View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Brilynne
05-04-2013, 04:06 AM
There are all kinds of girls who bank. In the previous post I stated it's all relative. The point is a girl who has a good face isn't made any better by plastic surgery IMO. If Gwen Steffani had D cups would that make her better? Would that upgrade her? No bc she's already pretty. Idk why so many ppl are up in arms. I never made a rule for who is pretty makeup can makeup anyone pretty.
If plastic surgery is so pointless and meaningless to those already physically blessed, why do so many celebs keep going under the knife time and time again?
LoraDoll
05-04-2013, 08:35 AM
Because they need to keep up the interesting somehow.
Plastic surgery -> media -> an easy way to stay in focus.
And, it s a great advertisement for plastic surgery anyway -> money.
But ~All is not gold that glitters~.
GenieBrazilian
05-04-2013, 08:42 AM
I think I may have heard the BEST one last night.
I guy said to me that I must be a 'transvestite' because I refuse to show my pussy in free chat (any chat for that matter).
I just just said something along the lines that he must be really into that because he is in my room each night. If I was trans I would wear it loud and proud and bank on it. I shouldn't have been offended, but it just made me lose a little hope in humanity; the strings people will pull to get you to do something out of your comfort zone.
They will play on your pride, insecurities, guilt, fear (ever had one blackmail you?), whatever.
Anyway, I wanted to ask him to explain my 4 year old who I have to add $300 to my goal to pay for his summer sports? Giving birth validates my sexuality more than flashing any douche bag who happened upon a computer.
I can tell I'm on the verge of a burnout, that I let something so small and not even necessarily negative piss me off. :(
Rosemary Rabbit
05-04-2013, 09:11 AM
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sophiesecrets
05-04-2013, 09:44 AM
They will play on your pride, insecurities, guilt, fear (ever had one blackmail you?), whatever.:(
Yes... like in my first month of camming, i accidentally linked my hubbies facebook (which had work contacts...)So this one douchebag wanted a free show... I think he wanted me to cry. Well as stupid of a mistake as i had made, no freaking way i was going to let this basement dwelling virgin BLACKMAIL me. I played it off like i was thinking about it while my hubby deleted his facebook. Then i lol'd at him, called him some names, and blocked him.
he came back into my room a few weeks later and told me he had it all saved, and that if i were smart id do what he says...
i just reported him that time. OMG these guys can b so pathetic...
justanothercamgirl
05-04-2013, 10:52 AM
Meanwhile in the $1 GS
custie: face
custie: face
custie: FACE
JAC: Please read gold show description. I do not show my face in this show.
custie: ......
custie: sag
*custie leaves*
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Awe, it is so cute when they calls you names after you tell them that it is their own fault that they are not getting what they want because they couldn't be bothered to read the gold show description before entering.
I always imagine a five year old stomping his feet and calling me a 'doo-doo' head when they do it. It always brings a giggle to my lips and a smile to my heart.
Jaana
05-04-2013, 03:48 PM
[1:39:11 AM] Test: hey
[1:39:47 AM] Jaana Ruutu: Hi. how can i help you?
[1:43:10 AM] Test: will you cam to cam chat with me?
[1:43:59 AM] Jaana Ruutu: Sure. it's $30 for 10 minutes.
[1:44:19 AM] Test: okey another time
[1:44:41 AM] Jaana Ruutu: There is not a single woman on Skype who will do it for free.
[1:44:48 AM] Jaana Ruutu: If you can't afford it, do NOT waste our time
[1:45:07 AM] Test: i mine we two just have a littlebit fun
[1:45:15 AM] Test: its good for you and for me
[1:45:25 AM] Jaana Ruutu: It's only good for me if I'm getting paid.
[1:45:33 AM] Jaana Ruutu: I'm a professional cam model. i don't work for free.
[1:45:46 AM] Jaana Ruutu: And don't you tell me that you do your job for free, because I know you don't.
[1:45:53 AM] Test: but i can show you something from me
[1:46:07 AM] Jaana Ruutu: LOOKING AT YOUR PENIS DOESN'T PAY MY BILLS.
[1:46:46 AM] Jaana Ruutu: Do you want me to call my landlord and ask him if this month i can pay him screen shots of some random German dudes cock instead of the usual €500 i give him?
[1:47:37 AM] Test: no thanks
[1:47:42 AM] Test: how old are you
[1:48:09 AM] Jaana Ruutu: It doesn't matter. If you're not going to pay me, leave me alone.
[1:48:18 AM] Test: okey
onamission
05-04-2013, 03:59 PM
About the apartment part... they are probably just complementing you? As is, you have got nice looking items that suites...?? I am only listing possibilities though...
Ariella
05-04-2013, 08:25 PM
Annoying Regular: I was just talking about you to someone today
Me: Why..
Annoying Regular: Because you're my favourite model :)
*has only ever tipped 25 tokens ONCE*
Puh-lease.
GenieBrazilian
05-04-2013, 08:53 PM
Yes... like in my first month of camming, i accidentally linked my hubbies facebook (which had work contacts...)So this one douchebag wanted a free show... I think he wanted me to cry. Well as stupid of a mistake as i had made, no freaking way i was going to let this basement dwelling virgin BLACKMAIL me. I played it off like i was thinking about it while my hubby deleted his facebook. Then i lol'd at him, called him some names, and blocked him.
he came back into my room a few weeks later and told me he had it all saved, and that if i were smart id do what he says...
i just reported him that time. OMG these guys can b so pathetic...
Haha, hooray for you. I started reading this gritting my teeth in anger, but it had a happy ending!!
Give out free shows then 'the terrorist win'.
IsobelWren
05-04-2013, 09:12 PM
A guy who has been kinda fun, keeps conversation going when nobody else in free chat is talking and bought a show ages ago asked for a somewhat involved roleplay. I told him I'd love to do it in excl. He said ok. It also says, "roleplay and names in exclusive only" on my profile.
I wasn't paying a ton of attention, I heard the ding, and clicked accept without reading. From the way the windows changed, I realized that he hadn't done excl, but had gotten a 30 min block.
"Oh! I'm sorry honey. I thought you'd gotten exclusive! You're in group chat. Did you get a block session by mistake?"
Him: no I got a block
I Reminded him again that pvt chat is an "crowd pleasing show." He turned on his cam and starts typing fairly standard, generally liked fantasies about teasing me, etc. A few other ppl came in, so I spun back on their fantasies, too, making it as general as I could so that the spiel fit most points of all the fantasies.
Him: I don't think you're allowed to touch your pussy yet. not if I'm just teasing you.
I laughed, "Like I said before, this is group chat. I'm playing with all you boys, so I'm doing what most people like. This is why I said we needed exclusive if you want roleplay and my full attention."
He frowned. He stopped typing.
About 15 min into the show, his bored, glowering face was still in my thumbnail.
"Everything okay [screen name]?"
Him: there are a lot of people in here. I just wanted you.
For some stupid reason, I felt bad for the guy. Here he is, having bought a block, and the stuff that's going on is just not doing it for him and now he's wasted all that money. I apologized and told him that this is why I'd said he needed to go excl. At that point I wondered if I just thought I'd said it, but hadn't actually.
Him: dun worry about it
Him: after all, you did say that... I just wasn't expecting 10 other people to hop in too
My brain clicked and I realized that I had just been too tired, somehow none of what he had said registered earlier. This idiot fuck KNEW he'd only get his roleplay in excl, but was such a cheapass and such a prick that he thought he could get a pvt block and manipulate me into breaking my rules! WHAT. THE. FUCK?!
He cut his cam off.
Him: I'm sure someone else can give you a more appealing visual than me right now.
With that passive-aggressive sark, I realized that his pouting glower in the thumbnail this whole time had been another manipulation. I was supposed to have felt so bad that his money was wasted and his widdle fee fees were hurt that I was supposed to cater to him. If he hadn't followed that up with telling me that he understood now and would get excl next time, I would have grudge-blocked him.
But still. He must be a *ton* of fun to date. :eyeroll:
PrincessLuna
05-04-2013, 09:18 PM
disco039: Grade A Alberta beef?
Me: No, BC here.
disco039: Yummy! BC babes do it the best! on the slopes
Me: Aaah... ok. (couldn't think of a response)
disco039: wanna fuck in the Rockies?
Me: That sounds really painful.
disco039: doesnt look like you got a Vancity yoga girl bode
Me: Uh, well I don't do yoga. (I'm pretty thin so I'm guessing he's negging).
disco039: workout at all?
Me: I have a weighted hula-hoop that I use for cardio.
disco039: I'll take that as a no
Me: Uh... well ok then.
disco039: show me your "hoola hoop" body
Me: How about I show you the front page instead?
sophiesecrets
05-04-2013, 09:25 PM
Haha, hooray for you. I started reading this gritting my teeth in anger, but it had a happy ending!!
Give out free shows then 'the terrorist win'.
hahaha cant let terrorism win! NO SHOW FOR YOU!!!
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Snowy0Star
05-04-2013, 09:30 PM
33504
hahaha yes the soup nazi !
GenieBrazilian
05-04-2013, 09:37 PM
hahaha yes the soup nazi !
Soup Nazi!
Unreasonable and indiscriminate!! He was the asshole super hero! Thanks Sophie!
Let me get back to work... :(
takiaya
05-04-2013, 10:56 PM
random guy on skype: do you want me to cum dear?
random guy on skype: call from _________
random guy on skype: do you want me to cum dear?
random guy on skype: call from _________
me: hello sweety, sorry for not replying sooner, I was editing something. I would love to do a show with you as soon as you pay.
random guy on skype: what is the right way to pay
me: (explains how much per min and payment methods I accept)
random guy: ok
random guy: call from _________
random guy: baby?
me: you haven't paid yet sweety, I open my cam and do the show after receiving payment
random guy: call from _________
random guy: do you want me to cum dear?
random guy: call from _________
random guy: hello?
me: *blocks him in frustration*
another random guy on skype same day: I HAVE MONEY
*missed call from*
YOU HAVE PUSSY?
*missed call from*
I HAVE DICK
*missed call from*
YOU HAVE TEET?
me: (wtf?) *blocks him as well*
yet another guy on skype same day: hey
*missed call from*
I unfriend you for not answering my call
bye forever
tc
me: (frustrated with everyone on skype today) ok bye *blocks him*
Sunnylexie
05-04-2013, 11:00 PM
A guy who has been kinda fun, keeps conversation going when nobody else in free chat is talking and bought a show ages ago asked for a somewhat involved roleplay. I told him I'd love to do it in excl. He said ok. It also says, "roleplay and names in exclusive only" on my profile.
I wasn't paying a ton of attention, I heard the ding, and clicked accept without reading. From the way the windows changed, I realized that he hadn't done excl, but had gotten a 30 min block.
"Oh! I'm sorry honey. I thought you'd gotten exclusive! You're in group chat. Did you get a block session by mistake?"
Him: no I got a block
Reminds me of guys who buy a Gold Show with 2x to 4xminimum pay-in (which is still less than your regular Excl rate) and then demand that you moan their name or cater their fetish instead of doing what the show topic says and what everyone else was expecting to see.
another random guy on skype same day: I HAVE MONEY
*missed call from*
YOU HAVE PUSSY?
*missed call from*
I HAVE DICK
*missed call from*
YOU HAVE TEET?
YOU HAVE A PUSSY,
I HAVE A DICK;
SO WHATS THE PROBLEM -
LET'S DO IT, QUICK!
http://youtu.be/DAGmHCuJUZc
HunnieBunny
05-05-2013, 02:33 AM
This.
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And this.
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I like to screenshot stupidity for evidence lol
CrushGirl
05-05-2013, 03:03 AM
Free chat should be an illegal crime. Ask away in private.... lol
~Carmen~
05-05-2013, 05:15 AM
[QUOTE=Sunnylexie;2486123]Reminds me of guys who buy a Gold Show with 2x to 4xminimum pay-in (which is still less than your regular Excl rate) and then demand that you moan their name or cater their fetish instead of doing what the show topic says and what everyone else was expecting to see.
Yeah, I had one of those yesterday in a gold show. Asking me over and over to get in doggy style and arch my feet. lmao
Snowy0Star
05-05-2013, 06:02 AM
random guy on skype: do you want me to cum dear?
random guy on skype: call from _________
random guy on skype: do you want me to cum dear?
random guy on skype: call from _________
me: hello sweety, sorry for not replying sooner, I was editing something. I would love to do a show with you as soon as you pay.
random guy on skype: what is the right way to pay
me: (explains how much per min and payment methods I accept)
random guy: ok
random guy: call from _________
random guy: baby?
me: you haven't paid yet sweety, I open my cam and do the show after receiving payment
random guy: call from _________
random guy: do you want me to cum dear?
random guy: call from _________
random guy: hello?
me: *blocks him in frustration*
another random guy on skype same day: I HAVE MONEY
*missed call from*
YOU HAVE PUSSY?
*missed call from*
I HAVE DICK
*missed call from*
YOU HAVE TEET?
me: (wtf?) *blocks him as well*
yet another guy on skype same day: hey
*missed call from*
I unfriend you for not answering my call
bye forever
tc
me: (frustrated with everyone on skype today) ok bye *blocks him*
i used to get those too and always by freeloaders i would be on CB and since my skype is the same as my cam name they would just call me over and over and over while I was still live paying attention to my room - like they expected me to drop everything close my room and give them a free show. Go into your settings and change it so only friends call u i do this for my skype calls i set it so only friends can call me and i dont accept the friend request until they pay me.
Snowy0Star
05-05-2013, 06:03 AM
http://youtu.be/DAGmHCuJUZc
yes just yes that is all
I <3 rammstein
sophiesecrets
05-05-2013, 11:02 AM
yes just yes that is all
I <3 rammstein
ZOMG ME TOO! I dont understand wat theyre saying, but im rocking out!
In League of Legends, elo is similar to ratings. The higher the elo, the better is the player. So, if you did not know what elo was, it means you are not a video gamer, at least not LoL player. ^-^ Uhm, that is the only elo that I know of.
remind me to never log in at 3 am again
Ass: whats your elo
I ask with voice what elo means
Ass has logged off
WTF 0.0
Snowy0Star
05-05-2013, 06:46 PM
In League of Legends, elo is similar to ratings. The higher the elo, the better is the player. So, if you did not know what elo was, it means you are not a video gamer, at least not LoL player. ^-^ Uhm, that is the only elo that I know of.
I see I guess hes one of those asshats that Twist is always complaining about trying to test her and stuff ... sigh men are forever five ...
Maybe he should have asked me something about WoW instead if he wanted to test me. Whatever
PrincessLuna
05-05-2013, 06:50 PM
I see I guess hes one of those asshats that Twist is always complaining about trying to test her and stuff ... sigh men are forever five ...
Maybe he should have asked me something about WoW instead if he wanted to test me. Whatever
I'm a huge gamer, have been for over 20 years, and even I wouldn't have known that. I've noticed (on average) LoL players are slightly more bat shit insane than most people.
Snowy0Star
05-05-2013, 06:53 PM
I'm a huge gamer, have been for over 20 years, and even I wouldn't have known that. I've noticed (on average) LoL players are slightly more bat shit insane than most people.
hahaha ok then glad he didnt bite then : )
"SM Guy: hey stupid
teel me about u life
is it any good?
expensive looking skirt"
WTF??
caramelDip
05-06-2013, 12:24 AM
Well it started off annoying:
I was attempting to do a GS and only a couple people had pledged so far. then This guy says NO MOVEMENT.
I thought he was talking about me because I was just sitting there kinda lol...so I told him (in a snappy-nice way) that if he had READ MY BIO, then he would know that im far along in my pregnancy and im not really going to do a lot of shit!
But he clarified: he was saying that people werent moving, as in pledging...and he was trying to encourage them. Whoops lol
Sunnylexie
05-06-2013, 01:27 AM
I_sound_like_a_retard: hi
Me: Hello! How are you tonight?
I_sound_like_a_retard: tits
Me: You're gonna see them after we get the show started!
I_sound_like_a_retard: tits
*Ignore*
I_sound_like_a_retard: tits
*Ignore*
I_sound_like_a_retard: tits
*Stand up and wiggle butt*
I_sound_like_a_retard: ass
Me: That's right, it's an ass!
I_sound_like_a_retard: tits
How _does_Streamate_work: bb i was getting sick and tired of watching you in free chat you're not showing anything what the hell
All_camgirls_are_idiots: you can simulate an orgasm in free just before exclusive bb scream with pleasure
Honestly, this is not even funny. Reading something THAT stupid makes me die inside a little.
IsobelWren
05-06-2013, 10:05 AM
I tried to find Roast's post about when guys connections are slow and they think it's your fault. Anybody have that one bookmarked? It was hilarious.
I got a few of those last night. It annoys me when someone's connection is on a super delay.
"bb do this thing!"
"uh...sweetie, I'm already doing it."
"do it!"
"Stillll already doing it."
"whore! why the fuck aren't you doing this thing that I fucking paid you to do?!"
"I've been doing it, you're just on a delay and you're just now seeing what I started doing a minute ago. You won't even hear that I was saying this. I wish you weren't on wi-fi."
*he leaves, thinking I haven't been listening to him.*
Caree
05-07-2013, 07:30 AM
"happysnappy: what brings you here? Money? Exhibitionism? Or love making a room full of men squirm"
Oh piss off >:(
justanothercamgirl
05-07-2013, 08:04 AM
Meanwhile in the $1 GS
asshat: Show face
JAC: Please read gold show description. I don't so my face in this show.
asshat: This is ridicious! I just want to see your eyes.
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Actually what is ridicious is that you've lived in such an entitled world that you think that I have to do whatever you want for $1.
Sorry, unlike people at fast-food joints and coffee shops I am not required to take your shit with a smile.
Welcome to the real world, jackass.
CarmenF
05-07-2013, 08:09 AM
"do you take paypal bb? I wanna cut out the middleman 8)" cut it out in your business, jerk. My middleman takes close to nothing and saves my ass from assholes!
justanothercamgirl
05-07-2013, 09:44 AM
I don't understand the guys who go into my room just to tell me I'm "boring." Why, because I'm not fucking my pussy in free chat? Like what are they expecting, a juggling act?
The other thing I don't understand is why they don't just leave if they're so bored ...like I wouldn't go to the movie theater and yell "this is boring" right in the middle of the film.
I guess this is more of a vent.
They tell you that you are boring in a weak attempt to hurt your feelings and to try and get you to do something.
In the real world 'aka not the camgirl one' guys use the guilt thing on girls all the time to much success.
It is why they get hostile with you after they call you boring and you refuse to change your behaviour. They are all pissed that their 'sneaky little guilt' trick isn't working. ;)
CarmenF
05-07-2013, 10:10 AM
They tell you that you are boring in a weak attempt to hurt your feelings and to try and get you to do something.In the real world 'aka not the camgirl one' guys use the guilt thing on girls all the time to much success. It is why they get hostile with you after they call you boring and you refuse to change your behaviour. They are all pissed that their 'sneaky little guilt' trick isn't working. ;)Meh I think it's more simple. Boring probably means you aren't getting them off for free
Snowy0Star
05-07-2013, 10:11 AM
maybe its both and it depends on the guy : P
justanothercamgirl
05-07-2013, 10:28 AM
Meh I think it's more simple. Boring probably means you aren't getting them off for free
If they just wanted to get off for free though, then wouldn't they go find an easier mark?
CarmenF
05-07-2013, 10:51 AM
If they just wanted to get off for free though, then wouldn't they go find an easier mark?
Nah their dick tells them it wants live interaction but they don't want to pay for it because they feel entitled to it
Evil_Hippo
05-07-2013, 02:00 PM
The thing I hate most about guys and it happens a lot.
Which city you live in?
are you fucking kidding me? why would I tell you that?! ahh
justanothercamgirl
05-07-2013, 02:58 PM
Nah their dick tells them it wants live interaction but they don't want to pay for it because they feel entitled to it
I get that point, but why don't they go find another girl right away after she says no? Why do they hang around?
Edited to add: What I am trying to say that it is the challenge of trying to get a girl that said 'no' to you to change her mind and say yes. Not just the boobs. ;)
delilahd
05-07-2013, 08:02 PM
Kennel play. Oh dear lord, kennel play. I know im not supposed to judge but uh, I misinterpreted what that means. I thought the fantasy was "put him in a kennel amd treat him like a dog" but its more along the lines of sexy times with the dog. Im traumatized. Signing da fuq off for the night.
Sunnylexie
05-07-2013, 09:09 PM
Kennel play. Oh dear lord, kennel play. I know im not supposed to judge but uh, I misinterpreted what that means. I thought the fantasy was "put him in a kennel amd treat him like a dog" but its more along the lines of sexy times with the dog. Im traumatized. Signing da fuq off for the night.
Ohh, I feel you. SM used to advertise my room on some K9 site for about a year; now I know EVERYTHING and slightly more about dog love - much more than I would actually want lol)
I have a reggie who buys into almost every gold show to tell me I should shave my bush. I'm pretty sure he gets off on just trying to convince me to shave it (just like a really good custie of mine who spends hours in pvt trying to talk me into doing anal), but sometimes I can hardly fight an urge to kick his ass right to the bald kitty section.
delilahd
05-07-2013, 09:26 PM
Talk about eye openers. Clearly this is outside my boundaries. Nothing wrong with that.
sexyred
05-07-2013, 10:40 PM
Oh geez....Why do guys do this?
I'm busy last night perving on one of my favorite camgirls and getting ready to join her GS while I rev myself up for my own cam when I spy a name I vaguely recognize as a customer type in her chat "Her tits aren't as nice as (my cam name)"!!!!!! WTF. The girl ignored it (and I'm sure she had no clue who I was) but I was so mad! So then, after I log on, he comes into my room. I check, and he has only spent $5 GOLD once in a GS months ago. I actually called him out and he was dumbfounded that I wouldn't be super-flattered that he was such a "loyal fan". I banned him, so hopefully he thinks better about mentioning me in other girls' rooms. It makes it look like I am a troll/jealous camgirl.
Sunnylexie
05-08-2013, 12:10 AM
^^Sexyred, thank you ever so much for being a quality human being.
In pvt (I've undressed so it's pretty obvious my boobs are A to B size)
Dude: will you suck on your nipples?
kfdjslaksjdlskdj am I a giraffe?
MissSassyPickles
05-08-2013, 02:10 AM
"do you take paypal bb? I wanna cut out the middleman 8)" cut it out in your business, jerk. My middleman takes close to nothing and saves my ass from assholes!
let me guess who that was ;)
CarmenF
05-08-2013, 02:12 AM
I get that point, but why don't they go find another girl right away after she says no? Why do they hang around?
Edited to add: What I am trying to say that it is the challenge of trying to get a girl that said 'no' to you to change her mind and say yes. Not just the boobs. ;)
But their dick says it wants THAT girl naked. So many guys ask me to break my boundaries not because they are douches (well yes) but because they wanna see ME do that. It's much more simpler than it seems, sadly 0.o
justanothercamgirl
05-08-2013, 05:09 AM
But their dick says it wants THAT girl naked. So many guys ask me to break my boundaries not because they are douches (well yes) but because they wanna see ME do that. It's much more simpler than it seems, sadly 0.o
I would never say you were not right, I am just forever interested in other's reasons. :)
justanothercamgirl
05-08-2013, 08:06 AM
Custie comes in with nick I_love_JAC
I_love_JAC: Show me your face bb
JAC: Tip for request
I_love_JAC: I just want to see what you look like
JAC: For someone who loves me, you sure don't seem to know me well.