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VoluptiousBriadda
04-22-2013, 07:35 PM
i'll contribute to our legal discussion later tonight, or tomorrow. For now tho:

*guy enters excl*

"hi there! What brings you here tonight, baby?"

horny and wifes in bed

*giggle* "oh? You're not up there with her?" <-trying to tease out if he's just chatting or if that was a cuckold/humiliation thing

shes already asleep
shes never interested

"too bad! Her loss! If i were there, i'd love for you to come wake me up. How would you do it?"

my cock would poke you awake

"mmmmm, you slide into bed next to me. Nuzzle my neck, i feel your cock poke me in the back as you slide your hand down my panties and play with my clit..."

no mromance just horny

i see why your wife is resistant to your, "seductions" if your idea of unnecessary romance is to finger her to warm her up. Fuck all that bullshit. She doesn't need to be warmed up! Just jam your cock in the meat puppet and jerk off into her like you deserve! Hasn't it been mentioned multiple times in this thread that the purpose of marriage is to buy a woman who isn't allowed to resist your tender ministrations?


What the..oh NO HE DI'INT!!!
33368

LoraDoll
04-22-2013, 08:05 PM
"xvideos69 (Member) : go pvt bb?"

:O Bann.
Not annoying, but i want to share. Hard to trust somebody with a nick like this. :detective

justanothercamgirl
04-22-2013, 08:18 PM
asshat: Are you real?
JAC: Are you?

---
If I tell you that I am a figment of your imagination, will you leave me alone and go bug some other girl?

LoraDoll
04-22-2013, 08:31 PM
TINYpinDICK (Member) : hi
TINYpinDICK (Member) : can i ask u question?
A* : hi.
A* : just one.
A* : :brow: (he didnt suspect, that i suspect, he is a littled*ck.)
TINYpinDICK (Member) : is 9 cm small for a dick?? b honest
TINYpinDICK (Member) : haha
A* : as i told...

*Bann*
:finger:

delilahd
04-22-2013, 09:38 PM
GuestWithoutMoney: STAND! SHOW FEET. BLOW ME A KISS.
Me: pay me
Dumbshit: That costs money.
Me: Rage, but cannot ban. Foolishness.

justanothercamgirl
04-23-2013, 06:42 AM
asshat: I know this is a topless show and you said no requests but can I please see your feet?

-----

Fucking, seriously?

TrixieDarling
04-23-2013, 09:30 AM
LOSER: Hey bb. If you get naked and masturbate in free chat I will take you private and tip you 1800 tokens after!

And you're BANNED, bitch.

IsobelWren
04-23-2013, 01:25 PM
Things that happened to me last night:

I have long hair and I wear coconut spirals in my ears. They're large and, as mentioned, spiral shaped. Sometimes they trap my hair. It hurts. I'm in free chat, and as usual, like 15 guys are talking to me at once. I reply to a few, then say, "hang on" and pull the hair out of my earring.

I wince when I pull my hair out of it.

Some random guy: Fuck you for wincing at me bitch! It's normal!
*he immediately leaves*

Whuuuut? I scroll up to see that he'd asked a few minutes ago if I had stockings and heels. I hadn't responded because I didn't see it. So I guess he thought that he was the only person in the room, that I'd chosen not to respond to him for a minute and then had decided to respond by saying, "hang on" and then wincing while pulling on my ear?

Another thing:

I'm cleaning up what he said grammatically, because I didn't copy it so I can't remember exactly what his AOL txt speak looked like and I have a hard time typing fake AOL speak. Random guy asking freeloader questions. He asks how to get a show. I walk him through how to press the giant button that says, "enter my show" or whatever it says. He keeps leaving and coming back into the room, then asking again. I laugh.

"How are you not getting this? It's ONE button!"

"Yeah but when I press it, it says I have to pay money."

"Yep. That's how that works. This ain't charity."

"But I don't have any money. I don't have a credit card."

"The very fact that I can see your text means that you have a credit card attached to your profile. So I know for a fact that you're lying to me. I makes you look cheap. That, though, helps me know that you're never going to spend a cent on me, so I don't have a reason to suffer you being in here."

I'm reaching for the ban button when he says, "Ok, ok, I stole this card."

"So what you're telling me is that you've fraudulently made this profile with a stolen credit card number?"

"It's my friend's card.
I needed it to make the account.
I don't have any money.
I'm a criminal.
I just got out of jail.
I don't have any money.
I stole this card." <-this is all typed rapid fire, with horrible text speech, I do remember that.

"So you stole the card."

"Yes, you stupid bitch.
Didn't I just say that?
It's my friend's card.
My boss' card.
I needed it to make the account,
but I don't want him to know,
so I can't spend any money on it."

"Ok, well before I was just going to ban you. But now I'm going to report you to the site and THEN ban you. They don't like stolen cards. Have a good time until they IP ban you from the site and report you." <-I'm pretty sure they don't do that.

As I'm writing up what he told me in the "report" window he's cussing up a storm in free chat.

"Fuck you whore!
You stupid cunt!
I'm going to fucking find you!
I'm going to come to your house and rape you to death.
You miserable cunt!
I'm a criminal!
You think I can't?
I will!
I will rape you to death!
I've done it before!
I will tear you up!
You'd better hide now!"

I pictured him typing something else only to get a "banned from this room" screen.

A guy I just had a (very enjoyable) show with pipes up, "LOL If you want any help with that idiot, you just let me know."

"Oh that's right! You're a cop!"

Another guy in the room, "Another cop? Me too! State police!"

Another guy, "Cops? Hi! I'm a judge!"

I laugh, "Do we have any lawyers? We'd have most of the judicial system in here!"

Another guy, after a beat, "I do copyright law...does that count?"

I start to crack up. Another person adds, "And I'm a prison guard. I wonder if he was a criminal in my prison!"

I totally lose it and give the room free flashes. Even if it wasn't true, it was fucking hilarious. I mean, if the guys were making it up about their occupations. I'm SURE the "criminal" was lying. He probably didn't even actually steal a card, but he said it and he wasn't spending, which is good enough for me to report him.

IsobelWren
04-23-2013, 01:37 PM
Annnnd something that just happened now. While I was typing all that up, I was back and forth with an indy guy on Skype. The usual.

Him: sexy!
Him: let's do show.
Me: Would love to! I'm so horny! *paste rates and payment methods*
Him: i have to pay?
Me: *paste the, "it's worth it" teaser*
Him: i don't pay
Him: your an ugly a$$ b*tch anyway

Meh, typical, "You a goddess! I have to pay? Oh. You uglier than a sack of potatoes in an elephant's ass!"
I shrug, ban him, go back to typing here and then realize. He barely used punctuation, yet he bleeped himself out when he was insulting me?

HE BLEEPED HIMSELF OUT WHILE INSULTING ME!

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/2641935/david-tennant-laughing-o.gif

Snowy0Star
04-23-2013, 01:48 PM
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/2641935/david-tennant-laughing-o.gif

We need more Whovians in SW everything is better with David Tennant

IsobelWren
04-23-2013, 02:07 PM
@Isobel, that is pretty interesting information! But I still posit that (considering where you live) pretending to be someone you're not can still get you into legal trouble, as explained a little more here: http://business.time.com/2013/01/22/can-you-go-to-jail-for-impersonating-someone-online/ here: http://www.stradleylaw.com/online-impersonation-crime-texas/ and one specific to craigslist posting here: http://www.decodedscience.com/online-impersonation-identity-theft/21033


Poor Manti Te'o, I feel so bad for that guy, not to even mention poor Megan Meier. Those cases do differ from this theoretical case though, because they happened over a long period of time. I would say that it's clear in Megan's case that the intent was to harm her in a cruel and base way, so that's clearly harmful and should be criminally prosecuted. Then you bring up Manti. Good point! In Manti's case, it was just friends playing a prank that went too far (it felt like one of those movies I hate where the lie is told and the stakes keep getting higher and higher) but it still ended up being a big deal. Potentially because, as a public figure, it damaged his reputation? Which would be another place I might argue that the case differs.

In the other cases the article mentions, both also went on for a long time (one month and three years, respectively). The case of the teenage girls was a cyber bullying thing, they were trying to hurt the other girl, and making threats of physical harm. The case of the woman in Oregon, again, threats of real harm. She was trying to get the woman she was impersonating fired from her job and to end her relationship. Also, she accomplished this by hacking the woman's accounts.

As the article mentions:

In all of the state statutes, the key element that elevates social media shenanigans from the level of a simple prank to a punishable crime is the intent to do harm, threaten, intimidate or defraud another person. However, defining harm is a tricky proposition for the justice system. (Emphasis mine)

While it seems like the article is leaning in the direction of my thoughts, that a short term prank wouldn't be a big deal, you definitely do have merit in your point. That bit I italicized from the article (which is what I think you're saying as well) is a good point. Bringing in the Texas criminal statute (which both parties would have to be in Texas to enforce) we also see more credence to your point. The whole thing all comes down to the intent to which a lawyer can prove the "pranker" intended harm and the "prankee" was genuinely harmed, and the leanings of the judge who happens to be sitting the case. We're in a brave new world here.


As far as whether or not someone can claim that having sexual pictures sent to them poses harm, one *could* argue that yes, it can and does, particularly amongst very religious people...

Also a good point (Orthodox Jews, many Muslims, and many conservative Christians would be in the same camp as the Mormons you mentioned). I would add, though, that these folks would be in just as much trouble, if not more trouble, with their religion for contacting a cam girl and looking at pornography in the first place. Sins of Onan would come to play as well, for conservative Christians. Even more, contacting a cam girl for interactive pornography might even be considered adultery, depending on the religious sect.

Good stuff! *side note* Fuckin' check us out, would ya? The guys who visit us and the people who hate us think we're pitiable idiots with no education and here we are discussing the finer points of law!

CarmenF
04-23-2013, 02:27 PM
Isobel you are the most beautiful redhead or whatever colour you hair is (I was confused) I've ever seen plus you lare so smart and have such a clean accent... Marry me bb! ok freaky moment over sorry xD

zivlet
04-23-2013, 04:26 PM
Someone who thinks that, "Oom dat boom yah" is both a phrase that makes sense and a phrase that adequately describes mind-blowing sex is nearly guaranteed to be bad in bed.

"Electrifying experience?" I'd rather electroCUTE myself than subject my body to this idiot.

Haha ITA! What the actual fuck-I reckon I could cam/strip for 50 years and still the idiocy and delusion of some men will NEVER cease to astound me!
Oom Dat Boom-YAH! :p

Sunnylexie
04-23-2013, 05:43 PM
Some guys (many, actually) insist on spelling my screenname, as well as the "real name" I give them, in all minuscules, while being amazingly good with caps elsewhere, including pet names. They do it in mailbox messages, too, even though those are easier to be double-checked for mistakes. Looks like it's a part of douchebag etiquette ("Messaging undergrade people" or something).

housewench
04-23-2013, 06:15 PM
^ well that's an interesting little subliminal bit of douchebaggery

JJLights89
04-23-2013, 08:09 PM
Guy is chatting cause he has no sound. Talking dirty to me wanting to me to play sub "hey bb we can continue this chat in pvt"(when ive had enough chatting and want to know if hes actually going to spend money or not. and i kept giving hints and being nice about went on for about 5 mins) he just replies with a simple "nope"


uhhh okay im jsut here to chat dirty for free for the whole night oh fucking kay. first kick EVER and it felt good.

JJLights89
04-23-2013, 08:10 PM
Guy is chatting cause he has no sound. Talking dirty to me wanting to me to play sub "hey bb we can continue this chat in pvt"(when ive had enough chatting and want to know if hes actually going to spend money or not. and i kept giving hints and being nice about went on for about 5 mins) he just replies with a simple "nope"


uhhh okay im jsut here to chat dirty for free for the whole night oh fucking kay./:O first kick EVER and it felt good.}:D

Sunnylexie
04-23-2013, 08:18 PM
^Grats on your first frag)

caitir
04-24-2013, 02:57 AM
Copy/pasted his portion, inserted my verbal response.

douchebag: hey whats up
what nationality are you?
Me: Americann.....
douchebag: good a answer
douchebag: what type of wasp are you?
Me: Wtf is a wasp?
douchebag: like anglosaxon or nordic or celtic?
Me: No fucking clue- parents were adopted
douchebag: white anglo saxon protestant
it is called politics
Me: Oh. Politics? Really? THAT's what you wanna talk about? I don't fucking care about politics.
douchebag: you do not know much?
Me: I didn't say I didn't know- I said I don't care and I don't wanna talk about it now.
douchebag: what are your interests?
Me (trying to stay in character): Hmm. Sex. Fucking. Making love. Squirting.
douchebag: you look like a book reader or something like that
Me: Uh... sure
douchebag: ok so all you know is sex?
Me: Is that what I fucking said? No.
douchebag: so say something interesting
Me: MmmmmmKay- How 'bout this? "FUCK YOU"
douchebag has been blocked

I was so fucking pissed (at his insults of my intelligence) that I was literally shaking. I wanted to block him 10 more times just to take my frustrations out on him. Fucker. Grr!

funismymiddlename
04-24-2013, 09:47 AM
Idiot: put the big toy in your ass
Me: it won't fit
Idiot: make it fit bby *sends 1 gold
Me: block

lol wtf im not breaking my ass for a dollar

Jaana
04-24-2013, 02:53 PM
[12:45:38 AM] Jaana Ruutu: Hi. how can i help you
[12:46:36 AM] Angela camgirl: hi
[12:46:38 AM] Angela camgirl: ho w are u
[12:46:50 AM] Jaana Ruutu: `I'm great. What can i do for you?
[12:47:50 AM] Angela camgirl: are u bi
[12:48:07 AM] Jaana Ruutu: Yes.
[12:49:29 AM] Angela camgirl: mmmmm
[12:49:30 AM] Angela camgirl: me too
[12:49:46 AM] Jaana Ruutu: Um. great. Were you looking to purchase a show today?
[12:53:06 AM] Jaana Ruutu: Uh..okay. i'm gonna go ahead and delete you, "angela".

AliceFun
04-24-2013, 04:38 PM
OMG Caitir, what a moron u had there, that was a troll, wtf, if we are on a porn site we supposed to deliver porn and talk about sex, doesent mean we need to show how elevated we are, if they want that sure but talk about it in paid then i show u how smart i am. idiot trying to be a smart ass

justanothercamgirl
04-24-2013, 04:57 PM
Will you flash me your tits for $1, bb?

Deaddolly
04-24-2013, 05:03 PM
One guy in my room started rambling about basketball. BAN

Another saw me switching my music and said "do you have *ss on that ipod". Didn't even make sense. BAN

cherryblossomsinspring
04-24-2013, 06:22 PM
On MGF, I had just woken up and logged in to send out some content someone bought when I got a live chat request from someone I don't know. He's been on the site since September 27, 2011 and has exactly two ratings, which is a red flag for me. I did not turn my available to cam notification on, it does not say anywhere in my status that I am available to cam, and the guy didn't even ask me if I would like to do a cam show. After chatting for a few minutes he told me he's on his phone testing things and wants to see if he can view cams while mobile:

him: do u have cam
me: yes I do offer cam shows
him: I just want to try if I can see it
me: well my cam is not set up and I am not even dressed yet, I have been up for less than an hour
him: be no good if I pay for a cam show and not be able to see
him: I want sleep
him: dang
me: well I can understand but if I go and set up my cam and turn it on for you, I am not going to show my face
him: lol understandable
[I plug in my cam, send a free request, he accepts but nothing happens]
me: doesn't seem to work
him: nope that sucks
him: so I learned I can chat on classic on my phone but I cant see cam
him: on new chat I cant send msg cause their no send button but I can see cam
me: like I said, i'm never mobile on here so I can't really advise you
him: wanna try one thing
him: turn on ur cam again and im turn my frount cam on and see what jappens
me: [lol, what?] hun, I am not tech support. I have a goal to reach. if you want to test out cam functions you should probably find someone who might actually want to cam right now
him: ok fair enough
him: when I get going I get too much inti something
me: I get that you want to test your stuff but again, I am not in the mood to cam anyway so I think it would be better if you find someone who is who can help you
him: well ima gonna get out of your hair, next time I get creds I send u some, thx for putting up with my craziness, much love

*Sigh* I spend 15 minute chatting with that guy with him trying to convince me to help him view cams, only to have him reveal that he doesn't even have the money to buy a cam show even if he could figure out how to get it to work. What, exactly, was the point of that?

Anytime I get one of the "test my cam" types I just forward them on to tech support. lol They will know if their cam works because as we see their feed they can see their own feed as well. Just time wasting bs.

Sunnylexie
04-24-2013, 06:43 PM
1335david: u horny
Me: 24/7, bb)))
is that how they greet each other in you r area?)
1335david: stand for me sho me
Me: tip me
1335david: no
Me: my answer is no, then
1335david: u want me to see

Yes, will cry my eyes out if you don't see it::)

Sunnylexie
04-24-2013, 11:31 PM
Moron: no sound on my computer
Moron: can you call me during the show? *phone number*

Yes, honey - I totally would make that international call and spend twice as much as you just to get a chance to rub it for you while hearing you pant and grunt.

marsey
04-24-2013, 11:37 PM
Just had the freeloader AGAIN demanding "sing ghostbusters theme tune in doggy position bb" Oh......f*** off loser

Another freeloader on SM too after 8 demands to stand and twirl without even a tip or saying hi or pls "hey skank whore, stop talking shit and do what i tell you" BAN




We need more Whovians in SW everything is better with David Tennant

Im a Whovian xxxxxxxxxx

Timor
04-25-2013, 05:45 AM
Jaana I got that same Angela person. Kept trying to get me to open 'her' cam :P bitch please, I'm working and you can't even GIVE that shit away.

TrixieDarling
04-25-2013, 07:52 AM
Ugh...I swear I have the entire fucking Pro Incest Association in my room right now. Oh, plus one beastiality guy...good God. :O

~Carmen~
04-25-2013, 12:20 PM
"What will I get if I'm the first one to join your Gold Show?"
Ummm the show, idiot!!!


Guy who bought into 3 of my Gold Shows. I had changed clothes because I was hot. "I really don't like what you're wearing. Put on a dress and thong for the next show."
Right! Let me get right on that because you are the only one here and I have nothing else to do.

I always get the most insults during a TV show countdown. hmmm}:D

IsobelWren
04-25-2013, 12:42 PM
Ugh...I swear I have the entire fucking Pro Incest Association in my room right now. Oh, plus one beastiality guy...good God. :O

LOL, yeah I got more, "poo 4 me in pvt chat?" guys in my room yesterday than I've gotten in the last year. I hear you!

Snowy0Star
04-25-2013, 04:09 PM
fucktard: i can see that

Snowy00Star: that what?

fucktard has logged off

Sunnylexie
04-25-2013, 06:01 PM
*Talking about one of my fav fictional characters*

Guy: Would you want him to rape you?

What does it take to explain you guys the difference between "rape" and "consensual rough sex"?!! The notions of "want" and "rape" are mutually exclusive. I may sound kinda cynical - but noone of you men would want other people grab his, say, car, or laptop, or comics collection, or any other thing he's attached to without his consent, use it as they please and then return it dirty or even broken. Why the hell do you think women walk around dreaming that someone does it to their bodies?((((

sophiesecrets
04-25-2013, 06:03 PM
33351

U are awesome... i get those guys all the time, had a guy today swear up and down i used to charge him 10/10... and i must have raised my rates...After seeing ur post tho, im going 30$ for 10 mins instead of 20$!!
I am sooo going to use that craigslist thing too!! TROLLS BEWARE!!

Sunnylexie
04-25-2013, 07:21 PM
In free chat:

I just sent you a message, have you got it?

I go to my inbox to find this:
are you ever on line I would love to chat with you a little before we go pvt ?

Um, yes?

LoraDoll
04-25-2013, 10:12 PM
A had a "porn movie actor", and i asked: how u get into the business.
"somebody get the info, i have a big dick. They invited me soon" niceee :D

LoraDoll
04-26-2013, 06:39 PM
When i begin this work this was a horror situation to me, and now: :)
Col* (Member) : wow
Col* (Member) : you also do real sex for (much) money?
Ali* : well
Ali* : in your experience
Ali* : cam girls do real sex for money? :D
Ali* : i mean
Ali* : u know how i mean ;) (i dont know how i mean, but if i say this, he ll think, he know something. o.O)
Col* (Member) : sure
Col* (Member) : but ur unbelivable
Ali* : oh...thnx
Col* : tell me the limit u cant say no...
Ali* : what limit?
Ali* : there is no limit! :D ( ahahahaha i m so happy. :d)

AliceFun
04-26-2013, 06:50 PM
i saw a guy's text in a girl's room running a GS, he was like 'dont u thank me"? she: what for, u did not pledge for my show', he: because i am here in ur room, thank me for my presence here'. her entire room was like 'what??!!' then she blocked his ass.
i mean, god, really? to thank for his presence??!! face palm.

Sunnylexie
04-26-2013, 07:33 PM
I always get the most insults during a TV show countdown. hmmm}:D

Sometimes, when they beg me for a gold show and ask why I don't do them regularly, I give them "Why I hate gold shows" shows: start a hardcore 8-min one with 2 or 1 gold for payment and like 45 gold for goal and read outloud and comment on all the insults, demands and questions like "what am I getting if I pledge 2 instead of 1". The shows get failed usually, but the countdown always gets me more traffic and followers and a pvt afterwards.

justanothercamgirl
04-26-2013, 10:02 PM
Meanwhile in the middle of a private...

custie: Where did you go I can't see you!
JAC: You can't see me?
custie: Yes!
JAC: I will reboot just in case the glitch is on my side and we will meet back up after youto do the same.

Back in Private Part 2....
JAC: <add sexy talk and stuff here>
*custie leaves*

In free chat:
custie: What happened?
JAC: What do you mean?
custie: I got kicked out!
JAC: You did?
custie: Yes!
JAC: Oh that sucks! You really should contact support and let them know this is happening.
custie: Well, let's try again
JAC: I really think you should contact support first. I don't want you to have a bad show because of glitches

*custie refuses to listen to me and takes me back into private*

Private Part 3...
JAC: <add sexy talk and stuff here>
*custie leaves*

In Free Chat:
custie: You really shouldn't charge so much if you can't keep a connection!

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Excuse me bitch? I have been doing privates all day and your ass is the only one that hasn't been able to stay connected. Could it possible that it is because of YOUR shitty internet connection and not mine? Fuck you! I am only a goddamn camgirl. I am not in charge of keeping everyone's connection stable in the entire world regardless of what shitty internet package they have decided to use. My responsibility ends at helping you fap. Stop fucking acting like it is my job to do your tech support.

nellersxoxo
04-26-2013, 11:31 PM
cant really stand lj ritw now to much fake tips going around


asshole-hey bby just sent you 10$ tip show tits pls
me-didnt get tip
asshole- just sent u another bby pls show tits
me-didnt get tip, u should talk to tech support
asshole- hahaha i guess my fake tips dont work no more
me- *BAN******


i swear some guys are just so fukin shady now a days uggggghhh!!

Jaana
04-26-2013, 11:57 PM
Guy in free chat: WOW I'VE NEVER RAPED A WHITE BITCH IN FINLAND,. U WANNA BE THE FIRST TO HAVE THE HONOR OF MY SPERM IN U?

I replied with "only if I can leave mine in you first".

qurl
04-27-2013, 12:51 PM
I've been lurking on this thread for a while.. you all are so hilarious with your comebacks...

I got a message on SM last night about a guy wanting to meet me in person (we had just finished a standard show, not even c2c)... I lie about which state I am from on cam. He says he wants to meet me this summer because he travels there. OR, get this, I can drive and meet him halfway THIS WEEKEND to fuck ALL NIGHT! Apparently, he'd pleasure me so good! I obviously have no life and I can drive over 3 hours at the drop of a hat. I obviously also do not have a boyfriend or family or any responsibilities except fucking, so therefore my weekend is free.

I had to decline the generous offer.

(Though, the evil part of me wants to tell these guys I'm coming into their local airport at a certain time, and that I want them to pick me up. See if they're stupid enough to go find me. Or drive hours to a state I'm not even in. Obviously I would never do such a thing as I'm not that cruel, and in general they spend a lot in shows, but I daydream.. }:D }:D }:D )

justanothercamgirl
04-27-2013, 02:25 PM
In a $1 GS

douchebag: pee, bb!
douchebag: pay attention to me and pee!

Snowy0Star
04-27-2013, 02:33 PM
I had a guy on Chaturbate today i get a gray (a guy with no tokens) come in my room and tell me to show ass. So i say "sure after u get some tokens and tip for it" then he goes. "when i do your rude ass wont be getting any". yes im so rude because i expect to be paid before i do something not just do shit for u for free and then weeks/months later wait for the 'big tip' ill get form you later if you ever do because more then likely ur a freeloader who just has an account to harass girls .

Sunnylexie
04-27-2013, 07:42 PM
I've been lurking on this thread for a while.. you all are so hilarious with your comebacks...

I got a message on SM last night about a guy wanting to meet me in person (we had just finished a standard show, not even c2c)... I lie about which state I am from on cam. He says he wants to meet me this summer because he travels there. OR, get this, I can drive and meet him halfway THIS WEEKEND to fuck ALL NIGHT! Apparently, he'd pleasure me so good! I obviously have no life and I can drive over 3 hours at the drop of a hat. I obviously also do not have a boyfriend or family or any responsibilities except fucking, so therefore my weekend is free.

I had to decline the generous offer.

(Though, the evil part of me wants to tell these guys I'm coming into their local airport at a certain time, and that I want them to pick me up. See if they're stupid enough to go find me. Or drive hours to a state I'm not even in. Obviously I would never do such a thing as I'm not that cruel, and in general they spend a lot in shows, but I daydream.. }:D }:D }:D )

Guess they think we masturbate on cam because we can't get laid in our town/state/country whatever (a mysterious plague has taken all our men, or we are the ugliest person in our town, or have fucked everyone in our place so aren't interested in them anymore). If so, going or another city to ride a good cock shouldn't be a problem.

caramelDip
04-27-2013, 09:17 PM
"You have on too much clothing"

lol maybe because you didnt pay to get them off dumb ass.
(i had on a tight short dress and free-balling in fishnets -avi-)

qurl
04-27-2013, 09:43 PM
"You have on too much clothing"

lol maybe because you didnt pay to get them off dumb ass.
(i had on a tight short dress and free-balling in fishnets -avi-)

Even if you were laying there with nothing but a single thread on your body, someone would say: "take it off bb" in free chat -_-

Ashley_3
04-28-2013, 05:44 AM
It's not that good and it's not on cam, but ELM, but I'm very proud of myself, because that is the very first guy that I've ever blocked so I wanted to share :D

MasterGuy: Sent 2013-04-27 12:45:32
hi honey how are you ?
MasterGuy: Sent 2013-04-27 14:25:08
cnt i send u message u gt it ?
Me: Sent 2013-04-28 02:30:26
Hi,
I get your messages, I'm just not online all the time.
Thank you, I'm doing great. It's nice sunny and warm here, perfect weather for a perfect day :)
MasterGuy: Sent 2013-04-28 02:49:07
great
i would like to cum between ur eyes

into slave / master ?
Me: Sent 2013-04-28 02:53:41
Sounds interesting :)
I don't have much experience, but I have always been interested and I would like to give it a try :)
MasterGuy: Sent 2013-04-28 02:59:09
yes my servant first go to my profile hit follow user button
Me: Sent 2013-04-28 03:09:09
If you're interested in custom photos or videos you can tell me. If you want to message me about sex stuff, following orders or whatever you're into you can tip me if you expect an answer.
MasterGuy: Sent 2013-04-28 03:20:06
shut up

I blocked him, because I didn't want to lose any more time, but maybe I should have answered something :D