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SexyAleks
07-14-2013, 02:15 AM
When they use the "other girls" argument, why don't we start on the "other men" as well. The other men, who are generous, who pay the full price, plus something on top just because they like us, not even expecting anything in return. As opposed to those who want a lot for next to nothing.

Fallenangel2904
07-14-2013, 02:22 AM
Sooo much stupid shit tonight I could write a book!

After sitting in free and explaining that this is a job and 'you don't go to your job and do it for free do you?'

Tard: but this isn't a job. This is more of a hobby. Like building toy trains.

Really mother fucker. I told him to go stick a toy train up his ass a promptly blocked him.

Sooo many fucktards on tonight. I just can not...

SexyAleks
07-14-2013, 02:26 AM
Oh, yes, I got the "get a real job" the other night. What a masochistic hobby would be to chat for free for hours with internet trolls...

Nina_Den
07-14-2013, 02:47 AM
Tard: but this isn't a job. This is more of a hobby. Like building toy trains.


I... I can't even...

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Fallenangel2904
07-14-2013, 02:59 AM
^ Haha that's pretty much the EXACT face I made!

I know, sometimes I just can't...there really are no words to explain lol

Nina_Den
07-14-2013, 03:10 AM
The saddest thing about it is that, in my opinion, most of them think it's not a "real job" (even if they don't literally say it), hence the rude comments we get on a daily basis.

buxxxom
07-14-2013, 03:07 PM
Guy was too cheap to add me to his friends list to PM me about a private, so I said that he MFC mail me. He asked what I would do for 900 tokens, though it said he had 0 at the moment.

Loser: alright.. so im not into strip teasing so if you could get naked and down to business thatd be awesome lol. i wanna see you cum. and i like a full view of your body while youre laying on your back if thats possible

Me: if you want me to strip naked in less than a minute, you need to tip some beforehand. i'm not getting naked instantly for some pocket change. i've no problem cumming and being in the position you ask, but i'm not getting "down to business" without a guarantee. i'm sure you can understand.

Loser: im not a minuteman lol. its my money too and id rather see you moaning longer than with your clothes on longer you know?

Me: i'm going to spend the same amount of time "moaning" regardless. so you either sit through a little striptease or you tip up front to get me naked immediately. I'm not baring all for $1.50.

I had so many scam offers last night. Needless to say he disappeared after that.

Sunnylexie
07-14-2013, 06:06 PM
My room topic says: "Freechat requests are 5 GOLD (no pussy in free). "Stand up", "Just 1 tit" and "Feet?" ARE requests!". Since I put it there, I've been getting hundreds of guys ask me for "1 tit". Not sure if those are lame attempts for a joke; or the guys' memory span being so short they forget the first sentence before they can read the second one to the end; or the word "requests" somehow implying those are honored for free.

Glamourmilf
07-15-2013, 07:37 AM
Repeat Customer: "You should lower Your rates to $1.99. Then You would have more business"
Me: I say nothing and Ban his ass!:banghead:
Since my rates were at $5.99 per minute, I thought maybe he might be right, so I tried an experiment and lowered them to 1.99. Still no prvts.
I raised them to $10.99, and was zapped into a long prvt. by a new custie right away!;D

Nina_Den
07-15-2013, 09:51 AM
(After I kicked him out because he just lurked and didn't talk to me.)

Him: How are you today? I'm just bored at work.
Me: I'm good. Are you allowed to be here when you work?
Him: I have my own company.
Me: Oh. Cool.
-pause-
Him: You have the most beautiful face I've ever seen.
Me: Thanks.
Him: You distract me, lol.
Me: Why don't I distract you in private?
Him: Oh, no, I'm only surfing the net. Besides, I'm just a sucker for beautiful faces. Don't need more than that.
Me: Dude, just say it - you're broke.
-kicked him out-

"I have my own company"... the company of his right hand, maybe.

I know they are not the worst, but for some reason I really hate the "I'm fine just looking at you" type of guys.

SexyAleks
07-15-2013, 10:02 AM
Yes, for many what they see and get in free chat is more than enough, and they use it as an argument to justify the freeloading. Wish the free chat didn't exist.

IsobelWren
07-15-2013, 01:27 PM
"I have my own company"... the company of his right hand, maybe.


http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/stanley-lol.gif

buxxxom
07-15-2013, 02:57 PM
random premium member who has never said a single word to me: "lean back i'm about to blow"
me: *BAN*

justanothercamgirl
07-15-2013, 03:18 PM
Wish the free chat didn't exist.

It does on some sites.

Via Flaminia
07-15-2013, 03:34 PM
When they use the "other girls" argument, why don't we start on the "other men" as well. The other men, who are generous, who pay the full price, plus something on top just because they like us, not even expecting anything in return. As opposed to those who want a lot for next to nothing.

Beautiful.

LilyAnderson
07-15-2013, 06:22 PM
"I luv u and wnt u 2 marry mi. will u pls b my bride?"


"no."

DoodlebugBites
07-15-2013, 08:52 PM
This happened a while ago on a slow SM night. I still SMH about it when I'm grocery shopping and checking for sales on top-shelf cuts of meat.

Doodle: Hey, CheapChef.
CheapChef: How are you?
Doodle: I'm doing good, how about you? Having a good night?
CheapChef: Lol fine here too. I cooked my own dinner. :-D
Doodle: Yum, what'd you make?
CheapChef: I made a filet mignon, with sweet potato fries and a salad, with ice cream for desert. ^.^

[a dog year of chit chat passes, with CheapChef greeting my other guests as they enter my chat]

CheapChef: Hey OtherChatGuest!!! :-)
OtherChatGuest: [crickets]
OtherChatGuest: [leaves]
CheapChef: Lol he left? His loss.
CheapChef: Lol I'm outgoing. haha Apparently. Compared to almost everyone else here.
CheapChef: And I don't even have any gold to spend yet. Just looking to entertain. :-) And talk.
Doodle: [wan smile]
CheapChef: Lol You tired, hun? <3

[CheapChef has been blocked]

Marina Starr
07-15-2013, 08:59 PM
Fucktard: Do you still got your balls?
Marina: LOL
Fucktard: I can show you how to remove them.
Marina: ****banned fucktard****

Sunnylexie
07-15-2013, 11:51 PM
cheapo: hey sexy
cheapo: y all the clothes
Me: y not in pvt?
cheapo: let me see a smile y so serious
Me: want an easy way to make me smile?
cheapo *obviously getting the hint*: your boring *leaves*

Asshat: ryour kids sleeping
Me: no kids here)
Asshat: r u looking to get off
Me: would be great;)
****like 3 minutes****
Asshat: can you show me a little i bet your awesome
Me: 5 gold and i will flash you)
****5 minutes or so*****
Asshat: do you like to be fucked
Me: hate it.
go away now.
Asshat: looser i had a hard dick looking to do a private show
Me: lol hope it isn't hard anymore *ban*


In my inbox, "FAVOR" for the subject:

I was wondering ----
i love hearing about a girls first blowjob and especially her first facial. I guess its because i was REALY OLD when I got MY first blowjob ( I guess your could call me a late bloomer). So if you have a minute or two, could you indulge me by telling me about your FIRST blowjob? I'd LOVE to hear it.
THANX!!!


Yes, for sure! It's all about doing favors to random horny guys .::) Leave our bills for our sugardaddies, dear.

Nina_Den
07-16-2013, 12:41 AM
CheapChef: And I don't even have any gold to spend yet. Just looking to entertain. :-) And talk.


All. of the freaking. time.

Fallenangel2904
07-16-2013, 01:11 AM
^UGH yes! I reaallyyy hate the 'oh I'm not here for a show,
I'm just here to chat and be your friend' guys more then anything! More then the freeloaders and the beggars. It just irritates me SO damn much!

Nina_Den
07-16-2013, 06:13 AM
I know, right? I hate the way in which they say it, full of self-importance, somtimes adding these dumb smilies. It's like, "I'm so much better than all of these fuckers paying (!) to see you naked, right? Right? I'm here to entertain you".

I had this one sort of person coming into my room at two different times who was seriously the ONLY one I tolerated "entertaining" me because he was truly hilarious, and never even once asked for anything.
But the second time, after staying on for about 30 minutes, while we were talking about music, he said, "Come on, Nina. Just ditch the whole bra-and-panties thing. You should have your own radio station". And suddenly, it really pissed me off. I said something along the lines of, "Would you pay me for it?". He kinda laughed it off, said goodbye and left.

That's when I realized that I should NEVER give these kind of guys any attention. If he's so interested in me and thinks I'm so cool and awesome, he could take me exclusive. I seriously don't care he only wants to talk about music and film and I don't care if my room is all crickets beside him.

Attention = MONEY.

SexyAleks
07-16-2013, 06:29 AM
They are annoying because their whole attitude implies that your time spent online isn't worth anything unless you are naked/using toys whatever, which they don't want to pay for anyway. I had this "regular" taking me private from time to time just for a couple of mins to blow his load, then all the other time bitching in my free chat why my free preview limit is only 5 mins per member and how the "other girls" have it unlimited, and how he wants to "just talk" to me, and not "just wank", and all this bullshit.

Billabong
07-16-2013, 09:49 AM
The most annoying one I got this morning.

Loser: Mmm
Loser: Hot nigger pussy
Loser: Bend over for me bb

Me: *flips off the camera*
Me: *ban*

Actually I somehow accidentally pushed kick rather than ban, but next time. Next time.

I think nothing irks me more than dumbasses who think it's OK and acceptable to call me racist names. Either they are trying to piss me off, or they think I will like it. Either way I wish SM would ban them for their rudeness and disrespect.

CanadianRuby
07-16-2013, 10:18 AM
Yall deal with some buuuullshit. I thought MGF was bad.

I had a guy chat me for two days, then he found out I have an IRL boyfriend.

He had a lot in common with me, similar views, loved how I chatted.

He tells me after checking out my blog page, why he never chatted me before (BC my bf)).

He said he had no desire to get married, blah blah blah before that.

I messahed him later, why he will not talk to any woman with a bf or husband? If mgf is NOT a dating website, we will never meet, and he said he is not jealous or angry about a girl having a partner, then wtf is his issue?

He never replied.

Like, dude, fucking get over yourself. MOST cam girls have a significant other. You are NOT the only male in her life. Grow the fuck up. Me having a BF has NO influence on your interaction with me.


Ffs.

nikki187
07-16-2013, 11:23 AM
Idiot: Mistress make me suck dick
Me: In pvt ;)
Idiot: Wow!

Idiot logs off
Wtf? Lol

Nina_Den
07-16-2013, 11:39 AM
^ Yeah, they ain't ever gonna pay if they already call you "mistress" or "goddess" in free chat. At least for me it's always the case.

It's like the ones who start getting things on right away. Like, the other day I had the following situatiom happen to me -

Dumbass: Hey sister!
Me: Am I... your sister?
Dumbass: Of course, sis! It's been a long time, so perhaps you don't remember me [does that ever happen IRL?!], but of course we are brother and sister! What are you doing here, sis?
Me: LOL. Incest roleplay in free chat. Well played. Good luck with that.
Dumbass: Sister, are you coming over for dinner tonight?

:O

Banhammer all the way.

nikki187
07-16-2013, 12:01 PM
^ Yeah, they ain't ever gonna pay if they already call you "mistress" or "goddess" in free chat. At least for me it's always the case.

Yep definitely the case for me too. lol

CanadianRuby
07-16-2013, 02:15 PM
^ Yeah, they ain't ever gonna pay if they already call you "mistress" or "goddess" in free chat. At least for me it's always the case.

It's like the ones who start getting things on right away. Like, the other day I had the following situatiom happen to me -

Dumbass: Hey sister!
Me: Am I... your sister?
Dumbass: Of course, sis! It's been a long time, so perhaps you don't remember me [does that ever happen IRL?!], but of course we are brother and sister! What are you doing here, sis?
Me: LOL. Incest roleplay in free chat. Well played. Good luck with that.
Dumbass: Sister, are you coming over for dinner tonight?

:O

Banhammer all the way.


HAHAHA that is too funny.

Yeah. I gotta stop letting subs approach me with that mistress / roleplaying bullshit because they never *really* pay. They might spend a little bit after a long time, but, no roleplay in freechat -_-

That's super funny. I hope other ladies don't let them get away with it.

Sunnylexie
07-17-2013, 06:37 AM
Idiot 1: hello
how hairy are u
Me: hello
pussy, ass, legs, armpits
Idiot 1: can i see ur aempits
Me: sure, for 5 gold!
Idiot 1: reLLY?
ARM PITS
Me: yes
Idiot 1: IT WILL LET ME KNOW HOW UR PUSSY IS

LOL really?!!


Idiot 2: RUSSKIE HAIR DOG

No comment::).

roast
07-17-2013, 07:41 AM
This one is a little old but was saving it: Guy who tried to haggle a really detailed, expensive, and intricate custom video but was (very politely) denied... sends me an email out of the blue a month later at 4am. No subject. I figure hey, maybe he realized I wont budge and is willing to pay the price. He threw a bit of a fit last time, but seemed determined to have me do it. So, optimistic, I open the email. In large text I see:


KINDNESS. TO THE POOR. IS AN ACT OF. WORSHIP. BOOK OF PROVERBS - 14:31


............Judeo-Christian God? Is that you? Hagglin for my p0rn videos with your divine wisdom? rofl

Glamourmilf
07-17-2013, 08:00 AM
Dipshit sends me an e-mail asking why I blocked him and to please be unblocked so he can go prvt.
Me: I'll unblock You, but You must go prvt right away, no games. (he agrees)
Dipshit comes into my free chat Everyday, and starts asking me the same questions revolving around shoes. (there's a reason why I banned him, and next time he comes into free chat-banned forever! he just wants to 'get off' talking about shoes. FREAKIN' timewaster!)

CanadianRuby
07-17-2013, 11:12 AM
This one is a little old but was saving it: Guy who tried to haggle a really detailed, expensive, and intricate custom video but was (very politely) denied... sends me an email out of the blue a month later at 4am. No subject. I figure hey, maybe he realized I wont budge and is willing to pay the price. He threw a bit of a fit last time, but seemed determined to have me do it. So, optimistic, I open the email. In large text I see:


KINDNESS. TO THE POOR. IS AN ACT OF. WORSHIP. BOOK OF PROVERBS - 14:31


............Judeo-Christian God? Is that you? Hagglin for my p0rn videos with your divine wisdom? rofl


He is using religious quotes...to get you to make a custom porn video....

"sure mister, your religious guilt trip worked on me. Lets not have you pay me what I am worth so you can jerk off to porn made by me....in Jesus name, amen"

...lol.

Nina_Den
07-17-2013, 11:36 AM
(In Hebrew, after lurking my room for days but never talking to me) -

Dumbass: See, that's exactly the problem with you Israeli girls.
Why so greedy?
7 fucking dollars a minute!

It's hilarious, because -
A) One second after that, I had a guy take me to a 1-hour exclusive.
B) Ever since I raised my rates even more, I'm busier.
C) Never even once had it crossed his mind that perhaps it is the Israeli men that are cheap rather than the Israeli girls that are "greedy". I would've told this to him, but it's not worth it. When I get comments like these, I just smile calmly and press the "ban" button.

IsobelWren
07-17-2013, 01:10 PM
[does that ever happen IRL?!]
OMG. I made this giant thread jack because I misunderstood the question Nina was asking and I was trying to explain. LOL!

So, I'm going to go hide my head in shame for a moment and let the thread return to its normally scheduled programming.

If you'd like to see the original post I made, click here (https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/entry.php?237-The-incest-debate). I moved it to a blog entry so that it's clear I'm not being a coward and deleting a potentially unpopular opinion. I'm just getting it out of the way of this thread. Blog entries are comment-able, so if you'd like to make a point or join the debate or something, I welcome you.

Nina_Den
07-17-2013, 02:18 PM
Isobel, you got my intention wrong; I was referring to the fact he acted as though I, his so-called "sister", have forgotten about him being my brother (it sounded so silly at the moment).
I am aware of the fact incest does, in fact, happen in real life.

That said, your post is extremely informative and spot-on and I think all ladies should take it in consideration when labeling costumers as "freaks" or "psychos" when they are interested in a certain roleplay, such as incest.
I don't know whether I am a representative "example", because, as I mentioned many times before in the forum, I consider myself extremely open-minded, sexually and otherwise. I believe human sexuality is one of the most complex, fascinating things there is.
I'd never engage in a costumer's illegal request and/or one that could hurt me, or any other person, for that matter. But I believe that for most of these guys, incest is just a fantasy which has nothing to do with their actual family.

I'd also like to add that I fully respect any girl's decision to not engage in certain acts. I, for example, would never feel comfortable being submissive on cam; it's something I am absolutely not willing to do.
I believe the most important thing is knowing your limits and staying true to yourself.

CanadianRuby
07-17-2013, 04:29 PM
I have found, many men that propose to be into "incest" roleplay, as both of you being YOUNG brothers and sisters, are REALLY *not* interested in incest at all. They have discovered, that if they pretend to be interested in acting as a child THEMSELVES, the model may agree to the cam show.

Really, it is just a trick to get you to act like a minor so they can jerk off to their deviant pedophile fantasies.

It sounds more reasonable to a model, if both of you are pretending to be young - rather than the man pretending to be his 56 year old self molesting a 5 year old.

I cannot commit to any sort of roleplay like that with a good conscience. They should spend the money on psychological help, or getting their pee-pee cut off.

Sunnylexie
07-17-2013, 05:53 PM
KINDNESS. TO THE POOR. IS AN ACT OF. WORSHIP. BOOK OF PROVERBS - 14:31l

Well said. Gotta use it when ordering designer boots.

IsobelWren
07-17-2013, 07:58 PM
I have found, many men that propose to be into "incest" roleplay, as both of you being YOUNG brothers and sisters, are REALLY *not* interested in incest at all. They have discovered, that if they pretend to be interested in acting as a child THEMSELVES, the model may agree to the cam show.

Really, it is just a trick to get you to act like a minor so they can jerk off to their deviant pedophile fantasies.

It sounds more reasonable to a model, if both of you are pretending to be young - rather than the man pretending to be his 56 year old self molesting a 5 year old.

I cannot commit to any sort of roleplay like that with a good conscience. They should spend the money on psychological help, or getting their pee-pee cut off.

I totally respect your limits! They're there for a reason and it's a good thing to have them.

I just wonder what gives you the impression that they're only pretending to pretend to be young while they're secretly pretending that only you're pretending to be young. Help me understand?

IsobelWren
07-17-2013, 08:03 PM
Isobel, you got my intention wrong; I was referring to the fact he acted as though I, his so-called "sister", have forgotten about him being my brother (it sounded so silly at the moment).
I am aware of the fact incest does, in fact, happen in real life.

That said, your post is extremely informative and spot-on and I think all ladies should take it in consideration when labeling costumers as "freaks" or "psychos" when they are interested in a certain roleplay, such as incest.
I don't know whether I am a representative "example", because, as I mentioned many times before in the forum, I consider myself extremely open-minded, sexually and otherwise. I believe human sexuality is one of the most complex, fascinating things there is.
I'd never engage in a costumer's illegal request and/or one that could hurt me, or any other person, for that matter. But I believe that for most of these guys, incest is just a fantasy which has nothing to do with their actual family.

I'd also like to add that I fully respect any girl's decision to not engage in certain acts. I, for example, would never feel comfortable being submissive on cam; it's something I am absolutely not willing to do.
I believe the most important thing is knowing your limits and staying true to yourself.

HAHA! I TUH-HUH-HOTALLY misunderstood what you were saying! LOL, sexology nerd is just too eager to go into and debate the mechanics of incest/incest fetish! My bad. That's so embarrassing that I'm going to go back and edit my post. LOL

CourtneyRaine
07-17-2013, 08:17 PM
^ No edit, bb!!!! I found your post to be well thought out and informative!!!!!
In my personal life I have a daddy/daughter fetish. The weird part is the thought of being sexual with my *own* real life father absolutely disgusts me. For reasons I will not get into on a public forum I actually don't even feel comfortable being alone in the same room as my father. I have not even seen him in person since 2006. I had a step-father and he is the one person in this life I have truly hated. Definitely no sexual feelings At All.

I think you're absolutely spot on that in a lot of cases it's the power imbalance and "control" over another person that is what's most exciting. I am aroused by the idea of someone being able to exert authority over me and use that authority to coerce me into sexual activity- whether it is a boss, a landlord, a father or uncle or really any other man who can use his power over me. The idea of some imaginary, make believe dad is hot to me, to the point that daddy/daughter role playing is my own personal favorite. The idea of my actual father is just yuck, vomit inducing. It's good to know I'm not some freak and that I'm not the only one who can get off on this type of fantasizing without it being literal.

Sunnylexie
07-17-2013, 09:09 PM
Dude: mmmmm
wow
i wanna watxh ur face while u orfasm
*I take my Lelo Smart Wand*
Dude: yes please
slide it in deeep and slow
Me: :O Uh, sorry - don't think i can do it)
But I can use this *get one of my dildos*
Dude: can i see u take the purple on?
Me: I don't think it's meant for insertion, sorry!
Dude: *leaves*

NOTE:This is what Lelo Smart Wand looks like. Probably WOULD fit in, but it's definitely not something that could "slide in deep and slow")
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SexyAleks
07-17-2013, 09:56 PM
That's why I don't have a wand yet, although I was looking at those Lelo wands earlier today, it's one of my favourite brands for sex toys. Many guys don't seem to understand those toys well, or the female sexuality at all. All they know is insertion. Since it's a sex toy, it's meant for insertion. Yeah...

Nina_Den
07-18-2013, 12:31 AM
LOL @Sunny. I use this one (http://www.amazon.com/Unknown-DM0001-Fairy-Wand-Massager/dp/B0016LWDOS) (I am absolutely in love with it), and yesterday, while using it during a long exclusive, got this funny comment from the custie;

Him: I think I'd be pretty damn scared if someone threatened me with one of these. Like, when trying to rob my or something.
Me (bursting out laughing): What?! You've never seen any of these?
Him: Nope. It sounds kinda like going to the dentist.
Me (still laguhing): Should I stop? I'm here to make you feel good, not scare you.
Him: No. You're here to make yourself feel good. Please, just continue - I wanna see you being pleasured.
Me (smiling): Alright, fair enough.
Him: Besdies, scary is more interesting.
Me: LOL.

Wish everyone would've been like him...

~Carmen~
07-18-2013, 05:11 AM
I have had guys ask me to insert my pocket rocket vibe:-\

Nina_Den
07-18-2013, 06:16 AM
As I mentioned in the Camming Sucks thread, I had it really bad on SM earlier today.
At one point, there was this one guy who stared at me for a couple of minutes without speaking (don't know why I didn't kick him out earlier; I gave him the benefit of the doubt). Then, all of a sudden, he wrote;
"This is boring. You are not interesting."
I laughed and said, "Excuse me?". He left.

I left MFC because I didn't like having to "entertain" guys in free chat. When I log into SM, I just make sure I look my best, smile and engage in pre-private conversations. What am I supposed to do in free chat, especially if literally nobody is actually talking to me?

Yeah, I don't know. Guess I need a little time-off, this shift sucked.

Nina_Den
07-18-2013, 07:18 AM
skenderbek: Hitler made one mistake he didnt put al of you fuckers in the oven fuckin nasty ass bitch kike

Fuck. On top of everything today, now that. :(

I really need a long, long, long break.

Marina Starr
07-18-2013, 07:44 AM
Fucktard-I am confused.
Marina-With what?
Fucktard-why mess with perfection? All those tattoos.
Marina-Perfection is so damn boring.

***fucktard was banned***

Never insult my body of work. I adore each and everyone of my tattoos!

IsobelWren
07-18-2013, 08:14 AM
LOL @Sunny. I use this one (http://www.amazon.com/Unknown-DM0001-Fairy-Wand-Massager/dp/B0016LWDOS) (I am absolutely in love with it), and yesterday, while using it during a long exclusive, got this funny comment from the custie;

Him: I think I'd be pretty damn scared if someone threatened me with one of these. Like, when trying to rob my or something.


LOL! Maybe he's really insecure in his masculinity and the pink combined with the, "fairy" scripted on makes him terrified that if you touch it to him his dick will fall off. Also LOL at the idea of using a dentist-like device on your junk. DENTAL PUSSY DEVICE! ...for your vagina dentata, I guess. Digression, many cultures have vagina dentata or dick falling off legends. In my research for a paper I found a TON of vagina dentata in American First Nations people and alllllll sorts of different ways men are afraid of losing penises in Japan. There's a modern phobia and a ton of different legends of demon women who make your penis fall off in many different ways. Found no vagina dentata in Japan though. Found a similar diversity of penis stealing baddies in African legend. More of those seemed to be centered on sapping or removing of sexual desire or virility than physical loss of the penis. Originally I wanted to do the paper of Eastern European penis removal legends, but I didn't find ANY! LOL, I guess they're secure in their masculinity up there? Lots of vampire-related stuff, but no wiener destruction. Maybe the EE girls on the board can inform us if this isn't the case.

The paper was about how often we find loss of sex organ legends for males v. for females in classic myths and legends. Bet you can already guess that there were far more about men than about women. The women loss-of legends tend to focus on....ding ding ding...loss of youth or beauty. Though there are also many loss of youth legends for men as well there aren't as many and very few loss of beauty for men. Reinforces my thinking that the cultural trend that women are sex objects and men are success objects has been going on for a very long time.



Him: Besdies, scary is more interesting.


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CanadianRuby
07-18-2013, 09:49 AM
I totally respect your limits! They're there for a reason and it's a good thing to have them.

I just wonder what gives you the impression that they're only pretending to pretend to be young while they're secretly pretending that only you're pretending to be young. Help me understand?

Well, I have had men approach me with that fantasy, but - when I inquire about them and their "role" as a youth in such a roleplay, they really have no information on their part, or have thought out how they themselves will be also "young". The only time I ever engaged in such a roleplay, the man had a very thought out script, and he obviously wanted me to act young - and he was supposed to be my "brother". But, the script and the things I was saying, really had nothing to do with him being young, it was soley about me being a child.

It just seems that some of them feel if they are pretending to be young, the idea is more "acceptable" than them pretending to be themselves (ie. a father with a 7 year old daughter). If they are pretending to be also young, then it doesn't make them seem like such a "creep".

This is just a suspision of mine haha, it may not have any validity - but, it just seems like if they are pretending to be a youth, then the taboo of the pedophile molesting adult figure isn't placed on their head, in a way (at least in their mind, it quells the shame, I suppose?).

I once saw a pedophile on MGF, and his profile photo was of himself, and a child, but he photoshopped the childs face out of the picture - and his profile was very 'vulgur' / aggressive with his ideas for customs he wanted women to engage in for him. I messaged him about it, and his response to me was "Did my profile hit home a little bit too much? Is that why you're an internet whore?".

He was insinuating that because I found his aggressive roleplay about molesting/ raping a child in his profile, to be disgusting and totally innapropriate for the type of site MGF is - that somehow me finding it gross ~must~ mean I was raped or molested as a child.

Ever since then, I don't speak to any men with any sort of descriptions on his profile about raping a child or anything like that. At the end of the day, they are all assholes that pray on desperate women to engage in their f^cked up fantasies for a few pennies.