View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
TrixieDarling
05-08-2013, 11:49 AM
Here's a fun one:
Mr. Swiffer: Do you watch cams?
Trixie_Darling: Check my profile for info on c2c pricing
Mr. Swiffer: I can pay.
Trixie_Darling: Great
Mr. Swiffer: Would you like to watch me fuck my ass with a Swiffer and then suck on it?
Trixie_Darling:
33549
justanothercamgirl
05-08-2013, 12:53 PM
custie: Show moper bb!
JAC: o_O
justanothercamgirl
05-08-2013, 12:59 PM
know-it-all-custie: You should show your pussy in your gold shows and charge more. You'd make more!
JAC: Or, I could just charge 12.99 a minute to see it.
know-it-all-custie: Or you could do that.
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Kudos to him for actually seeing reason. That shit doesn't happen often with the men who come into my free chat.
PrincessLuna
05-08-2013, 01:03 PM
I decided to try that social tactic where when people come in you greet them. Very first one, right off the bat:
Me: Hello, how are you?
maximan0088: fuck off
Well ok then.
Sunnylexie
05-08-2013, 07:00 PM
kalikid420: are you prepaied for the punishment im going to give you?
Me: Ready to take it in Exclusive
kalikid420: *skips into the regular pvt chat*
kalikid420: take your shirt off
Me: *wondering if he changed his mind and decided to go vanilla* Ok, here we go!
kalikid420: grab your nipples
squeeze them
Me: So, you want to give me some nipple torture?
kalikid420: thats right baby
Me: Mmm have you read my profile and topic *both stress that fetish- and bondage-related shows are done in Exclusive only*?
kalikid420: mmmmm yes
Me: They say it is done in Exclusive, not Pvt. Trying to get some spice at a price of vanilla? ;)
kalikid420: im going to punishyou
Me: *sits still and stares into the cam until he leaves*
Sunnylexie
05-08-2013, 11:08 PM
toastyrocks69: how big is you cock
toastyrocks69: mine is 9 1\2
toastyrocks69: i would love to feel that tight ass you have
Me: get lost troll
toastyrocks69: what ever then *leaves*
Like your departure would make me sad. Don't think I could help you anyway - you are obviously into cock, not pussy.
TO1775: u look a lil like my freands mom lol
Me: how old are you?
TO1775: 17
TO1775: is that ok
Me: you know it's not.
TO1775: :(
TO1775: i still got $$$ and my b bay is in munth
TO1775: u dont like yunger guys
Me: I dont like having my account blocked for doing illegal shit.
TO1775: ur not the only 1 i have ben on
TO1775: ur not the only 1 i have ben on and no 1 els can see me
TO1775 has been blocked
"No 1 els can see me". Bitch please))))
Jaana
05-09-2013, 01:14 AM
i forgot to copy this, but yesterday in my room, we were all talking about the NHL playoffs, and this guy kept saying dumb shit.
mmmm
you're sexy
take out those tits
take your hoodie off
i have no sound, type
type
type
why do you keep rolling your eyes
blah blah blah do something
BITCH DO SOMETHING
wtf
stupid bitch
boring
boring
boring
He finally left.
I mean, what exactly was the point of any of that? if I'm not entertaining you, leave.
CarmenF
05-09-2013, 06:34 AM
^^^ Sometimes guys fap so hard while typing they can't even insult you properly
IsobelWren
05-09-2013, 02:18 PM
I got a shit eater on Niteflirt the other day. I'm legit traumatized. I'm not even kidding. Stop reading now if you've got a weak stomach.
C2C on, he said vaguely that he wanted humiliation (as so many do). I start in telling him he's a dirty boy, blah blah. He says he's got a dildo and wants to fuck himself in the ass. He does so. There is poo ALL OVER IT. I gasp inaudibly. He asks if I want him to lick it. I laugh and tell him he might want to clean it first and take a bathroom break. He replies that no, he's a dirty pig, he should do it this way.
Ew. Okay, whatever. This is what I may potentially be seeing in my therapy practice and part of the training I'm receiving is how to not react negatively when stuff starts getting weird. I want to challenge myself, push my boundaries. He says he just wants me to react, "naturally" so this is a good exercise in getting my inner thoughts out, a midpoint to professional training (in class we're not supposed to react visibly or audibly). I'll just think of this as a class exercise for which I'm getting paid. I can hang with this.
Then he shits in his hand.
Ok, still hanging with this. I know he's going to either eat it or rub it on himself next. That's twisted and disgusting, but I'm a professional. I'm getting paid. I can do this.
He eats a handful and gets another one to rub all over his chest.
Oh ew dude. Ew. WTF. Like, WHAT happened to you as a child to make this what you jerk off to? I'm going to invent a time machine to go back and shoot that person before they do this to you. But still. It's not going to get worse. How could it? Ok, still hanging with this.
He's still eating his shit. I can hear smacking, chewing, gulping sounds.
Ok, still hanging with this. Getting paid. Learning school stuff.
He pisses in his mouth WHILE he's jerking off.
Trying valiantly to ignore the shit all over him I'm vaguely impressed. How is that even possible to pee with an erection? Numerous men along with Human Reproductive Biology (HSED 644) have told me that it's impossible. I ask him how he did that.
"I'm a dirty, nasty pig."
Oh. Of course. Why would I even ask? :eyeroll: Ok, still hanging with this.
He groans and moans, "Oh man. I'm gonna puke. This is so nasty."
Ok, not hanging with this. "Don't you do it! That's fucking disgusting and I will end this call if you do that."
He gags and retches.
I minimize the window. FUCK! What a time to learn that Skype makes a popup if you're in an active call and minimize the window. I start to close the laptop.
As I'm pulling my headset off I hear him shout, "I can't see your face! I need to see your face!"
Cam girl job training kicks in, I instinctively raise the cam to my face. Wait. Why did I do that? I'm ending this call. I reach for the laptop lid again and pull it half shut.
Too late. Now he's covered in shit AND piss-shit puke.
Every step of the way I've thought, "It can't get worse than this." Every time he proved me wrong. It's been like that game where you say, "nothing worse than [mundane thing]." and the person you're with replies, "genocide" and you keep one upping each other with things that are actually worse than the thing you originally said. Now though, I can't imagine what might be worse. So. Okay fine. Still hanging because now, he'd have to slaughter a dog and chew the poop out of its butt while stomping a baby to death for it to get worse.
I have a moment to inwardly debate myself:
I don't know, you've said, "can't get worse" every step and he's proved you wrong.
Surely nothing can be worse. I need to follow this freak show through. It's money every minute and I have to know how this ends.
Then he starts scraping the mixture off his chest and into his mouth.
I sigh at myself. Told you. Didn't I tell you? Worse.
Now I'm horror frozen and fascinated. What shit covered rabbit is he going to pull out of his puke hat now?
He breaks out a popper, snorts it, and cums in his mouth. I can't hear him, but in the thumbnail he grins and gives me a two thumbs up, ending the Skype session.
Breathing like I'd just been running, I break out of my frozen state. I pick up my headset. The Niteflirt voice is saying, "this call lasted...ten minutes and fourty eight seconds."
Never. Again. Legit. Traumatized. I cannot hang with that and I don't even care. Time machine. Shooting the person. If it wipes him out like Marty McFly, I don't even care.
Browneyes
05-09-2013, 02:33 PM
Ok, this is annoying the living life out of me.....when members "walks" in pvt and says
member: do the best show bb ( no, u fuckface i am gonna do especially shit show for u! I always put everything into every pvt and that comment is just...grrrrrr)
oh and this one....( just happend )
member: 2 toys in ass bb
moi: no sorry hun, don't do that, i am tight tight tight:D
member: just try it :)
moi: i said no love, i dont want my ass to look like a yawning rhinno
member: try it, it feels amazing ( oooh fucking does it? )
member: lube it more bb, i know you can do it :P
Moi: oh hell no, u dont know anything mate and I know i CANT do it. If it feels so fucking amazing go doublefuck your own ass, wrong girl, now sod off
Babybunny
05-09-2013, 02:39 PM
I had a guy type 'deep throat anal bb'. I was like 'what is that?' He lol'd. I think he got so excited he just through together the nastiest stuff he could think of.
Jaana
05-09-2013, 02:50 PM
...I...um
Nothing I ever post in thread will ever top what Isobel just posted. I think i need to retire.
delilahd
05-09-2013, 03:08 PM
Isobel, oh my god.... That was awful to even just read. I'm sorry you had to watch
Oh my god.
space_cowgirl
05-09-2013, 04:32 PM
This really happened today - I was tit fucking my boobs with a dildo and the customer says "you can't cum from that?" all incredulous-like. Ummm, no.
Incantatious
05-09-2013, 04:43 PM
"id get so deep in your ass whoever pulls me out will be crowned king arthur"
No further comments.
Fifi_McKnight
05-09-2013, 04:46 PM
I actually like that one Incantatious. I think I'd pee myself laughing if someone said that to me haha.
KimKlass
05-09-2013, 05:52 PM
Isobel, between that, and your turkey/latex adventure, I declare you a pro. A fucking PRO, BB.
~Carmen~
05-09-2013, 06:00 PM
Isobel, between that, and your turkey/latex adventure, I declare you a pro. A fucking PRO, BB.
Oh my gosh, I so agree. I would have been out after the first part.lmao
IsobelWren
05-09-2013, 07:02 PM
Isobel, between that, and your turkey/latex adventure, I declare you a pro. A fucking PRO, BB.
OMG, the turkey. I STILL blush when I think of that! I'm so glad I don't live there anymore. They must have been like, "Stay away from the freak in apt 52!" from then on.
For people who haven't seen that thread yet:
https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?154421-CamFails-Embarrassing-Moments&p=2370829&viewfull=1#post2370829
And ty bb, I'll get a certificate and put it on my wall. :) "Kim Klass says you are a pro!" Makes this all a little better!
shysara79
05-09-2013, 09:00 PM
I got a shit eater on Niteflirt the other day. I'm legit traumatized. I'm not even kidding. Stop reading now if you've got a weak stomach.
C2C on, he said vaguely that he wanted humiliation (as so many do). I start in telling him he's a dirty boy, blah blah. He says he's got a dildo and wants to fuck himself in the ass. He does so. There is poo ALL OVER IT. I gasp inaudibly. He asks if I want him to lick it. I laugh and tell him he might want to clean it first and take a bathroom break. He replies that no, he's a dirty pig, he should do it this way.
Ew. Okay, whatever. This is what I may potentially be seeing in my therapy practice and part of the training I'm receiving is how to not react negatively when stuff starts getting weird. I want to challenge myself, push my boundaries. He says he just wants me to react, "naturally" so this is a good exercise in getting my inner thoughts out, a midpoint to professional training (in class we're not supposed to react visibly or audibly). I'll just think of this as a class exercise for which I'm getting paid. I can hang with this.
Then he shits in his hand.
Ok, still hanging with this. I know he's going to either eat it or rub it on himself next. That's twisted and disgusting, but I'm a professional. I'm getting paid. I can do this.
He eats a handful and gets another one to rub all over his chest.
Oh ew dude. Ew. WTF. Like, WHAT happened to you as a child to make this what you jerk off to? I'm going to invent a time machine to go back and shoot that person before they do this to you. But still. It's not going to get worse. How could it? Ok, still hanging with this.
He's still eating his shit. I can hear smacking, chewing, gulping sounds.
Ok, still hanging with this. Getting paid. Learning school stuff.
He pisses in his mouth WHILE he's jerking off.
Trying valiantly to ignore the shit all over him I'm vaguely impressed. How is that even possible to pee with an erection? Numerous men along with Human Reproductive Biology (HSED 644) have told me that it's impossible. I ask him how he did that.
"I'm a dirty, nasty pig."
Oh. Of course. Why would I even ask? :eyeroll: Ok, still hanging with this.
He groans and moans, "Oh man. I'm gonna puke. This is so nasty."
Ok, not hanging with this. "Don't you do it! That's fucking disgusting and I will end this call if you do that."
He gags and retches.
I minimize the window. FUCK! What a time to learn that Skype makes a popup if you're in an active call and minimize the window. I start to close the laptop.
As I'm pulling my headset off I hear him shout, "I can't see your face! I need to see your face!"
Cam girl job training kicks in, I instinctively raise the cam to my face. Wait. Why did I do that? I'm ending this call. I reach for the laptop lid again and pull it half shut.
Too late. Now he's covered in shit AND piss-shit puke.
Every step of the way I've thought, "It can't get worse than this." Every time he proved me wrong. It's been like that game where you say, "nothing worse than [mundane thing]." and the person you're with replies, "genocide" and you keep one upping each other with things that are actually worse than the thing you originally said. Now though, I can't imagine what might be worse. So. Okay fine. Still hanging because now, he'd have to slaughter a dog and chew the poop out of its butt while stomping a baby to death for it to get worse.
I have a moment to inwardly debate myself:
I don't know, you've said, "can't get worse" every step and he's proved you wrong.
Surely nothing can be worse. I need to follow this freak show through. It's money every minute and I have to know how this ends.
Then he starts scraping the mixture off his chest and into his mouth.
I sigh at myself. Told you. Didn't I tell you? Worse.
Now I'm horror frozen and fascinated. What shit covered rabbit is he going to pull out of his puke hat now?
He breaks out a popper, snorts it, and cums in his mouth. I can't hear him, but in the thumbnail he grins and gives me a two thumbs up, ending the Skype session.
Breathing like I'd just been running, I break out of my frozen state. I pick up my headset. The Niteflirt voice is saying, "this call lasted...ten minutes and fourty eight seconds."
Never. Again. Legit. Traumatized. I cannot hang with that and I don't even care. Time machine. Shooting the person. If it wipes him out like Marty McFly, I don't even care.
Omfg I just died reading this. Thank u soooo much. Only we could all relate to such a disgraceful convo !!
CarmenF
05-10-2013, 01:19 AM
The shit we put through this job.... can't even be summarized in those "I do it for money - men throw tokens at me - camming is easy" interviews.
Special_K
05-10-2013, 02:04 AM
Isobel, girly... fuck I'm impressed, wow, damn I'm speechless and don't even know what to say! You are a strong lady I would have freaking puked and not be able to sleep at night, or probably would have crawled in a corner in a catatonic state for months.
Again, wow! Fuck eh... I don't know what else to say
EphemeronXOXO
05-10-2013, 08:44 AM
Isobel you Rock!!!! <3<3<3
My story is thank gosh not that nasty as yours but still. I used to work with a model that I just like to call the NastyGirl. She never ever knew when`s her period so I got used to catching her live and extra close when Aunt Flow just came in butthis story was my top one. A guy came in to pvt and he was so impressed that she could take her huge toy all the way in. But she only had one toy and the dude wanted a dp. The guy saw her mic which was like this: - in attachment -
and since she did not have a toy for her ass he wanted her to insert the mic in.
I was like lets just skip the session okay he is a weirdo but she was happily started to push the mics head into his ass. Without lube.. Just like that.
The guy stayed for over an hour so we did pretty well but listening and broadcasting the sounds of her bowels haunt me for life. Still.
Of course I took a picture of her act and put on as a desktop wallpaer with the sign: Employee of the month! Everything for the members!
Just to motivate girls and stuff. :)
IsobelWren
05-10-2013, 10:19 AM
...broadcasting the sounds of her bowels haunt me for life.
rotflol ew!
IsobelWren
05-10-2013, 10:28 AM
Isobel, girly... fuck I'm impressed, wow, damn I'm speechless and don't even know what to say! You are a strong lady I would have freaking puked and not be able to sleep at night, or probably would have crawled in a corner in a catatonic state for months.
Again, wow! Fuck eh... I don't know what else to say
Honestly it did kinda haunt me! In those moments during the day when your brain is doing nothing, like right when you're going to bed, the images would pop into my mind and it would take me forever to fall asleep. I wake up in the middle of the night to pee, and when I'd get back into bed I'd think, "Now this time, don't think of that guy, so that you can actually get to sleep. DAMN! I'm thinking of that guy!"
I think that to me the most traumatizing part was that I felt complicit in my own abuse. I stayed, when every step of the call I should have ended it. I almost did, but then I never ended up doing it. There were a lot of little reasons that came together to keep me on the call (money, school training, professional dignity, curiosity) but in the end, they weren't worth it. For days afterwards I wished (and still do, but not as fervently) that Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind were real and that I could get someone to zap the memory of that event out of my brain....after I'd blocked him, of course. Can't risk zapping it out only to fall prey to him again.
And I DO feel a little preyed on. Sure, it was my own damn fault for staying in the call, but when a person has a fetish THAT extreme, the onus falls on them to tell the provider what they want. And yes, I'm sure that a big part of the enjoyment for him was my genuine surprise, disgust and revulsion, but we're fucking amazing actresses. Any provider he asks could convincingly say, "Oh golly mister, I don't know if I'm okay with that....but it's so gross I gotta see!" and then fake up a good 2girls1cup reaction video face.
IsobelWren
05-11-2013, 02:53 PM
Teethguy: flash teeth
"Sure baby, for 3 gold"
Teethguy: 3 gold
Teethguy: ok flash now pleas
I stand up so that my face is out of the frame before I let myself laugh. "You just typed 3 gold. You didn't actually tip me. You have to actually tip me before I'll do it."
Teethguy: *3 gold*
Still standing, I crack up. "Hon-ney. I've been doing this for three years. I KNOW what it looks like when I actually get a tip. You have to actually tip me. You can't fake me out about this."
Teethguy: has tipped 3 golds
"Okay now this is just getting stupid. Two times, it could have been an accident while you tried to figure out how to use the button. It's not that hard. Big gold button that says, 'gold' on it. Now you're obviously trying to fake me out after I've said twice that I can SEE that you're just typing. Stop being an idiot and either tip me, take me exclusive, or get the fuck out and stop wasting everyone's time."
I get snatched away to excl or whatever. I return and some regs and I are joking about how dumb that guy was. He enters the room again.
"Hi there. You ready to actually tip for those teeth?"
Teethguy: HAS TIP 3 GOLD
"You have got to be one of the stupidest people alive."
He leaves.
PrincessLuna
05-11-2013, 03:08 PM
^^^ Oh man, that reminds me of something I caught last night. I looked at SM to see what was going on last night and saw this girl sleeping in her room; I mean, she's completely passed out. So this guy comes in right then...
Random guy: Random guy has tipped 5 gold.
Wtf guy? I'm not sure what was going through this guy's head. Was he expecting this girl to suddenly wake up to this completely fake tip? Did he expect her to hear him typing or something? Did he expect her to look at the chat log later and think "Damn, I missed a tip!"?
I have no idea, but I got a good laugh at it. I'm sure she checked her chat log later and laughed as well.
TheBrownFox
05-11-2013, 03:31 PM
I don't know why my message I typed up earlier isn't showing up in this thread. :(
IsobelWren
05-11-2013, 09:52 PM
"tell me u want this dirty black cheesy cock in ur tight white pussy hole"
O_o
I get the race play aspect of it but...cheese cock? I said it, and made it sexy, but it was hard not to go, "lol whut?"
VoluptiousBriadda
05-11-2013, 11:02 PM
@IsobelWren - I bestow unto you this medal...
33564
of camgirl honor for showing courage and laughing in the shit covered face of danger,bravery for not backing down and looking horror right in the brown eye,resilience for not ending the show when all of your peers would have ran away screaming in terror,and for mastering the art of the poker face.
You dear lady,are awe-inspiring and have officially been promoted to the camgirl hall of fame for your valiant and courageous efforts over the yrs in cam-land.May we all strive to be like you in uncomfortable situations,may we all ask "what would Isobel do?" WWID? when confronting the unknown,the grotesque, and/or the just plain fucking awkward.
:D Seriously,I would have been gagging/laughing so hard I wouldnt have been able to function.I'm sure I would have called my husband in there to witness the absurdity on my screen at some point,even though he probably wouldn't forgive me nor speak to me for the next yr or two.
Kudos for handling it the way you did,and for what its worth,I'm sorry it was so awful (even though you could have ended it anytime - honestly,I probably wouldn't have either,its hard as fuck to look away from a train wreck) I always cringe when opening up cams and taking calls,as much as I love doing both,for fear of what is awaiting me on the other side :O
JoJoX
05-11-2013, 11:29 PM
I am on MFC...this guy who hardly tips me asked for a video. He then told me to sign up for Naked.com so he is able to tip me....wtf
DoodlebugBites
05-11-2013, 11:45 PM
A customer on SM bought a video from me so he could see if he "liked how I play" before he showed me how he played.
If pressed I'd have guessed he was doing some weird tryout before doing C2C, but I didn't really care until he came back to my freechat to say how much he liked the video and that he was ready for me to watch him.
I was about to log off for the night but chatted with him some more until he asked "How do you attach a video to a message on this system?" I told him I would have to log off to look into it, LOL.
If he comes back I am going to give him a price for me to watch, if he's that intent on it. I mean, really. Get a model account, buddy!
Snowy0Star
05-12-2013, 05:03 AM
Man-Child: hello
can i see a little your boobs please
Snowy00Star: sonic its 5 gold to c boobs
or take me pvt
Man-Child: or pvt?
i can take you just 1 minute in pvt because i have 13 years olds and i pay with my parent's credit card
Man-Child has been blocked
Fallenangel2904
05-12-2013, 11:20 AM
I KNOW somone else in this thread has experienced this guy because I remember reading about it and when he came into my room last night I was like 'OMG' in my head because I remembered reading about it in this thread haha
Him: Do you want to play wheel of cock?
Me: Sure how do you play?
Him: You spin my cock around and it spins like a gassy motor
Me: Oh sounds interesting. Sure I'll play in private hun!
Him: The gassy motor is what makes the noise but you have to make the noise by putting your lips together and blowing air. Okay here I go I'm going to spin!
Me: Not in free, in private.
Tard leaves
LMAO a gassy motor? WTF LOL I LOVE that I knew about him from this thread haha!
EphemeronXOXO
05-12-2013, 11:27 AM
I think he saw the Lonely Islands clip where they give a wise advice to all men that a great way to impress a chick is to do the hellicopter dick! And he wanted to make it to a whole new level! XD
SweetieBelle
05-12-2013, 11:29 AM
I KNOW somone else in this thread has experienced this guy because I remember reading about it and when he came into my room last night I was like 'OMG' in my head because I remembered reading about it in this thread haha
Him: Do you want to play wheel of cock?
Me: Sure how do you play?
Him: You spin my cock around and it spins like a gassy motor
Me: Oh sounds interesting. Sure I'll play in private hun!
Him: The gassy motor is what makes the noise but you have to make the noise by putting your lips together and blowing air. Okay here I go I'm going to spin!
Me: Not in free, in private.
Tard leaves
LMAO a gassy motor? WTF LOL I LOVE that I knew about him from this thread haha!
I had this guy! I was trying not to start laughing because I didn't know if it was a legit fetish or not. But I laughed. I couldn't help it.
IsobelWren
05-13-2013, 12:24 PM
I KNOW somone else in this thread has experienced this guy because I remember reading about it and when he came into my room last night I was like 'OMG' in my head because I remembered reading about it in this thread haha
Him: Do you want to play wheel of cock?
Me: Sure how do you play?
Him: You spin my cock around and it spins like a gassy motor
Me: Oh sounds interesting. Sure I'll play in private hun!
Him: The gassy motor is what makes the noise but you have to make the noise by putting your lips together and blowing air. Okay here I go I'm going to spin!
Me: Not in free, in private.
Tard leaves
LMAO a gassy motor? WTF LOL I LOVE that I knew about him from this thread haha!
OMG Yess! I think it was in the Lost in Translation thread, because I don't think anyone realized it's not just a bad google translation! LOL This is the best, follow up!
TheBrownFox
05-14-2013, 04:23 AM
The idiot 20-point premium (with no tokens) who came into my MFC public chat this morning posting a link to another model's room and telling guys in my room to check her out.
This makes the model look bad (even though she didn't do anything wrong). This girl has a 230 cam score, and instead of tipping her, you're gonna spam other models' rooms...as if that's doing her any favors. Trust me, it's not. If anything, guys are gonna visit her profile and laugh at her cam score...possibly even talk shit about the poor girl. And that's all thanks to YOU, douchebag.
Fallenangel2904
05-14-2013, 05:48 AM
OMG Yess! I think it was in the Lost in Translation thread, because I don't think anyone realized it's not just a bad google translation! LOL This is the best, follow up!
YES! That's the thread it was in haha! And STILL he's lost in translation. Wheel of fortune fetish perhapse? I can do a mean Vana White pose, I've got that in reserve incase he ever comes back!
pumpkin_lovely
05-14-2013, 10:28 AM
guy: do you have an astronauts helmet, 2 rubber snakes and a real frog?
I told him yes, but I guess he didn't believe me }:D
Sunnylexie
05-15-2013, 07:24 AM
Dude: Do you know France?
Herp derp noooo wut is dat?
The site must be posting ads saying "Our models' IQ doesn't exceed 50! Come take advantage of these carefully selected morons!"
justanothercamgirl
05-15-2013, 11:32 AM
custie: "Did you used to be a heavier girl?"
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Thanks for trying to neg me asshole. Nice try but you are going to have to try harder when trying to neg a camgirl.
justanothercamgirl
05-15-2013, 11:34 AM
custie: "We would like to see your face, FYI"
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I know. It is why I make you pay to see it, FYI.
Jaana
05-15-2013, 12:30 PM
Guy: Your country says FL but you sound Canadian.
Me: It says FI.
Guy. It doesn't. It says FL.
Me: a. Florida isn't a country b. lowercase L's look like uppercase I's.
Guy: oh
Guy: so where do you live then?
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Jaana
05-15-2013, 02:25 PM
[5/12/2013 9:33:09 PM] Matt Garcia: Hey
[5/12/2013 9:33:30 PM] Jaana Ruutu: Hi. What can i do for you?
[5/12/2013 9:33:54 PM] Matt Garcia: I would like to book a Skype show
[5/12/2013 9:36:15 PM] Matt Garcia: Where do u do that
[5/12/2013 9:36:59 PM] Jaana Ruutu: Okay! you go here: http://www.cammodeldirectory.com/ads/sexy-and-fun-shows-vanilla-and-fetish-with-a-native-english-speaker-2/
[5/12/2013 9:38:54 PM] Matt Garcia: I want to use American express
[5/12/2013 9:38:58 PM] Jaana Ruutu: Let me know when you've paid and stuff
[5/12/2013 9:39:23 PM] Jaana Ruutu: That site doesn't take American Express?
[5/15/2013 11:34:53 PM] matthew_strout: did u ever get it
[5/15/2013 11:38:26 PM] matthew_strout: did u ge iy
[5/15/2013 11:38:29 PM] matthew_strout: it
[12:07:01 AM] Jaana Ruutu: You paid me?
[12:07:08 AM] Jaana Ruutu: I was on Streamate. I havent checked my e-mail
[12:07:31 AM] matthew_strout: for the amazon card
[12:08:19 AM] Jaana Ruutu: You never sent me an Amazon card
[12:08:46 AM] matthew_strout: i thought i did well i remember paying you
[12:08:58 AM] Jaana Ruutu: You didn't. i actually have our chat logs saved
[12:09:09 AM] Jaana Ruutu: matthew_strout.
[5/12/2013 9:33:09 PM] Matt Garcia: Hey
[5/12/2013 9:33:30 PM] Jaana Ruutu: Hi. What can i do for you?
[5/12/2013 9:33:54 PM] Matt Garcia: I would like to book a Skype show
[5/12/2013 9:36:15 PM] Matt Garcia: Where do u do that
[5/12/2013 9:36:59 PM] Jaana Ruutu: Okay! you go here: http://www.cammodeldirectory.com/ads/sexy-and-fun-shows-vanilla-and-fetish-with-a-native-english-speaker-2/
[5/12/2013 9:38:54 PM] Matt Garcia: I want to use American express
[5/12/2013 9:38:58 PM] Jaana Ruutu: Let me know when you've paid and stuff
[5/12/2013 9:39:23 PM] Jaana Ruutu: That site doesn't take American Express?
[12:09:15 AM] Jaana Ruutu: You stopped respomnding after that
[12:09:23 AM] matthew_strout: ya i know but i paid through six different times
[12:09:33 AM] Jaana Ruutu: You didn't pay me.
[12:09:36 AM] Jaana Ruutu: You paid someone else
[12:09:40 AM] matthew_strout: nope
[12:10:34 AM] Jaana Ruutu: Well, i donj't know what to tell youl, then. i haven't recieved any Amazon gift cards in about three and a half weeks
[12:10:59 AM] matthew_strout: wow
[12:11:14 AM] Jaana Ruutu: I rarely accpet them as a form of payment.
[12:11:17 AM] Jaana Ruutu: *accept
[12:11:45 AM] Jaana Ruutu: So, wanna go on ahead and apologize for lying to me?
[12:12:15 AM] matthew_strout: sorry but i wasnt lying and u said three weeks when it only has been three days
[12:12:37 AM] Jaana Ruutu: No. I said the last time i got an Amazon gift card, from anyone,w as three and a half weeks ago
[12:12:41 AM] Jaana Ruutu: and it wasn't from you.
[12:12:48 AM] Jaana Ruutu: You never paid me, anywhere
[12:13:16 AM] matthew_strout: ohh nvm but i wasnt lying
[12:13:25 AM] Jaana Ruutu: You very much were
[12:13:43 AM] Jaana Ruutu: What e-mail did you send the gift card to?
[12:14:03 AM] Jaana Ruutu: Send me the reciept, to whatever e-mail you sent the gift card to.
[12:14:12 AM] matthew_strout: okk
[12:14:14 AM] Jaana Ruutu: I'll call Amazon and have them verify it.
[12:14:37 AM] matthew_strout: what was ur email again sorry
[12:14:53 AM] Jaana Ruutu: The Amazon reciept will have my e-mail in it.
[12:15:02 AM] Jaana Ruutu: i never gave you my e-mail in the first place.
[12:15:15 AM] Jaana Ruutu: so I'm genuinely curious about what e-mail you sent the gift card to.
[12:16:48 AM] Jaana Ruutu: Now, one more time, are you going to apologize for lying to me and trying to scam me?
[12:18:39 AM] matthew_strout: you were
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[12:18:50 AM] Jaana Ruutu: no, I'm not.
[12:18:55 AM] Jaana Ruutu: That is 100% NOT my e-mail
[12:19:21 AM] matthew_strout: then
[email protected]
[12:19:26 AM] Jaana Ruutu: My e-mails are
[email protected] and
[email protected]
[12:19:30 AM] Jaana Ruutu: Nope, also not me
[12:19:49 AM] matthew_strout: u gave it to me i swear
[12:19:56 AM] Jaana Ruutu: I did not.
[12:20:04 AM] Jaana Ruutu: Show me logs of where I gave it to you.
[12:20:08 AM] Jaana Ruutu: Skype logs allconversations
[12:20:16 AM] Jaana Ruutu: Go back and show me where I gave you either of those adresses
[12:20:18 AM] matthew_strout: nvm
[12:20:30 AM] matthew_strout: my bad i didnt i am sorry for lyning
[12:20:38 AM] Jaana Ruutu: There we go.
justanothercamgirl
05-15-2013, 03:13 PM
Meanwhile in the $1 GS countdown
douchebag: really no face? come on you fake titted slut bag
~ JAC starts her GS ~
*douchebag has been banned*
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1. My tits aren't fake
2. Even if they were, I would of still banned your entitled ass.
HaydenBlue
05-16-2013, 03:48 AM
Gems from today:
TweedleDum: you look stressed
TweedleDum: I'll eat the stress from your pussy
...yeah, no. And if it was stressed, I wouldn't want your fucking gross stranger-mouth near it. Ew.
How to help a girl relieve some stress? Lie on your back, spread your legs and say, "Please punch me in the balls, bb." Duh.
TweedleDee: omg let me stab you with my dick babe
"stabbing"
Congratulations! You fail at dirty talk.
Sunnylexie
05-16-2013, 08:45 AM
My GOLD shows tonight
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DoodlebugBites
05-17-2013, 09:29 AM
My GOLD shows tonight
That is easily one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I love the user names especially. TamponHead! YUNOGUY! I needed a laugh.
This is just one of my favorite moments of the week:
BrokeGuy1234: Do you think just because you're American you can charge those prices?
BrokeGuy1234: Because I am an American and I think your prices are outrageous!
BrokeGuy1234: I want you
And I get asked if I am from Philly like ten times a day because of the adult dating SM affiliate sites. They're like ready to jump in the car and shit. [facepalm]
Nina_Den
05-17-2013, 09:32 AM
@Sunnylexie - that's... pretty much amazing.
"You need to seduce us". Gotta love it when they say it.
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