View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
sophiesecrets
04-09-2013, 10:00 AM
On MFC tonight:
http://i.imgur.com/8QPLnoT.jpg
haha. that made me laugh <3 thx for posting =)
caramelDip
04-09-2013, 03:06 PM
"did you change your pussy".....i didnt know we could do that!
justanothercamgirl
04-10-2013, 09:12 AM
On MFC:
I make my countdown and now everyone is tipping while I am naked
JAC: Oh, thank you guys that is too much.
Has-not-tipped-a-thing-premium: You silly girl those tips are for the cum show afterward
JAC: You must be new to my room. I don't do cum shows.
Has-not-tipped-a-thing-premium: Oh, you are so sweet. That is how it works here. You do a cum show after you make your countdown
JAC: Let me get this straight. You are telling me what to do in my own room.
Has-not-tipped-a-thing-premium: Well, that is how it works.
*has-not-tipped-a-thing-premium has been banned*
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I was wondering why after I got naked that the douchebag was hustling everyone else in my room and telling them to tip me. It took me a second to even be able to ban him because it literally burned my brain out that he was demanding that I fuck myself in my room whether or not I wanted too.
At the risk of a saying something over-the-top, but it how I truly feel....this is the first time since I started my career as a camgirl that I felt 'virtual sexualy assulted' in a way. His telling me I had no right to say no because 'that is how it works.' His smug confedence and the way his broke ass was trying to hustle my room out of their money to get what he wanted really left me with a sick feeling in my stomach. He only showed up AFTER I was naked of course.
Thank god my regs are awesome. I try not to reflect on all the wastes of white blood cells that I run into because at least the majority of the men that I deal with on a day-to-day basis of a minimum level of respect for me as a human being.
roast
04-10-2013, 10:06 AM
Id pay any site to make a 'time online:amount spent' ratio for every guy, then underneath that 'number of times banned from rooms'. Id want that more seeing than the amount of credit/tokens/valid card on file or even model-written customer reviews. Like:
"user BigDaddys19Incher spent 8.2 hours logged in today
40hours total for the week
188 hours total for this month
amount spent this week: $0.00
Amount spent this month: $0.00
Amount spent since signing up in 2009: $1.70.
Since 2009, banned from: 2,917 rooms."
That'd be the best thing ever.
More seriously, guys who clearly and very arrogantly throw around that they spend wayyyyy too much time freeloading on camsites and filter it through weird PUA shit are literally the worst. The 'silly girl' and 'youre so sweet' part is like weird.... e-grooming, plus the taking credit for your tipspart? Ugh, sorry that happened.
TheBrownFox
04-10-2013, 11:11 AM
http://i.imgur.com/caJrDgm.jpg
PrincessLuna
04-10-2013, 11:20 AM
That's when you go to their site and just spam their comment box. See how they like it.
ChopperM
04-10-2013, 01:28 PM
"how big boobs"
my answer: how big wallet
Jaana
04-10-2013, 01:35 PM
Guy: i want marriage you
Me: you wanna "marriage" me, huh?
Guy: yes
Guy: i am good indian boy. i have wife but in show i forget her for you
Guys in my room start laughing etc. i ignore him.
Guy: i buy you plane ticket?
me: how about you tip me the amount of a plane ticket.
Guy: i give you my phone number?
Guy: u ever visit india?
-leaves-
Why do they all flock to me? Not Indians, morons.
Via Flaminia
04-10-2013, 02:50 PM
Haha why is it the "faster, harder, deeper" demands always seem to follow the same script?
Squirting, big toys especially anal, pounding it for days, gaping, screaming, fisting, vomiting. It's always the same group of things.
Edit: And they often present themselves like they think this is vanilla/normal/everyone asks for these things (?)
We have all come across I know but I just had to vent.
Snowy0Star
04-10-2013, 05:03 PM
Copy and Pasted right from SM chat
guy: u got heeels
Snowy00Star: yes
can u get them
when were in pvt
guy: can u walk nude?
Snowy00Star: in pvt
guy: can u turn the cam before we go
Snowy00Star: sorry no
guy has logged off
so this dude wanted me to get heels out of my closet and turn the cam around (witch ment moving my backdrop ) before pvt
Sunnylexie
04-10-2013, 08:25 PM
Haha why is it the "faster, harder, deeper" demands always seem to follow the same script?
Squirting, big toys especially anal, pounding it for days, gaping, screaming, fisting, vomiting. It's always the same group of things.
Edit: And they often present themselves like they think this is vanilla/normal/everyone asks for these things (?)
We have all come across I know but I just had to vent.
Sure they would present it as it is totally vanilla. Fetish=expensive))).
I love how they put it like fisting, scat and stuff is an absolutely common practice and you only don't realise it because of being a total sex noob. "Why don't you poo for us in the gold show bb? Men love it!".
Snowy0Star
04-10-2013, 08:30 PM
Haha why is it the "faster, harder, deeper" demands always seem to follow the same script?
Squirting, big toys especially anal, pounding it for days, gaping, screaming, fisting, vomiting. It's always the same group of things.
Edit: And they often present themselves like they think this is vanilla/normal/everyone asks for these things (?)
We have all come across I know but I just had to vent.
its "normal" for them and probably learned "all there is to know about sex" from porn - because heavens to Betsy porn isnt real and over dramatized and thats how EVERYONE has sex otherwise why would they make it like that ya know ; )
Via Flaminia
04-10-2013, 08:32 PM
its "normal" for them and probably learned "all there is to know about sex" from porn - because heavens to Betsy porn isnt real and over dramatized and thats how EVERYONE has sex otherwise why would they make it like that ya know ; )
Yes, seriously. I worry about some of these guys. They really think we are aliens and otherly-capable biologically. :D
Sunnylexie
04-10-2013, 09:48 PM
Yes, seriously. I worry about some of these guys. They really think we are aliens and otherly-capable biologically. :D
Some day I'll make a full list of the superpowers camgirls are supposed to have =/
Snowy0Star
04-10-2013, 09:59 PM
Pee poop fart burp cough qweef (and any other bodily functions i cant of right now) on command
Ass and Va-jay extend like rubber to fit any size / any amount of dildos required to entertain viewer
Va-jay have magical switch to cum and squirt on command (does that go under bodily functions?)
thats all i can think of right now...
MissSassyPickles
04-10-2013, 10:33 PM
idiot: cam2cam chat ? no funny stuff im quite bored lol
me: i charge $x.xx a min to view cams... funny stuff or not
idiot: lol nah im kool , if i wanted to tip id go out for ma dinner , good luck
like... really?
Snowy0Star
04-10-2013, 10:36 PM
idiot: cam2cam chat ? no funny stuff im quite bored lol
me: i charge $x.xx a min to view cams... funny stuff or not
idiot: lol nah im kool , if i wanted to tip id go out for ma dinner , good luck
like... really?
was this on a cam site or skype/indie ?
MissSassyPickles
04-10-2013, 11:19 PM
was this on a cam site or skype/indie ?
free chat on a cam site
Snowy0Star
04-10-2013, 11:26 PM
free chat on a cam site
the fuck! why the hell was he even on a cam site if he wont pay but i guess thats why u posted in this thread lol
SluttyCocoLoca
04-10-2013, 11:30 PM
this aint really shit i heard but shit happened... So mother....r takes me pvt (SM) and wants just BJ he is so fucking happy mmmmm and all that bulshit, than he says thank you it was amazing and that fucker left me 3 star rating, I am taking screenshot and emailing support and this very helpful team msgs me back we dont take down 3 star ratings he could have changed his mind ... wtf?!?! sorry had to vent...
EDIT: after receiving stupid e-mail from support I emailed them back that this is really slap in face from them but that i understand they have to follow some kinda rules on how to remove/not remove ratings and THEY REPLIED ME BACK THAT THIS TIME THEY WILL REMOVE IT but otherwise 3 stars is average rating and they dont do it...... Well thank you CamGod! :) love yall bitches ;) muaaah
Snowy0Star
04-10-2013, 11:33 PM
this aint really shit i heard but shit happened... So mother....r takes me pvt (SM) and wants just BJ he is so fucking happy mmmmm and all that bulshit, than he says thank you it was amazing and that fucker left me 3 star rating, I am taking screenshot and emailing support and this very helpful team msgs me back we dont take down 3 star ratings he could have changed his mind ... wtf?!?! sorry had to vent...
that sucks - could have changed his mind about what? i dont get that :/
Sunnylexie
04-10-2013, 11:37 PM
Do you like orgasms?
HATE THEM.
justanothercamgirl
04-11-2013, 05:56 AM
Copy and Pasted right from SM chat
guy: u got heeels
Snowy00Star: yes
can u get them
when were in pvt
guy: can u walk nude?
Snowy00Star: in pvt
guy: can u turn the cam before we go
Snowy00Star: sorry no
guy has logged off
so this dude wanted me to get heels out of my closet and turn the cam around (witch ment moving my backdrop ) before pvt
I am so tired of the 'you got....' guys that I now spam them to send me a PM message if they have any questions about what I have for my shows.
It makes the freeloaders to go look for free attention elsewhere and the guys who are serious are easy to tell because they actually took the time to email.
justanothercamgirl
04-11-2013, 06:01 AM
"I am new to the site, tell me how it works....."
Look.....you want sexy, *that* is my job.
If you want computer support then contact the damn site. I am not going to waste my time explaining to you how to click the button that is underneath my video window. If you can't do that without hand-holding that I highly doubt you'll be able to handle your own finance well enough to be able to pay for a show.
Cherrie05
04-11-2013, 11:01 AM
(1st he asks for me to zoom out)
LOSER: may i see the bottom
me: sure, for a TIP
LOSER: forget a tip i wanna go pvt
LOSER: but u got to be fine
me: Well if you want to see my ass, you can tip, if not you will just need to go private blind
LOSER: bye baby
If I stood up or believed everything a guy said, I'd be a RICH BITCH & wouldn't need to cam at all....really...you too cheap to TIP but I'm supposed to believe you gonna go private... GTFOHWTBS....patience is extra thin today..
Sunnylexie
04-11-2013, 10:46 PM
Him:*Like a dozen lines of ranting about how horny he is looking at me and how he would fuck me, very graphic*
Me: Well, we could do it in pvt!
Him: make me want you
33251
Ashley_3
04-11-2013, 11:19 PM
Request on ELM:
I would love to see a submissive slavegirl/maid video where she is being forced to scrub the kitchen floor or bathroom floor on her hands and knees. With feet tied and hands tied together scrubbing the floor with a sponge in her mouth. 5-10 min video for 5 credits.
And 5 credits are 5$
SweetieBelle
04-11-2013, 11:28 PM
Him:*Like a dozen lines of ranting about how horny he is looking at me and how he would fuck me, very graphic*
Me: Well, we could do it in pvt!
Him: make me want you
33251
Dear god, I swear I had this exact same guy. I'm just like, "Don't you want me already?" And gave him my cutest smile.
Sunnylexie
04-11-2013, 11:40 PM
Douche: Would you consider getting a pixie cut like on your old pictures?
Douche: I'd come back for a pvt
OMG, I'm having some really special ones.
Sunnylexie
04-12-2013, 12:48 AM
Sorry for multyposting - its morons galore.
PrestonB: got tits u hot slut
Me: no tits sorry
PrestonB: can u deep throat u fat slut
Me: mmm i can do something else for you)))
PrestonB: oh ya
what
Me: it might surprise you a lot!
PrestonB: prove it and i am in
Me: BAN YOUR UGLY DOUCHEBAG ASS! AND HERES A PROOF *ban*
PrestonB: i spend a lot here
PrestonB has been blocked
Me: SATISFACTION!
Nice guy has successfully sent you $3.00 of GOLD.
Nice guy: 3 gold for excellent comedy
Snowy0Star
04-12-2013, 02:36 AM
Sorry for multyposting - its morons galore.
PrestonB: got tits u hot slut
Me: no tits sorry
PrestonB: can u deep throat u fat slut
Me: mmm i can do something else for you)))
PrestonB: oh ya
what
Me: it might surprise you a lot!
PrestonB: prove it and i am in
Me: BAN YOUR UGLY DOUCHEBAG ASS! AND HERES A PROOF *ban*
PrestonB: i spend a lot here
PrestonB has been blocked
Me: SATISFACTION!
Nice guy has successfully sent you $3.00 of GOLD.
Nice guy: 3 gold for excellent comedy
i think this should have gone in the witty comeback thread instead XD
CarmenF
04-12-2013, 07:49 AM
I got this email from a douche
"Hola, You are absolutely stunning and you have such a beautiful body. Every buyer on this site would fight over your panties, socks etc. Your prices are way to high and you will do better to start them lower and see who will fight for the honor of cleaning your HOT pussy from your sexy panties. Wish you the best and hope I can be one of the privileged to enjoy your sexy scent and taste. Good luck sweetie"
My reply
"Thanks but I never asked your opinion, if you want something you can see what I have at those prices, otherwise go buy from girls that are cheaper :) thank you!"
LOL sucker. If he knew that guys don't buy stuff that I sell but give me four times as much to have more...
Cherrie05
04-12-2013, 08:13 AM
DUDE: why should i enter ur private show
Is this a fucking job interview and I didn't realize it....(so describe your strengths & weaknesses..etc)
justanothercamgirl
04-12-2013, 08:17 AM
DUDE: why should i enter ur private show
Is this a fucking job interview and I didn't realize it....(so describe your strengths & weaknesses..etc)
If you want to fuck those guys up, just say back "Why should I want you in my private show? How do I know you are going to satisfy me?"
It is amusing to watch their heads explode with the reversal of you asking THEM to justify themselves and their ability to please you. ;)
CarmenF
04-12-2013, 08:51 AM
^^^ that is EVIL!
justanothercamgirl
04-12-2013, 09:03 AM
^^^ that is EVIL!
Awe, flattery will get you everywhere! ;)
Snowy0Star
04-12-2013, 09:09 AM
its evil but good : P new line for the hustle book tee hee
VoluptiousBriadda
04-12-2013, 01:21 PM
If you want to fuck those guys up, just say back "Why should I want you in my private show? How do I know you are going to satisfy me?"
It is amusing to watch their heads explode with the reversal of you asking THEM to justify themselves and their ability to please you. ;)
i <3 reverse psychology ;D
MommieLongLegs
04-12-2013, 01:39 PM
him:do u have heels for pvt?
me: yes
him: can i know i like it?
and go in pvt
me: tell me what u like and ill show a pair for 1 gold
him: why?
i need heels for pvt
cai want know i like
for pvt
me: to know ur serious
him: no for free
im serius
ok np i can find other girl tnk have a good day
kiss
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If you can't even spare $1, you're not worth my time.
Snowy0Star
04-12-2013, 02:34 PM
obvi troll is obvi that is all
CarmenF
04-12-2013, 02:43 PM
yeah I meant evil in a respectful way...
justanothercamgirl
04-12-2013, 02:48 PM
yeah I meant evil in a respectful way...
I totally took it that way!
*grins*
Snowy0Star
04-12-2013, 03:02 PM
yeah I meant evil in a respectful way...
i know what u ment :p
Hysterical
04-12-2013, 03:50 PM
Guy comes in my room and says: So, you ask me 5 questions about yourself, I can get one wrong, if I get 4 right, you gimme your number. If I get em wrong, I stay with you here for $125. Has to be real questions, no BS like your favorite color or what not, interested?
Me: No.
justanothercamgirl
04-12-2013, 05:58 PM
asshat: You are so beautiful
asshat: I love watching you.
asshat: I could sit here and watch you all day
JAC clicks on asshat's profile to discover that the douchebag has never ever tipped. Not even once!
*asshat has been kicked from room*
You are going to sit there and actually open up your fat trap to say outloud how you could sit there and rip me off all day while you watch other guys tip me so you actually have something to sit and watch?
Go kill yourself. Seriously. Step into traffic and kill your fucking self.
I am way too burnt out for this shit. There better be a goddamn camgirl heaven for all the suffering I am forced to virtually put up with on earth.
LaceyCummings
04-12-2013, 08:00 PM
popthatass: ITS HARD TO FIND A DATE ON THIS SITE
KillKeely
04-12-2013, 09:55 PM
popthatass: ITS HARD TO FIND A DATE ON THIS SITE
OH my goodness I couldnt stop laughing when I read this, l-o-fucking-l :rotfl: sorry i just had to give props on this ahhaha
caramelDip
04-12-2013, 10:34 PM
i barely get on MFC because of that damn cam score but EVERY TIME i do, i FORGET to mute guests and basics lol:
Guest54982: im a white boy with green eyes hard cock n body looking for some black tail n u look analicous
Guest54982: show me that ebony ass n ya ripe bright pink anus
Guest54982: puff puff anal give ya ass up for me pac n marley 3 wonders of the world
caramelDip
04-12-2013, 10:34 PM
oops dbl
Snowy0Star
04-12-2013, 10:55 PM
i barely get on MFC because of that damn cam score but EVERY TIME i do, i FORGET to mute guests and basics lol:
Guest54982: im a white boy with green eyes hard cock n body looking for some black tail n u look analicous
Guest54982: show me that ebony ass n ya ripe bright pink anus
Guest54982: puff puff anal give ya ass up for me pac n marley 3 wonders of the world
:O
lol what does analicous even mean ? but i know i have a bad of just poping on and every time i go on i forget to mute them until they start typing non -nonsensical jibber jabber FML LOl