View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
CanadianRuby
06-27-2013, 06:38 PM
Douche: noi boys over to admire you?
Douche: no boys over to admire you?
Me: One, but he has spent like $170 on me so far today
Me: I am waiting for him to get bored
Me: doesn't seem to be happening
Douche: i meant at your house
Douche: duh
Douche: :P
Me: Why would I have boys over
Douche: idk
Douche: to see you?
Me: I entertain men online, not in real life lol
DougJ: oh
Douche: so no guy friends in real life?
Me: Not particularly, no
Douche: fair enough
((He has never spent money on me, has chatted me once or twice before....why would I tell you anything about "some boys" coming over????))
JaneBurgess
06-27-2013, 06:43 PM
assanti - sho tits bb
Me - Not for free
assanti - open tits bb
Me - open dick bb
assanti - wht?
Me - Sho dik bb, me hrny
Then I kicked his ass out of the room. Why can't these morons ever spell?
CanadianRuby
06-27-2013, 06:47 PM
assanti - sho tits bb
Me - Not for free
assanti - open tits bb
Me - open dick bb
assanti - wht?
Me - Sho dik bb, me hrny
Then I kicked his ass out of the room. Why can't these morons ever spell?
I always wondered that. I am assuming it is because they are either on their cellphone and texting your chatroom, OR they are jerking off and typing with only one hand.
But...I have had men STILL type with full sentences while they are jerking it during my cam show.....sooooo...hahaha.
JaneBurgess
06-27-2013, 09:29 PM
Here's a new one. He can't seem to get I am in Arizona
PoppedAMollyImSweatin: are u from virginia?
JaneBurgess: hi
no
arizona
flintstone: how has your day been?
PoppedAMollyImSweatin: vegas
college?
JaneBurgess: arizona
PoppedAMollyImSweatin: colllege/
?
JaneBurgess: no
PoppedAMollyImSweatin: vegas
JaneBurgess: you're from vegas
PoppedAMollyImSweatin: no u
JaneBurgess: arizona
justanothercamgirl
06-28-2013, 11:25 AM
Meanwhile in the $1 GS
JAC: Don't forget to add me as your favourite after the show. ;-)
asshat: ok so make me want to add you as my favorite
JAC: ....
-----
If I wasn't so damn hard up for money I would of banned him right out of the GS. Grrr......
SadieTaylor
06-28-2013, 12:31 PM
Just logging on to cam last....
Me: Hi Babe hru?
DoucheCanoe: I really don't like your smile.
Me: Hahaha, that's funny, usually guys tell me how much they love it.
DoucheCanoe: Really, quit smiling, it's horrible.
Me: Extends middle finger while smiling and bans him.
DoodlebugBites
06-28-2013, 01:06 PM
I'm going to assume this means someone came in my free chat:
"++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++6
6
6
6
6"
nikki187
06-28-2013, 02:31 PM
Idiot: heyy
Me: hi, how are you?
Idiot: good, how are u?
Me: great, thanks. Whats up?
Idiot: just woke up can i see some ass from you for just waking up?
Me: yes, you can see my ass for 5 gold
Idiot: but i just woke up tho
Me: lol, so that doesn't help me pay my bills
Idiot logs off
Nina_Den
06-28-2013, 02:36 PM
^ Are they acting stupid, do they think we are stupid, or ARE they that stupid, indeed?
I can't wrap my head around this.
justanothercamgirl
06-28-2013, 02:43 PM
Idiot: heyy
Me: hi, how are you?
Idiot: good, how are u?
Me: great, thanks. Whats up?
Idiot: just woke up can i see some ass from you for just waking up?
Me: yes, you can see my ass for 5 gold
Idiot: but i just woke up tho
Me: lol, so that doesn't help me pay my bills
Idiot logs off
They expect ass for just waking up?
If so then we deserve a damn ticker tape parade for being on cam. ;)
CanadianRuby
06-28-2013, 03:29 PM
34083
I was watching a gold show (the model was awwwwesome, one of the best shows I have ever seen, very friendly and inspirational).
Anyways, the dumbass keeps saying weird shit, and eventually he starts talking about how she basically is "free" (her gold show was a $3 buy in for a VERY long show), and that other models "just want money".
I am "newbiegirl" on streamate (custie account)....so I said my piece haha.
Sunnylexie
06-28-2013, 09:15 PM
I'm going to assume this means someone came in my free chat:
"++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++6
6
6
6
6"
Apparently his dick is 6+in and you owe him some appreciation. You could at least have congratulated him on that >:(.
CanadianRuby
06-28-2013, 09:37 PM
34084
1. This man is obsessed with the fact I am white.
2. He gets turned on "only by white women" he apparently likes to be called "racial slurs"
3. He keeps going on...and on....and on about race, race, race, race, race, race.........what I like, who I like, what race do I like, what height.....
UHGHGHGHGHGHG.
34085
CanadianRuby
06-28-2013, 10:37 PM
34086
O_o
I just...
I can't with this site anymore.
gingerstripper
06-28-2013, 11:27 PM
Are you jewish?
You look like you're made out of marble
You look like you have collagen
Ummmm, why the fuck would i be jewish...?
then the other guys said yea leave religion at home...
then the who marble thing was weird... umm. and collagen?? o.o
Nina_Den
06-29-2013, 05:16 AM
^ LOL. I "use" the fact that I'm an Israeli, Jewish girl cause an incredible amount of guys seems to think it's "hot". But it sure does attracts the dumbasses, too... I get stuff like that on a regular basis:
"Allahu Akbar"
"Dude, I'm not Arab." (And besides, why would you even say that?)
"Are you one of the Israelites?" (As if I stepped right out of a bible book)
"Isn't is Shabbat? What are you doing here?"
"Not all Israeli people are orthodox, you know."
One of my favorites: "Do you speak Jewish?" sometimes replaced by "Do you speak Israeli?"
And so on and so forth. But usually it serves me good, so I ain't complaining. These things are a great comic-relief (actually, there sure isn't a lack of it on SM, especially on the slowest days).
VictoriaChaos
06-29-2013, 06:12 AM
I just started camming and so far 'plz stand' or 'can you stand?' is the most annoying to me.
"Yes, I am perfectly capable of standing, thanks for asking."
The guys in my room think it's funny.
Of course people asking you to flash them, so I reply with if you tip me.
Most of the time they do and I'll flash them my ass.
Everytime without fail, "OMG, I was not expecting that."
"Well you just fucking paid me, did you think I was lying?
Oh and last but not least guys getting mad that your talking to other dudes...
Is there really anything else to say but what the fuck?
VictoriaChaos
06-29-2013, 06:23 AM
Just thought of another one.
This twenty-year old comes in and keeps taking me to private so I can view his cam for five seconds.
First he does it and blows me kisses for five seconds, leaves private comes back into my room "did you like my kisses?"
Outloud- "Yeah, your kisses were great."
In my head- "WTF ASSHOLE. I had a room of people you son of a bitch."
This happens two other times. One so I could see his dick and another so I could just watch him?
I don't really know what but I started ignoring him after awhile and he left.
I mention his age because not only did he look like he was super young, he looked like a fucking child but also his maturity level was just a notch above 0.
Snowy0Star
06-29-2013, 06:28 AM
I just started camming and so far 'plz stand' or 'can you stand?' is the most annoying to me.
"Yes, I am perfectly capable of standing, thanks for asking."
The guys in my room think it's funny.
Of course people asking you to flash them, so I reply with if you tip me.
Most of the time they do and I'll flash them my ass.
Everytime without fail, "OMG, I was not expecting that."
"Well you just fucking paid me, did you think I was lying?
Oh and last but not least guys getting mad that your talking to other dudes...
Is there really anything else to say but what the fuck?
i have never had anyone be mad at me for talking to other ppl what kind of stuff do they say ?thats a whole nother level fucktard-ness and entitled-ment
justanothercamgirl
06-29-2013, 06:34 AM
Just thought of another one.
This twenty-year old comes in and keeps taking me to private so I can view his cam for five seconds.
First he does it and blows me kisses for five seconds, leaves private comes back into my room "did you like my kisses?"
Outloud- "Yeah, your kisses were great."
In my head- "WTF ASSHOLE. I had a room of people you son of a bitch."
This happens two other times. One so I could see his dick and another so I could just watch him?
I don't really know what but I started ignoring him after awhile and he left.
I mention his age because not only did he look like he was super young, he looked like a fucking child but also his maturity level was just a notch above 0.
What site is this on? Just checking if it is Streamate or not.
VictoriaChaos
06-29-2013, 07:10 AM
i have never had anyone be mad at me for talking to other ppl what kind of stuff do they say ?thats a whole nother level fucktard-ness and entitled-ment
The night before, the dude had come in we did a private, he had a panty fetish and wanted me to sell him mine after I had used them in the private. No problem, got his e-mail it's whatever.
Yesterday morning I hop on and get a nice crowd in. So I'm sitting there, giggling, talking, smiling, making sure everyone has attention. So the panty guy starts asking if I'm telling anyone else about my panties and how I'm his girl and no one else can have me.
This after he announced to the room that I was wonderful and totally worth it.
Someone must have listened, I had great success yesterday.
VictoriaChaos
06-29-2013, 07:11 AM
What site is this on? Just checking if it is Streamate or not.
Yepp, Streamate is the only site I decided to try out.
So far so good. People seem very pleased with me.
justanothercamgirl
06-29-2013, 08:24 AM
Yepp, Streamate is the only site I decided to try out.
So far so good. People seem very pleased with me.
My suggestion is that if a guy takes you to private for less than 30 seconds to ban him.
1. It clears out your room when he takes you private and you have to wait to build traffic up again.
2. He knows that he doesn't have to pay you when he does it and is ripping you off on purpose.
VictoriaChaos
06-29-2013, 08:49 AM
Thank you for the tip JAC!
It's appreciated.
DoodlebugBites
06-29-2013, 09:15 AM
DemandingGeek: Mmm love your glasses
PatientDoodlebug: Oh, thanks!
DemandingGeek: You look like a reader
PatientDoodlebug: Ha ha, I am!
DemandingGeek: Take off your glasses
PatientDoodlebug: Oh, I need them to see!
DemandingGeek: Take off your glasses
PatientDoodlebug: Then I wouldn't be able read what the other guests type for me.
PatientDoodlebug: I don't want to be rude, ha ha!
DemandingGeek: Take off your glasses bb
PatientDoodlebug: Sweetie I will be glad to take them off for you in private
PatientDoodlebug: Just make sure you type anything you want me to do ahead of time
DemandingGeek: No here, take off your glasses here. just for a sec
[DemandingGeek has been kicked]
Ten seconds later...
DemandingGeek: So are you ready to take off your glasses
PatientDoodlebug: All requests in free chat need to be accompanied by a tip, sweetie
DemandingGeek: I don't pay for eyes
[DemandingGeek has been banned]
VictoriaChaos
06-29-2013, 11:28 AM
I swear to god.
Sometimes I loose faith in humanity with this shit.
So he asks if I'm nasty or whatever and I'm like yeah, I'm a pretty kinky girl.
He takes me into private and asks if I've ever fucked anything four legged or thought about it.
He doesn't have sound so I'm typing my answers. I tell him I need to stay within the site rules.
He tells me to speak my answer so I ask him what answer and he says, to my original question.
WTF part of site rules do these people not understand?
Blocked, bitch.
Oh and my new most annoying on question, just now "Do you have toys?" Yeah, I have toys. "Oh good and you do anal, I'll take a prvt."
WTF, it says I do anal in the same place it says I have toys.
I don't fucking get it. . .
CanadianRuby
06-29-2013, 04:09 PM
DemandingGeek: Mmm love your glasses
PatientDoodlebug: Oh, thanks!
DemandingGeek: You look like a reader
PatientDoodlebug: Ha ha, I am!
DemandingGeek: Take off your glasses
PatientDoodlebug: Oh, I need them to see!
DemandingGeek: Take off your glasses
PatientDoodlebug: Then I wouldn't be able read what the other guests type for me.
PatientDoodlebug: I don't want to be rude, ha ha!
DemandingGeek: Take off your glasses bb
PatientDoodlebug: Sweetie I will be glad to take them off for you in private
PatientDoodlebug: Just make sure you type anything you want me to do ahead of time
DemandingGeek: No here, take off your glasses here. just for a sec
[DemandingGeek has been kicked]
Ten seconds later...
DemandingGeek: So are you ready to take off your glasses
PatientDoodlebug: All requests in free chat need to be accompanied by a tip, sweetie
DemandingGeek: I don't pay for eyes
[DemandingGeek has been banned]
Only assholes tell us to take off our glasses, in my opinion.
I cannot see ANYTHING without my glasses on. If they want to see me without them they will have to wait until I have a day where I want to wear contact lenses.
Why was he SO obsessed with you taking off your glasses? Is it like they just like getting another human being to do their bidding? What a douchebag.
Nina_Den
06-29-2013, 04:24 PM
Foxxy, do you allow Guest Chat, or are these registered SM members?
VictoriaChaos
06-29-2013, 04:33 PM
SM jerkoff1: 6.99? Per pound?
SM jerkoff2: can i masturbate to you piggie? can you oink?, it turns me on. =)
............................... and it doesn't end there.:banghead:
Do people really have nothing better to do with their lives?
I mean really, most are just trying to make a living.
That's just foul.
justanothercamgirl
06-29-2013, 05:13 PM
I swear to god.
Sometimes I loose faith in humanity with this shit.
So he asks if I'm nasty or whatever and I'm like yeah, I'm a pretty kinky girl.
He takes me into private and asks if I've ever fucked anything four legged or thought about it.
He doesn't have sound so I'm typing my answers. I tell him I need to stay within the site rules.
He tells me to speak my answer so I ask him what answer and he says, to my original question.
WTF part of site rules do these people not understand?
Blocked, bitch.
Oh and my new most annoying on question, just now "Do you have toys?" Yeah, I have toys. "Oh good and you do anal, I'll take a prvt."
WTF, it says I do anal in the same place it says I have toys.
I don't fucking get it. . .
Do not try to logic the crazy....it will only make you crazy eventually. ;)
VictoriaChaos
06-30-2013, 05:55 PM
When guys ask while in private for you to do something you already told them in guest chat that you will not do.
Fucktard: "Put that toy in your ass."
Me: "No, I'm not ripping my asshole open for you.
I don't go to your job at Burger King and order a fucking McChicken."
VictoriaChaos
06-30-2013, 10:27 PM
"Come on baby, show me your botty."
Really botty?
How is that shorter?
CourtneyRaine
06-30-2013, 10:49 PM
viewer: do you have toys?
me: yep, I do!
viewer: are you hard?
me: umm... I'm a girl. Girls don't get hard.
I guess we know where all of his blood had rushed to because it certainly was not in his brain :P He ended up taking me private though, so it's cool.
CourtneyRaine
06-30-2013, 11:41 PM
I hate when guys PM me with stupidity:
abh: hiiiii
me: hello
abh: i want to go privt but i want to see your boobs before i go privet whit you
me: 5 credits for tits
abh: no i want to go privt
me: then i will show you in private
abh: no i want to see if i dont like it
me: sorry, i do not get naked in free chat without tips
[abh leaves]
We all hear the fake ass "I'll go private if you get naked right now" line but notice that this guy took that a step further, that he had to sample my tits to make sure they're to his liking. They are tits! Straight guys love tits! Of course he'd love them, the cheap ass!
VictoriaChaos
07-01-2013, 06:02 AM
You never know Courtney, maybe he was looking for a third nipple.
Hmmm, is that a fetish?
So last night a dude tipped me, I flashed him my ass and he typed;
................................................MM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
I mean really?
I don't get this.
Does this mean you want to eat it or what?
Can you imagine if you just went around and every time you saw something you liked, MMMMMMMM.
I really don't get that.
VictoriaChaos
07-01-2013, 06:32 AM
This thread is becoming my home.
Once again people asking for shit I cannot make my body do.
"Make sure you cum hard, I wanna be able to see it come from your pussy.
I can't promise that, my pussy has a mind of it's own.
If you want, you could always just watch yourself cum.
CanadianRuby
07-01-2013, 08:16 PM
3412634127341283412934130
You'll have to read these little pictures. Also, the first screen shot must be clicked on TWICE to make it large enough for you to read, the others should be easy to read.
I just.....WHY WOULD SOMEONE MESSAGE ME LIKE THIS???????
What kind of a "sub" is this man? Like...what the hell? :banghead:
roast
07-01-2013, 10:55 PM
^ Are they acting stupid, do they think we are stupid, or ARE they that stupid, indeed?
I can't wrap my head around this.
Yes? I think it is a few things?
1. [Youth] If it is a site where they can chat with you without credit cards.... uh, the person on the other end may not... be uh the age of the majority. Im using euphemisms here but you know... what I mean. Chatspeak and such gets more and more abbreviated, stilted, and sometimes way ahead of the curve the younger you are. Id probably guess a solid chunk of this thread are these types?
2. [Currently Masturbating] My guess is a decent chunk (lol statistics) of guys surf camsites, especially freechat ones, already aroused and stroking. Typing and having a convo in this sttae isnt always a uh smooth process?
3. [Intoxicated] Self-explanatory. Combine with 2 and 1, and forget about it.
4. [Whorephobia aka Whores are not human] Society teaches us 'whores' are dumb. Pre-webcamming and social networks you couldnt engage with your favorite porn star, alt star, amateur star, so smoothly via the internet... you had to physically go to conventions, autograph appearances, go to stripclubs, etc. That is too much admission of love of porn for most, so there was no real engagement with adult entertainers doing XXX stuff before. Maybe emails or forums I guess but not so interactive AND anonymous. Webcamming is where you can CHAT with a 'whore' (often) for free. And she is regularly available. Add on the allure or shock or taboo of sex work and ppl are floundering on how to engage, theyll gawk like theyre at a zoo, may be be overly familiar, or just speak harshly. Some people legitimately do not know how to engage with sex workers as if we're going to go tête–à–tête with even a modicum of intelligence. It is why this site has so many lurkers? Why SW chat usually has a bunch of randoms who perma-lurk or guys who arent in the industry nor buy into the industry much who are always there. To people who view people who engage in sex work as less than human, why waste braincells or integrity engaging fullon? And ppl do oft behave differently in stripclubs, brothels, peep shows, than they would elsewhere... not just in terms of sexual arousal but enough that all of these places (typically) require security.
Seriously, think about it: irl places where groups of sex workers congregrate in groups, security is expected to be there to protect us from a few guys who go bananas with this whorephobia kind of infatuation/stigma. Now, take a webcam site - biggest congregation of sex workers ever anywhere on earth: no filter.
For #4 that is usually virgin/whore stuff... but Ive definitely had guys who would type to me with not enough disrespect to ban but enough for me to take mental note - who later stopped (not by my prodding but guess they got over their own issues with dumb whores, I guess). Social conditioning is a stronggggggggggggg ass thing, even I catch myself falling back into it, getting rid of sex work stigma is a sonofabitch.... and unfortunately a number of our consumers unquestionably accept it at full volume. *Most* people do... I dont use that as an excuse for the behavior, just something I bear in mind and try to overlook it, I guess.
5. [Mirroring] theyre talking to someone who isnt engaging them particularly intelligently so they do the same. Im more vapid on cam so when someone is kind of blurgh back, lol I wont blast them here. I figure theyre just mirroring what Im projecting. Or if the girl is clearly intoxicated as well, which Ive been there before also, they probably wont be on their 'A' game... sympathetically.
6. [Time] Theyre in a hurry so "boobs" is all they can muster. You're the 100th room theyve been in and theyre exhausted with the whole "hunt" and are just cutting to the chase bc theyre over it. They may have just been banned, yelled at (legitimately or honestly not), seen something that turned them quickly from on to off, are getting burned out on webcams (lol happens to customers too), whatever... and are super brusque, exhausted, burned out, scorned, blew money on a timewaster, blew money on someone they didnt read the profile of, whatever it may be... so arent making any effort to build rapport or communicate?
7. [Anonymity] Freud says there is a Superego: what you show to the public and what is socially normative... and that doesnt exist when you can be anonymous. Especially internet anonymous? OK the Ego makes reality and your ID desires compromise... OK, I think many of our best Regulars are in Ego form most of the time, guys who enjoy cams and tip/buy are probably ego as well. The rest? The Id. We get them unfiltered and unwashed lol, humanity with no filter is pretty alarming, hilarious, offensive, not processed, etc..... so combine that with #4? Probably 1/3 of this thread lbr.
8. [Porn should be free and/or Porn IS free and/or No Idea what site theyre 'really' on and/or I cant pay] and the ensuing exhaustion of going from room to room (see #6) for freebies, rage (see #4), confusion, not making sense, etc
.........This is just me overthinking it bc I wonder this often? Especially if I have a day where most of my chats feel like YouTube video comments have come alive.... and depending on certain sites that may be most of the time Im logged in. And I try to keep the above in mind as a 'guide' esp if Im dreading logging in. Helps me be... more sympathetic?
Obviously since this is the Stupid Annoying Shit Thread it only applies to these kind sof customers/freeloaders and clearly it doesnt comprise all customers at all, that obv needed to be said.............. but the ones that make you go hmmm aka this thread? My experience is that they fall into one of these buckets most of the time? So that's usually my assumption?
/cray derail, sorry!
Sunnylexie
07-02-2013, 12:21 AM
march.dabrowski: russians are greedy liars thieves murderers why should i drop gold here
Me: why did you come here at the first place?
march.dabrowski: you are a retard
Me: You can do better, can't you?
march.dabrowski: kgb putti'n motherfucker you know its true compensating for the truth
march.dabrowski: "no vacancies" it reads in my country stay out
*Someone takes me pvt*
Me: Go on please - will read later
march.dabrowski: russia i.t. program is 10 years behind any country learn your facts
march.dabrowski: black dolphin has more inhuman acts toward humanism than any other country
russians are #1 of illegal immigrants causing more crimes than any other race
culture
march.dabrowski: you football team sucks this year
*PVT ends*
Me: Well, not really into football - but ok)
Any more amazing facts?
march.dabrowski: piss off
Me: Please, go on
It's such a pleasure to listen to you
You are such a well-educated gentleman!
march.dabrowski: nope done develop a brain ill talk more *leaves*
VictoriaChaos
07-02-2013, 02:16 AM
Some guy just argued with me about where my cam is.
Said it should be on my laptop with a wireless keyboard.
Literally would not stop the conversation.
It's fucking two AM.
I mean really?
Nina_Den
07-02-2013, 03:51 AM
Especially if I have a day where most of my chats feel like YouTube video comments have come alive....
I read every single word in your post, nodding profusely, but THIS was the thing that got me. You nailed it.
VictoriaChaos
07-02-2013, 04:10 AM
This shit just doesn't end.
Fucktard: Get naked and we'll go private.
Me:Excuse me sir but you can go fuck yourself. Clothes come off once private starts, ktanxbaii!
Fucktard leaves.
Whooo! Let's go SM!
Were having a nice conversation, than all of a sudden
"I'd like you to pee and shit on me."
GAWD.
Cannot have one normal convo in the early hours, now I know.
FUCK ME.
He just asked for my number so we could talk!
Honestly guys, this should be a fucking reality t.v. show.
"Fucktards say the darnedest things."
Thespark88
07-02-2013, 06:58 AM
(After a pretty cool Convo)
Chaturbate Moron: So tell me, what makes you horny?
Me: Now I know you are a bad boy, but I hope you aren't trying to get dirty talk for free.
Chaturbate Moron: No, I just want to know, what gets you hot. That way I know if I want to take you private or not.
Me: You already know if you want to take me private or not. I am guessing its a no since we have been sitting here chatting for 15 minutes and you haven't.
(Chaturbate Moron Leaves chat ) LOL
(Someone tips me 5 tokens after being in the chat for over an hour)
Me: Thank you!! Now we are finally starting to make a dent.
Chaturbate Broke ass: That's not even close to a dent, it's nothing.
Me: Well that's way more than you have, your cheap ass is still in the gray.
( entire room laughs at him)
Lol, I thnk I am going back to MFC.
scarlettbelle
07-02-2013, 08:01 AM
I just had a guy message me asking for custom HD vids...for free of course. The best part is, he wanted me to send the vids to him to say thank you for the exclusive chat we had recently. I didn't even recognize his name at first, so I looked him up. We have had ONE session together over a week ago, and it was FOUR MINUTES. Yeah, I'll get right on that BB!
Glamourmilf
07-02-2013, 08:10 AM
Fucktard: "I love having sex with my mother. What do You think about that?"
Me: "I think you just earned a 'BANNED for life status!":x:
Billabong
07-02-2013, 10:42 AM
This wasn't technically on live cam, but heres a custom request email I received from C4S yesterday
> Hey pretty,
>
> I would love a clip in which you are really sweaty. So you make it
> after a workout or something. Then you blow your nose without a
> tissue, and you smear the snot on your asshole. Then you start farting
> on your finger.. pushing your finger in a bit, make it real smelly.
> You sniff your finger, and you enjoy your own sweaty farty smell so
> much, that you keep sniffing it while you make yourself cum with your
> other hand.
>
> Would definately buy that!
I replied:
thank you for contacting me for a custom.
I could make this clip for you, but it will cost you $75 for around 5-7
min.
If you agree I will take a payment of $50 upfront and sell the you clip
for $25.
Let me know and we can get started!
He just replied:
It really was a suggestion actually, not a custom clip. If you make anything
like this in the future I'll just buy it from your clip store.
Thanks!
Yeah like anyone else is going to be into that detailed, nasty bullshit but you? You expect me to go through all of that, incorporating 10 fetishes into one clip and you only pay $10.99 eh? Get da fuk outta here.
VictoriaChaos
07-02-2013, 10:53 AM
Thank you Billabong!
That message made me forget about all my shit this morning.
Guess I'll get my face on and get back to the grind.
Need to make up for my goal failures.
Oh and I'm sorry you had to read that.
Wtf is wrong with people?
They want something but they don't want to pay for it.
Anywho, my kudos and respect for you to be willing to do that.
Billabong
07-02-2013, 11:09 AM
LOL! Glad it made you feel better, Victoria.
I find myself catering to grosser fetishes on C4S .. snot/noseblowing, spitting, farting .. BUT the guys are typically respectful and don't ask much of me when they have a request (can you fart in sweatpants, can you spit on a CD). Those are things many guys with the fetish would like to see, and things I don't mind doing. I definitely wasn't keen on this guys request, but I would've found a way to make him a short clip and charge as much as possible for it lol.
VictoriaChaos
07-02-2013, 11:22 AM
People pay you money to video tape yourself spitting on a CD yet people come onto cam sites and demand tits for free.
Mind blown.
So many fetishes I don't know about.
Well I know what I'm doing this afternoon.
Please god, don't let anyone need to search my computer history ever again.
Nina_Den
07-02-2013, 02:16 PM
Something along these lines:
Customer: Do you have a long tongue?
Me: Sorta. Do you have a tongue fetish?
Customer: Yes haha. So, can I see your tongue?
Me: Well played, sir... not after you admitted your fetish.
Customer: Why, is it bad?
Me: Not at all, actually. But if I show you my tongue in free chat now that I know your little secret, it will be equivalent to showing any other guy my tits.
Customer: Oh shit. You are actually smart.
*Pause, ignoring him.*
Customer: So... will you show me your tongue for gold?
Me: Sure! 5 gold please.
He leaves. The "you are actually smart" part... I don't know if it's funny or sad.