View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
breezzzy
07-02-2013, 02:48 PM
some asshole didn't like the colour/style panties i was wearing and told me to go change into some different ones before he would tip......um no fuck off
CanadianRuby
07-02-2013, 10:02 PM
34148
This is what I wrote back in response to this assholes profile:
"How about YOU pay money to women for their content, instead of expecting free content?
How about you go elsewhere and look at free pictures, instead of going to a pay2play site and expecting free shit? "
scarlettbelle
07-02-2013, 10:18 PM
Oh boy...first night on trying out MGF as my plan C backup site and I'm 99% sure this site is NOT for me. Where to even start....
OH I KNOW. How about the scat fetish guy who sent me a loooooong description of the extreme fetish video he wanted, and tried to convince me to do it for $30. Or maybe the asshole who decided to berate me and call me retarded for putting .99 in my cam show pricing instead of rounding to whole numbers. WTF.
nikki187
07-03-2013, 11:20 PM
Dumbass: has sent $5.00 ofGOLD
LOL. Yeah
Snowy0Star
07-04-2013, 12:23 AM
Dumbass: has sent $5.00 ofGOLD
LOL. Yeah
nikkie187 has shownTits
SweetJulia
07-04-2013, 12:32 AM
Ok, I worked on MFC today, so I have a few:
1-I had someone offer me five tokens to "go" in the cat litter box.
2-I had a guy ask me to mace my, um, down there to "increase sensitivity."
That said, I did make good money and now I have a few more stories for the book I plan on writing.
Thespark88
07-04-2013, 08:41 AM
SM Broke Ass: You need a man in yo life ma?
Me: I need a big spender in my life.
Snowy0Star
07-04-2013, 08:45 AM
SM Broke Ass: You need a man in yo life ma?
Me: I need a big spender in my life.
and a man that passed 1 grade English
nikki187
07-04-2013, 09:58 AM
nikkie187 has shownTits
LOL. Next time I am going to use that.
Thespark88
07-04-2013, 12:25 PM
and a man that passed 1 grade English
Exactly! Why would I even entertain someone who can even type/speak properly. If asking if I needed a man didn't give it away, the fact that he couldn't spell was all the proof I needed that he wasn't planning an spending a dime.
Sunnylexie
07-04-2013, 06:53 PM
Classic chat on SM:
DALTEX2013: we want a gold ahow
Me: who is the "we"?
you and your dick lol?
I want a pvt
so what?
DALTEX2013: fuck you shart ass bye
Me: fine, bye)))
breezzzy
07-04-2013, 07:02 PM
( I let basics talk )
and this moron told me to get naked before he takes me private
YOU CAN'T TAKE ME PVT. DUMB ASS MOTHERFUCKER
Sunnylexie
07-04-2013, 09:21 PM
In the very end of a cum show (I'm about to climax):
asshat: are you horny?
asshat: bb?
asshat: answer bb?
No need to say I ignored him.
Nina_Den
07-05-2013, 04:09 AM
OK, so, yesterday I had someone come into free chat and tell me he signed up to SM just for me. He talked a little, then suddenly left. One hour later, I get an SM mail - it's him. The mail's at least 20-lines long, telling me how I made him "intimidated" so he had to leave, how he fell in love with me from the first moment he met me, how we "fit" because he's also "extremely intelligent" (at which point he started writing in detail about the various clubs and societies he's a member of (lol)), how he just wants to spend time with me in exclusive.
At that point, I was torn between "banking potential" and "a complete, total waste of time". I sent him a short, quick message telling me he has absolutely no reason to be intimidated by me and that I'd love to get to know him.
A few minutes later, he comes back into free chat. In the first 10-minutes he's completely silent, which I found very weird, considering the unbelievably-long mail he sent me.
I said, "So, X, what are you up to?"
He said, "Oh, nothing much. Just depressed because of the holiday spirit, and you make me smile. I don't need anything else!"
I said, "I don't think you understand the point of this website."
He said, "Yes, I guess I don't."
Pause.
"I'd love to take you private but I can't."
"Bye X, have a nice day."
"Bye."
So much for signing up for SM "just for me". Now, don't get me wrong; I totally understand some guys just want to talk to us because they think we're awesome. I can UNDERSTAND it, but not accept it. WHY do they think we'll just roll with it? What makes it legitimate in their weird little minds, that they tell us "I just want to talk to you, that's enough for me"? It's equivalent to going to a restaurant, sitting at a table, and when the waitress approaches you, to say, "Oh, don't mind me. I'll just sit here and look; your place is beautiful. That's enough for me!".
OK, end of rant. Just needed to let it out. Luckily, as I said, I had an amazing shift yesterday so it didn't affect me, but it still amazes me.
Lacy Luck
07-05-2013, 12:18 PM
This one is via message, not live cam but it applies.
"hi Lacy :), my name is -IDIOT-, i'm a model agent from USA, i live in LA california, i saw some of your videos and pics
here and i can tell u r soo hot, i wanna talk with u about business actually i wanna be your agent and dont worry i will
not take money from u lol i can help you earn alot of money i work with many websites and magazines plus other agents
and models i know just think about it think about ur future and when we talk i will tell you about the details and every
thing u wanna know ok, add me on skype -IDIOT- or send me your email, i will be waiting your respond :)"
Sounds like a great opportunity OMG amIrite?
Sunnylexie
07-05-2013, 06:56 PM
My stage age is 29.
GS punchbowl pisser: youre getting old
Riight, and worn out::). Don't forget to ask me what I'm gonna do when I'm unable to sell my body anymore as there are hundreds of 18-year-olds getting in the industry every day.
Fallenangel2904
07-05-2013, 07:20 PM
I was in free chat, was incredibly slow so I didn't mind chatting for a little bit.
Tard begins to ask me sexual questions. Favorite sexual position, when the last time I fucked was. I half answered unenthusiasticly while watching Fashion Police to the right of me (TV on mute, closed captions are on lol) eventually I got a little annoyed and disintersted. It went something like this
Tard: What's your favorite position
Me: Doggy (glances over at tv for a minute)
Tard: When was the last time you had sex with a real dick?
Me: Last week (glances back at TV)
Tard: What would you want me to do to you
Me: I don't talk about this in free. Take me private and I'll talk about this with you (getting annoyed now
Tard: What? You don't like talking about this?
Me: Not in free chat
Tard: Who's in the room with you
Me: Huh? No one
Tard: You keep looking over to the side
Me: Well you have to pay for my undivided attention, and so far you haven't
Tard: Huh?
Fuck this. Block.
Seriously...'Oh you don't LIKE letting me jerk it to you for free?' No of course I do, because this isn't a job at all, I'm just a whore who does this because I want to, NOTHING to do with money!
STFU.
VictoriaChaos
07-05-2013, 07:53 PM
Creeper: Do you role play?
Open Minded me: Yes, I love to role play what did you have in mind?
Creeper: How young will you roleplay?
Confused me: Eighteen.
Creeper leaves.
O.o Seriously? I'm not gonna act like a fucking 13 year old for you, you sick fuck!
CanadianRuby
07-05-2013, 09:50 PM
Creeper: Do you role play?
Open Minded me: Yes, I love to role play what did you have in mind?
Creeper: How young will you roleplay?
Confused me: Eighteen.
Creeper leaves.
O.o Seriously? I'm not gonna act like a fucking 13 year old for you, you sick fuck!
Pretty much, 80% of the time, if someone asks you if you "roleplay", they are a pedophile.
Rose_Who
07-06-2013, 07:00 AM
Pretty much, 80% of the time, if someone asks you if you "roleplay", they are a pedophile.
15% of the time, they want YOU to be the pedophile for a bit of mommy/son action. 3%, they want bro/sis.
2% want something else, like boss/secretary, teacher/student, cop/strung-out-drug-addict-who-got-busted-buying-dope, "happy endings" masseuse....
With incest play being one of the Big No-Nos on SM, I usually tell the bro/sis guys, "Only if you're Jaime Lannister, and I'm Queen Cersei." Have yet to have someone take me up on it. *shrug*
VictoriaChaos
07-06-2013, 10:55 AM
Fucktard: I have 4 things for you to do before we go privt.
Me: I have one thing I need to do before we go private.
Fucktard is booted.
Than i ranted for a second.
camigrl
07-06-2013, 11:24 AM
So it had already been a very slow night and then I got this and thought my head would EXPLODE!
StupidDouche: "So i dont completely hate you so thats good"
Me: (dripping with sarcasm) "Awesome, pls let me know how i can keep that up"
StupidDouche: "You have 44min, impress me"
Me: "Wheres my incentive to do that?"
StupidDouche: "43min"
Me: BAN!
VictoriaChaos
07-06-2013, 11:30 AM
It's a theme today guys.
Fucktard: Show me your nipple and i'll take you private. It's your choice, just one nipple and we go private, you decide.
Me: Okay. I'll decide now.
Fucktard has been blocked.
CanadianRuby
07-06-2013, 03:33 PM
This man is on MGF. He is VERY racist. I think I get what his little game is.
He is racist against white people. But he pretend that he isn't. He says he wants to be a tall white man, and that he only is attracted to white women.
But, while I was talking to him, all he wanted ME to do was answer his questions about how evil and horrible white people are.
For example, asking me what I think of all the bad things white people have done around the world, asking me to talk about white people doing______ ,_______ ,___________ horrible things etc....he kept talking about how white girls hate dating other races blah blah blah.
So, I think he talks to white girls, tries to pretend he wants to be WHITE...while simultaneously asking white people to talk shit about being white.
Anyways, I have ignored his chat invites for the last week since this. He JUST sent me a chat invite and said the shit in the above screenshot.
So, I am publicly shaming him and showing you the photos he sent me in his little girly panties.
roast
07-06-2013, 05:14 PM
^this may just be me, but Im not comfortable with guy's full faces being posted here + mocking their kink simultaneously? I think that sets a .... funky precedent on such a popular forum. Kind of makes us go from "lighthearted or venty lulz" to "whoa shit just got real" to start outing customers so brazenly out in the open. Like it is on the same continuum as the twitters, blogs, and forums that mock camgirls with screenshots, ykwim?
IDK I know there isnt a forum policy about it but... Im gonna flag it bc I anticipate people starting to post things like this will result in an onslaught of trolls and alarm on other boards & such? May do more harm then lulz.
Prussia
07-06-2013, 05:48 PM
I just remembered this story and had to share. So I once had a group show going with several guys in it. Out of nowhere a guy comes in and demands that I toss my legs behind my head and start eating my vag. I was like, ummm a) I'm not dropping what I'm doing just for you b) what makes you assume I'm a contortionist and can do that? His reply was WTF are you talking about? All girls can do it... do it! I told him to stop watching niche porn and to try to get back into touch with reality. Right before I banned his psycho ass.
DoodlebugBites
07-06-2013, 06:42 PM
EveryOtherGuyOnSM: How much gold to see your pussy?
Edit:
EveryOtherOTHERGuyOnSM: [tips XX gold]
Doodlebug: Thanks, sweetie! What's that for?
EveryOtherOTHERGuyOnSM: Pussy
Doodlebug: [Head asplodes]
chloemay
07-06-2013, 07:08 PM
I just remembered this story and had to share. So I once had a group show going with several guys in it. Out of nowhere a guy comes in and demands that I toss my legs behind my head and start eating my vag. I was like, ummm a) I'm not dropping what I'm doing just for you b) what makes you assume I'm a contortionist and can do that? His reply was WTF are you talking about? All girls can do it... do it! I told him to stop watching niche porn and to try to get back into touch with reality. Right before I banned his psycho ass.
You have killed me. }:D
VictoriaChaos
07-07-2013, 07:36 PM
Jesus, this might have killed some of my brain cells...
Moron: hello gorgeous
Me: Hi how are you?
Moron: I'm amazing, how are you?
Me: I'm doing pretty okay, getting better.
Moron: you like cam to cam?
Me: Yeah, I'm okay with cam to cam. Exclusive only though.
Moron: I'd love to take you cam to cam if you're as fun as you are gorgeous sweetie...can you make a nice hand bra for me before we go in?
Me: No, if you want to see my tits it's three gold.
Moron: lol no no not see your tits. I wanna see you cover your tits with only your hands...I need some foreplay before we go in. Enough girls are boring and just sit there in pvt
Me: No, I'm not gonna do that for you, sorry.
Moron: sorry sweetie, I don't like to go pvt without the hand bra...I need some foreplay
Brain exploded a little.
CanadianRuby
07-07-2013, 11:59 PM
Jesus, this might have killed some of my brain cells...
Moron: hello gorgeous
Me: Hi how are you?
Moron: I'm amazing, how are you?
Me: I'm doing pretty okay, getting better.
Moron: you like cam to cam?
Me: Yeah, I'm okay with cam to cam. Exclusive only though.
Moron: I'd love to take you cam to cam if you're as fun as you are gorgeous sweetie...can you make a nice hand bra for me before we go in?
Me: No, if you want to see my tits it's three gold.
Moron: lol no no not see your tits. I wanna see you cover your tits with only your hands...I need some foreplay before we go in. Enough girls are boring and just sit there in pvt
Me: No, I'm not gonna do that for you, sorry.
Moron: sorry sweetie, I don't like to go pvt without the hand bra...I need some foreplay
Brain exploded a little.
Lol foreplay.....
and I can't STAND when people call me darling, sweetie, "hunni".....*skin crawl*.
takiaya
07-08-2013, 12:37 AM
I had no intention of camming tonight anyway, but I checked my messages just now and had this conversation
342673426834269 I blocked him after that, should have blocked him to start with but was curious what he was going to say
Rose_Who
07-08-2013, 02:24 AM
Lol foreplay.....
and I can't STAND when people call me darling, sweetie, "hunni".....*skin crawl*.
omg, I know... I straight-up tear people a new one for that shit on Fetlife.... But on cam I just go with it. Doesn't make it any less creepy.
Maybe I should just make up some kind of weird pet-name for people who call me petnames. Like
"Hey sweetie"
"Hello Mr. Squishy!"
Nina_Den
07-08-2013, 03:37 AM
Yesterday:
Random guy: Hi! Are you a kinky girl?
Me: Depends.
Random guy: I'd like a girl who is a little kinky.
Me: Oh, sure, but you'll need to be a little more specific.
Random guy: Ass to mouth? Fisting? Gagging? Puking?
Me: Oh. I guess I'm not, then.
Since when are these things "a little" kinky? I'm telling you, guys' standarts these days are really something. I watch tons of porn so I'm also a victim, but I'll never do these things on cam.
I also had a guy ask me a few days ago if I'd sniff pepper in private. Sure, dude.
lifetravelergirl
07-08-2013, 03:40 AM
The more I hear this one, the more it blows my mind. Sorry if I have already mentioned it before but it's a recurring theme.
Anonymous Turd: Hey BB, I'm 20 years old (etc.), will you have sex with me?
What are they thinking? O_o ...
Am I not understanding the question or are guys just that dumb?
Me: Yes, of course I will have sex with you. I will have sex with anyone who sends me a text message on the Internet. It doesn't matter that I have never seen your face or that you may be texting me from prison or that you might be wearing a dress made from the skins of women you captured. Of course I will have sex with you, the whole reason I am a cam girl is so I can have random hook-ups with anonymous guys. [/end sarcasm rant]
IsobelWren
07-08-2013, 07:38 AM
In PVT:
Me: Hi again! What would you like me to do for you?
NH0K79: NAKED PLS
Me: Ok, here we go (starts unbuttoning shirt, the regular way, no slow teasing etc)
NH0K79 (3 seconds later):U THERE
Me: Yes bb? (starts taking the shirt off)
NH0K79 has logged off *No need to say the pvt lasted less than 30 seconds*
In free chat, he could see me wearing a buttoned shirt and leggins. Did he expect them to magically disappear the second he said "NAKED PLS"?
I'm way behind the times on the reply to this one but it sounds to me like his screen locked up or something. He asked if you were there, instead of, "why aren't you naked yet?!" Maybe his screen went black or locked up.
VictoriaChaos
07-08-2013, 07:50 AM
The more I hear this one, the more it blows my mind. Sorry if I have already mentioned it before but it's a recurring theme.
Anonymous Turd: Hey BB, I'm 20 years old (etc.), will you have sex with me?
What are they thinking? O_o ...
Am I not understanding the question or are guys just that dumb?
Me: Yes, of course I will have sex with you. I will have sex with anyone who sends me a text message on the Internet. It doesn't matter that I have never seen your face or that you may be texting me from prison or that you might be wearing a dress made from the skins of women you captured. Of course I will have sex with you, the whole reason I am a cam girl is so I can have random hook-ups with anonymous guys. [/end sarcasm rant]
LOVE IT.
You made my morning.
IsobelWren
07-08-2013, 08:03 AM
By far the most asinine conversation I've ever had in free chat:
Some douche: plz show him ur ass
so he can nut in me
we are trying for baby
1) "asinine" in a show ass convo. I c wut u did thar!
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/goodone1.gif
2) I gotta say. I totally believe that ladydude. 100% legit. Can't tell you HOW many times I've begged my man to "nut in me."
http://dietlectable.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/gag.gif?w=560
Do any women ever say that? I've definitely said all kinds of variations of, "cum in me" /for me /on me /with me /on other person we're with /on body part. In a roleplay situation I once said, "spend your seed" and managed not to laugh. I can pretty much guarantee that if I've ever said, "nut" as a verb for ejaculate it was in a paid humiliation scenario.
*thinks* *prune face* *shakes her head* No. Yeah no. It's just. Not sexy. I don't think a woman would generally use terms like, "nut" or "blow a load" ....pretty much ever, particularly not in the heat of the moment (though you could argue -if you were trying to pretend to make a case for the beggar being a real lady- that if she was getting it doggie while typing on a porn site, there was no heat in that moment).
"That's right baby! Nut on my fun bags! Beat your monkey until you blow a load of baby batter on my dirty pillows!" Yeah. Not going to say that. At least not for free, not for fun and not with a straight face.
He needed to see my ass SO BAD apparently he took the time to think of some weird alternative universe scenario where one might need to view a girl's behind.
LOL, I love the thought process.
I want this so bad! I want this like...how can I get her to understand?
...Thinnkk... thiiiinkkk...I had a class once about putting yourself in someone else's shoessss...empathyyyy
..think like a lady...be a lady...
What do ladies really, really, REALLY want?
BABIES!
There we go! I'll turn it around on her, pretend to be a lady and ask for something that she's sure to want too!
There's no WAY this can fail!
He must be one of the geniuses involved in the pink purse boxed wine (http://www.vernissagewine.com/vernissage-wine-rose.aspx) marketing. What do ladies like? Pink! Purses! Fruity and sweet wine! Let's do that all together!
LilyAnderson
07-08-2013, 08:46 AM
dick: how much would it take to fuck you in real life?
me: well, considering prostitution is illegal, and considering you are a stranger to me, i wouldn't.
dick: even for 500 bucks?
me: why are you trying to find a prostitute on streamate? you can go to the corner and wait for someone
dick: but i want you
me: i don't want you
VictoriaChaos
07-08-2013, 09:15 AM
LOL, I love the thought process.
I want this so bad! I want this like...how can I get her to understand?
...Thinnkk... thiiiinkkk...I had a class once about putting yourself in someone else's shoessss...empathyyyy
..think like a lady...be a lady...
What do ladies really, really, REALLY want?
BABIES!
There we go! I'll turn it around on her, pretend to be a lady and ask for something that she's sure to want too!
There's no WAY this can fail!
He must be one of the geniuses involved in the pink purse boxed wine (http://www.vernissagewine.com/vernissage-wine-rose.aspx) marketing. What do ladies like? Pink! Purses! Fruity and sweet wine! Let's do that all together!
OMG.
That box purse wine.
INEEDIT!OMGZ!
That is the funniest thing I've seen today.
What the fuck is wrong with people?
Who's idea was that?
IsobelWren
07-08-2013, 09:27 AM
OMG.
That box purse wine.
INEEDIT!OMGZ!
That is the funniest thing I've seen today.
What the fuck is wrong with people?
Who's idea was that?
I saw it at the wine shop near me and posted about it on facebook. My two favorite comments:
I think this is brilliant. I can finally drink in public again and people will only think I'm sucking a purse. Then when they hear the drunk talk it allll comes together, "Oh, she's 'special'."
1. That's horrific. 2. How do you extract the wine? Do the purses come with a delicate feminine straw with which to sip the wine? Or do you just kick a hole in the side with your high heel?
VictoriaChaos
07-08-2013, 10:08 AM
This is at an actual store? Oh my goodness. I would be interested to see how many of them they sell.
LMAO.
Kick a hole in the side with a high heel is how I would do it.
Who knows, maybe if I do it on cam someone will pay.
I cannot stop laughing, that is just great.
I'm having great day and it's not even noon.
Thanks ladies.
Sunnylexie
07-08-2013, 10:15 AM
The more I hear this one, the more it blows my mind. Sorry if I have already mentioned it before but it's a recurring theme.
Anonymous Turd: Hey BB, I'm 20 years old (etc.), will you have sex with me?
What are they thinking? O_o ...
Am I not understanding the question or are guys just that dumb?
Me: Yes, of course I will have sex with you. I will have sex with anyone who sends me a text message on the Internet. It doesn't matter that I have never seen your face or that you may be texting me from prison or that you might be wearing a dress made from the skins of women you captured. Of course I will have sex with you, the whole reason I am a cam girl is so I can have random hook-ups with anonymous guys. [/end sarcasm rant]
Last time I had someone ask me if I would travel to his country to have a "paid vacation" with him, it went like this:
Me: Sorry, but I don't think it's possible.
Him: Why so?
Me: Let me tell you. *In a fairy-tale narrator voice". Imagine you are a woman. You are 5 ft tall and weigh 104 lbs. You never attended any self-defence courses. You used to do martial arts when at school, but it was too long ago to be of any help. *Pause* Can you imagine it?
Him: Ok, go on.
Me: Ok. One day, a complete stranger who found you while surfing a porn site invites you to his place, for a week, so you would have sex. He lives in another country, in a completely strange town, miles away. You have no friends there, no other place you could stay at, you don't know the language or how things work there, so you have to literally entrust your life for the week to a completely strange man. He is bigger, he is stronger, he is probably better trained, and he wants to have sex with you, his way. What would you think?
Him: That going there would be a most stupid thing to do.
Me: That's it.
Rose_Who
07-08-2013, 11:04 AM
Him: That going there would be a most stupid thing to do.
Me: That's it.
OH MY GOD! You've done the impossible! YOU BROKE THE BARRIER OF STUPID! Call the presses!!! A guy actually saw REASON!!!!!!!
JoyKitten
07-08-2013, 11:06 AM
OMG, I wish I'd found this thread years ago!
Truth really is stranger than fiction. ROFL
My deepest thanks to everyone who takes time to post these stupendously crazy quotes from the fucktards in their free chat!
athenalovelace
07-08-2013, 11:54 AM
OH MY GOD! You've done the impossible! YOU BROKE THE BARRIER OF STUPID! Call the presses!!! A guy actually saw REASON!!!!!!!
I believe she deserves a prize for that! I got that today. I said my mom told me not to meet up with strangers on the internet. I'm amazed I haven't gotten a "Well I don't have to be a stranger" yet.
Snowy0Star
07-08-2013, 01:05 PM
The more I hear this one, the more it blows my mind. Sorry if I have already mentioned it before but it's a recurring theme.
Anonymous Turd: Hey BB, I'm 20 years old (etc.), will you have sex with me?
What are they thinking? O_o ...
Am I not understanding the question or are guys just that dumb?
Me: Yes, of course I will have sex with you. I will have sex with anyone who sends me a text message on the Internet. It doesn't matter that I have never seen your face or that you may be texting me from prison or that you might be wearing a dress made from the skins of women you captured. Of course I will have sex with you, the whole reason I am a cam girl is so I can have random hook-ups with anonymous guys. [/end sarcasm rant]
this is sig worthy but im pretty sure its over the symbol limit -_-
Rose_Who
07-08-2013, 02:26 PM
Dbag: what wild things you have you done sexually
Me: You want to hear about my wildest sex stories?
Dbag: yes
Me: That sounds like dirty talk. You want me to talk dirty to you?
Dbag: maybe
Me: Well, why don't we go to private? Then I can tell you ALL ABOUT my wildest sexual experiences.
Dbag:give me a preview
Me: PREVIEW??
Dbag: quick one
Me: Previews are for loseres. Either you want me, or you don't.
Dbag: ok then
Dbag has logged off
VictoriaChaos
07-08-2013, 04:12 PM
Preview, foreplay?
Where the fuck are these men getting these words?
We aren't your fucking girlfriends and we aren't strippers!
Snowy0Star
07-08-2013, 04:14 PM
\we aren't strippers!
we kinda are we're cyber strippers bb =^y^=
VictoriaChaos
07-08-2013, 04:16 PM
Yes, but unless you find someone willing to get naked in free chat your not gonna find a chick willing to give you a preview as opposed to being able to watch a girl dance onstage and than taking her back for a private.