View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Sunnylexie
03-20-2013, 05:34 PM
Idiot: prove you really use nipple clamps
Noo, I dont use them, but still got them here because I couldn't find a better use for the $30.
Sunnylexie
03-20-2013, 06:52 PM
insilence: can i see your ass before pvt
Me: in all my years of camming guys asking for previews and guys taking pvts have never been the same ppl)
insilence: if only you could see my middle finger up hun
Me: guess you are gonna be the first one?;-)
insilence: its in front of your face
Me: well you can see mine *flip a bird=>BAN*
UPD: he tagged me "attitude problm" lol
loveshooks
03-20-2013, 08:27 PM
SAMMICH BB
SHO SAMMICH
OPEN SAMMICH BB
SAMMICH
SAMMICH
SAMMICH
BB
HOT SAMMICH
thx bb i ate
^^^I laughed so fucking hard
not on cam exactly, but this was too good not to write about here. On elm tonight completing an escrow and took a look through the requests while I was there, and found this:
"Looking for unscripted, spontaneous Skype/cam session. Length need not be determined or limited to ensure orgasm is achieved on both sides of the cam. Prefer creativity and experimentation and sharing the experience who truly gets a rush out of camming. Think of the credits a bonus for doing something you would do anyway"
-virgin buyer (big shock)
hope he stays that way cuz writing ish like that he doesn't deserve an orgasm
I am seriously using this tactic the next time I buy a piece of original art...hey, I'll pay for the materials, your love of your work shall be it's own reward for the rest ::)
for real, please no one give this guy an orgasm
TheBrownFox
03-20-2013, 08:52 PM
ok, i am new at this, but it seems kind of weird that lots of guys who come in to my room ask where i am from, and as soon as i say Arizona, they leave. Is it a bad place to be from? Where should i tell them i am from?
Guys always do that shit...lol. If you happened to be from the same state as him, you know what his next question would've been? "What part of Arizona?" Then when you tell him "Sorry, I don't say the name of my town/city," he'll probably be like "I'm not a psycho or anything." LOL. People from the same state as you act like they have some special connection with you or something...like y'all gonna go meet up for lunch or something...lol.
Glasses
03-20-2013, 09:00 PM
When I kick them, they come back and ask:
"What happened?"
Guess what....
Cherrie05
03-21-2013, 09:41 AM
I get the 'Where you from' all day everyday...I should start telling them the real state I was born in (but haven't lived in in 20+ years) and they would probably call me a liar....and they are stupid cause where you're from may not be the same as 'where do you live NOW'.....I make em guess and choose the state I grew up in and of course errybody is from the next state over...lol...glad my geo-block is working...
this tread entertained me so much while I was slow so here are mu dumb 1s from today...
DUMBASS #1 : how bout you unstrap your bra and we can go private bb?
ME: I can unstrap my bra ONCE we go prt....
DUMBASS #1 : (leaves room)
DUMBASS #2 : wassup girl, what that booty looking like?
Me: it's phat & juicy (lol)
DUMBASS #2 : I would love to take a gander at that lovely booty?
Me: Sure....for a TIP.....
DUMBASS #2 (silent for about 2 mins)
DUMBASS #2: You should show more skin
(I'm in a tube top dress)
Me: No, I'm good...I show all me skin in private....
DUMBASS #2 (leaves room)
Do they not know we hear all kinda shit ALL....DAY....LONG....like they asses special & we just gonna jump to please them FOR FREE
roast
03-21-2013, 09:46 AM
Hey beautiful, here are a couple pics for you, just a lil something *two different views of his dick, of course*, let me know what you think and send me a pic if you don't mind!!!
My answer:
Um, I think it is a dick.
The picture I sent him:
33068
Well, you've gotta be more specific when asking for a pic...
I keep coming back to this and laughing hysterically, so many times, lol so I just gave up and put it as my desktop background
MommieLongLegs
03-21-2013, 11:16 AM
When they ask "where u from?", they mean "where are you?". I always say something like Antarctica, and they'll be like "I don't believe you"...lol No shit, dipshit. I'll tell them I'm doing research there ::)
They annoy me with the prying, the "I'm not a stalker", or the "how am I supposed to get to know you?", or the "I'm gonna keep guessing states until I find the right one" bs. By pressing the issue, you are acting like a stalker and someone who doesn't respect boundaries. Ask again and your next question will be "why'd you block me bb? :'( ".
Annoyance #2: Guys who ask "you do Skype bb? Give me your id. Here's mine"...How about you read my mf'n profile that says to pay x tokens for a 10-minute show and you'll get my id. Also, it says "Skype" in my topic. Then he'll say that's expensive and offer like 100-200 tokens (5-10 dollars) for 5 minutes. Dude, take your annoying broke ass somewhere else.
Annoyance #3: Once a guy has done a Skype show, he now thinks we're friends, and wants to message me on Skype just to talk. No, Skype is for shows only, which is why I now keep it off until you pay for another show.
Am I being a bitch? Don't know, don't care.
Jaana
03-21-2013, 11:18 AM
I think it's annoying when I tell guys I live in Finland and their response is "Oh, my ancestors come from Sweden." Cool, those are two completely different places.
Special_K
03-21-2013, 11:59 AM
When they ask "where u from?", they mean "where are you?". I always say something like Antarctica, and they'll be like "I don't believe you"...lol No shit, dipshit. I'll tell them I'm doing research there ::)
They annoy me with the prying, the "I'm not a stalker", or the "how am I supposed to get to know you?", or the "I'm gonna keep guessing states until I find the right one" bs. By pressing the issue, you are acting like a stalker and someone who doesn't respect boundaries. Ask again and your next question will be "why'd you block me bb? :'( ".
Annoyance #2: Guys who ask "you do Skype bb? Give me your id. Here's mine"...How about you read my mf'n profile that says to pay x tokens for a 10-minute show and you'll get my id. Also, it says "Skype" in my topic. Then he'll say that's expensive and offer like 100-200 tokens (5-10 dollars) for 5 minutes. Dude, take your annoying broke ass somewhere else.
Annoyance #3: Once a guy has done a Skype show, he now thinks we're friends, and wants to message me on Skype just to talk. No, Skype is for shows only, which is why I now keep it off until you pay for another show.
Am I being a bitch? Don't know, don't care.
Ugh all of those scenarios annoy me so much, especially the where are you from? Does it matter? Why do you need to know? Do I look like I care if you believe me or not? We are NEVER going to meet each other therefore it doesn't matter if you know where I'm from or my current location because you and I is never gonna happen buddy.
I think my tolerance for dumb questions is wearing off :(
~Carmen~
03-21-2013, 01:38 PM
Guys always do that shit...lol. If you happened to be from the same state as him, you know what his next question would've been? "What part of Arizona?" Then when you tell him "Sorry, I don't say the name of my town/city," he'll probably be like "I'm not a psycho or anything." LOL. People from the same state as you act like they have some special connection with you or something...like y'all gonna go meet up for lunch or something...lol.
What gets me is when I tell them I can't say my city for safety reason. And they come back with "Just private message it to me".
Via Flaminia
03-21-2013, 10:40 PM
"You look like the holocaust just took a shit."
Keep it classy, SM trolls/camgirls.
Jinja
03-22-2013, 09:18 AM
Annoyance #3: Once a guy has done a Skype show, he now thinks we're friends, and wants to message me on Skype just to talk. No, Skype is for shows only, which is why I now keep it off until you pay for another show.
I made the mistake of talking to one of my fetish customer on gmail chat, and now he thinks we're friends. He's a good customer, so when he originally started the chat asking about some clips he wanted me to make it was cool. Now he just wants to shoot the shit. Um, no.
shysara79
03-22-2013, 04:28 PM
I had a guy say to me.. Oh you look just like my dad! I said.. aghhhh Thanks for the compliment, your dad must be a hot transsexual :)
sophiesecrets
03-22-2013, 06:10 PM
Ima skype ho, i live with my skype on and i send out tons of ads, u can imagine some of the guys i get... this latest one is my current favorite
Dumbass: Im an hot boy bb. U cum on cam wit me i make u cum, u never leav.
Sophie Smith: lol... <Copy paste show info here>
Dumbass: noooo..freeee for me bb. I am hotttt boy!
Sophie Smith: I dont know what that is, it sounds like you may need to adjust the temperature. Ur definitely on crack if u think i would play for free.
Dumbass: I NOT ON CRACKI HA VE GREAT JOB WITH GOVERMINT! I HAV SO MUCH MONY. U JUST SCUMSLUT! I FUCK UR MOM. U STOPID BICH! U IZ UGLY HORE!
Sophie Smith: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.... Thank you for that, really, i just cracked the fuck up. Ur hilarious.
Dumbass: TY
Sophie Smith:...ok, catch u later, crazy O.o
Dumbass: 1have 12 inh cock bb! i take u 2 heven bb.
[3/12/2013 5:09:57 PM] *** sophie smith blocked ... ***
Im still giggling.
LaceyCummings
03-22-2013, 07:06 PM
SM is laggy, so I tried AdultWork today.
On AW, if you so desire, you can view a guy's cam in free chat, at no cost to you! ;) Lucky for me, this fucking humanitarian was feeling generous today...
leonscock2013: wanna see a sneak preview of my hot bod babe?x
me: *laughing* I'll check that out in private babe.
leonscock2013: mmmmmm im sure you ll like
me: Great. Then let's go pvt so you can show me.
leonscock2013 logged off
LaceyCummings
03-24-2013, 05:47 PM
The poetry of SM chat
I like to imagine this as one beautiful poem being recited to me, even though these two lyricists couldn't read each others' text. These two equally stupid "sentences" occurred at the exact same instant, which made it a lot funnier to me. If no one else thinks this is funny I apologize, I may have been smoking a lot-ish.
bazooka44: Your smile is comparable to the perfumed one to only bloom of one rose. <---* Whut?
lucandluca: and u ass baby ?
It reminded me of this
http://imgur.com/gallery/XJTfpb2
xxtinamariexx
03-25-2013, 08:26 AM
In my inbox on SM:
Hello, my name is Stefano and my nik is Touchless_Cumshot.
I have an amateur channel on xhamster, and i make some videos showing my orgasm control: i can cum avery time i want to, without any touch too.
Now i would like to upload some new videos, i want to show a touchless cumshot during a cam2cam session, recording the screen and recording myself at the same time.
The final video will be the way by a guy came because of a girl teasing without any touch from him or from her.
Could we do it? Do you think is possible?
this is my channel so you can see better: http://xhamster.com/user/****
Just had him in my freechat asking, I wasn't sure, googled him and came back to this post haha I finally told him no, i wasn't sure what to do either
Vlodina
03-25-2013, 08:36 AM
In freechat:
GarethJones1988: drippping wet i hope? ;)
Scotty_Hottie: sliding around in it lol (I pretend to slip on the floor while rolling my eyes, clearly taking the piss)
GarethJones1988: ooommmgggg yummm
GarethJones1988: so jealous
GarethJones1988: i wana bathe in it
Scotty_Hottie: fair enough ;)
breezzzy
03-25-2013, 08:38 AM
i also hate it when people don't write in english
i don't know why this guy kept talking in spanish (last night) when it was quite clear that i only speak english
Jaana
03-25-2013, 08:41 AM
I get guys trying to speak Italian to me a lot. My name is Jaana Ruutu. My country says Finland. I'm speaking in English. What aout any of that makes you think I know one fucking word in Italian?
Glasses
03-25-2013, 09:48 AM
I often get the italian&spanish guys. Even if I tell and type that I don't speak it, they continue.
Fallenangel2904
03-25-2013, 10:48 AM
One time someone kept speaking in Spanish and I kept saying I didn't know what they were saying so I asked out loud 'Do you speak any English?' and he typed 'No I don't' LOL
~Carmen~
03-25-2013, 11:23 AM
One time someone kept speaking in Spanish and I kept saying I didn't know what they were saying so I asked out loud 'Do you speak any English?' and he typed 'No I don't' LOL
That reminds me of a guy who told me he didn't have speakers so I would need to type. I told him I don't have a keyboard. He answered: "Really? No keyboard?"
blondhottie
03-25-2013, 01:45 PM
Was lurking in another cam model's room the other day and some idiot told her she was a whore and too stupid to get a job using her brain. This chick earns a lot of money, so I'd say she's pretty smart. LOL
Sunnylexie
03-25-2013, 09:56 PM
I get guys trying to speak Italian to me a lot. My name is Jaana Ruutu. My country says Finland. I'm speaking in English. What aout any of that makes you think I know one fucking word in Italian?
Well, English is a language different from your native one, right? If you speak a language different from your mother tongue, there's a huge chance you're a polyglote lol.
caitir
03-26-2013, 01:31 AM
spent 2 seconds in free- went pvt and said this
rmru: hey be sexy
me: you mean get naked?
rmru: call it what you like
me (takes top off, grabs toy)
rmru: 60 seconds to give me a hardon or im gone..
me: well, fuck you.
rmru (leaves, rates me a 1) :(
lol- freakin A! yah, my motto's "60 seconds or less". Jeez.
justanothercamgirl
03-26-2013, 04:42 AM
spent 2 seconds in free- went pvt and said this
rmru: hey be sexy
me: you mean get naked?
rmru: call it what you like
me (takes top off, grabs toy)
rmru: 60 seconds to give me a hardon or im gone..
me: well, fuck you.
rmru (leaves, rates me a 1) :(
lol- freakin A! yah, my motto's "60 seconds or less". Jeez.
Wow, he'd hate me then. I don't even take my top off for the first two minutes! LOL
Sorry that jerk left you a 1. Did you email SM support to tell them to remove it? :(
TheBrownFox
03-26-2013, 05:51 AM
Sorry that jerk left you a 1. Did you email SM support to tell them to remove it? :(
Yeah, that guy was clearly a cheap fucker looking to get a ridiculously fast naked show. She should get that rating removed. I'm not sure if they'll ask her for a screenshot (ImLive used to always ask models for a screenshot), but either way, it wouldn't hurt if she tried getting it removed anyway.
Sunnylexie
03-26-2013, 10:58 PM
A guy takes me pvt.
Me: Hi, what would you like me to do for you?
Him: cum
Me: *get naked and take a vibe*
Him: *leaves*
Female orgasm - I'm doing it wrong. One should just raise her leg, pull panties to the side and squirt.
Sunnylexie
03-26-2013, 11:06 PM
spent 2 seconds in free- went pvt and said this
rmru: hey be sexy
me: you mean get naked?
rmru: call it what you like
me (takes top off, grabs toy)
rmru: 60 seconds to give me a hardon or im gone..
me: well, fuck you.
rmru (leaves, rates me a 1) :(
lol- freakin A! yah, my motto's "60 seconds or less". Jeez.
I ban dicks like him right out of pvts - they are more pain than gain and never give good rates.
Sunnylexie
03-27-2013, 02:36 AM
HerpDerp: do you have a man nearby? (not for on-cam)
HerpDerp: was hoping you could sneak away for him to cum inside you
HerpDerp: i would wait in pvt for you to return full of sperm
i love creampies
~Carmen~
03-27-2013, 05:21 AM
HerpDerp: do you have a man nearby? (not for on-cam)
HerpDerp: was hoping you could sneak away for him to cum inside you
HerpDerp: i would wait in pvt for you to return full of sperm
i love creampies
I think this guy visits EVERYONE
IsobelWren
03-27-2013, 07:18 AM
Stupid thing that cracks me up: Random guy will add you on Skype. You accept and send basic teaser message. He's champing at the bit to go. Another teaser message and then the payment details message. He responds that he didn't think he'd have to pay. You paste the, "Yep. It's oh so worth it!" teaser message. He never replies and next time you go back to check you see that, "user has not shared his details with you."
He removed you from his contact list! LOL
IsobelWren
03-27-2013, 07:57 AM
I've recently switched from my old answer to the, "where u frum bb" question, "I'm from the internet" to just saying a state at random, every time someone asks. Sometimes I can't think of a state fast enough, so I do a random city. Awesome stuff that happened last night:
1)
Freechat 1: Where are you from?
Me: Alaska
freechat 1 has logged off
Stuff happens, a minute or two goes by
Freechat 2: Where are you from?
Me: Mississippi
Freechat 2: I've never been there
Chats me up, leaves in a minute or two
Freechat 3: Where are you from?
Me: Pennsylvania
Person who has been in the room this whole time: You're just saying random states, aren't you?
2)
Freechat 1: Where are you from?
Me: Maine
Freechat 1: Oh that's nice! What do you like about Maine?
Me: Northernmost state in the contiguous US, raw natural beauty and friendly people with funny accents.
Freechat 1: Sounds awesome! I'd like to visit some day. What city do you live in?
Me (first city I can think of in Maine): Portland.
Taken to pvt by someone else. I return to the room. Freechat 1 is still in there but hasn't said anything yet.
Freechat 2: Where are you from?
Me: Texas
Freechat 1: You just told me you were from Maine!
Me: So I did.
Freechat 2 has logged off
Freechat 1: You lied to me! You're a stinking liar! I was going to come visit you! You can forget that! I don't visit dirty, stinking liars! You missed out! I would have spoiled you rotten! We would have had so much fun! Forget you! I was going to come visit you!
Freechat 1 has logged off
Member of my site who usually hangs out and watches through the free portal on my site (members of my site can see all my gold shows for free): The point of this is that you DON'T want them to come visit you. Maybe he'll understand one day.
3)
Freechat 1: Where are you from?
Me: Arizona
Freechat 1: What city?
Me: Tempe
Freechat 1: NO FUCKING SHIT?! I FUCKING LIVE IN TEMPE TOO!
Oops.
He rants for another minute-ish about how awesome it is that I'm in the same city he lives in. He is super stoked. You know where this is going. He wants to meet up. Can we meet up right now?
And here's proof that I'm an asshole.
Me: mmmmm! The whole reason I'm on cam is that I've been wanting someone to come by and *really* fuck me! Finally!
Freechat 1: YES! ME! What's your address?
Me: 721 East sixth street, apartment 3 I'll just stay on cam until you get here. Ring the doorbell on the top, the bottom one doesn't work.
Freechat 1: I'll be right there!
Freechat 1 has logged off
Other person: If I'm ever in Tempe I'll look you up! I wrote your address down!
Another person: I can't believe you gave your address out in a room full of perverts on the internet! Yr a dumb bitch! Get raped!
Reg who knows what state I actually live in: I love this new, "where I'm from" thing. Do you have a street address memorized for every city?
Me: *scoff* I don't even know if that's a real address. I just figured that every city of any size has numbered streets, so I made that up on the fly.
A moment goes by
Reg: It DOES exist!
Me: *glee* NO SHIT!
Reg: It's a PARKING LOT in the University of Arizona!
I die laughing.
I'm such an asshole.
IsobelWren
03-27-2013, 08:08 AM
HerpDerp: do you have a man nearby? (not for on-cam)
HerpDerp: was hoping you could sneak away for him to cum inside you
HerpDerp: i would wait in pvt for you to return full of sperm
i love creampies
This reminds me of something I meant to post the other day!
Another Herp: You got a man there with you? Give him a fast BJ?
Me: Hang on, let me check
I pick up the cam so it's seeing my head and shoulders. I look to the left, turn the cam to the left, showing there's nothing there. I look back to the cam and turn it back to my face. I make a confused face, then the, "idea" face. I look to the right, turning the cam that way as well, showing there's nothing there either. I turn the cam back to my face. Hmmmmm, thinking face. Idea again! I look over the top of the cam and flip it so that it pans over the ceiling and then (upside down) to the room in front of me. I hang the camera (right side up) on the monitor again. I shrug, confused.
Me: Sorry Herp. Don't seem to have anybody with a cock hiding in my room anywhere. I imagine if I *did* have a partner I'd advertise it by...hmmm...how would I do that? Oh! By having him here on cam with me! It would be even easier if there were a section of the site that was specifically for people who cam as couples. Oh! They could totally call it the COUPLES SECTION! Maybe you should try that section?
AH: Smartass bitch.
AH has logged off
~Carmen~
03-27-2013, 08:14 AM
That's great! How about:
"Where are you from?"
"Indiana"
"Me too. What city?"
"Los Angeles"
Timor
03-27-2013, 09:37 AM
I've recently switched from my old answer to the, "where u frum bb" question, "I'm from the internet" to just saying a state at random, every time someone asks. Sometimes I can't think of a state fast enough, so I do a random city. Awesome stuff that happened last night:
1)
Freechat 1: Where are you from?
Me: Alaska
freechat 1 has logged off
Stuff happens, a minute or two goes by
Freechat 2: Where are you from?
Me: Mississippi
Freechat 2: I've never been there
Chats me up, leaves in a minute or two
Freechat 3: Where are you from?
Me: Pennsylvania
Person who has been in the room this whole time: You're just saying random states, aren't you?
2)
Freechat 1: Where are you from?
Me: Maine
Freechat 1: Oh that's nice! What do you like about Maine?
Me: Northernmost state in the contiguous US, raw natural beauty and friendly people with funny accents.
Freechat 1: Sounds awesome! I'd like to visit some day. What city do you live in?
Me (first city I can think of in Maine): Portland.
Taken to pvt by someone else. I return to the room. Freechat 1 is still in there but hasn't said anything yet.
Freechat 2: Where are you from?
Me: Texas
Freechat 1: You just told me you were from Maine!
Me: So I did.
Freechat 2 has logged off
Freechat 1: You lied to me! You're a stinking liar! I was going to come visit you! You can forget that! I don't visit dirty, stinking liars! You missed out! I would have spoiled you rotten! We would have had so much fun! Forget you! I was going to come visit you!
Freechat 1 has logged off
Member of my site who usually hangs out and watches through the free portal on my site (members of my site can see all my gold shows for free): The point of this is that you DON'T want them to come visit you. Maybe he'll understand one day.
3)
Freechat 1: Where are you from?
Me: Arizona
Freechat 1: What city?
Me: Tempe
Freechat 1: NO FUCKING SHIT?! I FUCKING LIVE IN TEMPE TOO!
Oops.
He rants for another minute-ish about how awesome it is that I'm in the same city he lives in. He is super stoked. You know where this is going. He wants to meet up. Can we meet up right now?
And here's proof that I'm an asshole.
Me: mmmmm! The whole reason I'm on cam is that I've been wanting someone to come by and *really* fuck me! Finally!
Freechat 1: YES! ME! What's your address?
Me: 721 East sixth street, apartment 3 I'll just stay on cam until you get here. Ring the doorbell on the top, the bottom one doesn't work.
Freechat 1: I'll be right there!
Freechat 1 has logged off
Other person: If I'm ever in Tempe I'll look you up! I wrote your address down!
Another person: I can't believe you gave your address out in a room full of perverts on the internet! Yr a dumb bitch! Get raped!
Reg who knows what state I actually live in: I love this new, "where I'm from" thing. Do you have a street address memorized for every city?
Me: *scoff* I don't even know if that's a real address. I just figured that every city of any size has numbered streets, so I made that up on the fly.
A moment goes by
Reg: It DOES exist!
Me: *glee* NO SHIT!
Reg: It's a PARKING LOT in the University of Arizona!
I die laughing.
I'm such an asshole.
OMG Isobel I'm dying. I laughed so hard I woke up the cat and now he's glaring at me.
Fallenangel2904
03-27-2013, 09:52 AM
LMAO Isobel that was brilliant! I can just imagine the look on his face when he rolls up to the University of Arizona parking lot. Priceless.
CarmenF
03-27-2013, 10:49 AM
HerpDerp: do you have a man nearby? (not for on-cam)
HerpDerp: was hoping you could sneak away for him to cum inside you
HerpDerp: i would wait in pvt for you to return full of sperm
i love creampies
That would be sexy if he paid
CourtneyRaine
03-27-2013, 11:01 AM
Guy in free chat, very first thing he types: where are you from?
Me: I'm from New York, but I don't live there anymore
Guy: Where do you live now?
Me: I'm not sure why that's relevant?
Guy: no need to get uptight, I'm not asking for your address
Me: I understand, but I'm not comfortable giving out my personal information
Guy: some of us are sick fucks and like to fantasize that we can get with you in real life
Guy: I'm over it now
Me: O.o
Well.... At least he warned me he's a sick fuck?
IsobelWren
03-27-2013, 02:40 PM
Someone just told me he, "want[s] to put [his] dick through [my] gauged ears." They're a 0, I can barely fit the tip of my pinky in them. Enjoy ruminating on that as much as I have.
StephanieXS
03-27-2013, 06:59 PM
Someone came to me wanting Fin Domme, i asked him if he was looking for humiliation, atm, blackmail, etc. He said he wanted black mail after I EXPLAINED to him what the others were (you want findomme but you no know how it work, bb??? WHYYY???) Anyways, he wanted blackmail and offered to give me his CC# (what?!) and then I told him no but I'd love to hear some of his darkest secrets so I could hold them against him. He said he didn't have any so I asked him if he had a GF and how she would feel if she knew he was looking at girls on the internet and that maybe I should tell her. And he said she'd be mad. Then I suggested "What would happen if I told your coworkers? Think you could keep me quiet?" He responded with "To far" and then logged out. I got 8 bucks off him but what in the world did he want?!
seller317
03-27-2013, 07:07 PM
Apparently not blackmail but yay for $8 for who knows what lol
seller317
03-27-2013, 07:24 PM
Logged in to mfc and before muting basics and guests, a guest asks me if I have dildos while 2 are in perfect view. Duh!
Sunnylexie
03-27-2013, 07:30 PM
Derp: *brags about how he's been a dom for 35 years ans how he wants me to hbe a sub to him*
Derp: u tie well
Me: Yes pretty well
Derp: tie over shirt
Me: you want me to tie a harness?
Derp: yes
Derp: id be impressed
Me: ok mind tipping for the request?
Derp has successfully sent you $2.00 of GOLD.
Me: LOOOOOOL
Derp: dont waste my time
bitch
Well you don't want me to waste your time but are pretty ok with wasting mine. Confusing a sub to a doormat, eh?
Sunnylexie
03-27-2013, 08:52 PM
That would be sexy if he paid
Apparently he just wanted to dump his load to a creampie "real quick" without having to pay for the pie-making process lol)
Special_K
03-27-2013, 11:18 PM
Not exactly on cam but on ELM
"Make a video of yourself getting off while watching a video of me masturbating for two (2) credits"
What a cheapo! That's not even 2$ since the most you get paid is 0.65 per credit
Let a cheapo see me naked and pretend to get off while watching a video of some random dick for less than 2$ ... NEXT
Sunnylexie
03-28-2013, 01:24 AM
IdiotPrick: Do you like pain?
Me: as far as it doesnt leave marks or take long time to recover
IdiotPrick: Do you use knife in pussy?
Me: lol
you think it wont leave marks or need recovery after?
Me: sorry but i dont think my insurance covers greed-caused self-inflicted injuries lol
IdiotPrick: it will heal and no one but you will see it
Wondering if he is an idiot or hopes to find one.
CarmenF
03-28-2013, 02:14 AM
SunnyLexie I thought he meant he'd take you private, wait for you to be creampied and be a happy cam-cuckold :)