View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Jaana
04-04-2013, 01:01 AM
Yup. But Newfie make fun of themselves more then Canadians. No one tells a better Newfie joke then a Newfie.How do you get a one-handed newfie out of a tree?
Wave.
(joke also applies to Swedes but only if you're Finnish).
Jaana
04-04-2013, 01:01 AM
Yup. But Newfie make fun of themselves more then Canadians. No one tells a better Newfie joke then a Newfie.How do you get a one-handed newfie out of a tree?
Wave.
(joke also applies to Swedes but only if you're Finnish).
delilahd
04-04-2013, 01:34 AM
I'm loving all the Canuck humour!
@Jaana, I busted out laughing about the out of tune banjo. I was hearing it in my head, and damn, it was awful.
Thanks for the smiles ladies.
samanthag
04-04-2013, 01:46 AM
I get the same thing on cam about my accent from people in the south. I live in SoCal I'm American born, but all my family is Canadian. My other half is so, people hear it in my "accent" sometimes. Especially, from other Americans with heavy southern accents. Most northern Americans barely notice. But we summer on the Maritimes and apparently, I sound very Maritime I come back in August. It kills people. But cannot be avoided. Especially, when your significate others parents move there and picked up a very heavy east coast accent.
So, we can be teased together. I don't hear it but I often do not really listen to my own voice outside my own head.
samanthag
04-04-2013, 01:47 AM
I get the same thing on cam about my accent from people in the south. I live in SoCal I'm American born, but all my family is Canadian. My other half is so, people hear it in my "accent" sometimes. Especially, from other Americans with heavy southern accents. Most northern Americans barely notice. But we summer on the Maritimes and apparently, I sound very Maritime I come back in August. It kills people. But cannot be avoided. Especially, when your significate others parents move there and picked up a very heavy east coast accent.
So, we can be teased together. I don't hear it but I often do not really listen to my own voice outside my own head.
Ariella
04-04-2013, 01:52 AM
'You should go do what _______ is doing, you'd make more money.'
*20 guys leave my room to check out the other model*
Asshole
samanthag
04-04-2013, 01:53 AM
How do you get a one-handed newfie out of a tree?
Wave.
(joke also applies to Swedes but only if you're Finnish).
That's a really good. My best one is known as the longest Newfie joke it history. It's kind of painful. But this is good one for cam girls. Probably my second favorite.... I won't subject you to the long painful one, it's a groaner.
A female Mountie pulls of a couple of drunk Newfies coming home from a day of fishing (since they are always drunk and fishing). The Newfie starts rambling as Newfies do. And she interrupts him, "anything you say can be held against you." He shouts out loud and drunk, "TITS!"
See Newfies are just like our clients. :-)
samanthag
04-04-2013, 01:54 AM
How do you get a one-handed newfie out of a tree?
Wave.
(joke also applies to Swedes but only if you're Finnish).
That's a really good. My best one is known as the longest Newfie joke it history. It's kind of painful. But this is good one for cam girls. Probably my second favorite.... I won't subject you to the long painful one, it's a groaner.
A female Mountie pulls of a couple of drunk Newfies coming home from a day of fishing (since they are always drunk and fishing). The Newfie starts rambling as Newfies do. And she interrupts him, "anything you say can be held against you." He shouts out loud and drunk, "TITS!"
See Newfies are just like our clients. :-)
Missbeth
04-04-2013, 04:07 AM
*Stupid shit I saw a model do on cam*
An mfc basic offered her a rate and admire for a "2 second flash" and she happily did it...He said thanks and left. That bs actually works? sigh o well
Sadly yes... Otherwise guys wouldn't keep trying lol
I ban dicks like him right out of pvts - they are more pain than gain and never give good rates.
Yeah me too...
And sometimes I ban them straight out of free chat if I have the sense they are one of these
When they say something like "okay Im about to go pvt bb, get ready, mak sure to get naked instantly and cum in 2 mins bb"
I might be missing out on money but in the past I used to almost ban these guys and every time I would think about it and wouldn't ban them they'd rate me one star!
LaceyCummings
04-04-2013, 08:38 AM
yayu: you have a beautiful tit ^^
me: *laughing* Just the one?
yayu: i like to see it
me: Yeah? *copy and paste tipping info*
yayu: can i see your leg?
Whatever the hell that was, it made me laugh.
Jaana
04-04-2013, 09:02 AM
On SM just now.
Guy: PLAY WITH UR BOOBS BB
me: Take me private!
Guy: GOLD DIGGER
me: Damn fucking right.
Timor
04-04-2013, 09:57 AM
More Canadian shit.....
"you're Canadian? say 'eh' for me!"
-_- fuck you, sir.
justanothercamgirl
04-04-2013, 12:47 PM
I get the same thing on cam about my accent from people in the south. I live in SoCal I'm American born, but all my family is Canadian.
See, I find this funny because I was born in Canada and lived in SoCal for a while and people still tease me that I sound like I am from SoCal.
It just goes to show you can't win. ;)
justanothercamgirl
04-04-2013, 12:52 PM
Yup. But Newfie make fun of themselves more then Canadians. No one tells a better Newfie joke then a Newfie.
Ah, but there is a special type of joke that they tell each other. I used to live in the maritimes (yes, I have lived everywhere *laughs*) and they will tell 'newfie revenege' jokes to each other.
My all time favourite.
Q. How does Newfoundlander's make babies?
A. And you call Newfoundlanders stupid. ;)
Browneyes
04-05-2013, 05:49 AM
I am pretty sure, this post has been here a couple of times, but it always kill me when someone ask me this fucking idiotic question.
Yesterday in free chat:
member: Hey bby, do you have a web cam?
me: O.o !!! No, i am using telepathy, what do u think!!!
Browneyes
04-05-2013, 05:50 AM
I am pretty sure, this post has been here a couple of times, but it always kill me when someone ask me this fucking idiotic question.
Yesterday in free chat:
member: Hey bby, do you have a web cam?
me: O.o !!! No, i am using telepathy, what do u think!!!/:O
Jaana
04-05-2013, 08:25 AM
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH HH
I responded to a request on ELM. i figured the guy would message me about hammering out details. I come home from the shop today to find he's opened an Escrow order. I want you to read what he wrote, and then i'l tell you how much the order is for.
ELM Notifier: Sent 2013-04-05 08:08:21
Escrow (#5865) Status: Please Review Fund Request
Buyer Comment: Hi Jaana! Thanks for offering to do my short video (details below). You are very pretty!, I love red heads! :-) Could you please call yourself Mary in the video and if possible call me Jockey. Many thanks for doing this for me!! Look forward to getting the video! Thanks babe! xx
Looking for a girl with NATURAL boobs to make me a short HD JOI video around 7 minutes long. I would like you to use my name and to give you a name to use via message. In the video you will talk dirty and wear any outfit of your choice. You will pull down your panties revealing your sexy ass before pulling them up then turning around you pull them down to reveal your pussy close up. You then take off your bra instructing me to spray your big natural tits with cum... (Teasing Video)
Any guesses on what he offered me for a 7-minute video?
10 credits, aka $6.50.
I replied with "Are you serious?"
justanothercamgirl
04-05-2013, 08:42 AM
On MFC:
asshat: Hey baby, can you open your PM for just a minute? I need to tell you something.
JAC: PM is for tippers only
asshat: Camwhore!
*leaves room*
-------
Okay so I am a camwhore. Thank you 'Captain Obvious'. But, the only reason you stormed off like a big baby is because I am not a STUPID camwhore.
So, I'm just going to take that insult as a compliment. ;)
Prussia
04-05-2013, 09:01 AM
I'm sure this has been mentioned at least once in this thread; it annoys me to no end when a guy comes into my Gold Show countdown and starts begging me to cancel the countdown to go private. And by private you know he means 3 minutes group. "BB but I want you all to myself". Ugh! Twice I'll politely say no, third time I will boot you.
Missymissdemeanour
04-05-2013, 09:05 AM
What is it with these guys?
Tip dodger: show face bb
Me: pics on profile, or you can see everything in pvt
Tip dodger: bye
WTF do they expect? "oh please don't go, I'll show you whatever you like if you just stay in free chat!
I'm more likely to respond with "awww leaving so soon bb? Just let me get that door for you" shish
justanothercamgirl
04-05-2013, 11:19 AM
I'm sure this has been mentioned at least once in this thread; it annoys me to no end when a guy comes into my Gold Show countdown and starts begging me to cancel the countdown to go private. And by private you know he means 3 minutes group. "BB but I want you all to myself". Ugh! Twice I'll politely say no, third time I will boot you.
I just tell them that 'good things come to those that wait'.
It usually shuts those asshat guys up. ;)
Prussia
04-05-2013, 11:32 AM
^ Haha yes, I will definitely have to remember that for next time. :D
CurvyWinona
04-06-2013, 12:26 AM
this dude took me to pvt last week and again this week, with SAME QUESTIONS.. probably his fetish but wtf damn wtfbbq..
hateshospital: My GFs at the hospital in labor. Our first so pretty excited
hateshospital: I have a HUGE phobia of hospitals. And she wanted her cousin with her
hateshospital: Google needs a girl talk translator. I don't understand half the texts..haha
hateshospital: Last text said .. "She's at a 7."
WTH that mean?
of course i explained to him. thanks for the money, twice.
hope his invisible gf goes into labor again.
delilahd
04-06-2013, 01:48 AM
I signed up to ImLive so I could get a Payoneer card and I just logged in for the first time and wow,it is the first time I have got the whole "I wanna see more bb" bs.
I don't roll like that.
Take me private and I can decide whether or not you see more, jackass.
Weirdest way to break a multi-week (non-voluntary) cam-cation. I just need to make $50 and be done with that site. Here is hoping my freechat-o-meter doesn't break. AW has spoiled me.
Jaana
04-06-2013, 01:59 AM
Last night I had a hell of a time on SM. my chat was literally full of total morons. I am on my phone and will share the stupidity when I get home but let's just say the guy who came in and said "ass camm bb" looked like a fucking scholar.
Vlodina
04-06-2013, 02:09 AM
I signed up to ImLive so I could get a Payoneer card and I just logged in for the first time and wow,it is the first time I have got the whole "I wanna see more bb" bs.
I don't roll like that.
Take me private and I can decide whether or not you see more, jackass.
Weirdest way to break a multi-week (non-voluntary) cam-cation. I just need to make $50 and be done with that site. Here is hoping my freechat-o-meter doesn't break. AW has spoiled me.
Haha! I've been at $46 for some time!
Sunnylexie
04-06-2013, 06:20 AM
On SM:
Dear,
Thank you.
I want to marry you.
I LIVE IN lONDON.
My Email is ******@gmail.com
My phone is ******.
i AM WAITING
Please send your pictures and nude too.
I'm Ben.
He sounds like a 6-year-old writing his first letter. How cute!
CarmenF
04-06-2013, 07:35 AM
^^^^ I wanna kick that douche in the balls so hard. You don't want to marry a girl, you just want to purchase her! That is if you could afford it. Yes, you mentioned marriage, I am a lonely crazy cat lady and will accept any proposal that comes my way. Oh wait, that's him.
delilahd
04-06-2013, 09:37 AM
Vlodina, it seems like the pickings are slim on there. $46, such a tease. I dont even want to think about how long it will take me to get $50 at less than a $0.98/min payout. Grumbling done.
Haha! I've been at $46 for some time!
Sunnylexie
04-06-2013, 09:44 AM
^^^^ I wanna kick that douche in the balls so hard. You don't want to marry a girl, you just want to purchase her!
LOL, he doesn't want to purchase anyone or anything, he just wants to get some free pictures of her, "nude too".
Still worth a punch in the balls for thinking of sex-workers as miserable creatures who will do anything for a promise of a "real relationship" or even - Ta-daaaa - MARRIAGE, a thing a poor harlot couldn't even dream of!!!!! A pussy picture for your Prince Charming is a cheap price for happiness isn't it? ::)
Jaana
04-06-2013, 09:47 AM
So, about yesterday.
Guy: Are you a dom or a sub?
Me: Definitely a dom. I was a switch when i was younger but now nothing about being a sub gets me off.
Guy: Are you sure?
Me:...yes.
Guy: you just haven't meant a true alpha male. A true alpha male would get you to submit and follow his orders. You've never met a real alpha.
Me: So you're saying you're going to rape me?
Guy: Stupid bitch
-leaves-
Then, later..
Guy: So ur blind?
Me: Yes.
Guy: Do they no have laser eye surgery in Finland?
Me: i literally hate you.
then there was a guy who kept repeating "Stand up to show her perfect breasts".
Vlodina
04-06-2013, 09:48 AM
Vlodina, it seems like the pickings are slim on there. $46, such a tease. I dont even want to think about how long it will take me to get $50 at less than a $0.98/min payout. Grumbling done.
Most of that is from the $0.98 period. It pretty much took an hour for me. But then when you put your price up to anything more than 30 cents in your pocket a minute... yeah. One day, I'll go on and make my $4, get my money and shut that account!!
Via Flaminia
04-07-2013, 12:22 AM
mr.bastard: Are you a bike?
mr.bastard: Are you a bike?
mr.bastard: you fuck off you fuckin hiv slag right drop dead or get fucked by friged[sp] aids carrying bitch _l_
sigh......the whole room was laughing at the bike bit.
Sabihah
04-07-2013, 12:44 AM
Then, later..
Guy: So ur blind?
Me: Yes.
Guy: Do they no have laser eye surgery in Finland?
Me: i literally hate you.
HA. Your "I literally hate you" literally made my day.
TheBrownFox
04-07-2013, 01:16 AM
On MFC tonight:
http://i.imgur.com/8QPLnoT.jpg
Sabihah
04-07-2013, 01:20 AM
^ I *hate* dealing with guys who think they can get on your good side by putting other people down, especially other models. Extra gross points for racially-motivated assholery.
MissSassyPickles
04-07-2013, 01:32 AM
I don't understand why guys ask about the most irrelevant shit when there is a hot girl in front of them.
Idiot: How big is your room?
Me: Bigger than your mom's basement.
Sunnylexie
04-07-2013, 03:36 AM
I don't understand why guys ask about the most irrelevant shit when there is a hot girl in front of them.
Idiot: How big is your room?
Me: Bigger than your mom's basement.
Sometimes they do it to make you show your room/house and get some info they can use to stalk, harass or blackmail you (e.g. find out about your name, location, school or family members).
Vlodina
04-07-2013, 05:01 AM
Email I just received: "elow yu sexy fuckka great mind blowing piks ball tingling azwell.... hit bck wiv a numba bbes"
Ok then...
justanothercamgirl
04-07-2013, 02:24 PM
Still worth a punch in the balls for thinking of sex-workers as miserable creatures who will do anything for a promise of a "real relationship" or even - Ta-daaaa - MARRIAGE, a thing a poor harlot couldn't even dream of!!!!! A pussy picture for your Prince Charming is a cheap price for happiness isn't it? ::)
Well, men have been bribing women with the 'carrot' of marriage for a very long time in our society. They will pretend to offer women a serious relationship and talk about love and romance as a way to get lots of free sex. Of course most men only really have this one trick so they will try it when dealing with sex workers too.
When guys ask me if I am single, I just laugh at them and point out that this isn't the 50s and that we don't live in a world where a women has to be monogamous/married anymore. That I make my own money, and why on earth would I want to be in a committed relationship with a man who is just going to try to tell me what to do and who I am 'allowed' to fuck.
You should see the way their little brains exploded when they realize that shift of power. (*smirks*)
ChopperM
04-07-2013, 02:33 PM
This isn't annoying, moreso funny:
During a show last night the guy literally keep typing "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
and as the show went on his "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"s got longer
he literally did it over and over again, like
mmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I kept looking over at my computer screen to see if he was asking me to do something else, and eventually I was having so much trouble not to laugh. Hardest camshow I've ever done, because he wanted me to be super vocal so it was really hard to keep my voice from sounding jittery with laughter :P
CarmenF
04-07-2013, 02:41 PM
Loooool girls I know these guys want naked pics free and not to marry us (well some fo ha!) but it's silly they believe we are so desperate for marriage (because we are camwhores nobody wants us) we'd fall for their stupid shit, their hustle to get free sex/wanks lol
ChopperM
04-07-2013, 02:53 PM
Oh, also
"Does your pussy feel empty, bb?"
Makes my pussy sound like a cave, lmfao
JackAlexander
04-07-2013, 05:00 PM
This isn't annoying, moreso funny:
During a show last night the guy literally keep typing "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
and as the show went on his "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"s got longer
he literally did it over and over again, like
mmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I kept looking over at my computer screen to see if he was asking me to do something else, and eventually I was having so much trouble not to laugh. Hardest camshow I've ever done, because he wanted me to be super vocal so it was really hard to keep my voice from sounding jittery with laughter :P
I have a reg like this, but instead of mmmm he says:
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
KKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
KKKKK NTM YOUR CROTCH FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKK
He does this so much it is in the notes by his name LOL
calls me mademe and says, CUM ENJOY YOU. YOU BEST CUM EVER
CummingCouple
04-07-2013, 07:29 PM
While in a private... with someone else already, Bigtimeloser comes in and expects it all
Bigtimeloser: hey cutie
Bigtimeloser:do you phone chat too?
ME : in 30 and 60 min sessions only
Bigtimeloser: awwww
ME: no awe
Bigtimeloser: just once bb
Bigtimeloser: i am in the usa
Bigtimeloser: :)
ME : they dont pay my phone bill, I dont give a shit
ME: pay my phone bill and ill phone you
Bigtimeloser: ok. well get naughty for me bb :)
Me: (verbally: No, I dont feel like it) Disconnected and blocked
stupid a** holes tonight :(
Ariella
04-07-2013, 11:51 PM
I charge 200 tokens for my Skype name so MFC guys can tip me offline if they want a private on my days off, well the last guy who tipped for my Skype is so irritating. He keeps video calling me all the time and I always reject it, he's like-
'I just want to see you cum.'
'If you would like a private you can tip me offline on MFC or take me private on the days I cam.'
'But I paid you for your Skype.'
'Yes that was for my Skype name only, sort of like how models charge to add you to their friends list, I charge for my Skype name also.'
'So what the shows aren't free? Even if I'm really cute?'
'No'
'You could have told me this before ripping me off.'
*facepalms*
VoluptiousBriadda
04-08-2013, 12:10 AM
Oh, also
"Does your pussy feel empty, bb?"
Makes my pussy sound like a cave, lmfao
lmao ECHOOO!ECHO!Echo!echo!echoooo?
Jaana
04-08-2013, 01:24 AM
I really hate when guys type out n"mmmm", especially in free chat. It's like fuck off. You sound like Homer Simpson, which when combbined with your lack of money, it makes me dryer than the fucking Dust Bowl.
delilahd
04-08-2013, 02:34 AM
"I wish I could smell you."
Google tried, lulz.
But at least it gives me material to work off of.
MissEgo
04-09-2013, 09:31 AM
Not on cam, but on Twitter...
Him: "i got a new project i wud luv to werk with u how can we make it happen"
Me: "if you can't spell "work" properly, it's not going to happen."
Him: "that's just my own silly way of spelling i have outstanding grammer and can spell very well.. work excuse my error :-)" [notice he spelled grammar wrong lol]
Me: "Still no."
Him: "is it because im black?"
I of course retweeted this, so one of my camgirl friends posted lmfao about it, and one of my regulars posted that I'm a solo camgirl and I like people who can spell correctly.
Dude's bio just says livin and lovin life, and all of his tweets are "@everycamgirlever NF, looking forward to working with you"
Me: "Oh ffs. No, it's because I work solo and have no idea what you do other than "love life" as your bio & tweets tell me nothing."
Him: "im laughing myself check out my work on somedumbwebsitethatactuallydoesnotexist.bs"
Him: "i think your sleepy that's why your acting funny take a nap hopefully some rest will help"
Him: "i can spell, i have excellent grammar and alot of money for my new project but its fine its not that serious good day"
http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.ca/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html