View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
ChopperM
07-24-2013, 06:27 AM
^ I got a guy like that the other day
On skype some time wasting sissy told me he wanted to buy like 10 thongs from me, but first he wanted me to watch him dance around in thongs he's already bought from other models
I was like sure but you still have to pay for that
And he was like "nooo but I want to give you a show! And I'm going to spend $250 in thongs from you!"
After some consideration I said ok fine, after you pay, I'll turn on my cam and watch your "show"
"Nooooo before I pay! Right now! Please!"
Ugh...how stupid do these guys think we are
VictoriaChaos
07-24-2013, 07:38 AM
Got this email today and it just infuriated me
Hey,
Hit me up at ******@yahoo.com
Let's see about doing a show outside of here. More profit for you and more time for me.
-douche
Like, MOTHERF*CKER! I'm not an idiiiiiot- tryin' ta set it up so you can weasel free shows outta me. Nuh-uh!
Dude did a show with me a MONTH ago, said he'd buy my panties after, never coughed up the $$ to buy them.
GRR!
Oh em gee.
Might be the same guy.
He came in when I first started last month, wanting to buy my panties.
I've seen him, maybe twice since than.
I've been on burnout so I went back on last night and he shows up.
Asking where I've been and when I haven't contacted him.
Excuse me but I have a fucking life and I am my own boss. If you want something from Amazon, they don't contact you.
Probably the second or third time he had come into my chat he's telling me not to talk to other guys and asking if i'm telling other people about our privates (which only happened once).
They get mad when you ban them but they come back and talk to you like you care but than don't spend any money.
If you want my attention, you pay for it, it's not a hard concept.
Goodness, one night on SM and I turn into a bitch in the morning.
Oh and I forgot to mention, he wanted to pay me through paypal. Dumb fuck...
VictoriaChaos
07-24-2013, 07:46 AM
If there is anything I HATE more than typed in tips, it's guys wanting to do a 'show' for you.
I don't want to watch my own boyfriend dance around in one of my thongs, why the fuck would I want to watch you dumb fucks?
I swear way to much but I just get so fed up with men sometimes.
Marina Starr
07-24-2013, 07:50 AM
That's why I get very spiteful with the majority of men in real life! I have a bad attitude! I can't fucking stand hobos! I love swearing!
I swear way to much but I just get so fed up with men sometimes.
Rose_Who
07-24-2013, 08:18 AM
Oh em gee.
Might be the same guy.
He came in when I first started last month, wanting to buy my panties.
My god... I think I got him, too! Got this email:
"I've masturbated to you MANY times on the webcams! You are SO cute and I love your open mind when it come to your body and sex. I would love to buy your panties!! All used and dirty... Pussy juice, skid marks from your sweet ass and all! Then I want you to watch me wear them on the webcam and we can cum together. Sound good? How do I make this happen? I'm willing to pay shipping and any costs."
(Like I leave skidmarks.... GROSS.) Anyway, I responded:
"I will sell you the panties for $75 a pair, payable through Amazon gift cards, or the "tribute" button on my clips site. I will send you the panties, guaranteed used and DIRTY, and then you can come to my live webcam, and buy an exclusive session where I will watch your cam. Thank you for your time. :)"
Guess what didn't happen? If your answer was "get a reply or any sort of payment or further interest in the panties," then you would be correct!
LilyAnderson
07-24-2013, 08:25 AM
cheapfuck: will u lick ur niple for 5 tkn?
-ignores-
cheapfuck: bb lick ur nipple i give u 5 tkn
me: try 50 *
cheapfuck: 10?
-ignores-
cheapfuck: 10 tkns, my best offer
-bans-
Glamourmilf
07-24-2013, 08:40 AM
As I'm showing the dildo I will be using for the gs, a few guys always ask- "Is that a real cock?"
Huh?? I'm holding it up, so wtf? I say "Yeah, just call me 'Lorana Bobbitt!":mischievo
VictoriaChaos
07-24-2013, 08:43 AM
as i'm showing the dildo i will be using for the gs, a few guys always ask- "is that a real cock?"
huh?? I'm holding it up, so wtf? I say "yeah, just call me 'lorana bobbitt!":mischievo
oh my god.
I love you.
cherryblossomsinspring
07-24-2013, 08:47 AM
10 seconds after entering my room:
"Wow, it's quiet in here."
Yes! I should bounce off the walls like a crack head *every damn second*!!!
Fuuuuuuuck you!!!!
I hate this with a passion!!!!
My response is " Ohh so you came here for the guys?" Then I go into you know there are some hot guys on cam4 you should check out. I watch cams there all the time..
Then I just stop responding. Or worse I'll start picking people in the room and said hey why don't you guys chat with this guy. He's here looking for you!
Glamourmilf
07-24-2013, 09:32 AM
I love You Too Victoria!!:-* Now, On to bigger matters Victoria, "Is that a REAL Vagina You have there?":censored:
karaamsel
07-24-2013, 09:46 AM
As I'm showing the dildo I will be using for the gs, a few guys always ask- "Is that a real cock?"
Huh?? I'm holding it up, so wtf?
is that a real cock? are you a real person? am i real? what is the meaning of life? does the universe really exist? or is it just an illusion like that rubber cock?
he's not stupid... he's a PHILOSOPHER!
VictoriaChaos
07-24-2013, 09:57 AM
I love You Too Victoria!!:-* Now, On to bigger matters Victoria, "Is that a REAL Vagina You have there?":censored:
Damn girl.
How'd you know?!
I bought it at Lovers last week.
You just gotta ask for the secret backroom.
Rose_Who
07-24-2013, 10:41 AM
Dumbass: do u haave anal beads for pvt hun?
Me: No, but I have buttplugs. Weird, that's the second time today someone's asked specifically for beads.
Dumbass: i liike beads cause they get messy:-)
Dumbass: i like when they come out dirty:-)
So apparently anal beads are the new scat. GROSS!!!
IsobelWren
07-24-2013, 11:38 AM
skid marks from your sweet ass and all!
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/marilyn-monroe-yuck-.gif
You know, I've vanishingly never seen a woman leave skid marks. Honestly can't think of a single time. Have only seen it on a few men (whom I stopped dating after that, for the most part). I think that's because women are housebroken and know how to wipe our damn asses!
Vlodina
07-24-2013, 12:17 PM
Somebody told me today in private that my pussy was "not bad". And stayed. Lol
CanadianRuby
07-24-2013, 12:38 PM
I posted this in the MGF thread....but....It cheered me up immensely lmao:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE6iAjEv9dQ
Just listen to this song after a freeloader or an asshole is in your room...bahaha.
:bigmouth:
karaamsel
07-24-2013, 01:20 PM
i had a "voyeur" show a long time ago on LJ where the guy wanted me to walk across my bedroom and stand by the door and masturbate. the only problem was that he kept typing new directions and i'd have to break out of "voyeur-mode" to come read them. awesome voyeur show dude!
which leads me to another annoying thing where guys send you across the room so they can see you in some full-body pose and then continue to type more shit but i can't read a computer screen 10 feet away so oh joy, i'll get out of my head stand to come read your shit and then walk back over and get back in my head stand. when i'm 10 feet away the only thing you should type is "you can stop doing that now and come back closer." otherwise communicate your plans to me prior to the head stand. but whatever, it wastes time.
nelle
07-24-2013, 02:10 PM
Stalker: Hey sexy. How are you?
Me: I'm awesome. Thanks for asking.
Stalker: That's good.
Stalker: Mmm, sexy body. I want you.
Stalker: Where are you from?
Me: I live in the US.
Stalker: I'm in Miami. Where are you?
Me: I don't share my location. It says this in my bio.
Stalker: East coast or west?
Me: ....
Stalker: What time is it there?
Persistent much?
ChopperM
07-24-2013, 04:03 PM
when i'm 10 feet away the only thing you should type is "you can stop doing that now and come back closer." otherwise communicate your plans to me prior to the head stand. but whatever, it wastes time.
I hate that too! Like when a guy requests the doggy position so I put my ass to the camera and turn my head around just enough so that I'm able to see if text has been written in the screen just incase they want something different, and I keep noticing text so I turn around multiple times only to see they've typed shit like "mmmmmmm" "so sexy bb" "love ur ass"
Snowy0Star
07-24-2013, 04:26 PM
I had a fucktard on cb today ask me "whats in them panties bb" and i ignore him because i had my whale and few of my reg grays talking so he types again and i respond a vagina what else would be in there. and then my whale goes if u get tokens and tip her u can see it its very cute.
sophiesecrets
07-24-2013, 04:43 PM
[6:33:08 PM] aras ata: first you must show me all your body if you have hot body iwill pay you
[6:33:31 PM] Sophie Sinz: first u must lick the inside of my left asscheek , fucktard
[6:33:35 PM] Sophie Sinz: think im that stupid
[6:33:38 PM] Sophie Sinz: c ya loser
[6:34:15 PM] *** Call from aras ata ***
[6:34:17 PM] Sophie Sinz: o no
[6:34:22 PM] Sophie Sinz: did i hang up on u =(
[6:34:26 PM] Sophie Sinz: poor baby
[6:34:38 PM] aras ata: my cock is 16 cm
[6:34:46 PM] Sophie Sinz: hahah keep dreaming asshole
[6:34:58 PM] Sophie Sinz: go fuck ur mom some more
[6:35:10 PM] aras ata: accept cam
[6:35:30 PM] Sophie Sinz: eat a dick
[6:35:34 PM] Sophie Sinz: or two
[6:35:38 PM] Sophie Sinz: or three
[6:35:49 PM] aras ata: do you want see my cock
[6:36:00 PM] Sophie Sinz: only if u cut it off
[6:36:06 PM] Sophie Sinz: i wana see blood
[6:36:09 PM] aras ata: ok
[6:36:17 PM] aras ata: ihave big cock ?
[6:36:36 PM] Sophie Sinz: no i dont want to see ur pathetic cock
[6:36:41 PM] Sophie Sinz: i want u to kill yourself
[6:36:49 PM] aras ata: hahaha
[6:36:55 PM] aras ata: ok accept cam
blocked... they just never seem to get the point...
Snowy0Star
07-24-2013, 04:50 PM
^ its like those guys on cb that only know where the m button is and how to spell pussy boobs and ass . i hate when im on cb and i get "ass" just username: ass in the chat log. my response - "yes i know ur an ass" or "yes i have an ass! what about my ass?" or see ashole bb - "go look in the mirror then ull see an asshole"
Marina Starr
07-24-2013, 05:35 PM
Reading a lot of these precious cases make me glad I am immune to men!
RaeRae
07-24-2013, 07:22 PM
While on SM, the following happened.
Nitwit: Hello big booty judy!!
I burst out laughing and replied, "I may have a big booty and am gorgeous like her, but honey my name ain't Judy. Look at my username."
VictoriaChaos
07-24-2013, 07:26 PM
Dumfuck:can you kiss with your mother or sister in exclusive?
Banhammer!
I live with my bf, fifty miles from my sister and mother.
Second Dumbfuck: Damnn you are beautiful!!! touch your tits and lick your nipples pls and we go in pvt with c2c for a long fun, im 23
He messaged t soo quick when he entered so it had to be copied and pasted.
Banhammer is getting a workout tonight.
karaamsel
07-24-2013, 08:02 PM
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/q71/1003856_515249128546453_2061883898_n.jpg
IsobelWren
07-24-2013, 08:18 PM
Tonight is so ridiculous that it's redonkulous.
Someone was doing the peeper pop in pvt chat. Second time he popped in I said, "[Name] you've got to stay longer than 30 seconds this time or I'll ban you."
He immediately disappeared.
Back in free chat:
Idiot: ok ban me :-)
Still in the pvt chat he left I say out loud, "Don't mind if I do."
Idiot has been blocked
No skin off my back, dude. Yeah. Not really gonna moan over that one.
Thing 2
Also, a skunk sprayed my air conditioner right while I was in the middle of a show. It's very hard to continue to masturbate and be sexy when your room suddenly smells like ass hell. I turned it off with the remote immediately, but it still stank. I was barely suppressing my retching but damned if I was going to miss out on that money!
Tonight my mental pictures are less than sexy:
Another chat:
Him: pretend thats my dick honey
I'm tempted to start squealing and jumping away from it like the stereotypical, "woman sees a mouse," shouting, "OMG! WTF! Get that nasty thing away from me! Who the fuck?! Where did you come from?!"
Another chat:
Him: i will fuck you until u cant wlak straight
It's hard not to laugh because I'm thinking, "How would I walk then? Ministry of Silly Walks! I'd like the just-got-fucked-walk please!" I eventually settled on crab walk. I had to keep zooming in so that I could bust up in silent laughter, thinking about how he'd fuck me so hard that for weeks I'd just zip around sideways like those sped up films of crabs on the Discovery channel.
Same guy:
Him: just like you like want it
My mental picture: Valley Guy, "Oh em gee! I'm gonna fuck you like? Just like you like, want it! For real!" He flips his hair like Alicia Silverstone, one hand in the air, holding an invisible cell phone.
Same guy:
Him: cum onmy ace
My thought, "That's got to be the casino's least preferred method of getting a lucky hand." Angry floor manager with a face like a sturgeon comes over while this guy is stuffing a playing card up in a woman who is moaning in ecstasy.
karaamsel
07-24-2013, 08:22 PM
Another chat:
Him: pretend thats my dick honey
I'm tempted to start squealing and jumping away from it like the stereotypical, "woman sees a mouse," shouting, "OMG! WTF! Get that nasty thing away from me! Who the fuck?! Where did you come from?!"
http://media3.giphy.com/media/1lRTWupm8PCkE/giphy.gif
IsobelWren
07-24-2013, 08:27 PM
Stalker: Hey sexy. How are you?
Me: I'm awesome. Thanks for asking.
Stalker: That's good.
Stalker: Mmm, sexy body. I want you.
Stalker: Where are you from?
Me: I live in the US.
Stalker: I'm in Miami. Where are you?
Me: I don't share my location. It says this in my bio.
Stalker: East coast or west?
Me: ....
Stalker: What time is it there?
Persistent much?
HAH! That happened to me once and I just rattled off a random time. Turns out I would have had to have been in like, the middle of the Pacific ocean or something for it to be that time. He got all pissed. I couldn't stop laughing.
CanadianRuby
07-24-2013, 08:32 PM
HAH! That happened to me once and I just rattled off a random time. Turns out I would have had to have been in like, the middle of the Pacific ocean or something for it to be that time. He got all pissed. I couldn't stop laughing.
They think they are all slick with asking your location, getting rejected for asking the question - THEN, asking what time it is.
Like, do they think models are THAT stupid?
So...So...SO bloody entitled.
karaamsel
07-24-2013, 08:35 PM
They think they are all slick with asking your location, getting rejected for asking the question - THEN, asking what time it is.
Like, do they think models are THAT stupid?
So...So...SO bloody entitled.
i would just give the time it was in some part of russia - have fun stalking me there
Sunnylexie
07-24-2013, 08:49 PM
i had a "voyeur" show a long time ago on LJ where the guy wanted me to walk across my bedroom and stand by the door and masturbate. the only problem was that he kept typing new directions and i'd have to break out of "voyeur-mode" to come read them. awesome voyeur show dude!
which leads me to another annoying thing where guys send you across the room so they can see you in some full-body pose and then continue to type more shit but i can't read a computer screen 10 feet away so oh joy, i'll get out of my head stand to come read your shit and then walk back over and get back in my head stand. when i'm 10 feet away the only thing you should type is "you can stop doing that now and come back closer." otherwise communicate your plans to me prior to the head stand. but whatever, it wastes time.
Pfft, it wastes THEIR time. Let them direct you and make you take breaks for their money, until they realize there's a better way to do it, tee-hee. I have a "voyeur" reg who keeps typing the directions (in all caps, like it makes any difference from the opposite side of the room!) even though the scenario is always the same. Going out of my way to read them makes the show like 1/3 longer.
karaamsel
07-24-2013, 09:07 PM
Pfft, it wastes THEIR time. Let them direct you and make you take breaks for their money, until they realize there's a better way to do it, tee-hee. I have a "voyeur" reg who keeps typing the directions (in all caps, like it makes any difference from the opposite side of the room!) even though the scenario is always the same. Going out of my way to read them makes the show like 1/3 longer.
no - i know that and i thought the same thing - i just think they are stupid. men continually fail to understand the concept of "voyeur" lol
justanothercamgirl
07-24-2013, 09:16 PM
no - i know that and i thought the same thing - i just think they are stupid. men continually fail to understand the concept of "voyeur" lol
Are we really surprised when they continually fail to understand the concept of reading profiles. ;)
karaamsel
07-24-2013, 09:25 PM
Are we really surprised when they continually fail to understand the concept of reading profiles. ;)
no but usually when they say in free chat they'd like a voyeur show where i pretend they aren't watching, i go into the show thinking we are going to do a voyeur show where he will just be quiet and not give directions. i guess it's annoying to me and make me laugh when guys are stupid... even if it is to my benefit financially
karaamsel
07-24-2013, 09:28 PM
Are we really surprised when they continually fail to understand the concept of reading profiles. ;)
when i was new on MFC, i was shocked when guys would ask me why i hadn't filled out my entire profile... i was like "you read those things?" perhaps i discovered the mythical unicorn on my first day there? no one ever mentioned it again lol
Sunnylexie
07-24-2013, 10:32 PM
no - i know that and i thought the same thing - i just think they are stupid. men continually fail to understand the concept of "voyeur" lol
Lol, this is the case when one can put the money above the truth;)
Sunnylexie
07-24-2013, 10:48 PM
Dumfuck:can you kiss with your mother or sister in exclusive?
Yes, because we constantly keep our mom, dad, little brother, boyfriend and dog on alert in our wardrobe just in case we need them for a show.
Snowy0Star
07-24-2013, 11:00 PM
Yes, because we constantly keep our mom, dad, little brother, boyfriend and dog on alert in our wardrobe just in case we need them for a show.
reminds me of that scene from family guy where peter kept a pony in a closet and went to go open it and it was just a skeleton cuz he never fed it or anything
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Graceface
07-24-2013, 11:41 PM
Why sure I do! I'd love to get banned from the site that pays my bills over your request. Some days...some days...
CanadianRuby
07-25-2013, 12:49 AM
Someone sent me a message on MGF to get a teaser clip video of one of my newest vids....
I request a PAID message to be sent to me.
So, I have a guy, we will call Dumbshithead, sending me a message requesting the video.
I answer the message to gain my credit (.65 cents) for the clip, and....
34434
He tried to scam me with the free credits he received from a new account (they give you 3 free, unpaid credits - so models get FUCK ALL for them).
What a dick.
I did NOT send him the video. >:(
Sunnylexie
07-25-2013, 03:41 AM
Why sure I do! I'd love to get banned from the site that pays my bills over your request. Some days...some days...
Hate it when they answer my explanations about getting banned for breaking the rules with something like "Rules are made to be broken" or "Don't you want to do something rebellious?" or "Get your money, fuck the system" or "It's gonna be our secret ;)". Why don't you go and shit in your boss' paper basket, my mutinous friend? I'm not gonna tell anyone!
Nina_Den
07-25-2013, 04:39 AM
^ How's it possible to do a "snuff" show alone, anyway? Are you supposed to fake suicide, or what? Kinda weird.
karaamsel
07-25-2013, 08:04 AM
Lol, this is the case when one can put the money above the truth;)
hey if they wanna think my vagina is in my ear i'd be happy to entertain that idea in private
karaamsel
07-25-2013, 08:08 AM
Wow... This was the first time I've ever had this on SM...
Dumbo: Hey, could you do a fake/make believe snuff show for me in Exclusive?
Me: uhhh... Nope. That's not allowed on here.
Dumbo: How about on another site like Skype or something?
Me: Uh. Dood- I'm pretty sure snuff films, "make believe" or not, are illegal in all 50 states.
BAN! REPORT!
shiiiiit. wtf.
this is hilarious. who even knows what he means by snuff film. he probably just thought it sounded cool.
justanothercamgirl
07-25-2013, 09:16 AM
^ How's it possible to do a "snuff" show alone, anyway? Are you supposed to fake suicide, or what? Kinda weird.
I know!
I have been breaking my brain trying to figure out how one would even ROLEPLAY that on cam.
justanothercamgirl
07-25-2013, 09:19 AM
hey if they wanna think my vagina is in my ear i'd be happy to entertain that idea in private
I don't even know you but the wittiness of that statement has just made me fall in love with you. ;)
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/odf4EQ9Wghqcke3ux7KZnxCfo1_250.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=3263)
karaamsel
07-25-2013, 09:55 AM
I don't even know you but the wittiness of that statement has just made me fall in love with you. ;)
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/odf4EQ9Wghqcke3ux7KZnxCfo1_250.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=3263)
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karaamsel
07-25-2013, 10:00 AM
Why don't you go and shit in your boss' paper basket, my mutinous friend? I'm not gonna tell anyone!
there's a south park GIF for that!
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9bh2qgIJ51r4gei2o3_250.gif
roast
07-25-2013, 10:02 AM
Dont hate me for this CanadianRuby and SunnyLexie - but I LIVE for your general camgirl rage lol, esp CanadianRuby's MGF rage, I really do, I live and laugh vicariously through it. roflmao thanks guys