: bubs?
GUY: BRaaaaaaaaaa
*kicks
Sunnylexie
03-11-2013, 05:35 AM
iltheta29: can you cum fast?
Me: how fast
iltheta29: few mins?
Me: yes
but ive got to do what i need
iltheta29: squirt? or creamer?
Me: i just cum
do you know anyone who can make a woman squirt in just a few min lol?
I'd marry him
iltheta29: ive seen some *leaves*
I just love how they want to give that lady-pleaser impression all while squarely trying to cheap out on the said lady.