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justanothercamgirl
06-07-2013, 03:29 PM
Meanwhile in the $1 GS

*JAC takes off her shirt*
*JAC takes off her bra*
custie: ur not topless!
JAC: o.O

Billabong
06-07-2013, 03:54 PM
Cheapass: Baby you're so beautiful and charming. I was just about to take you private ...
Cheapass: But you're expensive, no offense
Me: Well, good aint cheap and cheap aint good. I charge what I'm worth
Cheapass: Ha there are pornstars up in here cheaper ...
Me: And? Go clog up their room then. Go with what you can afford. Bye bye!
*Cheapass leaves*

Like seriously? This aint the got damn dollar bin. What are you expecting me to do? Lower my prices to .99 cents just to jerk off your cheap wanker ass? Kiss my ass. I hate these jerk offs.

ETA: Ok one more lol

Loser: Show me your pussy baby and we go pvt.
Me: No
Loser: I just wanna see if I like your pussy and we go on a nice long pvt, I have money baby.
Loser: I'll fuck you with my long, oily black dick.
Me: Drink bleach. (thanks maryjaynexo! lol)
Him: You ugly anyway.

Bwahahaha

justanothercamgirl
06-08-2013, 09:53 AM
crybaby: No face, no sound, no requests, no interaction. You have to be the biggest WOT on the system.

---

I was unable to respond to him as I was in a gold show at the time.

Poetic, non?

Snowy0Star
06-08-2013, 01:51 PM
Cheapass - that looks like a nice big belly you have my love
Me - thax i can show u more in pvt
Cheapass - how bout a 199 prv where you just shake belly for my cum thats all you have to do
me - kick him out
Cheapass - Comes back
Me- put pillow over my tummy so he cant see anything
Cheapass - may i see belly pls bb
Me - in pvt
Cheapass - i cant gamble that much money without seeing what im buying bb
Banned
Hey at least i tired to give him a chance i wanted to ban him when he asked me to lower my rates

Snowy0Star
06-08-2013, 09:28 PM
today is NOT my day

fucktard 1 : like i pee
me i like my job u can be banned if ur cauoght
1 - girls dont give a damn
ur a rule breaker
me - no im not -not when it comes to keeping a roof over my head
1 -damn and i wanted u too
leaves

2- pee or shit in pvt bb
i say to myself wtf and i guess he heard because he left

so fucktard 1 comes back - this dumb geirl named bbwcumalots show said sh

she pees ... u should go look she has it broadcasted!

i ignore him and leaves and just for shits and giggles i checked there is no model named bbwcumalot (BIG surprise yeah)

Prussia
06-08-2013, 10:53 PM
......


ETA: Ok one more
Loser: Show me your pussy baby and we go pvt.
Me: No
Loser: I just wanna see if I like your pussy and we go on a nice long pvt, I have money baby.
Loser: I'll fuck you with my long, oily black dick.
Me: Drink bleach. (thanks maryjaynexo! lol)
Him: You ugly anyway.

Bwahahaha

Omg this guy is smooth... I mean what girl doesn't dream about getting a serious case of the yeasty beasties after having an oily dick in their who-ha?

Drink bleach? Love it!! ;)

loveshooks
06-09-2013, 11:13 AM
this guy, oh my god...


1:24:11 PM
guy: lets chat your webshows on skype u wanna

1:24:50 PM
guy: we you show how strange a women can get

1:24:53 PM
guy: <ding>

1:26:23 PM
guy: <ding>

1:27:46 PM
moi: hi hun, btw the buzzer is disabled :)

1:30:28 PM
guy: but u now how to be a buzz kill

1:30:32 PM
guy: <ding>

1:30:56 PM
guy: no its not just did it to piss u off


IM Jun 5, 2013 1:27:14 AM


1:06:41 AM
guy: hello think we got off on the wrong foot it was me buzzing getting last nerve totally my fault hello Im bruce nice to maybe chat some ok (I was in a show otherwise I would have messaged him back at this point but then...)

1:27:14 AM
guy: guess crack got your tongue


IM Jun 5, 2013 2:14:16 AM


2:12:01 AM
guy: r u just stuck up or shy an your not shy

2:12:46 AM
guy: yeah stuck up

2:14:16 AM
guy: you r all talk talk a more tak


IM Jun 5, 2013 4:04:49 AM


4:04:49 AM
guy: shit shes not worth the hassle i was told by her actions think everything i was told i believe it


IM Jun 5, 2013 4:38:53 AM


4:38:53 AM
guy: loser


IM Jun 5, 2013 8:46:59 AM


8:40:00 AM
guy: not on cam r u just stuck up

8:46:59 AM
guy: say loser


IM Jun 7, 2013 4:53:35 AM


4:52:41 AM
guy: hey r u online

4:53:35 AM
guy: as always you not wow its a joke i guess


IM Jun 8, 2013 7:25:52 AM


7:25:52 AM
guy: U R NEVER AVAILABLE R U KIDDING ME


IM Jun 8, 2013 7:58:37 AM


7:58:37 AM
guy: YOUR NOT THERE NOT COOL MAM


IM Jun 8, 2013 10:03:29 AM


10:03:33 AM
guy: <ding>

I'm curious to see how long this lasts. Ignoring bored losers amuses me.

MommieLongLegs
06-09-2013, 12:56 PM
dumthebum-hey u can bend over one more time (I had actually leaned over to grab something, but I guess bend and lean are the same thing lol)
me: o I can? (it's nice to have permission :D lol)
dumthebum: hell yeah
me: well u know what u have to do (*room topic)
dumthebum: what I cant get a sneak peek? (right because why pay 5 gold for a sample when it could be free lol)
me: what do u do for a living
dumthebum: electrical tech
me: so...you give free service?
dumthebum: I don't get it. why would u want that
me: exactamente ;)
dumthebum: what a bum ass bitch. get a real job.
*dumthebum leaves
---------------
So...because you don't count my job as a "real job", my room should be a free-for-all? That's kind of like expecting to get your weed stash for free because you don't respect/condone selling weed, and it's illegal (not to compare us to illegalities).

It's also interesting he calls me a bum when he's the one actually begging. Whatevs, no one's getting to me today :meditate:

Sunnylexie
06-09-2013, 09:30 PM
hardbody94: can u stand baby
i wanna see ur body

Me: yes, i can!
and i want to get a tip))))

hardbody94: show a lil booty and i will

Me: awww

hardbody94: thanks

Me: too bad you aren't gonna see it)

hardbody94: ur cute btw
stand up

Me: you are cool
tip

hardbody94: u wasting my fuckin time

Snowy0Star
06-09-2013, 09:52 PM
^ o wow hes wasting UR time when hes the one trying to get u to work for free thats rich

Billabong
06-09-2013, 10:42 PM
I had a fun weekend ...

------

When I get bored I talk and different voices and act like an idiot to entertain myself and partially to entertain the room and/or discourage squatters from just sitting there and masturbating to me looking and being sexy.

Squatter had been sitting in my room in silence for several minutes.

Me: *starts rapping Nicki Minaj and imitating her crazy voices*
Him: Why do you talk like that?
Me: *in a high nasal voice* Because this is how I talk duuuh.
Him: It really isn't.
Me: *continues rapping and switching voices, then goes back to the nasal voice to annoy him*
Him: Ugh, since you keep going back to that damn stupid annoying ass voice I'M LEAVING!!!!
*leaves*

I wanted to tell him "Oh no! Don't do that! What ever will I do without you sitting here not paying me?" but he was too quick to exit. Next time.

----

Adult Baby: Do you have any diapers, ma'am?
Me: Yeah, once sec.
*goes to get one of my toddler's diapers*
*holds diaper up infront of cam* Is baby ready to be changed?
AB: OMG! THAT's HUGE!!!!

Lmao. What?

----

This guy had been sitting in my room for hours conversing. He was cool, nice and didn't ask for anything sexual, so I talked back when things were slow.

Him: You are like they female version of me. You seem amazing and so much fun.
Me: Thanks!
Him: *spells out phone number* Hopefully we can get to know each other sometime.
Him: *posts link to youtube vid which I later saw was him rapping and playing instruments. He's cute but regardless*
Me: That's sweet of you and you're cool too ... but honey I'm just here to to be paid to diddle myself and make men cum all over the image of me. I'm a hardworking whore, no different than any of these other bitches
Him: It doesn't matter to me. I'll support you no matter what you decide to do.
Him: I'll clean, cook and I work so I can help financially support you too.
Me: *ignores and talks to other men*
Him: Please, *cam name*. I don't want to let this chance pass me by. I'm really interested in knowing you. You seem like the girl I've been looking for.

Sweet, but no thanks. Maybe if we met under different circumstances I'd give him a shot. However, it made me wonder if he found me from some sort of dating ad, or if he just decided to try to date/fuck for free on a paid sex site. Either way, not gonna happen.

AliceFun
06-09-2013, 11:10 PM
It's crazy how some guys come in our rooms & type something stupid or insults then leave right away w.o giving us the chance to answer back, bloody cowards!

Him after just entering my room and i was just sending a message to my room about taking me pvt if they fancy me (the automated message on SM):
"If this is the 1st thing u are telling me after entering ur room to take u private then i'll say bye" and he left.
WTF? U think u the only guy in my room and i am there just for u? Who the heck u think u are, some customer god or what?

Sunnylexie
06-10-2013, 07:36 AM
Idiot: CAMWHORE! *flees in terror because he just called me the most insulting name the world has ever known*

~Carmen~
06-10-2013, 07:55 AM
Idiot: CAMWHORE! *flees in terror because he just called me the most insulting name the world has ever known*

You poor thing! I imagine it's going to take years of therapy to deal with that;D

Sunnylexie
06-10-2013, 08:04 AM
These days they've been so reluctant to read my profile and asking so many questions already answered in it that I'm seriously thinking of making the picture into a poster and putting it where everyone can see it.

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IsobelWren
06-10-2013, 09:36 AM
In public chat...
GentleManOnHighHorse: Oh I'm not looking when you flash. I am a gentleman.
GentleManOnHighHorse: You flashed really fast that time. I almost saw.


http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/oh-please.gif

God. These holier-than-the-rest idiots. Yeah. You're a real prince. That's why you're here on a porn site. :D My dude-profile for pervin' my bbs is "Here4TheArticles" because sometimes I feel like that's what these guys pretend to be. Dude. You're on a porn site and then acting like we or you are "above" or "better than" that.

IsobelWren
06-10-2013, 09:46 AM
There's a part of me that imagines that these guys would be exactly the same in real life... Like, they meet a woman at a coffee shop or the grocery store or something, and she says, "Maybe we should go to dinner some time" and he replies "OH, well, we have to have sex first. I need to know if I like fucking you before I spend any money on you. Think of it like a test drive!!!"

We're human beings, not cars.

Like this? :D I love the idea! Not actually, like that would totally be bullshit if it happened IRL, but it's a fucking hilarious thought!

https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?146917-STUPID-annoying-shit-I-ve-heard-on-cam/page160&p=2483296#post2483296

Rose_Who
06-10-2013, 10:02 AM
like this? :d i love the idea! Not actually, like that would totally be bullshit if it happened irl, but it's a fucking hilarious thought!

https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?146917-stupid-annoying-shit-i-ve-heard-on-cam/page160&p=2483296#post2483296

exactly like that!!!!!

Vlodina
06-10-2013, 10:17 AM
Beeker: Can I have ur knickers txt bk

Scotty_Hottie: sorry beeker but it's against the rules so can't sell knicks. wish i could

Beeker: Just send em don't sell em

Snowy0Star
06-10-2013, 01:46 PM
My dude-profile for pervin' my bbs is "Here4TheArticles"
i think u poped in for a min last week lol

IsobelWren
06-10-2013, 05:56 PM
i think u poped in for a min last week lol

If I did I would have tipped ya :)

IsobelWren
06-10-2013, 05:57 PM
First contact w/new guy on Skype:

Me: Hi! You looking for a cam show tonight? ;)
Him: Do you do puke or scat?

*block and remove from contact list*

Snowy0Star
06-10-2013, 07:37 PM
SPH Troll - Hey Baby, do you like LAUGHING at men with tiny cocks? I have a baby dick that needs to be HUMILIATED real bad  I have a cam and the smallest cock you have ever seen 

yes so ur into SPH

SPH Troll - YES
You have ANYONE there you can show my baby cock to and humiliate me in front of? ANYONE (women, men, or both) PLEASE – I LOVE small penis humiliation, especially in front of a group  especially in front of a man 
will you LAUGH and humiliate my baby cock in front of your man who is laughing off cam

i tell him how its against the sites rules to bring in anyone on cam not verified he doesn't say anything for a few min even after some hey let go play lines. its clearly a troll cutting and pasting tho those symbols in the copy/past from him showed up as bullet holes on the SM chat log

Sunnylexie
06-11-2013, 03:27 AM
Weirdo: do yu have a vibrator?
Me: Yes!
Weirdo: any anal?
Me: No
Weirdo: have a male dog?
Me: Sorry, animals are against the site rules.
Weirdo: ok sorry *leaves*

I wonder what scenario he had prepared, with all these props. Or was it more like: "You do no anal, that's ok - fucking your dog will do"?

nikki187
06-11-2013, 03:41 AM
Annoying jerk off: Wow you deepthroat
Me: Yes
Annoying jerk off: Are you any good at it.
Me: Oh yeah! I am great at it :)
Annoying jerk off: Well I wish others were
Me: What???
Annoying jerk off: Other girls on here are not good at it when it is clearly written on their profile that they do it, but they suck at it.

Lol pretty sure he wanted me to show him for free. Instant block

IsobelWren
06-11-2013, 12:04 PM
Weirdo: do yu have a vibrator?
Me: Yes!
Weirdo: any anal?
Me: No
Weirdo: have a male dog?
Me: Sorry, animals are against the site rules.
Weirdo: ok sorry *leaves*

I wonder what scenario he had prepared, with all these props. Or was it more like: "You do no anal, that's ok - fucking your dog will do"?

I HAD THAT GUY LAST NIGHT! LOL, exact same words and order. He must have been just copypasta in all the hot girls rooms. After the dog bit I rolled my eyes and said that he was deliberately being offensive, then blocked him.

RockabillySwag
06-11-2013, 01:28 PM
today....

Guy: mmmm so thick we love you! BB can you do a show for me and my friends?
Me: How many of your friends are going to watch hun?
Guy: i have 6 other guys with me, we can turn on our cam and you can watch us jack off to you
Me: Id love to play with you and your friends, but we have to do a block session.
Guy: ... thats too expensive BB
Me: the 7 of you together cant pull enough money together?

like really? ill be working to get 7 guys off and you cant scrap together the money as a group? i dont even charge that much wtf. plus i love how his motivation for me was to watch 7 guys jerk off.. no thank you. I hate cam2cam lol i wish it wasnt an option.

Nina_Den
06-11-2013, 02:20 PM
Is it sad that today's been my first day on SM (I put in a fuckload of hours, though) and I already feel like I can open a new, 175-pages thread all by myself?

33923

Don't even wanna think what will be as the days go by.

Rose_Who
06-11-2013, 02:29 PM
Is it sad that today's been my first day on SM (I put in a fuckload of hours, though) and I already feel like I can open a new, 175-pages thread all by myself?

...sounds about right.....

Nina_Den
06-11-2013, 03:22 PM
Guy: HOLLY SHIT YOU MUST BE GOOD
BIG MONEY

What he actually means by "you must be good": "Welp, for 4.99/5.99 a minute, you better fist both your asshole and vagina at the same time while singing the ABC backwards!"

So, so, so many fucktards.

EDIT: I keep getting the "EXPENSIVE" in various ways. Dude, seriously?! What do they expect?!

Snowy0Star
06-11-2013, 03:37 PM
Guy: HOLLY SHIT YOU MUST BE GOOD
BIG MONEY

What he actually means by "you must be good": "Welp, for 4.99/5.99 a minute, you better fist both your asshole and vagina at the same time while singing the ABC backwards!"

So, so, so many fucktards.

EDIT: I keep getting the "EXPENSIVE" in various ways. Dude, seriously?! What do they expect?!

.99 a minute or better yet free

Rose_Who
06-11-2013, 05:42 PM
"You better get those broke ass teeth fixed!"

"you have huge teeth! you look like a fucking donkey!"

"I want to see a hot chick, not bugs bunny. fix them teeth"

"Wtf ur teeth r fukd up"

.................
yes. I have an overbite and a tiny gap between my two fronts. I know it's not THAT bad, and even endearing to some, plus the overbite actually makes it easier not to get too toothy while giving head. However, after listening to this shit day after day....

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdgjnqT3fB1ruc899.gif http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3h8jsOXxH1r7exsgo1_400.gif

scarlettbelle
06-11-2013, 06:01 PM
Anytime I get a minute man or 30 second peeper in exclusive or private, there just HAS to be one asshole waiting for me in freechat who has to make a sarcastic comment on how short the show was.

I always tell them I'm just that good ;)

Snowy0Star
06-11-2013, 08:13 PM
"You better get those broke ass teeth fixed!"

"you have huge teeth! you look like a fucking donkey!"

"I want to see a hot chick, not bugs bunny. fix them teeth"

"Wtf ur teeth r fukd up"

.................
yes. I have an overbite and a tiny gap between my two fronts. I know it's not THAT bad, and even endearing to some, plus the overbite actually makes it easier not to get too toothy while giving head. However, after listening to this shit day after day....

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdgjnqT3fB1ruc899.gif http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3h8jsOXxH1r7exsgo1_400.gif

i just asked for the second time today if i was a man and a few weeks back i was even taged with butch female

Sunnylexie
06-11-2013, 08:30 PM
Me: hello
how is your night going?
rgreene96: I LIKE PRIVATE
Me: fine)
what are you waiting for, then?;-)
rgreene96: 4.99
rgreene96: I NO PAY
rgreene96: FOR EXCLUSIVE
Me: ok
my pvt is 2.99
rgreene96: 2.99 I PAY
Me: go for it, then;)
rgreene96: EXCLUSIVE?
Me: pvt
rgreene96: NO
Me: ok
you'd better go elsewhere, then
or wait for a gold show
rgreene96: I GO , THX *stays*
*******
Me:???
*******
*rgreene96 has been blocked*

VelvetRose
06-11-2013, 10:25 PM
Those guys are obviously idiots. Diastema (the fancy word for a space between two teeth) are sported by many supermodels. Just sayin'! ;)


"You better get those broke ass teeth fixed!"

"you have huge teeth! you look like a fucking donkey!"

"I want to see a hot chick, not bugs bunny. fix them teeth"

"Wtf ur teeth r fukd up"

.................
yes. I have an overbite and a tiny gap between my two fronts. I know it's not THAT bad, and even endearing to some, plus the overbite actually makes it easier not to get too toothy while giving head. However, after listening to this shit day after day....

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdgjnqT3fB1ruc899.gif http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3h8jsOXxH1r7exsgo1_400.gif

Billabong
06-11-2013, 10:54 PM
Guy#1: Lemme see what kinda panties you're wearing bb
Me: Tip 5 gold
Guy#2: 5 gold? You just trying to make money
Me: .... that's the point.

dorkinator
06-12-2013, 05:08 AM
Approx 30 seconds into a pvt:
"I thought you'd be a lot dirtier"

Some TWAT in freechat:
"I'm here with my 7 year old son, do you like perverts?"
Me: D:

Billabong
06-12-2013, 05:25 AM
Approx 30 seconds into a pvt:
"I thought you'd be a lot dirtier"

Some TWAT in freechat:
"I'm here with my 7 year old son, do you like perverts?"
Me: D:

I was perving girls yesterday and that pervert guy seemed to be making his rounds. I think he just gets off on the reactions he gets.

roast
06-12-2013, 05:53 AM
"Mmm i can tell that pussy is clean"
(misunderstanding) "I can zoom in so you can inspect it :)" -zooms-
"I mean I can tell you have no VD"

---internal battle over whether to make this an educational moment-----

".....ah"
"mmm clean pussy
It is real small tho. probably means you cant have a baby"

http://i.imgur.com/JoAB26t.gif





"My dick is so big it pop ur bladder.
'u ever have a guy do that?"
Me: "Has a guy ever broken my bladder?'
"Yea."
Me: "Ummm, no. Cant say anyone has."
"Id love to do that to u"

http://i.imgur.com/L9hwc1T.jpg

ShyStripper
06-12-2013, 06:10 AM
Why are males so obsessed with their dicks? They are so unimportant. I dont want to see it, or watch u play with it, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YO DICK!

Can I siggy this?

Shy

Sunnylexie
06-12-2013, 06:26 AM
"Mmm i can tell that pussy is clean"
(misunderstanding) "I can zoom in so you can inspect it :)" -zooms-
"I mean I can tell you have no VD"

---internal battle over whether to make this an educational moment-----

".....ah"
"mmm clean pussy
It is real small tho. probably means you cant have a baby"

http://i.imgur.com/JoAB26t.gif





"My dick is so big it pop ur bladder.
'u ever have a guy do that?"
Me: "Has a guy ever broken my bladder?'
"Yea."
Me: "Ummm, no. Cant say anyone has."
"Id love to do that to u"

http://i.imgur.com/L9hwc1T.jpg


2 more reasons why I think there should be a law obliging people to take a course in anatomy and pass a test before they are allowed to fuck.

zivlet
06-12-2013, 06:45 AM
Why are males so obsessed with their dicks? They are so unimportant. I dont want to see it, or watch u play with it, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YO DICK!

I think I love you.

TaTasha
06-12-2013, 06:57 AM
Approx 30 seconds into a pvt:
"I thought you'd be a lot dirtier"

Some TWAT in freechat:
"I'm here with my 7 year old son, do you like perverts?"
Me: D:

OMG that's beyond perverted.. He's a F$%^*& Sh*&^head. Oh I'm in a bad mood today and pedophile stuff pisses me off worse than anything.. Die MOTHERF&CKER!!!!

Snowy0Star
06-13-2013, 04:14 PM
do u have a long wig like girls with long wigs look more lady like

then he leaves before i can say yes like WTF i dunno why but that totally killed my happy bubble.

sophiesecrets
06-13-2013, 04:51 PM
Guy#1: Lemme see what kinda panties you're wearing bb
Me: Tip 5 gold
Guy#2: 5 gold? You just trying to make money
Me: .... that's the point.

lol, i had a similar one, i was on cam4 doing my thing, and i get this asshat:

Supercock696969: I think you are just here for the money =(
Me:... umm, no i just wana get naked and cum for you repeatedly because i am a good person, Call me the Mother Theresa of Porn...
Supercock696969: Yesss this is what i mean!!
Me: Never go full retard =/

BANNED... they just get dumber and dumber...

Rose_Who
06-13-2013, 05:00 PM
Him: very pretty
Me: Thanks.
Him: that wasnt a smile
Him: lol
Me: give me something to smile about.
Him: id love too
Him: but im in ny
Me: We can still spend time together here.
Him: 29 white male
Me: Good for you.
Him: sluty whore
Me: Cheap jerk. See? I can say words, too.

CanadianRuby
06-13-2013, 05:11 PM
Y'all deal with way more dumb shits on streaming sites haha. But it is SO hilarious to see your comebacks.

VoluptiousBriadda
06-13-2013, 07:20 PM
"You better get those broke ass teeth fixed!"

"you have huge teeth! you look like a fucking donkey!"

"I want to see a hot chick, not bugs bunny. fix them teeth"

"Wtf ur teeth r fukd up"

.................
yes. I have an overbite and a tiny gap between my two fronts. I know it's not THAT bad, and even endearing to some, plus the overbite actually makes it easier not to get too toothy while giving head. However, after listening to this shit day after day....

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If they're not making fun of your teeth,they'd find something,ANYTHING else to make fun of - those types thrive on putting you down,more than half do it just to get off to it and your reaction.I happen to absolutely LOVE women with gaps - there is something SO irresistibly sexy about a woman with a gap in between her teeth! Work that gap girl,WERRRK IT!

justanothercamgirl
06-13-2013, 07:28 PM
I happen to absolutely LOVE women with a gaps - there is something SO irresistibly sexy about a woman with a gap in between her teeth! Work that gap girl,WERRRK IT!

Oh my goodness, this is the best thing I've read all day. A++ Would read again!!!