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CarmenF
04-28-2013, 06:28 AM
It's not that good and it's not on cam, but ELM, but I'm very proud of myself, because that is the very first guy that I've ever blocked so I wanted to share :D

MasterGuy: Sent 2013-04-27 12:45:32
hi honey how are you ?
MasterGuy: Sent 2013-04-27 14:25:08
cnt i send u message u gt it ?
Me: Sent 2013-04-28 02:30:26
Hi,
I get your messages, I'm just not online all the time.
Thank you, I'm doing great. It's nice sunny and warm here, perfect weather for a perfect day :)
MasterGuy: Sent 2013-04-28 02:49:07
great
i would like to cum between ur eyes

into slave / master ?
Me: Sent 2013-04-28 02:53:41
Sounds interesting :)
I don't have much experience, but I have always been interested and I would like to give it a try :)
MasterGuy: Sent 2013-04-28 02:59:09
yes my servant first go to my profile hit follow user button
Me: Sent 2013-04-28 03:09:09
If you're interested in custom photos or videos you can tell me. If you want to message me about sex stuff, following orders or whatever you're into you can tip me if you expect an answer.
MasterGuy: Sent 2013-04-28 03:20:06
shut up

I blocked him, because I didn't want to lose any more time, but maybe I should have answered something :D

Ashley it is obvious you have little experience... didn't you know that being a master means you gotta give him sexy talk and videos for free?

:P

ClaudiaReina
04-28-2013, 07:29 AM
(Maybe this was already discussed but I haven't been around for months)
Honestly, I get a kick out of imagining these in real life situations. Like, you're outside somewhere, minding your own business and there goes a guy and wants to chat with you:

Guy: "How are you?"
You: "Thank you, I'm doing great. It's nice sunny and warm here, perfect weather for a perfect day" - and you give him a sweet smile, because you're that awesome and kind to strangers.
Guy: "Great. I would like to cum between ur eyes"
You:
http://i886.photobucket.com/albums/ac70/tha1nonli/huh.gif (http://media.photobucket.com/user/tha1nonli/media/huh.gif.html)


or there you are, say, working in customer service or promo work and you greet a guy:
"Hi Steven!"

33398
"It's Big Dick Steven"

or

there you are working somewhere in your workplace, working, when a stranger comes in and says:
"pee bb!"
You: ignore the weirdo, you probably heard it wrong and he didn't say anything
Guy: "pay attention to me and pee!"
You: http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z257/Midnightwolf_13/whatWhatWHAT.gif (http://media.photobucket.com/user/Midnightwolf_13/media/whatWhatWHAT.gif.html)

I could go on all day. It's pretty entertaining on a shitty day;D

Jaana
04-28-2013, 07:34 AM
Had this one on SM today...
Guy: so where do u live now if ur Finnish?
Me: Mali. I like to change countries every 6 weeks or so. It gets expensive but what can you do?
Guy: wow really? are u a traveling escort?
Me: Oh yes. All you need to do is tip me 1000 Gold and I'll go anywhere you want!
Guy: oh man, i wish ii wasnt broke.

Do..do you even know about Mali?

Timor
04-28-2013, 09:02 AM
"you would look so erotic and desirable if you took off your shirt!"
>.< please, keep talking, dickhead.

TheBrownFox
04-28-2013, 10:13 AM
Every time I cam on MFC, included in my room topic is a message saying "50 tokens for a flash." Me and my chatters started talking about what kind of music we like, and some guy who had been lurking blurted out "You guys have to pay her 50 tokens to talk about music." *rolls eyes* Wise-ass...

CourtneyRaine
04-28-2013, 10:16 AM
Making a deal on MGF, some guy offered $100 for any 10 videos listed in my profile and I needed to hit goal so I agreed. He sent me the contribution and listed which videos he wanted, and then threw in, "11- if you're feeling generous... 7 minute strip tease and kitty play." Bitch, I am giving you $200 worth of content for half off as it is. Talk about me being generous, psh. (The awful part is I actually threw in the strip video for free- a $20 value- because I have a hard time saying no when guys contribute more than I'm used to. I feel like such a newb sometimes.)

CarmenF
04-28-2013, 11:00 AM
Making a deal on MGF, some guy offered $100 for any 10 videos listed in my profile and I needed to hit goal so I agreed. He sent me the contribution and listed which videos he wanted, and then threw in, "11- if you're feeling generous... 7 minute strip tease and kitty play." Bitch, I am giving you $200 worth of content for half off as it is. Talk about me being generous, psh. (The awful part is I actually threw in the strip video for free- a $20 value- because I have a hard time saying no when guys contribute more than I'm used to. I feel like such a newb sometimes.)
You know the guys aren't doing us a favour. You are giving him fap material. If he chose to pay for porn it doesn't mean he is a nice person it simply means that he needs that to get off. So don't feel guilty about saying no :D!

justanothercamgirl
04-28-2013, 12:45 PM
"you would look so erotic and desirable if you took off your shirt!"
>.< please, keep talking, dickhead.

Hmmm, does he mean like how erotic and desirable HE would look if he actually gave you the tip you deserve? ;)

Timor
04-28-2013, 02:28 PM
^^JAC I actually fired back with 'you'd be prettier if you tipped me' :P

VoluptiousBriadda
04-28-2013, 02:54 PM
"you would look so erotic and desirable if you took off your shirt!"
>.< please, keep talking, dickhead.

Nooo!No way!Ya DONT SAY! I had NO CLUE that Id look erotic and desirable with my titties flappin in the breeze! Ha,ya learn something new every day! THANK YOU SOO MUCH for bestowing your enlightening wisdom upon my poor whittle shriveled up cam-brain!ya know all cam-girls just fuck all their brain cells away,right?I swear,its true,not a single one is left,they've all been masturbated to death.I know..such a travesty...

Wait,hot girls sitting in just a bra or completely topless is erotic and desirable? I had absolutely NO FREAKIN IDEA! I was under the assumption that the more clothes I have on,the hotter you guys get! I thought you wanted me in a 50 lb puffy ass Starter jacket from the 90's with a turtleneck underneath?? Have I been doing this all wrong??

Or....maybe just perhaps....the big secret is out? Someone finally spilled the beans about guys loving bewbs,word spread with a quickness,and now we make sure to cover up so that we will actually get PAID to show our lovely lady lumps to you...But hey,what do I know? Im just speculating here,your man secret may still be safe another day.

Attention ladies,spread the word! Hear me loud and clear! *Ahem* " MEN LOVE TEH TITTIEZ,i repeat,MEN LOOOVE TITSSSS,ITS TRUE,RUN AND TELL THE OTHERS!"

Thank you username CaptainObvious,for pointing out...the obvious...ya know,you should be a captain or something..

Ok,I need to stop bc I could literally retort back to this dumbass all day lol.I dunno why but this guy just irked the ever living shit out of me,seriously,Im wincing like hes nails on a chalkboard.

Special_K
04-28-2013, 03:06 PM
VoluptiousBriadda,

I LOVE your sarcasm hahaha I was having a hell of a day and now I can't stop laughing. Thanks lady you are the best! <3

euaici
04-28-2013, 04:36 PM
I get those too. Funny because I'm 53 years old. Ain't no way that's gonna happen ;)

lolz..u might have superpowers

Sunnylexie
04-28-2013, 04:56 PM
I had NO CLUE that Id look erotic and desirable with my titties flappin in the breeze!

You shouldn't say such things with me around. My imagination is vivid to a sickly degree; the image of tits flapping in the breeze I've got in my head is making me cackle like an idiot. OMG the sound they make!..

IsobelWren
04-28-2013, 05:06 PM
I can never post things word-for-word because I never remember to save it ... anyways, this has been happening to me a lot lately and it's pretty annoying. This is just an example.

BigDickSteven: Hey sexy.
Me: Hey Steven.
BigDickSteven: It's Big Dick Steven.

I ignore these guys, but I don't understand why they can't just be happy that I acknowledged them. Why do they need to correct me? It doesn't matter what I call you, at least I said "hi." Is it really necessary that I pronounce everyone's full name? Nope.

I just shorten the names because, "Big Dick Steven" is three syllables and, "Steven" is one. When there are a ton of ppl in your free chat, those two extra seconds per person make a big difference in mental exhaustion.

:D Now...how he treats me is what makes the difference in whether, "9inchcock" gets shortened to, "nine" or, "inch."

IsobelWren
04-28-2013, 05:11 PM
(Maybe this was already discussed but I haven't been around for months)
Honestly, I get a kick out of imagining these in real life situations.

A) I missed you posting in CC
B) This is the best post I have seen ALL DAY, maybe all week, and I wish I could make it all my siggy....maybe I can make...hm. I think I could do this.

Jaana
04-29-2013, 12:26 AM
[10:18:53 AM] Jaana Ruutu: Hi. What can i do for you?
[10:19:21 AM] allauddin khan: hi
[10:19:36 AM] Jaana Ruutu: Hi. What can I do for you?
[10:19:49 AM] allauddin khan: hot sex
[10:20:09 AM] Jaana Ruutu: Okay. My shows are $3 per minute. no previews.
[10:20:37 AM] allauddin khan: ok
[10:20:42 AM] allauddin khan: i want see u
[10:20:49 AM] Jaana Ruutu: You have to pay me
[10:20:52 AM] allauddin khan: your body
[10:20:52 AM] Jaana Ruutu: and then you can see me'
[10:21:00 AM] Jaana Ruutu: You have to pay me.
[10:21:15 AM] allauddin khan: how money
[10:21:23 AM] Jaana Ruutu: $3 per minute
[10:21:57 AM] allauddin khan: i want real sex ...to fuck u
[10:22:07 AM] allauddin khan: what will be charges
[10:22:24 AM] Jaana Ruutu: I'm not an escort.

Why do I get the feeling he couldn't afford me even if I did escort?

Sunnylexie
04-29-2013, 01:17 AM
BigDickSteven: Hey sexy.
Me: Hey Steven.
BigDickSteven: It's Big Dick Steven.


It's Captain Jack Sparrow!>:(

ClaudiaReina
04-29-2013, 02:41 AM
A) I missed you posting in CC
B) This is the best post I have seen ALL DAY, maybe all week, and I wish I could make it all my siggy....maybe I can make...hm. I think I could do this.


OMG, thank you!!

Dwight represents my reaction to this:

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g84/maizepaw/GIF%20Spam/5x5dhk7.gif (http://media.photobucket.com/user/maizepaw/media/GIF%20Spam/5x5dhk7.gif.html)

Wow! This day is going to be REALLY good if it starts with this!:)

Fallenangel2904
04-29-2013, 11:53 AM
(Maybe this was already discussed but I haven't been around for months)
Honestly, I get a kick out of imagining these in real life situations. Like, you're outside somewhere, minding your own business and there goes a guy and wants to chat with you:

Guy: "How are you?"
You: "Thank you, I'm doing great. It's nice sunny and warm here, perfect weather for a perfect day" - and you give him a sweet smile, because you're that awesome and kind to strangers.
Guy: "Great. I would like to cum between ur eyes"
You:
http://i886.photobucket.com/albums/ac70/tha1nonli/huh.gif (http://media.photobucket.com/user/tha1nonli/media/huh.gif.html)


or there you are, say, working in customer service or promo work and you greet a guy:
"Hi Steven!"

33398
"It's Big Dick Steven"

or

there you are working somewhere in your workplace, working, when a stranger comes in and says:
"pee bb!"
You: ignore the weirdo, you probably heard it wrong and he didn't say anything
Guy: "pay attention to me and pee!"
You: http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z257/Midnightwolf_13/whatWhatWHAT.gif (http://media.photobucket.com/user/Midnightwolf_13/media/whatWhatWHAT.gif.html)

I could go on all day. It's pretty entertaining on a shitty day;D

This kinda made my life...that's all lol

And welcome back hun! :)

Jaana
04-30-2013, 06:24 AM
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG H


borgdrone98: Sent 2013-04-30 04:56:34
Have you thought of make a period sex video?

Jaana: Sent 2013-04-30 05:13:03
Hi. I've considered it. would you like to order it custom made? My period just ended so you'd need to wait a month.

borgdrone98: Sent 2013-04-30 05:26:41
Yes I could wait if you are willing. And I would start an escrow, or other forms of payment...?
I would like to see a heavy flow period creampie video. 10-20 minutes. For $20 credits.
I would like to see a well light video, I don't want to watch a copy of shadows having great sex.
Could you start out by introduce yourself to me,
Then the video I would like filmed missionary style shoot "POV", I would like to see you fully I.E. I would like to see your face. In the end I want to see the bloody creampie drip/ leak out of you. If I like what you have made, I'll be back to buy more. I basically would like to watch your period blood come out of you mixed with your lucky guys cum. The more red the better.

I am a repeat buyer, and would hope you would be willing to make another video for me in the future, that means you have a 95% chance of my repeat business.

Jaana: Sent 2013-04-30 05:34:21
Um, no. I would want $100 for this video. Offering me $20 is an insult and you need to apologize. I'm seriously offended.

borgdrone98: Sent 2013-04-30 05:57:30
Okay we'll I'm sorry, that are thoughts are so far off. At your price to me and only me I would only buy one. At mine I would be back to buy multiple times. I'm sorry to have wasted your time.

Jaana: Sent 2013-04-30 06:22:16
So let me get this straight - you expect me to take the time out to clean my filming area and make my bed(20 minutes), actually shoot the video(probably about 45 minutes since you want POV but you also want to see the creampie, and you actually want my guy to cum), and then edit the video(probably a half hour)..for 20 credits, of which I only get $13, in hopes that MAYBE you'll come back and buy more videos at that ridiculous price, so i can waste more of my time for LITERALLY MINIMUM WAGE?

Congratulations on being THE WORST NEGOTIATOR ON THE ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET, and embodying absolutely everything, and I mean EVERYTHING, wrong with both his website and the camming community as a whole. i will be telling EVERY cam girl I know on this website to put your broke ass on block. How dare you try and manipulate me with the whole "but i will come back for more!" crap. How stupid do you think I am?

Sunnylexie
04-30-2013, 06:47 AM
^^ Umm. Sell that one video for 100 or do 5 times as much work to get the same 100 bucks in parts over 5 months... Thats a hard choice to make.

Brilynne
04-30-2013, 07:19 AM
"wish I could take you home and strip you butt naked then put you in a cage and feed you grapes all day long"

This just qualifies as weird shit. I was too tired to even really think about this and just muttered
"grapes, huh..." and ignored the dude. he kept saying he wanted to feed me grapes til he eventually left.

Oh shit, now I'm craving grapes.

Brilynne
04-30-2013, 08:16 AM
(Maybe this was already discussed but I haven't been around for months)
Honestly, I get a kick out of imagining these in real life situations. Like, you're outside somewhere, minding your own business and there goes a guy and wants to chat with you:

Guy: "How are you?"
You: "Thank you, I'm doing great. It's nice sunny and warm here, perfect weather for a perfect day" - and you give him a sweet smile, because you're that awesome and kind to strangers.
Guy: "Great. I would like to cum between ur eyes"
You:
http://i886.photobucket.com/albums/ac70/tha1nonli/huh.gif (http://media.photobucket.com/user/tha1nonli/media/huh.gif.html)


or there you are, say, working in customer service or promo work and you greet a guy:
"Hi Steven!"

33398
"It's Big Dick Steven"

or

there you are working somewhere in your workplace, working, when a stranger comes in and says:
"pee bb!"
You: ignore the weirdo, you probably heard it wrong and he didn't say anything
Guy: "pay attention to me and pee!"
You: http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z257/Midnightwolf_13/whatWhatWHAT.gif (http://media.photobucket.com/user/Midnightwolf_13/media/whatWhatWHAT.gif.html)

I could go on all day. It's pretty entertaining on a shitty day;D
Shitty fucking morning until I read this. Cackling so hard I hear from down stairs "hunny are you okay?"

justanothercamgirl
04-30-2013, 09:01 AM
"wish I could take you home and strip you butt naked then put you in a cage and feed you grapes all day long"

This just qualifies as weird shit. I was too tired to even really think about this and just muttered
"grapes, huh..." and ignored the dude. he kept saying he wanted to feed me grapes til he eventually left.

Oh shit, now I'm craving grapes.

Shit! Now I am craving grapes too! (*laughs*)

CourtneyRaine
04-30-2013, 12:14 PM
Last night I was informed that I look really hot, all fertile and shit. First time in three years I've ever heard that line and I'm not quite sure what to make of it...

sophiesecrets
04-30-2013, 12:26 PM
^^LOLOL.

Had a custie ask me my bday. i answered...July 10th...

he said...Mmmmmm, July.

Dafaq...

HaydenBlue
04-30-2013, 02:23 PM
Got this guy in private last night.

goza: so sexy you look horny lol
goza: so turned on breathing heavy

Yeah. I have a cold, and can't breathe through my nose lol. But lets just go with that. Whatever works, lol. Dummy.

Snowy0Star
04-30-2013, 05:09 PM
i just got this in my room

I love women wearing dentures/false teeth. Would you mind taking your dentures/false teeth out for me. I have a dentures fetish. That's what I like..;-)

maybe he thought i was older because my hair is a silver wig in my icon and my real hair is silver dyed?

but he left after i told him i was 26

Sunnylexie
04-30-2013, 08:16 PM
6 minutes into Exclusive:

SAD
BB
I THINK I CUM BACK
ANOTHER TIME
SAORRY
YOU SO EXPENSIVE

And here's the list of things we agreed we'd use on me:

Oil
Toothpaste
My own dirty panties
Clamps on nipples and labia
Hot sauce
Candle wax
Vodka
Needles.

FYI: my Excl is 4.99 (it won't let me set my price any higher). I will eat the forementioned dirty panties with the forementioned hot sauce if he ever gets anyone do all of these in one show - like at all, not to speak of charging less.

justanothercamgirl
04-30-2013, 08:23 PM
6 minutes into Exclusive:

SAD
BB
I THINK I CUM BACK
ANOTHER TIME
SAORRY
YOU SO EXPENSIVE

And here's the list of things we agreed we'd use on me:

Oil
Toothpaste
My own dirty panties
Clamps on nipples and labia
Hot sauce
Candle wax
Vodka
Needles.

FYI: my Excl is 4.99 (it won't let me set my price any higher). I will eat the forementioned dirty panties with the forementioned hot sauce if he ever gets anyone do all of these in one show - like at all, not to speak of charging less.

In case you want to set your prices higher, you just have to email SM support to do it. You may have to do a lot of back and forth fighting with them but they will eventually let you raise it.

justanothercamgirl
04-30-2013, 08:32 PM
cust 1: Let me see your face
JAC: Please tip for request
cust 2: *tip*
cust 1: Ahhh....there it is.
JAC: cust 1 I don't remember YOU tipping
cust 1: Yes I did.
JAC: o_O
*JAC looks through her earnings to find he has NEVER tipped her, ever.*
JAC: You did?
cust 1: Yes I did. I tipped you anonymously.
JAC: I see
cust 1: lol
JAC: Here is a little known fact you might not know about me, I can't stand liars. Goodbye.
*banhammer*

----
You tipped me anonymously? Really? I guess you must spend all your spare time freeloading on MFC when you are taking a break from freeloading from Streamate.

Snowy0Star
05-01-2013, 12:57 AM
I had some dick-wad offer me 100 tokens for 20 min of skype time on MFC - 100 tokens = $5 for the model .... (faceplamb)

VoluptiousBriadda
05-01-2013, 12:59 AM
Fella: SUEE pig pig pig pig! Fella: SUEE pig pig pig pig! Fella: SUEE pig pig pig pig!Fella: SUEE pig pig pig pig! Fella: SUEE pig pig pig pig!Fella: Pig whore pig oinker, you limp? Haha should of shot you sooner. Bad livestock. Fella: SUEE pig pig pig pig! Fella: SUEE pig pig pig pig! *BAN*

Bitch would've been banned after the FIRST of his 30 fucking SUEE's.I mean REALLY? Honestly douchebag,you do NOT have to repeat yourself THAT many times to get the fucking point across.Pretty sure ANY time ANY woman has a man saying "SUEE pig pig pig!" to her you've already gotten her attention the FIRST time you said it,made your point AND pissed her right the fuck off.

Jaana
05-01-2013, 01:03 AM
I had some dick-wad offer me 100 tokens for 20 min of skype time on MFC - 100 tokens = $5 for the model .... (faceplamb)I think I've posted about this here before, but I had a guy once offer me 400 tokens for 45 minutes. When I laughed and said it would be 2000, he was like BUT GIRLS WITH -YOUR- CAM SCORE ARE FROM EUROPE AND EUROPE GIRLS ARE CHEAP!". Smdh....

Sunnylexie
05-01-2013, 01:23 AM
Got this guy in private last night.

goza: so sexy you look horny lol
goza: so turned on breathing heavy

Yeah. I have a cold, and can't breathe through my nose lol. But lets just go with that. Whatever works, lol. Dummy.

+1) For some reason, bad flu look (watering eyes, red face and mouth breathing) seems sexy to them. Ironically, you don't really want that many pvts when down with a cold.

Jaana
05-01-2013, 08:19 AM
[5:53:17 PM] Josh Brewer: doing shows?
[6:06:14 PM] *** Missed call from Josh Brewer. ***
[6:06:37 PM] Jaana Ruutu: I onkt answer calls aftyer ive been paid
[6:06:54 PM] Josh Brewer: how do i pay?
[6:07:17 PM] Jaana Ruutu: IIt is EXTREMELY rude to call a cam girl without talking to her. I could have been doing a sow. I could have been asleep. I could have been filming'
[6:08:08 PM] Josh Brewer: sorry babe you never answered when i tried to chat
[6:08:08 PM] Jaana Ruutu: http://www.cammodeldirectory.com/ads/sexy-and-fun-shows-vanilla-and-fetish-with-a-native-english-speaker-2/ pay me here.
[6:08:22 PM] Jaana Ruutu: That's because I was asleep.
[6:08:34 PM] Jaana Ruutu: Not getting an answer is not a reaon to call, it means I wasn't available
[6:08:37 PM] Jaana Ruutu: but i'm awake now
[6:08:43 PM] Jaana Ruutu: So let me know when you've paid
[6:09:45 PM] Josh Brewer: do you do fetish shows?
[6:09:50 PM] Jaana Ruutu: Yes.
[6:10:17 PM] Jaana Ruutu: btu if you want more than masturbating etc you'll need to pay $4 per minute instead of 3
[6:10:25 PM] Jaana Ruutu: You've asked me about shows I offer many, many times
[6:10:44 PM] Josh Brewer: i have?
[6:10:58 PM] Jaana Ruutu: Yes
[6:11:52 PM] Jaana Ruutu: [2/22/2013 4:49:00 AM] josh.brewer.1990: Please add me as a contact
[2/22/2013 11:05:33 AM] Jaana Ruutu: Jaana Ruutu has shared contact details with Josh Brewer.
[2/23/2013 11:50:01 AM] Josh Brewer: Hey
[2/23/2013 11:50:27 AM] Jaana Ruutu: hey, looking for a show+
[2/23/2013 11:50:59 AM] Josh Brewer: Yes ;)
[2/23/2013 11:51:43 AM] Jaana Ruutu: Okay, it's $30 for 10 minutes. No previews. you pay here:
[2/23/2013 11:52:20 AM] Josh Brewer: Lets do a 30 min session
[2/23/2013 11:52:34 AM] Jaana Ruutu: Okay. I'll knock the price down to $65
[2/23/2013 11:52:43 AM] Jaana Ruutu: that's for stripping and masturbating
[2/23/2013 11:52:49 AM] Jaana Ruutu: if you want more youll have to pay more
[2/23/2013 11:52:56 AM] Josh Brewer: Anal?
[2/23/2013 11:53:10 AM] Jaana Ruutu: i can fit a finger
[2/23/2013 11:53:23 AM] Josh Brewer: Okay!
[2/23/2013 11:53:37 AM] Josh Brewer: Do you pee on cam?
[2/23/2013 11:53:44 AM] Jaana Ruutu: no
[2/23/2013 11:54:08 AM] Josh Brewer: Okay bane
[2/23/2013 11:54:13 AM] Josh Brewer: Babe
[2/23/2013 11:55:20 AM] Jaana Ruutu: Are you paying now?
[2/25/2013 7:32:08 PM] Josh Brewer: hey
[2/25/2013 7:32:30 PM] Jaana Ruutu: Hi. What happened to you the other day?
[2/25/2013 7:34:05 PM] Josh Brewer: nothing. how are you?
[2/25/2013 7:35:04 PM] Jaana Ruutu: What do you mean nothing=
[2/25/2013 7:35:10 PM] Jaana Ruutu: I asked if you were paying and you ignored me
[2/25/2013 7:35:14 PM] Jaana Ruutu: I waited for 15 minutes
[2/25/2013 7:35:44 PM] Josh Brewer: i'm sorry baby
[2/25/2013 7:44:54 PM] Josh Brewer: babe?
[2/25/2013 7:45:51 PM] Jaana Ruutu: Hi
[2/25/2013 7:45:53 PM] Jaana Ruutu: I was in a show
[2/25/2013 7:45:56 PM] Jaana Ruutu: Do you want a show?
[6:12:31 PM] Jaana Ruutu: So, ever since you've added me you've been pretty rude asking about eveyrthing and then never actually paying me
[6:13:11 PM] Josh Brewer: thats not me
[6:13:35 PM] Jaana Ruutu: Yes it is
[6:13:44 PM] Jaana Ruutu: I coped it from this exact IM window
[6:14:06 PM] Jaana Ruutu: You're the only josh brewer I have added.
[6:14:08 PM] Jaana Ruutu: Why lie?
[6:14:31 PM] Josh Brewer: you're ugly anyways go ahead and block me
[6:14:37 PM] Jaana Ruutu: LOL
[6:14:42 PM] Jaana Ruutu: It's pointless fuckhead
[6:14:50 PM] Jaana Ruutu: Your screen name is going on the Mass Scammer List
**I ACCIDENTALLY DIDN'T COPY THE LAST PART, BUT HE SAID HE WOULD JUST MAKE A NEW SKYPE ID ANYWAY**

Now, the mass scammer list doesn't actually exist, but usually saying the guy will be blacklisted is enough for them to be like "im sorry wait no" - unless you're Josh.Brewer.1990, in which case you don't give a fuck because you never have any intention of paying a model.

I really don't like people who fucking wake me up.

AliceFun
05-01-2013, 05:56 PM
Him in freechat: 'pvt wont let me in
pvt is 4 strokers bb i am the real heartful deal'

Yeah right!! OMG hahaaa

TrixieDarling
05-01-2013, 06:18 PM
C****D**:Do you have Skype? I could pay Paypal or send you a gift card
ME: No (I will do Skype but only with trusted good tipping regs who have taken me into true private on multiple occasions)
C****D**: Ok you need to get that
C****D**: I will take good care of you
C****D**: I will pay you 30 for 30 minutes. I'm not going to pay them $60 for you to only get $30.
C****D**: hello
c****D**: Are you getting Skype now?
C****D**: baby???
ME: First, you are not the only horny fucking perv I'm talking to so chill the fuck out. And second, HAHAHA...bitch, I make $4 a minute for a Skype-like show on here. I would charge you at least $120. Probably more. Either Your math is fucking horrible or you're a cheap ass. Either way....

****BAN****

PrincessLuna
05-01-2013, 07:02 PM
Guys...you need to look up ICP - Miracles. Those guys arent trolling, theyre just quoting that video, probably assuming youve seen it and will laugh.

Actually that's reversed, they were doing the magnets thing first on a certain board and then lost their shit when ICP made a song with it. Pretty much it's almost completely impossible for the average person to explain how magnets work, so people were going to customer support chats and asking them this, trying to make them flustered.

Pretty much, you should instaban anyone coming into your room talking about magnets, shoes on heads, and showing plants that aren't referencing the joke.

CourtneyRaine
05-02-2013, 12:07 AM
I exchanged a couple (literally two) paid messages with someone on MGF asking him about a fetish he is into that I am trying to learn more about. In one of the messages I told him I'd like to make a video involving the fetish but since I'm not very familiar with it, I could use some pointers from him on what to include in the video so that I can really capture what's such I turn-on about it. I got a message back from him stating, "how about when I am home in about 2-4 hours we can cam and ill help u, that way I don't need to keep buying these stupid credits" Sure thing, buddy! I will gladly log out of my free chat site, ignore all the other requests I get on MGF, and talk to you about YOUR fetish for FREE. Not just text chat about it, no of course not, let's actually cam so you can see exactly how I'd make that video. For free. Wouldn't want you to have to keep on getting those stupid credits just to get your jollies.

Snowy0Star
05-02-2013, 12:50 AM
dick: hey bb
please type
do u do anal


dick: cant hear u


Snowy00Star: its hard to reach my keyboard and im not going to reach over here just to message u
find someway to listion to me

dick: oh excuse me
i just want u to make me cum
and u did not anser question
u wont be typing if u r fucking ur asshole

BAN - now mind you SEVERAL moments went by between these messages like he was waiting for me to break down and reach and twist myself to get to my keyboard and type just for him- i would have just kicked him but he was just acting so arrogant and entitled i dont need that shit...

Snowy0Star
05-02-2013, 01:06 AM
dumbshit : nudde
french
- i ask him with my voice if im supposed to break site rules and get nude in free just because hes frence
dumbshit sorry french

Snowy00Star: u need to take me into a pvt show to see me naked

dumbshit has logged off

then about 5 min after he came back and now hes just sitting in my room watching me type this ban hammer will greasing later...

Snowy0Star
05-02-2013, 01:08 AM
remind me to never log in at 3 am again

Ass: whats your elo
I ask with voice what elo means
Ass has logged off

WTF 0.0

CanadianRuby
05-02-2013, 05:10 AM
....talks to me for 2-3 hours
....wants me to watch him cum
....3/min for me to watch him cum / jack off for 5 mins
....send request for $15
....tells me he only has $5 (meaning I get 3.25)
....

/blocked

Jaana
05-02-2013, 05:19 AM
....talks to me for 2-3 hours
....wants me to watch him cum
....3/min for me to watch him cum / jack off for 5 mins
....send request for $15
....tells me he only has $5 (meaning I get 3.25)
....

/blockedGolden rule about MGF - if he's never spent money on you before, don't give him more than 15-25 minutes before asking "so, what are you looking for tonight/today?". Your time is money!

justanothercamgirl
05-02-2013, 06:09 AM
custie: Ass b&b please

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o_O

Wha!?!

Snowy0Star
05-02-2013, 06:14 AM
custie: Ass b&b please

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o_O

Wha!?!

b&b - the fuck? that is defiantly a new one XD

Jaana
05-02-2013, 06:23 AM
custie: Ass b&b please

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o_O

Wha!?!"ass b&b"..so he wants you to take him to a shitty bed and breakfast? "man, this is one ass b&b..."

justanothercamgirl
05-02-2013, 11:04 AM
During a $1 GS countdown:

douchebag: Do you ever offer any REAL shows?
douchebag: Because this show is BULLSHIT
douchebag: It is the fucking worst show on here.
douchebag: Seriously! Offer something good already
-- JAC stops her countdown --
*douchebage had been banned*
-- JAC starts her countdown again --
JAC: Sorry, just had to take out the trash
*sounds of guys bidding in*

HaydenBlue
05-02-2013, 11:26 AM
guest9243: i will damage you physically and psychologically with my cock.

http://www.country933.com/files/no.png