View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
justanothercamgirl
07-25-2013, 10:07 AM
Dont hate me for this CanadianRuby and SunnyLexie - but I LIVE for your general camgirl rage lol, esp CanadianRuby's MGF rage, I really do, I live and laugh vicariously through it. roflmao thanks guys
I embarrassingly second this statement.
karaamsel
07-25-2013, 10:10 AM
reminds me of that scene from family guy where peter kept a pony in a closet and went to go open it and it was just a skeleton cuz he never fed it or anything
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guess no one wanted the horse on cam for a while lol
CanadianRuby
07-25-2013, 10:31 AM
Dont hate me for this CanadianRuby and SunnyLexie - but I LIVE for your general camgirl rage lol, esp CanadianRuby's MGF rage, I really do, I live and laugh vicariously through it. roflmao thanks guys
XD Why? Haha.
They make me want to kick puppies some days T^T :medusa: :crazy:
Nina_Den
07-25-2013, 10:41 AM
I know!
I have been breaking my brain trying to figure out how one would even ROLEPLAY that on cam.
I think a lot of them just like testing our limits, or are simply asking such brazen questions out of boredom.
I get an incredible amount of guys who ask me if I do ageplay and incest. When I say that I do (of course, I ONLY do it in accordance with the site's terms of use. Ageplay = 18 plus, incest = step-family), they immedaitely disappear.
They don't even know what they want.
Rose_Who
07-25-2013, 10:53 AM
Me: Is there anything I can do for you?
Idiot: MAYBE
Me: well, I can't help you if you don't know wha tyou want. Take me to private when you figure it out.
Idiot: MY COCK SUCKED
Me: I'm sorry that you cock sucks so much. What did your cock suck at?
Idiot: U SUCK IT
Idiot: ITS TOO BIG
Me: Sorry, but 3 inches isn't that big.
Idiot: 22CM
Me: You mean milimeters?
Idiot: CM
Me: Nope, milimeters.
Idiot: 13INCHES
Me: You made a typo. it's 3. You could always take me to private adn show me to prove me wrong.
Idiot: OK
Me: I'm waiting. I want to see your 3 inch dick.
Idiot: 13
Me: Private?
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...
Me: Okay, I'm done playing with you. Goodbye! *BAN*
CanadianRuby
07-25-2013, 11:00 AM
13 inches!
HA.
I have 286 photos of a guys penis. He sent them to me one day. All 286 of them. 95% of them, are literally of his penis. About 3-4 inches. And some of his face. Weird ones....like in bath tubs, in his parents basement, in weird places.
Yup. I love me some dick pictures.
justanothercamgirl
07-25-2013, 11:11 AM
XD Why? Haha.
They make me want to kick puppies some days T^T :medusa: :crazy:
Schadenfreude
roast
07-25-2013, 11:29 AM
^Ah for me it is more like misery loves company and Ive tried to beat my inner camgirl rage into submission over the years but fail half the time. Kind of like slamming a lid on a pot boiling over and hoping the water doesnt seep out. So am relieved when I see people just fully...letting their light shine. I wish I could but it is too ugly, lol/
Also reminds me I should maintain higher standards for human online behavior? lol, like when someone is really WTF they genuinely dont have to be as everyone isnt this stupid and annoying. When I stop being shocked or loling or mad about it then that means I think it is OK I guess. Basically, thanks for the lulz / awakening my complacency
/derail
nikki187
07-25-2013, 11:42 AM
During $1 gold show
Your music is too loud not sensual thanks anyways bye.
I already told him I am not turning it down because I live with other people. I said this before the show even started.
I am not going to do something I don't want to for only a fucking dollar. Dillhole
justanothercamgirl
07-25-2013, 12:05 PM
^Ah for me it is more like misery loves company and Ive tried to beat my inner camgirl rage into submission over the years but fail half the time. Kind of like slamming a lid on a pot boiling over and hoping the water doesnt seep out. So am relieved when I see people just fully...letting their light shine. I wish I could but it is too ugly, lol/
It is actually the same for me. The reason I said Schadenfreude is because my fail-joy comes from the custies failing.
CanadianRuby
07-25-2013, 12:43 PM
Happy to rage for you guys! Hahaha.
I promise I have good customers, regulars, and great days...but sometimes....men just make me want to pull my hair out :D
Miss Merlot
07-25-2013, 12:51 PM
Hello, Im new to this site & this was my 1st post I read... this had me CRYING laughing & its SO true. some of the "idiots" dont know any better, or they would do better. Hope to see more posts!!!
CanadianRuby
07-25-2013, 12:59 PM
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thanks for telling me that.
With free messages.
You fucker.
I'm not even wearing a bra. :stop:
CanadianRuby
07-25-2013, 12:59 PM
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karaamsel
07-25-2013, 01:03 PM
13 inches!
HA.
I have 286 photos of a guys penis. He sent them to me one day. All 286 of them. 95% of them, are literally of his penis. About 3-4 inches. And some of his face. Weird ones....like in bath tubs, in his parents basement, in weird places.
Yup. I love me some dick pictures.
were they all high resolution like 5MB each? i've gotten those before.
anyways, that is really creepy.
CanadianRuby
07-25-2013, 01:11 PM
were they all high resolution like 5MB each? i've gotten those before.
anyways, that is really creepy.
I just looked at them again. I forgot how bad they were hahahaha.
He literally can cover the length of his penis with two of his fingers holding it up. Granted, he has fat fingers.
Okay it's probably like....3 inches....4 inches was a stretch.
Yeah it's pretty creepy. It's like looking at a little mushroom cap living on a ball of dough.
oh god.
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Nina_Den
07-25-2013, 01:17 PM
It's like looking at a little mushroom cap living on a ball of dough.
Thank you so much for this. I'm going to remember this one forever.
CanadianRuby
07-25-2013, 01:21 PM
Oh god. The freeloader just deleted his account because those messages just disappeared from my inbox.
OH GOD. HE IS GOING TO MAKE ANOTHER ACCOUNT.
karaamsel
07-25-2013, 01:33 PM
I just looked at them again. I forgot how bad they were hahahaha.
He literally can cover the length of his penis with two of his fingers holding it up. Granted, he has fat fingers.
Okay it's probably like....3 inches....4 inches was a stretch.
Yeah it's pretty creepy. It's like looking at a little mushroom cap living on a ball of dough.
oh god.
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oh good god please stop lol
Nina_Den
07-25-2013, 02:53 PM
Oh! I remembered something from some time ago.
Dude: Would love to go private with you. How hairy are you?
Me: I have a full bush.
Dude: Oh, nevermind then. I don't like getting hair between my teeth, haha. Take care!
Man, he's right... dealing with all of that virtual pubic hair... not cool. Not cool.
Sunnylexie
07-25-2013, 05:45 PM
Me: hello
how's your night going?
Freeloader: you look too pure to be naughty
good
Me: how naughty you want to get?
Freeloader: give me a small taster to see
Me: lol
a small teaser of the naughtiest things i do, hmmm
did you know you sound like a typical freeloader with that?;-)
Freeloader: or suspicious that the moment i enter pvt i enter nothing :] *leaves*
Like clicking the button and getting an error 404?
Rose_Who
07-25-2013, 05:55 PM
Like clicking the button and getting an error 404?
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pron surfed, weak and weary,
Over many a strange and spurious pronsite of 'hot XXX galore',
While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,
And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour.
"'Tis not possible!", I muttered, "give me back my free hardcore!"
Quoth the server,
404
(Disclaimer: I didn't write this... and I have no idea who the original author was. Whoever he is, he's a genius.
ManyRoses
07-25-2013, 06:14 PM
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pron surfed, weak and weary,
Over many a strange and spurious pronsite of 'hot XXX galore',
While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,
And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour.
"'Tis not possible!", I muttered, "give me back my free hardcore!"
Quoth the server,
404
(Disclaimer: I didn't write this... and I have no idea who the original author was. Whoever he is, he's a genius.
Oh. My. God.
Edgar Allen Porn
VictoriaChaos
07-25-2013, 06:55 PM
So a guy asked me today if my boobs were fake.
I was bra-less. Wearing a halter so my boobs look so bad.
I just laughed and told him if they were fake they would look a lot better than they do.
The stupidity of the male species. . .
sophiesecrets
07-25-2013, 08:04 PM
[9:16:56 PM] Khalid_aln: Hey
[9:18:24 PM] Sophie Sinz: hiyas
[9:18:25 PM] Sophie Sinz: MUST BE 18 TO CONTINUE! Hello, let me know if you would like a private show.
[9:21:10 PM] Khalid_aln: (inlove) (inlove) (inlove) (inlove)
[9:21:23 PM] Khalid_aln: Oh my god u r a real diamond
[9:21:32 PM] Khalid_aln: I want to be ur friend
[9:21:41 PM] Sophie Sinz: all u ave to do is buy a show
[9:21:45 PM] Sophie Sinz: then that makes u cool
[9:21:52 PM] Khalid_aln: Ok
[9:22:15 PM] Khalid_aln: I want a teaser
[9:22:21 PM] Khalid_aln: Video
[9:22:25 PM] Sophie Sinz: i want a million dollars
[9:22:34 PM] Khalid_aln: Sure
[9:22:36 PM] Sophie Sinz: lets see who gets their wish first
[9:22:38 PM] Sophie Sinz: shall we
[9:22:50 PM] Khalid_aln: Lol
<3 hehe... he ended up buying some pics hehe.
Sunnylexie
07-25-2013, 08:12 PM
Me: Hello!
ULTIMATE PRICK: show me on your hand how deep it can go
Me:do you think i fuck myself with a ruler??
and btw is that how you always greet ppl?
ULTIMATE PRICK: no but if i search "fist" andyou come up than I am just trying to find out if it is true.greeting should not matter if i like what you are selling thatn I will buy
Me: it Always does.
ULTIMATE PRICK: reality check *leaves*
Reality check: fisting is against the site rules, and I don't offer it. I purposefully put it on my profile as "no fi.ting" so that it didn't even show up in search results.
CanadianRuby
07-25-2013, 09:02 PM
This was a private message on MGF I just had in my inbox.
" really wish I had the money to contribute to you!! :( Do you have any samples?? If not no big deal!! "
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PERFECT EXAMPLE OF A MYGIRLFUND FREELOADER. >:(
DoodlebugBites
07-25-2013, 09:57 PM
Someone asked what I would do with a 10-inch penis. I so very much wanted to say "Have it removed, probably."
And that's when I realized cam burnout is 100% comprised of sarcasm repression.
justanothercamgirl
07-25-2013, 10:41 PM
And that's when I realized cam burnout is 100% comprised of sarcasm repression.
Oh my gosh! You just blew my mind with the simplistic truth of this statement. I think that is where my burnout came from too!
"You're not a real gamer, you'd be at ComicCon!"
Yes, because once a year magically every gamer in the world teleports to SanDiego and if you don't get beamed up you've obviously never held a controller.
Rose_Who
07-26-2013, 12:28 AM
"You're not a real gamer, you'd be at ComicCon!"
Yes, because once a year magically every gamer in the world teleports to SanDiego and if you don't get beamed up you've obviously never held a controller.
Yeah, I'm a gamer. I live in San Diego. I still didn't go to ComicCon because ComicCon is fucking expensive to go to even WITHOUT travel and hotel costs.
Snowy0Star
07-26-2013, 01:30 AM
Yeah, I'm a gamer. I live in San Diego. I still didn't go to ComicCon because ComicCon is fucking expensive to go to even WITHOUT travel and hotel costs.
plius theres a ticket cap and they sell out in like 15 min every year since they started doing that and the price multiplied by like 3 or 4 i think . comic con has died out really if ur anime fan but theres so many conventions just about anime and japanese culture all across the country i dont care too much about comic con
Graceface
07-26-2013, 02:06 AM
Freeloader: Where did you go to college?
Me: What makes you say that?
Freeloader: You come across as well read.
Me: Oh. Ok.
Freeloader: What was your major?
Me: I double majored in Chem and Geology.
Freeloader: Really?!
Me: ...
Freeloader: So why are you here?
Me: Because I like doing this. This is my day job.
Freeloader: But you could have a legit job!
Me: THIS IS A LEGIT JOB. /ban
VictoriaChaos
07-26-2013, 05:24 AM
^ I swear to fucking god, the next person that tells me to get a real job I will throw them in a fucking fryer at there 'real' McDonalds job.
Fuck you people who tell me to get a real job. I pay taxes just like you assholes who sit behind your desk and judge me.
I have bills to pay just like you.
The only difference is I wake up every morning and I respect the work I do. If I get up and don't want to do my job guess what? I don't have to!
I don't have to punch in, I don't need to call ahead to tell someone I'm sick.
Oh and I don't have a dress code.
No casual Friday's for me bitches.
Let's go fantasy Friday! Now where is that nurses outfit?
nikki187
07-26-2013, 06:00 AM
After a gold show last night:
Beggar: Can you send me something please
Me: Send you what? (w/attitude)
Beggar: A video or something please
Me: still w/attitude. NO get the hell out of here before I block you.
Beggar leaves
I never have videos or pics for sale because I don't have any right now, but why in the hell does he think he gets something just because he tipped an extra $10 during the show. Not my problem dude.
SexyAleks
07-26-2013, 06:13 AM
A "real" job in my country pays something like 2 euros per hour. If those,who judge, can live on money like this, and pay mortgage, bills and other stuff, good luck to them.
justanothercamgirl
07-26-2013, 06:31 AM
I think the hostility we get about our job not being a 'real' one is how the majority of people justify to themselves having to work the shitty, low paying job they do.
If men act like their 'hard work' is more noble then what we are doing it will prevent them from shooting their patriarchy, entitled selves in the head over the reality that there is actually one 'career choice' in this world were women will always make more money then they do.
SexyAleks
07-26-2013, 06:48 AM
Men have been successful for centuries at keeping women dependent financially. Nowadays that's not so easy anymore, although generally women are still paid less than men for most "regular" jobs. That's why their last resort is to stigmatize and downplay the jobs where women earn better.
Marina Starr
07-26-2013, 07:53 AM
Amen! Not to mention the amount of $$$ we can make causes jealousy. People don't like to be told they're jealous because it makes them feel inadequate!
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x311/melaniamai/000000LQ2Xo_zpsa1fad6f8.gif
I think the hostility we get about our job not being a 'real' one is how the majority of people justify to themselves having to work the shitty, low paying job they do.
IsobelWren
07-26-2013, 02:18 PM
Yeah, I'm a gamer. I live in San Diego. I still didn't go to ComicCon because ComicCon is fucking expensive to go to even WITHOUT travel and hotel costs.
I've gone a few times. Even getting in for free by going with friends in the industry who had tables or were in panels, I wouldn't go back. It's busy, gigantic, and overwhelming. You stand in line for 2 hrs to see what you want to see and then someone's put the talk up on the internet in an hour. You walk the convention floor for six hours, you haven't covered half of it, you've been accosted several times, you've fought your way through the crowd and maybe only 1/4 of the stuff you saw was really worth that.
It was cool to experience. I'm glad I went. But I'm over it. Smaller conventions like Penguicon and Dragoncon are much better.
IsobelWren
07-26-2013, 02:28 PM
I think the hostility we get about our job not being a 'real' one is how the majority of people justify to themselves having to work the shitty, low paying job they do.
If men act like their 'hard work' is more noble then what we are doing it will prevent them from shooting their patriarchy, entitled selves in the head over the reality that there is actually one 'career choice' in this world were women will always make more money then they do.
Yup https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?146917-STUPID-annoying-shit-I-ve-heard-on-cam&p=2460636&viewfull=1#post2460636
Men have been successful for centuries at keeping women dependent financially. Nowadays that's not so easy anymore, although generally women are still paid less than men for most "regular" jobs. That's why their last resort is to stigmatize and downplay the jobs where women earn better.
There are only a few jobs where women make more than men. I don't remember all of them, but I know that three are bakers, pre-school and kindergarten teachers, and sex workers.
SweetJulia
07-26-2013, 02:59 PM
He's amazed you won't lick your nipple for a quarter LMAO. When guys offer change, I picture myself throwing it at them, hard lol.
blondhottie
07-26-2013, 03:16 PM
There's this asshat I banned twice from my room and he's still able to keep coming in somehow. He came in my room again last night, calling me an ugly whore in all caps. I said "I'm an ugly whore, yet you still keep coming in my room, what does that say about you?" and got my whole room to make fun of him LOL :)
Sunnylexie
07-26-2013, 08:27 PM
Forgot to post it on here, but a while ago I had a guy ask me if I had any vintage 60-s stockings. I told him I had garterbelt-held stockings with back seam, but he turned out to want the REAL thing, not a modern-made imitation:O. I explained those were a rare and expensive collectioners item, while stockings normally are camgirls' disposables; so, even if a model happened to own those, she wouldn't use them for shows. He said "Well, that makes sense", apologized and left. Made me feel kinda bad, as I'm really into vintage lingerie myself.
Vlodina
07-27-2013, 12:10 AM
Stupid annoying shit I've seen: dude yesterday sent me an unsolicited photo of his completely limp, "at ease" penis. Why would you send girls that..?
Sunnylexie
07-27-2013, 12:39 AM
^^Gonna answer the next dick pic I get with a picture of CBT action/a guy getting pegged/another fetish he'd most probably find sick captioned with "Hi, sweety - what do you think of it?"
Graceface
07-27-2013, 12:50 AM
^ I'm so much meaner. I'd send pics of someone puking. Pretty sure that's a rare enough fetish that most guys would find it to be a boner killer. :)
Vlodina
07-27-2013, 01:01 AM
I mean, I understand every one of them showing us their erections - men are proud of them, bless their souls, but a LIMP dick?! After all, you don't know if they are a grower or a shower! :D
VictoriaChaos
07-27-2013, 07:42 AM
With as rare as a fetish I would think puking is, I get asked to do it, a lot.
CanadianRuby
07-27-2013, 10:37 AM
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This is a message I received from the asshole that told me he had no money to contribute, yet wanted to know if I could send him "FREE SAMPLES".
Below was also, my response to this fucking dick weed.