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PrincessLuna
05-22-2013, 12:02 PM
Mmm... why? :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qnd-hdmgfk

Jaana
05-22-2013, 12:45 PM
[10:38:27 PM] jake.owen.nightingale: hi
[10:38:49 PM] Jaana Ruutu: Hi. Looking for a show?
[10:38:55 PM] Jaana Ruutu: It's $30 for 10 minutes
[10:39:39 PM] jake.owen.nightingale: i only have £10 works out about $25 ish? i think... paypal?
[10:40:43 PM] Jaana Ruutu: In what universe is £10 $25?
[10:41:02 PM] Jaana Ruutu: You realize I live in Europe, right?
[10:41:13 PM] jake.owen.nightingale: its 15
[10:41:14 PM] Jaana Ruutu: and that i'm very familiar with exchange rates?
[10:41:27 PM] Jaana Ruutu: yes, it's $25. you need about £10 more.
[10:41:31 PM] Jaana Ruutu: er $15
[10:41:31 PM] Jaana Ruutu: *
[10:41:39 PM] jake.owen.nightingale: lmao... sorry

REALLY?

Snowy0Star
05-22-2013, 03:26 PM
[10:38:27 PM] jake.owen.nightingale: hi
[10:38:49 PM] Jaana Ruutu: Hi. Looking for a show?
[10:38:55 PM] Jaana Ruutu: It's $30 for 10 minutes
[10:39:39 PM] jake.owen.nightingale: i only have £10 works out about $25 ish? i think... paypal?
[10:40:43 PM] Jaana Ruutu: In what universe is £10 $25?
[10:41:02 PM] Jaana Ruutu: You realize I live in Europe, right?
[10:41:13 PM] jake.owen.nightingale: its 15
[10:41:14 PM] Jaana Ruutu: and that i'm very familiar with exchange rates?
[10:41:27 PM] Jaana Ruutu: yes, it's $25. you need about £10 more.
[10:41:31 PM] Jaana Ruutu: er $15
[10:41:31 PM] Jaana Ruutu: *
[10:41:39 PM] jake.owen.nightingale: lmao... sorry

REALLY?

was he that dumb or did he think u were?

justanothercamgirl
05-22-2013, 03:48 PM
entitled_douchebag: lick your tits, bb

JAC: No.

*entitled_douchebag has tipped you 1 GOLD*

entitled_douchebag: lick your tits NOW

JAC: No.

entitled_douchebag: I tipped you. You have to do what I say.

-- JAC stops what she is doing and looks dead into the camera --

JAC: What we have here is a failure to communicate. Let me talk slowly and use really small words so I can clear this up for you. You have a request, then you pay $12.99/minute in private so that I will listen to you. If you took the time to read my profile you'd already know that I don't do requests in free chat.

entitled_douchebag: Um, oh. Anything you want to do is fine then.

seller317
05-22-2013, 03:53 PM
Dont most guys think we are dumb or at least hope that we are?

seller317
05-22-2013, 03:54 PM
I want to thank you JAC but it wont let me for some reason so here it is. THANK YOU!!!

justanothercamgirl
05-22-2013, 04:14 PM
Dont most guys think we are dumb or at least hope that we are?

It is both a little of number 1 and a little of number 2.

Number 3 is that they are taught that women will only say 'No' so many times and that you can eventually wear them down.

*grins*

Snowy0Star
05-22-2013, 04:16 PM
Him - am i the only person here???

me - yes

Him - can i get something free before we go pvt???

wow so im guessing hes thinking because hes the only one in my chat room im a disparate dumb bitch

i say no he lingers a bit then leaves

the end

seller317
05-22-2013, 04:20 PM
It is both a little of number 1 and a little of number 2.

Number 3 is that they are taught that women will only say 'No' so many times and that you can eventually wear them down.

*grins*

Sadly this is true : (

Ashley_3
05-23-2013, 12:41 AM
^This whole thing had me gagging, but these specific parts had me laughing so hard I was crying- you're a great writer if you can turn that into comedy. :P
If I had to watch it I would be disgusted probably, but Isobel is a great writer really, I laughed at the whole thing :D

JGB2009
05-23-2013, 04:33 AM
Dumb fuck ass: Hey I only got 5 minutes of credit left. Can you get naked in free chat and then I will take you private.

I tell you he is special. Like really he is going places in this world. All sarcastically said of course...........

Sunnylexie
05-23-2013, 08:21 PM
Here is an actual unbroken quote from my today's chat (I only edited it a tiny bit for easier reading)

goodrasec: please sexy princess ,can show ur feet on cam?? Pls
Me: hello
yes i can
so - you would like a foot show?
goodrasec: you like play with ur feet?
Me: yes, what kind of a show you want?
i need to know what i should get handy 4 it
goodrasec: i like all foot show
lick , rub
masturbate
Me: the show should be all about feet or about pussy with feet seen?
goodrasec: i dont know a good show
:-D
goodrasec: pussy with feet on cam .
Me: ok then - this can be done in pvt
but if you want foot licking or zoom on feet, you should go excl.
goodrasec: of course
goodrasec: bu can show 1 feet pls
just 2 sec
Me: sorry, but i give no free previews. you can tip to see them, though.
goodrasec: ok sorry *leaves*
bigone: flash tits and i promise prvt baby
Me: lololol
try harder lol
Me: promise an hour's exclusive
mb it helps lol
sonnykehoe.sk: hi bb
Me: welcome) how are you?
bigone: i promise *leaves*
carlos: me and my wife are into incest
carlos: we are looking for a mom with a possible young daughter
we have 2 daughters
Me: sorry, but its clearly against the site rules,
you better go elsewhere
carlos: ok *leaves*
sonnykehoe.sk: good good whats your favorite position
Me: missionary
yours?
sonnykehoe.sk: that gets you off best
Me: yup
wanna try?
sonnykehoe.sk: if you were here then yeah but you can show me
Me: lol sure ;-)
i am ready whenever you are;-)
sonnykehoe.sk: ready lets see
Me: ok lets go lol
sonnykehoe.sk: oh you want me to spend money bye

C-C-C-COMBO!!!!!!

sexyred
05-24-2013, 12:24 AM
I have this guy that is normally great. He's a "3" on SM but I feel like he could make it to a "4" soon. I genuinely enjoy him and he's hes been a great regular for a while now.

Loser: So I did something stupid
Me: What's that???
Loser: I accidentally told everyone I know that you are my girl friend in real life. So I need a huge favor.
Me: Go on *Eye roll*
Loser: If we split the cost of the plane ticket, can you meet me in my hometown and go with me to my high school reunion. I'd be so embarrassed if they thought I was lying about you...

Ok, so you have spent thousands of dollars on me and you hang in my room at least twice a week. You know I do nothing for free and love how I "handle the freeloaders". Yet you think I would pay my own money to travel to some small town to go to an event with a stranger that jacks off to me. When I'm paying for half of it????? When you normally give me money to get naked on my futon. Silly regulars!!!

Nina_Den
05-24-2013, 03:08 AM
@Sunnylexie: "oh you want me to spend money bye"... wow. It's so absurd it's almost funny, because he basically said so bluntly and plainly what so many of them think.

I honestly don't get this phenomenon. They obviously would never go to an actual escort and beg, because it's obvious the escort is there for the money, just like any other job. For some reason, it's NOT obvious about camgirls. Why is it? Do they only allow themselves this because of the computer screen barrier, or do they really believe this?

Snowy0Star
05-24-2013, 05:52 AM
@Sunnylexie: "oh you want me to spend money bye"... wow. It's so absurd it's almost funny, because he basically said so bluntly and plainly what so many of them think.

I honestly don't get this phenomenon. They obviously would never go to an actual escort and beg, because it's obvious the escort is there for the money, just like any other job. For some reason, it's NOT obvious about camgirls. Why is it? Do they only allow themselves this because of the computer screen barrier, or do they really believe this?

I've been wondering this too they want free its called chat roulette - i think i need to start using that line but that could be bad for bizness - yeah?

AliceFun
05-24-2013, 10:32 AM
These people try to abuse us, especially in freechat because they can, is the fact we cant slap them in the face or punch their noses thru internet, yes is the internet, they feel powerful and secure behind their screens, some of them really believe we are online just for fun like its our hobby to waste time online all dolled up for nothing, for some of these people the line between social network/ dating sites and cam sites is very thin; of course there are many guys who on purpose enjoy to harass models and will use every trick they know to take advantage of cam performers, new or veterans.
I feel the PC screens protect us from being touched or harmed by nasty customers but in the same way protects them from being slapped by us.

justanothercamgirl
05-24-2013, 09:52 PM
@Sunnylexie: "oh you want me to spend money bye"... wow. It's so absurd it's almost funny, because he basically said so bluntly and plainly what so many of them think.

I honestly don't get this phenomenon. They obviously would never go to an actual escort and beg, because it's obvious the escort is there for the money, just like any other job. For some reason, it's NOT obvious about camgirls. Why is it? Do they only allow themselves this because of the computer screen barrier, or do they really believe this?

The reason it is not obvious is because unlike strippers and escorts they don't actually see us 'interact' with other men in our private shows so doesn't seem 'real' to them. It also doesn't help with how close watching us on their computers is to their experience of watching someone on a television show.

You have to realize that it is this false illusion that has them paying for our time in the first place. If the men that purchase cam shows ever really came to realize how much of 'a job' it is for us they'd all go back to watching free porn. (*laughs*)

They need to believe that there are girls out there in the world that are living sex goddess and horny 24/7 and that they are just waiting for the right man to come along and sweep them off their feet (and onto their backs). It is how they justify to themselves all the money that they end up investing.

CarmenF
05-24-2013, 11:12 PM
Meh they think they would love wanking all day while women watching so think you do it for free as well, thinking you can't wait to see a stranger's cock like they'd love a stranger's pussy. Men are more simple than we portray them...

Sunnylexie
05-24-2013, 11:26 PM
Yet they want their pussy clean and prettied up, wet, in beautiful surroundings and in HD, while we are supposed to be happy with a blurred, poorly lit, pixelated bathroom picture of a flaccid, unwashed dick because OMG A COCK!!!111 *swoon*

Jaana
05-25-2013, 03:34 AM
[1:22:23 AM] love sex: Hi mutinypop, I'd like to add you as a contact. love sex
[1:22:36 AM] Jaana Ruutu: Jaana Ruutu has shared contact details with love sex.
[1:22:58 AM] Jaana Ruutu: Hi! My minimum block of time is $30/10 minutes, no previews.
[1:23:04 AM] Jaana Ruutu: What can i do for you?
[1:23:16 AM] love sex: Fuck off !!
[1:23:24 AM] Jaana Ruutu: LOL
[1:23:26 AM] Jaana Ruutu: YOU ADDED ME
[1:23:28 AM] Jaana Ruutu: YOU DUMB FUCK
[1:24:18 AM] love sex: thats right ! I added u to fuck u ! not pay u !
[1:24:26 AM] Jaana Ruutu: I don't cam for free
[1:24:46 AM] Jaana Ruutu: You should learn to read

PrincessN
05-25-2013, 03:58 AM
Some hilarious ones there

I've had the can you put a beer bottle in your pussy
I love your nose can you do a nose job for me!!! I'm thinking wtf
Are those real
Are you really Asian
Ill take you private if you show me your toes
Can you bend over backwards and poop

Like are guys really retarded

Pearl_Sugar
05-25-2013, 06:28 AM
What the fuck?

Guy comes in, he's all like "show nice ass bb"
Me: Show nice tip bb
Him: "o come on bb"
Me: Did you not hear what I just said?
Him: "common bb am ben laden"

...
...

What the actual fuck?

Sunnylexie
05-26-2013, 05:46 PM
boob_lover: can we go in exclusive?
Me: sure we can!
boob_lover: do 30 min show for 0.99/min, change price pls?
Me: lol no way!
boob_lover: wy not bb?
lets go pls
Me: well, guess what I'm supposed to be doing for the half an hour is not chatting)
shure
id like to see your sexy body
Me: to put it clear - you want me to fuck myself nice and hard for 30 minutes in your exclusive?
boob_lover: shure
Me: Do you really think I'm gonna fuck myself for 30 minutes to get 9 bucks? ;)
boob_lover: ye
yes
Me: wrong you are.
boob_lover: 1.19, ok?
Me: lol nah)
boob_lover: how much you want?
Me: Think I've put it pretty clear on my profile ;)
boob_lover: *leaves*

Sunnylexie
05-26-2013, 08:36 PM
MrStache10: can you change in front of us plz?
Me: uhm?
MrStache10: change your outfit
Me: change in front of you?
like - undress and get dressed in FREE CHAT?
Me: need to consider this lol
MrStache10: ya! please!?
Pantyhose fan: hi, Im back..So are you hairy too?
Me: a "please" wouldnt be enough here.
yes i am hairy
MrStache10: pretty please? Love you forever?
Me: well
Me: 15 gold would make it)
Pantyhose fan: 15 gold would make what?
MrStache10: don't have it to spend
MrStache10: how about some nice ass shots in those great pants of yours
Me: a guy is asking me to change on cam\in free chat
Pantyhose fan: oh
Pantyhose fan: yeah I know, right
Me: for a "pretty please"
MrStache10: yes =D
Pantyhose fan: you are pretty - please :-)
Me: well guys
if you want me to change here - tip me!
Me: ill do it as soon as i get 15 gold no matter from who
Pantyhose fan has successfully sent you $15.00 of GOLD.
*CHANGE INTO PANTYHOSE*
MrStache10: lets see that nice pussy hair
BoobFan: think we saw a cheeky right niple too :-D
Me: MrStache, someone is on his way to get banned
MrStache10: u stand up for me please?
Me: you are too bossy for someone who refuses to tip.
MrStache10 has successfully sent you $2.00 of GOLD.
Me: how sweet lol
Me: we need 3 more gold i think)))
live puppet experience is 5 gold an action lol
MrStache10: guy paid 15 and barely got anything
Me: Pantyhose fan paid to get me do what he likes and is pretty happy with it. If you want it your way - pay for it yourself.
MrStache10: you didn;t even take your shirt off *BAN*

VoluptiousBriadda
05-26-2013, 10:10 PM
Some hilarious ones there

I've had the can you put a beer bottle in your pussy
I love your nose can you do a nose job for me!!! I'm thinking wtf
Are those real
Are you really Asian
Ill take you private if you show me your toes
Can you bend over backwards and poop

Like are guys really retarded

Can ANYONE bend over backwards and drop a deuce?! Is this even physically POSSIBLE?! :O Maybe Im reading this wrong but when I hear bending over backwards,I imagine something akin to this

33698

I'm sure atleast some of you ladies have tried this pose at some point in your lives-now,can you fucking imagine trying to squeeze a turd out like that?! I mean,those cheeks are pretty much clamped SHUT like a bear trap in that position! Unless you've just received the mother of all enemas,I can't even begin to imagine how this would be even remotely possible..

"Can you bend over backwards and poop for me bb? I love watching teh ladaayyz attempt to shit on their own heads and pass out/have an aneurysm from all that straining upside down!"

This is def one of the best requests I've heard in awhile :D

BTW-Fun times had searching for a "bending over backwards" pic/gif - some of them had me ROLLING! And maybe just a wickle-bit envious?.. *starts stretching*

Sunnylexie
05-27-2013, 12:44 AM
lovebloom: heyyy this is travis can u say hi nicole to my wife
Me: Hello!
lovebloom: say hi nicole
Me: PUPPETEER EXPERIENCE - 5 GOLD AN ACTION
lovebloom:?
Me: do you do what random people on the internet tell you?
no?
lovebloom: yes
Me: Really?
then tip me.
lovebloom: say it first
Me:no way.
lovebloom: ill pay u for sex
not to say hi to my wife

Jaana
05-27-2013, 07:23 AM
cheapasshole:
Wow!dear Jaana!
Here: http://extralunchmoney.com/job/shaking-my-ass-in-your-face
I think that`s the best gift god can give to a man!
I wish someday I can achieve it....
Just wonder why it has not got a review to prove the lovely shot of that splendid ass!
Jaana:
Well, pick it up and see for yourself! :p
cheapasshole:
Yes!Easy in words hun...but when your balance is 0.49 credits and there is no available task to do in your area, it`s just a far dream!
Jaana:
Well, maybe next time, then!

WHAT DID HE EXPECT MY REACTION TO BE? "Oh here, complete stranger - take this free video!"?

JJLights89
05-27-2013, 10:02 AM
33709

Just reading through the last couple of pages here. *sigh* I'm sorry girls.

HannahGirl
05-27-2013, 05:23 PM
Hi I'm new :)

Annoying shit... as everyone has already mentioned, guys immediately entering room and going 'fist ass' and other absurd requests

Funniest lately was guy asked to 'see my cock'... for the record I am definitely a girl and am advertised as such :P

Sunnylexie
05-27-2013, 07:41 PM
Ceejayy805 has logged on
Ceejayy805: can we see your boobs?
Ceejayy805: please
Me: sorry, it requires a tip to see my boobs - not a please lol
Ceejayy805: can you play with your boobs without taking them out
Me: sure - could you read my topic?)
Me: what does it say about requests?
Ceejayy805: 5 gold?
Me: yes
Ceejayy805: but were not seeing anything so you should do it
Me: well you want me to do something, right?
Ceejayy805: yess but im not asking yu to get naed for me
Me: when you want a stranger to do something you want, it is called a service.
Ceejayy805: please play with them
Me: olease tip
Ceejayy805: its a one time things
Me: so is tipping)
Ceejayy805: can you blow me a kis at least?
Me: no i cant, i dont want to kiss a person who says i shouldnt be paid for my work.
Ceejayy805: i never said you shoudnt get paid
Ceejayy805: plz blow me a kiss^,^
Me: Ceejay, i wont kiss a person I don't like.
Ceejayy805: you dont like me?
Me: no i dont
Ceejayy805: why :(
Ceejayy805: i want you to like me :(
Me: i guess you wouldnt like it if i sat here and demand that you give me gold just because, right?
Me: well that's what YOU are doing.
Ceejayy805: if you ask nicely i would <#
Me: you dont want to give it as a payment for service so i highly doubt youd give it if i "asked you nicely".
Ceejayy805: try me <3
Me: i will rather not
Ceejayy805: why wouldnt you want to?
Random dude: someone trying to get free shit?
Me: Ceejay, to be exact)
Ceejayy805: she playing with my emotions :(
Me: lol right
Me: ALWAYS blame the girl))))
Random dude: riiiight
Me: i am playing with his feelings
Ceejayy805: your mean to me :(
Me: by refusing to fondle my boobs for free)))
Me: how mean of me!
Ceejayy805: i just want to make love toyou :(
Random dude: cold hard bitch hahahahaha
Me: i am such a manipulative bitch for telling he's got to give something to get something)
Ceejayy805: i just want to make loe to you baby :(
Me: well dude, its the way it works EVERYWHERE
Me: and theres no reason for it to be different on cam.
Random dude: nothings free and if it is you'll probably get herpies
*Cam falls*
Me: my cam is broken and is taped to my laptop
Me: but i am not begging you for money to buy a new one.
Random dude: I was wondering why it was moveing
Ceejayy805: Me can me and you have 1 on 1
Ceejayy805: but just me and you and no one else
Me: yes Ceejay - it is called Exclusive
Ceejayy805: and we can get to know eachother very well
Me: well I hope you have read the site rules?
Me: ?
Ceejayy805: yes
Me: Fine! i am ready whenever you are lol
Ceejayy805: we'll do it!
Me: have you read the site rules, again?
Ceejayy805: yess i have
Ceejayy805: how bout you give me your numbr we talk we meet face to face and then we get down and dirty
Lovely regular: ha lol :-D
for real
Me: here, ppl
Me: this is a guy who's been hanging out in my room for an hour
Me: demanding for free shit
Me: and calling me mean for not giving it
Me: claiming to have read the site rules and then soliciting a personal contact right off.
Ceejayy805: dangg a lil harsh
Me: yes Ceejay, let's meet and make sweet love all night
Me: Entitled illiterate lying beggars turn me on!
Ceejayy805 has logged off

PrincessN
05-27-2013, 08:25 PM
Some guys are just idiotic creatures
Dumbasses act so retarded

Lucky it was a one off dick he was


Can ANYONE bend over backwards and drop a deuce?! Is this even physically POSSIBLE?! :O Maybe Im reading this wrong but when I hear bending over backwards,I imagine something akin to this

33698

I'm sure atleast some of you ladies have tried this pose at some point in your lives-now,can you fucking imagine trying to squeeze a turd out like that?! I mean,those cheeks are pretty much clamped SHUT like a bear trap in that position! Unless you've just received the mother of all enemas,I can't even begin to imagine how this would be even remotely possible..

"Can you bend over backwards and poop for me bb? I love watching teh ladaayyz attempt to shit on their own heads and pass out/have an aneurysm from all that straining upside down!"

This is def one of the best requests I've heard in awhile :D

BTW-Fun times had searching for a "bending over backwards" pic/gif - some of them had me ROLLING! And maybe just a wickle-bit envious?.. *starts stretching*

Sunnylexie
05-28-2013, 12:37 AM
SexyRichGirl: HI :-) my name is Jessica 28 from Hollywood !!!! let me see your body … then I will give you 40 min pvt, MUAH !!!!
Me: mwahaha
try harder, "Jessica")))
promise me a 2hour exclusive instead?
SexyRichGirl: I promise
SexyRichGirl: hehehe
SexyRichGirl: muah
Me: what about 5 gold beforehand instead? it'll be cheaper.
SexyRichGirl: what if i dont like ur body......

What freaks me out the most about this type of trolls is the disgusting fuchsia-pink-bimbo-ish manner of speech they use as a disguise. Looks like they've never seen girls (sexy rich ones in particular) but in stupid cheap comedies.

Snowy0Star
05-28-2013, 05:23 AM
SexyRichGirl: HI :-) my name is Jessica 28 from Hollywood !!!! let me see your body … then I will give you 40 min pvt, MUAH !!!!
Me: mwahaha
try harder, "Jessica")))
promise me a 2hour exclusive instead?
SexyRichGirl: I promise
SexyRichGirl: hehehe
SexyRichGirl: muah
Me: what about 5 gold beforehand instead? it'll be cheaper.
SexyRichGirl: what if i dont like ur body......

What freaks me out the most about this type of trolls is the disgusting fuchsia-pink-bimbo-ish manner of speech they use as a disguise. Looks like they've never seen girls (sexy rich ones in particular) but in stupid cheap comedies.

Thats why theyre there isnt it? Because they cant get a girl. The whole what if i dont like her body thing is a total guys only line every woman will always have something nice to say about another girls body

Sunnylexie
05-28-2013, 06:45 AM
Thats why theyre there isnt it? Because they cant get a girl. The whole what if i dont like her body thing is a total guys only line every woman will always have something nice to say about another girls body

Actually it was the scattered and excessive punctuation and randomly all-capitalized words that outed "her". No woman in her late 20-s would write like that.

Tonight, I had a guy try to convince me it's the first time he's getting to see a girl's naked pussy. Dude, if you told you were 13 i would probably believe you, but hey, in the adult part of the web you obviously have access to, girl's naked pussy finds you.

CourtneyRaine
05-29-2013, 10:51 AM
thugwannabe: yo miami up in the house
thugwannabe: whats good mama
me: hey Miami, what's up?
thugwannabe: you gonna let me do a line off that ass??
me: umm, no. I can shake my ass for you but that's about it.
thugwannabe: lol whyy im doing the line not you
me: because according to the site's rules I'm not allowed to discuss anything illegal or they will suspend my account
thugwannabe: you a cop.. IM OUT!!!
thugwannabe: 05 OUTTTT

Yep. All cops go undercover on porn sites offering pussy flashes for $10 a pop. The logic is strong in this one :/

PrincessLuna
05-29-2013, 01:59 PM
Was debating about the new gaming consoles coming out with a regular of mine today, when some random douche comes in and says:

"You need to calm down
Chill"

33749

IsobelWren
05-29-2013, 02:53 PM
Wannabe troll: Aw baby! It's the itty bitty titty committee!
Me: Sure is! You wanna see all of these tiny tits you can tip for a flash. If you want to get up close and personal with them, I'll see you in pvt or excl.
Wannabe: You're supposed to get mad!
Me: ....? Because you called my breasts small?
Wannabe: Yeah! Girls hate it when you call them small!
Me: Your trolling is a fail. I'm a cam girl. I have 34B breasts, which is only the second size up, which qualifies as small. Why would I be mad that you stated the obvious? I'm making the most of what I got, appealing to the guys who like small boobies!
He leaves.

Snowy0Star
05-29-2013, 02:55 PM
Wannabe troll: Aw baby! It's the itty bitty titty committee!
Me: Sure is! You wanna see all of these tiny tits you can tip for a flash. If you want to get up close and personal with them, I'll see you in pvt or excl.
Wannabe: You're supposed to get mad!
Me: ....? Because you called my breasts small?
Wannabe: Yeah! Girls hate it when you call them small!
Me: Your trolling is a fail. I'm a cam girl. I have 34B breasts, which is only the second size up, which qualifies as small. Why would I be mad that you stated the obvious? I'm making the most of what I got, appealing to the guys who like small boobies!
He leaves.

trolling a troll its fun : P

Rose_Who
05-29-2013, 10:16 PM
putmeinpanties: i am looking for panties to wear...you have any i can borrow


......Yeah, I'll somehow magically teleport some fucking panties to you through the internet.

Jaana
05-29-2013, 10:40 PM
[8:20:02 AM] Adam Garswood: Hello
[8:20:29 AM] Jaana Ruutu: Hi. Looking for a show?
[8:21:02 AM] Adam Garswood: Yes what shows do you do
[8:21:23 AM] Jaana Ruutu: www.jaanaruutu.com/shows
[8:24:24 AM] Adam Garswood: Okay I have had a look do you do a boots show with fish net tights on or a heels show with fish net tights on
[8:25:36 AM] Jaana Ruutu: I could, yes..do you want a show with just tights and heels, modeling? no masturbating=
[8:26:53 AM] Adam Garswood: I want the tits and ass shaking
[8:27:06 AM] Jaana Ruutu: okay, in the heels and stockings
[8:27:12 AM] Jaana Ruutu: thatll be $30 for 10 minutes
[8:28:03 AM] Adam Garswood: First what are stockings and can I choose what you wear
[8:28:33 AM] Jaana Ruutu: You said you wanted fishnet
[8:28:39 AM] Jaana Ruutu: I have fishnet stockings that go up to my knee
[8:28:44 AM] Jaana Ruutu: and you said you wanted heels
[8:28:46 AM] Jaana Ruutu: I have heels
[8:29:10 AM] Adam Garswood: Okay what colour heels
[8:30:00 AM] Jaana Ruutu: Black, extremnely thin heel. Rhinstone stud things on the suides
[8:30:10 AM] Jaana Ruutu: theyre 6 inches high
[8:31:07 AM] Adam Garswood: Okay can wear them and stick the 6 inches heel down my throat
[8:31:28 AM] Jaana Ruutu: We can do the role play once the show starts
[8:31:54 AM] Jaana Ruutu: http://www.cammodeldirectory.com/ads/sexy-and-fun-fetish-and-vanilla-with-an-english-speaking-professional-beauty/ pay me here. click 'secure credit card payment'
[8:32:07 AM] Adam Garswood: Okay also I like girls toe nails and finger nails
[8:32:28 AM] Jaana Ruutu: Dude, yousaid you wnted heels and fishnets
[8:32:31 AM] Jaana Ruutu: which do you want?
[8:32:35 AM] Jaana Ruutu: You need to pick a show
[8:33:01 AM] Adam Garswood: Beach ball show
[8:33:18 AM] Jaana Ruutu: okay, you're a trooll
[8:33:19 AM] Jaana Ruutu: goodbye
[8:33:35 AM] Adam Garswood: I want the show I have paid
[8:33:45 AM] Jaana Ruutu: You didn't pay.
[8:34:00 AM] Adam Garswood: I did
[8:34:07 AM] Jaana Ruutu: I'm looking right at my payment dashboard
[8:34:30 AM] Adam Garswood: It's says I have paid on here
[8:34:49 AM] Jaana Ruutu: Skype wouldn't say "you have paid"
[8:35:08 AM] Adam Garswood: It says on my emails
[8:35:13 AM] Jaana Ruutu: I know you didn't pay, so why are you even bother trying to lie?
[8:35:18 AM] Jaana Ruutu: You didn't pay.
[8:35:26 AM] Adam Garswood: I did pay
[8:35:49 AM] Jaana Ruutu: okay, then go to Cam Model Directory and get your money back
[8:35:59 AM] Jaana Ruutu: I'll tell Mark to refund your imaginary payment
[8:36:17 AM] Adam Garswood: Okay give me the show
[8:36:23 AM] Jaana Ruutu: Would you like your money back in the form of fairy dust or unicorn horns?
[8:36:53 AM] Adam Garswood: I would like my money back and the show
[8:37:03 AM] Jaana Ruutu: No. You're not getting a show. you never paid, you're a troll, and you're an idiot who is now going on my block list. I have xero patience for people who lie.
[8:37:06 AM] Jaana Ruutu: 'You never spent money
[8:37:25 AM] Adam Garswood: I did spent money
[8:37:33 AM] Jaana Ruutu: Why are you trying to rip me off when i can very clearly see that no one has sent me a payment in about 12 hours?
[8:38:22 AM] Adam Garswood: I have sent some money I swear on my mums life I have sent some money
[8:38:25 AM] Jaana Ruutu: I have complete and total access to my payments. I know I didn't get one from you. So, apologize for lying, or your ass is getting blocked.
[8:38:50 AM] Adam Garswood: My ass is getting blocked
[8:38:55 AM] Jaana Ruutu: Weko, guess your mum's not very important to you

zivlet
05-30-2013, 03:09 AM
Wannabe troll: Aw baby! It's the itty bitty titty committee!
Me: Sure is! You wanna see all of these tiny tits you can tip for a flash. If you want to get up close and personal with them, I'll see you in pvt or excl.
Wannabe: You're supposed to get mad!
Me: ....? Because you called my breasts small?
Wannabe: Yeah! Girls hate it when you call them small!
Me: Your trolling is a fail. I'm a cam girl. I have 34B breasts, which is only the second size up, which qualifies as small. Why would I be mad that you stated the obvious? I'm making the most of what I got, appealing to the guys who like small boobies!
He leaves.
I love this. It reminds me of when I had a conversation like this;
Troll 'girl you really have a belly'
Me 'I'd look a bit silly without one'.


Also when they say 'You're supposed to get mad' it just emphasises their stupidity, it's pathetic. At least save face a little for themselves and leave!

TaTasha
05-30-2013, 03:49 AM
Tonight some guy wrote me on my free chat that I had a cute nose and he wanted to suck my nose, then he said that he wanted to cum in my nose and suck his cum out of it.. I'm getting a little nauseous just thinking about it. But at first we weren't sure if he was just into something kinky and (to us) disgusting so we(My moderators and I) didn't block him til comment number three which was something similar^^ The most annoying thing to me though is when people are begging you to watch their cam REPEATEDLY even after you have nicely but assertively informed them that you charge a tip for watching their cam.

ALso, sooooo annoying when men say they will tip you later or tomorrow if you do something for them "hey baby, plz remove your top and come close to the screen and after that I will tip you all the 437 tokens I have left", "Hey baby, watch me get off on my cam and I promise I will pay you DOUBLE what you usually charge tokens tomorrow cuz I don't get paid til tomorrow baby and I'm sooo horny" ~I charge 200 tokens for ten minutes cuz I really hate watching guys cams unless they are super hot which usually they are NOT. When that doesn't work "baby come on, if you do this I will tip you your amt of 200 tokens and you only have to watch for five minutes".
And then I think he tried one more time, he said "If you watch me for one minute right now, tomorrow I will tip you 200 tokens". WHAT IS WITH THESE GUYS! I finally blocked him. I hate banning but tonight I probably blocked at least 6 guys. Ughhhh :biting:

justanothercamgirl
05-30-2013, 06:25 AM
T The most annoying thing to me though is when people are begging you to watch their cam REPEATEDLY even after you have nicely but assertively informed them that you charge a tip for watching their cam.

This is why I decided to make a new rule in my room that if you turn on your cam without tipping me, I ban you for 6 hours.

Just can't tell with their bullshit anymore.

justanothercamgirl
05-30-2013, 06:32 AM
On MFC:

custie: Your music is shit
JAC: *ban*

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If you think my music is shit, tell you what. Why don't you go work your fucking ass on cam in your own room full of unappreciative jerks and play whatever your heart's desire.

TaTasha
05-30-2013, 09:16 AM
On MFC:

custie: Your music is shit
JAC: *ban*

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If you think my music is shit, tell you what. Why don't you go work your fucking ass on cam in your own room full of unappreciative jerks and play whatever your heart's desire.

I wish I could be like that and just ban hammer the shit out of the assholes LOL:) But I'm so new that I barely get anyone in my room so a lot of times I hesitate to ban cuz I don't wanna piss potential custies off. I'm desperate for moneys tho so I probably just shouldn't be doing camming right now in the first place..

Snowy0Star
05-30-2013, 09:25 AM
I wish I could be like that and just ban hammer the shit out of the assholes LOL:) But I'm so new that I barely get anyone in my room so a lot of times I hesitate to ban cuz I don't wanna piss potential custies off. I'm desperate for moneys tho so I probably just shouldn't be doing camming right now in the first place..

i kinda am too but just pretend and act like you dont need it and the ones that are worth keeping around will respect you or wont get turned off when u stand up for urself i know that if u say no tip no request done or something along those lines it clears ur room but thats just clearing out the riff raff to me it shows u why they were there. Fake it till u make it its the law of attraction in a nutshell.

justanothercamgirl
05-30-2013, 11:50 AM
I wish I could be like that and just ban hammer the shit out of the assholes LOL:) But I'm so new that I barely get anyone in my room so a lot of times I hesitate to ban cuz I don't wanna piss potential custies off. I'm desperate for moneys tho so I probably just shouldn't be doing camming right now in the first place..

In my experience, guys that are going to give you money generally aren't rude and abusive to you.

Plus on MFC a normal ban is just 6 hours. Most guys know that it is just the equivent of making them sit in the corner for a while. ;)

Jaana
05-30-2013, 01:32 PM
[11:17:49 PM] MoUNiR: hi
[11:18:00 PM] MoUNiR: Hello! Please add me to your Contact list.
[11:21:33 PM] Jaana Ruutu: Hi. What can i do fo you?
[11:22:02 PM] Jaana Ruutu: Jaana Ruutu has shared contact details with MoUNiR.
[11:23:46 PM] MoUNiR: Anything
[11:24:00 PM] Jaana Ruutu: What kind of show do you want?
[11:24:56 PM] MoUNiR: sex
[11:25:17 PM] Jaana Ruutu: like, masturbation or boy-girl sex?
[11:25:53 PM] MoUNiR: yes
[11:26:00 PM] Jaana Ruutu: ...
[11:26:03 PM] Jaana Ruutu: yes to which one?
[11:26:08 PM] MoUNiR: doy girl
[11:27:01 PM] Jaana Ruutu: well, i can't do either right now. i've got my period. I can do topless shows, toy sucking, cock sucking, etc
[11:27:37 PM] MoUNiR: yes
[11:28:20 PM] Jaana Ruutu: ..

justanothercamgirl
05-30-2013, 02:26 PM
cutie: Oooh, your nipples are getting hard
custie: I can tell that I am turning you on.
custie: Tell me how horny you are for me.

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Oh yes, the fact that my nipples are getting hard has nothing to do with the fact that I am PLAYING with them and is only about how much you turn me on.

Freaking asshat.

IsobelWren
05-30-2013, 05:59 PM
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Oh yes, the fact that my nipples are getting hard has nothing to do with the fact that I am PLAYING with them and is only about how much you turn me on.

Freaking asshat.

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