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Rose_Who
07-18-2013, 11:20 AM
DoesntUnderstandBiology: If i were there I'd bend you over and give it to you good!
and then I'd crack an egg and put it up there and see if it made half baby half chickens
and then we'd raise those half baby half chickens as man and wife and I've love you forever


I was very confused, but decided just to kick him.

ClaudiaReina
07-18-2013, 12:01 PM
Originally I wanted to do the paper of Eastern European penis removal legends, but I didn't find ANY! LOL, I guess they're secure in their masculinity up there? Lots of vampire-related stuff, but no wiener destruction. Maybe the EE girls on the board can inform us if this isn't the case.


I don't know of any! Vampires, yes; we even have a "copperpenis owl" (not really penis, rather dick, or if you have an even more vulgar word for it, then that; but this is how it's "officially" translated), that takes away little children if they were misbehaving... (lol)
But I don't know of any other genital-related legend.
Sorry for the threadjack, but haha, I'm talking to a mod, so report me!:P (joking, joking of course! I don't have any stupid annoying shit to add though, just things like last week two guys wanted to marry me and they were very serious and kept emailing about it and all, but this is all too common to be that funny)

karaamsel
07-18-2013, 12:38 PM
DoesntUnderstandBiology: If i were there I'd bend you over and give it to you good!
and then I'd crack an egg and put it up there and see if it made half baby half chickens
and then we'd raise those half baby half chickens as man and wife and I've love you forever


I was very confused, but decided just to kick him.

agreed - someone needs maybe a refresher course in biology... and maybe some more learnage on chicken eggs and crossing them with people... this is just cartoonish lol

at least he'd love you forever after birthing his human-chicken freaks

karaamsel
07-18-2013, 02:48 PM
I once saw a pedophile on MGF, and his profile photo was of himself, and a child, but he photoshopped the childs face out of the picture - and his profile was very 'vulgur' / aggressive with his ideas for customs he wanted women to engage in for him. I messaged him about it, and his response to me was "Did my profile hit home a little bit too much? Is that why you're an internet whore?".

He was insinuating that because I found his aggressive roleplay about molesting/ raping a child in his profile, to be disgusting and totally innapropriate for the type of site MGF is - that somehow me finding it gross ~must~ mean I was raped or molested as a child.

this is so messed up. seems like he was being so nasty in his profile to get a reaction so that he could probe women about their pasts. just a thought. what a disgusting person.

ManyRoses
07-18-2013, 02:55 PM
DoesntUnderstandBiology: If i were there I'd bend you over and give it to you good!
and then I'd crack an egg and put it up there and see if it made half baby half chickens
and then we'd raise those half baby half chickens as man and wife and I've love you forever


I was very confused, but decided just to kick him.

This is the funniest thing I have read all day!!!!

Just....wow...so that's impregnation fetish with.....bestiality? Food? LOLOLOL

karaamsel
07-18-2013, 03:07 PM
This is the funniest thing I have read all day!!!!

Just....wow...so that's impregnation fetish with.....bestiality? Food? LOLOLOL

yes it is really a pastiche of everything... it's almost beautiful

lol

Sunnylexie
07-18-2013, 08:13 PM
Originally I wanted to do the paper of Eastern European penis removal legends, but I didn't find ANY! LOL, I guess they're secure in their masculinity up there? Lots of vampire-related stuff, but no wiener destruction. Maybe the EE girls on the board can inform us if this isn't the case.
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We do have the "cunt with teeth" expression; so guess there might be a legend or something where it came from. In modern Russian, though, it denotes rather a bitchy woman, than a mythical creature or something.

Incantatious
07-19-2013, 08:18 AM
Not on cam, but I received this reply from a guy on MGF...

"I have had one credit on this site for like... months now and I havent been responding to messages because I'm broke and it seems ladies just be trying to wrangle some cash and thats legit but I'm not trying to go broke and blind at once you know? I am into all music and I write short fiction, songs, and stuff. I play guitar and keyboard and sing and I have a few songs on youtube. my name there is ********** is you want to check it out"

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/are-you-fucking-kidding-me-face.png

CanadianRuby
07-19-2013, 08:44 AM
Not on cam, but I received this reply from a guy on MGF...

"I have had one credit on this site for like... months now and I havent been responding to messages because I'm broke and it seems ladies just be trying to wrangle some cash and thats legit but I'm not trying to go broke and blind at once you know? I am into all music and I write short fiction, songs, and stuff. I play guitar and keyboard and sing and I have a few songs on youtube. my name there is ********** is you want to check it out"

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/are-you-fucking-kidding-me-face.png

You will have to write his name in verified for mgf so we can block him. I dont want him pulling that crap and getting us banned. He should go troll for women on Facebook...not a pay site.

Incantatious
07-19-2013, 09:00 AM
^ Done!

justanothercamgirl
07-19-2013, 09:51 AM
this is so messed up. seems like he was being so nasty in his profile to get a reaction so that he could probe women about their pasts. just a thought. what a disgusting person.

Agreed.

Snowy0Star
07-19-2013, 10:03 AM
im clearly i woman but i got this on sm yesterday man or lady confused short hair then he leaves

i missed the memo it was some law that all men MUST have short hair and all woman MUST have long hair and my hair isnt even boyish. if thats the only way u can tell a man from a woman is by the length of their hair not the fact they have boobs or not theres something wrong with u....

IsobelWren
07-19-2013, 02:50 PM
Y'all. Someone legit tried to tip me with a bible verse.

2PacJr: TIP YOU 1TIMOTHY 6:17-21 MYSELF TO YOU, HI BABE.

The verse:

17 Command those who are rich in this present world not to be arrogant nor to put their hope in wealth, which is so uncertain, but to put their hope in God, who richly provides us with everything for our enjoyment. 18 Command them to do good, to be rich in good deeds, and to be generous and willing to share. 19 In this way they will lay up treasure for themselves as a firm foundation for the coming age, so that they may take hold of the life that is truly life.

20 Timothy, guard what has been entrusted to your care. Turn away from godless chatter and the opposing ideas of what is falsely called knowledge, 21 which some have professed and in so doing have departed from the faith.

I've seen the bible used to justify all sorts of hateful things, but freeloading wasn't one of them until now!

...and one could interpret it both as freeloading and as turn away from your sinful camming! I suppose he wanted a free tit flash and then for me to come home with him and be a devoted little wifey ever-after.

Nina_Den
07-19-2013, 03:10 PM
^ Oh, man... the hypocrisy and absurdity of religion on camsites. It kinda reminds me this "trend" in Israel; whenever a rapist/murderer is being arrested, they almost always wear a yarmulke to trial, regardless of the fact they had no previous relation to religion whatsoever pre-arrest.
I'm as far as possible from being religious myself, so I really don't mind, but I just think it's ridiculous how most people immedatiely relate anything religion-related to good deeds and pure intentions.

~Carmen~
07-19-2013, 03:24 PM
"Your parents must be proud"

Umm....I'm 53 years old. If my dad was still alive I'm sure he would be! Dude just complimented me :D

karaamsel
07-19-2013, 05:22 PM
Y'all. Someone legit tried to tip me with a bible verse.

2PacJr: TIP YOU 1TIMOTHY 6:17-21 MYSELF TO YOU, HI BABE.

I've seen the bible used to justify all sorts of hateful things, but freeloading wasn't one of them until now!

...and one could interpret it both as freeloading and as turn away from your sinful camming! I suppose he wanted a free tit flash and then for me to come home with him and be a devoted little wifey ever-after.

turn away from the godless chatter timothy and stop wanking for free in my room you heathen!

DoodlebugBites
07-19-2013, 07:55 PM
turn away from the godless chatter timothy and stop wanking for free in my room you heathen!

OMG that was hilarious.

Like it says in the bible, TIP BITCH!

nikki187
07-19-2013, 08:55 PM
Idiot: Why are you not dancing?
Me: Why are you not paying me?
Idiot: Fair enough

Idiot logs off. LOL

karaamsel
07-19-2013, 11:05 PM
had a guy on SM come in and ask for gagging. i was like fine whatever let's do it. we start doing the show and i'm gagging and he starts asking me to just let the puke come up and spill all over my chest. and i'm like sorry gagging does not equal vomit, have a good day. so he leaves. i'm back in free chat and talking to other guys when he comes back in again and says "you ready to puke for me yet?" ummm... no... gtfo.

if i had known that gagging = vomit to so many guys, i wouldn't have checked it off as a kink in my profile. gross.

roast
07-20-2013, 12:58 AM
insta-doms and me being increasingly lazy at phone sex = bad combination:


Mr: SUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIIICKKKKK
Me: OK Id love to-
Mr: SUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKKKKKKKKKKKK
Me: Mmm Im taking your dick in my mou-
Mr: PUT IT IN YOUR ASSSSSSSSSS
Mr: PUT MY DICK IN YOUR ASSSSSSSSSSSS
Mr: SUCK ON MY DICKKKKKKKK
Mr: IN YOUR ASSSSS
Me: SAY IT
Me (meekly): Ill suck your dick and put it in my ass.... then [voice changing as I realize wtf we're talking abt] suck your dick while it is in my ass?
Mr: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mr: -orgasms- AHHHHHHH (screaming like he's jumping off of a cliff)
Mr: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
/click



Guy1 enters pvt: "suck my cock you [homophobic slur] until you gag, do it now"
Me: Hmm... ok is this how this is starting?
Guy1: you fucking hear me slave?!
Guy1: do it now you [homophobic slur]! [transphobic slur]!! [racial slur!!!!]
Me: uhhh
Guy1: FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING -voice breaks, like puberty breaks-
Me: heh heh
Guy1: FUCK YOU
/click



Dude: Im going to dominate you, call me Sir
Me: Ohhhhh yes sir
Dude: [silence]
Me: Sir make me kneel before you
Dude: [heavy breathing]
Me: Sir Im now kneeling... before you?
Dude: [heavy breathing]
Dude: [heavy breathing]
Me: you like dominating me sir?
Dude: [heavy breathing]
Me: I love being dominated by you sir, kneeling for you ... like this
Dude: [heavy breathing]
Me: Sound of your powerful breath against my ear
Dude: [heavy breathing]
Me: so.. powerful.
Dude: lick my ass
Me: OK sir Ill lick-
Dude: I came
Dude: Bye
/click

Nina_Den
07-20-2013, 01:06 AM
^ Tales From Tech Support.

roast
07-20-2013, 01:28 AM
^LOL and tales from never abruptly drop your phone sex prices hahaha

(requisite apologies to the SW gods)

Blondieblue
07-20-2013, 02:38 AM
This falls more into the catagory of sick disgusting shit I've heard on cam: Earlier this week.... I say hello to a guy who comes into my room. His response to my hello: "I fucked a 10 year old girl in her ass" I didn't respond and just clicked ban. Fuckin sicko

Snowy0Star
07-20-2013, 02:52 AM
This falls more into the catagory of sick disgusting shit I've heard on cam: Earlier this week.... I say hello to a guy who comes into my room. His response to my hello: "I fucked a 10 year old girl in her ass" I didn't respond and just clicked ban. Fuckin sicko

i bet u he didnt he just wanted to see ur reaction. maybe im naive in thinking they've never done what they say theyve done when it comes to stuff like that or maybe its that internet shield and they think nothing can happen to him because its the internet and who would go after him/be able to track him down but then that leads me to wonder how close they are to do doing it one day ...

Blondieblue
07-20-2013, 03:31 AM
i bet u he didnt he just wanted to see ur reaction. maybe im naive in thinking they've never done what they say theyve done when it comes to stuff like that or maybe its that internet shield and they think nothing can happen to him because its the internet and who would go after him/be able to track him down but then that leads me to wonder how close they are to do doing it one day ...


Yea I'm sure some of them say shit like that just to get a reaction, but just the fact they'd say that makes them a sicko in my book. I don't care if they did pay.... not the kind of creep I wanna spend any time on.

Blondieblue
07-20-2013, 03:32 AM
i bet u he didnt he just wanted to see ur reaction. maybe im naive in thinking they've never done what they say theyve done when it comes to stuff like that or maybe its that internet shield and they think nothing can happen to him because its the internet and who would go after him/be able to track him down but then that leads me to wonder how close they are to do doing it one day ...


Yea I'm sure some of them say shit like that just to get a reaction, but just the fact they'd say that makes them a sicko in my book. Even if they did pay.... not the kind of creep I wanna spend any time on.

BooBooLuv
07-20-2013, 04:33 AM
I had SIX guys yesterday alone ask me what city I'm in. Six! When a guy asks me where I from I either say what region or state (depending on how polite they are) but they keep on bugging me for my city as well. Wtf? I told them all that where I live is completely irrelevant, there is no need for them to know what city I am located in, and that is straight up creeper status. They all "lol"ed when I told them they were being creepy for asking but I am dead serious, what are these guys thinking? And to get bombarded by this question over and ever again was just super weird. Was yesterday "Let's Stalk A Cam Model Day" and I just didn't get the memo?

Lol, I usually tell them I'm from the city, CyberVille and from the Land of Interwebs. They either get a kick out of it or pissy. With the pissy ones, I usually say "what really matters, is if my Papi can make me cum all over the place". Idiots always love their ego stroked.
What gets me is the ones that ask if I have a bf, married, have kids, or am single. Does it really freaking matter?!

CanadianRuby
07-20-2013, 09:36 AM
I love this thread.

All I got today in my inbox was:

"I love you iwant you xxxxxxxxx lets talk xx"

From a stranger.

VictoriaChaos
07-20-2013, 11:02 AM
GAWD.
I fucking hate free chat.
I'm not here to be your fucking friend.
I'm here to help you jerk off so you can move on with pathetic life.
Just because your time isn't worth a fucking cent doesn't mean mine is!
Ohh and than trying to get me to dirty talk in free. It's not happening, it's just not.

SexyAleks
07-20-2013, 11:27 AM
I hate free chat too. I blocked many of those who went private once long time ago, or never, who find it necessary to come into my free chat every time I'm online just to waste my time, taking my presence on there for granted. Also the other day I got many of those losers saying "I don't pay for a wank", "I like what I see in free so I'm not going for private", and just all sorts of excuses for being a cheap asshole on a paid site, then a guy told me it was telling him I was offline when obviously I was online, on top of that his credits ran short and he tried to purchase more and system wouldn't let him do it. Then a regular was nice enough to take me into group chat where others can join too, and although this chat lasted quite long, harldy anyone else peeked in, just 2 members for a few seconds. Just shows how many of those only freeload and would never join an actual show when it's not free anymore.

CanadianRuby
07-20-2013, 11:34 AM
For fucks sakes. TWICE TODAY I have had men contribute for a video and a cam show, without even ASKING ME if I can do a cam show right now????

"Hi there. I'd like to see your big dildo video and the breast massage video. and can me use the rest for a quick naked cam show? thanks. send me a chat invite--i'll be waiting. -douchefuckhead "

"Hello I am sending you this in hopes of a 5 minute show, if that is not available I would then like your boobs video and hopefully a sexy picture. Please chat me when you get this.

Thank you"

^ That douche gave me $10, a 5 minute cam show with me is FIFTEEN DOLLARS.

what the fuck people>:(

Sensuella
07-20-2013, 05:49 PM
Sooo much stupid shit tonight I could write a book!

After sitting in free and explaining that this is a job and 'you don't go to your job and do it for free do you?'

Tard: but this isn't a job. This is more of a hobby. Like building toy trains.

Really mother fucker. I told him to go stick a toy train up his ass a promptly blocked him.

Sooo many fucktards on tonight. I just can not...

So funny I had to come out of lurker status!

karaamsel
07-20-2013, 09:56 PM
this isn't something a guy has said to me on cam but more a general annoyance with other camgirls marketing how terrible everyone else is and how they put us all to shame with all the crazy shit they can do. i don't like being accused of wasting a guy's time because i don't come to work with an already primed asshole.

LustyLark
07-20-2013, 10:14 PM
The other day this guy asked me, "how old were you when you sucked your first cock?" then proceeded to tell me that his first time was with his brother who was 17 and he was 12 at the time. Seriously, so disturbing. It is really hard to not be massively weirded out and totally turned off when these people say these things.

Rose_Who
07-20-2013, 11:01 PM
You know, I expect this sort of behavior on token sites, but I got asked on STREAMATE if I would do a skype show.

I should have said, "Sure, but it's $150 up front just to get my skype ID, and then $30 a minute for skype shows." or something ridiculous like that...

Then again, there's always some idiot who will take you up on that. It was a running joke when I was stripping that guys would ALWAYS ask us dancers to go home with them, and we'd always just tell them to fuck off, but one day, I started saying, "SURE! It's $5000 to get me in your car, and then $1000 per hour after that."

I stopped doing it on the day someone said, "okay." (Note: I went straight to the bouncer after that, and let him know what had happened.... Guy got asked to leave for soliciting prostitution.)

Sunnylexie
07-21-2013, 07:40 AM
I'm sick of guys who say they want to see me cum and leave at the third poke of a dildo, or say it takes me too long. It could be understandable if it took me like an half an hour every time, but FFS - since when 5 minutes is too long? Do they think of advertising their dick in freechat as a foreplay so sensual and intence that the girl would explode into rainbow dust right after it slides in?

~Carmen~
07-21-2013, 07:43 AM
I'm sick of guys who say they want to see me cum and leave at the third poke of a dildo, or say it takes me too long. It could be understandable if it took me like an half an hour every time, but FFS - since when 5 minutes is too long? Do they think of advertising their dick in freechat as a foreplay so sensual and intence that the girl would explode into rainbow dust right after it slides in?

I have noticed almost every guy who says "I want to see you cum" are minute men.

It's kind of a rule. Like the one's with "money" in their name never have money.

Glamourmilf
07-21-2013, 08:18 AM
Yesterday in my 'camathon' 7th hour, someone comes into free chat and asks if I will use a big dildo in my pussy. Since I only had a few prvts. up to that point- (depressing, but oh, Saturdays always suck for me),
I say "sure, in exclusive".
he tips 10 gold, and then demands that I do it right away(in free chat)!
As many times as I explained that I already said I would do it in exclusive, he keeps typing-"I paid 10 gold-now fuck pussy with big dildo!'
he eventually left my chat, but I'm confused on whether he thought he was on another cam site where that is allowed.
Sidenote: I don't think the rules are given to someone when they become a customer on SM.

camigrl
07-21-2013, 08:35 AM
Last night i had some idiot come in my room and keep pestering me about how many tats i have, what are they, can you show them to me. I told him he cant just come into my room while im in the middle of a show and just start demanding things for free! Silence for awhile while i am talking and entertaining the room and then he says "tell us a story about each of your tats." So then one of my regs speaks up with a big "tip for requests" gif and this douchebag has the balls to then ask other people in the room to tip me for His request! lol! Needless to say he got banned. But of course he couldnt go quietly, he had to leave me 3 emails telling me i was dumb, greedy, blah, blah, blah (aka- he is jealous because other PAYING customers have my attention and he cant afford it :-)

Nina_Den
07-21-2013, 11:21 AM
tell us a story about each of your tats

OMG, I hate it when they do it. Like, these are usually the kind of guys who think that if their freeloading, time-wasting questions aren't sexual-related, then it's completely legit. So if it starts with "tell me about your tats", I just ignore. Then usually comes a "so you don't wanna tell me about your tats?" followed by me just saying "yeah... no". If they aren't freeloaders, which is pretty rare, they just hit the private/exclusive button by then and continue asking me the questions over there, and then I'm the nicest girl in the world.

Mostly, though, they just continue sitting in free chat until I kick them out.

CanadianRuby
07-21-2013, 11:28 AM
I don't get why guys ask stupid questions like...about tattoos or....expecting you to tell intimdate information about yourself simply because they ask you to?

It's like dumbasses asking me:

"Where are you from?"
"What do you do?"
"What state?"
"What are your fantasies?"
"What are you wearing?"

"I am about to kick you in your stupid face you dumbass get away *block*"

Nina_Den
07-21-2013, 11:32 AM
I get tons of guys coming into my room, asking me whether this is my "only job" (since, you know, it's not a legitimate job), why don't I want to get another one, why won't I study, etc.
Then there's the guys who come in, ask me "So how's your shift going?", wishing me "good luck" and disappearing.
Then there's the "How's the weather in Israel today?" guys.
And so on, and so forth.

I think many of them just treat us like virtual-robots that just sit there 24/7 waiting to get asked aimless questions.

ChopperM
07-21-2013, 11:33 AM
OMG, I hate it when they do it. Like, these are usually the kind of guys who think that if their freeloading, time-wasting questions aren't sexual-related, then it's completely legit. So if it starts with "tell me about your tats", I just ignore. Then usually comes a "so you don't wanna tell me about your tats?" followed by me just saying "yeah... no". If they aren't freeloaders, which is pretty rare, they just hit the private/exclusive button by then and continue asking me the questions over there, and then I'm the nicest girl in the world.

Mostly, though, they just continue sitting in free chat until I kick them out.

Ugh I hate that too. I also hate the "How many tattoos do you have?" question. Usually I accidentally make them feel stupid as I explain that I have no idea how to count my tattoos because I have knuckle tattoos on all my fingers (does this count as one tattoo or ten?) I have tattoos that I've covered up, tattoos that I've added to multiple times to make one larger piece, tattoos that I've placed next to other tattoos so they look like one piece, etc. I hate that question even in real life but I seem to get it a lot in freechat. Also "Do you have any tattoos 'down there'?" Psssst you're not being sneaky, I'm not going to show you my vagina

CanadianRuby
07-21-2013, 11:35 AM
My BIGGEST pet peeve, which I am sure you are all familiar with is this:

"Hi"
"Hey there"
"How r u??"
"Pretty good, how about yourself"
"good"
"What are you up to?"


I want to STRANGLE any man that starts a conversation that way. What the hell do you think I am doing?!?!?!?!

ChopperM
07-21-2013, 11:36 AM
^ Or the: "So what do you do?" question. "Ummmm....you're looking at it"

Rose_Who
07-21-2013, 02:01 PM
My standard opening is "Hi, how are you today?" followed by, "So is there anything I can do for you?" I feel like I'm pretty up-front.

After the "what can I do for you?" this guy says, "Oh, I'm just browsing. I'm not going to spend any money."

So, I start ignoring him, figuring that he'll get the hint. Instead, he starts asking a whole bunch of questions (EG: "how'd you get into this?" "what are some of your hobbies?" etc) and I tell him that he can either buy something or leave.

And he kicks up a fuss about how he's not being nasty to me, not asking for anything, "isn't trying to" waste my time.
My response: "You may not be trying to waste my time, but you are anyway."

he then says something about him being the only one there, the only one I'm talking to, so how can he possibly be wasting my time when there's nobody else there to pay attention to.

I told him, "This site is pay to play, not free to sit and chat. If you want free to sit and chat, then go to omegle or chatroulette." and kicked him out.

He came back, tipped $2, and started up again. When I called him out on it a second time, he said "Well I payed you!" and I said, "Yeah, $2. I wipe my ass with $2. Go to private, or get the hell out of my chatroom." and kicked him again.

he came back a third time, starting the SAME SHIT without tipping, only this time said something along the lines of, "Well if you'd been nicer, I would have tipped you more!"

And finally I banned him.

yeah, because TWO FUCKING DOLLARS, of which I get 70 cents, is really worth all the time he spent trying to freeload.

To the guys who read this forum (because I know you do...): Telling a girl UP FRONT that you have no intention of spending money on her is NOT a good way to get into her good graces. Neither is acting like an entitled dickbag just because you gave her enough money to buy a pack of gum.

VictoriaChaos
07-21-2013, 02:14 PM
When they tip a dollar for no reason.
I don't do anything for a dollar. I mean, come on.
So they do and than expect me to do something, and i'm like umm, i'm not doing shit for 35 cents tip a couple more and i'll flash.
"Buut I tipped a dollar."
I didn't tell you I would do anything for a dollar, that's your own dumbass fault for assuming.

Marina Starr
07-21-2013, 05:01 PM
Fucktard: sound bb?
Marina: no sound.
Fucktard: not even in pvt?
Marina: no sound.
Fucktard: do you phone bb?

***face palm***
*** kicked***

sugarxlips
07-21-2013, 05:18 PM
LOL.. oh lord. too bad you cant take tokens for people being dumbasses.

CanadianRuby
07-21-2013, 05:49 PM
On a freeloaders profile on MGF:

"im new here i want know you well send me some pics if i like i buy all set."

:D Here let me send you a bunch of nudes of me, and I will just trust you will pay me for them ::)