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VictoriaChaos
07-21-2013, 10:52 PM
DUMBFUCK: I seen her walk by me, damn near passed out, then I walked up right behind ha, and said a playa like mee need to get in her vagina.

Wait, what?

Sunnylexie
07-21-2013, 11:04 PM
Dumbass: Do they film any free porn with you?

Film free porn, lmao. Some of the Redtube and Xhamster users are so naive as to think there's some sort of a charity organisation with a volunteer-run studio, that films porn only to upload it on tube sites so that people could enjoy it for free.

Another idiot:
1) Asks if i am flat-chested instead of a "hi" (while I'm sitting in front of him in a tight top showing my b size really well).
2) Says I don't seem to be in a good mood and there are many girls who are much friendlier.

Nina_Den
07-22-2013, 12:57 AM
Some of the Redtube and Xhamster users are so naive as to think there's some sort of a charity organisation with a volunteer-run studio, that films porn only to upload it on tube sites so that people could enjoy it for free.

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Snowy0Star
07-22-2013, 01:06 AM
Dumbass: Do they film any free porn with you?

Film free porn, lmao. Some of the Redtube and Xhamster users are so naive as to think there's some sort of a charity organisation with a volunteer-run studio, that films porn only to upload it on tube sites so that people could enjoy it for free.

Another idiot:
1) Asks if i am flat-chested instead of a "hi" (while I'm sitting in front of him in a tight top showing my b size really well).
2) Says I don't seem to be in a good mood and there are many girls who are much friendlier.

cam custies dictionary
friendlier : the willingness of the cam model to happily tell u where she lives answer any and all questions happily and do whatever you ask of her for free.

Nina_Den
07-22-2013, 01:14 AM
^ So the average cam costumer is basically a pre-schooler in (hopefully) a man's body, who's definition of "nice" is related to the amount of cookies he gets from the responsible adult at the time.
That seems quite spot-on.

Sunnylexie
07-22-2013, 01:42 AM
cam custies dictionary
friendlier : the willingness of the cam model to happily tell u where she lives answer any and all questions happily and do whatever you ask of her for free.

In the example given, it's rather the willingness of the cam model to put up with your bullshit and answer your impolite remarks asymmetrically.

Glamourmilf
07-22-2013, 06:50 AM
Dippydick enters free chat

Dippydick: (he doesn't even say hi,) he just types- "STAND UP!" >:(

Of all the lame things said in free, I don't know why this one irritates me so much! I used to say: "I give the orders around here, etc,", but I just ignore him now.
I'm dominant irl, and on cam, so this always rubs me the wrong way.
:snooty:

SexyAleks
07-22-2013, 06:58 AM
They all say exactly the same, as if there is a universal freeloader's script written somewhere. Stand up, give me/us a twirl, all those make me sick.

Nina_Den
07-22-2013, 08:04 AM
Dumbass: You are the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. I'd do absolutely anything for you.
Me: Really?! Even taking me private or exclusive?

Guess what didn't happen next...

Dumbass #2 (after staring at me for a couple of minutes without talking): Do you have something like a fan board where they have pictures and videos of you?

I burst out laughing because it reminded me of the guy who asked Sunnylexie "Do they film free porn with you?".

On another note: I really don't get it when a costumer spends more than 10 minutes in paid chat with you (that's just an example from today. It also happened to me with guys who spent much more than that), then rates you 4 stars.
Like, what does it even mean? "Almost perfect, try harder"? They obviously enjoy themselves enough to stay on long, so, what gives?

DoodlebugBites
07-22-2013, 08:59 AM
So, a guest I'll call Hardjack rolls into my chat with this greeting: "Hey bithc." I laughed so hard I was having trouble saying hello to other people, because I keep hearing some idiot with a lisp trying to neg me. Hardjack leaves, thank goodness, and I start to get it together.

Of course then he HAS to come back, which starts me laughing again, and says, "I know funny huh." I said, "C'mon, you have to admit that was pretty amusing." He said, "Totally. My attempt at being a stud."

I wish I'd have said, "Bye bathtard!"

karaamsel
07-22-2013, 09:30 AM
On another note: I really don't get it when a costumer spends more than 10 minutes in paid chat with you (that's just an example from today. It also happened to me with guys who spent much more than that), then rates you 4 stars.
Like, what does it even mean? "Almost perfect, try harder"? They obviously enjoy themselves enough to stay on long, so, what gives?

there are some people in this world that just don't believe anything is worthy of 5 stars. nit-pickers.

justanothercamgirl
07-22-2013, 12:57 PM
Meanwhile, in Indy-land

usiaasdasdas: I saw your ad on CamModelDirectory, show?
JAC: Hello! When were you looking for a show?
usiaasdasdas: yea
usiaasdasdas: i know u cam girls get like alot of old guys , but i am 20 so im young hopefully ul like
JAC: I actually get more young guys then old guys.
usiaasdasdas: ohh kool
JAC: I always find it interesting every time a young guys says that to me.
usiaasdasdas: haha
JAC: Why would I only get old guys? (*grins*)
usiaasdasdas: Haha no, just theres mainly old creeps who cant get laid who do this stuff more than young ppl
JAC: Ha ha! And where are you getting this information from?
usiaasdasdas: my brain
JAC: I must admit that isn't my experience. The majority of the guys I see are young. It is actually very rare I get an old guy.
usiaasdasdas: ohh well my friend is a camgirl so iask her lol
JAC: It might be the way I look though. It just might be that I look 'too alternative' for the older generation.
JAC: Where did you find my Yahoo username from?
usiaasdasdas: CMD
usiaasdasdas: ya ur hot
JAC: Of course I am.
usiaasdasdas: haha
JAC: It is $30 for 10 minutes
usiaasdasdas: Sweet
usiaasdasdas: im more of an ass guy though
JAC: There are plenty of girls with great asses on CMD!
JAC: I wouldn't fault you if you wanted a show with them instead being an assman.
usiaasdasdas: nah i dont care u seem sweet its fine
JAC: When were you thinking of having a show?
usiaasdasdas: nowis good
JAC: Okay, I will wait for your payment and then we can start.
usiaasdasdas: Ok. can i just see you before I pay please
JAC: Of course!
JAC: You just need to send $1
usiaasdasdas: -_-
usiaasdasdas: lol
JAC: Since both of our time is valuable.
usiaasdasdas: im just asking for like a wave.
JAC: Asking $1 helps me weed out the time wasters.
JAC: And I am just asking for $1
JAC: So......
usiaasdasdas: lazy to log and cc info for 1 fuckin dollar
usiaasdasdas: stupid
usiaasdasdas: bye then

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So you want a show RIGHT NOW but you are too lazy to log in and put in your cc info?

I love how he also tried to pay on my insecurities by telling me he was assman but he guess I will be okay for his needs. ;)

SexyAleks
07-22-2013, 01:05 PM
Oh, the cliche of the old ugly creepy guys who can't get laid - I had exactly the same type of conversation during an email exchange a few days ago with a guy who wanted to make an escort booking, and noted that being 44 years old, he was "way younger and nicer than the other men" I usually meet. The most ridiculous statement I have seen, ever.

CanadianRuby
07-22-2013, 01:38 PM
I have seen a lot of

"I am not a weirdo like the rest of the men on this site",
"I am not like other men here",
"I am not like the losers on this site, I can get laid whenever I want".

Fuuuuck you and your ego trip buddy.

camigrl
07-22-2013, 01:43 PM
Dippydick enters free chat

Dippydick: (he doesn't even say hi,) he just types- "STAND UP!" >:(

Of all the lame things said in free, I don't know why this one irritates me so much! I used to say: "I give the orders around here, etc,", but I just ignore him now.
I'm dominant irl, and on cam, so this always rubs me the wrong way.
:snooty:

My response to these guys is always "Make Me!" (yea im kind of a bitch about it, but that stuff really gets to me too, and my paying regs always laugh when i say it to someone ;-)

Rose_Who
07-22-2013, 02:11 PM
"I am not a weirdo like the rest of the men on this site",
"I am not like other men here",
"I am not like the losers on this site, I can get laid whenever I want".


My reply: "Funny, that's what all the guys on these sites always say. I guess you're all more alike than you think. :D"

IsobelWren
07-22-2013, 02:38 PM
They all say exactly the same, as if there is a universal freeloader's script written somewhere. Stand up, give me/us a twirl, all those make me sick.

You know, I think that I'm going to start actually following their requests, but bringing the cam with me. So I'll stand up and, "give us a twirl" (I hate that too) but all they'll see still is my face and chest....and my room spinning behind me I guess.

IsobelWren
07-22-2013, 02:42 PM
there are some people in this world that just don't believe anything is worthy of 5 stars. nit-pickers.

When I was a waitress at a chain restaurant, corporate did this contest where if someone got the most comment cards they'd get a bonus and the highest scores on the most was another bonus. So of course we pimped the shit out of those cards. One week, the only think that kept me from getting the high bonus is that someone gave me all fours and wrote in the comment box, "I can't give anything a five, nobody is perfect except Jesus."

I was so fucking mad.

Nina_Den
07-22-2013, 02:45 PM
It's funny, because the creepy/super-old/ugly ones these guys like to bash are some of my best spenders, usually (I do tons of c2c, so I've seen pretty much everything by now).

A gem from a few minutes ago -
Some random guy in free chat: So what's up with the show?!

Gotta hate it when they think GS are a given. I just laughed (for the record: I never do GS).

karaamsel
07-22-2013, 03:16 PM
When I was a waitress at a chain restaurant, corporate did this contest where if someone got the most comment cards they'd get a bonus and the highest scores on the most was another bonus. So of course we pimped the shit out of those cards. One week, the only think that kept me from getting the high bonus is that someone gave me all fours and wrote in the comment box, "I can't give anything a five, nobody is perfect except Jesus."

I was so fucking mad.

ugh, this is taking me back to college where no one could get an A in an english composition class. never been so proud of an A- in my life. nothing like impossible standards.

Rose_Who
07-22-2013, 05:37 PM
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What planet do these fucktards come from? I REALLY want to know, so we can put them all on a rocket ship and send them the hell BACK.

DoodlebugBites
07-22-2013, 05:52 PM
A gem from a few minutes ago -
Some random guy in free chat: So what's up with the show?!

Gotta hate it when they think GS are a given. I just laughed (for the record: I never do GS).

FWIW, the prompt in the chat box says "Ask me about my private show!" so I tend to give them the benefit of the doubt. I just run down what I do in private unless they specifically say Gold Show.

Marina Starr
07-22-2013, 06:54 PM
My fav is "I'll be right back". If that's isn't stupid enough try this "I'll be back in 2 mins".
Make it quick bb, I can't hold my breath for much longer! BASTARDS!
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x311/melaniamai/tumblr_mpf77uU6Q71rissi9o1_500_zps218b0124.gif (http://s184.photobucket.com/user/melaniamai/media/tumblr_mpf77uU6Q71rissi9o1_500_zps218b0124.gif.htm l)

Snowy0Star
07-22-2013, 06:57 PM
My fav is "I'll be right back". If that's isn't stupid enough try this "I'll be back in 2 mins".
Make it quick bb, I can't hold my breath for much longer!
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x311/melaniamai/tumblr_mpf77uU6Q71rissi9o1_500_zps218b0124.gif (http://s184.photobucket.com/user/melaniamai/media/tumblr_mpf77uU6Q71rissi9o1_500_zps218b0124.gif.htm l)

and its always after u try to get them to go pvt or tip for something. that or the brb bb i need to buy gold. BAN hammer has been raised .

~Carmen~
07-22-2013, 07:01 PM
and its always after u try to get them to go pvt or tip for something. that or the brb bb i need to buy gold. BAN hammer has been raised .

Don't you know? You're supposed to refuse all shows till they return:yes:

Nina_Den
07-23-2013, 12:57 AM
^ It ALWAYS happenes to me with the "I'll be right back" and as a newbie, I actually believed it; I thought they were going to get ready (?) or something.
As time went by, I realized this phrase means "You'll never see me again".
The thing is, I don't understand why they feel compelled to say this? It's not like they owe us something, they can just disappear. Why do they feel the need to excuse themselves?

funismymiddlename
07-23-2013, 02:29 AM
haha someone said this to me yesterday. oh you lost weight bb. I said ya I lost a lot. He said I can tell I'll brb... the fucker never came back.


My fav is "I'll be right back". If that's isn't stupid enough try this "I'll be back in 2 mins".
Make it quick bb, I can't hold my breath for much longer! BASTARDS!
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x311/melaniamai/tumblr_mpf77uU6Q71rissi9o1_500_zps218b0124.gif (http://s184.photobucket.com/user/melaniamai/media/tumblr_mpf77uU6Q71rissi9o1_500_zps218b0124.gif.htm l)

Marina Starr
07-23-2013, 05:13 AM
You are so innocent, Nina! I am glad to see you developed right before my eyes!

Edit: I have to be honest and say that you did annoyed me a bit when you first started but now I truly enjoy reading your posts. It's like you wear your feelings on your sleeve and I admire that!
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x311/melaniamai/im-really-proud-of-you_zps7ee112f4.gif

^ It ALWAYS happenes to me with the "I'll be right back" and as a newbie, I actually believed it; I thought they were going to get ready (?) or something.
As time went by, I realized this phrase means "You'll never see me again".
The thing is, I don't understand why they feel compelled to say this? It's not like they owe us something, they can just disappear. Why do they feel the need to excuse themselves?

~Carmen~
07-23-2013, 05:17 AM
You are so innocent, Nina! I am glad to see you developed right before my eyes!
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x311/melaniamai/im-really-proud-of-you_zps7ee112f4.gif

I know, isn't it fun to watch? I wish I had camming to give me a kick in the pants when I was your age. Although I doubt I would have made it back then:-X. I really do admire you Nina!

Nina_Den
07-23-2013, 05:25 AM
You guys nailed it. In my personal life, my family and my partner tend to half-jokingly say I'm a clueless-newborn in a grown girl's body, roaming around in the world. It's not about intelligence, it's just... some sort of innate naiveté which sometimes hurts me and sometimes is just harmlessly funny.
Of course, ever since I started camming, I feel like I've changed, but not entirely, no. Hence I tend to post a lot of "Why did they do that?" posts in this board, and you guys are usually like "Umm, Nina...".

Honestly, without this board I'd be lost.

Marina Starr
07-23-2013, 05:29 AM
I feel you should be able to adapt. Just don't lose the essence of who you are such as your value and moral. We're all first human being not sexual being!

~Carmen~
07-23-2013, 05:40 AM
^Great advice there. It's just a learning process Nina. And you are a fast learner.

Marina Starr
07-23-2013, 05:46 AM
I love reading your posts too, Carmen! You should post more :)

^Great advice there. It's just a learning process Nina. And you are a fast learner.

~Carmen~
07-23-2013, 05:54 AM
I love reading your posts too, Carmen! You should post more :)

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justanothercamgirl
07-23-2013, 06:03 AM
You guys nailed it. In my personal life, my family and my partner tend to half-jokingly say I'm a clueless-newborn in a grown girl's body, roaming around in the world. It's not about intelligence, it's just... some sort of innate naiveté which sometimes hurts me and sometimes is just harmlessly funny.

Would it surprise you to hear in my personal life that my friends and family say the same about me?

Glamourmilf
07-23-2013, 08:25 AM
Dippy types:'Hi, I want to take You prvt., but first I want to make sure that you won't spend the first 5 minutes typing, like others I've been with have." (Hmm, I think he just gave me a great idea for when I need it.):idea:
I say~"I'm talking to You and not typing now, so no worries, just take me prvt."
He leaves.... naturally. meh!! /:O

nikki187
07-23-2013, 12:20 PM
Broke ass: well hello
Me: Hi, how are you?
Broke ass: Honestly i am soo horny
Me: mmm me too. do you want to play with me baby? ;)
Broke ass: but its not pay day yet=(
Me: well if it is not payday yet maybe you should go do something else on the internet until your payday comes.
Broke ass: LOL

Broke ass was kicked.
Nobody has time for that shit. Thanks

justanothercamgirl
07-23-2013, 01:13 PM
dumdum1: what makes ur show worth that much a minute

dumdum2: this chick sucks...saggy ass tits

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Because I motherfucking say so! If you don't like it, then fucking move the fuck on but you don't get to tell me my fucking worth!!!

(Times I said fuck in this rant: 4
Good Score but could use improvement. ;) )

Nina_Den
07-23-2013, 01:44 PM
dumdum2: this chick sucks...saggy ass tits


LOL. No.

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VictoriaChaos
07-23-2013, 03:14 PM
I saw some chick counting down to a gs.
Her goal was $30 and she was asking for $1 for a 15 minute show.
She had at least twenty people in her room.
I watched for a few but no was tipping in.
I knew if I stated doing them, gold shows would be be the bane of my existence.
Cheap guys are annoying enough but come on . . .
No sex should be free sex no matter how many entiled assholes think it should.

Via Flaminia
07-23-2013, 04:17 PM
"Have you ever been with a New Yorker?"

Didn't you see my profile, brah? I have!!! My other conquests include Mick Jagger and Rod Stewart.

FU....enough already.

Sunnylexie
07-23-2013, 08:14 PM
Entitled Dudebro: lol ur hairy??
Me: yes
Entitled Dudebro: like how hairy
can i see ur armpit?
Me: yes, for a tip
Entitled Dudebro: narr i dont wanna see your tit or any thing?
just ur pit
Me: but you WANNA see it?
lol
Me: you have a thing for hairy armpits, right?
Me: they do the same for you as tits for other men?;)
Entitled Dudebro: not really
ok
Entitled Dudebro: well dunno yet
Me: then you won't die without it lol
Entitled Dudebro: never really seen one
on a woman
ill show u mine
Me: lol
I 'm not fond of men's armpits
but 5 gold would work.
Entitled Dudebro: noo u r right but id live happily ever after if i do
Me: NO
Entitled Dudebro: dont you want to help with a guys fairy tal ending
Me: no i dont
i am here to render services
not do favors
Me: dont you want to help with a girls bills?;-)
Entitled Dudebro: what about cocks do u orefer shaved men or hairy?
Me: i prefer men who buy my shows or tip for their requests.
Entitled Dudebro: buisness woman
Entitled Dudebro: lol fair call
Entitled Dudebro: i dooo
Entitled Dudebro: but im a bloke i gotta know what im infor befor i buy somthing
Me: lol
Me: so you demand that they let you eat half the bigmac before you decide its good enough to pay for?
Entitled Dudebro: if it was that bad most defanlty
Entitled Dudebro: and y are you comparing your self to a big mac any wy
Me: sure
I'm better;-)
Entitled Dudebro: your defantly a chicken delux
Me: so there is no reason that you don't pay beforehand ;)
Me: do you think the men who do aren't blokes for not asking for a testdrive?
Entitled Dudebro: yep
Entitled Dudebro: there boys
Me: fine
showing disrespect to the paying customers who apreciate me makes you look like a real man in my eyes, indeed *taken pvt*.
Entitled Dudebro: so excited about a new toy they dont know how it will run later down the track
*****
Entitled Dudebro: they kiss your ass dont they not other way round??
*****
*leaves*

So, you think I'm supposed to kiss everyone's ass and let them decide if I am good enough at it to be paid? Lol, you must be new.

justanothercamgirl
07-23-2013, 08:59 PM
Meanwhile in Indy-land...

Josh Ryan: $10 for 10 mins ?
JAC: $30 for 10 minutes
*crickets*
-- JAC has removed Josh Ryan from her contacts --

Marina Starr
07-23-2013, 09:04 PM
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x311/melaniamai/tumblr_mpf77uU6Q71rissi9o1_500_zps218b0124.gif (http://s184.photobucket.com/user/melaniamai/media/tumblr_mpf77uU6Q71rissi9o1_500_zps218b0124.gif.htm l)

Meanwhile in Indy-land...

Josh Ryan: $10 for 10 mins ?
JAC: $30 for 10 minutes
*crickets*
-- JAC has removed Josh Ryan from her contacts --

Via Flaminia
07-23-2013, 09:30 PM
10 seconds after entering my room:

"Wow, it's quiet in here."

Yes! I should bounce off the walls like a crack head *every damn second*!!!
Fuuuuuuuck you!!!!

Graceface
07-24-2013, 12:19 AM
I had two custys (within seconds) of each other asking if I did atm? Wtf?! I'm seriously considering ditching Streamate if this keeps up. I've been getting a lot of this lately.

Nina_Den
07-24-2013, 01:20 AM
^ It's got nothing to do with Streamate specifically. While once considered kinky and very rare, such acts as ATM and extreme gaping ARE mainstream porn now. It started out with European porn (mostly Russian and German) and slowly found its way to the major American networks. It's so mainstream these days, that it's almost a given in each and every scene.

Porn fascinates me; I used to watch it a lot (these days, with camming at all, I hardly do anymore). Men usually expects camgirls to do what they see in mainstream porn (not always, but usually), because they are certain that's just the way that it is. But I don't care. These are the kind of things I'm only willing to do with my partner (never ATM, obviously!). On cam, I'm very vanilla and I do well. When someone enters my room asking me "Gape and gag for me bb?" I just laugh and ignore/kick them out if they ask again.

Sunnylexie
07-24-2013, 01:35 AM
Troll in training: Do you believe in God?
Me *pokerface*: Yes
****
Troll in training: They are banning all the porn in the UK
Me: *pokerface* So what?
****
Troll in training leaves

CanadianRuby
07-24-2013, 02:24 AM
Its stupid men just assume shit like gagging, gaping, ass to mouth, etc are all things women can just DO.

From this day forward, I declare all men must gag on a huge Dick, then get fucked in the ass,, then gap their ass open while sucking the Dick off after it was in his butt.

See how many of hem do that whole "gape for me bb"" song and dance. ZERO.

justanothercamgirl
07-24-2013, 06:13 AM
Meanwhile in Indy-land....

Story-setting: Time-Wasting Douchebag (TWD) has expressed that he wants to buy a pair of thong panties so JAC has taken pictures of ALL her thongs and put them online (without her in them, of course) so he is able to choose which pair(s) he wants.

JAC: Sorry, I was in a show.
TWD: s'ok
JAC: Okay, did you want to email all the details at [email protected]
TWD: we can't just discuss it here? plus i already have a few thongs to model for you too as an added bonus....something to make you laugh
JAC: I am about to go into another show.
JAC: I am paid for my time and I am afraid I have run out of free time to give.
JAC: Please email me if you'd like them. I have to go back to work.
TWD: okay

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None of you will be surprised that I never got an email. It was all just a very long an elaborate ruse to try to get a free show from me.