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Fallenangel2904
03-28-2013, 07:03 AM
IdiotPrick: Do you like pain?
Me: as far as it doesnt leave marks or take long time to recover
IdiotPrick: Do you use knife in pussy?
Me: lol
you think it wont leave marks or need recovery after?
Me: sorry but i dont think my insurance covers greed-caused self-inflicted injuries lol
IdiotPrick: it will heal and no one but you will see it

Wondering if he is an idiot or hopes to find one.

OUCH! My poor pussy is in pain just thinking about that!! Some times I think these ahole a just want to see how far we're willing to go.

Cherrie05
03-28-2013, 08:34 AM
ass wipe: 3 gold for pussy
me: hahaha no, that's laughable
ass wipe: lol...u aint all that...i am laughin...lol (logs off)

BUT YOU ON THE INTERNET TROLLING FOR PUSSY....dude GTFOHWTBS.....lol

Jaana
03-28-2013, 11:41 AM
I'm having a bad day. i got hit with a billl I wasn't expecting that i don't have the money for, so I'm angry and very buy filming when this happens.

[8:19:04 PM] austin: hey babe
[8:19:30 PM] Jaana Ruutu: Hi. looking for a show?
[8:19:35 PM] austin: yes maam
[8:19:46 PM] Jaana Ruutu: Okay, masturbation and stripping?
[8:19:52 PM] austin: yes
[8:21:10 PM] Jaana Ruutu: Okay, youc an pay me via cam model directory: http://www.cammodeldirectory.com/ads/the-one-and-only-jaana-ruutu-wants-to-cum-for-you/
[8:23:34 PM] austin: last time i paid via cammodeldeirectory i didnt get anythingg :( sorry
[8:24:03 PM] Jaana Ruutu: Well that's the only way to pay me. I'm a legitimate model.
[8:26:01 PM] austin: well ill have to wait till tonight when i can pout money on my card i have plenty of cash thoo :)))
[8:26:23 PM] Jaana Ruutu: Okay, well then we'll do the show tonight. no biggie
[8:26:57 PM] austin: alright lol looks like ill have to watch porn to bust my load today :(
[8:27:26 PM] Jaana Ruutu: I guess so.
[8:34:20 PM] austin: give me 2 minutes for free right now and ill spend 100 bucks on you tonigt
[8:34:34 PM] Jaana Ruutu: Fuck off.
[8:35:00 PM] austin: im good for the money lol'
[8:35:32 PM] austin: well ur obviosly not busy lol comon
[8:38:09 PM] austin: i ust wanna be freinds
[8:38:50 PM] Jaana Ruutu: I'm actually very busy. I'm editing clips and researching taxation as well as waiting for my laundry to finish and working on ideas for future clips. I would stop all of that for a paying customer, but you're not. I hate myself for even giving you this much fucking time out of my day and I actally think egaging with you have taken a few years off of my life expectancy and taken a few IQ points away from me. Seriously, how fucking stupid do you think I am? I hate you No, I really hate you. People like you make my life and my job about 10000x harder than it actually needs to be. You're why drinking problems exist. FUCK. OFF.

Babybunny
03-28-2013, 01:38 PM
Don't you hate it when you email a clip link & the guy uses your email to talk? My email is for business purposes only. So if you email me you better be talking about spending some money. Why this fool email me today talking about he's sorry he hasn't been on because he had to sell his computer. Ewwww! We aren't friends. I don't want to hear your sob story. You are poor, I don't even want to know you. 'I don't think of you as human...I don't think of you at all...I keep my mind on the money..." So I blocked him from emailing me. Gmail has filters so you can reroute an annoying customers messages.

Babybunny
03-28-2013, 01:43 PM
Sometimes I log in & forget to immediately mute guests & basics. But then the stupidest things appear & it makes me remember why I have to mute them. Do they go from room to room waiting to be able to speak with one stupid line. They ruin it for other basics & guests because if I didn't see something dumb I might not remember to mute. Or they always talk in Spanish...wtf?

CourtneyRaine
03-28-2013, 02:01 PM
(Note: on my site you have to be visible on cam at all times or you can get in trouble)

Loser: do you have any heels
Me: Yes, I have a pair in my closet. (I describe them) Why do you ask?
Loser: could i see plz
Me: It depends on why
Loser: for u to wear for pvt and i can give u one
Me: If you want me to get my heels I can do that but I ask for a tip first so I know you're serious about doing a show. I don't want to have to log out, lose all of my viewers, and come back and you're not here. It's like a deposit.
Loser: well how do i know ull get them and not leave
Me: Guess we're at all impasse
Loser: nvm not worth it

He's right. If he can't afford to tip $1 for me to get something for a show, *if* he actually did go private (so unlikely) it would be so short it would not be worth it. Sorry but I have been around too long for this crap. My best foot reg takes me private first and then waits patiently while I go off screen to get my shoes and then we start the a show. He's paying the whole time because he knows I'm not going to waste his time. And this guy asks how he knows I'm not going to run off with his whole dollar? Um, because this is my damn JOB and I'm not going to risk my account over some damn $0.50 in my pocket at the end of the day.

justanothercamgirl
03-28-2013, 06:32 PM
Don't you hate it when you email a clip link & the guy uses your email to talk? My email is for business purposes only. So if you email me you better be talking about spending some money. Why this fool email me today talking about he's sorry he hasn't been on because he had to sell his computer. Ewwww! We aren't friends. I don't want to hear your sob story. You are poor, I don't even want to know you. 'I don't think of you as human...I don't think of you at all...I keep my mind on the money..." So I blocked him from emailing me. Gmail has filters so you can reroute an annoying customers messages.

If you want to be SUPER sneaky with these kind of guys, when guys have to email me for business I tell them that they have to use a unique keyword in the title that will work for one time only.

If they try to email me again, I send back an response to them that looks like an autoresponse that the email account has be set to respond to keywords only. You know, like when you send an email to sign up for something and you'll get an email back that says 'DO NOT REPLY TO THIS EMAIL'

Of course this is a lie. But it is such a believable one that they will never email again. (Sometimes they will try two or three times but after recieving the 'autoresponse' back they will just give up.)

(*grins*)

justanothercamgirl
03-28-2013, 06:39 PM
Well you don't want me to waste your time but are pretty ok with wasting mine. Confusing a sub to a doormat, eh?

I love how he seems to have confused the term submissive with stupid.

justanothercamgirl
03-28-2013, 06:42 PM
On MFC:

Since you didn't make your countdown and you are going to leave anyway can you just get naked before you go?

Prussia
03-28-2013, 06:49 PM
IdiotPrick: Do you like pain?
Me: as far as it doesnt leave marks or take long time to recover
IdiotPrick: Do you use knife in pussy?
Me: lol
you think it wont leave marks or need recovery after?
Me: sorry but i dont think my insurance covers greed-caused self-inflicted injuries lol
IdiotPrick: it will heal and no one but you will see it

Wondering if he is an idiot or hopes to find one.

Whenever someone asks me something totally obscured like this, I reply, "hmmm no, sorry. Not really my cup of tea. But you are more than welcome to show me how it's done on you." That usually shuts their crazy ass up.

~Carmen~
03-28-2013, 06:55 PM
If you want to be SUPER sneaky with these kind of guys, when guys have to email me for business I tell them that they have to use a unique keyword in the title that will work for one time only.

If they try to email me again, I send back an response to them that looks like an autoresponse that the email account has be set to respond to keywords only. You know, like when you send an email to sign up for something and you'll get an email back that says 'DO NOT REPLY TO THIS EMAIL'

Of course this is a lie. But it is such a believable one that they will never email again. (Sometimes they will try two or three times but after recieving the 'autoresponse' back they will just give up.)

(*grins*)

That is freaking genius!!!

astridorbital
03-28-2013, 09:58 PM
Beggars and downright rude people I can handle...but the number one most fucking infuriating thing I get is when people tell me they would like me better with a natural hair color or a 'more natural look'. (I have neon orange hair)

Fuck you, there are literally thousands of girl-next-door types on this fucking website, don't come to MY room and tell me to change. Bitch. fff >:I

Sunnylexie
03-29-2013, 12:46 AM
I love how he seems to have confused the term submissive with stupid.

IMO, most of them online doms only claim themselves doms because they think it will make it easier to push through the model's limits/cheap out on her. You know, like "Before I take you pvt, you've got to prove you're a real sub and do what I order you" or "Now fist that ass slave! I said FIST ASS BITCH!!!! I DONT FUCKING CARE WHAT YOUR SHITTY PROFILE SAYS IM YOUR MASTER YOU DO WHAT I ORDER!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111" ::)

IsobelWren
03-29-2013, 08:40 AM
IdiotPrick: Do you use knife in pussy?
IdiotPrick: it will heal and no one but you will see it


http://cdn2.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/DO-NOT-WANT.gif

http://207.199.174.56/img/fiZPKLKWab_do-not-want-101.jpg
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120601023661/mlp/images/5/57/Political-pictures-do-not-want-surprised-guy.jpg
http://i.rmncdn.com/im/do-not-want.jpg
http://www.oddman.ca/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/do-not-want.jpg


http://youtu.be/XyhtcamxWo0

That's pretty much how that went in my head.

IsobelWren
03-29-2013, 08:47 AM
If you want to be SUPER sneaky with these kind of guys, when guys have to email me for business I tell them that they have to use a unique keyword in the title that will work for one time only.

If they try to email me again, I send back an response to them that looks like an autoresponse that the email account has be set to respond to keywords only. You know, like when you send an email to sign up for something and you'll get an email back that says 'DO NOT REPLY TO THIS EMAIL'

Of course this is a lie. But it is such a believable one that they will never email again. (Sometimes they will try two or three times but after recieving the 'autoresponse' back they will just give up.)

(*grins*)

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/3763354/mr-burns-excellent-o.gif

CurvyWinona
03-29-2013, 01:05 PM
mrcantcook: hey mei've got an idea for you

me: hehe what

mrcantcook: instead of having a bunch of guys give you a little bit of money..why dont you find one guy with a lot of money..
a bunch of creepy guys might i add

mrcantcook: ok and ur point is?

mrcantcook: I want a cute girl to hang out with an cook occasionally
mainly cook haha

me: well im not a cook. im a camwhore.

mrcantcook: you cant cook?

me: i like what i do without having to meet u

mrcantcook: i hear you..i mean techincally you could fed ex me some frozen dinners.

me: haha sure if i could freeze you for my dog's dinner

mrcantcook: maybe im fucked up, but I like the idea of meeting girls from these thngs
ive met one girl before
it took ALOt of effort haha

me: well this site is not rachel ray or dating site honey

CummingCouple
03-29-2013, 04:31 PM
Great example of a guest Corfing. When a guy says shit like " oh ur ugly bb, i dont want anyway" just say " quit corfing, it makes you look even worse" Corf - Cutting off reflected failure. they will probably get busy googling and forget they were trying to annoy a cam worker. I cant wait to try it on dumb guests.

Ima skype ho, i live with my skype on and i send out tons of ads, u can imagine some of the guys i get... this latest one is my current favorite


Dumbass: Im an hot boy bb. U cum on cam wit me i make u cum, u never leav.
Sophie Smith: lol... <Copy paste show info here>
Dumbass: noooo..freeee for me bb. I am hotttt boy!
Sophie Smith: I dont know what that is, it sounds like you may need to adjust the temperature. Ur definitely on crack if u think i would play for free.
Dumbass: I NOT ON CRACKI HA VE GREAT JOB WITH GOVERMINT! I HAV SO MUCH MONY. U JUST SCUMSLUT! I FUCK UR MOM. U STOPID BICH! U IZ UGLY HORE!
Sophie Smith: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.... Thank you for that, really, i just cracked the fuck up. Ur hilarious.
Dumbass: TY
Sophie Smith:...ok, catch u later, crazy O.o
Dumbass: 1have 12 inh cock bb! i take u 2 heven bb.
[3/12/2013 5:09:57 PM] *** sophie smith blocked ... ***

Im still giggling.

caitir
03-30-2013, 02:05 AM
Okay. So, I'm havin' a pretty good night, the custies are cool and chattin me up in Free chat, asking me polite questions about myself. And then this one dude comes in.
I'm paraphrasing here, cuz I forgot to copy what he said.

someone asked "Are those dermals on your chest?"
me "yah, I have 5 dermal anchors on my chest. My attempt at not looking so young. lol"
Douche comes in- "GET THOSE TAKEN OUT!!!"
I ignore him
other custies ask the standard "where you from? how are you?" spiel (which I actually don't mind)
Douche "I don't fucking care about your life story- SHOW ME YOUR ASS"
ignore him again (never know what to say to these types)
someone dings in for Excl, and Douche adds, "Take it from me, a father, get those things taken out of your chest. they're ugly as hell"

like.... Okayyyy... you're not interested in my life story, but you expect me to give a f*cking sh*t about your opinion and the fact that you're a father? SERIOUSLY? This kind of sh*t just ruins my night, and I reeeeaaaallly shouldn't let it. :(

TheBrownFox
04-01-2013, 11:51 AM
A member (new to my room) asking one of my regulars "Is she your favorite model?" Why would you put him on the spot like that? He's not gonna say no with me sitting right there...lol. DUH!

Jaana
04-01-2013, 11:56 AM
On SM today.
Guy: Do you have breast milk?
Me: I've never had children.
Guy: ok..so do you have breast milk?

....

CurvyWinona
04-01-2013, 01:26 PM
Lol cute.

CourtneyRaine
04-01-2013, 04:23 PM
Found this gem of a profile on MGF:

"If you are fat and/or ugly, message me. Fat and ugly girls are way more affordable than the hot sexy ones.

If you are hot and sexy, you better be cheap if you message me."

Aaaaaaaand blocked.

caitir
04-01-2013, 04:53 PM
Wow, he'd hate me then. I don't even take my top off for the first two minutes! LOL

Sorry that jerk left you a 1. Did you email SM support to tell them to remove it? :(

Umm... had NO idea I could do that...!!! I can do that? :) Hopefully no screenshot needed...

CarmenF
04-01-2013, 05:04 PM
CR^^^^ the guy had a non cheap camshow with me and he was nice too. I think he keeps it there to scare off annoying spammers. I had a good not cheap time with him.

CourtneyRaine
04-01-2013, 05:25 PM
Carmen, thank you for your feedback and I do honestly respect your opinion. You are definitely more successful on MGF than I am so I know you are doing something right! Still, reading that profile put SUCH a bad taste in my mouth. I wasn't sure if he was just being sarcastic or something but referring to women like that is NOT okay with me. I don't care who you are, if you refer to women as fat and ugly and that some girls aren't as deserving of money as others I do not even want your money. If he thought that was okay to put in his profile, even as a joke or to keep spammers away, I think our personalities would clash and I wouldn't enjoy doing business with him, anyway :)

justanothercamgirl
04-01-2013, 06:28 PM
Umm... had NO idea I could do that...!!! I can do that? :) Hopefully no screenshot needed...

I've never needed one so far.

It depends who you get in support. Sometimes they will do it and sometimes they won't but I always give it a try anyway. ;)

shysara79
04-02-2013, 05:19 AM
I got this in my morning SM email.. Its gonna be one of those days !!!

Hi baby ;)
Looking hot mmmm!!
Can you do me a favour?

Take a picture of your hotface and naked tits next to my cock picture on your screen!
(make the picture big on your screen)
I will be your biggest fan, and come into pvt offen with you, if you do!

Send it here, or on my email : [email protected]
I have a surprise for you also if you send it to my email..

(see attached file)

-HIDDEN)

justanothercamgirl
04-02-2013, 05:29 AM
I got this in my morning SM email.. Its gonna be one of those days !!!

Hi baby ;)
Looking hot mmmm!!
Can you do me a favour?

Take a picture of your hotface and naked tits next to my cock picture on your screen!
(make the picture big on your screen)
I will be your biggest fan, and come into pvt offen with you, if you do!

Send it here, or on my email : [email protected]
I have a surprise for you also if you send it to my email..

(see attached file)

-HIDDEN)

I've gotten that asshat too! He messaged me months ago.

I see no one has taken 'the bait' yet. It always amazes me how much effort that these guys put into getting free stuff. If they devoted even half as much time into making money as they do to scamming us of our money then they would actually get the things they want from us a hell of a lot quicker.

seller317
04-02-2013, 05:35 AM
I got this guy also about 8 months back. He even attached a photo of a girl that actual did what he asked for saying how much he spoils her now blah blah blah..........no I didn't fall for it but as a newbie I sure was tempted lol

justanothercamgirl
04-02-2013, 10:49 AM
asshat: Show me your face
JAC: No.
asshat: Yes.
JAC: o.O
*asshat has been banned*

CarmenF
04-02-2013, 10:52 AM
^^^ what the fuck is yes supposed to make me do??

Missbeth
04-02-2013, 01:18 PM
Moch*****: hey would you fart in prvt?
me: No
Moch*****: wow what a stuck up bitch



Okay I'm a stuck up bitch I guess.....

Sunnylexie
04-02-2013, 05:51 PM
^^^ How does one fart/poo on demand? Guess they think camgirls to be something non-human, able to deliberately produce gases and excrements, get orgasms without stimulation and have breast milk without having given birth, and equipped with infinitely extensible cut-proof buttholes and vaginas. I'm kinda proud of my supposed camgirl superpowers lol.

Sunnylexie
04-02-2013, 08:43 PM
Him: do you like to lick creampies out off your pussy

LOLWUT?



33197
Yet another camgirl superpower

CarmenF
04-02-2013, 10:35 PM
Apparently camgirls cum squirting after 2 minutes of "BB CUM" so yeah, we can't be human

caitir
04-03-2013, 02:50 AM
Yahhhh... so... this is more creepy than annoying... but didn't see a "watch out for these custies" thread, so thought I'd post here. Please redirect/correct me if I'm posting in the wrong place.
Anyone had "Mandingo" from SM?
Does those "oooh bb I wanna get you preggo" RPs.

Tonight, he got suuuuuper creepy with me.
We did a show, he came and left.
I went into a show with someone else, he joined and I was saying "what would you like to do?"
He replied " what i want
is right there........
but needs to be here........
tonight we play......
but someday.....
im going to fuck u"

^creepy, right? Yah... but I'd made a lot off him so far, and he said he'd come back later for another show, so I went against my gut and didn't block him. :(
Wish I had. He came back alright.
This next show turned into a phone chat in exclusive and he kept trying to figure out ways for me to contact him off the site without SM finding out. *eyeroll*
I cock blocked him at every turn, but the dude was persistent. "Oh, you're probably not smart enough to remember this website I want to give you"- shit like that.
I hate that shit.
Anyway. Finally, he's like "With the money I got from my inheritance, money is no object- what's it gonna take for you to come here?"
And I say "A million dollars and me not being kicked off the site for contacting you"- doesn't sound mean, but I said it meanly. lol.
"ohhh... okay... guess I'll talk to you later then."

Ummmm....? WHA?

CurvyWinona
04-03-2013, 03:12 AM
I have had guys took me to private and "fuck me and make me pregnant". Easiest money but these guys are so annoying and stupid.

~Carmen~
04-03-2013, 05:13 AM
I have had guys took me to private and "fuck me and make me pregnant". Easiest money but these guys are so annoying and stupid.

I get those too. Funny because I'm 53 years old. Ain't no way that's gonna happen ;)

QUEENOFCURVES
04-03-2013, 07:29 AM
i had him not in priv and i did block him i was doing a gold show and he said guys dont waste your time on this one so i went on break after the gold show and came back and he came in my room again and i fucking ban him}:D before i did i said hey bb dont waste your time looking lol ban and i report him..:D i seen him in my friends room he is rude.
Yahhhh... so... this is more creepy than annoying... but didn't see a "watch out for these custies" thread, so thought I'd post here. Please redirect/correct me if I'm posting in the wrong place.
Anyone had "Mandingo" from SM?
Does those "oooh bb I wanna get you preggo" RPs.

Tonight, he got suuuuuper creepy with me.
We did a show, he came and left.
I went into a show with someone else, he joined and I was saying "what would you like to do?"
He replied " what i want
is right there........
but needs to be here........
tonight we play......
but someday.....
im going to fuck u"

^creepy, right? Yah... but I'd made a lot off him so far, and he said he'd come back later for another show, so I went against my gut and didn't block him. :(
Wish I had. He came back alright.
This next show turned into a phone chat in exclusive and he kept trying to figure out ways for me to contact him off the site without SM finding out. *eyeroll*
I cock blocked him at every turn, but the dude was persistent. "Oh, you're probably not smart enough to remember this website I want to give you"- shit like that.
I hate that shit.
Anyway. Finally, he's like "With the money I got from my inheritance, money is no object- what's it gonna take for you to come here?"
And I say "A million dollars and me not being kicked off the site for contacting you"- doesn't sound mean, but I said it meanly. lol.
"ohhh... okay... guess I'll talk to you later then."

Ummmm....? WHA?

justanothercamgirl
04-03-2013, 11:46 AM
In GS:

entitled_custie: I want you to (insert thing that I said was not offered in $1 GS description)
*entitled_custie tips you $1 gold*

-------

My price is $9.99/min. You seriously think that I am going to something that I made sure to mention in my GS that I wouldn't do.....for a dollar?

I feel like I am taking crazy pills!

justanothercamgirl
04-03-2013, 12:35 PM
asshat: There are boobies all over this place. What makes you so special?
*kick*

------------------------------------

Well, I am going to have to go with my refusal to put up with your ass. ;)

Rosemary Rabbit
04-03-2013, 12:57 PM
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MommieLongLegs
04-03-2013, 03:21 PM
In Premium Chat (sm)-

can suck on toy
u have black toy ?
ok
loook at me while u suck it
kisss the mushrooom head
mmmmmmm
play with those pretty nipples
ohhhhh
loooks soooooooooooooo goood
let me c that beautiful round phat ass
caresss it
say loook (his name) look

Me: omg you are not in exclusive

*he leaves. I fucking hate when guys go premium and start bossing me around, especially that "repeat after me" crap or when guy 2 comes in and barks orders when guy 1 was there first, then leaves in a huff when I don't obey lol. Besides, it's hard to perform well when you're so turned off, you wanna roll your eyes the whole time lol.

*Stupid shit I saw a model do on cam*
An mfc basic offered her a rate and admire for a "2 second flash" and she happily did it...He said thanks and left. That bs actually works? sigh o well

PrincessLuna
04-03-2013, 05:44 PM
Guy: How you doing eh?
Me: I'm not originally from Canada and that joke is annoyingly stupid.
Guy: You shouldn't fucking lie on your profile.

http://seambliss.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/pod1.jpg

delilahd
04-03-2013, 06:08 PM
I am Canadian and I get that noise ALL the time! Played out joke...

I've lived here my whole life... These guys are not the first to Crack an Eh, toque or About joke


Guy: How you doing eh?
Me: I'm not originally from Canada and that joke is annoyingly stupid.
Guy: You shouldn't fucking lie on your profile.

http://seambliss.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/pod1.jpg

KillKeely
04-03-2013, 06:14 PM
yes the canadian jokes are wayyyyyyyyyyyy annoying. -.-"
but this is coming as a canadian to ALL americans, on cam or not!
and it's so stupid cause the only canadians I ever hear talking so twangy are the newfies (no hate to you newfies lol) <3

delilahd
04-03-2013, 07:24 PM
Oh man, there seems to be a serious Canadian joke pecking order. Americans make fun of Canadians, Canadians then transfer that in to Newfies! ;)

samanthag
04-04-2013, 12:57 AM
Anything stupid, well pretty much anything some of the dorks say, I always hear Kip from Napolean Dynomits voices.

" what do you do in private? Oh, that's it?" Is always three times funnier in his voice. Then I picture him being slapped. For me just picturing Kip all day makes my life much more amusing. You know most of the guys are hug nerds like him. He is excited to be taking to hot babes on line all day because he is just a 33 year old virgin. It's even better when my humiliation losers come in. But most of the time they don't get the Kip voice in my head when I read what they type.

samanthag
04-04-2013, 12:58 AM
Oh man, there seems to be a serious Canadian joke pecking order. Americans make fun of Canadians, Canadians then transfer that in to Newfies! ;)

Yup. But Newfie make fun of themselves more then Canadians. No one tells a better Newfie joke then a Newfie.

Jaana
04-04-2013, 01:00 AM
I have a Canadian accent from when i lived there. I sound REALLY bad, so I get a lot of dumb Americans giving me the whole "LOL U SEY ABOOT LOL LOL LOL" crap. It's like fuck off, you probably sound like a fucking out-of-tune banjo.