View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Melodie
03-11-2013, 07:43 AM
Hes seen some pee on their beds is what he's seen!
justanothercamgirl
03-12-2013, 07:47 AM
guy: y won't u show your booty?
JAC: I do privates during the following times...(times here)
*guy leaves*
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Fucking freeloaders!
IsobelWren
03-12-2013, 08:51 AM
Guest: see vergena
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/36057371.jpg
MommieLongLegs
03-12-2013, 10:47 AM
I've had 3 guys in the past week on mfc come in and announce they're underage (10/14/16).
It's always along the same line: I've never been with a woman before, you'll be my first, I'm x age.
I then say: take your fantasy somewhere else then block them. Sometimes before I block, they'd be like "I really am x age". I know they're most likely 40-year-olds fantasizing about being underage, but it pisses me off(and I hate people trying to get free role play/fantasy).
But, the way I see it, no kid would announce his age. That'd be like sneaking into the club, then announcing to everyone he's really only 18.
I just hate the idea of it actually being true. :/
CarmenF
03-12-2013, 10:54 AM
Most trolls are probably virgins anyway so why lie about age lol
Jaana
03-12-2013, 10:57 AM
I've had 3 guys in the past week on mfc come in and announce they're underage (10/14/16).
It's always along the same line: I've never been with a woman before, you'll be my first, I'm x age.
I then say: take your fantasy somewhere else then block them. Sometimes before I block, they'd be like "I really am x age". I know they're most likely 40-year-olds fantasizing about being underage, but it pisses me off(and I hate people trying to get free role play/fantasy).
But, the way I see it, no kid would announce his age. That'd be like sneaking into the club, then announcing to everyone he's really only 18.
I just hate the idea of it actually being true. :/Yeah, i used to get that a lot on MGF. "I'm 15 I've never seen boobs before"..yeah. Not a single guy i knew at 15 would admit to never have seeing boobs before. From what i've noticed, the guys who say "I'm 18 bb young big cock but no cc" are probably the ones who actually are 15/16.
MommieLongLegs
03-12-2013, 02:16 PM
This is more like what I've seen on cam. I put it out of my mind until now.
Awhile ago, when I was on sm, this guy took me exclusive.
He didn't want me to do anything, and he didn't get undressed. He just gave me a tour of his home. Then he showed me pics (clothed) of his wife and said she'd love me etc.
Then he told me to get dressed (I was in my panties), and once covered up he turned the cam to his daughter, she was like 2...standing there drinking from a sippy cup. She didn't look at the cam, but still...
I froze, and he just started talking about how she's his world, pride and joy etc.
He said he had to go, it was nice meeting me etc, and left.
There was nothing xrated, but I'm concerned why he would be ok buying a cam show then showing the cam girl his daughter. Idk, I want to believe it was just bad judgment on his part, but you never know. :(
space_cowgirl
03-12-2013, 02:23 PM
^ That gave me the chills. WTF was that? I get the lonely guy just wanting to talk, but the 2 year old? Huh?
LoraDoll
03-12-2013, 11:59 PM
I had a *TopGuest* on "my" site, who tell me, he is one of the managers there.
He manage the top girls, and decide wich girls placed on the first sites.
He turn on cam, and seems like SnoopDog. Reeeeally high, fuxes, and the face "i m really satisfied myself" poor ones. :*
Of course, he is very helpfull, and only thing i have to do: contact him on msn, and we ll fix my web problems together. xD
My previous site, i had a guest, who tell me, he is one of the site's owners.
He tell me, how much i earn on that day, month... how much hour i spent online etc. Fill my profile site, as he like. And find me on facebook. xD
Somehow, this "type" of pvt seems hard to me, but brings great money.
kittykrane
03-13-2013, 06:00 AM
One guest said he would tip me 100 gold (he said tokens though...lol) to recite a tongue twister that he posts in my free chat. I said "sure, if you pay up first, but it would be cheaper in PVT to do that"..He said "oh well so-and-so (model name) did it and she got 150...BS! So I drop by her room and there he is, harassing her too..LOL... Seriously, insulting my intelligence will get you nowhere. Newbies really need to watch out for these tricksters.
selinas
03-13-2013, 08:10 AM
Guest: Are you a truck stop whore?
Yes. Clearly I am not camming from my bedroom, but from a truck stop. While I'm selling my body to truckers. Obviously.
Rosemary Rabbit
03-13-2013, 09:57 AM
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BrightAndClaire
03-13-2013, 04:39 PM
I felt like the Goddess Pele and SM was sacrificing all of their virgins to my room.
So far I've only had one self-professed virgin in my room, although there are a lot of guys whose grasp of female anatomy makes me think they must BE virgins.
I had Satan worshipper dude in my room again the other night.
"I'm jerkin off on the Bible again."
"Uh huh."
"Will you worship Satan with me bb?"
"Sure, in exclusive." *openly rolling my eyes.*
"Will you hail him as your lord and master?"
"Whatever, dude, but in exclusive, because Satan likes capitalism."
*dude flees, taking his sticky Bible with him.*
seller317
03-13-2013, 04:44 PM
I had the satan worshipper too but after an annoying and very creepy convo in free chat I just banned him. I'm not sure I could force myself to appear convincing even if he was willing to go exclusive. How odd some guys are lol
Missbeth
03-13-2013, 07:30 PM
I had the satan worshipper too but after an annoying and very creepy convo in free chat I just banned him. I'm not sure I could force myself to appear convincing even if he was willing to go exclusive. How odd some guys are lol
Yeah I banned him too...
I don't think I could take that exclusive even if he was serious and paying $20/min.
BrightAndClaire
03-13-2013, 07:45 PM
Yeah I banned him too...
I don't think I could take that exclusive even if he was serious and paying $20/min.
Oh he's never going to buy a show from ANYONE, but I like to mess with him when he shows up.
delilahd
03-13-2013, 09:47 PM
Some guy came into my room as asked me to twirl and when I said no he was all like "crap, no credit." Ughh. Dear Dude, I will NOT give you wank material for free. Some other guy was being all creepy in public chat and I doled out my very first ban. Go me!
Sunnylexie
03-13-2013, 11:36 PM
Oh he's never going to buy a show from ANYONE, but I like to mess with him when he shows up.
No he isnt. I've had that guy twice, he's just trolling for reaction. Too bad, cause I'm ok with blasphemy play.
breezzzy
03-14-2013, 12:25 AM
some dumb ass motherfucker wrote "let me see your pussy bb so i know what I'm investing in before i take you private"
Fallenangel2904
03-14-2013, 01:07 AM
Dumb ass: Are u live?
Ignored at first because he had been sitting there conversing with me for at least 5 minutes
Dumb ass: R u live bb?
Me: No...I'm dead
Dumb ass: No I mean r u a recording or r u live?
O_o Seriously? You've been sitting in my room for a good 5 minutes chatting with me. I personally greeted you with 'Hi so and so' when you entered my room. How the HELL would I be a recording? Can people really be that dumb?
neliana
03-14-2013, 01:12 AM
some dumb ass motherfucker wrote "let me see your pussy bb so i know what I'm investing in before i take you private"
Omg lol at "investing in". Since when was a cam show considered an investment??
karaamsel
03-14-2013, 10:08 AM
This isn't something I've "heard" but still is annoying... i understand that guys are proud of their cocks or get off on us shaming their tiny peckers so they message us pics of them. I get it. But seriously, 5MB of pics in one message? That's some high resolution nonsense.
Special_K
03-14-2013, 01:21 PM
Cheap dude: Do you watch cams?
Me: Yes, I will if you tip in exchange
Cheap dude: oh honey I'm sorry I only have 100 tokens right now, and I don't want to spend them on you, but I promise I'm hot.
... seriously?
CarmenF
03-14-2013, 03:55 PM
^^^^ Holy crap you just lost 5$ and the sight of one hot cock DAMN
Special_K
03-14-2013, 05:35 PM
A couple of min ago
"Can I tease u with the size of my big erected dick, i bet u can't resist such a big dick just check my cam out"
When will they learn big dicks don't pay our bills!
LaceyCummings
03-14-2013, 06:13 PM
"Are you live?" annoys me too!
I don't understand how they are either A- THAT stupid or B- What they can possibly gain from accusing me of being a recording AFTER I have greeted them with their unique screen name, and responded to things they said. Clearly, I have already "proven" that I am live at that point, so what do they think is going to happen? Why do they not at least OPEN the conversation with "Is this live?" SMH
Dumb ass: Are u live?
Ignored at first because he had been sitting there conversing with me for at least 5 minutes
Dumb ass: R u live bb?
Me: No...I'm dead
Dumb ass: No I mean r u a recording or r u live?
O_o Seriously? You've been sitting in my room for a good 5 minutes chatting with me. I personally greeted you with 'Hi so and so' when you entered my room. How the HELL would I be a recording? Can people really be that dumb?
BrightAndClaire
03-14-2013, 10:30 PM
Tonight, someone bought a private with me solely to lecture me about the evils of pork, and how God wants me not to eat pork.
So I kept asking him thought-provoking questions to keep him going. It was a solid 15 minutes.
First thing I'm going to buy when I get paid is a pound of fancy bacon.
sophiesecrets
03-15-2013, 12:39 PM
Got this winner recently =)
sophie smith: no sorry honey
sophie smith: $ 1st, no exceptions =)
isaac Goben: Fine we Skype and I show u the 50$ that I will put on my card tomorrow and pay u thrn
isaac Goben: Then
sophie smith: sorry honey
isaac Goben:Then let me show u my cock
isaac Goben: Please get naked with me
sophie smith: not guna happen til u pay
isaac Goben: Where do u live
isaac Goben: Can u pay 16$ for me?
sophie smith: no lol, u pay we play, only way this works
isaac Goben: Got kik
isaac Goben: Listen I got 50$ in cash give me ur address
sophie smith: dont give that out
isaac Goben: How old r u
*** sophie smith blocked isaac.goben15 ***
Should have blocked him a lot sooner, a lil embarrassed i even responded lol.
Jaana
03-15-2013, 12:56 PM
Not really on cam, but on Twitter. Guy reponds to a tweet about Niteflirt saying to follow him back so we can arrange a show. I kept telling him to just call me on NF. He's like oh no you wish for me to pay? i thought you were just a horny Finnish guy that wanted to play with a half Estonian man. i say "HALF ESTONIAN?! That changes EVERYTHING". he goes "yeah just follow me back!", so I twitpic him a picture of Grumpy Cta that says "no". His response`Nice cat okay talk to you tomorrow,
Again, no.
I hate when people think i give a flying fuck about their nationality/race/whatever."U like blk dick bb? Arab dick bb? Irish dick bb?" IF YOU'RE PAYING ME, I LOVE ANY DICK.
LoraDoll
03-16-2013, 11:07 PM
showyourass,pussy etcetc...
guest04 : feet
guest82 : and is your pussy shaved ?
kotulko (Member) : bb do u have heels? can u show them to cam?
Aliz*** : u know i wont do that in free chat, but there is always a lot of ppl, who come into any girls room and do this.
Aliz*** : is it good?
Aliz*** : :D
***Silence***
Aliz*** : continue
Aliz*** : pls.
Aliz*** : :D
breezzzy
03-17-2013, 12:38 AM
you should have flirted with him a bit
tell him your starting to get a little wet then ask him to prove how hot he is
as soon as he tipped you to open his cam
say hold on let me just change positions than ban his fucking ass for being rude
breezzzy
03-17-2013, 12:40 AM
Cheap dude: Do you watch cams?
Me: Yes, I will if you tip in exchange
Cheap dude: oh honey I'm sorry I only have 100 tokens right now, and I don't want to spend them on you, but I promise I'm hot.
... seriously?
oops i didn't quote you
the above post was for this
Jaana
03-17-2013, 08:21 AM
Had a guy on Yahoo today looking for a submissive role play that involved me drinking alcohol. I told him it was 9;30 AM and that I don't currently have any booze in my house, and he called me a liar and told me that i need to "prove" how submissive I am. Mind you, I'm not submissive at all, but i can pretend to be during a role play session and you'd never know the difference but at that point i just blocked his ass. is there anything more annoying than when guys say "prove it"? It's like no, bitch. prove you have money first.
Sunnylexie
03-17-2013, 08:06 PM
Hey beautiful, here are a couple pics for you, just a lil something *two different views of his dick, of course*, let me know what you think and send me a pic if you don't mind!!!
My answer:
Um, I think it is a dick.
The picture I sent him:
33068
Well, you've gotta be more specific when asking for a pic...
seller317
03-17-2013, 10:10 PM
Cheap loser: I just sent you a message. Tell me what you think (leaves before I can respond )
5 minutes later- Cheap loser: Well what did you think?
Me: I'm sorry I don't check my messages until I log off.
Cheap loser leaves and never returns lol I had a feeling it was a dick pic. I don't understand what makes some guys think we wanna stop working just to see a dick pic?
BrightAndClaire
03-17-2013, 11:02 PM
Tonight a favorite regular started trying to get me to kick people out of my room so that he and I could talk privately (but non-sexually, he says). I tended to give him a lot of leeway in the past because he was very nice and, even if he didn't buy a show, he would keep conversation going...but that just crossed the line into disrespect. He has my Twitter, he can talk to me when I'm not trying to make money.
LaceyCummings
03-18-2013, 05:26 PM
In free chat, of course:
Twit: can you deepthroat?
Twit: flash deepthroat bb
:rotfl:
Yeah, just flash it real quick in free chat... for free. Why don't you "flash" me some gold, bitch-tits?
LoraDoll
03-18-2013, 06:27 PM
"Yeah, just flash it real quick in free chat... for free. Why don't you "flash" me some gold, bitch-tits?"
Maybe i m mad, but i worked all the days in this year without a break.
And i really tired off, about these guys. Tired, as hell.
And when u dont do what sb wants in free, and say: "are u alive" "are u dead" "she is not there"
I just feel "bloahhh" or just feel sorry those guys.
And one freeloader:
"Disconnect me once Again and i gonna report you "
If u dont have better thing to do huni? :S Bann.
BrightAndClaire
03-18-2013, 06:35 PM
Creep: Would you cut your hair?
Me: Uh, no...I'm very attached to my hair.
Creep: Just chin length, I'll pay you 3000 gold.
Me: Really. You'd pay $3,000, because this is Streamate and that's what gold works out to, to watch me cut my hair?
Creep: 5000?
Me: Okay, prove it. Let's see a tip.
Creep: Get the scissors and start cutting and I'll do it.
Me: You're kind of disturbing. *ban*
Sunnylexie
03-18-2013, 07:30 PM
During my TV GS countdown
forza25: cute
but retard
forza25: i still like u, but u look retarded
forza25: no no no, i was just sayin
ur cute, and hot but i think u have a problem
forza25: dont block me i haveing fun here
forza25: so dont block me
forza25: i will take u pvt after the gold show
Guess my school really rocks for having taught a "special" person a second language?
justanothercamgirl
03-18-2013, 08:46 PM
During a $1 GS
insultingguy: (asks an insane and unresonable request)
JAC: Please read GS topic. There are no requests
insultingguy: (asks an even more insane and unreasonable request)
JAC: Please read GS topic. There is still no requests
insultingguy: Fucking uptight Canadians
*JAC patiently waits for the show to end and kick everyone out into free chat*
-- insultingguy has now been banned --
breezzzy
03-19-2013, 06:39 PM
what are you wearing today honey
( i was completely nude)
Sunnylexie
03-19-2013, 09:55 PM
Guy 1: do you do gold shows?
Me: yes
Guy 2: any with breathplay?
Me: gold show with breathplay?
Guy 2: yes
Guy 2: people will pay for the gold show with breathplay
In my 4 years of camming, I've only seen 3 men who are into breathplay. Wonder why those fetish guys are so sure everyone enjoys toe sucking, drooling or choking just as much as they do.
BrightAndClaire
03-19-2013, 11:23 PM
In free chat:
Weirdo: What's gagging?
Me: Uh, really? *describes the act, shows the dildo I use*
Weirdo: Private?
Me: Sure, baby, ready when you are.
In private, immediately:
Weirdo: Boobies!
Me: Mmmm, yeah baby, here they are...you wanna see more?
Weirdo: No, just boobies!
My husband, when I told him later:
You just did a show for a 14 year old who stole his dad's credit card. Don't worry, everyone needs to sexually blossom sometime.
Jaana
03-20-2013, 02:17 AM
[10:21:57 AM] Jaana Ruutu: Hi. What can i do for you=
[10:22:17 AM] Fred: Fetish webcam show?
[10:22:33 AM] Jaana Ruutu: What's the fetish?
[10:22:56 AM] Fred: Roleplay or something very alternative
[10:23:15 AM] Fred: What do you provide I like menus
[10:23:42 AM] Jaana Ruutu: Well, you need to tell me exactly what you're ionterested in. As far as RP i'm opento anything that isn't incestupous or underaged
[10:24:14 AM] Fred: And what about other taboo alt stuff
[10:24:47 AM] Jaana Ruutu: Like I said, you have to tell me what you wan.
[10:38:26 AM] Fred: I think your too vanilla for me
[10:55:26 AM] Jaana Ruutu: and I think you're a moron, so we're even.
[10:55:32 AM] Jaana Ruutu: Goodbye.
I AM NOT A GOD FUCKING DAMN MIND READER. Does this guy go into Subway and be like "I want a sandwich" "What kind, sir?" "A HOT ONE!"
euaici
03-20-2013, 02:28 AM
D
O_o Seriously? You've been sitting in my room for a good 5 minutes chatting with me. I personally greeted you with 'Hi so and so' when you entered my room. How the HELL would I be a recording? Can people really be that dumb?
Yep, they can :D
Rosemary Rabbit
03-20-2013, 10:22 AM
I AM NOT A GOD FUCKING DAMN MIND READER. Does this guy go into Subway and be like "I want a sandwich" "What kind, sir?" "A HOT ONE!"
SAMMICH BB
SHO SAMMICH
OPEN SAMMICH BB
SAMMICH
SAMMICH
SAMMICH
BB
HOT SAMMICH
thx bb i ate
justanothercamgirl
03-20-2013, 11:17 AM
SAMMICH BB
SHO SAMMICH
OPEN SAMMICH BB
SAMMICH
SAMMICH
SAMMICH
BB
HOT SAMMICH
thx bb i ate
I didn't think it was possible for me to love you anymore than I do, Rosemary bb!
But, after this comment it would appear that I do. ;D
SofiaRosa
03-20-2013, 01:42 PM
ok, i am new at this, but it seems kind of weird that lots of guys who come in to my room ask where i am from, and as soon as i say Arizona, they leave. Is it a bad place to be from? Where should i tell them i am from?
seller317
03-20-2013, 02:03 PM
Your not close enough to them so they look for a girl that's closer to them but this isnt really a dating site and if they ask me where Im from I just say america. If they ask what state I kick them out or dont tell them and they leave.