View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Rose_Who
06-13-2013, 08:05 PM
If they're not making fun of your teeth,they'd find something,ANYTHING else to make fun of - those types thrive on putting you down,more than half do it just to get off to it and your reaction.I happen to absolutely LOVE women with gaps - there is something SO irresistibly sexy about a woman with a gap in between her teeth! Work that gap girl,WERRRK IT!
Let's bang. Like, right now.
RockabillySwag
06-13-2013, 08:05 PM
Guy: whats up baby?
Me: not much hun, how are you doin?
Guy: horny as f*ck baby girl
Guy: mmm i wanna take you private, youre beautiful and i dont mind that you real real big
Me: (thinking ummm ok?)
Guy: can i see you stand?
Me: tip me 1 gold and ill stand for you hun
Guy: Tips
So i get up and show my body
Guy: damn girl you are BIG
Me: my profile says im 320 lbs hun...
Guy: i know but damn
Me: well what did you expect????
Guy:.... not that...
BLOCK lol
i know these assholes know how to read if they are typing all goddamn day, READ MY ROOM TOPIC AND PROFILE ASSHOLES lol
sophiesecrets
06-13-2013, 08:43 PM
If they're not making fun of your teeth,they'd find something,ANYTHING else to make fun of - those types thrive on putting you down,more than half do it just to get off to it and your reaction.I happen to absolutely LOVE women with gaps - there is something SO irresistibly sexy about a woman with a gap in between her teeth! Work that gap girl,WERRRK IT!
haha ya i got trolled today too... someone pretending to be a girl obviously, was all like "Pretty, u think THAT is pretty, im way prettier than she is, look at her dirty skin..."
Dirty skin? im pale complected and i bathe regularly, maybe he saw a bruise i have or something (Table jumped out at me!!)
UR so right, theyll find any flaw. You just cant show weakness. Thats all they want is a negative reaction out of u! I either dont react and just ban, or ill troll them. either way, i make way more $$ than they do <3 I WIN <3
P.S. Gaps are hot!
CanadianRuby
06-13-2013, 08:45 PM
Guy: whats up bybaby?
Me: not much hun, how are you doin?
Guy: horny as f*ck baby girl
Guy: mmm i wanna take you private, youre beautiful and i dont mind that you real real big
Me: (thinking ummm ok?)
Guy: can i see you stand?
Me: tip me 1 gold and ill stand for you hun
Guy: Tips
So i get up and show my body
Guy: damn girl you are BIG
Me: my profile says im 320 lbs hun...
Guy: i know but damn
Me: well what did you expect????
Guy:.... not that...
BLOCK lol
i know these assholes know how to read if they are typing all goddamn day, READ MY ROOM TOPIC AND PROFILE ASSHOLES lol
Just ignore them....men on there will seek out anyway to feel superior.
Shiney
06-14-2013, 12:04 AM
It is real small tho. probably means you cant have a baby"
Wow..just WOW/:O
justanothercamgirl
06-14-2013, 04:01 AM
asshat: I want to be destroyed.
asshat: Will you destroy me after this GS.
*JAC kicks asshat*
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There you go. You are destroyed. And it didn't even cost you a dime.
As a side note, what the fuck does 'destroyed' mean? o_O
justanothercamgirl
06-14-2013, 04:10 AM
Ha ha! It just gets better.
*asshat comes back in after being kicked and then enters my $1 show*
same_asshat: omg
same_asshat: i want to be financially dominted by you
JAC: Please read GS description. Voyeur only. No interaction
*same asshat leaves*
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I don't know what he left for? I gave him EXACTLY what he requested and for the mere low price of a single dollar. Mawahahahahahahaha!
lolahjamieson
06-14-2013, 08:39 AM
me: hi, _______ haven't seen you in awhile, how are ya?
guy: some of US have lives
me: ....
Nina_Den
06-14-2013, 12:53 PM
Guy: tease me a little, show me what`s waiting for me!
After sitting in my room for 30 minutes. Banned, of course.
I... I really want to punch someone tonight.
amanda121
06-14-2013, 01:03 PM
Guy: Is it cold in there?
Me: No, why?
Guy: Because you are dressed too much!
justanothercamgirl
06-14-2013, 01:29 PM
jerk:
JAC: ...
jerk [insert another stupid question for attention]
-- JAC continues to ignore jerk ---
jerk: ill just stay for the free jukebox
jerk: lol
*jerk has been kicked*
[i]Cam Goddess....please give your humble servant patience to survive this day.
Nina_Den
06-14-2013, 01:43 PM
^ Reminds me of something from today. I've been listening to this band when this smartass freeloader who stayed in my room for, like, an hour (I know, I know, should've banned him before) had the nerve to suddenly say: "Well, you sold this band to me! I'm a fan. Hehehe".
At least I "sold" him something... god. This day is f*cking horrible.
LilyAnderson
06-14-2013, 02:48 PM
i kid you not, this happens at least once a month with the same fucking person.
"can you show me your feet? i have lots of money to give to you." -i bet you do.-
"um, you can tip me five bucks and then i can.." -you're not going to tip me. just go away-
"can you show me your feet? lots and lots of money just for you" -ban-
like, no. and then he leaves before i can hit the ban button.
"do you take paypal?" -oh no, here we go again-
"no, sorry." -go the fuck away-
"but i have two hundred dollars" -i'm pretty much positive you don't.-
"i'm sorry, i've gotten scammed before." -i've never been scammed. i just don't take paypal.-
"are you sure?" -nope. not at all.-
"yes, sorry though!" -ready to click ban-
"three hundred dollars, tops. last offer." -ban-
LilyAnderson
06-14-2013, 02:52 PM
lame: "did you take your pill?"
me: "my what?"
lame: "your pill. you give head and put out"
me: "i took a multivitamin today..."
lame: "you take pill or my taxes go up"
me: "did you take your pill today?
Snowy0Star
06-14-2013, 03:00 PM
lame: "did you take your pill?"
me: "my what?"
lame: "your pill. you give head and put out"
me: "i took a multivitamin today..."
lame: "you take pill or my taxes go up"
me: "did you take your pill today?
hahaha yeah its like they all think were hookers its funny but i mainly get that shit from basics on MFC
im giving an ass shot for a bit
Basic fucktard: Slap it
me - tip it
BF - if i tip it can i fuck it
me- does ur address bar say whores r us?
Sunnylexie
06-14-2013, 04:50 PM
Guy: Is it cold in there?
Me: No, why?
Guy: Because you are dressed too much!
I never cam in my underwear so they ask me this question a lot. It was damn cold here in May (we had a blizzard on 11th, no kidding). I would make that silly honest face and say "Oh, yes, it's been so cold these days - but I sure will undress for you, if you warm me up in pvt"
IsobelWren
06-14-2013, 06:29 PM
You know, in popular wisdom, a gap between the front teeth has long been associated with a lusty personality:
In the Canterbury Tales, Geoffrey Chaucer wrote of the "gap-toothed wife of Bath." As early as this time period, the gap between the front teeth, especially in women, had been associated with lustful characteristics. Thus, the implication in describing "the gap-toothed wife of Bath" is that she is a middle-aged woman with insatiable lust. This has no scientific basis, but it has been a popular assumption in folklore since the Middle Ages.
Rose_Who
06-14-2013, 11:37 PM
"Are you hairy?"
"How old are you?"
"What are you wearing?
"How much for boobs?"
Or any other questions the answers to which can easily be found in my profile, room topic, or by looking at the damned screen.
(This post brought to you by me running around lurking in other girls' rooms.)
PrincessLuna
06-15-2013, 12:42 AM
dreamsman: 150 to fuck u, lets go?
Me: Seriously? You think I'll prostitute myself for a measly $150? I can sit here on my ass and make that much without a stranger's dick in me.
~10 Minutes later~
dreamsman: actually you should pay me to do that, couz you are not so pretty :(
Me: Did it really just take you that long to come up with that insult????
Billabong
06-15-2013, 02:36 AM
*Dude has been squatting in my room all night. Tells me he's an exotic dancer in a club, hypes himself up to be all of this and that. Since I am black, he says black girls can't get enough of him, he gets all of the black pussy blah blah*
*Out of curiosity I ask for a pic*
*He sends pic of a fat, nerdy-looking guy*
Uh huh. I thought so.
Oooooh one of the absolute worst things a guy can do in my room is try to insult someone who is tipping.
Some jerk off kept asking.. "Would you like to bend over?" "Would you like to show ass?" I kept saying, yes I would like to, for gold.
A guy tips me $10 out of nowhere. I ask him what he would like, and he says tits and ass. Before he answers, non tipping asshole tells me to show my ass. I bend over for a bit with my panties still on (I follow SM's no below the waist nudity rule always), take out my tits for abit.. tipper seems happy.
Douchebag comments; This guy paid 10 to see ass in panties?"
He is DAMN lucky he immediately left because I had some choice words for that mofo.
RaeRae
06-15-2013, 08:57 PM
Oh my christ, I was just proposed to over c2c in private out of nowhere by a guy I had never seen in my chat before.
He takes me private. I say hi and ask him what he would want. He says nother and so I just figure I'd strip and do the usual. Suddenly his cam turns on, and he begins by telling me that he loves me and begs for my name and number. This is my first c2c with sound btw, so I weirded out first by that. I tell him I can't tell him that when he starts talking to someone in the background. He then tells me he needs to marry me and for me to have his children. I had to end the private as I didn't want Naked getting on my ass about personal info possibly being given out. Then the following happened when I got back into free chat:
Freeloader: Hi
Me: Hello.
Freeloader: I'm so sad
Freeloader: and mad
Me: Aww, how come? (no one was around to drive off)
Freeloader: The Last of Us beginning
Freeloader: ARGH
Freeloader: WHY DOES IT HAS TO HAPPEN LIKE THIS
Me: Wait, what? I have no idea wtf you are talking about.
Freeloader: Well then
Freeloader: pubes.
I will never understand men at all.
Sunnylexie
06-15-2013, 09:03 PM
dreamsman: actually you should pay me to do that, couz you are not so pretty :(
A textbook example of sour grapes)
Billabong
06-16-2013, 02:43 PM
BrokeAssLoser: for real, $5 for models and teens, and you think your in that category........rofl
Me: :D Hell yea I do BAL. Hmm, I know there's a recession and all, but maybe consider getting a second job so you can afford me?
*has a loud hearty laugh in his face then pushes the block button"
SadieTaylor
06-16-2013, 03:06 PM
Aww, I feel you. I also have a gap in between my 2 front teeth. I have had one person comment on it and I said something to the effect of "Your just jealous because it's smaller than the gap between your legs." Hahaha he shut up and then someone took me for a nice long private.
"You better get those broke ass teeth fixed!"
"you have huge teeth! you look like a fucking donkey!"
"I want to see a hot chick, not bugs bunny. fix them teeth"
"Wtf ur teeth r fukd up"
.................
yes. I have an overbite and a tiny gap between my two fronts. I know it's not THAT bad, and even endearing to some, plus the overbite actually makes it easier not to get too toothy while giving head. However, after listening to this shit day after day....
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdgjnqT3fB1ruc899.gif http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3h8jsOXxH1r7exsgo1_400.gif
justanothercamgirl
06-16-2013, 04:19 PM
asshat: What will you be willing to do for $20?
JAC: Seeing I just had a customer offer me $300 to stop doing Gold shows and do an exclusive with him and I refused, what do you figure your chances are?
another_custie: Yep, it is true. She just did that.
*asshat leaves*
Some guy before taking me private asked if I wanted to see something naughty.. he went private and did a c2c request. I assumed I was going to be viewing a man sucking his own cock and/or with a huge dildo up his ass and/or throwing up on himself..... I accept it and he's just stroking his cock.... I thought, okay..... and realized during private that he thought stroking his cock was naughty. I was thinking, Dude -__- Seriously? That's nothing.
Nina_Den
06-17-2013, 04:45 AM
^ That made me laugh pretty hard. The things you come to expect as a camgirl...
Yesterday, while being awesome, had its fare share of idiots for me (like always). There was this one guy in free chat who said something along the lines of, "Oh, you're from Israel. So you're here just because you like to exhibit [he actually used this word] yourself, not because you need the money, right?". I laughed and said, "Dude, what do YOU think?".
So he said, "Well, it's not like you're from Colombia or the Philippines or something. You don't NEED the money."
"Ah, OK. So what about all of the American girls working in here?"
"Yeah, but Americans tend to be really stressed about money."
"Yeah, no. Everyone's "stressed" about money."
At this point the room started making fun of him for being an idiot. And BTW, it went on longer than described here. I thought it was one of the lamest ways of trying to get a free show I have witnessed so far. :no:
Sunnylexie
06-17-2013, 07:16 AM
Some guy before taking me private asked if I wanted to see something naughty.. he went private and did a c2c request. I assumed I was going to be viewing a man sucking his own cock and/or with a huge dildo up his ass and/or throwing up on himself..... I accept it and he's just stroking his cock.... I thought, okay..... and realized during private that he thought stroking his cock was naughty. I was thinking, Dude -__- Seriously? That's nothing.
I had a guy ask me to tell him about "the dirtiest things" I was asked to do on cam. After I was done, he was silent for a couple of minutes and, after I asked if everything was ok, he said "I see. So, you won't call me a pervert if I spank you?"
camigrl
06-17-2013, 08:37 AM
me- does ur address bar say whores r us?
^^ This is siggy worthy!
sugardaddywanted
06-17-2013, 09:20 AM
Off topic: Is it just me, or are mfc guys too quiet? I've logged off several times because I'll have 5+ premiums n several basics, and they just sit there, no matter what I do(dance, talk, type), til someone (usually a basic) gives me a "mmm so sexy" compliment. After awhile, if no one speaks I just log off. Do I have to 'entice' them to talk now, too? lol
I get 200-300 people in the afternoon (50+ premiums). I also allow basics to talk. They just lurk there in the corner without saying as little as hi. I mean there is just nothing in the chat. Not even 'pussy now bb'. However I have days when there're 70-80 people in my chat and I can't shut them up. Go figure
justanothercamgirl
06-17-2013, 11:06 AM
Moneybags: $1 to look at tits... not worth 1 fucking penny. anyone who puts money into this show is a fucking retard. who the fuck would pay $1 to see some tits when you can go on 1000 porn sites and see some real shit for nothing. GET A JOB BITCH
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Yep, he actually used the nick 'Moneybags'.
Ugh, it is going to be that kind of day isn't it?
P.S. I stopped my show and silently banned him while he was gloating and it was delicious. ;)
justanothercamgirl
06-17-2013, 11:15 AM
reg_custie: I see you have twitter,no facebook?
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*sighs*
It is going to be one of those days.
sexyred
06-17-2013, 11:22 AM
Had him! He said the same thing to my 5 GOLD TO SEE MY TITS message. Doucheface!
Moneybags: $1 to look at tits... not worth 1 fucking penny. anyone who puts money into this show is a fucking retard. who the fuck would pay $1 to see some tits when you can go on 1000 porn sites and see some real shit for nothing. GET A JOB BITCH
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Yep, he actually used the nick 'Moneybags'.
Ugh, it is going to be that kind of day isn't it?
P.S. I stopped my show and silently banned him while he was gloating and it was delicious. ;)
tattooed_fox
06-17-2013, 01:06 PM
Had him! He said the same thing to my 5 GOLD TO SEE MY TITS message. Doucheface!
What a doucher :(
nikki187
06-17-2013, 01:25 PM
Entitled Idiot: Can I see your anal toy please
Me: Shows anal toy
Entitled Idiot: Wont you try a bigger one for me :)
Me: What in hell makes you so damn special
Entitled Idiot logs off
justanothercamgirl
06-18-2013, 08:30 AM
Had him! He said the same thing to my 5 GOLD TO SEE MY TITS message. Doucheface!
Thanks for letting me know this! It makes me feel better to know that it isn't just a me sucking at being a camgirl thing and it is all him being an asshat thing.
roast
06-18-2013, 09:39 AM
^I got him too, lol. Said some version of the above. I think it is what he does all day.
Snowy0Star
06-18-2013, 09:47 AM
^I got him too, lol. Said some version of the above. I think it is what he does all day.
theres a guy on SM with the username boardashell and he goes in and out of my room constantly all day i think this is what he does when hes board and he never stays long enuf to have me finish saying hi to him just comes and goes repeatedly over and over again so my chat log fills up with with coming and going. at first it was annoying but now hes on the shit list to ban.
Nina_Den
06-18-2013, 01:44 PM
"Stand and show us what u r working with"
Instant ban, of course. Such attitude makes me want to barf.
Day's horrible again on SM. :(
SadieTaylor
06-18-2013, 02:05 PM
I was so over it last night. Someone came in my room and typed "Show ass bb, Show sexy ass bb, Please show ass bb" So I said, "Sure babe! Tip me please, tip, tip, tip, $5GOLD", he then said "wow you're rude." Lol.
Nina_Den
06-18-2013, 02:16 PM
"would love to go pvt with u ....but i am not rich enough
to bad ..."
Gotta love the way they say it, like I should feel sorry for them. Why are you on a cam site, jerk?
And another gem from now: "hi"
"Hi Mike! How are you?"
"no english bb"
AAAND another: "Please show ass bb"
"Please tip me $5 Gold."
"why"
~Carmen~
06-18-2013, 02:24 PM
Don't you love when you're sitting there answering their dumb questions, then they mention that they don't have sound? Instant ban!
Nina_Den
06-18-2013, 02:26 PM
^ All of the freakin' time.
Rose_Who
06-18-2013, 02:27 PM
Random Dudebro: No sound bb. Can you type?
Me (typed): Sorry bb, but that wouldn't be fair to my other guests. Maybe you should invest in headphones.
Me: (spoken): "No sound" is just his way of saying that he thinks he's more important than the rest of you. What a dick.
justanothercamgirl
06-18-2013, 02:38 PM
^I got him too, lol. Said some version of the above. I think it is what he does all day.
OT: New profile icon love!
*squee*
bpink
06-18-2013, 08:33 PM
Not on cam but on my camming Facebook.
Im deleting my FB so this is what he said.
Douche-
Can i just please have your #
ME
No..i haven't given it to the other 1000 ppl ..i cant change my rules for u.
Douche-
Its just me and Im not making a twitter please I'll miss you
Stop treating me like a mfc user i hate it >:(
Me
Stop treating me like a normal girl looking to hook up. I get paid to give out my number.....Period
Douche-
i treat you like i do everyone else like a friend now please can i txt you as friends not an mfc user
ME
I have enough "friends" on my real facebook hun. Sorry that's just how it is. This is how i make a living.
Douche-
a living cmon your the only girl on mfc i consider a friend so why cant you do the same
Me
because seriously i have like 100 ppl a day inboxing me the very SAMETHING u just did. About oh how im just so special and that they really wana get to know me blah blah...It's all the same stuff..i don't have time for that. Ill be ur friend thru mfc, twitter or nothing. That's it
Douche-
and im not looking to hook up with you because one ik I'll never meet your standards and two i don't look to hook up
Until i meet the girl get to know her
In person
Why do you put yourself through other peoples bullshit I'm just a friendly guy
Im sorry
But i guess are relationship has to come to an end I'm not going to be just a guy you met on mfc that site sucks anyways I'd rather get a gf i could see naked for free ill always have you in my thoughts sorry
Y oh Y do they think they are "the special one" every DAMN TIME!!??!!
:O:O:O:O:O:O
Sunnylexie
06-19-2013, 12:04 AM
My current room topic says: "Requests in free chat are 5 GOLD (no pussy in free). "Stand up", "Just 1 tit" and "Feet?" ARE requests!"
member6104: 1 tit
Me (PM, thinking he was making a joke about my topic): lol)))
how is your night, so far? *go on chatting with my room*
member6104: man this stuff is fake. not a live stream
So, he was SERIOUS. Oops.
During a shower GS:
Andrew5800: golly i send donation next time to Salvation Army
Andrew5800: better there than waste money here
Idk if I am right or not - but it seemed to me that he views charity as the worst waste of money possible for comparing it to a shitty cam show.
Nina_Den
06-19-2013, 03:56 AM
^ I just immediately post the automatic "Please read my topic" (tip $5 for any request) reply; they usually just leave right after reading it. If they continue asking even one more time, it's a ban.
IsobelWren
06-19-2013, 12:46 PM
^ I just immediately post the automatic "Please read my topic" (tip $5 for any request) reply; they usually just leave right after reading it. If they continue asking even one more time, it's a ban.
Heh, i have a preset with the tip for requests and the price. If they ask after I've already said, "sure can, paste!" and sent the preset I take great delight in saying, "I just told you this, but read it again" and making a big show of hitting the enter button as many times in a row as I can. Pretty much never works, and floods my chat room with the preset, but it makes me happy.