View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
IsobelWren
05-30-2013, 06:07 PM
[8:36:23 AM] Jaana Ruutu: Would you like your money back in the form of fairy dust or unicorn horns?
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/lol.gif
[8:38:22 AM] Adam Garswood: I have sent some money I swear on my mums life I have sent some money
[8:38:25 AM] Jaana Ruutu: I have complete and total access to my payments. I know I didn't get one from you. So, apologize for lying, or your ass is getting blocked.
[8:38:50 AM] Adam Garswood: My ass is getting blocked
[8:38:55 AM] Jaana Ruutu: Weko, guess your mum's not very important to you
http://www.reactiongifs.com/lol/VHFVT.gif
At first, I was laughing all manly-cute, then I just totally fell apart.
CourtneyRaine
05-30-2013, 08:20 PM
random: I want to dress up like a crossdressing Obama and throw cottage cheese at your ass hole.
me: You're gonna have to pay a lot for that request.
random: lol
[random man leaves]
Jaana
05-31-2013, 07:02 AM
[4:21:57 PM] Willy Müller: hi wanna look to my cam? wanna cum and show!
[4:22:03 PM] Willy Müller: for free :) if u want
WOW!! GUYS, I CAN WATCH HIS CAM..FOR FREE!! HOLY SHIT!
Sunnylexie
05-31-2013, 10:14 AM
I sing for tips in freechat sometimes.
Troll: lady you cant sing
Me: Never said I was a good singer))
Troll: y do it then?
Me: To annoy the hell outta you, obviously!
Troll has logged off
Another troll: Your profile says "I'm proud of giving 100% real shows..."
Another troll: You are really proud of what you are doing lol?
Me: Yes!
Another troll: bye *stays for like 3 more minutes, then leaves*
WTF? I mean, what reaction did he expect? I'm really clueless.
MommieLongLegs
05-31-2013, 04:33 PM
idiot 1: hi
me: hi idiot 1 hru
idiot 1: ggoodnd u.. u seem bored (cue rolling eyes)
me: im good. no one was really talking.
idiot 2: hey beautiful
me: hi idiot 2
hru today
idiot 1: u right i understand that completely...
idiot 2: hw r u bby
idiot 1: lemme see you without that shirt
me: im good thx for asking idiot 2
sure idiot 1 *does nothing
idiot 2: im horny can u stand plz i wanna c that sexy body
me: sure idiot 2 *does nothing
idiot 2: lets c bby
idiot 3: Wanna see dat body
me: please see room topic
u help me i help u *smile
*idiot 3 leaves
idiot 1: play with that pussy for me
*idiot 2 has successfully sent you $1.00 of GOLD.*
idiot 2: stand
me: thx idiot 2
thats not what i asked for
idiot 2: plzzzzzz
me: idiot 1 u must go private
idiot 2 send the rest or your $1 is a gift
*idiot 1 leaves
idiot 2: i wanna c what ill take to pvt
me: this isnt a car dealership
do what i asked or thx for the 1 gold
idiot 2: brb
idiot 2 has been blocked
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OMG if I could reach through my computer screen and strangle them like Homer did Bart on The Simpsons...
Sunnylexie
05-31-2013, 08:12 PM
^^ Freeloaders love the "car test drive" metaphor. Here's a good answer for those who want a "test drive" aka free preview: "When buying a car, you get a test drive, not a free ride; my pictures are enough."
MommieLongLegs
05-31-2013, 10:05 PM
^^ Freeloaders love the "car test drive" metaphor. Here's a good answer for those who want a "test drive" aka free preview: "When buying a car, you get a test drive, not a free ride; my pictures are enough."
The thing is, if they're asking to see anything at all, they've already decided they'll like my naked body, and are probably naked themselves. They're just idiots hoping to peek n dash lol. What man has said "She's hot, but I need to see her naked/standing/whatever first before I know I wanna fuck her" lol.
justanothercamgirl
06-01-2013, 05:48 AM
custie wanders in to my gold show countdown
custie: I don't like gold shows
JAC: O.O
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I don't know how to let you know this, but I don't exist to fullfill your every want. That is why there are a bunch of girls NOT running gold shows right now that would be very happy to take your money.
justanothercamgirl
06-01-2013, 07:03 AM
custie: I want you to financially ruin me
*custie has tipped you 3 GOLD*
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Your idea of financial ruin is a 3 GOLD tip? Um, I don't think you need my help to financially ruin you. Looks like you got it handled on your own.
Rose_Who
06-01-2013, 11:48 AM
Idiot: what i steped away for a sec and ur done with the show
Me: I am not your freaking DVR. You can't push pause and come back and expect me to continue just because you couldn't wait two minutes to take a shit.
MommieLongLegs
06-01-2013, 12:56 PM
me: hi hun
pendejo: hello
you pretty
me: thx
pendejo: you like white guys
can i see your beautiful body
plz
me: perhaps you should check out that yellow box
pendejo: would love to check out the yellow box but like to see your ass and alll before i pay so i no what iam getting for my money
me: Learn proper grammar. It's "know", not "no".
*pendejo leaves
*pendejo comes back
*pendejo gets blocked
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p.s. Pendejo isn't his real screen name, but it should be.
MissAdriana
06-01-2013, 02:03 PM
"Have you heard of crush fetish?"
"I wouldn't complain if I was in you"
"Have you ever fucked someone in person for $$$? Would you ever for the right amount?"
OMG I do not have the patience today
chloemay
06-01-2013, 02:44 PM
[6/1/13 1:45:53 PM] me: Hi Jake how are you?
[6/1/13 1:46:11 PM] jake.porter56: good thank you, yourself?
[6/1/13 1:46:34 PM] me: I'm having a great day. Where did you get my ID?
[6/1/13 1:46:48 PM] jake.porter56: good, cam model directory
[6/1/13 1:47:07 PM] me: Cool, what kind of shows do you like?
[6/1/13 1:47:35 PM] jake.porter56: sort of tease and denial joi
[6/1/13 1:47:59 PM] me: I love those :-)
[6/1/13 1:48:13 PM] me: Would you like to start now?
[6/1/13 1:48:24 PM] jake.porter56: yes
[6/1/13 1:48:28 PM] jake.porter56: please
[6/1/13 1:48:53 PM] me: Great, go ahead and pay and as soon as I get the approval we can get started
[6/1/13 1:49:06 PM] jake.porter56: do you accept amazon gift cards?
[6/1/13 1:49:18 PM] me: http://www.cammodeldirectory.com/ads/etc/
[6/1/13 1:49:52 PM] me: Only the 'secure credit card payment' on CMD. You can use the same credit card you use on Amazon.
[6/1/13 1:50:05 PM] jake.porter56: aww oh no
[6/1/13 1:50:16 PM] jake.porter56: i only pay through amazon :(
[6/1/13 1:50:24 PM] jake.porter56: what are your prices normally?
[6/1/13 1:50:45 PM] me: They are in the big yellow box across the top of my ad that you saw
[6/1/13 1:51:07 PM] jake.porter56: oh yeah, missed that sorry
[6/1/13 1:51:27 PM] jake.porter56: what if i paid $3 per minute with an amazon gift card?
[6/1/13 1:55:16 PM] jake.porter56: hello?
MommieLongLegs
06-01-2013, 03:09 PM
@chloemay-I busted out laughing at "hello?" at the end. I could almost hear the dial tone lmao.
sophiesecrets
06-01-2013, 03:33 PM
Perfect example of an Insta-Ban Situation
Broke Asshole: PayPal?
Broke Asshole:10$for 10 min, it's ok?
Broke Asshole: For horny student?
Broke Asshole:Y/n
Broke Asshole: ?
Broke Asshole: Pls answer
Sophie Smith: No to Paypal, and no to 10/10... are u kidding me... why dont u go rent a chicken for 10 mins... seems more in your price-range. CEEYA
Jaana
06-01-2013, 03:34 PM
Had a guy on SM talking in my chat about how big my boobs were. i was ignoring him until he came out with this poetic umber:
"I bet them fuckers reach your belly".
Let me tell you..nothing dries up a vagina quite like having your beautiful, glorious breasts referred to as "them fuckers".
Rose_Who
06-01-2013, 05:28 PM
omg... GOLD shows have brought out a whole new breed of stupid.
GOLD show desc: ALL ABOUT TITS!!! I will play with them, lick them, rub lotion on them, use clamps and flog them, or tittyfuck a dildo! HIGHEST BIDDER IS THE MASTER!
Guy tips 25GOLD, becomes "master"
ME: SO, Master, what shall I do?
MasterStupid: I want you to ride a toy.
ME: Um... this is a tits-only show... read the description.
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GOLD show desc: Going to take a shower! feel free to watch! I will wash my body, wash and condition my hair, shave my legs and armpits!
Idiot: Shave your pussy bb!
ME: I can't, I get gross ingrown hairs.
Idiot: Ok bb, got something to put in that pussy?
ME: This is not that kind of show... Read the description!
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GOLD show desc: I will show you my toys and explain how I use them!
Idiot: How about a demonstration?
Me: No. I'm just showing and talking, for people who always ask to see my toys.
CourtneyRaine
06-01-2013, 08:37 PM
im on worldstar: u look like a gargoyle
me: i'm sorry you feel that way. there are a lot of beautiful models on here, i'm sure you can find one who is more to your liking to spend your money on.
im on worldstar: i dont spend my money on here
im on worldstar: i spend it on prostitutes and real love
im on worldstar yayuhh
im on worldstar: 200 dollers = love babeh
I... Lol. I don't even know what to say.
Special_K
06-02-2013, 06:00 AM
Douche: Hi, it's so early here
Me: oh really?
Douche: you should do something to wake me up
Me: like what?
Douche: perhaps you can masturbate or something
Me: *rolls eyes* yes in pvt of course
Douche: do you like playing with your self?
Me: who doesn't?
Douche: yes you are right. Let me go get some tokens
Me: sure I'll be here (thinking to my self, the usual token excuse)
Douche: I'm very hard right now, you are so sexy and you will love my cock when we are in pvt
Me: Sure can't hardly wait
... never comes back of course lol, yeah sure let me masturbate for you for free... and oh darn 2 hrs later I'm still waiting on MFC for him to come back...
justanothercamgirl
06-02-2013, 08:41 AM
custie: oh - does the preview not include your face?
how do i know youre not a pirate
JAC: O.O
JAC: If I am a pirate then I am one with boobs.
JAC: And how do I not know you are the pirate who wants to record my face. :p
custie: Record it for what?
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WTF? Seriously! The stupid! It fucking burns!
Special_K
06-02-2013, 12:06 PM
custie: oh - does the preview not include your face?
how do i know youre not a pirate
JAC: O.O
JAC: If I am a pirate then I am one with boobs.
JAC: And how do I not know you are the pirate who wants to record my face. :p
custie: Record it for what?
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WTF? Seriously! The stupid! It fucking burns!
a pirate? buahahahahahahahahaha I can't stop laughing about it. That's the most random thing he could have said!
Classy_Katy
06-03-2013, 12:01 PM
I felt this belonged here:
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random fucktard: where are you from?
me: USA
Random fucktard: which state?
me: pick one
Random fucktard #2: where are you from
me: USA
Random fucktard#2: which state
me: pick one
over and over and over again Really? I should just start telling them down to the last detail and give them the addy for the police station or insane asylum in some state far, far, away from them. Oh and then there are the emails from guys who think they're so special and I'm so nice we can just be friends. I should skype them for free and all.
~Carmen~
06-03-2013, 02:32 PM
Yes, I have had it happen a few times where I told a guy I don't say my city for privacy reasons. His answer? "Just private message it to me so nobody else can see". Sure...
CanadianRuby
06-03-2013, 02:49 PM
Its hilarious how naive they are...can they not comprehend WHY we dont want them knowing where about we live?
WHY is this information SO vital for them to NEED to know?
Uhg.
Nina_Den
06-03-2013, 02:54 PM
^ Because the majority of them ACTUALLY believes we'll meet them IRL. Many, many guys have this notion that a camgirl = escort girl.
I don't even live anywhere near the US and I had guys on MFC asking me countless of times where exactly I live in Israel (saying they are here on business trips, etc. etc.).
Sunnylexie
06-03-2013, 07:30 PM
SexyRichGirl: HI :-) my name is Jessica 28 from Hollywood !!!! let me see your cute booty … then I will give you 40 min pvt, MUAH !!!!
Wow "she"'s back again, with a slightly different copypaste lol
3rd dude in a row: Where are you from?
Me: Russia. Yes, I live in Russia. No, I don't travel.
3rd dude in a row: russia?
cum to usa
Ahh thank you so much for paying attention *facepalm*
I'm having a sort of mild BDSM block pvt with my regular (nothing special but a ballgag), when this bossy idiot shows up.
LoveAnH: lift your legs
LoveAnH: show your pussy
LoveAnH: slave
LoveAnH: lets gape your ass
Me: let's read my profile first, um?
LoveAnH: didnt read
LoveAnH: not interested
continue slave
*LoveAnH has been blocked*
The never-dying classic wannabe-Master bullshit...
Upd: his buthurt ass gave me 1*s and 2*s for all the sneak peeks he had this week and left me the following tags: "douchebag", "bitchy attitude", "not worth it" and "quick to ban")))))
sexyred
06-04-2013, 01:51 AM
"Hi bb. Can you start your period for me in private?"
Ummm.... Sure, let me get right on that for you.
Seductive
06-04-2013, 05:25 AM
Upd: his buthurt ass gave me 1*s and 2*s for all the sneak peeks he had this week and left me the following tags: "douchebag", "bitchy attitude", "not worth it" and "quick to (be) ban")))))
I think he got confused and was trying to tag himself. Lol.
I have a whale who I hate. Honestly, I hate this guy and this last private has made me drop him. I tell everyone I live in Ohio. Well, he lives and in Ohio and he just spent the last forty minutes trying to convince me that I needed to drive to Cleveland to suck his dick for $500 because "You wouldn't be whoring yourself out like this unless you were really hard up for money." All the while he continues to masturbate on cam while giving me a close up of his dick and ENORMOUS stomach.
Edit: Curse you quote button! This is the last time you've made a fool out of me!
Rose_Who
06-04-2013, 12:54 PM
nabil84: can i show ur ass bb
My response: IF you could, that would be a really neat trick!!!
Stil ROFLing.
Snowy0Star
06-04-2013, 06:41 PM
Match.com Reject - you have big toys do anal anything special bb tell me about yourself
Me - yes i have toys yes i do anal im here to make money not make friends
Match.com Reject lingers a minute leaves
Billabong
06-05-2013, 06:03 AM
Beggar:"Turn around and spread your ass for me bb"
*ignores him and continues talking to the rest of theroom*
Beggar: "I'm white"
Oh well in that case ... lemme drop everything, turn around and wink my asshole at you. Anything for that pink dick!
Sunnylexie
06-05-2013, 08:55 PM
Dude has logged on
Me: hello!
How is your night going?;)
Dude:*doesn't answer*
Me: So, what are you u up to?)
******
Me: What brought you here tonight?}:D
******
Me: What kind of fun are you into?;)
Dude: you are boring *leaves*
JoJoX
06-06-2013, 01:46 AM
Told my room today I am getting boobs..here is what one of my needy good paying regulars said to me in PM:
Reg: Hey, you should fly me out to you so I can take care of you while you recover from surgery.
Me: Haha yeah right....
Reg: No seriously, it is about time you spoil me a little since I spoil you.
("fly me out as in", buy him a place ticket)
Joe: can i see the color of your nipples?
Me: Sure! ;) Take me private or 5 gold. You'll love them!
*5 minutes later*
Joe: dont have time but really want to see nipples so i can thank about u all day.
He doesn't have time to take me private or send me gold, but he has enough time to pester me in free chat...
Oh yeah, him thinking about me is as good as gold, I forgot!
cosmic_vulture
06-06-2013, 06:47 AM
I just received this on AW...pretty sure everyone would have gotten one...lol
Hi Sweety,
I am 32 & a businessman. I have my own house. I live in London. You look beautiful. Well I dont have any Girlfriend. If you can become my GF & sex partner then I can give you a room to live in my house FREE ! I will give you a very pleasant bedroom with a nice view, very cosy for both of us to have fun & my house has all facilities including wifi, free phone calls, etc for you. Moreover you can have work outside during day & I have no problems for that. I save your money so you can think patiently before saying '' NO '' in a haste ! This is a serious offer from me & I am a genuine person. We can chat online & plan something seriously if you co-operate. You make my life easy & in return I make yours ! I have a very high sex drive for which I cannot pay cash everyday so I want some permanent FREE arrangement. Please dont ask me for coming in private - i dont wish to spend money. As I said above I give u everything FREE & in return u give me FREE. So you send me your Hotmail, Yahoo or Skype ID so we can chat & plan seriously. My Yahoo ID is:
Haha, this sadly made me think of a phone call I got from a guy I dated in RL telling me I can move in with him even though I hadn't spoken to him in years. Seriously even said he'd make me a bath with rose petals in it haha. Damn though London that is tempting! Joke :]
cosmic_vulture
06-06-2013, 12:16 PM
I've been reading these since yesterday. I feel so less alone! Here's some of my winners.
Premiumass: Stick the tip of that glass dildo in your ass then we can go private.
Premiumass2: Is my webcam on? (Same guy every time. Finally I just started opening his cam, seeing if it was him then banning instead of telling him the price I charge to watch cams in free chat.)
PastVideoBuyer: You have any new videos? (Cause he saw that I just posted some)
Me: Yes. *gives price info, etc*
PastVideoBuyer: I might buy them :-P *doesn't buy them*
I have color treated hair. I change colors all the time and have to bleach it too because it's naturally darker.
So another thing that annoys me is customers coming in my room one after the other letting me know that it's fading and time to redye or touch up my roots. Mood kill. Tips = me keeping up with my hair.
Somepremium: *tips 30 tokens, small talk begins*
Later on...
Somepremium: Oh next time you dye your hair you should dye it [insert a color he likes here]
Me: *laughs and smiles* If you send me enough money for about 4 bottles of dye I will. (I would have too.)
In public chat...
GentleManOnHighHorse: [I]Oh I'm not looking when you flash. I am a gentleman.
GentleManOnHighHorse: You flashed really fast that time. I almost saw.
Another time with the true gent.
GentleManOnHighHorse: I haven't been in your room much. I'm proud I haven't seen one of your shows.
Me:*pissed inside but he gave me money*
GentleManOnHighHorse: Do I get special points for not being in your room much?
Me: *cannot believe what I am reading*
GentleManOnHighHorse: I don't see you as a camgirl. (So this is a compliment how?)
Me: I am a cam girl.
GentleManOnHighHorse: If something happens between us I want it to be special. I don't want you thinking of it as just another good show.
GentleManOnHighHorse: Did I offend you?
Me: No. (Yeah really he didn't, but he just pushed himself further into the treat me special for nothing zombie customer category.)
Basic: She is too beautiful to tip.
Same basic later...
Basic *can you email me a picture?*
Me: I'm about to post a picture on twitter anyway so check there.
Basic: No I want the picture sent to my email.
Had this other guy that was my highest tipper at some point. He'd see I was on MFC and start messaging me on Skype instead of coming into my chat room. I texted him back on Skype that I was on cam, but he said he can't go in my chat room cause he will get jealous of the others. He used to go in my room! He starts MFC mailing me while I'm on MFC "Hey how are?" I'm thinking Dude I'm on now get in the room. My laptop takes forever to look at my MFC mail which made it even more annoying. Same person now says he really feels we have a "connection". Must be why he hasn't tipped me in ages, you know with our special connection and everything Lol. I hardly talked to him cause I saw where this was going and he called me a "tease". Sorry this isn't a sexy tease this is me hardly noticing you because you don't tip anymore. I see these types as the usual now, but they're just so annoying.
I'm on a break from getting on cam right now, but I had this regular sending tips for emails from me. This was going really well until he turned on me too with the whole "connection" thing. Once again this gets even better. He knows my city cause I used to blurt it out carelessly UGH.. so he kept hinting to meeting me and I kept giving the not interested, but we can chat online. I even added that I'm not making friends right now period because I need to get my mental illness(depression/something else) sorted. This was my nice way of saying hellz no but it wasn't a lie.
He emailed me this recently...
One day i wish i could meet you in person...maybe take you out for a bike ride or walk in park...but thats not looking like a reality. So sad, cuz i think i could help you have some fun, but the last thing i want to do is to make you uncomfortable or add to your stresses.
Yeah man if I didn't have an illness I'd be calling you up now *sarcasm*. He switches back and forth to being cool with online only to what you see there. We live in the same location, if I was into meeting him doesn't he think I'd say so by now?
He got creepy recently sending things to do in our area. Me: No I'm not doing that. No I'm not going there. No I don't go outside. No I was going to that gig with my uncle but I changed my mind. No I've never been to that place. No not my thing. No I don't want friends right now in person.
I can't wait to be in public chat again and causally tell people that giving out my location has become a problem while he's there in my chat room hehe. Which might lead to him asking if he's made me uncomfortable and he will finally get a YES.
TaTasha
06-06-2013, 12:38 PM
Somepremium: *tips 30 tokens, small talk begins*
Later on...
Somepremium: Oh next time you dye your hair you should dye it [insert a color he likes here]
Me: *laughs and smiles* If you send me enough money for about 4 bottles of [insert his beloved color here again] dye I will. (I would have too.)
Oh I would totally dye mine for someone too. But I would tell him to tip me enough to go get it done professionally. Then if you want to dye it yourself you could make more money off of it=) Or you could go spoil yourself at the salon!
blondhottie
06-06-2013, 02:54 PM
"If you were naked, you'd make more money" "If you did your show like so-and-so, you'd make more money", basically anyone trying to tell us how to do our job when they're not even tipping
~Carmen~
06-06-2013, 04:54 PM
"If you were naked, you'd make more money" "If you did your show like so-and-so, you'd make more money", basically anyone trying to tell us how to do our job when they're not even tipping
Yes, and what really gets me is being compared to a car purchase. A $2.00 show but they need a "test drive" first. Try going to Starbucks and saying "I wouldn't buy a car without trying it first so let me drink half a cup, then I'll decide." LMAO
Rose_Who
06-06-2013, 05:18 PM
There's a part of me that imagines that these guys would be exactly the same in real life... Like, they meet a woman at a coffee shop or the grocery store or something, and she says, "Maybe we should go to dinner some time" and he replies "OH, well, we have to have sex first. I need to know if I like fucking you before I spend any money on you. Think of it like a test drive!!!"
We're human beings, not cars.
sexyred
06-06-2013, 07:54 PM
*After banning a douche for calling me fat in free chat, he sends me this message...
"Hey idiot. I was calling you fat as a compliment, you fucking retard. I like fat chicks."
Thanks, I guess :(
RockabillySwag
06-06-2013, 10:07 PM
Guy: Hey bb I wanna make that tootsie monkey!!!
Me: ummmm....WHAT?
Guy: let me make it tootsie monkey
Me: ::blocks::
lolol I still laugh at that
VoluptiousBriadda
06-06-2013, 10:43 PM
Guy: Hey bb I wanna make that tootsie monkey!!!
Me: ummmm....WHAT?
Guy: let me make it tootsie monkey
Me: ::blocks::
lolol I still laugh at that
I am sooooo saying this to my husband tonight :D
And holy shit,she's alive! I haven't talked to you in purrevers bb, PM tiiiiime!
RockabillySwag
06-06-2013, 10:49 PM
I am sooooo saying this to my husband tonight :D
And holy shit,she's alive! I haven't talked to you in purrevers bb, PM tiiiiime!
YES I AM BACK! lol i took a long ass break off camming and sadly stripperweb =( but i am back! 2 days back already and my vagina feels like a fucking hallowed out jack-o-lantern =/
VoluptiousBriadda
06-06-2013, 10:56 PM
*After banning a douche for calling me fat in free chat, he sends me this message...
"Hey idiot. I was calling you fat as a compliment, you fucking retard. I like fat chicks."
Thanks, I guess :(
SON...
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Did you HONESTLY think she would unblock you after this email? You have just successfully proven for the 2nd time why you should be banned from all cam-rooms,no wait make that ALL camsites,hell, just....from all WOMEN,period. *shudder*
sexyred
06-06-2013, 11:35 PM
^^^ That pic made me literally LOL in free chat. The bbs were so curious what was so funny.
CourtneyRaine
06-07-2013, 12:15 AM
"Hey idiot. I was calling you fat as a compliment, you fucking retard. I like fat chicks."
I guess "idiot" and "fucking retard" are also terms of endearment?
sexyred
06-07-2013, 12:25 AM
I guess "idiot" and "fucking retard" are also terms of endearment?
I'm sure he gets all the FAT ladies with those lines... Geez!
Rose_Who
06-07-2013, 01:47 PM
CheapMotherFucker: If you start out with your private/exclusive low in price, as well as your Gold Show, and give YOURSELF a raise, when deserved due to income, it tends to work bettter.
Think Wal-Mart.
Low price, high volume.
ME: Well, I actually only just raised my rates by 50 cents each, BECAUSE I was doing so well at the rates I had.
(So go fuck yourself, jackass. I'm not fucking walmart, I a goddamned boutique.)