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Nina_Den
06-19-2013, 05:35 PM
My absolute new-favorite and the highlight of my day:

Freeloader: Don't be offended... you have been blessed with beauty! Blame God.
Me (ignoring him, because I recognize his type right away): Alright, guys, so I'm gonna start the GS countdown right now.
Freeloader: Not me. :)
Me: Oh, so, you basically just admitted out lout that you adore me, but you're not going to pay me? That's not very smart.
Freeloader: your face and hair is enough.....but its always about $$$$$$$......be at peace
Me: Dude, you're on a CAMSITE.
Freeloader: ok bye.

It's always about $$$$$$, ladies...

(Needless to say, the GS countdown didn't work.)

Sunnylexie
06-19-2013, 05:54 PM
In PVT:

Me: Hi again! What would you like me to do for you?
NH0K79: NAKED PLS
Me: Ok, here we go (starts unbuttoning shirt, the regular way, no slow teasing etc)
NH0K79 (3 seconds later):U THERE
Me: Yes bb? (starts taking the shirt off)
NH0K79 has logged off *No need to say the pvt lasted less than 30 seconds*

In free chat, he could see me wearing a buttoned shirt and leggins. Did he expect them to magically disappear the second he said "NAKED PLS"?

Snowy0Star
06-19-2013, 06:10 PM
In PVT:

Me: Hi again! What would you like me to do for you?
NH0K79: NAKED PLS
Me: Ok, here we go (starts unbuttoning shirt, the regular way, no slow teasing etc)
NH0K79 (3 seconds later):U THERE
Me: Yes bb? (starts taking the shirt off)
NH0K79 has logged off *No need to say the pvt lasted less than 30 seconds*

In free chat, he could see me wearing a buttoned shirt and leggins. Did he expect them to magically disappear the second he said "NAKED PLS"?

yes... yes he did - they expect us to gosh squirt and have violent porn star orgasms in 3 min what makes u think they dont think were the hoodinies of porn ?

Nina_Den
06-19-2013, 06:25 PM
Guy: i have to get off soon

Why is it stupid? Because he just randomly wrote it after sitting in my free chat ALL NIGHT and not saying anything. I actually found it to absurdly hilarious that I burst out laughing. Thanks for letting me know, you gentleman.

This night is too good to be true. I think the only reason I stay on is out of some masochistic desire.

Snowy0Star
06-19-2013, 06:32 PM
Guy: i have to get off soon

Why is it stupid? Because he just randomly wrote it after sitting in my free chat ALL NIGHT and not saying anything. I actually found it to absurdly hilarious that I burst out laughing. Thanks for letting me know, you gentleman.

This night is too good to be true. I think the only reason I stay on is out of some masochistic desire.

and u like TRYING to make money.

ive got what i wanted to buy taken care of for the pay period (a 25 dollar t-shirt and 50 for food) the rest whatever i can make is going to my boyfriend and with how hes been treating me im not going to stress making 100 if i get 60 fuck even 40 i needs to can it and be happy SOMETHING is better then NOTHING

GenesisLoveless
06-20-2013, 09:41 AM
OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHA!!!! These comments are so damn fucking funny! You girls are almost inspirational. I really agree with the lady who said "camming almost makes you hate men." It's so damn true. Americans and Brits are the absolute WORST. I've been on two different sites and the 'Cans and the Brits make me wanna sever their dicks so they can't repopulate. These are my two cents of terms that really set me off....

"Mmmm bb spread ass bb mmmm wanna lick ur asshole mmmm"

Then they ask for anal. I'm sorry but with how obsessed men are getting over anal sex and licking the ass I'm starting to question their sexuality. I don't do anal AT ALL anymore.

Or how about the guys that ask you, what's your minimum cock size? I say 7 inches and they freak out. THEN THEY CALL ME A SLUT HAHAHA!! As just before they were wanting me to take a 10 inch!

I always say "Well, what's one thing you like about me? My DD tits?"

"Yeah bb mmmm"

"Well, you like big tits I like big dicks."

I'm sorry but if you're only fucking 5 inches, no wonder why some women can't get pregnant. Fix that fucking shit. I bet 99% of men only like anal cuz their dicks are too small to feel anything in a vagina. I use to raise dairy goats and the alpha buck was only 90lbs and had a bigger dick than 90% of the human males I've seen. Jesus Christ fix that shit dudes.

Incantatious
06-20-2013, 09:41 AM
Lousy, boring, pain-the-ass bastard: Stop laughing

Me: Stop breathing

IsobelWren
06-20-2013, 09:56 AM
On the off chance that you're actually not joking...



Then they ask for anal. I'm sorry but with how obsessed men are getting over anal sex and licking the ass I'm starting to question their sexuality. I don't do anal AT ALL anymore.


I can see being worried about them being straight if they were interested in MAN ass, but they're interested in WOMAN ass. They're coming do you because they don't want to see a dude do anal, so I'm thinking they're straight. I think for straight guys it's that anal is supposed to be transgressive, dirty, the next taboo up from vaginal intercourse. There are a lot more "porn stars" who do anal than "normal women" so there's a bit of that, too. We're "dirty girls," so they love that slight element of degradation. Of COURSE we do it, we're dirty sluts who are by nature so horny that we'll take it anywhere. Then as well, they probably can't get their girlfriends do to it, so this is a place they can see it. Plus I think the guys ask cam girls who don't do anal to do anal because then it's a special thing that you did JUST for HIM because he's so damn special *ugh*

Besides, even if men liking anal with women was a gay thing (being gay is about being attracted to men romantically, not about being attracted to butts) do we really care if some men are less than 100% straight? Like 98% straight isn't straight enough? Besides, it's cam custies, who you're probably not interested in having a relationship with anyway.



I'm sorry but if you're only fucking 5 inches, no wonder why some women can't get pregnant. Fix that fucking shit. I bet 99% of men only like anal cuz their dicks are too small to feel anything in a vagina.

1) You know men's contribution to pregnancy is about sperm count, not penis length, right? True, it's also about getting the sperm up there, but the average vaginal canal length is 5 inches as well, and your cervix (where the sperm goes to get to your fallopian tubes) isn't all the way at the end of your vagina unless you're *really* aroused. Also, most of the time sperm shoots out, not just dribbles. I've seen some guys shoot so far that they get themselves in the eyes, I have no doubt that one of those guys could get his payload all the way up into even the longest of vaginas.

2) How would they fix it?

3) That's another possible reason for men to like anal, but they'd probably have more of an issue with girth, instead of length in that case. LOL, which makes me laugh b/c it reminds me that a guy the other night said he was 10" long and 5" wide. I was thinking he was probably confusing his dick with a potato gun...or perhaps one of your goats. :D I loled. Can you even imagine the proportions on that thing? I just measured, my WRIST isn't even 5" circumference!

GenesisLoveless
06-20-2013, 10:06 AM
If I got my boobs to go from a 36C to a 36DD in 6 months with herbal teas and exercises and adding certain herbs to my diets, then they can fix their penises. I use to work at a sex shop where a girl was complaining of her man's girth and length and I innocently said, "Well, like when you work out, the blood flow and protein helps your muscles build, doesn't it? Maybe if he jerks off more and lays off the estrogen inducing food like all the things with soy elements in it, his cock will get bigger!" I laughed and it was suppose to be a joke. And it turns out she was a nurse, and shrugged me off quite shrewdly and said "dicks can't get bigger and you don't know what you're talking about." She left, like a snot :'(

Oddly enough, the guy behind her walked up to check out and said, "I don't care what she says." And he laid down a few cock rings and he said, "I started working out, changed my diet and started masturbating differently and I've grown 2 inches in a year."

I was shocked. And I've read similar stories. In my humble opinion, they may not be gay but dude, if you're attracted to women why are you only talking about ass? And I see more men talk about ass than pussy? And from my medical research since I was so curious about it, a small penis=infertility or small sperm count in men. So that's where I got my conclusion from.;D

Rose_Who
06-20-2013, 10:12 AM
IDK, I have kind of a small vagina, so 7 inches is pretty much my maximum. My best sex partner that I ever had the pleasure of being with was 5 and a half inches, and he was always worried about being too small, but he could give me more orgasms than larger dicked men ever could. It's all a matter of taste... Some women like big dicks, other women like normal sized dicks.

Incantatious
06-20-2013, 10:14 AM
If I got my boobs to go from a 36C to a 36DD in 6 months with herbal teas and exercises and adding certain herbs to my diets, then they can fix their penises.

Hey sweet lady. :) Do you comprehend on any level whatsoever how completely vile this "men should make their penises bigger so that they can fit into my selfish definition of what is desirable!" tirade sounds?

You also said you took the word of some random dude who was probably trying to impress you, (which is a little thing called "anecdotal evidence" by the way) - over the word of a nurse. Are you're shocked?

Vlodina
06-20-2013, 10:27 AM
Haha stupid annoying shit I heard on SW...
I didn't choose my bf for his dick but he happened to come with a large one. He always has to start slow and let me get used to it!

nikki187
06-20-2013, 11:30 AM
Loser: hey honey your boyfriend dumped you?
Me: Um No
Loser: He did.
Me: No he didn't.
Loser: You tell me
Me: If you are looking for some sort of fantasy take me private for that. Ok. Thanks
Loser: bye whore

Rose_Who
06-20-2013, 11:46 AM
Womans-Name: Can I see ur body sweetie?
Me: Sure, just check my room topic!
Womans-Name: Why charge me? We're both girls.
Me: Yup, and this is an equal-opportunity chatroom. In here, women have the same rights as men, and thus have to pay the same amounts. I treat everyone equally. Isn't feminism great?
Womans-Name: To expensive.
Me: Well, if $5 is too expensive for you, then maybe you should consider looking for free porn instead of camgirls?

Nina_Den
06-20-2013, 01:00 PM
Random guy goes into private: waiting for just over 30 sec.......
Sorry I can't stay longer... trying to boost ur ratings

WHAT. THE. FUCK. was that about. Banhammer all the way (I've a solid 5-star rating, as far as I can tell, BTW).

justanothercamgirl
06-20-2013, 01:09 PM
Me: Yup, and this is an equal-opportunity chatroom. In here, women have the same rights as men, and thus have to pay the same amounts. I treat everyone equally. Isn't feminism great?

I think I just sprained something laughing so hard at this.

I love you, bb. I love you LONG time. :smiley_lo

CanadianRuby
06-20-2013, 01:19 PM
It's funny women might think they should get everything for free just because you're BOTH women.

I have heard from a male cam model, that apparently women are the best tippers though.

I have only ever made a custom video for a lady. She was sweet though, no fuss.

euaici
06-20-2013, 01:25 PM
For request in free, i tell them to tip 5

custy: 5 dollars to see armpit???
u r american

left

Rose_Who
06-20-2013, 01:57 PM
Guy: I like making girls choke on my dick until they cry and puke. Do you like that?


My thoughts: Does ANYONE like that??? UGH!!! What the FUCK is wrong with these people!!!!!

nikki187
06-20-2013, 02:07 PM
Oh wow!

Stupid foot guy: hey bb. hru?
Me: I am great thanks. Whats up?
Stupid foot guy: may i see your sexy legs and feet bb?
Me: 5 gold for requests please.
Stupid foot guy: ok
Stupid foot guy: 5?
Me: 5 GOLD
Stupid foot guy: 1234 gold.

I wanted to punch my him so bad lol

Snowy0Star
06-20-2013, 02:10 PM
Oh wow!

Stupid foot guy: hey bb. hru?
Me: I am great thanks. Whats up?
Stupid foot guy: may i see your sexy legs and feet bb?
Me: 5 gold for requests please.
Stupid foot guy: ok
Stupid foot guy: 5?
Me: 5 GOLD
Stupid foot guy: 1234 gold.

I wanted to punch my him so bad lol

i get irked when they go lol then leave like they think its funny we want money because they want us to do something for them fucktards...

nikki187
06-20-2013, 02:37 PM
i get irked when they go lol then leave like they think its funny we want money because they want us to do something for them fucktards...

Yes me too. It is so hard for me to sit here and try to be happy when they do shit like that.

Nina_Den
06-20-2013, 02:39 PM
Guy: can u show ur ass for a moment? if it's hot ill tag u "great ass"

Page 3 traffic. Yup.

justanothercamgirl
06-20-2013, 02:47 PM
Guy: can u show ur ass for a moment? if it's hot ill tag u "great ass"

Page 3 traffic. Yup.

I just tagged you with 'great ass', bb!

And you didn't even have to twirl for me.

Nina_Den
06-20-2013, 02:58 PM
I just tagged you with 'great ass', bb!

And you didn't even have to twirl for me.

34027

sexyred
06-20-2013, 04:21 PM
OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHA!!!! These comments are so damn fucking funny! You girls are almost inspirational. I really agree with the lady who said "camming almost makes you hate men." It's so damn true. Americans and Brits are the absolute WORST. I've been on two different sites and the 'Cans and the Brits make me wanna sever their dicks so they can't repopulate. These are my two cents of terms that really set me off....

"Mmmm bb spread ass bb mmmm wanna lick ur asshole mmmm"

Then they ask for anal. I'm sorry but with how obsessed men are getting over anal sex and licking the ass I'm starting to question their sexuality. I don't do anal AT ALL anymore.

Or how about the guys that ask you, what's your minimum cock size? I say 7 inches and they freak out. THEN THEY CALL ME A SLUT HAHAHA!! As just before they were wanting me to take a 10 inch!

I always say "Well, what's one thing you like about me? My DD tits?"

"Yeah bb mmmm"

"Well, you like big tits I like big dicks."

I'm sorry but if you're only fucking 5 inches, no wonder why some women can't get pregnant. Fix that fucking shit. I bet 99% of men only like anal cuz their dicks are too small to feel anything in a vagina. I use to raise dairy goats and the alpha buck was only 90lbs and had a bigger dick than 90% of the human males I've seen. Jesus Christ fix that shit dudes.



soo my guy can't get me pregnant..... and he rocks my socks off. oh and im a successful camgirl...

super insulted

IsobelWren
06-20-2013, 06:15 PM
If I got my boobs to go from a 36C to a 36DD in 6 months with herbal teas and exercises and adding certain herbs to my diets, then they can fix their penises. I use to work at a sex shop where a girl was complaining of her man's girth and length and I innocently said, "Well, like when you work out, the blood flow and protein helps your muscles build, doesn't it? Maybe if he jerks off more and lays off the estrogen inducing food like all the things with soy elements in it, his cock will get bigger!" I laughed and it was suppose to be a joke. And it turns out she was a nurse, and shrugged me off quite shrewdly and said "dicks can't get bigger and you don't know what you're talking about." She left, like a snot :'(

Oddly enough, the guy behind her walked up to check out and said, "I don't care what she says." And he laid down a few cock rings and he said, "I started working out, changed my diet and started masturbating differently and I've grown 2 inches in a year."


Ok, so a nurse and a sex educator (Me, I have a degree in human sexuality) have both told you that dicks can't get bigger. The person who told you that they can is a guy who works in a porn shop.

Unlike a penis, your breasts are meant to swell and change with hormonal input. I won't bore you with the whole physiology of how it works, but I would be willing to bet that those herbs you're taking (probably in pretty high doses, right?) are hormone analogs and are mimicking the weeks before your period or the beginnings of pregnancy. Probably nothing to worry about, but you might want to pay extra attention to your menstrual cycle, the herbs *may* effect your fertility.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breast

The penis is made of spongy tissues that don't have anything to do with muscle. Working out to make your dick bigger would be like working out to make your brain bigger or your eyes change color. No correlation. Not the same tissue. Besides, what would a guy work out to make his dick bigger? Would he lift weights from his cock?

These links are from Wikipedia, which isn't an academically or medically recognized reliable source, but the information is basically correct, and put in layman's terms:
The structure and anatomy of the human penis
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis
The parts that make up the bulk of the penis (spongy tissue that fills with blood)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corpus_cavernosum_penis
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corpus_spongiosum_penis

On ways to make the penis larger. There are two surgeries, but neither of them are recommended except in the case of "micro-penis" or severe erectile dysfunction. The first cuts the tendon that holds the penis to the body. This makes the penis *look* longer, because the part of the penis that's usually inside the body hangs down. Not recommended because that tendon is there for a reason, and all he's got there now is skin, so if he's fucking and someone comes down the wrong way....*don't think about it.* The second is for if his dick just doesn't work at all, or needs to be reconstructed after an accident, or made in the first place (for a trans-man). An inflatable penile implant is inserted where the corpus usually are. Those can make the penis slightly larger if the original penile skin is intact, or as large as they well want, if they're constructing a penis from scratch. However, "Loss of penile length after penile prosthesis implantation is one of the most common complaints."

There's anecdotal evidence that male to female transsexuals' penises shrink when they start taking hormones. I don't know how true that is. I've seen trans-women with big dicks and with little dicks. I did a search of medical journals, and in addition to finding scintillating articles like this one: "The use of free prelaminated and sensate osteofasciocutaneous fibular flap in phalloplasty. " LOL, I found a lot of articles about hormone use in both trans-men and trans-women. Nothing though, that talked about testicle or penis size shrinking (apparently you CAN go the other way, one article mentioned a documented size increase in clitorises).

I DID find a journal article about men using, "penile extenders and traction devices, and penoscrotal and penile rings" to stretch their penises and foreskins. The pictures were not pretty (neither were the pictures that came up from related papers about men injecting mineral oil and vaseline into their dicks for the same purposes). The devices were classed differently and found, "31 men, with a mean baseline stretched penile length of 12 cm, showed that with daily use of the Phallosan® extender system for ≥3 h, by 3 months there was a mean stretched length of 13 cm with a further increase to 13.8 cm by 6 months." The other device (the Penistretcher, LOL) reported, "nine men with a baseline stretched length of 12 cm. They reported that after using this device for ≥6 h per day over a 4-month period, the mean increase in stretched length was 1.8 cm"

Another article talks about men using vacuum pumps. It was an experiment! They actually pumped these dude's dicks in a laboratory and everything! "After 6 months, the mean penile length had increased from 7.6 cm to 7.9 cm (no significant difference). The efficacy of vacuum treatment was approximately 10%..."

So...not much works, really. ;) And I hope that you don't tell guys you're dating who happen to have smaller cocks than you'd like to, "fix that shit." You're liable to give them a complex.


In my humble opinion, they may not be gay but dude, if you're attracted to women why are you only talking about ass? And I see more men talk about ass than pussy?

I'm going back to my previous statement here. Gay men are attracted to men, not buttholes. You're a straight woman, right? Are you attracted to men, or penises? If there was nothing but a penis sticking out of the wall, you wouldn't start a relationship with it. You eventually break up with someone who is a complete shithead, even if he's got a great package. When you think of why you like men, you probably don't think of cock first and foremost, right? I think of the feeling of a guy hugging me, how strong he is, how a guy smiles, that weird sense of humor guys have, how my boyfriend makes me feel safe, how delicate he is with me and how he cares for me.

Even if gay men were attracted to buttholes over the whole concept of men, you're seeing guys who are attracted to your butt in a penetrative sense. This is flawed math but in a basic sense, it would stand to reason that if gay guys are couples, roughly half of them are the receptive partners, right? So all the guys who are into your butt are gay tops, which would mean that there are a LOT of gay tops talking to you. Where do all the gay bottoms go?

You really see more men talk about anal sex than vaginal sex? When?


And from my medical research since I was so curious about it, a small penis=infertility or small sperm count in men. So that's where I got my conclusion from.;D

I searched medical journals and scholarly, peer reviewed databases myself and I didn't see anything on this. There are infertility problems with men who have small penises as a result of in-utero androgen problems, or disorders of sex development, but no issues with men who have just small dicks.

Not being snotty and not shrugging, "shrewdly" just giving friendly guidance. There's no medical or scientific data to support your conclusions.

Snowy0Star
06-20-2013, 06:22 PM
^ how long did this take u to type out? 0.0

Rose_Who
06-20-2013, 06:24 PM
Ok, so a nurse and a sex educator (Me, I have a degree in human sexuality) have both told you that dicks can't get bigger. The person who told you that they can is a guy who works in a porn shop.

.................

Not being snotty and not shrugging, "shrewdly" just giving friendly guidance. There's no medical or scientific data to support your conclusions.

I love this post so much that I want to have unprotected sex with it and have a litter of baby posts to raise and cherish and love until they eventually turn into snotty teenage posts that think they know better and move out into the world, only to come back apologizing for their teenpost years and tell us how much they love us for all the things that pissed them off before.

IsobelWren
06-20-2013, 06:26 PM
BTW, this is the Penistretcher(tm)

http://www.pegym.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/penistretcher.jpg

Can you imagine wearing that bastard upwards of six hours a day?! LOL! Definitely can't wear it to work if you work outside the home! Wearing it around your house at night, someone drops by unexpectedly...
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/judged.gif

Also, the Phallosan, because of my heavily Japanese background I see san as the honorific. I keep picturing someone greeting his master with a little bow, "Ah, hello Phallo san!"

Awesome picture of the Phallosan on a CG dick
http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/I85b2z9KOuk/hqdefault.jpg
The Phallosan itself
http://www.phallosan.de/fileadmin/video/ph-forte-noflash-1.jpg

Also not something I'd want to wear (in this case) for 3 or more hours a day.

I particularly wouldn't want to wear either of them for that long for only a two centimeter increase at most.

CanadianRuby
06-20-2013, 06:33 PM
^^^^^
34029

IsobelWren
06-20-2013, 06:33 PM
^ how long did this take u to type out? 0.0

http://25.media.tumblr.com/7f952df7d8d8ec2a79ee256fe8801f8d/tumblr_mjbjx3nmpt1rv8jpzo1_250.gif

Ermmm...Eh heh. Longer than it should have. You see, I'm having a "do not want" cam night...so I convinced myself it was a teachable moment and a legit reason to take...ohhhh um...some amount of time...off cam to browse Jstor and Medline journal databases for information about penises.

Snowy0Star
06-20-2013, 07:04 PM
Fake Sugar Daddy - do you want a sugar daddy?
Me- Yes id love one how much did u want to give me month (im bored)
FSD - show me your toes
Me - 3 gold to see my feet
FSD- where do you live?
Me - My house
FSD has logged off

justanothercamgirl
06-21-2013, 12:53 PM
ithinkiamclever: show ass
ithinkiamclever: ur hot
ithinkiamclever: or show face...your choice

------
Hmmmm....well since I do no free requests in my room I am going to chose none of the above.

CanadianRuby
06-21-2013, 11:24 PM
34032

:D....Hey man....where did you go....why....why did you stop chatting me as soon as I told you to stop trying to trick me into free dirty chat????? :D:D:D:D

You don't want to pay me money for a sexual act on a PAY2PLAY site?????????

Oh I see. :D

/Sarcasm

qurl
06-22-2013, 01:21 AM
"You one ugly cow"

:(

I should be fortunate that in several months of camming that was my first blatantly mean/name calling comment. He left IMMEDIATELY, like instantly, after too because he is a coward.

qurl
06-22-2013, 02:26 AM
It was probably a "she" ... a jealous model kind of "she." I just assume when someone insults me and instantly leaves, that it's a model trying to bring negativity into my room.

Hm, I never thought of that.. I am so naive when it comes to fellow camgirls. >:(

Nina_Den
06-22-2013, 12:12 PM
^ Ewww. He sounds like one of the douchebags from Facial Abuse. What a creep.

AliceFun
06-22-2013, 03:56 PM
Him in freechat on SM: Show me that legs bb
Me: sent automated message about tipping for requests
Him: ha ha all the other models don't charge to stand up not gonna make money like that sorry
Me: kick

So he knows better how i should make my money, also that girls dont charge for requests. Yeah right GTFO dude!

IsobelWren
06-22-2013, 04:03 PM
It was probably a "she" ... a jealous model kind of "she." I just assume when someone insults me and instantly leaves, that it's a model trying to bring negativity into my room.

Interesting thought! You've given me something to think about! I usually figure someone who leaves instantly is a coward insult-and-run. I figure he's been banned from other rooms before for his dickery and now has to make do with assuming he's insulted you and that you're spluttering in impotent rage. He figures he has to leave before you ban him so that he can come back later and ruin your day then....or more likely just STFU and hope you don't remember him so that he can be a 30 second peeper. We all know that the reason they insult you in the first place is because they find you attractive and have to take you down a peg for whatever reasons of their own mental inadequacy.

qurl
06-22-2013, 07:32 PM
By far the most asinine conversation I've ever had in free chat:


Some douche: Show ass bb

Me: I'd love to show you my ass bb ;) Tip 5 gold

Some douche: pls
plz
p;s

Me: How many camgirls has that worked for so far?

Some douche: I'm begging

Me: Beg harder (I was bored haha)

Some douche: plz show him ur ass
so he can nut in me
we are trying for baby

Me: So let me get this straight.. you're Some douche's wife, he's fucking you, and he needs to see my ass so you two can conceive?

Some douche: yes
pls ass bb

seller317
06-22-2013, 07:49 PM
By far the most asinine conversation I've ever had in free chat:




Some douche: Show ass bb


Me: I'd love to show you my ass bb ;) Tip 5 gold


Some douche: pls
plz
p;s


Me: How many camgirls has that worked for so far?


Some douche: I'm begging


Me: Beg harder (I was bored haha)


Some douche: plz show him ur ass
so he can nut in me
we are trying for baby


Me: So let me get this straight.. you're Some douche's wife, he's fucking you, and he needs to see my ass so you two can conceive?


Some douche: yes
pls ass bb

As the saying goes "You get what you ask for" and that you did right there lol Creative at least and I woulda been cracking up if that was in my room!

Sunnylexie
06-22-2013, 08:37 PM
Some douche: plz show him ur ass
so he can nut in me
we are trying for baby


Me: So let me get this straight.. you're Some douche's wife, he's fucking you, and he needs to see my ass so you two can conceive?


No chatting while fucking could help.

MariaModel
06-22-2013, 08:41 PM
I have fun with the types listed above. I'm pretty good at thinking of funny or quirky insults so to me it's entertainment. Don't let them ever get to you, that's just silly. You are on a camera in the privacy of whatever room you decide to be in. Most of the time I don't even acknowledge that they are there. However, if they say something really stupid and I can come back with something entertaining I'll usually read, out loud, what they said to me to the room...then reply. The people who come into my room get a laugh out of it and sometimes, not often, someone may tip me for being funny or they will "like" me and come back because they think I'm cool. Today I got a tip for making fun of a stupid guest. The entire room thought it was hilarious.

qurl
06-22-2013, 09:37 PM
As the saying goes "You get what you ask for" and that you did right there lol Creative at least and I woulda been cracking up if that was in my room!

Oh yeah I was laughing, it was amusing me greatly :D I wanted to ask him (ehm, HER lmfao) follow up questions about their desire for a baby and my involvement, but I got pulled into private.
They are so incredibly dumb to think we are so dumb to believe their shit. He needed to see my ass SO BAD apparently he took the time to think of some weird alternative universe scenario where one might need to view a girl's behind.

LoraDoll
06-22-2013, 10:19 PM
I m on a super burnout,and in the days, zero interesting in job... a had this amazing pvt just tonight :
Guy asked me about "dick sizes" around 10-15 min, and lots of silly questions... after a time, i just lost patience. :headache:
...
bis*** : what is big size to u? bigher than 18?
me : 18-20!
Bis* : and what is small?
me : below 10-12... i think.
Bis* : what you think I have?
me : 8
Bis* : why you guess this?
me : why not? i can be able to type any other number.
me : like 14
me : 16
me : 20
me : 239482735982
Bis* : lol..

Another one:
I have a zombie face, so i show myself from behind, and hope, they wont recognize i m dead tired.
Member: my favorite is from behind, how did u know that? **amazed**
Me: Well, I m a genius ;)

Nina_Den
06-23-2013, 02:18 PM
dumbass: do you do pvt shows?
me: Sure. You don't have to ask.
dumbass: sex toys and all ?
me: I use toys in exclusive chat.
dumbass: great. can u seduce me here and then i take you pvt ?

LOL. No.

sophiesecrets
06-23-2013, 02:36 PM
I love this post so much that I want to have unprotected sex with it and have a litter of baby posts to raise and cherish and love until they eventually turn into snotty teenage posts that think they know better and move out into the world, only to come back apologizing for their teenpost years and tell us how much they love us for all the things that pissed them off before.

WAhahaHAHAhaha... hahahah. Ur funny! i just spilled my coca'cola all over my dress, THX! lololol.

Fallenangel2904
06-23-2013, 02:41 PM
If this guy didn't just spend 20 minutes in private with me before hand I would have been a bitch. He came into free after the show (which I hate, especially if they hang around) and he did of course. He went on about how he hoped I felt better now that he 'helped me cum' lol

Turd: Hey I was wondering if you could send me a picture
Me: Well there are pictures in my gallery
Turd: Oh of that pretty pink pussy?
Me: Oh no, that's not allowed
Turd: Well maybe you can send me a pic of it. Just this one time. And I messaged you something. Hope you like ;) and let me know what you think of my question
Me: :assuming its a dick pic and inwardly sighing to myself: I don't send pictures, but I'll check your message when I get off here and let you know what I think :trying my best to still smile:

Sure enough. Dick pic. And his phone number asking me to text him LOL! Just cuz you bought a show and 'got me off' doesn't mean now I'm gonna text you and you're gonna be my boyfriend. Ugh I can't.

Nacie19
06-23-2013, 03:31 PM
The most annoying thing for me is guys who asks for for free flashes.