Log in

View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....



Pages : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 [78] 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 260 261 262 263 264 265 266 267 268 269 270 271 272 273 274 275 276 277 278 279 280 281 282 283 284 285 286 287 288 289 290 291 292 293 294 295 296 297 298 299 300 301 302 303 304 305 306 307 308 309 310 311 312 313 314 315 316 317 318 319 320 321 322 323 324 325 326 327 328 329 330 331 332 333 334 335 336 337 338 339 340 341 342 343 344 345 346 347 348 349 350 351 352 353 354 355 356 357 358 359 360 361 362 363 364 365 366 367 368 369 370 371 372 373 374 375 376 377 378 379 380 381 382 383 384 385 386 387 388 389 390 391 392 393 394 395 396 397 398 399 400 401 402 403 404 405 406 407 408 409 410 411 412 413 414 415 416 417

Sunnylexie
04-19-2013, 05:05 AM
Hallelujah - Streamate stopped advertising my room on K9 guys' sites. This week, they decided to introduce me to pedobears.

AND NOW I WANT YOUR ATTENTION, LADIES.
Tonight on Streamate, I had a member called DrPeter. He asked if I were a mom. I asked why he needed it, and then he answered he didn't like virgins. I thought he was gonna ask for fisting or a huge insertion, but something made me suspicious and I lied him saying I had 2. Then he asked about the age and sex of my "kids" I answered they were girls, 3 and 5 years old, and he took me pvt right away. There, he asked if my girls were as sexy as me. I was all like "Uh, but they are just kids", and he said "Now tell me what you and your daughters would do for me". Then, I copied the chat logs into the Report form and banned his sick pervert ass. That dickface had the gut to send me a cam-to-cam. Unfortunately, I got so emotional I forgot to take a screenshot of his face (as well as copy the logs elsewhere) - but he's 45 to 50 years old, round face, stoutish, with short grey hair and well-trimmed beard, front and well-groomed. He could be a doctor or a lawyer. If anyone gets a member acting that way, PLEASE ask him for a c2c and make a screenshot - we need his face published, so noone ever lets him anywhere near their kids!!!

CourtneyRaine
04-19-2013, 11:56 AM
This wasn't actually on cam, I just came across this little gem on a guy's MGF profile: "I have one of my free credits left and I get paid on Friday so I can load close to 100 then... Make it worth my while to use my last credit and I'll make it worth your while;)))"

Well I'll be damned, I'd better send him a ton of nude pictures and videos now, I wouldn't want to miss out on that last FREE credit, you know.

Sometimes I feel like guys should have to take a test before being able to sign up to cam sites because too many of them have no fucking clue how it works.

LaceyCummings
04-19-2013, 07:41 PM
In free chat, this guy starts talking about how hot he thinks he is and that if I see him on cam, I will drop to my knees. He "garantied" it in fact. Then he started asking me about muscle tone. I copied and pasted tipping info a few times. He kept asking about tone. I said, "you are looking at me. Decide for yourself." He persisted. i said "You can either tip or look at pics for free if you are a broke ass bitch." Then he threw out this gem.

JHarris: u have 10seconds to show u have a muscle or u will NOT see me

Oh nooooooooooo. My day won't be complete if I only see 999 dicks instead of 1000. I mean, he was probably my soul mate, guys.
So I said, "I don't care bitch," but he managed to come back with "you should" as I finally brought down the banhammer. Holy hell. How is your ego so big that you don't understand this situation. You have to pay me several dollars a minute to even interact with you. I will always have the upper hand. I am in charge. I really don't get where these guys get off thinking they can give us any attitude when we have 100% of the power.

note to self- anyone starting out a convo with their asl like we are on yahoo deseves an insta-ban.

Also had someone greet me today with "show something, idiot" I took the lead from the wittier posters of this thread and said 'Sure baby, I've got something to show you! You ready?" and banned his snarky ass. WTF?

Snowy0Star
04-19-2013, 07:48 PM
^ I would have shown him my middle finger

DoodlebugBites
04-19-2013, 08:49 PM
I will always have the upper hand. I am in charge. I really don't get where these guys get off thinking they can give us any attitude when we have 100% of the power.

Golf clap! I may be sweet as pie on the outside but inside I am Judge Judy: "This is MY playpen!"

LaceyCummings
04-19-2013, 10:01 PM
OH my goodness I couldnt stop laughing when I read this, l-o-fucking-l :rotfl: sorry i just had to give props on this ahhaha

ME TOO! I didn't even need to comment on it AT ALL in the post. The quote speaks for itself.

Oops, there was supposed to be a quote here...it was the guy who said it is hard to find a date on sm.

Sunnylexie
04-19-2013, 11:53 PM
JHarris: u have 10seconds to show u have a muscle or u will NOT see me



Lol, "I want to show my narcisstic ass so bad but I'm also mad at how you unappreciative bitch don't piss yout pants in joy just seeing a majestic douche like myself in your room"

VoluptiousBriadda
04-20-2013, 01:21 AM
JHarris: u have 10seconds to show u have a muscle or u will NOT see me

I would have said "FINE!" Then given him mad cam-frowny face " "I just showed you 43 muscles bitch!" Then smiled wickedly and added " And theres 17 more! Holy tittiez Batman, Im in SUCH a giving mood,Im just givin it aaaaall away for free today!" }:D

Ban.

Snowy0Star
04-20-2013, 01:30 AM
thats what i was talking about with the middle finger show middle finger then ban ive had people on chaturbate and mfc say wave so i know ur not a bot when im sitting leaned over making my topic and adjusting my cam view . I make a middle finger and put in so its all they can see thery cheap entitled asses normally leaves and I admit it clears the room most of the time but shit I just logged on dont talk to me like that and i dont want ppl like that in my room anyway !

astridorbital
04-20-2013, 05:39 AM
Had a guy today that was like "You're too much of an artist Astrid, you don't need to be doing this!" Hahaha, I love my job asshole. Deal with it.

I get the most annoyed at comments about my boyfriend and our relationship though too.
"Leave him for me I have a bigger dick"
"I bet you wish you had something to satisfy you"
I had one guy tell me our open relationship "wasnt fair to me" and that my bf was "taking advantage of me".

Pro tip: I LOVE the relationship I'm in. Don't like it, get the fuck out!

Once some guy said "You're boyfriend is a lucky guy"
and I responded with "No, I'M the lucky one!"
And he had the balls to say "Did he make you say that?"
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

CarmenF
04-20-2013, 07:17 AM
Guy: carmen can i ask you something
Carmen: of course
g: you have any freebies i could have of you?
Carmen: sure, the photos inside my public album
g: i was think beyond those did you have any special ones for a new special friend
Carmen: sure, I have special ones for special friends who spoil me :)
Carmen: I am an exhibitionist
Carmen: you'll love everything you see of this hot body
g: care to prove that to me carmen
Carmen: sure, i over 200 5 star feedbacks
Carmen: care to prove you are a new special friend?
g: 10 ich cock
Carmen: I have a cock that satisfies me already hun :)
Carmen: do you work for free?
g: my cock?
Carmen: lol so what am I supposed to do with your cock?
g: if you want it, it is yours
Carmen: Make me want it
Carmen: spoil me
g: want a pic of it to start?
Carmen: sure, I open and give sexy detailed opinions of private pics for 1 paid message ;)
Carmen: otherwise pictures get deleted... I get too many each day, I have to select which ones I open :)
g: you going to open mine if i send it?
Carmen: if you also send a paid message yes :)
Carmen: otherwise they will be deleted without even opening them :)
g: have an previews on vids?
Carmen: yes, a sample video that is 1 $
Carmen: to preview my quality
g: brb
Carmen: yeah...

EVERY fucking part of this hot body has a price, and a high one too, stick that into your dumb brain!

Sabihah
04-20-2013, 07:30 AM
Some guys seriously seem to think MFC is Chatroulette. I like the guys in my room and the free chat atmosphere I've cultivated, but that's in large part because most of them understand the direction the money ought to be flowing and (a) don't ask for freebies and (b) don't expect me to automatically assume they're God's Gift To Women.

justanothercamgirl
04-20-2013, 07:46 AM
In GS:

custie: Show pussy
JAC: Please read GS description. It says right in it that I do no offer pussy in this show
custie: Show pussy
JAC: No
custie: Okay then, I'll just have to rate you 1 star then if you won't show me your pussy
*custie has been banned*
-----

Is that so, you fucking evil and manipulating piece of shit.

Go do that then, with the limp and flaccid penis now in your hand.

Enjoy!

DoodlebugBites
04-20-2013, 08:05 AM
A lady guest who comes in to talk about makeup from time to time yesterday said, "You must be on here a lot." I wasn't sure if her comment was related it to what I was saying to another guest, so I asked what she meant.

She said, "Well, I was on here yesterday and you were here. Now I am on here today and so are you."

I just don't even know where to start with that one. You mean I'm on here a lot for my job, on my posted schedule? I mean, I know I make it look like I am here for the LULZ and all... Or, you mean I am the same times as you but I am the one who's on here a lot and not you? Furthermore, which one of us is getting paid to be here?

This all went through my mind and they all seem like bitchy responses but I just don't know what the point of saying that is. Blockhead.

CarmenF
04-20-2013, 08:12 AM
oh the guy I posted about was on MGF abd has different positives ratings...

CourtneyRaine
04-20-2013, 09:48 AM
On MGF, I had just woken up and logged in to send out some content someone bought when I got a live chat request from someone I don't know. He's been on the site since September 27, 2011 and has exactly two ratings, which is a red flag for me. I did not turn my available to cam notification on, it does not say anywhere in my status that I am available to cam, and the guy didn't even ask me if I would like to do a cam show. After chatting for a few minutes he told me he's on his phone testing things and wants to see if he can view cams while mobile:

him: do u have cam
me: yes I do offer cam shows
him: I just want to try if I can see it
me: well my cam is not set up and I am not even dressed yet, I have been up for less than an hour
him: be no good if I pay for a cam show and not be able to see
him: I want sleep
him: dang
me: well I can understand but if I go and set up my cam and turn it on for you, I am not going to show my face
him: lol understandable
[I plug in my cam, send a free request, he accepts but nothing happens]
me: doesn't seem to work
him: nope that sucks
him: so I learned I can chat on classic on my phone but I cant see cam
him: on new chat I cant send msg cause their no send button but I can see cam
me: like I said, i'm never mobile on here so I can't really advise you
him: wanna try one thing
him: turn on ur cam again and im turn my frount cam on and see what jappens
me: [lol, what?] hun, I am not tech support. I have a goal to reach. if you want to test out cam functions you should probably find someone who might actually want to cam right now
him: ok fair enough
him: when I get going I get too much inti something
me: I get that you want to test your stuff but again, I am not in the mood to cam anyway so I think it would be better if you find someone who is who can help you
him: well ima gonna get out of your hair, next time I get creds I send u some, thx for putting up with my craziness, much love

*Sigh* I spend 15 minute chatting with that guy with him trying to convince me to help him view cams, only to have him reveal that he doesn't even have the money to buy a cam show even if he could figure out how to get it to work. What, exactly, was the point of that?

~Carmen~
04-20-2013, 02:22 PM
A lady guest who comes in to talk about makeup from time to time yesterday said, "You must be on here a lot." I wasn't sure if her comment was related it to what I was saying to another guest, so I asked what she meant.

She said, "Well, I was on here yesterday and you were here. Now I am on here today and so are you."

I just don't even know where to start with that one. You mean I'm on here a lot for my job, on my posted schedule? I mean, I know I make it look like I am here for the LULZ and all... Or, you mean I am the same times as you but I am the one who's on here a lot and not you? Furthermore, which one of us is getting paid to be here?

This all went through my mind and they all seem like bitchy responses but I just don't know what the point of saying that is. Blockhead.

I think I know who you're talking about. "She" came to my room today. Red lipstick? Freeloader...

Jaana
04-20-2013, 02:39 PM
This guy kept repeating "Why is your English so good???" in my free chat, and I kept ignoring him. There was another Finnish person in the room as well.

Annoying guy: so if I come to Finland will u be my guide?
Me: No. that would involve leaving my house. That's a big deal for us.
Guy:..huh
Finnish guy: We don't like people very much. Leaving the house is something to be done only in times of emergancy.
Guy: wow u Finns are weird

I love when my customers help me troll the annoying ones.

justanothercamgirl
04-20-2013, 05:31 PM
Idiot#1: What a fucking money hungry bitch! Ur all the same here.

I love when guys say that.

Like THEY aren't all the same here too. ;)

Missymissdemeanour
04-21-2013, 06:49 AM
Repeats question = repeat answer as below

Custy: what do you enjoy doing?
Missdemeanour: erm simulating sex while getting paid lol

foxysockies
04-21-2013, 11:38 AM
'You pregnant?'
that is all.
-.- people are fucking retarded

Sunnylexie
04-21-2013, 06:13 PM
Him: dare you to take your undies off;)
Me: Sorry, but below-the-belt nudity is against the site rules.
If I do, i will get my acct suspended
Him: chicken lol?
rules are made to be broken ;)
Me: Guess youre one of those rebels who smoke at gas stations and lick power outlets

VoluptiousBriadda
04-21-2013, 11:04 PM
Me: Guess youre one of those rebels who smoke at gas stations and lick power outlets

33350

Jaana
04-22-2013, 03:06 AM
Guy on Skype: can i please have a show?
me: yes. It's $30 for 10 minutes.
guy: fuck are you serious? just paid $10 for 10 minutes to another model.
me: well that's great but if you want quality, you have to pay for it.
Guy: Let's face it, you're all whores anyway.
me: oh really? Well then, I'm going to go ahead and bock you, but I'm also going to advertise your Skype ID on Craigslist in the 2men seeking men" section, inviting them to send you all of their dick pictures. Have a nice day!
guy: wait no i was just joking!!
Me: too late.

VoluptiousBriadda
04-22-2013, 08:24 AM
Guy on Skype: can i please have a show?
me: yes. It's $30 for 10 minutes.
guy: fuck are you serious? just paid $10 for 10 minutes to another model.
me: well that's great but if you want quality, you have to pay for it.
Guy: Let's face it, you're all whores anyway.
me: oh really? Well then, I'm going to go ahead and bock you, but I'm also going to advertise your Skype ID on Craigslist in the 2men seeking men" section, inviting them to send you all of their dick pictures. Have a nice day!
guy: wait no i was just joking!!
Me: too late.

33351

Jaana
04-22-2013, 11:00 AM
I had to put my foot down with a customer today. he messages me on Skype a lot asking about shows and videos, but has only ever once called me on Niteflirt, but it was a 4 minute call. Today i finally got firm with him and told him that I'm not here to chit chat, that i'm tired of repeating myself, and that if he doesn't have money for shows he shouldn't bother me. That's what he started in with the "BUT I'M JUST A RBOKE COLLEGE STUDENT BLAH BLAH".

I don't understand why there are guys who feel so entitled to our work that they need to give us sob stories. If you can't afford to pay for my services, why are you bothering me? Why not just go watch free, legal porn on a site like Freeones or even ChatRoulette? Why ot just be a dumb guest lurker on MFC or Chaturbate until someone reaches a goal and does a public show? What is the point of harassing me week after week and exåecting me to care that you have no money? I'm not soliciting him, he's messaging me.

He's blocked now but this isn't the first and I know it won't be the last time this happens. this is honestly one of the most frustrating parts of doing this job.

simone87
04-22-2013, 11:03 AM
idk, for some reason guys believe sex work is different than any other kind in that we should be doing it for free if they are cute or pathetic and we are all secretly looking for boyfriends and just doing this because we are crazy nymphos who get off on it...

kortneykay
04-22-2013, 11:08 AM
Tell him when he gets his school refund to come back and see you. It should be 2-3 months after each semester bb ;) I once had a student pp me $5k so don't shut them out too much.

bigbootyjudy1
04-22-2013, 11:11 AM
The slowness is just making me ignoring them .Thats the only way to keep my sanity .I just ignore them or i either tell them to get their money right if they trying to talk to me,this is a PAY TO PLAY website if your money aint right keep it moving.Some get mad ,some tip.But the freeloading is getting ridiculously worst.So i just do what i can .I Ignore ,ignore,Ban and kick some of them out.They'll learned their lesson when you kick them out your room a few times.Just breathe and smile so it dont like the slowness or the lack of private phase you.My motto is fake it till you make it baby :)

CourtneyRaine
04-22-2013, 11:16 AM
me: oh really? Well then, I'm going to go ahead and bock you, but I'm also going to advertise your Skype ID on Craigslist in the 2men seeking men" section, inviting them to send you all of their dick pictures. Have a nice day!


Are you serious?

Jaana
04-22-2013, 11:19 AM
Are you serious?Nope., i just wanted to instill fear in him.

kortneykay
04-22-2013, 11:21 AM
"Cute but not worth $5.99/7.99." That's what I heard today from freeloader in my room. Too bad that's false, what he should've said was "I cannot afford you but you're cute and worth it!" How would one know you're worth it by just starring at your hotness in free chat? You could shoot gold plated gummy bears out of your pussy in private but he'd never even know. The little wheasel left chat in a hurry after that so I wouldn't ban him but I got that ass recorded so the minute he comes back I'll tell him who he is, why I'm worth it, and where he can go. My ban bin! Anyway, it didn't bother me though because I did great on cam at my rates today and my 5 star ratings and quite a few custys said I was def worth it.

Jaana
04-22-2013, 11:23 AM
[9:18:19 PM] *** Missed call from Brodock. ***
[9:18:24 PM] *** Call from Brodock ***
[9:18:28 PM] Jaana Ruutu: yOU NEVER PAID ME.
[9:18:32 PM] Jaana Ruutu: oops, caps
[9:19:20 PM] Brodock: Free show please?
[9:19:51 PM] Jaana Ruutu: LOL, nope.
[9:19:57 PM] Jaana Ruutu: www.chatroutlette.com
[9:20:10 PM] Jaana Ruutu: Go find all the free shows you want there.
[9:20:17 PM] Jaana Ruutu: Would you show up to your job for free?
[9:20:47 PM] Brodock: Yeah
[9:21:00 PM] Jaana Ruutu: No you wouldn't.
[9:21:06 PM] Jaana Ruutu: Don't fucking insult my intelligence
[9:21:24 PM] Brodock: But, my job isn't being a stripper or whore.
[9:22:04 PM] Jaana Ruutu: If I'm a whore then why are you wastingyour time on me? I must be one important whore.
[9:22:14 PM] Jaana Ruutu: Please go rot in hell.

kortneykay
04-22-2013, 11:25 AM
He forgot, whores don't fuck until they are paid and strippers don't strip for free. Someone needs to look up the words prostitute and stripper in a dictionary.

VoluptiousBriadda
04-22-2013, 11:25 AM
Are you serious?

Whether she really does it or not,I think it was still a hilarious and deserved response - I have a feeling he is gonna think twice before he calls another camgirl a whore anytime soon,yay for scaring the shit out of him! Sometimes it feels awesome to troll the trollers - her post would be perfect in the wittiest comebacks/moments of triumph thread!

*whoopsy,Jaana responded while I was typing mine so I didnt see hers til after I hit "post"

CourtneyRaine
04-22-2013, 11:35 AM
I don't know, I'm glad Jaana clarified that she wasn't being serious; if a cam model did that to a guy who annoyed her it would give guys a bad impression of us all being vindictive bitches. Not to mention more important that it is illegal to post on CL pretending to be someone else, it's considered fraud and defamation of character and not to mention directing people to send unwanted pictures of a sexual nature to this guy would be easily considered cyber bullying which is punishable by fines and even potentially jail time. It probably wouldn't go that far but if a guy wanted to be an ass, she threatened to do that and then he suddenly gets all of these unwanted replies using his personal contact info that he did not give her permission to disseminate it wouldn't take much for him to put two and two together, figure she's the one who posted pretending to be him (since she did say she would) and contact CL as well as the authorities to report her. Again, it probably wouldn't come to that but it could come to that if the guy wanted to get revenge on her and he'd actually have a case.

I'm all for responding appropriately when a viewer is a dick but doing something illegal that could possibly have negative consequences for you just because the guy said something rude or idiotic just seems not worth it.

VoluptiousBriadda
04-22-2013, 11:49 AM
He forgot, whores don't fuck until they are paid and strippers don't strip for free. Someone needs to look up the words prostitute and stripper in a dictionary.

EXACTLY! The "but,but...you're a whore..so I shouldnt have to pay you,right?" line is like nails on a chalkboard to me.

Whore = paid for services.Stripper = dances for MONEY. Slut = fucks for FREE,bc she WANTS to-for either her own pleasure/to attract attention/popularity/bc she thinks guys will like her more etc etc.Its def not her goddamn occupation-Ive never had a single slut tell me they are a professional hobag."So what do you do?" "Who,me? Girl,I slut it up for a living!"

Unless of course they're a gold-digger but again,they're getting something in return for services rendered (and even then they often dont actually sleep with the guy).Besides,just bc someone is a slut does NOT necessarily mean she's gonna fuck EVERY guy who asks her to,but somehow men seem to forget this/feel entitled to a pc of that ass since she's given it away to others before them? I was unaware that if you are a slut you have to sleep with EVERY guy you came in contact with,even if you dont want to,just bc they "said so". SMH..

VoluptiousBriadda
04-22-2013, 11:52 AM
I don't know, I'm glad Jaana clarified that she wasn't being serious; if a cam model did that to a guy who annoyed her it would give guys a bad impression of us all being vindictive bitches. Not to mention more important that it is illegal to post on CL pretending to be someone else, it's considered fraud and defamation of character and not to mention directing people to send unwanted pictures of a sexual nature to this guy would be easily considered cyber bullying which is punishable by fines and even potentially jail time. It probably wouldn't go that far but if a guy wanted to be an ass, she threatened to do that and then he suddenly gets all of these unwanted replies using his personal contact info that he did not give her permission to disseminate it wouldn't take much for him to put two and two together, figure she's the one who posted pretending to be him (since she did say she would) and contact CL as well as the authorities to report her. Again, it probably wouldn't come to that but it could come to that if the guy wanted to get revenge on her and he'd actually have a case.

I'm all for responding appropriately when a viewer is a dick but doing something illegal that could possibly have negative consequences for you just because the guy said something rude or idiotic just seems not worth it.

Totally in agreement here,some of the same things were running through my mind but Jaana is a smart cookie and I figured she said it just to scare him.Which is why I found it so incredibly funny! Its the lil things in life... ;D

Incantatious
04-22-2013, 01:06 PM
LMFAO! I frigging love your come-backs Jaana!

IsobelWren
04-22-2013, 03:31 PM
yeah, i've only been doing this about three days. i've already had enough of assholes.
why do they all think that i wanna watch them jerk it?

Because all of them want to see you rub your pussy, so they think you must be on there for the exact same reason. If it turns them on watching you, it must turn you on watching them. It's a kindergarten-level logic fail, "Everything that applies to me must also apply to everyone else."

IsobelWren
04-22-2013, 03:35 PM
jayhere: I'd surprise you
jayhere: I'd be like all...Oom dat boom yah

jayhere: giving you an electrifying experience
jayhere: Where are you roughly based

'Oom dat boom yah'??!?!!
WTF?!?

Someone who thinks that, "Oom dat boom yah" is both a phrase that makes sense and a phrase that adequately describes mind-blowing sex is nearly guaranteed to be bad in bed.

"Electrifying experience?" I'd rather electroCUTE myself than subject my body to this idiot.

IsobelWren
04-22-2013, 03:41 PM
A lady guest who comes in to talk about makeup from time to time yesterday said, "You must be on here a lot." I wasn't sure if her comment was related it to what I was saying to another guest, so I asked what she meant.

She said, "Well, I was on here yesterday and you were here. Now I am on here today and so are you."... Blockhead.

AUUUUGGHGHGHGHGHG! And the only way she knows you're on here is that she's on here with you. Yet she's trying to be stupid to you?

IsobelWren
04-22-2013, 03:47 PM
Guy: Let's face it, you're all whores anyway.
me: oh really? Well then, I'm going to go ahead and bock you, but I'm also going to advertise your Skype ID on Craigslist in the 2men seeking men" section, inviting them to send you all of their dick pictures. Have a nice day!
guy: wait no i was just joking!!
Me: too late.

I really need to start remembering to do that for these ones. I'm usually just so annoyed that they've wasted my time that I ban them without thinking about it.

IsobelWren
04-22-2013, 04:31 PM
Not to mention more important that it is illegal to post on CL pretending to be someone else,

It's not illegal, it's against the Craigslist terms of service, but the worst that can happen to you is they'll block you from the site.


...it's considered fraud...

While a person is a fraud for masquerading as someone else, she is not committing fraud by posting an ad on CL pretending to be someone else. That is to say, it doesn't meet the legal definition of fraud (http://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/fraud). Nobody could sue her for fraud. The person who sues for fraud must prove, among other things, "injury to the alleged victim as a result [of the fraud]." What concrete injury could either the man whose Skype was posted or the man who responded to the ad prove?

Also, typically, the victim in a fraud case is the person who "bought in" to the scam. The guy whose name is on CL isn't the victim, the person who contacted him on Skype, expecting he wants sexy-time is the victim. We're a litigious society, but I doubt that guy would sue for fraud.


...and defamation of character...

Defamation of character (http://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/Defamation+of+character) involves making false statements that damage the reputation of the person. What would Jaana have said about the guy? She said nothing. She posted an ad on CL asking for men to send pictures to him. Does it damage his character in a significant way if "he" wants to see pictures of peen?

Once again, the man in question would have to prove that there was concrete damage to his reputation that made him suffer real harm. He would, say, have to get fired or divorced or lose custody of his kids. Not because his wife saw the ad and so he told her about the cam girl and she dumped him, but because the wife saw the ad, decided he was gay, didn't change her mind despite all the denials and couples' counseling, etc. (unlikely)


...and not to mention directing people to send unwanted pictures of a sexual nature to this guy would be easily considered cyber bullying which is punishable by fines and even potentially jail time.

Only 34 of 50 US states have anything in legislation that even mentions the internet as part of bullying (http://www.ncsl.org/issues-research/educ/cyberbullying.aspx). These laws pertain to the protection of school-age children being the targets of bullying. Only one, in Utah, doesn't explicitly state that the legislation pertains only to school children.

There are laws that pertain to the use of the internet to harass and threaten adults. They're called cyberstalking and cyberharassment (http://www.ncsl.org/issues-research/telecom/cyberstalking-and-cyberharassment-laws.aspx). Again, not every state has the laws, and some states have patchy versions, since stalking and harassment are two different things. In both cases, though, there needs to be a demonstrated pattern of the harassment happening over a long period of time and the harassment must cause the victim, "to feel unsafe." I think only the mightiest of homophobes would feel unsafe from receiving pictures of wangs on his Skype and I think no judge would agree to hear that case in his court room. Not to mention, one posting, one time, wouldn't trigger the laws.


...it probably wouldn't come to that but it could come to that if the guy wanted to get revenge on her and he'd actually have a case.

I agree that it probably wouldn't come to that. I disagree that it would be easy for him to find her legal name and address (which the police would need to find and arrest her if it were criminal case and which the process server would need to serve her papers if it were a civil case) from only her Skype name. I also disagree that he would have a case. I think he's got nothing.



...doing something illegal that could possibly have negative consequences for you just because the guy said something rude or idiotic just seems not worth it.

To sum, no part of this is illegal, merely as ill-advised as the guy is being in being a dick.

Lastly this is all moot in Jaana's point, because she doesn't live in the US. She would have to be doing something criminal and very serious for a judge to go to the trouble of filing extradition papers and sending US Marshals overseas to get her so that she could stand trial in the US.

:) I don't mean to offend or step on toes, I just had to point all that out, since I just finished a spate of law courses for my postgrad. No t no shade, I just had to say something.

TrixieDarling
04-22-2013, 04:42 PM
My first time on mfc today went great except for this:
Douchbag guy: I'll give you 380 tokens for 30 mins on Skype
Me: Lol. GTFO. "New" does not = stupidest bitch on the planet.

Special_K
04-22-2013, 05:01 PM
Not exactly on cam but on ELM, theres this extremely needy guy, who is super clingy.
He: Will you sell your panties
Me: nope that wont happen, sorry
He: why not?
Me: because I dont feel comfortable w the idea
He: i wish you could tell me why
Me: Again I dont feel comfortable with the idea, videos/pics are ok no more than that.
He: i hope u change your mind. I wish I could make u feel comfortable

Why cant they take no for an answer?... No means NO!
And this is like the 4th time he asks. Only reason I bother is because he is a good spender, but still gets on my nerves!

CourtneyRaine
04-22-2013, 05:26 PM
@Isobel, that is pretty interesting information! But I still posit that (considering where you live) pretending to be someone you're not can still get you into legal trouble, as explained a little more here: http://business.time.com/2013/01/22/can-you-go-to-jail-for-impersonating-someone-online/ here: http://www.stradleylaw.com/online-impersonation-crime-texas/ and one specific to craigslist posting here: http://www.decodedscience.com/online-impersonation-identity-theft/21033

As far as whether or not someone can claim that having sexual pictures sent to them poses harm, one *could* argue that yes, it can and does, particularly amongst very religious people. Actually just today on my facebook feed a Mormon group posting something about "overcoming pornography addiction" which can be seen here: http://overcomingpornography.org/family-and-friends/recovery-stories/meet-kerri?lang=eng It might seem strange to us but people actually Do get divorced over one partner viewing pornography, especially homosexual pornography. Seems pretty harmful to me.

It just seems like a gray area, and to threaten to do something to cause distress to another person seems like a foolish, petty, and unnecessary risk to take in my opinion.

Sunnylexie
04-22-2013, 05:42 PM
My way to deal with "broke college students" is to come back with an emotional PM lament on how bad I need a dentist and how I'll have nowhere to live if I get late with my rent and my landlord kicks me out. Then, after the poor broke thing goes for how he's got to go and will maybe return later, plead him to stay and help me out and tell how much I need him.
If you ever decide to use this one, be careful so other members don't get to see it. Don't use it unless you want to get rid of the person forever.

VoluptiousBriadda
04-22-2013, 06:10 PM
Isobel (damned if Im quoting your post,between the two of us it'd end up taking up an entire page itself lol)- when I thought she may be stepping into "is that legal?" territory,what came to mind was him maybe accusing her of impersonating him,cyberstalking/harrassing,possible identity theft if he wanted to be a complete idiot and try to get as much as he could or ANYTHING out of the case. With sooo many absolutely ridiculous,frivolous lawsuits out there,it wouldnt surprise me if someone DID try (emphasis on TRY) to sue a camgirl or press charges over a situation such as this hypothetical one.

We have to worry about so much when it comes to lawsuits now,I honestly cant blame anyone for fearing what repercussions could come about if they did try to teach some douche a lesson by posting their email on CL,etc.Its almost become knee-jerk to wonder what legal ramifications could occur for almost everything we do now. It's sad that so many of us are now so fearful but Americans have seen our justice system fail us time and time again,and yet award absolutely ridiculous lawsuits with millions of $$. Break your leg during a home invasion? Sue the victims..and WIN! Take a chug of scorching hot coffee that is clearly marked HOT,that you KNOW is "liquid hot magma" temp? $30 million and a band-aid for your tongue! Got cancer from smoking? 4 zillion and a platinum, diamond studded trach! Spat your unruly child on the hand? Child Protective Services to the rescue!

Thank you so much for breaking all of that down for us paranoid folk! No seriously, its a relief to see that nothing could come of it,although I wouldnt put it past someone to attempt a lawsuit of that nature,depending on the lawyer they hire. It's nice to know that they wouldnt have any sort of legal foot to stand on for anything they could accuse you of in a situation like that-not that Im planning on seeking revenge on every asshole thats ever called me a whore tmrw or anything....Or am I???:O :P

*side note-I dont believe it would necessarily give camgirls a bad rap (well worse than we already have anyways)-if anything,if the word got spread, I dont think it'd stop guys from buying shows from models or from going on cam sites, I just think they'd be very careful about how they treat/talk to any models they come across.But thats probably a whole nother can of worms that could be debated upon for hours,which would undoubtedly belong in another thread.

IsobelWren
04-22-2013, 07:25 PM
I'll contribute to our legal discussion later tonight, or tomorrow. For now tho:

*guy enters excl*

"Hi there! What brings you here tonight, baby?"

horny and wifes in bed

*giggle* "Oh? You're not up there with her?" <-trying to tease out if he's just chatting or if that was a cuckold/humiliation thing

shes already asleep
shes never interested

"Too bad! Her loss! If I were there, I'd love for you to come wake me up. How would you do it?"

my cock would poke you awake

"mmmmm, you slide into bed next to me. Nuzzle my neck, I feel your cock poke me in the back as you slide your hand down my panties and play with my clit..."

no mromance just horny

I see why your wife is resistant to your, "seductions" if your idea of unnecessary romance is to finger her to warm her up. Fuck all that bullshit. She doesn't need to be warmed up! Just jam your cock in the meat puppet and jerk off into her like you deserve! Hasn't it been mentioned multiple times in this thread that the purpose of marriage is to buy a woman who isn't allowed to resist your tender ministrations?